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So… okay.

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-How do I look?
-Or the macho guy?

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Very macho, very manly.

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Yeah? Okay.
So, like, uh, good macho, or…?

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-Classy macho.
-Classy macho.

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Uh, so no polo shirt?

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Hmm.

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Hey, why don't you come watch?
The boys are coming.

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You want me
at your stupid course?

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You know that I'm losing followers
'cause of your sexist drivel, don't you?

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-Seriously?
-Yeah. I've got haters now.

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They attack me
'cause they know you're my husband.

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They're just trolls.
Don't worry about that.

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Baby, you wanted me to use this time
to rediscover myself, right?

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Well, ta-da!

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I'm back! It's been so long
since I've felt this good.

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You know, I was thinking,

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uh, the two of us could take
a little break right now, just to relax.

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-Oh, come on. Stop.
-You're so tense.

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Ok, we'll revisit this tonight,
fine, that's cool.

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Sweetheart, I can't help it
if you're jealous.

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It takes a strong woman
to be with a successful man.

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Hey. Were you all able to take

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the day off
from getting your balls busted?

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That's right!

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Guys, what kind of age are we living in?

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'Cause men aren't…
allowed to be men right now.

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Yep.

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It starts early. In kindergarten.

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Boys have to sit there. The whole day,
they have to be still, no moving.

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They should be running,
fighting, doing it all!

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-Yeah!
-But no, boys. Not anymore.

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No. Go ahead, try to find me a urinal.
'Kay? An old-fashioned piss pot.

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Good luck finding me one of those
in the sea of gender-neutral toilets.

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Yeah!

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So is it surprising
that modern men are all confused?

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-No!
-Exactly.

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'Kay, women…

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they tend to talk a lot
about… equality nowadays.

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Right? And that's great.

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But… equality…
doesn't mean that we're all alike…

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or that we're somehow the same as women.

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-No!
-Exactly.

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But that's what they're telling us.
So let's stand up to them.

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Yes!

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-And I mean that literally. Get up, guys.
-Yeah!

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Now it's time to… show you…
how to get back to… being masculine again.

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-Yeah!
-Follow my lead.

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First, feel your balls.

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-Yeah!
-This is your meaty, warm sack.

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This makes you a man.

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Feel 'em roll, huh?

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Know how to make those nuggets shake?
Try jumping. Hmm?

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C'mon, jump. Jump, you guys!

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-Sorry, guys.
-Had enough balls for today?

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-I can't.
-Feel your manhood!

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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

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-What are we?
-Roosters!

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-What are we?
-Roosters!

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-Louder, guys!
-Roosters!

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-Shout it!
-Roosters!

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ROOSTERS

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The whole apartment smelled
like the inside of a gym sock.

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It was so gross.

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It was like walking into a…
into a… football locker room or something.

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It was just…

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-What's my problem? Was this a mistake?
-You were unfulfilled.

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Yeah, well, I'm still unfulfilled.

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You were missing the attention,
and, uh… and you certainly got it.

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I didn't. That was another Merel.

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Please don't talk in the third person.
It's eerie.

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-Hey mom, can I, uh…?
-No, not right now, sweetheart.

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Later. I'm talking
to Auntie Pam about grown-up things.

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Okay.

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Well, at least Ramon reminded you
that you need to put yourself first again.

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Yeah. Fantastic.
Right when Greg starts exercising

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for the first time ever.

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-What do you mean?
-He runs all of a sudden.

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I didn't even think he knew how.

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-What? Greg?
-What if he has a new girlfriend now?

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Ah, no way. I doubt it.

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I mean, he probably just wants
to feel good. Like you.

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-Wait, what is this? Look at that!
-Oh.

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I know I swore I'd never do it
in a million years, but, um…

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Daan really wanted to, and, uh…

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We're getting an airtight prenup.

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Oh my God, that's awful, honey.

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Or it's so…
I'm sorry. It's wonderful. It's wonderful.

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I am just so happy for you guys. Wow.

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-Oh, sweetheart.
-No, don't do it!

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Just sit still!

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-You should have told me right away.
-Yeah, well…

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-What are you guys doing?
-Wasn't the right moment.

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Dad, you're not done.
Ten notches on the bedpost, remember?

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-You're only at nine.
-Yeah, and nine out of ten is good too.

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If you got more 90s on your tests,
your mother wouldn't complain.

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That's why we're doing this.

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-So you don't have to listen to her.
-I'm not listening anymore.

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Machteld. She's 58,
and she loves Jamiroquai.

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Oh, 58, Tess? Come on, really?

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-And you're sure she likes Jamiroquai?
-Yep.

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Dad, come on.
It's like you're running a marathon.

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There's only 100 meters left,
and you just stop.

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Okay.

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This is the last one. Doing it for you.

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Hey, your keys.

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A magician? C'mon, he's only eight once.
I think we can do better than that.

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Oh, so now you get
to play the fun dad?

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You've always been so stingy,
and now suddenly, it's a bonanza?

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Stingy?

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Yeah! You send a Zelle request
whenever we go out to eat.

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-You wanted to share.
-It's my week. I'll figure it out.

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Wait! No! Uh-uh, er…

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No. Nu-uh!
Birthdays and holidays are exceptions.

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-We agreed to that.
-Okay, maybe we should ask Jason now.

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-Hey! Oh, wow.
-Look out.

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-Oh, you're such a child!
-Run. Oh!

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-I got you.
-Yep.

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He really is the best magician
in the whole world.

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He can actually make animals
out of balloons.

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How cool's that?

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Or… a pool party over at Uncle Mike's!

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-Pool party!
-Yeah!

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Hey, hey, hey. You can be there too.

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Gee, thanks… for inviting me
to my own son's birthday party.

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Bye, Mom.

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Hey, cut Mom a break.
It's over with Ramon.

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Four of our five major sponsors
dropped us and cut ties this week.

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-Oh.
-Five.

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The invitation to that TV gala
was just withdrawn.

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-What about the dress?
-The designer wants that back too.

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-Ugh!
-Suus posted she thinks he's disgusting.

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You could like that.
That'd be a start, at least.

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Well, the best thing to do here
would be to break up with him, I guess.

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With Mike? I love Mike!

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Yeah, but heartbreak isn't forever.
Being cancelled is.

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Okay. What if I come out and say
that I don't agree with my husband,

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But sometimes opposites attract?

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No, don't do that.
Wait for it to blow over. A cyber coma.

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Look, Stevie, why are you with someone
who says things like that?

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He doesn't mean it.
Okay? It's true.

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Really?

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Mm.

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Hello?

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How come you never pick up?

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Tina?

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I deleted your number.

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What? Why?

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Well, uh… I thought that, um…
after what you said about my…

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my one-time problem,
we were taking a break for a while…

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Ugh.

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Uh, tomorrow. Can you meet like usual?

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Well, I don't know, that, uh…

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-Hey.
-Hi. That's a bad idea, okay?

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Why's that?

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-You're in an open situation, right?
-Yes, that's true, but uh…

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We're closing things up again. Sorry.

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Hey, come on, Daan. It's important.

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I've been meaning to talk
to you for a while now.

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Okay. Okay, but we're just gonna talk.
Ya hear me, Tina?

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-We were just supposed to talk.
-Oh, yeah… Later.

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-This is it. The last go round, Tina.
-Yeah.

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-Sorry.
-Oh, Daan!

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Sorry.Yeah!

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Tina, listen--

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-Hey, what the hell? Who is that?
-What? What are you doing?

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-Danny?
-Sweet memories, jack off.

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-I'll kill you. Motherfucker!
-Don't… What the fuck?

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-What the fuck?
-That asshole dumped me. Like he's great!

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What the fuck?

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Whoa!

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And why'd you sleep with Tina again, man?

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God, I don't know.

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Just… old habits.

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I guess that class
was a huge waste of money.

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Oh. If Pam finds out,
there's no way she'll marry me.

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I'm screwed. Things were going so well.

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-Can't you settle it with Bas directly?
-How, exactly?

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Don't know.
Sell him your share of the restaurant.

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Give him a good price. Bury the hatchet.

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My share is still in Pam's name.

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-What? Why though?
-You know, I…

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I mean, it was a tax move, really.

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Yeah, but you have to make sure
she gives you power of attorney.

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-I can't lose that share.
-Whoa.

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Well, would you rather…
be alone with your money…

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or broke with Pam?

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I need Pam. I can't lose her.

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Should've thought of that
before you jumped into bed with Tina.

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Oh, there's my girl.
Why don't you come outside?

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Everything okay?

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No, Mike. Everything is not okay.

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Come on, babe. You lost a few followers.
Don't let it get you down.

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I start my own business,
and then you have to piss all over it.

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I mean, you're never happy
when I succeed, are you?

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Uh-uh. Hey, hey, hey.

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I think you might be struggling
with my success, honey.

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No, Mike.
I'm struggling with your new posts.

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They're nasty and vile.
You don't mean all that stuff, do you?

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No, of course not. It's just a role.

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-It's the thing you do.
-That's not.

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-Of course.
-It's not!

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-It is.
-It's not!

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We both sell bullshit, sweetie.

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We sell bullshit to people that…
that are dumb enough to believe anything.

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-Hey, I have real faith in what I do.
-Yeah.

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You hate the acai shakes
you're always promoting.

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Yeah. That doesn't hurt anybody.

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No, but you tell everyone they can buy
their way to happiness.

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-That hurts people.
-'Kay, and my yoga content?

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I'm positive,
and I motivate people to exercise.

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-Right, by posting in those tight clothes.
-See? I had a feeling it wasn't a role!

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-No, hey--
-You mean all that stuff!

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Since when did you become a feminist?

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Since you started your douchebag phase!

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-Okay…
-Mike!

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-I know you love me.
-Of course I do, honey.

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Then will you prove it
and stop the macho nonsense?

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Well, maybe you should stop.
I mean, you're losing followers.

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I get new ones every day. Oh.

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Hang on a sec.

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Oh.

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Okay… It's Joost. From my old job.

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He might be…
inviting me onto their talk show soon.

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Mm!

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Joost, hey. What's up?

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Oh yeah,
I've got an opinion on that. Yeah.

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Ah, that sounds great. I'd be happy to.

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-Hey.
-Hey, where you been?

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Yeah, sorry. I was just helping out.

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We were all over at Mike's,

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uh… just putting some stuff out
for the party for Jason.

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Oh, nice.

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So… Hi.

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Y'know, lately, I've been thinking

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I could sell all of my shares
in the restaurant.

00:11:20.280 --> 00:11:21.800 align:center
I could quote Bas a price.

00:11:21.880 --> 00:11:24.640 align:center
-Oh, really? Why?
-Yeah. Well…

00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:29.480 align:center
That line of work is exhausting.
It's such a slow-burn kinda business.

00:11:29.560 --> 00:11:30.920 align:center
That's what I've always said.

00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:34.800 align:center
I know. And then we'll have
a load of cash left over

00:11:34.880 --> 00:11:35.839 align:center
for our honeymoon.

00:11:35.920 --> 00:11:37.640 align:center
Mm!

00:11:37.719 --> 00:11:40.880 align:center
You give me power of attorney.
I'll sort everything out with the notary.

00:11:40.959 --> 00:11:41.800 align:center
-Hmm.
-Okay?

00:11:41.880 --> 00:11:43.160 align:center
Wait, shouldn't I come with you?

00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:45.440 align:center
Nah, babe.
You really don't need to do that.

00:11:45.520 --> 00:11:48.120 align:center
-It's just a piece of paper, right?
-Oh, sweetheart.

00:11:48.199 --> 00:11:49.880 align:center
These sorts of things
can be really tricky.

00:11:49.959 --> 00:11:51.920 align:center
You will definitely need
a lawyer to look into it.

00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:54.199 align:center
And I happen to be an excellent one.
Nice, huh?

00:11:55.600 --> 00:11:57.480 align:center
-But, sweetie. Sweetie…
-Relax.

00:11:57.560 --> 00:11:59.680 align:center
I really just don't want to bother you
with this.

00:11:59.760 --> 00:12:01.440 align:center
Oh, honey.

00:12:01.520 --> 00:12:05.600 align:center
We'll share everything soon.
That's the only reason to get married.

00:12:07.199 --> 00:12:08.240 align:center
-So…
-Yeah?

00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:09.520 align:center
I'm coming with.

00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:12.839 align:center
Yeah.

00:12:17.640 --> 00:12:19.760 align:center
Here, have a little more.

00:12:19.839 --> 00:12:22.199 align:center
-You gave me two helpings.
-You have to eat.

00:12:22.280 --> 00:12:23.480 align:center
Mom, I said I'm full.

00:12:23.560 --> 00:12:25.040 align:center
I can't hear this thing.

00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:27.839 align:center
That's 'Cause you can't hear anything,
Dad. Come on.

00:12:27.920 --> 00:12:29.160 align:center
What'd you say?

00:12:29.240 --> 00:12:31.480 align:center
Mm.

00:12:31.560 --> 00:12:33.719 align:center
-Who is it?
-Mike.

00:12:33.800 --> 00:12:36.079 align:center
-Hey.
-Hey, I've got some bad news, man.

00:12:36.160 --> 00:12:38.040 align:center
You have to find
another place to have the party.

00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:41.040 align:center
-What? No, no, no, no. What's going on?
-What's happening?

00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:43.640 align:center
The gardener, he, he… he spread fertilizer
on the lawn,

00:12:43.719 --> 00:12:46.400 align:center
and it's probably, you know,
really poisonous, so, it's uh…

00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:48.440 align:center
I'll keep 'em off the grass.
Trust me. Don't worry.

00:12:48.520 --> 00:12:50.560 align:center
Yeah, but, uh, Stevie's been
a little depressed.

00:12:50.640 --> 00:12:52.920 align:center
She's, uh, really struggling,
and it's a bit, uh…

00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:55.040 align:center
He's lying, Greg!
You and Jason are always welcome.

00:12:55.120 --> 00:12:57.280 align:center
Uh, Mike? What's going on?

00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:01.719 align:center
Okay, look. Tomorrow I have
an interview on TV.

00:13:01.800 --> 00:13:04.320 align:center
-Okay, but it's at your house?
-No, it's in Hilversum.

00:13:04.400 --> 00:13:06.440 align:center
And, uh, I won't be around.

00:13:06.520 --> 00:13:09.040 align:center
And, yeah, like 20 little kids
in my house, it's…

00:13:09.120 --> 00:13:11.320 align:center
I can't… supervise them,
you know what I mean?

00:13:11.400 --> 00:13:14.880 align:center
Mike, I promise I'll keep an eye on them.
And Stevie will be there too.

00:13:14.959 --> 00:13:17.199 align:center
-Yeah…
-Dude. I'm serious.

00:13:17.280 --> 00:13:19.760 align:center
If I cancel it now,
Jason's never gonna wanna see me again.

00:13:21.520 --> 00:13:24.000 align:center
Okay, but you promise…
no kids in my house?

00:13:24.079 --> 00:13:25.920 align:center
Ah. Okay. Yep. I promise.

00:13:26.560 --> 00:13:29.040 align:center
What really matters, huh?
Your house or your friends?

00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:31.480 align:center
Yeah, keep talking.
You're not paying the mortgage.

00:13:31.560 --> 00:13:33.480 align:center
Yeah, because you won't let me.

00:13:45.680 --> 00:13:46.800 align:center
Hey.

00:13:46.880 --> 00:13:48.520 align:center
Hey. Watch it.

00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:52.240 align:center
Hey. Mike, thanks. This is so chill.

00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:53.280 align:center
-I owe you.
-Yeah. Sure.

00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:55.520 align:center
Well, we're just happy
to have you here, Greg.

00:13:55.599 --> 00:13:57.560 align:center
-Just what you need. More sugar.
-Look at you!

00:13:57.640 --> 00:13:58.480 align:center
Let's go, kids.

00:13:58.560 --> 00:14:00.599 align:center
-Hey. See you. Catch ya later.
-See ya. Break a leg.

00:14:19.719 --> 00:14:21.360 align:center
Check it out.

00:14:24.479 --> 00:14:25.839 align:center
-Look at this.
-Yeah.

00:14:25.920 --> 00:14:28.000 align:center
-How much did this cost?
-Wasn't so bad.

00:14:28.959 --> 00:14:30.640 align:center
-It came with the swimming pool.
-Oh. Yeah.

00:14:30.719 --> 00:14:31.959 align:center
-Good deal.
-That was lucky.

00:14:36.520 --> 00:14:40.240 align:center
So I heard things didn't really work out
with Mr., uh, Ramon.

00:14:40.760 --> 00:14:41.640 align:center
That sucks.

00:14:41.719 --> 00:14:43.560 align:center
-How'd you know that?
-Our daughter.

00:14:43.640 --> 00:14:46.000 align:center
-Right. Of course.
-Yeah.

00:14:46.079 --> 00:14:48.479 align:center
Ya know, I…
I could probably get him arrested.

00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:51.360 align:center
-No, that's not necessary.
-No?

00:14:51.439 --> 00:14:53.000 align:center
It was my decision, actually.

00:14:53.079 --> 00:14:54.439 align:center
Oh. Huh.

00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:57.240 align:center
Could be fun anyway.

00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:02.959 align:center
This party's amazing, Dad. It's the best!

00:15:03.520 --> 00:15:04.839 align:center
Hmm. Yeah.

00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:06.199 align:center
EXIT

00:15:12.760 --> 00:15:14.959 align:center
-Hey, man. Hey, Joost.
-Hey.

00:15:15.040 --> 00:15:16.719 align:center
-Hey, bud.
-Who would've thought, huh?

00:15:16.800 --> 00:15:18.040 align:center
-Yeah.
-First, I'm getting fired.

00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:20.560 align:center
'Cause of sexism,
and… and before you know it, yeah,

00:15:20.640 --> 00:15:22.040 align:center
I'm back again for an interview.

00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:24.280 align:center
Yeah, you know, I gotta say, that, uh…

00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:27.199 align:center
that course you're doing has really made
a splash, no denying that, Mike.

00:15:27.280 --> 00:15:28.400 align:center
Man, oh man.

00:15:28.479 --> 00:15:31.800 align:center
Yeah, I thought maybe it was finally time
that men got true support.

00:15:31.880 --> 00:15:34.560 align:center
Support? Honestly, half of the Netherlands
hates you right now.

00:15:34.640 --> 00:15:37.240 align:center
Yeah, sure, but the other half loves me.

00:15:37.319 --> 00:15:39.040 align:center
I, uh… I brought, uh,
something to show you.

00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:40.199 align:center
It's a format for a series.

00:15:40.280 --> 00:15:41.760 align:center
I just wanted to run it by the bosses.

00:15:41.839 --> 00:15:44.240 align:center
-Hmm.
-Roosters: The Series?

00:15:44.319 --> 00:15:47.680 align:center
Yeah, see, the title is… ironic… humor.

00:15:47.760 --> 00:15:48.880 align:center
-Mm.
-Yeah.

00:15:49.880 --> 00:15:52.079 align:center
-Can Mr. Mulder come to makeup?
-Yeah.

00:15:52.160 --> 00:15:55.000 align:center
-We're live in ten minutes.
-Yes, got it. No, that's for you.

00:16:03.599 --> 00:16:05.000 align:center
"Roosters: The Series."

00:16:11.199 --> 00:16:12.240 align:center
-Sweetie…
-Hmm?

00:16:12.319 --> 00:16:16.599 align:center
Um, listen. Things might get kinda weird
between me and Bas today.

00:16:16.680 --> 00:16:17.920 align:center
Oh, why's that?

00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:21.240 align:center
Well, uh… when we opened our relationship,
I had sex with Tina.

00:16:25.319 --> 00:16:26.240 align:center
What?

00:16:26.839 --> 00:16:30.040 align:center
Uh, she was always flirty with me,
and, uh…

00:16:30.560 --> 00:16:34.000 align:center
you wanted me to look around and have fun,
so it just happened one night.

00:16:34.079 --> 00:16:37.120 align:center
Yeah, but…
But your partner's wife? C'mon, Daan.

00:16:37.199 --> 00:16:38.479 align:center
Ah, There you are.

00:16:38.560 --> 00:16:40.120 align:center
-Ah.
-Afternoon. Are we ready?

00:16:40.199 --> 00:16:41.680 align:center
-Maarten. Yeah.
-Of course.

00:16:45.839 --> 00:16:46.880 align:center
Hi.

00:16:46.959 --> 00:16:49.359 align:center
So, we're here to conduct
the sale of certain shares

00:16:49.439 --> 00:16:52.120 align:center
in your restaurant in which you both
hold a 50% stake.

00:16:52.199 --> 00:16:55.560 align:center
-Yeah. We share everything. Even my wife.
-Guys, hey…

00:16:55.640 --> 00:16:58.920 align:center
So you knew? That they screwed?
Because they didn't tell me.

00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:00.560 align:center
Bas, let's just be professional here.

00:17:00.640 --> 00:17:02.800 align:center
He could have any damn woman he wants,
but he takes mine.

00:17:02.880 --> 00:17:04.560 align:center
Hey, she took me, okay?

00:17:04.639 --> 00:17:06.159 align:center
Good. On to the transaction.

00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:08.760 align:center
First, take a look at the agreement.

00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:09.680 align:center
Fine.

00:17:09.760 --> 00:17:13.119 align:center
-You're completely fine with this, Pam?
-Bas, shit happens. Right?

00:17:13.200 --> 00:17:16.520 align:center
Jesus, blame monogamy.
It's a flawed and problematic construct.

00:17:16.599 --> 00:17:18.599 align:center
Yes. Yeah, I definitely agree with that.

00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:21.480 align:center
Yeah? So you're okay
with two years of him screwing Tina?

00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:24.599 align:center
Two years?

00:17:24.680 --> 00:17:25.960 align:center
Yeah.

00:17:26.040 --> 00:17:28.840 align:center
-That's what she told me anyway.
-You mean you were cheating?

00:17:28.919 --> 00:17:30.720 align:center
Don't you have
an open relationship?

00:17:30.800 --> 00:17:33.720 align:center
-Yeah.
-Yeah. As of three months ago.

00:17:36.159 --> 00:17:38.600 align:center
Pam, Pam…
It's… it's not what it sounds li--

00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:41.399 align:center
Sorry, I'm afraid
if Pam doesn't sign this,

00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:43.360 align:center
I'll have to take the deal off the table.

00:17:44.120 --> 00:17:45.280 align:center
Yep.

00:17:48.399 --> 00:17:50.640 align:center
Mike Mulder, influencer and life coach.

00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:52.240 align:center
Welcome. How are you?

00:17:52.320 --> 00:17:54.240 align:center
Great. Very good. Excellent. Uh…

00:17:54.320 --> 00:17:58.000 align:center
Since I proudly embraced my manhood,
I'm back to my old self again.

00:17:58.080 --> 00:18:00.640 align:center
Right, you're referring to your course,
uh, "Back to Being Cocky."

00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:02.000 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:02.080 --> 00:18:05.000 align:center
Don't you think it's a little late
to be battling feminism, Mike?

00:18:05.080 --> 00:18:07.480 align:center
Well, I have no problem with feminism.

00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:10.800 align:center
The more female energy,
the better.

00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:14.680 align:center
However, I just reject the idea
that men should act like women.

00:18:14.760 --> 00:18:16.919 align:center
-Explain that.
-Well, uh…

00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:19.320 align:center
Why can't we own up to the fact
women and men are different?

00:18:19.399 --> 00:18:20.880 align:center
It doesn't have to be negative.

00:18:20.960 --> 00:18:22.480 align:center
Can you give us an example?

00:18:22.560 --> 00:18:25.679 align:center
Sure, just look at our roles right now.
I'm talking, and you're interviewing.

00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:27.760 align:center
-Yeah.
-So why is that?

00:18:28.840 --> 00:18:30.480 align:center
Hmm? Is it because most women

00:18:30.560 --> 00:18:33.360 align:center
actually tend to be better
at asking questions,

00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:36.080 align:center
and most men are better at giving answers.

00:18:36.159 --> 00:18:39.679 align:center
I'm sorry, but you're…
I mean, c'mon, you gotta be joking, Mike.

00:18:40.280 --> 00:18:42.960 align:center
Well, what do you think?
Here's my main point, 'kay?

00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:48.520 align:center
Men have always had strong,
masculine role models. Right?

00:18:49.040 --> 00:18:50.360 align:center
But now that's forbidden.

00:18:50.440 --> 00:18:53.080 align:center
And that's why we're all
a little bit confused.

00:18:53.159 --> 00:18:55.399 align:center
-Men are the victims in your view?
-Well…

00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:59.360 align:center
Here's the crux of my message for you,
and, uh… and, yeah, actually

00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:01.480 align:center
to… all, uh… the audience.

00:19:01.560 --> 00:19:03.640 align:center
We're equal, yes, but we're not the same.

00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:06.200 align:center
-Do all men agree with this, Mike?
-Oh yeah, and women too.

00:19:06.280 --> 00:19:08.159 align:center
You'd never believe how many emails I get

00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:10.200 align:center
every single day
from women who are longing

00:19:10.280 --> 00:19:12.000 align:center
for the dudes
in their life to bend them over

00:19:12.080 --> 00:19:13.760 align:center
and take them the old-fashioned way.

00:19:13.840 --> 00:19:16.280 align:center
-Look, it's true…
-Miss Stevie! Come here!

00:19:16.760 --> 00:19:17.960 align:center
They're in the house!

00:19:18.040 --> 00:19:20.800 align:center
Miss Stevie, there are kids
with water pistols inside the house.

00:19:20.880 --> 00:19:22.480 align:center
-What should I do.
-Eh, it's okay.

00:19:22.560 --> 00:19:25.159 align:center
Wait, Miss Stevie.
Mr. Mike said no kids inside.

00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:27.480 align:center
Mike says stupid things, Andrea.

00:19:27.560 --> 00:19:30.640 align:center
Hurry up, there are kids inside
with water guns. We have to get them!

00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:33.240 align:center
-You go left, I go right.
-Yep. Okay. Out. Come on.

00:19:33.320 --> 00:19:34.679 align:center
Get out of here.

00:19:34.760 --> 00:19:37.560 align:center
Uh, no, no. Hey, no.
Not with that water gun. Oh…

00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:40.520 align:center
Not the squirt guns.
Come on. Get outside.

00:19:40.600 --> 00:19:43.800 align:center
Hey, hey, hey. Come on out!
I'm serious. Hey, what the…? Ugh…

00:19:43.880 --> 00:19:45.679 align:center
What? What?

00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:48.919 align:center
-What are you doing? Wait. No.
-No. Hey.

00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:50.480 align:center
That's not yours. Okay?

00:19:50.560 --> 00:19:52.720 align:center
You look great, though.

00:19:53.240 --> 00:19:54.240 align:center
Wanna try it?

00:19:54.320 --> 00:19:56.560 align:center
Right. I wouldn't be able
to fit one leg in there.

00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:03.320 align:center
-Make you think of…?
-You mean that time…

00:20:03.399 --> 00:20:05.520 align:center
"Oh, Greg, take me."

00:20:05.600 --> 00:20:07.000 align:center
"I need it."

00:20:07.080 --> 00:20:08.560 align:center
-I didn't…
-Yeah?

00:20:08.640 --> 00:20:10.440 align:center
It's so embarrassing. I don't wanna…

00:20:11.320 --> 00:20:12.840 align:center
I should have done it, though.

00:20:14.360 --> 00:20:15.200 align:center
What?

00:20:16.240 --> 00:20:19.000 align:center
I should've taken every part of you.
Really. I…

00:20:19.080 --> 00:20:21.679 align:center
I mean, you were totally right.
The effort wasn't there.

00:20:21.760 --> 00:20:23.560 align:center
I thought everything would be fine.

00:20:24.360 --> 00:20:25.640 align:center
I'm sorry, baby.

00:20:37.040 --> 00:20:38.200 align:center
Oh yeah, that's it.

00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:43.320 align:center
-Oh my God, I missed you!
-Yeah, me too.

00:20:45.240 --> 00:20:46.880 align:center
Yeah. Oh! Like that!

00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:47.880 align:center
-Mm!
-Oh!

00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:52.480 align:center
Shh.

00:20:55.159 --> 00:20:57.280 align:center
-And your wife. Um, Stevie?
-Yeah.

00:20:57.360 --> 00:20:59.280 align:center
What does she think about your views?

00:20:59.360 --> 00:21:02.480 align:center
She completely agrees with me.
And Stevie's always been…

00:21:02.560 --> 00:21:05.120 align:center
-Very successful on her own.
-Mm.

00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:07.399 align:center
Clearly, my wife
was never much for weak men.

00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:10.440 align:center
Weak men? Isn't that painting
with a broad stroke and…

00:21:10.520 --> 00:21:11.800 align:center
What?

00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:14.520 align:center
Okay. Um…

00:21:14.600 --> 00:21:17.840 align:center
Mike, we actually have Stevie live.

00:21:17.919 --> 00:21:20.080 align:center
She just called in on our studio phone.

00:21:20.159 --> 00:21:21.520 align:center
Stevie.

00:21:22.120 --> 00:21:23.200 align:center
Hello.

00:21:23.280 --> 00:21:24.679 align:center
Hey, honey. Mm.

00:21:24.760 --> 00:21:27.159 align:center
Mike, I can't do this anymore.

00:21:27.919 --> 00:21:28.800 align:center
What?

00:21:28.880 --> 00:21:31.520 align:center
I can't be with a man
who's peddling this kind of crap.

00:21:31.600 --> 00:21:34.360 align:center
You just spoke to men
that can't handle a strong woman,

00:21:34.440 --> 00:21:37.080 align:center
and you created a business model
out of their misogyny.

00:21:37.159 --> 00:21:39.159 align:center
I can't believe how pathetic that is.

00:21:39.240 --> 00:21:41.800 align:center
Hey, sweetheart.
Why don't we just talk about this later?

00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:44.159 align:center
I used to find
that macho stuff really attractive,

00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:46.000 align:center
but everything's changing, honey.

00:21:47.080 --> 00:21:48.080 align:center
I'm sorry, Mike.

00:21:48.159 --> 00:21:51.200 align:center
But I know that if I stay with you,
I'll end up losing myself.

00:21:52.760 --> 00:21:53.840 align:center
This is over.

00:22:09.760 --> 00:22:11.159 align:center
Mm.

00:22:26.600 --> 00:22:28.360 align:center
Well, I think I have, uh… everything.

00:22:30.040 --> 00:22:33.280 align:center
Just text me…
if I forgot something, and I'll swing by.

00:22:33.360 --> 00:22:35.200 align:center
I'll just put it in the garbage.

00:22:40.320 --> 00:22:43.000 align:center
-Uh, Pam, I--
-I've got something for you.

00:22:43.919 --> 00:22:44.960 align:center
Hmm?

00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:52.040 align:center
Put it under warm water.

00:23:22.600 --> 00:23:24.120 align:center
Hey, sweetheart. Uh…

00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:25.960 align:center
-Hey, Dad.
-Back a little early?

00:23:26.040 --> 00:23:28.080 align:center
Yeah. Who's in there?

00:23:28.159 --> 00:23:29.280 align:center
Uh…

00:23:30.080 --> 00:23:32.880 align:center
-Mm. Um…
-Ten women? Oh my God!

00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:34.439 align:center
I'm so proud of you, Dad!

00:23:34.520 --> 00:23:37.000 align:center
-You're officially over Mom. Yay!
-Mm.

00:23:37.080 --> 00:23:38.000 align:center
Hey, honey.

00:23:39.439 --> 00:23:41.439 align:center
Are we celebrating?

00:23:43.520 --> 00:23:46.360 align:center
I just need to put some clothes on,
and let's order a pizza yeah?

00:23:46.439 --> 00:23:47.480 align:center
Mm.

00:23:49.679 --> 00:23:51.080 align:center
All that work, and then you do this?

00:23:51.159 --> 00:23:53.200 align:center
You do realize this means
you have to start over?

00:23:53.280 --> 00:23:57.120 align:center
No, it's completely different now.
She's so much sweeter, and the sex…

00:23:57.200 --> 00:23:59.480 align:center
-Oh. No, stop. Mm!
-It was a three-round knockout.

00:23:59.560 --> 00:24:00.840 align:center
In bed. In the shower…

00:24:00.919 --> 00:24:02.240 align:center
Oh, wait, Tess…

00:24:03.120 --> 00:24:05.000 align:center
I need my Tinder account deactivated.

00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:06.880 align:center
Hold on.

00:24:07.399 --> 00:24:09.439 align:center
Or maybe just pause it. You never know.

00:24:12.800 --> 00:24:15.320 align:center
Thanks for the party, Dad. It was awesome.

00:24:15.399 --> 00:24:16.880 align:center
-Thank Mom.
-Thanks, Mom.

00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:20.720 align:center
Mm-hmm. Here, let me sit down.
Of course, sweetie. C'mon. Bedtime.

00:24:20.800 --> 00:24:23.159 align:center
-I can't believe Lexi won today.
-Won what?

00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:26.480 align:center
Hide-and-seek. She was
in Uncle Mike's bedroom the whole time.

00:24:28.080 --> 00:24:30.640 align:center
She didn't get scared
that she was all alone?

00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:32.880 align:center
No, because you guys were there too.

00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:37.439 align:center
She said you were fighting.

00:24:37.520 --> 00:24:39.720 align:center
-Fighting?
-Uh, no.

00:24:39.800 --> 00:24:43.159 align:center
She said that you were cursing super loud
and that you gave Mom a spanking.

00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:48.240 align:center
Uh. All right, remind Lexi to save
her imagination for story time, okay?

00:24:48.320 --> 00:24:50.360 align:center
-Yeah. Sleep tight, baby.
-Okay, go to sleep.

00:24:50.439 --> 00:24:52.439 align:center
Sleep tight.

00:24:55.000 --> 00:24:56.439 align:center
-Damn you, Lexi.
-Not good.

00:24:56.520 --> 00:24:59.360 align:center
-We were fighting.
-I know. I feel terrible!

00:24:59.439 --> 00:25:00.840 align:center
Oh man.

00:25:03.280 --> 00:25:04.960 align:center
We gonna talk about today?

00:25:05.040 --> 00:25:06.919 align:center
I just found you very attractive.

00:25:07.840 --> 00:25:08.720 align:center
Yeah, likewise.

00:25:09.800 --> 00:25:10.640 align:center
And now?

00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:12.040 align:center
Oh, definitely.

00:25:12.120 --> 00:25:14.320 align:center
God, it's so stupid that it works
when we're not together,

00:25:14.399 --> 00:25:15.919 align:center
but the second we actually decide to--

00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:18.800 align:center
Yeah, sometimes you have
to get away first… to come back.

00:25:20.240 --> 00:25:23.399 align:center
Oh my God. #GoodLifeWithStevie.

00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:25.240 align:center
Nah. My mother.

00:25:25.320 --> 00:25:26.399 align:center
Oh!

00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:32.120 align:center
All right. What now? What's the plan?

00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:34.199 align:center
Yeah, I don't know.

00:25:35.360 --> 00:25:39.080 align:center
If we get back together, we might…
we might get bored again.

00:25:41.320 --> 00:25:43.439 align:center
Yeah, but
I don't wanna be separated either.

00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:46.159 align:center
No. You're right.

00:25:48.800 --> 00:25:50.439 align:center
So?

00:25:50.520 --> 00:25:51.360 align:center
Yeah, so…

00:25:51.919 --> 00:25:52.960 align:center
Um…

00:25:54.320 --> 00:25:55.439 align:center
Do you think…

00:25:56.040 --> 00:25:59.240 align:center
is an open relationship an option for us?

00:25:59.760 --> 00:26:02.960 align:center
-Uh… oh… Greg!
-Yeah. Uh…

00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:06.480 align:center
Mm?

00:26:14.080 --> 00:26:15.240 align:center
I'm back.

00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:20.159 align:center
There she is!

00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:22.760 align:center
Honey, that little stunt
was a stroke of genius!

00:26:22.840 --> 00:26:26.600 align:center
I didn't get it at first, but…
…God, that was so clever.

00:26:26.679 --> 00:26:30.240 align:center
Here. Wait a sec. We're trending, honey!

00:26:30.320 --> 00:26:32.600 align:center
You've got your status back
as a women's empowerment guru,

00:26:32.679 --> 00:26:35.399 align:center
and, well, my course is, uh, blowin' up!

00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:36.480 align:center
Uh…

00:26:38.120 --> 00:26:40.919 align:center
-Where are you off to?
-I'm leaving.

00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:42.439 align:center
C'mon, really?

00:26:43.600 --> 00:26:44.679 align:center
Sweetheart.

00:26:45.320 --> 00:26:47.159 align:center
Look, being with you has taught me a lot.

00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:49.199 align:center
Really, thanks to you,
I found my independence.

00:26:49.280 --> 00:26:52.600 align:center
Otherwise, I might've wound up
just laying out by the pool forever.

00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:54.399 align:center
Seriously. Thank you.

00:26:54.919 --> 00:26:56.439 align:center
Uh…

00:27:01.360 --> 00:27:02.880 align:center
Okay.

00:27:05.159 --> 00:27:08.240 align:center
-We can go back to how things were.
-Yeah, I don't want that.

00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:11.240 align:center
Mm.

00:27:15.760 --> 00:27:16.679 align:center
Mm.

00:27:16.760 --> 00:27:18.280 align:center
Sorry.

00:27:18.360 --> 00:27:21.480 align:center
-Andrea, you're leaving too?
-Women support women, okay?

00:27:21.560 --> 00:27:24.000 align:center
But I've been your meal ticket.
You work for me.

00:27:24.080 --> 00:27:27.360 align:center
No, listen, I used to work for you.
And, sorry, but I work for her now.

00:27:36.520 --> 00:27:39.240 align:center
What does it really mean
to be a man?

00:27:42.120 --> 00:27:44.840 align:center
The masculine man is a sick man.

00:27:44.919 --> 00:27:47.120 align:center
And if we surrender our privilege,

00:27:48.520 --> 00:27:51.040 align:center
let go of our ambition and aggression,

00:27:52.120 --> 00:27:55.040 align:center
begin to acknowledge
our true vulnerability,

00:27:55.120 --> 00:27:57.880 align:center
learn how to forgive ourselves and others,

00:27:57.960 --> 00:28:01.360 align:center
devote ourselves
to caring for our children,

00:28:01.439 --> 00:28:03.880 align:center
none of that will diminish our manhood.

00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:06.919 align:center
The hyper-masculine man
who dominated the past,

00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:09.679 align:center
the man obsessed with power,
strength, and success,

00:28:09.760 --> 00:28:11.919 align:center
that man has no place in our future.

00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:17.640 align:center
It's crucial that we model behaviors

00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.120 align:center
that have traditionally
been considered feminine.

00:28:21.600 --> 00:28:24.199 align:center
Because those are part of us too.

00:28:25.679 --> 00:28:28.000 align:center
We're not there yet,
but we're on the journey.

00:28:28.080 --> 00:28:32.760 align:center
The journey from unfeeling,
insensitive man… to a new kind of man.

00:28:32.840 --> 00:28:34.439 align:center
That's where we're headed.

00:28:35.399 --> 00:28:36.560 align:center
Good luck, gentlemen.

00:28:46.080 --> 00:28:51.560 align:center
Check it out! The two of us are now…
officially enlightened, deconstructed men.

00:28:51.639 --> 00:28:52.480 align:center
Boom.

00:28:52.560 --> 00:28:55.280 align:center
Dude, you're back with your ex.
You should ask for a refund.

00:28:55.959 --> 00:28:59.000 align:center
But there's one for you. Here you go, man.

00:28:59.080 --> 00:29:00.120 align:center
Hey!

00:29:00.199 --> 00:29:03.280 align:center
Great, that's nice, I'll put it up
next to my scuba certificate on the wall.

00:29:03.360 --> 00:29:07.399 align:center
Give it a rest. That stupid course
was just a totally backward view of men.

00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:09.120 align:center
The course was? Or we are?

00:29:09.199 --> 00:29:11.000 align:center
Come on.

00:29:12.080 --> 00:29:13.240 align:center
Oh. Here.

00:29:13.320 --> 00:29:14.919 align:center
You must be Mike Mulder.

00:29:15.520 --> 00:29:16.919 align:center
Yes, ma'am. And you are?

00:29:19.040 --> 00:29:20.959 align:center
-Oh!
-Fucking asshole.

00:29:21.040 --> 00:29:22.520 align:center
Whoa. What the fuck?

00:29:22.600 --> 00:29:24.399 align:center
Whoa, calm down.

00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:26.000 align:center
Ah, shoot. Son of a bitch.

00:29:27.639 --> 00:29:30.120 align:center
I hate to say it,
but you might have had this coming.

00:29:30.199 --> 00:29:32.919 align:center
-Come on.
-Sorry. I'm just being honest.

00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:35.639 align:center
♪ The boys watch the girls
While the girls watch the boys ♪

00:29:35.720 --> 00:29:37.959 align:center
♪ Who watch the girls go by ♪

00:29:38.959 --> 00:29:40.679 align:center
-Ah.
-♪ Eye to eye… ♪

00:29:40.760 --> 00:29:42.399 align:center
Really? Nothing?

00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:44.520 align:center
-Not even a whistle?
-Eh.

00:29:44.600 --> 00:29:47.600 align:center
Well, looks like that course
wasn't a complete waste, after all.

00:29:47.679 --> 00:29:49.240 align:center
-Hey.
-Huh?

00:29:50.120 --> 00:29:51.520 align:center
Okay, guys, let's do this!

00:29:51.600 --> 00:29:52.720 align:center
Yes, come on, boys.

00:29:52.800 --> 00:29:55.560 align:center
-Bring it.
-I'll eat you alive!

00:29:57.919 --> 00:29:59.439 align:center
♪ Guys talk ♪

00:29:59.520 --> 00:30:00.919 align:center
♪ Girl talk ♪

00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:03.360 align:center
♪ It happens everywhere ♪

00:30:04.080 --> 00:30:05.679 align:center
♪ Eyes watch ♪

00:30:05.760 --> 00:30:07.000 align:center
♪ Girls walk ♪

00:30:07.080 --> 00:30:10.639 align:center
♪ With tender lovin' care ♪

00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:12.600 align:center
♪ It's keepin' track of the pack ♪

00:30:12.679 --> 00:30:14.000 align:center
♪ Watching them watching back ♪

00:30:14.080 --> 00:30:16.240 align:center
♪ That makes the world go round ♪

00:30:17.600 --> 00:30:19.840 align:center
♪ What's that sound? ♪

00:30:19.919 --> 00:30:23.240 align:center
♪ Each time you hear
A loud collective sigh ♪

00:30:23.320 --> 00:30:25.800 align:center
♪ They're making music to watch girls by ♪

00:30:50.120 --> 00:30:51.600 align:center
♪ La, la, la ♪

00:30:52.199 --> 00:30:56.000 align:center
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

00:30:56.600 --> 00:30:58.600 align:center
♪ Watch the girls go by ♪

00:30:59.679 --> 00:31:02.120 align:center
♪ Watch the girls go by ♪

00:31:02.679 --> 00:31:04.919 align:center
♪ Watch the girls go by ♪
, la, la, la ♪