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It's so nice to have a man
Around the house

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Oh, so nice to have
A man around the house

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Someone sweet, who's…

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Yoo-hoo, sweetheart! I'm back!

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Hi, baby cakes.
Look who's here. It's the kids.

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What kids?

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-Papa!
-Hey.

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Ha.

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-Hey, pal.
-Mm.

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-Hey, man.
-Hey.

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We haven't seen you in forever.

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Look, that's not our fault.
You cucks are being kept on a short leash.

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-You're just jealous.
-Come on, drink!

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That's all right. I'm good.

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-You serious?
-Job interview tomorrow.

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Give me a break, bro.
We hardly see each other anymore.

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Is it crazy that I want a job again?

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-Don't you have savings?
-It's not just the money, Danny.

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-It's pride, dude.
-No, that male ego stuff is toxic.

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They made that clear during our course.

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That fucking ridiculous course
blew up my life.

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Wait, which one? Bram's course

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or your "Return of the Cock"
mega masterclass?

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Ah, come on.

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-One beer, huh? You're not getting hired.
-That happens when you've been canceled!

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He asked for it.
Had to play the big, loud macho rooster.

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But Stevie had a hand in it.

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No, you shouldn't even say her name.
He's still not over her.

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-No, you're not over Pam yet.
-Yeah, but I own up to it, unlike you.

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To be honest, guys,
I picked that up from the course too.

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Very good.

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ROOSTERS

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Mm.

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It's good. Not very cold.

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-No.
-Too bad.

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Greg!

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-How come his clothes didn't get washed?
-When was I supposed to do that?

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God. Now I know
why he always gets chosen last for soccer.

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All his clothes stink! Goddamn it.

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Can you take them?
I should be at work already.

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-No, I'm due at the DMV. I have exams.
-Oh, yeah? Sorry.

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-Hey, Greg…
-Mom, I don't feel good today.

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Oh, buddy, you all right?

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What're you doing? Is that--

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It's just bread and water.
Oh my God, you're naive.

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Jason, stop the theatrics.
You're going to school.

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He's just scared.
He gets smacked around by Koos at school.

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Who's Koos?

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A kid who stayed back a year
and terrorizes the whole class.

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-Hit the little brat back if he hits you.
-What?

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-Yeah.
-What?

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Just let your teacher know.
She'll help you resolve it.

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Snitch? Like a coward?

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Perfect. That way, the rest of the class
will never respect him again.

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There's social status to consider.
Like in prison.

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Just be nice,
and everything will work out. Okay?

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Bye-bye!

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Wait. No, hang on.
You're taking them, right?

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I'll pick them up later.

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Mom, I think I'm coming down with the flu.

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Listen, Jason, if someone's a bully,

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you have to make sure you hit them
where it hurts.

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Yeah? Got it? Okay, look.

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Like this. Bam! Yeah? That'll show him.

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Right? Come on. Grab your stuff.

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Yep, come on.
Let's head out. We're already late.

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Wow. That wasn't too shabby.
Six and a half minutes per kilometer.

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-Getting better, huh?
-Yeah, I'll get you so fit.

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-Shower with me real quick?
-Ugh.

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Uh, yeah. I just have to… stretch out.

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-Okay.
-Oh!

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I'm shocked.
You're not a match made in hell after all.

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-This was a horrible idea.
-You'll be okay. Just train harder.

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No, your mother.
It was a mistake to get back with her.

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What? Hey…

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All this time I thought I wanted her back,
but now… I don't feel it anymore.

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I mean, come on, Dad!
I've never seen Mom be this chill before.

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Yeah, that's her.
Look, I'm not chill right now.

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I feel like a giant fraud, a hypocrite.

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That's just stress.
I mean, you worry constantly.

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Even sex doesn't feel right somehow.

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So what're you gonna do?

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You're not very good at breaking up
with the ladies, right? Remember?

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Ivo! We just ran out of soap.
Can you bring some, please?

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Oh no.

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-She wants to make love.
-Ugh.

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I can't anymore, Tess.
I just ran five kilometers.

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Could you take her the soap?

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What are you staring at?
Help me out. Just tell me what to do.

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You…

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-She wants lavender.
-I know.

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Mike Mulder?

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Yeah. Hi.

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-Kristel van der Maesen. Nice to meet you.
-How are you?

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You look familiar.
Have we met or spoken before?

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Oh, I know what it is.
You're from that course, right?

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The Rooster class?

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-Yeah.
-Mm. I knew it.

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-Well, let's go. Ready?
-Yeah.

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#GOODLIFE WITH STEVIE

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I'm back, Ms. Stevie.

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Home yet?

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Ms. Stevie?

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Hey, come on, now!
Hey, it's noon, and you're still in bed?

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-Get up, get up, let's go!
-Let me sleep, Andrea!

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But you have to try on dresses
and makeup for the Influencer Awards.

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That can wait till tomorrow.
I don't need anything today.

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I could use some pancakes.

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No fruit shake?
Don't forget the bikini shoot.

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What're you implying?

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Nothing. I… I can do pancakes, yeah.

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By the way, don't forget you have
another book signing today.

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You said to remind you.

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Damn book!

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Oh, heck yeah. Delicious.

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Could one of you guys spot me today?
I'm good for it.

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-Right. The guy's broke.
-Serious.

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Hey. What's cooking?

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-Your boy's employed!
-Hey!

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-No way, man!
-Yeah!

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Head of fiction
at that production company.

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I'm back in the game, bitches. Back!

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-Mike's buying today!
-No problem, guys.

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Hang on. They know about your course
and all that?

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Yeah, but it wasn't a problem.

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No, the new boss, she laughed about it.

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I was like, "What a cool chick."

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I, uh… I want to break up with Desirée.

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-What?
-Oh, yeah.

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I know. I actually thought
I'd be happy this time,

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but now that we're really back together,
it feels completely wrong.

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-Okay. That's 50 euros, please.
-Fine. Okay. Hang on. Here.

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-Wait, you guys bet on me and Desirée?
-You couldn't stick it out for a year?

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Nice.

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And Desirée?
How are you gonna break it to her?

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She'll put his nuts in a blender.

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-How'd Pam break it off with you?
-Pam didn't dump me.

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-We made a mutual… choice to part ways.
-Ah. Mm.

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-We both needed a little more space.
-Yeah, right.

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-Why should I have to leave?
-Well, because she's not gonna.

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You could just say nothing.

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Just find another place
and sneak off without a word.

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-Or move in with him. House is huge.
-No way. The last thing I need.

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Oh God. Stop it, bro.
I do all the chores and stuff.

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-He should be paying me a salary.
-Yeah?

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I should be paying you to lounge?

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-You're not my girlfriend.
-That's totally sexist.

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Not to worry, Mike.
You'll be rid of me soon enough.

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-You buying a house?
-Nope. A restaurant.

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-I wanna start my own business.
-Really? How?

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Oh, and I'm hoping Pam
will help me with the paperwork also.

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-Ah.
-Oh.

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Uh-huh.

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I thought Pam wasn't speaking to you.

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Yeah, yeah.
I mean, she's been playing hard to get.

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But once she sees I'm a changed man,
she'll take me back.

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-No doubt.
-Mm-hmm.

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So, should I order you
a nice big breakfast?

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-Sounds great. Yeah.
-Yeah?

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When are you gonna tell him
Pam isn't single?

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Uh, Merel told me not to.

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-He invited me to come to Bonaire.
-Oh, really?

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-Yeah.
-Wow.

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-He goes every winter to kitesurf.
-You serious?

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Armand's almost 60, but the guy's got
the body of a 40-year-old.

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God, with Greg it's the other way around.

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Oh. But I'm not going before the divorce
is set in stone.

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-Mm.
-Until then, we're taking it slow.

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I wish I had your job.

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You end up meeting
a bunch of hot divorced men.

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I only meet pimple-faced teens.

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You opened things with Greg.
You been dating at all?

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Nah. When would I be able to do that?
I have no time at all.

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And Greg?

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Well, we agreed not to bring it up
with each other.

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I'm not sure if he's seeing anyone.

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But it's so fun to know!

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I can hardly get him to do the laundry.
I don't think he has time for dating.

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Oh, shit.

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"Mrs. Barf"?

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MRS. BARF

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Okay. Inside joke.

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-It's…
-Um…

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Hey, Esther. Hi. How you doing?

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Jason kicked Koos really hard
earlier this morning.

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Really? So he did some serious damage.

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We told him to come to you
if something happened today.

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Unfortunately, he didn't.

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Yeah, but maybe Koos had it coming.
I mean…

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If my son was attacked, he'd be allowed
to defend himself against this kid, right?

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Huh? We can't tolerate
any gender-related abuse in school, guys.

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Gender? What's that have to do
with some harmless roughhousing?

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-He only kicked Koos in his shins, I hope.
-Yeah.

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Her shins. He kicked Koos
in her shins, just so you know.

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Oh.

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There's always the option
to renovate if you're interested.

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This way?

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Um, there's gonna be a skylight.
We're gonna put a heat pump in.

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Here is, uh… the primary garage.

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Uh… the place next door went
for 20 more, actually.

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But these windows face north, so I…
can knock a few euros off for that.

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Oh.

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Uh, sorry… Ah.

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My wife.

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-Problems?
-Do you have a wife?

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Husband.

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Oh, sorry. Uh…

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-It's just as tricky.
-Yeah.

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Took us years to finally get equal rights,
but sometimes I regret it.

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Equal obligations, you mean.

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You can always end it. Get a divorce.

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Yep, I did already.
But now we're back together.

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Sounds like you should've learned
your lesson.

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Yeah…

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Oh my God, you're such a huge inspiration.

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I do your morning routine every day.

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I just find those acai shakes
a bit sour, so sometimes I skip them.

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Oh, I do that too sometimes.

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But the chai tea, oof,
it's just to die for!

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-Wow. Super, Bregje.
-By the way…

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-The, uh, face cream you recommended…
-Yeah?

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It's giving me pimples everywhere.

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-Ooh. That's frustrating. Yeah.
-Yeah.

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-I better, uh…
-Of course, sorry. Thanks a lot.

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Really, uh…

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Yeah.

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What's the name? Who is it for?

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I LOVE YOU. COME BACK TO ME.

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Mike.

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Oh. There's no more space to sign.

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-Think we could talk sometime?
-Sorry. I don't want to be seen with you.

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Come on, but… Stevie.

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I mean, you dumped me. On live television.
'Cause of you, my course failed.

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Okay, you're here
because you want to start a fight with me?

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Of course not.
I wanted to see how you are.

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Well, take a look. Things are peachy.

00:12:38.199 --> 00:12:41.680 align:center
Yeah, I'm doing great too. And, uh…

00:12:42.400 --> 00:12:44.320 align:center
-I'm working again.
-Okay.

00:12:44.400 --> 00:12:48.000 align:center
Good for you. I hope that your new career
works out as well as your last one did.

00:12:52.120 --> 00:12:54.760 align:center
-Is there a name I should sign it to?
-Tessa.

00:12:56.280 --> 00:12:58.920 align:center
-So, I did the entire vitamin A routine…
-Mm-hmm.

00:13:11.839 --> 00:13:13.360 align:center
What a coincidence.

00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:16.320 align:center
I'm a lawyer. You know I can get
a restraining order in no time, right?

00:13:16.400 --> 00:13:20.240 align:center
Okay, okay. I'm here to see you.
But it's not what you think.

00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:22.760 align:center
I have plans to open up
another restaurant.

00:13:22.839 --> 00:13:24.000 align:center
How about that?

00:13:24.079 --> 00:13:27.280 align:center
And I want you… to take care of
all the paperwork for it.

00:13:28.680 --> 00:13:31.480 align:center
I only helped you
because you were my boyfriend, Danny.

00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:33.800 align:center
Then I'll be your boyfriend
all over again.

00:13:35.599 --> 00:13:39.280 align:center
A friend… uh, who… is in fact a boy.

00:13:39.360 --> 00:13:41.160 align:center
I want your help as… as a friend.

00:13:45.199 --> 00:13:46.599 align:center
Pam, hold on.

00:13:48.760 --> 00:13:51.199 align:center
You apply for a business name yet?

00:13:51.280 --> 00:13:54.640 align:center
I'm, uh… not really.
I'm torn. Got a couple good options, so…

00:13:54.719 --> 00:13:56.880 align:center
And the funding?
How are things with money?

00:13:56.959 --> 00:13:59.160 align:center
Good. Good, yeah.

00:13:59.240 --> 00:14:01.800 align:center
The investors won't stop calling.
It's crazy.

00:14:04.320 --> 00:14:07.560 align:center
-Another restaurant?
-Yeah.

00:14:07.640 --> 00:14:09.640 align:center
I thought you were done
with the restaurant business.

00:14:09.719 --> 00:14:11.880 align:center
I was just a little burnt out.

00:14:11.959 --> 00:14:15.240 align:center
This time I've thought it out,
and I have a whole new direction for it.

00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:17.479 align:center
You know, your career
could take a new direction.

00:14:18.719 --> 00:14:20.680 align:center
All right, come on.
Can I have the cash or not?

00:14:20.760 --> 00:14:22.160 align:center
Hmm.

00:14:30.439 --> 00:14:32.719 align:center
-What do you think? It's okay, right?
-Oh…

00:14:32.800 --> 00:14:34.520 align:center
The rent's steep and it's small,

00:14:34.599 --> 00:14:36.400 align:center
but it's around the corner
from your school.

00:14:36.479 --> 00:14:39.000 align:center
Okay, um… What does Mom think about it?

00:14:40.439 --> 00:14:42.599 align:center
Ugh, come on, Pop. You gotta be kidding.

00:14:42.680 --> 00:14:45.280 align:center
It's her turn to move out.
That's a fact. I'm being reasonable.

00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:47.599 align:center
Ugh. How come men are so awful?

00:14:47.680 --> 00:14:49.839 align:center
The point of that course
was to help you tell the truth.

00:14:49.920 --> 00:14:52.959 align:center
Wait a minute, whose side are you on?
You could stay here, you know.

00:14:53.040 --> 00:14:55.160 align:center
What do you mean, she can stay here?

00:14:58.199 --> 00:15:01.680 align:center
I was gonna get a pizza, and I was asking
if she might wanna tag along.

00:15:01.760 --> 00:15:04.479 align:center
She said no? Then how about I ride along
to keep you company?

00:15:04.560 --> 00:15:06.160 align:center
-Hmm?
-Okay.

00:15:07.319 --> 00:15:08.360 align:center
For real?

00:15:08.439 --> 00:15:11.880 align:center
-What? I don't wanna act like a dick.
-Ugh!

00:15:13.719 --> 00:15:16.439 align:center
"Koos," I mean, seriously?
What's the deal with that?

00:15:16.520 --> 00:15:19.240 align:center
Honestly, since when is that
a girl's name, for God's sake?

00:15:19.319 --> 00:15:22.839 align:center
I mean, what's next?
Walter? Robert? Herbert?

00:15:22.920 --> 00:15:25.880 align:center
Yeah, but who cares what she's called?
My son shouldn't be hitting girls.

00:15:25.959 --> 00:15:29.400 align:center
-Come on, we raised him better than that.
-Yeah, okay, but Koos? Jesus.

00:15:29.479 --> 00:15:33.280 align:center
I could give Bram a call.
See if he runs a course for kids too?

00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:34.920 align:center
Don't be stupid, Greg.

00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:37.680 align:center
Well, I just… don't want Jason
to think it's okay.

00:15:37.760 --> 00:15:40.800 align:center
He doesn't. He won't do it again.
Trust me, I was strict about the thing.

00:15:40.880 --> 00:15:44.040 align:center
No worries.

00:15:44.120 --> 00:15:46.240 align:center
I wanna talk to him myself.

00:15:46.319 --> 00:15:47.520 align:center
-What, now?
-Yeah.

00:15:47.599 --> 00:15:49.599 align:center
Yeah, but… Greg, it's super late.

00:15:50.319 --> 00:15:52.640 align:center
Okay, tell me again. What really happened?

00:15:52.719 --> 00:15:55.719 align:center
I kicked her right in the knee.
I was like a ninja.

00:15:55.800 --> 00:16:00.160 align:center
You should've seen it.
She cried like a baby. Check this out!

00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:01.599 align:center
-Whoa!
-Hello!

00:16:01.680 --> 00:16:03.520 align:center
Didn't you feel bad for her, though?

00:16:04.560 --> 00:16:07.800 align:center
You can't be kicking kids anymore, okay?
Females especially.

00:16:08.880 --> 00:16:11.680 align:center
-Well, she stopped bullying me, Dad.
-Uh…

00:16:11.760 --> 00:16:14.479 align:center
Men are stronger than women.
You could've broke her leg.

00:16:15.479 --> 00:16:17.719 align:center
Mom gave me permission.

00:16:17.800 --> 00:16:19.599 align:center
She gave you permission?

00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:24.959 align:center
All right. Sleep well, okay?

00:16:33.680 --> 00:16:35.359 align:center
Merel?

00:16:35.439 --> 00:16:39.120 align:center
Merel? Tell me you didn't say
Jason should kick Koos, please.

00:16:40.280 --> 00:16:42.880 align:center
-I know you're awake, Merel.
-Hmm?

00:16:42.959 --> 00:16:44.319 align:center
"Hmm?"

00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:49.280 align:center
-Hey.
-Yeah, okay, okay, it's my fault.

00:16:49.359 --> 00:16:52.040 align:center
-Oh my God.
-I thought it was a boy. That's the truth.

00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:54.439 align:center
That makes no difference.
Violence never solves problems.

00:16:54.520 --> 00:16:58.000 align:center
-Well, this time, it worked.
-You tell him he owes her an apology.

00:16:58.079 --> 00:17:00.680 align:center
-What? No! Koos picked the fight.
-God, come on, Merel.

00:17:00.760 --> 00:17:02.199 align:center
Want him to get suspended?

00:17:03.199 --> 00:17:06.760 align:center
Pfft. God, whatever.
I'll talk to the mother. How's that?

00:17:06.839 --> 00:17:08.480 align:center
We need to work as a team on this.

00:17:08.560 --> 00:17:10.760 align:center
I don't want him
to turn into a sexist jerk.

00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:14.839 align:center
Oh, no. God forbid.

00:17:36.840 --> 00:17:41.520 align:center
-We do have whiteboards, you know.
-Yeah, it's just… I swear by flip-overs.

00:17:41.600 --> 00:17:43.440 align:center
-All my hits were born on them.
-Hmm.

00:17:43.520 --> 00:17:44.880 align:center
Oh, like Fuck Island?

00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:49.240 align:center
Yeah, it's true. But that's the old me.
I'm a new man. No macho crap.

00:17:49.320 --> 00:17:52.880 align:center
Bummer. We could use
a little more male gaze around here.

00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.280 align:center
A female perspective is important,

00:17:54.360 --> 00:17:57.960 align:center
but it's better to balance it
with humor and a little distance.

00:17:58.040 --> 00:18:00.120 align:center
Because in the end,
it's all about ratings.

00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:03.440 align:center
And, uh… obviously,
that's where Fuck Island flourished.

00:18:03.520 --> 00:18:05.720 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:05.800 --> 00:18:08.800 align:center
-Come on, let's go meet the team.
-Yeah.

00:18:10.360 --> 00:18:11.280 align:center
That doesn't work.

00:18:11.360 --> 00:18:13.960 align:center
Sanne, Yuki, Bodil, allow me
to introduce you to… Mike Mulder,

00:18:14.040 --> 00:18:15.440 align:center
our new head of fiction.

00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:19.159 align:center
-Well, go get 'em.
-Right.

00:18:20.080 --> 00:18:24.560 align:center
So, ladies. Let's hear it.
What are you cooking up in here?

00:18:28.679 --> 00:18:32.360 align:center
I've worked on myself a lot, you know?
I'm trying to be a role model for Jason.

00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:35.919 align:center
And then Merel just casually tells the kid
to start smacking everybody.

00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:39.600 align:center
That's not normal!
What about… domestic violence, huh?

00:18:39.679 --> 00:18:41.120 align:center
Or femicide.

00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:44.800 align:center
Our boys need to learn to respect
the women in their lives. Yeah.

00:18:46.679 --> 00:18:50.840 align:center
Yücel? Yücel? Yücel?

00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:57.480 align:center
Mom, there she is. That's Koos.

00:18:58.880 --> 00:19:02.560 align:center
-Oh, fuck, okay.
-It was him, Mom. That one kicked me.

00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:05.800 align:center
Uh… You must be Koos's mother.

00:19:05.880 --> 00:19:09.720 align:center
Yeah, and this is the asshole thug
who can't keep his hands to himself.

00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:14.600 align:center
Uh, Jason would really like
to apologize to you. Am I right, Jason?

00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:17.200 align:center
-Huh?
-No.

00:19:17.280 --> 00:19:19.520 align:center
Maybe you should try
being an attentive mother.

00:19:19.600 --> 00:19:21.200 align:center
Then we wouldn't be here at all.

00:19:21.280 --> 00:19:22.480 align:center
Sorry?

00:19:22.560 --> 00:19:24.679 align:center
You think it's normal that he attacked
my little girl?

00:19:24.760 --> 00:19:26.399 align:center
Whoa, whoa, whoa. She bullied Jason.

00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:28.560 align:center
She's a monster.
Look at her. Jason's half her weight.

00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:31.200 align:center
-What was that?
-You called my son an asshole?

00:19:31.280 --> 00:19:33.760 align:center
-Yeah. Now I know why he acts this way.
-Oh, wow.

00:19:33.840 --> 00:19:35.640 align:center
-That's right.
-Look at the attitude on you.

00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:37.280 align:center
-Attitude?
-You sorry?

00:19:37.360 --> 00:19:38.560 align:center
Sorry for what?

00:19:53.040 --> 00:19:55.440 align:center
-Hi, Merel.
-Hi, Dad.

00:19:55.520 --> 00:19:57.320 align:center
Jason? What…? What's going on?

00:19:57.399 --> 00:19:59.640 align:center
Uh, Mom got in a fight with Koos's mother.

00:19:59.720 --> 00:20:00.600 align:center
What?

00:20:00.679 --> 00:20:02.360 align:center
Yeah, and her phone fell,

00:20:02.440 --> 00:20:04.640 align:center
and she ended up breaking the screen.

00:20:04.720 --> 00:20:06.040 align:center
Oh, she's coming.

00:20:06.120 --> 00:20:07.679 align:center
Jason?

00:20:09.080 --> 00:20:11.360 align:center
Come on. Hurry up.
Come on, buddy. We're leaving.

00:20:14.280 --> 00:20:16.120 align:center
Dan, sorry. I don't have time to talk.

00:20:16.200 --> 00:20:19.679 align:center
Hey, I'm throwing a party tonight.
Eight at my house.

00:20:19.760 --> 00:20:22.480 align:center
Well, uh… at Mike's house, I mean.
Uh, put it inside.

00:20:22.560 --> 00:20:24.200 align:center
Sorry, I'm really not in the mood.

00:20:24.280 --> 00:20:26.520 align:center
My colleague's sick,
we're having problems at school…

00:20:26.600 --> 00:20:29.679 align:center
Ah, too bad. That's why you have
to celebrate life now, Greg.

00:20:29.760 --> 00:20:31.720 align:center
Oh, Merel's coming too.

00:20:31.800 --> 00:20:33.440 align:center
Oh, okay.

00:20:34.240 --> 00:20:36.080 align:center
Dan, I… Dan?

00:20:36.159 --> 00:20:38.840 align:center
-Almost done?
-Just four or so left.

00:20:38.919 --> 00:20:40.640 align:center
Okay. Cool, man.

00:20:41.320 --> 00:20:46.360 align:center
Turns out the murderer is pretending
to be his boss the whole time!

00:20:47.399 --> 00:20:50.800 align:center
-Yeah, right, so that adds another man?
-No, a woman.

00:20:50.880 --> 00:20:53.480 align:center
-Okay. What kind of woman is she?
-Blonde.

00:20:53.560 --> 00:20:57.000 align:center
No… um… I meant,
like, what's her background, you know?

00:20:58.040 --> 00:20:59.320 align:center
Uh, she's a model?

00:20:59.399 --> 00:21:01.480 align:center
Mike, cultural or ethnic background.

00:21:01.560 --> 00:21:04.440 align:center
Is she white, Black,
Asian-slash-Pacific Islander?

00:21:04.520 --> 00:21:05.360 align:center
Asian. Yep.

00:21:07.080 --> 00:21:10.280 align:center
Yeah, and she's really good at karate.
The end will be a massive fight.

00:21:10.360 --> 00:21:12.040 align:center
Kill Bill style.

00:21:12.120 --> 00:21:16.040 align:center
Oh, yeah, right. 'Cause we know
all Asians are karate masters.

00:21:16.120 --> 00:21:19.640 align:center
He could be onto something.
It's sort of funny.

00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:20.640 align:center
Mm.

00:21:21.320 --> 00:21:24.840 align:center
Uh, Mike. I'm not sure suddenly changing
everything is a good move,

00:21:24.919 --> 00:21:28.440 align:center
considering that it's taken us months
of work to develop this strategy.

00:21:28.520 --> 00:21:30.640 align:center
-And the pitch is tomorrow.
-Yeah, but it can be better.

00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:33.919 align:center
I'll order some pizza.
We have a long night ahead of us.

00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:36.560 align:center
Mike, order the pizza for yourself.
My day's over.

00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:38.960 align:center
-And the pitch? What about--
-It's called work-life balance.

00:21:39.040 --> 00:21:39.880 align:center
You ever heard of it?

00:21:44.399 --> 00:21:45.520 align:center
Gotta be kidding.

00:21:47.120 --> 00:21:51.919 align:center
Sorry. I wanted to keep going,
but women have to be in solidarity.

00:21:53.040 --> 00:21:55.000 align:center
He wants to throw
the whole thing on the fire.

00:21:55.080 --> 00:21:57.800 align:center
-Yeah.
-Right in the oven.

00:21:58.360 --> 00:22:01.760 align:center
-Okay…
-Mike.

00:22:01.840 --> 00:22:03.080 align:center
Yeah, hey.

00:22:03.159 --> 00:22:07.439 align:center
-I hope they were welcoming.
-Yeah, I, um… uh…

00:22:07.520 --> 00:22:09.480 align:center
Uh… I felt like we clicked.

00:22:09.560 --> 00:22:12.040 align:center
Hmm. You'll love it here.
This is your home.

00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:16.520 align:center
I just know it. Hmm.

00:22:18.520 --> 00:22:23.000 align:center
Ah. You must be Mike.
Robert, from administration.

00:22:23.080 --> 00:22:25.960 align:center
Right, hi.
Ah, they finally hired another man, huh?

00:22:26.040 --> 00:22:28.600 align:center
-Place has more pussies than a shelter.
-Sorry?

00:22:28.679 --> 00:22:32.040 align:center
Never trust a thing that bleeds
for five days and doesn't die, right?

00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:36.600 align:center
Hey, wanna get a beer later?

00:22:36.679 --> 00:22:38.760 align:center
I'll tell you
how to avoid these carpet-munchers.

00:22:38.840 --> 00:22:42.480 align:center
Um, thanks. I just…
I better work on my pitch more tonight.

00:22:42.560 --> 00:22:43.760 align:center
Mm.

00:22:43.840 --> 00:22:45.640 align:center
Okay. Rain check, bud?

00:22:46.320 --> 00:22:48.040 align:center
Uh…

00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:57.560 align:center
Hey! Hell yeah! There he is!
'Sup? What's going on?

00:22:57.640 --> 00:23:00.800 align:center
Go ahead, act like you own the place.
'Cause, uh… that's what I do.

00:23:02.600 --> 00:23:04.120 align:center
-Hey.
-Hey, Danny.

00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:06.240 align:center
-This is Harm. Harm, Danny.
-Hi.

00:23:06.320 --> 00:23:09.320 align:center
Hi. Oh, nice, caipirinhas.

00:23:09.399 --> 00:23:10.960 align:center
-Yeah.
-Great house.

00:23:11.040 --> 00:23:12.320 align:center
Yeah, thanks.

00:23:13.679 --> 00:23:14.720 align:center
Hey.

00:23:15.800 --> 00:23:17.159 align:center
-Who's that?
-Harm?

00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:18.480 align:center
-Yeah.
-A client of mine.

00:23:19.679 --> 00:23:21.919 align:center
-Hey, Greg.
-Mm! Mwah!

00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:24.040 align:center
-What took you so long?
-I was at the ER.

00:23:24.120 --> 00:23:26.120 align:center
-What?
-Yeah, Yücel had a massive heart attack.

00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:28.679 align:center
If you listened to your voicemail,
you'd know that.

00:23:28.760 --> 00:23:30.840 align:center
-So was he at work?
-Were you in a car chase?

00:23:30.919 --> 00:23:33.000 align:center
Did you use your gun?

00:23:33.080 --> 00:23:34.520 align:center
No, uh…

00:23:34.600 --> 00:23:38.640 align:center
We went to a shawarma stand,
and he suddenly keeled over.

00:23:39.560 --> 00:23:40.760 align:center
-Oh.
-Yeah.

00:23:40.840 --> 00:23:43.600 align:center
Now that's what I call dying
in the line of duty.

00:23:43.679 --> 00:23:46.880 align:center
Hey. We're talking about
one of my colleagues. Come on, guys.

00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:49.480 align:center
I mean, he's not dead, in case you care.

00:23:49.560 --> 00:23:50.720 align:center
Oh, good.

00:23:50.800 --> 00:23:53.000 align:center
-Now he can maybe finally relax.
-Greg needs a beer.

00:23:53.080 --> 00:23:55.679 align:center
We're gonna be here late.
I'll tell your mom to put the kids to bed.

00:23:55.760 --> 00:23:58.679 align:center
-Want a drink, honey?
-You and Koos's mom fought at school?

00:23:58.760 --> 00:24:00.720 align:center
You get a call from Mrs. Barf?

00:24:00.800 --> 00:24:02.880 align:center
No, Jason. Mm-hmm.

00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:05.880 align:center
-Pfft. Well, it was self-defense.
-Yeah, sure it was.

00:24:05.960 --> 00:24:08.880 align:center
That bitch started it.
I was defending my boy, okay?

00:24:08.960 --> 00:24:10.880 align:center
There's video on the class app.
See for yourself.

00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:13.919 align:center
God. You should be taking Bram's course.
Not Jason.

00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:15.280 align:center
Whatever.

00:24:31.840 --> 00:24:33.120 align:center
Danny?

00:24:35.159 --> 00:24:36.399 align:center
Danny?

00:24:37.760 --> 00:24:41.360 align:center
Hey, you made it. Finally.
Did you bring a dozen limes?

00:24:41.439 --> 00:24:43.800 align:center
-Limes for what?
-I texted you, man.

00:24:43.880 --> 00:24:47.480 align:center
Lime juice. You know caipirinhas
without lime juice are totally gross.

00:24:47.560 --> 00:24:49.760 align:center
Danny, I… I have a big pitch tomorrow.

00:24:49.840 --> 00:24:51.960 align:center
We're celebrating tonight, Mike.

00:24:52.040 --> 00:24:54.080 align:center
I'm opening another restaurant.

00:24:54.159 --> 00:24:57.360 align:center
You have a brand-new job, and I, uh…

00:24:57.439 --> 00:25:02.000 align:center
I'm pleased to say I'm back…
on speaking terms with Pam.

00:25:02.080 --> 00:25:03.240 align:center
These are for you, ladies.

00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:05.880 align:center
-She's with someone else.
-Who is?

00:25:05.960 --> 00:25:08.159 align:center
-Pam.
-My Pam?

00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:11.040 align:center
Wake up, dude.
She's not "your" Pam anymore.

00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:16.560 align:center
She's already moved on. Okay?
And I think I'm starting to get why.

00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:21.840 align:center
How can you be sure
that another guy is gay too?

00:25:21.919 --> 00:25:25.240 align:center
-Uh, queer.
-How do you know that a girl is straight?

00:25:25.320 --> 00:25:28.399 align:center
You flirt. You make some eye contact.
It also helps to have Grindr.

00:25:28.480 --> 00:25:30.040 align:center
Mm-hmm.

00:25:30.120 --> 00:25:32.640 align:center
Let me guess. Your wife?

00:25:33.360 --> 00:25:35.240 align:center
-Ief.
-Yeah?

00:25:35.320 --> 00:25:36.720 align:center
Does Pam have a boyfriend?

00:25:38.240 --> 00:25:39.960 align:center
Uh, I better take this one.

00:25:45.000 --> 00:25:46.000 align:center
Hey, sweetheart.

00:25:46.080 --> 00:25:49.040 align:center
Ivo, there's some mover guy here
to give a quote we requested?

00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:53.880 align:center
What? I, um… That's gotta be a mistake.

00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:57.199 align:center
-Why don't you just tell the truth?!
-Okay, Ivo. What's going on?

00:25:57.280 --> 00:25:59.960 align:center
-Can that closet be disassembled?
-I have no idea. Forget it, okay?

00:26:00.040 --> 00:26:03.000 align:center
Okay, look, honey. I, uh…
I was gonna tell you, but…

00:26:03.080 --> 00:26:04.640 align:center
But? Ivo…

00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:07.360 align:center
-Tell me where you are.
-Oh, I'm at a… a lecture.

00:26:07.439 --> 00:26:10.480 align:center
-It's about architecture.
-Oh my God, it's a party at Mike's house.

00:26:12.040 --> 00:26:15.760 align:center
So… you're meeting at our friend's house
and partying without me?

00:26:15.840 --> 00:26:19.159 align:center
Calm down, sweetie. I will explain
everything in the morning. Okay?

00:26:20.600 --> 00:26:22.840 align:center
Desirée? Fuck.

00:26:24.360 --> 00:26:25.399 align:center
Sorry.

00:26:29.080 --> 00:26:30.880 align:center
Yeah, hello?

00:26:30.960 --> 00:26:33.640 align:center
What are you doing?
I said come by tomorrow, remember?

00:26:34.919 --> 00:26:37.000 align:center
Uh, yeah. I was in the neighborhood.

00:26:37.080 --> 00:26:38.840 align:center
Tell me you didn't spill
the beans about Pam.

00:26:38.919 --> 00:26:40.640 align:center
I don't care
that you're in the neighborhood.

00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:42.960 align:center
-I promised Merel Danny wouldn't find out!
-Oh my God.

00:26:43.040 --> 00:26:46.240 align:center
You knew Pam was dating again,
and you really didn't tell me?

00:26:46.320 --> 00:26:48.000 align:center
Um, well… I, uh…

00:26:48.080 --> 00:26:49.960 align:center
-Who is it?
-I have no idea.

00:26:50.040 --> 00:26:52.520 align:center
-Greg, do you know who she's with?
-No, I have no idea.

00:26:52.600 --> 00:26:53.800 align:center
-Merel knows.
-What?

00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:54.880 align:center
-No.
-Hey!

00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:56.919 align:center
-What the hell are you doing, man?
-Please don't…

00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:59.480 align:center
You invite half of Holland,
then spend the whole time outside?

00:26:59.560 --> 00:27:00.960 align:center
-Dan, no, wait!
-Merel!

00:27:01.040 --> 00:27:03.520 align:center
-Honestly, Ief.
-Uh, I'm on the phone.

00:27:03.600 --> 00:27:06.159 align:center
I don't care, man.
This house is turning into a giant dump.

00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:07.840 align:center
-Wait. Mike, quick question.
-Yeah.

00:27:07.919 --> 00:27:10.439 align:center
Could I sleep
on your sofa tonight, please?

00:27:10.520 --> 00:27:12.240 align:center
-Oh.
-Couple nights, tops, okay?

00:27:12.320 --> 00:27:14.320 align:center
-No.
-Just a few nights.

00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:22.199 align:center
Hi, Pam, Danny here.
I found out that you're seeing someone.

00:27:22.280 --> 00:27:24.199 align:center
Uh, I'm not pissed, though.

00:27:24.280 --> 00:27:29.280 align:center
Just… a little disheartened
that, uh… that you didn't just tell me.

00:27:29.360 --> 00:27:30.800 align:center
I thought we were friends.

00:27:44.080 --> 00:27:45.159 align:center
Mr. Mike.

00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:48.880 align:center
-Andrea?
-Yeah.

00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:50.439 align:center
-You're back!
-Mm.

00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:57.000 align:center
-I'm here on behalf of Ms. Stevie.
-Ah.

00:27:57.080 --> 00:27:59.320 align:center
-She's really not doing well.
-Really?

00:27:59.399 --> 00:28:03.120 align:center
She doesn't eat. She doesn't sleep.
She doesn't do anything!

00:28:03.199 --> 00:28:05.280 align:center
-I think she's depressive.
-What?

00:28:05.360 --> 00:28:06.919 align:center
-Depressive!
-Oh.

00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:10.159 align:center
-Work, work, work. Stress, stress, stress.
-Yeah… Mm-hmm.

00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:13.800 align:center
Well, she could just unleash
her inner diva, am I right?

00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:16.439 align:center
Nah. You could give her a call, right?

00:28:16.520 --> 00:28:18.600 align:center
You could take her out
to a nice restaurant.

00:28:18.679 --> 00:28:19.800 align:center
-Yeah--
-You could help her.

00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:23.720 align:center
Trust me. I've been down that road.
I did my best. It didn't work out.

00:28:23.800 --> 00:28:26.280 align:center
-This is your pride talking, sir.
-Yeah.

00:28:26.360 --> 00:28:28.480 align:center
-You still love each other. I can tell!
-Yeah.

00:28:28.560 --> 00:28:30.760 align:center
Um, Andrea?

00:28:30.840 --> 00:28:33.800 align:center
Wait, hey! Mr. Mike--

00:28:45.560 --> 00:28:47.159 align:center
Having a rough night?

00:28:48.120 --> 00:28:50.080 align:center
Thought a celebration was in order.

00:28:51.959 --> 00:28:53.280 align:center
-Who said that?
-Ivo.

00:28:53.360 --> 00:28:56.399 align:center
-Oh.
-You have a restaurant opening, right?

00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:58.000 align:center
Yeah, I don't know.

00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:00.679 align:center
I don't know if it's even worth it.

00:29:01.639 --> 00:29:03.639 align:center
Well, I actually might have
the perfect job for you.

00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:05.080 align:center
Huh?

00:29:05.159 --> 00:29:08.120 align:center
A month ago, I took control
of this business, but, uh…

00:29:08.199 --> 00:29:10.919 align:center
-Finding staff's difficult.
-Mm.

00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:13.520 align:center
-Yeah. What kind of business?
-A restaurant.

00:29:14.040 --> 00:29:16.320 align:center
But we also serve craft cocktails.

00:29:17.840 --> 00:29:21.280 align:center
To Yücel. Let's cherish our lives, Ief.
We don't know what's coming.

00:29:21.360 --> 00:29:24.320 align:center
Greg? You spilled the secret
about Pam and Armand?

00:29:24.399 --> 00:29:25.879 align:center
No. No, that was Ivo.

00:29:26.840 --> 00:29:29.000 align:center
What? No. It was Mike. He said it.

00:29:29.080 --> 00:29:31.439 align:center
So you just went and told
everyone that showed up tonight?

00:29:31.520 --> 00:29:32.360 align:center
Calm down, okay?

00:29:32.439 --> 00:29:35.320 align:center
Pam's all pissed off with me
because you can't keep your mouth shut!

00:29:35.399 --> 00:29:38.600 align:center
-I mean, come on.
-Merel… Wait, please. I…

00:29:38.679 --> 00:29:41.720 align:center
Ah, fuck me. How come she's always angry?

00:29:41.800 --> 00:29:44.399 align:center
I can't do this anymore.
It's gonna kill me.

00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:46.159 align:center
-Hi.
-Hey.

00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:47.959 align:center
Ief, there's someone here for you.

00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:02.480 align:center
Hey. Glad you came tonight.

00:30:05.560 --> 00:30:09.639 align:center
Yeah, uh… uh, might be a good thing
for us, uh… to talk for a minute.

00:30:09.720 --> 00:30:10.720 align:center
Yeah, sure.

00:30:13.840 --> 00:30:16.360 align:center
I think that… with us…

00:30:16.919 --> 00:30:20.480 align:center
I mean… I don't know, honestly…
Maybe I was idealizing things a little.

00:30:20.560 --> 00:30:22.639 align:center
-Hm. Mm.
-I've changed too, you know.

00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:25.040 align:center
I think we've both changed…
in positive ways.

00:30:25.120 --> 00:30:27.520 align:center
Um, but… I'm not sure that…

00:30:27.600 --> 00:30:29.000 align:center
Are you leaving me?

00:30:29.959 --> 00:30:32.800 align:center
Uh… Uh…

00:30:33.320 --> 00:30:34.480 align:center
Yeah.

00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:37.520 align:center
Unless you don't want that.

00:30:38.199 --> 00:30:40.560 align:center
-It's okay, I'm not upset.
-Mm.

00:30:40.639 --> 00:30:44.199 align:center
And you don't have to move out.
I know that it's my turn.

00:30:45.760 --> 00:30:48.959 align:center
But you'll have to be patient while I find
a new place and figure it out.

00:30:49.040 --> 00:30:50.800 align:center
-Yeah.
-You know, it's an adjustment…

00:30:50.879 --> 00:30:53.280 align:center
So it's gonna take a second
to get used to the idea.

00:30:53.360 --> 00:30:55.439 align:center
Yes, of course.

00:31:04.760 --> 00:31:07.080 align:center
-I feel bad, Dee. I, um…
-Yeah.

00:31:07.159 --> 00:31:09.320 align:center
I imagined it differently too.

00:31:12.800 --> 00:31:14.760 align:center
-Oh, no, honey. Hey, it's okay.
-Sorry, I'm sorry.

00:31:14.840 --> 00:31:17.000 align:center
Oh, come on. Hey! Honey! No, wait. Hey!

00:31:29.120 --> 00:31:30.199 align:center
-Yeah.
-Jesus.

00:31:30.280 --> 00:31:32.520 align:center
-That was awful, huh?
-No kidding.

00:31:32.600 --> 00:31:35.720 align:center
Looked like she
was taking it well at first.

00:31:35.800 --> 00:31:38.800 align:center
Getting back together then dumping
the woman again is pretty awful.

00:31:38.879 --> 00:31:41.439 align:center
-Yeah, toxic.
-Mm-hmm.

00:31:41.520 --> 00:31:45.520 align:center
That friend of yours…
asked me to work at his restaurant.

00:31:45.600 --> 00:31:47.120 align:center
I could even get a stake.

00:31:47.199 --> 00:31:50.320 align:center
Everyone's fighting over good employees.
The police are having the same problem.

00:31:50.399 --> 00:31:53.919 align:center
I just hope he doesn't have, uh,
ulterior motives, you know?

00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:57.240 align:center
-Yeah.
-'Cause then, before you know it…

00:31:57.320 --> 00:32:00.919 align:center
Okay, girls. We should wind it down.
Got my pitch in the morning.

00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:02.399 align:center
Oh, how is that new job, Mike?

00:32:02.480 --> 00:32:05.399 align:center
Terrific. The only other man
is a frustrated bureaucrat.

00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:06.879 align:center
So it's all women otherwise?

00:32:06.959 --> 00:32:09.120 align:center
They play for the other team
for the most part.

00:32:10.560 --> 00:32:13.600 align:center
Oh.

00:32:15.679 --> 00:32:18.159 align:center
Do you realize we're
halfway through our lives already?

00:32:19.280 --> 00:32:20.360 align:center
Mm.

00:32:21.199 --> 00:32:22.639 align:center
Yeah.

00:32:22.719 --> 00:32:24.719 align:center
And the worst part's coming.

00:32:26.719 --> 00:32:29.639 align:center
-Lovely way to end the night.
-Yeah.

00:32:31.760 --> 00:32:34.600 align:center
Okay, dudes. Who's down for a quick swim?
Come on.

00:32:35.800 --> 00:32:37.560 align:center
-Great idea. Yeah.
-Yep.

00:32:37.639 --> 00:32:38.520 align:center
Yeah.

00:32:38.600 --> 00:32:40.480 align:center
-Know what? I'm in.
-All right.

00:32:40.560 --> 00:32:43.840 align:center
-Go, go, go, go, go. Wait. Okay.
-Yeah.

00:32:43.919 --> 00:32:45.959 align:center
Three, right, two, one…

00:32:49.919 --> 00:32:52.719 align:center
-Yeah!
-You guys are assholes!

00:32:52.800 --> 00:32:54.639 align:center
-How about a beer, guys?
-What about your pitch?

00:32:54.719 --> 00:32:57.280 align:center
Oh, my pitch?
Well, uh… work-life balance, Greg.

00:32:57.360 --> 00:32:58.719 align:center
-Have fun.
-Very important.

00:33:01.040 --> 00:33:02.719 align:center
Hey, this isn't that bad.
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