WEBVTT 00:14.920 --> 00:18.599 It's so nice to have a man Around the house 00:19.720 --> 00:23.760 Oh, so nice to have A man around the house 00:24.279 --> 00:25.799 Someone sweet, who's… 00:25.880 --> 00:28.320 Yoo-hoo, sweetheart! I'm back! 00:28.400 --> 00:32.759 Hi, baby cakes. Look who's here. It's the kids. 00:32.839 --> 00:35.239 What kids? 00:35.320 --> 00:38.040 -Papa! -Hey. 00:38.120 --> 00:39.840 Ha. 00:39.920 --> 00:41.199 -Hey, pal. -Mm. 00:41.280 --> 00:42.960 -Hey, man. -Hey. 00:43.040 --> 00:44.480 We haven't seen you in forever. 00:44.559 --> 00:47.760 Look, that's not our fault. You cucks are being kept on a short leash. 00:47.840 --> 00:49.960 -You're just jealous. -Come on, drink! 00:50.040 --> 00:51.239 That's all right. I'm good. 00:51.320 --> 00:53.320 -You serious? -Job interview tomorrow. 00:53.400 --> 00:55.480 Give me a break, bro. We hardly see each other anymore. 00:55.559 --> 00:57.279 Is it crazy that I want a job again? 00:57.360 --> 01:00.120 -Don't you have savings? -It's not just the money, Danny. 01:00.199 --> 01:02.680 -It's pride, dude. -No, that male ego stuff is toxic. 01:02.760 --> 01:04.759 They made that clear during our course. 01:04.840 --> 01:06.720 That fucking ridiculous course blew up my life. 01:06.800 --> 01:08.240 Wait, which one? Bram's course 01:08.320 --> 01:10.280 or your "Return of the Cock" mega masterclass? 01:11.680 --> 01:13.479 Ah, come on. 01:13.560 --> 01:17.320 -One beer, huh? You're not getting hired. -That happens when you've been canceled! 01:17.399 --> 01:19.720 He asked for it. Had to play the big, loud macho rooster. 01:19.800 --> 01:21.040 But Stevie had a hand in it. 01:21.119 --> 01:23.920 No, you shouldn't even say her name. He's still not over her. 01:24.000 --> 01:28.520 -No, you're not over Pam yet. -Yeah, but I own up to it, unlike you. 01:29.240 --> 01:32.280 To be honest, guys, I picked that up from the course too. 01:32.360 --> 01:33.520 Very good. 01:36.119 --> 01:39.440 ROOSTERS 01:39.520 --> 01:40.600 Mm. 01:41.560 --> 01:43.399 It's good. Not very cold. 01:43.479 --> 01:44.839 -No. -Too bad. 01:52.399 --> 01:53.839 Greg! 01:54.839 --> 01:57.640 -How come his clothes didn't get washed? -When was I supposed to do that? 01:57.720 --> 02:00.160 God. Now I know why he always gets chosen last for soccer. 02:00.240 --> 02:01.960 All his clothes stink! Goddamn it. 02:02.039 --> 02:04.240 Can you take them? I should be at work already. 02:04.320 --> 02:06.679 -No, I'm due at the DMV. I have exams. -Oh, yeah? Sorry. 02:06.759 --> 02:09.960 -Hey, Greg… -Mom, I don't feel good today. 02:13.239 --> 02:15.000 Oh, buddy, you all right? 02:18.280 --> 02:20.480 What're you doing? Is that-- 02:22.560 --> 02:25.680 It's just bread and water. Oh my God, you're naive. 02:25.760 --> 02:28.480 Jason, stop the theatrics. You're going to school. 02:29.120 --> 02:31.920 He's just scared. He gets smacked around by Koos at school. 02:32.000 --> 02:33.000 Who's Koos? 02:33.080 --> 02:36.120 A kid who stayed back a year and terrorizes the whole class. 02:37.480 --> 02:39.720 -Hit the little brat back if he hits you. -What? 02:39.799 --> 02:41.519 -Yeah. -What? 02:41.600 --> 02:43.840 Just let your teacher know. She'll help you resolve it. 02:45.200 --> 02:46.239 Snitch? Like a coward? 02:46.320 --> 02:49.519 Perfect. That way, the rest of the class will never respect him again. 02:49.600 --> 02:52.400 There's social status to consider. Like in prison. 02:52.480 --> 02:54.519 Just be nice, and everything will work out. Okay? 02:54.600 --> 02:55.760 Bye-bye! 02:55.840 --> 02:57.640 Wait. No, hang on. You're taking them, right? 02:57.720 --> 03:00.239 I'll pick them up later. 03:00.320 --> 03:03.880 Mom, I think I'm coming down with the flu. 03:06.040 --> 03:07.920 Listen, Jason, if someone's a bully, 03:08.000 --> 03:10.120 you have to make sure you hit them where it hurts. 03:10.200 --> 03:11.799 Yeah? Got it? Okay, look. 03:11.880 --> 03:14.679 Like this. Bam! Yeah? That'll show him. 03:14.760 --> 03:16.280 Right? Come on. Grab your stuff. 03:16.360 --> 03:18.720 Yep, come on. Let's head out. We're already late. 03:40.600 --> 03:46.160 Wow. That wasn't too shabby. Six and a half minutes per kilometer. 03:46.239 --> 03:49.160 -Getting better, huh? -Yeah, I'll get you so fit. 03:49.799 --> 03:52.160 -Shower with me real quick? -Ugh. 03:52.239 --> 03:56.079 Uh, yeah. I just have to… stretch out. 03:56.160 --> 03:57.600 -Okay. -Oh! 03:57.679 --> 04:00.399 I'm shocked. You're not a match made in hell after all. 04:03.640 --> 04:06.119 -This was a horrible idea. -You'll be okay. Just train harder. 04:06.200 --> 04:08.600 No, your mother. It was a mistake to get back with her. 04:08.679 --> 04:10.119 What? Hey… 04:10.200 --> 04:14.119 All this time I thought I wanted her back, but now… I don't feel it anymore. 04:14.200 --> 04:18.719 I mean, come on, Dad! I've never seen Mom be this chill before. 04:18.800 --> 04:21.599 Yeah, that's her. Look, I'm not chill right now. 04:22.120 --> 04:24.080 I feel like a giant fraud, a hypocrite. 04:24.160 --> 04:26.840 That's just stress. I mean, you worry constantly. 04:26.920 --> 04:30.200 Even sex doesn't feel right somehow. 04:35.120 --> 04:36.200 So what're you gonna do? 04:36.280 --> 04:39.760 You're not very good at breaking up with the ladies, right? Remember? 04:39.840 --> 04:43.599 Ivo! We just ran out of soap. Can you bring some, please? 04:43.680 --> 04:45.360 Oh no. 04:45.440 --> 04:47.680 -She wants to make love. -Ugh. 04:47.760 --> 04:49.880 I can't anymore, Tess. I just ran five kilometers. 04:49.960 --> 04:51.599 Could you take her the soap? 04:51.680 --> 04:54.599 What are you staring at? Help me out. Just tell me what to do. 04:54.680 --> 04:55.919 You… 04:56.919 --> 04:59.080 -She wants lavender. -I know. 05:24.080 --> 05:25.120 Mike Mulder? 05:25.840 --> 05:27.520 Yeah. Hi. 05:27.599 --> 05:29.760 -Kristel van der Maesen. Nice to meet you. -How are you? 05:29.840 --> 05:33.240 You look familiar. Have we met or spoken before? 05:33.320 --> 05:35.919 Oh, I know what it is. You're from that course, right? 05:36.000 --> 05:36.880 The Rooster class? 05:36.960 --> 05:40.440 -Yeah. -Mm. I knew it. 05:41.599 --> 05:42.919 -Well, let's go. Ready? -Yeah. 05:50.400 --> 05:53.120 #GOODLIFE WITH STEVIE 06:03.560 --> 06:05.359 I'm back, Ms. Stevie. 06:08.599 --> 06:09.919 Home yet? 06:10.800 --> 06:12.599 Ms. Stevie? 06:14.000 --> 06:17.680 Hey, come on, now! Hey, it's noon, and you're still in bed? 06:17.760 --> 06:21.280 -Get up, get up, let's go! -Let me sleep, Andrea! 06:21.359 --> 06:26.000 But you have to try on dresses and makeup for the Influencer Awards. 06:26.080 --> 06:30.320 That can wait till tomorrow. I don't need anything today. 06:30.400 --> 06:32.680 I could use some pancakes. 06:32.760 --> 06:35.680 No fruit shake? Don't forget the bikini shoot. 06:39.840 --> 06:40.960 What're you implying? 06:42.240 --> 06:45.960 Nothing. I… I can do pancakes, yeah. 06:46.039 --> 06:49.400 By the way, don't forget you have another book signing today. 06:49.479 --> 06:50.680 You said to remind you. 06:53.039 --> 06:54.160 Damn book! 07:01.200 --> 07:02.799 Oh, heck yeah. Delicious. 07:02.880 --> 07:06.200 Could one of you guys spot me today? I'm good for it. 07:06.280 --> 07:08.200 -Right. The guy's broke. -Serious. 07:08.280 --> 07:09.400 Hey. What's cooking? 07:09.479 --> 07:12.280 -Your boy's employed! -Hey! 07:12.359 --> 07:13.320 -No way, man! -Yeah! 07:13.400 --> 07:15.280 Head of fiction at that production company. 07:15.359 --> 07:18.880 I'm back in the game, bitches. Back! 07:18.960 --> 07:20.960 -Mike's buying today! -No problem, guys. 07:21.039 --> 07:23.960 Hang on. They know about your course and all that? 07:24.039 --> 07:25.640 Yeah, but it wasn't a problem. 07:25.719 --> 07:27.719 No, the new boss, she laughed about it. 07:27.799 --> 07:29.520 I was like, "What a cool chick." 07:29.599 --> 07:33.719 I, uh… I want to break up with Desirée. 07:33.799 --> 07:35.520 -What? -Oh, yeah. 07:35.599 --> 07:38.359 I know. I actually thought I'd be happy this time, 07:38.440 --> 07:42.359 but now that we're really back together, it feels completely wrong. 07:42.880 --> 07:46.680 -Okay. That's 50 euros, please. -Fine. Okay. Hang on. Here. 07:46.760 --> 07:50.280 -Wait, you guys bet on me and Desirée? -You couldn't stick it out for a year? 07:50.880 --> 07:52.440 Nice. 07:53.280 --> 07:55.560 And Desirée? How are you gonna break it to her? 07:55.640 --> 07:58.320 She'll put his nuts in a blender. 07:58.400 --> 08:00.919 -How'd Pam break it off with you? -Pam didn't dump me. 08:01.000 --> 08:03.640 -We made a mutual… choice to part ways. -Ah. Mm. 08:03.719 --> 08:06.640 -We both needed a little more space. -Yeah, right. 08:07.679 --> 08:11.080 -Why should I have to leave? -Well, because she's not gonna. 08:11.159 --> 08:12.400 You could just say nothing. 08:12.479 --> 08:15.120 Just find another place and sneak off without a word. 08:15.200 --> 08:18.359 -Or move in with him. House is huge. -No way. The last thing I need. 08:18.440 --> 08:21.640 Oh God. Stop it, bro. I do all the chores and stuff. 08:21.719 --> 08:23.760 -He should be paying me a salary. -Yeah? 08:23.840 --> 08:25.120 I should be paying you to lounge? 08:25.200 --> 08:27.520 -You're not my girlfriend. -That's totally sexist. 08:27.599 --> 08:29.919 Not to worry, Mike. You'll be rid of me soon enough. 08:30.000 --> 08:33.480 -You buying a house? -Nope. A restaurant. 08:33.559 --> 08:36.319 -I wanna start my own business. -Really? How? 08:36.400 --> 08:39.959 Oh, and I'm hoping Pam will help me with the paperwork also. 08:40.039 --> 08:41.079 -Ah. -Oh. 08:41.159 --> 08:42.400 Uh-huh. 08:43.799 --> 08:45.760 I thought Pam wasn't speaking to you. 08:45.840 --> 08:48.480 Yeah, yeah. I mean, she's been playing hard to get. 08:48.560 --> 08:51.079 But once she sees I'm a changed man, she'll take me back. 08:51.160 --> 08:52.440 -No doubt. -Mm-hmm. 08:52.520 --> 08:54.560 So, should I order you a nice big breakfast? 08:54.640 --> 08:55.920 -Sounds great. Yeah. -Yeah? 08:58.920 --> 09:00.680 When are you gonna tell him Pam isn't single? 09:00.760 --> 09:02.680 Uh, Merel told me not to. 09:09.640 --> 09:11.920 -He invited me to come to Bonaire. -Oh, really? 09:12.000 --> 09:13.280 -Yeah. -Wow. 09:13.360 --> 09:16.440 -He goes every winter to kitesurf. -You serious? 09:16.520 --> 09:20.079 Armand's almost 60, but the guy's got the body of a 40-year-old. 09:20.160 --> 09:23.320 God, with Greg it's the other way around. 09:23.400 --> 09:25.839 Oh. But I'm not going before the divorce is set in stone. 09:25.920 --> 09:27.720 -Mm. -Until then, we're taking it slow. 09:27.800 --> 09:29.760 I wish I had your job. 09:29.839 --> 09:32.000 You end up meeting a bunch of hot divorced men. 09:32.079 --> 09:33.839 I only meet pimple-faced teens. 09:33.920 --> 09:36.440 You opened things with Greg. You been dating at all? 09:36.520 --> 09:40.760 Nah. When would I be able to do that? I have no time at all. 09:40.839 --> 09:42.480 And Greg? 09:42.560 --> 09:44.600 Well, we agreed not to bring it up with each other. 09:44.680 --> 09:46.280 I'm not sure if he's seeing anyone. 09:46.360 --> 09:49.040 But it's so fun to know! 09:49.120 --> 09:52.320 I can hardly get him to do the laundry. I don't think he has time for dating. 09:52.400 --> 09:54.560 Oh, shit. 09:54.640 --> 09:55.720 "Mrs. Barf"? 09:55.800 --> 09:56.640 MRS. BARF 09:56.720 --> 09:58.680 Okay. Inside joke. 09:58.760 --> 09:59.600 -It's… -Um… 09:59.680 --> 10:03.400 Hey, Esther. Hi. How you doing? 10:03.480 --> 10:06.320 Jason kicked Koos really hard earlier this morning. 10:06.400 --> 10:09.600 Really? So he did some serious damage. 10:09.680 --> 10:12.480 We told him to come to you if something happened today. 10:12.560 --> 10:13.839 Unfortunately, he didn't. 10:13.920 --> 10:16.760 Yeah, but maybe Koos had it coming. I mean… 10:16.839 --> 10:20.600 If my son was attacked, he'd be allowed to defend himself against this kid, right? 10:20.680 --> 10:23.839 Huh? We can't tolerate any gender-related abuse in school, guys. 10:23.920 --> 10:27.240 Gender? What's that have to do with some harmless roughhousing? 10:27.320 --> 10:29.560 -He only kicked Koos in his shins, I hope. -Yeah. 10:29.640 --> 10:33.240 Her shins. He kicked Koos in her shins, just so you know. 10:34.680 --> 10:35.880 Oh. 10:40.680 --> 10:43.680 There's always the option to renovate if you're interested. 10:43.760 --> 10:44.920 This way? 10:46.520 --> 10:50.880 Um, there's gonna be a skylight. We're gonna put a heat pump in. 10:50.959 --> 10:53.120 Here is, uh… the primary garage. 10:53.199 --> 10:56.240 Uh… the place next door went for 20 more, actually. 10:56.320 --> 11:00.160 But these windows face north, so I… can knock a few euros off for that. 11:00.240 --> 11:02.440 Oh. 11:02.520 --> 11:06.120 Uh, sorry… Ah. 11:06.199 --> 11:07.480 My wife. 11:13.120 --> 11:15.160 -Problems? -Do you have a wife? 11:15.240 --> 11:16.400 Husband. 11:16.480 --> 11:18.040 Oh, sorry. Uh… 11:19.040 --> 11:21.440 -It's just as tricky. -Yeah. 11:21.520 --> 11:25.040 Took us years to finally get equal rights, but sometimes I regret it. 11:25.120 --> 11:27.000 Equal obligations, you mean. 11:27.079 --> 11:29.360 You can always end it. Get a divorce. 11:29.440 --> 11:32.360 Yep, I did already. But now we're back together. 11:32.440 --> 11:34.360 Sounds like you should've learned your lesson. 11:34.440 --> 11:36.000 Yeah… 11:38.600 --> 11:41.199 Oh my God, you're such a huge inspiration. 11:41.280 --> 11:43.160 I do your morning routine every day. 11:43.240 --> 11:46.520 I just find those acai shakes a bit sour, so sometimes I skip them. 11:46.600 --> 11:48.719 Oh, I do that too sometimes. 11:48.800 --> 11:51.480 But the chai tea, oof, it's just to die for! 11:51.560 --> 11:54.360 -Wow. Super, Bregje. -By the way… 11:54.440 --> 11:57.640 -The, uh, face cream you recommended… -Yeah? 11:57.719 --> 11:59.040 It's giving me pimples everywhere. 11:59.120 --> 12:02.040 -Ooh. That's frustrating. Yeah. -Yeah. 12:02.120 --> 12:04.000 -I better, uh… -Of course, sorry. Thanks a lot. 12:04.079 --> 12:05.640 Really, uh… 12:05.719 --> 12:06.719 Yeah. 12:08.040 --> 12:10.560 What's the name? Who is it for? 12:10.640 --> 12:12.199 I LOVE YOU. COME BACK TO ME. 12:12.280 --> 12:13.560 Mike. 12:15.640 --> 12:17.839 Oh. There's no more space to sign. 12:19.920 --> 12:24.040 -Think we could talk sometime? -Sorry. I don't want to be seen with you. 12:24.120 --> 12:26.079 Come on, but… Stevie. 12:26.760 --> 12:31.240 I mean, you dumped me. On live television. 'Cause of you, my course failed. 12:31.320 --> 12:34.000 Okay, you're here because you want to start a fight with me? 12:34.079 --> 12:35.959 Of course not. I wanted to see how you are. 12:36.040 --> 12:38.120 Well, take a look. Things are peachy. 12:38.199 --> 12:41.680 Yeah, I'm doing great too. And, uh… 12:42.400 --> 12:44.320 -I'm working again. -Okay. 12:44.400 --> 12:48.000 Good for you. I hope that your new career works out as well as your last one did. 12:52.120 --> 12:54.760 -Is there a name I should sign it to? -Tessa. 12:56.280 --> 12:58.920 -So, I did the entire vitamin A routine… -Mm-hmm. 13:11.839 --> 13:13.360 What a coincidence. 13:13.440 --> 13:16.320 I'm a lawyer. You know I can get a restraining order in no time, right? 13:16.400 --> 13:20.240 Okay, okay. I'm here to see you. But it's not what you think. 13:20.320 --> 13:22.760 I have plans to open up another restaurant. 13:22.839 --> 13:24.000 How about that? 13:24.079 --> 13:27.280 And I want you… to take care of all the paperwork for it. 13:28.680 --> 13:31.480 I only helped you because you were my boyfriend, Danny. 13:32.000 --> 13:33.800 Then I'll be your boyfriend all over again. 13:35.599 --> 13:39.280 A friend… uh, who… is in fact a boy. 13:39.360 --> 13:41.160 I want your help as… as a friend. 13:45.199 --> 13:46.599 Pam, hold on. 13:48.760 --> 13:51.199 You apply for a business name yet? 13:51.280 --> 13:54.640 I'm, uh… not really. I'm torn. Got a couple good options, so… 13:54.719 --> 13:56.880 And the funding? How are things with money? 13:56.959 --> 13:59.160 Good. Good, yeah. 13:59.240 --> 14:01.800 The investors won't stop calling. It's crazy. 14:04.320 --> 14:07.560 -Another restaurant? -Yeah. 14:07.640 --> 14:09.640 I thought you were done with the restaurant business. 14:09.719 --> 14:11.880 I was just a little burnt out. 14:11.959 --> 14:15.240 This time I've thought it out, and I have a whole new direction for it. 14:15.320 --> 14:17.479 You know, your career could take a new direction. 14:18.719 --> 14:20.680 All right, come on. Can I have the cash or not? 14:20.760 --> 14:22.160 Hmm. 14:30.439 --> 14:32.719 -What do you think? It's okay, right? -Oh… 14:32.800 --> 14:34.520 The rent's steep and it's small, 14:34.599 --> 14:36.400 but it's around the corner from your school. 14:36.479 --> 14:39.000 Okay, um… What does Mom think about it? 14:40.439 --> 14:42.599 Ugh, come on, Pop. You gotta be kidding. 14:42.680 --> 14:45.280 It's her turn to move out. That's a fact. I'm being reasonable. 14:45.360 --> 14:47.599 Ugh. How come men are so awful? 14:47.680 --> 14:49.839 The point of that course was to help you tell the truth. 14:49.920 --> 14:52.959 Wait a minute, whose side are you on? You could stay here, you know. 14:53.040 --> 14:55.160 What do you mean, she can stay here? 14:58.199 --> 15:01.680 I was gonna get a pizza, and I was asking if she might wanna tag along. 15:01.760 --> 15:04.479 She said no? Then how about I ride along to keep you company? 15:04.560 --> 15:06.160 -Hmm? -Okay. 15:07.319 --> 15:08.360 For real? 15:08.439 --> 15:11.880 -What? I don't wanna act like a dick. -Ugh! 15:13.719 --> 15:16.439 "Koos," I mean, seriously? What's the deal with that? 15:16.520 --> 15:19.240 Honestly, since when is that a girl's name, for God's sake? 15:19.319 --> 15:22.839 I mean, what's next? Walter? Robert? Herbert? 15:22.920 --> 15:25.880 Yeah, but who cares what she's called? My son shouldn't be hitting girls. 15:25.959 --> 15:29.400 -Come on, we raised him better than that. -Yeah, okay, but Koos? Jesus. 15:29.479 --> 15:33.280 I could give Bram a call. See if he runs a course for kids too? 15:33.360 --> 15:34.920 Don't be stupid, Greg. 15:35.000 --> 15:37.680 Well, I just… don't want Jason to think it's okay. 15:37.760 --> 15:40.800 He doesn't. He won't do it again. Trust me, I was strict about the thing. 15:40.880 --> 15:44.040 No worries. 15:44.120 --> 15:46.240 I wanna talk to him myself. 15:46.319 --> 15:47.520 -What, now? -Yeah. 15:47.599 --> 15:49.599 Yeah, but… Greg, it's super late. 15:50.319 --> 15:52.640 Okay, tell me again. What really happened? 15:52.719 --> 15:55.719 I kicked her right in the knee. I was like a ninja. 15:55.800 --> 16:00.160 You should've seen it. She cried like a baby. Check this out! 16:00.240 --> 16:01.599 -Whoa! -Hello! 16:01.680 --> 16:03.520 Didn't you feel bad for her, though? 16:04.560 --> 16:07.800 You can't be kicking kids anymore, okay? Females especially. 16:08.880 --> 16:11.680 -Well, she stopped bullying me, Dad. -Uh… 16:11.760 --> 16:14.479 Men are stronger than women. You could've broke her leg. 16:15.479 --> 16:17.719 Mom gave me permission. 16:17.800 --> 16:19.599 She gave you permission? 16:23.120 --> 16:24.959 All right. Sleep well, okay? 16:33.680 --> 16:35.359 Merel? 16:35.439 --> 16:39.120 Merel? Tell me you didn't say Jason should kick Koos, please. 16:40.280 --> 16:42.880 -I know you're awake, Merel. -Hmm? 16:42.959 --> 16:44.319 "Hmm?" 16:45.120 --> 16:49.280 -Hey. -Yeah, okay, okay, it's my fault. 16:49.359 --> 16:52.040 -Oh my God. -I thought it was a boy. That's the truth. 16:52.120 --> 16:54.439 That makes no difference. Violence never solves problems. 16:54.520 --> 16:58.000 -Well, this time, it worked. -You tell him he owes her an apology. 16:58.079 --> 17:00.680 -What? No! Koos picked the fight. -God, come on, Merel. 17:00.760 --> 17:02.199 Want him to get suspended? 17:03.199 --> 17:06.760 Pfft. God, whatever. I'll talk to the mother. How's that? 17:06.839 --> 17:08.480 We need to work as a team on this. 17:08.560 --> 17:10.760 I don't want him to turn into a sexist jerk. 17:11.880 --> 17:14.839 Oh, no. God forbid. 17:36.840 --> 17:41.520 -We do have whiteboards, you know. -Yeah, it's just… I swear by flip-overs. 17:41.600 --> 17:43.440 -All my hits were born on them. -Hmm. 17:43.520 --> 17:44.880 Oh, like Fuck Island? 17:44.960 --> 17:49.240 Yeah, it's true. But that's the old me. I'm a new man. No macho crap. 17:49.320 --> 17:52.880 Bummer. We could use a little more male gaze around here. 17:52.960 --> 17:54.280 A female perspective is important, 17:54.360 --> 17:57.960 but it's better to balance it with humor and a little distance. 17:58.040 --> 18:00.120 Because in the end, it's all about ratings. 18:00.200 --> 18:03.440 And, uh… obviously, that's where Fuck Island flourished. 18:03.520 --> 18:05.720 Yeah. 18:05.800 --> 18:08.800 -Come on, let's go meet the team. -Yeah. 18:10.360 --> 18:11.280 That doesn't work. 18:11.360 --> 18:13.960 Sanne, Yuki, Bodil, allow me to introduce you to… Mike Mulder, 18:14.040 --> 18:15.440 our new head of fiction. 18:16.720 --> 18:19.159 -Well, go get 'em. -Right. 18:20.080 --> 18:24.560 So, ladies. Let's hear it. What are you cooking up in here? 18:28.679 --> 18:32.360 I've worked on myself a lot, you know? I'm trying to be a role model for Jason. 18:32.440 --> 18:35.919 And then Merel just casually tells the kid to start smacking everybody. 18:36.000 --> 18:39.600 That's not normal! What about… domestic violence, huh? 18:39.679 --> 18:41.120 Or femicide. 18:41.200 --> 18:44.800 Our boys need to learn to respect the women in their lives. Yeah. 18:46.679 --> 18:50.840 Yücel? Yücel? Yücel? 18:55.480 --> 18:57.480 Mom, there she is. That's Koos. 18:58.880 --> 19:02.560 -Oh, fuck, okay. -It was him, Mom. That one kicked me. 19:03.880 --> 19:05.800 Uh… You must be Koos's mother. 19:05.880 --> 19:09.720 Yeah, and this is the asshole thug who can't keep his hands to himself. 19:10.240 --> 19:14.600 Uh, Jason would really like to apologize to you. Am I right, Jason? 19:16.000 --> 19:17.200 -Huh? -No. 19:17.280 --> 19:19.520 Maybe you should try being an attentive mother. 19:19.600 --> 19:21.200 Then we wouldn't be here at all. 19:21.280 --> 19:22.480 Sorry? 19:22.560 --> 19:24.679 You think it's normal that he attacked my little girl? 19:24.760 --> 19:26.399 Whoa, whoa, whoa. She bullied Jason. 19:26.480 --> 19:28.560 She's a monster. Look at her. Jason's half her weight. 19:28.640 --> 19:31.200 -What was that? -You called my son an asshole? 19:31.280 --> 19:33.760 -Yeah. Now I know why he acts this way. -Oh, wow. 19:33.840 --> 19:35.640 -That's right. -Look at the attitude on you. 19:35.720 --> 19:37.280 -Attitude? -You sorry? 19:37.360 --> 19:38.560 Sorry for what? 19:53.040 --> 19:55.440 -Hi, Merel. -Hi, Dad. 19:55.520 --> 19:57.320 Jason? What…? What's going on? 19:57.399 --> 19:59.640 Uh, Mom got in a fight with Koos's mother. 19:59.720 --> 20:00.600 What? 20:00.679 --> 20:02.360 Yeah, and her phone fell, 20:02.440 --> 20:04.640 and she ended up breaking the screen. 20:04.720 --> 20:06.040 Oh, she's coming. 20:06.120 --> 20:07.679 Jason? 20:09.080 --> 20:11.360 Come on. Hurry up. Come on, buddy. We're leaving. 20:14.280 --> 20:16.120 Dan, sorry. I don't have time to talk. 20:16.200 --> 20:19.679 Hey, I'm throwing a party tonight. Eight at my house. 20:19.760 --> 20:22.480 Well, uh… at Mike's house, I mean. Uh, put it inside. 20:22.560 --> 20:24.200 Sorry, I'm really not in the mood. 20:24.280 --> 20:26.520 My colleague's sick, we're having problems at school… 20:26.600 --> 20:29.679 Ah, too bad. That's why you have to celebrate life now, Greg. 20:29.760 --> 20:31.720 Oh, Merel's coming too. 20:31.800 --> 20:33.440 Oh, okay. 20:34.240 --> 20:36.080 Dan, I… Dan? 20:36.159 --> 20:38.840 -Almost done? -Just four or so left. 20:38.919 --> 20:40.640 Okay. Cool, man. 20:41.320 --> 20:46.360 Turns out the murderer is pretending to be his boss the whole time! 20:47.399 --> 20:50.800 -Yeah, right, so that adds another man? -No, a woman. 20:50.880 --> 20:53.480 -Okay. What kind of woman is she? -Blonde. 20:53.560 --> 20:57.000 No… um… I meant, like, what's her background, you know? 20:58.040 --> 20:59.320 Uh, she's a model? 20:59.399 --> 21:01.480 Mike, cultural or ethnic background. 21:01.560 --> 21:04.440 Is she white, Black, Asian-slash-Pacific Islander? 21:04.520 --> 21:05.360 Asian. Yep. 21:07.080 --> 21:10.280 Yeah, and she's really good at karate. The end will be a massive fight. 21:10.360 --> 21:12.040 Kill Bill style. 21:12.120 --> 21:16.040 Oh, yeah, right. 'Cause we know all Asians are karate masters. 21:16.120 --> 21:19.640 He could be onto something. It's sort of funny. 21:19.720 --> 21:20.640 Mm. 21:21.320 --> 21:24.840 Uh, Mike. I'm not sure suddenly changing everything is a good move, 21:24.919 --> 21:28.440 considering that it's taken us months of work to develop this strategy. 21:28.520 --> 21:30.640 -And the pitch is tomorrow. -Yeah, but it can be better. 21:30.720 --> 21:33.919 I'll order some pizza. We have a long night ahead of us. 21:34.000 --> 21:36.560 Mike, order the pizza for yourself. My day's over. 21:36.640 --> 21:38.960 -And the pitch? What about-- -It's called work-life balance. 21:39.040 --> 21:39.880 You ever heard of it? 21:44.399 --> 21:45.520 Gotta be kidding. 21:47.120 --> 21:51.919 Sorry. I wanted to keep going, but women have to be in solidarity. 21:53.040 --> 21:55.000 He wants to throw the whole thing on the fire. 21:55.080 --> 21:57.800 -Yeah. -Right in the oven. 21:58.360 --> 22:01.760 -Okay… -Mike. 22:01.840 --> 22:03.080 Yeah, hey. 22:03.159 --> 22:07.439 -I hope they were welcoming. -Yeah, I, um… uh… 22:07.520 --> 22:09.480 Uh… I felt like we clicked. 22:09.560 --> 22:12.040 Hmm. You'll love it here. This is your home. 22:14.000 --> 22:16.520 I just know it. Hmm. 22:18.520 --> 22:23.000 Ah. You must be Mike. Robert, from administration. 22:23.080 --> 22:25.960 Right, hi. Ah, they finally hired another man, huh? 22:26.040 --> 22:28.600 -Place has more pussies than a shelter. -Sorry? 22:28.679 --> 22:32.040 Never trust a thing that bleeds for five days and doesn't die, right? 22:35.200 --> 22:36.600 Hey, wanna get a beer later? 22:36.679 --> 22:38.760 I'll tell you how to avoid these carpet-munchers. 22:38.840 --> 22:42.480 Um, thanks. I just… I better work on my pitch more tonight. 22:42.560 --> 22:43.760 Mm. 22:43.840 --> 22:45.640 Okay. Rain check, bud? 22:46.320 --> 22:48.040 Uh… 22:55.000 --> 22:57.560 Hey! Hell yeah! There he is! 'Sup? What's going on? 22:57.640 --> 23:00.800 Go ahead, act like you own the place. 'Cause, uh… that's what I do. 23:02.600 --> 23:04.120 -Hey. -Hey, Danny. 23:04.200 --> 23:06.240 -This is Harm. Harm, Danny. -Hi. 23:06.320 --> 23:09.320 Hi. Oh, nice, caipirinhas. 23:09.399 --> 23:10.960 -Yeah. -Great house. 23:11.040 --> 23:12.320 Yeah, thanks. 23:13.679 --> 23:14.720 Hey. 23:15.800 --> 23:17.159 -Who's that? -Harm? 23:17.240 --> 23:18.480 -Yeah. -A client of mine. 23:19.679 --> 23:21.919 -Hey, Greg. -Mm! Mwah! 23:22.000 --> 23:24.040 -What took you so long? -I was at the ER. 23:24.120 --> 23:26.120 -What? -Yeah, Yücel had a massive heart attack. 23:26.200 --> 23:28.679 If you listened to your voicemail, you'd know that. 23:28.760 --> 23:30.840 -So was he at work? -Were you in a car chase? 23:30.919 --> 23:33.000 Did you use your gun? 23:33.080 --> 23:34.520 No, uh… 23:34.600 --> 23:38.640 We went to a shawarma stand, and he suddenly keeled over. 23:39.560 --> 23:40.760 -Oh. -Yeah. 23:40.840 --> 23:43.600 Now that's what I call dying in the line of duty. 23:43.679 --> 23:46.880 Hey. We're talking about one of my colleagues. Come on, guys. 23:46.960 --> 23:49.480 I mean, he's not dead, in case you care. 23:49.560 --> 23:50.720 Oh, good. 23:50.800 --> 23:53.000 -Now he can maybe finally relax. -Greg needs a beer. 23:53.080 --> 23:55.679 We're gonna be here late. I'll tell your mom to put the kids to bed. 23:55.760 --> 23:58.679 -Want a drink, honey? -You and Koos's mom fought at school? 23:58.760 --> 24:00.720 You get a call from Mrs. Barf? 24:00.800 --> 24:02.880 No, Jason. Mm-hmm. 24:02.960 --> 24:05.880 -Pfft. Well, it was self-defense. -Yeah, sure it was. 24:05.960 --> 24:08.880 That bitch started it. I was defending my boy, okay? 24:08.960 --> 24:10.880 There's video on the class app. See for yourself. 24:10.960 --> 24:13.919 God. You should be taking Bram's course. Not Jason. 24:14.000 --> 24:15.280 Whatever. 24:31.840 --> 24:33.120 Danny? 24:35.159 --> 24:36.399 Danny? 24:37.760 --> 24:41.360 Hey, you made it. Finally. Did you bring a dozen limes? 24:41.439 --> 24:43.800 -Limes for what? -I texted you, man. 24:43.880 --> 24:47.480 Lime juice. You know caipirinhas without lime juice are totally gross. 24:47.560 --> 24:49.760 Danny, I… I have a big pitch tomorrow. 24:49.840 --> 24:51.960 We're celebrating tonight, Mike. 24:52.040 --> 24:54.080 I'm opening another restaurant. 24:54.159 --> 24:57.360 You have a brand-new job, and I, uh… 24:57.439 --> 25:02.000 I'm pleased to say I'm back… on speaking terms with Pam. 25:02.080 --> 25:03.240 These are for you, ladies. 25:03.880 --> 25:05.880 -She's with someone else. -Who is? 25:05.960 --> 25:08.159 -Pam. -My Pam? 25:08.240 --> 25:11.040 Wake up, dude. She's not "your" Pam anymore. 25:13.000 --> 25:16.560 She's already moved on. Okay? And I think I'm starting to get why. 25:18.880 --> 25:21.840 How can you be sure that another guy is gay too? 25:21.919 --> 25:25.240 -Uh, queer. -How do you know that a girl is straight? 25:25.320 --> 25:28.399 You flirt. You make some eye contact. It also helps to have Grindr. 25:28.480 --> 25:30.040 Mm-hmm. 25:30.120 --> 25:32.640 Let me guess. Your wife? 25:33.360 --> 25:35.240 -Ief. -Yeah? 25:35.320 --> 25:36.720 Does Pam have a boyfriend? 25:38.240 --> 25:39.960 Uh, I better take this one. 25:45.000 --> 25:46.000 Hey, sweetheart. 25:46.080 --> 25:49.040 Ivo, there's some mover guy here to give a quote we requested? 25:50.480 --> 25:53.880 What? I, um… That's gotta be a mistake. 25:53.960 --> 25:57.199 -Why don't you just tell the truth?! -Okay, Ivo. What's going on? 25:57.280 --> 25:59.960 -Can that closet be disassembled? -I have no idea. Forget it, okay? 26:00.040 --> 26:03.000 Okay, look, honey. I, uh… I was gonna tell you, but… 26:03.080 --> 26:04.640 But? Ivo… 26:04.720 --> 26:07.360 -Tell me where you are. -Oh, I'm at a… a lecture. 26:07.439 --> 26:10.480 -It's about architecture. -Oh my God, it's a party at Mike's house. 26:12.040 --> 26:15.760 So… you're meeting at our friend's house and partying without me? 26:15.840 --> 26:19.159 Calm down, sweetie. I will explain everything in the morning. Okay? 26:20.600 --> 26:22.840 Desirée? Fuck. 26:24.360 --> 26:25.399 Sorry. 26:29.080 --> 26:30.880 Yeah, hello? 26:30.960 --> 26:33.640 What are you doing? I said come by tomorrow, remember? 26:34.919 --> 26:37.000 Uh, yeah. I was in the neighborhood. 26:37.080 --> 26:38.840 Tell me you didn't spill the beans about Pam. 26:38.919 --> 26:40.640 I don't care that you're in the neighborhood. 26:40.720 --> 26:42.960 -I promised Merel Danny wouldn't find out! -Oh my God. 26:43.040 --> 26:46.240 You knew Pam was dating again, and you really didn't tell me? 26:46.320 --> 26:48.000 Um, well… I, uh… 26:48.080 --> 26:49.960 -Who is it? -I have no idea. 26:50.040 --> 26:52.520 -Greg, do you know who she's with? -No, I have no idea. 26:52.600 --> 26:53.800 -Merel knows. -What? 26:53.880 --> 26:54.880 -No. -Hey! 26:54.960 --> 26:56.919 -What the hell are you doing, man? -Please don't… 26:57.000 --> 26:59.480 You invite half of Holland, then spend the whole time outside? 26:59.560 --> 27:00.960 -Dan, no, wait! -Merel! 27:01.040 --> 27:03.520 -Honestly, Ief. -Uh, I'm on the phone. 27:03.600 --> 27:06.159 I don't care, man. This house is turning into a giant dump. 27:06.240 --> 27:07.840 -Wait. Mike, quick question. -Yeah. 27:07.919 --> 27:10.439 Could I sleep on your sofa tonight, please? 27:10.520 --> 27:12.240 -Oh. -Couple nights, tops, okay? 27:12.320 --> 27:14.320 -No. -Just a few nights. 27:18.000 --> 27:22.199 Hi, Pam, Danny here. I found out that you're seeing someone. 27:22.280 --> 27:24.199 Uh, I'm not pissed, though. 27:24.280 --> 27:29.280 Just… a little disheartened that, uh… that you didn't just tell me. 27:29.360 --> 27:30.800 I thought we were friends. 27:44.080 --> 27:45.159 Mr. Mike. 27:47.480 --> 27:48.880 -Andrea? -Yeah. 27:48.960 --> 27:50.439 -You're back! -Mm. 27:53.960 --> 27:57.000 -I'm here on behalf of Ms. Stevie. -Ah. 27:57.080 --> 27:59.320 -She's really not doing well. -Really? 27:59.399 --> 28:03.120 She doesn't eat. She doesn't sleep. She doesn't do anything! 28:03.199 --> 28:05.280 -I think she's depressive. -What? 28:05.360 --> 28:06.919 -Depressive! -Oh. 28:07.000 --> 28:10.159 -Work, work, work. Stress, stress, stress. -Yeah… Mm-hmm. 28:10.240 --> 28:13.800 Well, she could just unleash her inner diva, am I right? 28:13.880 --> 28:16.439 Nah. You could give her a call, right? 28:16.520 --> 28:18.600 You could take her out to a nice restaurant. 28:18.679 --> 28:19.800 -Yeah-- -You could help her. 28:19.880 --> 28:23.720 Trust me. I've been down that road. I did my best. It didn't work out. 28:23.800 --> 28:26.280 -This is your pride talking, sir. -Yeah. 28:26.360 --> 28:28.480 -You still love each other. I can tell! -Yeah. 28:28.560 --> 28:30.760 Um, Andrea? 28:30.840 --> 28:33.800 Wait, hey! Mr. Mike-- 28:45.560 --> 28:47.159 Having a rough night? 28:48.120 --> 28:50.080 Thought a celebration was in order. 28:51.959 --> 28:53.280 -Who said that? -Ivo. 28:53.360 --> 28:56.399 -Oh. -You have a restaurant opening, right? 28:56.480 --> 28:58.000 Yeah, I don't know. 28:58.720 --> 29:00.679 I don't know if it's even worth it. 29:01.639 --> 29:03.639 Well, I actually might have the perfect job for you. 29:03.720 --> 29:05.080 Huh? 29:05.159 --> 29:08.120 A month ago, I took control of this business, but, uh… 29:08.199 --> 29:10.919 -Finding staff's difficult. -Mm. 29:11.000 --> 29:13.520 -Yeah. What kind of business? -A restaurant. 29:14.040 --> 29:16.320 But we also serve craft cocktails. 29:17.840 --> 29:21.280 To Yücel. Let's cherish our lives, Ief. We don't know what's coming. 29:21.360 --> 29:24.320 Greg? You spilled the secret about Pam and Armand? 29:24.399 --> 29:25.879 No. No, that was Ivo. 29:26.840 --> 29:29.000 What? No. It was Mike. He said it. 29:29.080 --> 29:31.439 So you just went and told everyone that showed up tonight? 29:31.520 --> 29:32.360 Calm down, okay? 29:32.439 --> 29:35.320 Pam's all pissed off with me because you can't keep your mouth shut! 29:35.399 --> 29:38.600 -I mean, come on. -Merel… Wait, please. I… 29:38.679 --> 29:41.720 Ah, fuck me. How come she's always angry? 29:41.800 --> 29:44.399 I can't do this anymore. It's gonna kill me. 29:44.480 --> 29:46.159 -Hi. -Hey. 29:46.240 --> 29:47.959 Ief, there's someone here for you. 30:00.000 --> 30:02.480 Hey. Glad you came tonight. 30:05.560 --> 30:09.639 Yeah, uh… uh, might be a good thing for us, uh… to talk for a minute. 30:09.720 --> 30:10.720 Yeah, sure. 30:13.840 --> 30:16.360 I think that… with us… 30:16.919 --> 30:20.480 I mean… I don't know, honestly… Maybe I was idealizing things a little. 30:20.560 --> 30:22.639 -Hm. Mm. -I've changed too, you know. 30:22.720 --> 30:25.040 I think we've both changed… in positive ways. 30:25.120 --> 30:27.520 Um, but… I'm not sure that… 30:27.600 --> 30:29.000 Are you leaving me? 30:29.959 --> 30:32.800 Uh… Uh… 30:33.320 --> 30:34.480 Yeah. 30:36.240 --> 30:37.520 Unless you don't want that. 30:38.199 --> 30:40.560 -It's okay, I'm not upset. -Mm. 30:40.639 --> 30:44.199 And you don't have to move out. I know that it's my turn. 30:45.760 --> 30:48.959 But you'll have to be patient while I find a new place and figure it out. 30:49.040 --> 30:50.800 -Yeah. -You know, it's an adjustment… 30:50.879 --> 30:53.280 So it's gonna take a second to get used to the idea. 30:53.360 --> 30:55.439 Yes, of course. 31:04.760 --> 31:07.080 -I feel bad, Dee. I, um… -Yeah. 31:07.159 --> 31:09.320 I imagined it differently too. 31:12.800 --> 31:14.760 -Oh, no, honey. Hey, it's okay. -Sorry, I'm sorry. 31:14.840 --> 31:17.000 Oh, come on. Hey! Honey! No, wait. Hey! 31:29.120 --> 31:30.199 -Yeah. -Jesus. 31:30.280 --> 31:32.520 -That was awful, huh? -No kidding. 31:32.600 --> 31:35.720 Looked like she was taking it well at first. 31:35.800 --> 31:38.800 Getting back together then dumping the woman again is pretty awful. 31:38.879 --> 31:41.439 -Yeah, toxic. -Mm-hmm. 31:41.520 --> 31:45.520 That friend of yours… asked me to work at his restaurant. 31:45.600 --> 31:47.120 I could even get a stake. 31:47.199 --> 31:50.320 Everyone's fighting over good employees. The police are having the same problem. 31:50.399 --> 31:53.919 I just hope he doesn't have, uh, ulterior motives, you know? 31:54.480 --> 31:57.240 -Yeah. -'Cause then, before you know it… 31:57.320 --> 32:00.919 Okay, girls. We should wind it down. Got my pitch in the morning. 32:01.000 --> 32:02.399 Oh, how is that new job, Mike? 32:02.480 --> 32:05.399 Terrific. The only other man is a frustrated bureaucrat. 32:05.480 --> 32:06.879 So it's all women otherwise? 32:06.959 --> 32:09.120 They play for the other team for the most part. 32:10.560 --> 32:13.600 Oh. 32:15.679 --> 32:18.159 Do you realize we're halfway through our lives already? 32:19.280 --> 32:20.360 Mm. 32:21.199 --> 32:22.639 Yeah. 32:22.719 --> 32:24.719 And the worst part's coming. 32:26.719 --> 32:29.639 -Lovely way to end the night. -Yeah. 32:31.760 --> 32:34.600 Okay, dudes. Who's down for a quick swim? Come on. 32:35.800 --> 32:37.560 -Great idea. Yeah. -Yep. 32:37.639 --> 32:38.520 Yeah. 32:38.600 --> 32:40.480 -Know what? I'm in. -All right. 32:40.560 --> 32:43.840 -Go, go, go, go, go. Wait. Okay. -Yeah. 32:43.919 --> 32:45.959 Three, right, two, one… 32:49.919 --> 32:52.719 -Yeah! -You guys are assholes! 32:52.800 --> 32:54.639 -How about a beer, guys? -What about your pitch? 32:54.719 --> 32:57.280 Oh, my pitch? Well, uh… work-life balance, Greg. 32:57.360 --> 32:58.719 -Have fun. -Very important. 33:01.040 --> 33:02.719 Hey, this isn't that bad. .