WEBVTT 00:10.000 --> 00:12.639 So… okay. 00:12.719 --> 00:15.280 -How do I look? -Or the macho guy? 00:15.360 --> 00:16.560 Very macho, very manly. 00:16.640 --> 00:19.240 Yeah? Okay. So, like, uh, good macho, or…? 00:19.320 --> 00:21.160 -Classy macho. -Classy macho. 00:21.240 --> 00:22.800 Uh, so no polo shirt? 00:24.760 --> 00:25.880 Hmm. 00:28.200 --> 00:30.560 Hey, why don't you come watch? The boys are coming. 00:30.639 --> 00:32.280 You want me at your stupid course? 00:32.360 --> 00:35.480 You know that I'm losing followers 'cause of your sexist drivel, don't you? 00:35.559 --> 00:38.080 -Seriously? -Yeah. I've got haters now. 00:38.160 --> 00:40.080 They attack me 'cause they know you're my husband. 00:40.160 --> 00:41.960 They're just trolls. Don't worry about that. 00:42.040 --> 00:45.600 Baby, you wanted me to use this time to rediscover myself, right? 00:45.680 --> 00:47.400 Well, ta-da! 00:47.480 --> 00:50.879 I'm back! It's been so long since I've felt this good. 00:50.960 --> 00:52.360 You know, I was thinking, 00:52.440 --> 00:55.760 uh, the two of us could take a little break right now, just to relax. 00:55.840 --> 00:57.360 -Oh, come on. Stop. -You're so tense. 00:57.440 --> 00:59.800 Ok, we'll revisit this tonight, fine, that's cool. 00:59.879 --> 01:01.720 Sweetheart, I can't help it if you're jealous. 01:02.360 --> 01:05.840 It takes a strong woman to be with a successful man. 01:19.440 --> 01:20.800 Hey. Were you all able to take 01:20.880 --> 01:22.560 the day off from getting your balls busted? 01:25.040 --> 01:26.200 That's right! 01:26.800 --> 01:30.320 Guys, what kind of age are we living in? 01:31.240 --> 01:34.119 'Cause men aren't… allowed to be men right now. 01:34.200 --> 01:35.040 Yep. 01:35.119 --> 01:37.160 It starts early. In kindergarten. 01:37.240 --> 01:40.399 Boys have to sit there. The whole day, they have to be still, no moving. 01:40.479 --> 01:43.399 They should be running, fighting, doing it all! 01:43.479 --> 01:45.680 -Yeah! -But no, boys. Not anymore. 01:45.759 --> 01:50.520 No. Go ahead, try to find me a urinal. 'Kay? An old-fashioned piss pot. 01:50.600 --> 01:54.320 Good luck finding me one of those in the sea of gender-neutral toilets. 01:54.399 --> 01:55.479 Yeah! 01:57.720 --> 02:00.880 So is it surprising that modern men are all confused? 02:00.960 --> 02:02.880 -No! -Exactly. 02:05.320 --> 02:06.520 'Kay, women… 02:07.559 --> 02:11.680 they tend to talk a lot about… equality nowadays. 02:11.760 --> 02:13.799 Right? And that's great. 02:13.880 --> 02:19.920 But… equality… doesn't mean that we're all alike… 02:20.000 --> 02:21.840 or that we're somehow the same as women. 02:21.920 --> 02:23.640 -No! -Exactly. 02:23.720 --> 02:26.440 But that's what they're telling us. So let's stand up to them. 02:26.519 --> 02:27.360 Yes! 02:27.440 --> 02:30.239 -And I mean that literally. Get up, guys. -Yeah! 02:36.880 --> 02:41.959 Now it's time to… show you… how to get back to… being masculine again. 02:42.040 --> 02:44.400 -Yeah! -Follow my lead. 02:44.480 --> 02:45.840 First, feel your balls. 02:45.920 --> 02:50.600 -Yeah! -This is your meaty, warm sack. 02:50.679 --> 02:53.239 This makes you a man. 02:53.320 --> 02:55.000 Feel 'em roll, huh? 02:55.080 --> 02:58.920 Know how to make those nuggets shake? Try jumping. Hmm? 02:59.000 --> 03:02.080 C'mon, jump. Jump, you guys! 03:02.160 --> 03:05.480 -Sorry, guys. -Had enough balls for today? 03:05.560 --> 03:07.440 -I can't. -Feel your manhood! 03:07.519 --> 03:10.480 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 03:10.560 --> 03:13.080 -What are we? -Roosters! 03:13.160 --> 03:14.640 -What are we? -Roosters! 03:14.720 --> 03:16.000 -Louder, guys! -Roosters! 03:16.080 --> 03:17.000 -Shout it! -Roosters! 03:17.080 --> 03:19.399 ROOSTERS 03:19.480 --> 03:22.440 The whole apartment smelled like the inside of a gym sock. 03:22.519 --> 03:23.440 It was so gross. 03:23.519 --> 03:27.120 It was like walking into a… into a… football locker room or something. 03:27.200 --> 03:28.560 It was just… 03:28.640 --> 03:31.799 -What's my problem? Was this a mistake? -You were unfulfilled. 03:31.880 --> 03:33.280 Yeah, well, I'm still unfulfilled. 03:33.360 --> 03:36.679 You were missing the attention, and, uh… and you certainly got it. 03:36.760 --> 03:38.160 I didn't. That was another Merel. 03:38.239 --> 03:40.679 Please don't talk in the third person. It's eerie. 03:40.760 --> 03:43.600 -Hey mom, can I, uh…? -No, not right now, sweetheart. 03:43.679 --> 03:45.920 Later. I'm talking to Auntie Pam about grown-up things. 03:46.000 --> 03:46.920 Okay. 03:47.000 --> 03:50.040 Well, at least Ramon reminded you that you need to put yourself first again. 03:50.119 --> 03:53.440 Yeah. Fantastic. Right when Greg starts exercising 03:53.519 --> 03:55.160 for the first time ever. 03:55.239 --> 03:57.079 -What do you mean? -He runs all of a sudden. 03:57.160 --> 03:58.480 I didn't even think he knew how. 03:58.560 --> 04:00.760 -What? Greg? -What if he has a new girlfriend now? 04:00.839 --> 04:02.640 Ah, no way. I doubt it. 04:02.720 --> 04:05.320 I mean, he probably just wants to feel good. Like you. 04:07.720 --> 04:10.119 -Wait, what is this? Look at that! -Oh. 04:10.200 --> 04:13.119 I know I swore I'd never do it in a million years, but, um… 04:13.200 --> 04:14.679 Daan really wanted to, and, uh… 04:14.760 --> 04:16.279 We're getting an airtight prenup. 04:16.360 --> 04:19.200 Oh my God, that's awful, honey. 04:19.279 --> 04:22.120 Or it's so… I'm sorry. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. 04:22.200 --> 04:24.360 I am just so happy for you guys. Wow. 04:26.000 --> 04:28.039 -Oh, sweetheart. -No, don't do it! 04:28.120 --> 04:29.680 Just sit still! 04:29.760 --> 04:32.160 -You should have told me right away. -Yeah, well… 04:32.240 --> 04:34.599 -What are you guys doing? -Wasn't the right moment. 04:34.680 --> 04:37.280 Dad, you're not done. Ten notches on the bedpost, remember? 04:37.360 --> 04:39.960 -You're only at nine. -Yeah, and nine out of ten is good too. 04:40.039 --> 04:43.080 If you got more 90s on your tests, your mother wouldn't complain. 04:43.160 --> 04:44.440 That's why we're doing this. 04:44.520 --> 04:47.039 -So you don't have to listen to her. -I'm not listening anymore. 04:47.120 --> 04:49.960 Machteld. She's 58, and she loves Jamiroquai. 04:50.039 --> 04:52.280 Oh, 58, Tess? Come on, really? 04:54.960 --> 04:57.240 -And you're sure she likes Jamiroquai? -Yep. 04:57.320 --> 04:59.280 Dad, come on. It's like you're running a marathon. 04:59.360 --> 05:01.800 There's only 100 meters left, and you just stop. 05:01.880 --> 05:03.000 Okay. 05:03.080 --> 05:05.120 This is the last one. Doing it for you. 05:05.960 --> 05:06.800 Hey, your keys. 05:07.520 --> 05:11.200 A magician? C'mon, he's only eight once. I think we can do better than that. 05:11.280 --> 05:14.039 Oh, so now you get to play the fun dad? 05:14.120 --> 05:17.479 You've always been so stingy, and now suddenly, it's a bonanza? 05:17.560 --> 05:18.520 Stingy? 05:18.599 --> 05:21.400 Yeah! You send a Zelle request whenever we go out to eat. 05:21.479 --> 05:23.640 -You wanted to share. -It's my week. I'll figure it out. 05:23.720 --> 05:24.919 Wait! No! Uh-uh, er… 05:25.000 --> 05:27.080 No. Nu-uh! Birthdays and holidays are exceptions. 05:27.160 --> 05:30.599 -We agreed to that. -Okay, maybe we should ask Jason now. 05:31.200 --> 05:33.479 -Hey! Oh, wow. -Look out. 05:34.000 --> 05:36.280 -Oh, you're such a child! -Run. Oh! 05:36.359 --> 05:37.760 -I got you. -Yep. 05:37.840 --> 05:40.359 He really is the best magician in the whole world. 05:40.440 --> 05:42.760 He can actually make animals out of balloons. 05:42.840 --> 05:44.000 How cool's that? 05:45.160 --> 05:48.599 Or… a pool party over at Uncle Mike's! 05:48.680 --> 05:50.640 -Pool party! -Yeah! 05:55.000 --> 05:57.000 Hey, hey, hey. You can be there too. 05:57.080 --> 06:00.440 Gee, thanks… for inviting me to my own son's birthday party. 06:00.520 --> 06:01.640 Bye, Mom. 06:01.720 --> 06:03.960 Hey, cut Mom a break. It's over with Ramon. 06:22.960 --> 06:26.599 Four of our five major sponsors dropped us and cut ties this week. 06:26.680 --> 06:28.840 -Oh. -Five. 06:28.919 --> 06:31.760 The invitation to that TV gala was just withdrawn. 06:31.840 --> 06:34.280 -What about the dress? -The designer wants that back too. 06:35.160 --> 06:37.680 -Ugh! -Suus posted she thinks he's disgusting. 06:37.760 --> 06:40.560 You could like that. That'd be a start, at least. 06:40.640 --> 06:44.000 Well, the best thing to do here would be to break up with him, I guess. 06:46.160 --> 06:47.720 With Mike? I love Mike! 06:48.320 --> 06:51.359 Yeah, but heartbreak isn't forever. Being cancelled is. 06:53.799 --> 06:57.919 Okay. What if I come out and say that I don't agree with my husband, 06:58.000 --> 06:59.799 But sometimes opposites attract? 07:00.320 --> 07:03.680 No, don't do that. Wait for it to blow over. A cyber coma. 07:03.760 --> 07:06.640 Look, Stevie, why are you with someone who says things like that? 07:08.520 --> 07:10.799 He doesn't mean it. Okay? It's true. 07:12.760 --> 07:13.599 Really? 07:26.239 --> 07:27.239 Mm. 07:29.039 --> 07:30.320 Hello? 07:30.400 --> 07:32.039 How come you never pick up? 07:33.039 --> 07:33.880 Tina? 07:34.880 --> 07:36.039 I deleted your number. 07:36.120 --> 07:37.400 What? Why? 07:37.479 --> 07:41.760 Well, uh… I thought that, um… after what you said about my… 07:42.400 --> 07:44.799 my one-time problem, we were taking a break for a while… 07:44.880 --> 07:45.719 Ugh. 07:45.799 --> 07:47.960 Uh, tomorrow. Can you meet like usual? 07:48.039 --> 07:50.080 Well, I don't know, that, uh… 07:50.159 --> 07:52.080 -Hey. -Hi. That's a bad idea, okay? 07:52.159 --> 07:53.039 Why's that? 07:53.120 --> 07:56.599 -You're in an open situation, right? -Yes, that's true, but uh… 07:56.680 --> 07:58.159 We're closing things up again. Sorry. 07:58.239 --> 07:59.799 Hey, come on, Daan. It's important. 07:59.880 --> 08:02.239 I've been meaning to talk to you for a while now. 08:03.080 --> 08:06.159 Okay. Okay, but we're just gonna talk. Ya hear me, Tina? 08:09.200 --> 08:12.599 -We were just supposed to talk. -Oh, yeah… Later. 08:12.679 --> 08:15.200 -This is it. The last go round, Tina. -Yeah. 08:15.280 --> 08:16.840 -Sorry. -Oh, Daan! 08:16.919 --> 08:19.560 Sorry.Yeah! 08:23.239 --> 08:24.159 Tina, listen-- 08:24.239 --> 08:27.799 -Hey, what the hell? Who is that? -What? What are you doing? 08:27.880 --> 08:29.719 -Danny? -Sweet memories, jack off. 08:29.799 --> 08:32.799 -I'll kill you. Motherfucker! -Don't… What the fuck? 08:32.880 --> 08:36.360 -What the fuck? -That asshole dumped me. Like he's great! 08:36.439 --> 08:37.280 What the fuck? 08:37.360 --> 08:39.559 Whoa! 08:39.640 --> 08:42.120 And why'd you sleep with Tina again, man? 08:42.199 --> 08:44.000 God, I don't know. 08:44.079 --> 08:45.800 Just… old habits. 08:45.880 --> 08:47.800 I guess that class was a huge waste of money. 08:47.880 --> 08:50.240 Oh. If Pam finds out, there's no way she'll marry me. 08:50.320 --> 08:52.760 I'm screwed. Things were going so well. 08:52.840 --> 08:55.160 -Can't you settle it with Bas directly? -How, exactly? 08:55.240 --> 08:57.160 Don't know. Sell him your share of the restaurant. 08:57.240 --> 08:59.079 Give him a good price. Bury the hatchet. 08:59.160 --> 09:00.800 My share is still in Pam's name. 09:00.880 --> 09:02.920 -What? Why though? -You know, I… 09:03.000 --> 09:05.199 I mean, it was a tax move, really. 09:05.280 --> 09:08.040 Yeah, but you have to make sure she gives you power of attorney. 09:08.560 --> 09:10.079 -I can't lose that share. -Whoa. 09:10.160 --> 09:12.440 Well, would you rather… be alone with your money… 09:13.520 --> 09:15.199 or broke with Pam? 09:15.280 --> 09:16.760 I need Pam. I can't lose her. 09:16.839 --> 09:19.240 Should've thought of that before you jumped into bed with Tina. 09:22.040 --> 09:25.280 Oh, there's my girl. Why don't you come outside? 09:27.400 --> 09:28.640 Everything okay? 09:29.880 --> 09:32.000 No, Mike. Everything is not okay. 09:32.079 --> 09:35.199 Come on, babe. You lost a few followers. Don't let it get you down. 09:35.280 --> 09:37.839 I start my own business, and then you have to piss all over it. 09:37.920 --> 09:39.880 I mean, you're never happy when I succeed, are you? 09:39.959 --> 09:41.320 Uh-uh. Hey, hey, hey. 09:41.400 --> 09:44.640 I think you might be struggling with my success, honey. 09:44.720 --> 09:46.839 No, Mike. I'm struggling with your new posts. 09:46.920 --> 09:49.360 They're nasty and vile. You don't mean all that stuff, do you? 09:49.440 --> 09:51.839 No, of course not. It's just a role. 09:51.920 --> 09:53.320 -It's the thing you do. -That's not. 09:53.400 --> 09:54.240 -Of course. -It's not! 09:54.320 --> 09:55.240 -It is. -It's not! 09:55.320 --> 09:56.800 We both sell bullshit, sweetie. 09:56.880 --> 10:00.800 We sell bullshit to people that… that are dumb enough to believe anything. 10:00.880 --> 10:02.839 -Hey, I have real faith in what I do. -Yeah. 10:02.920 --> 10:04.800 You hate the acai shakes you're always promoting. 10:04.880 --> 10:06.440 Yeah. That doesn't hurt anybody. 10:06.520 --> 10:09.000 No, but you tell everyone they can buy their way to happiness. 10:09.079 --> 10:10.959 -That hurts people. -'Kay, and my yoga content? 10:11.040 --> 10:12.920 I'm positive, and I motivate people to exercise. 10:13.000 --> 10:16.240 -Right, by posting in those tight clothes. -See? I had a feeling it wasn't a role! 10:16.320 --> 10:18.000 -No, hey-- -You mean all that stuff! 10:18.079 --> 10:19.600 Since when did you become a feminist? 10:19.680 --> 10:21.400 Since you started your douchebag phase! 10:21.480 --> 10:23.280 -Okay… -Mike! 10:25.320 --> 10:27.440 -I know you love me. -Of course I do, honey. 10:27.520 --> 10:30.360 Then will you prove it and stop the macho nonsense? 10:30.440 --> 10:33.360 Well, maybe you should stop. I mean, you're losing followers. 10:33.440 --> 10:35.240 I get new ones every day. Oh. 10:35.320 --> 10:36.280 Hang on a sec. 10:37.720 --> 10:38.560 Oh. 10:39.600 --> 10:41.600 Okay… It's Joost. From my old job. 10:41.680 --> 10:44.280 He might be… inviting me onto their talk show soon. 10:44.360 --> 10:45.400 Mm! 10:46.000 --> 10:48.440 Joost, hey. What's up? 10:48.520 --> 10:50.400 Oh yeah, I've got an opinion on that. Yeah. 10:50.480 --> 10:52.199 Ah, that sounds great. I'd be happy to. 10:56.520 --> 10:58.400 -Hey. -Hey, where you been? 10:58.480 --> 11:01.600 Yeah, sorry. I was just helping out. 11:01.680 --> 11:02.920 We were all over at Mike's, 11:03.000 --> 11:05.760 uh… just putting some stuff out for the party for Jason. 11:05.839 --> 11:07.320 Oh, nice. 11:07.400 --> 11:08.839 So… Hi. 11:16.480 --> 11:18.040 Y'know, lately, I've been thinking 11:18.120 --> 11:20.199 I could sell all of my shares in the restaurant. 11:20.280 --> 11:21.800 I could quote Bas a price. 11:21.880 --> 11:24.640 -Oh, really? Why? -Yeah. Well… 11:25.240 --> 11:29.480 That line of work is exhausting. It's such a slow-burn kinda business. 11:29.560 --> 11:30.920 That's what I've always said. 11:31.000 --> 11:34.800 I know. And then we'll have a load of cash left over 11:34.880 --> 11:35.839 for our honeymoon. 11:35.920 --> 11:37.640 Mm! 11:37.719 --> 11:40.880 You give me power of attorney. I'll sort everything out with the notary. 11:40.959 --> 11:41.800 -Hmm. -Okay? 11:41.880 --> 11:43.160 Wait, shouldn't I come with you? 11:43.240 --> 11:45.440 Nah, babe. You really don't need to do that. 11:45.520 --> 11:48.120 -It's just a piece of paper, right? -Oh, sweetheart. 11:48.199 --> 11:49.880 These sorts of things can be really tricky. 11:49.959 --> 11:51.920 You will definitely need a lawyer to look into it. 11:52.000 --> 11:54.199 And I happen to be an excellent one. Nice, huh? 11:55.600 --> 11:57.480 -But, sweetie. Sweetie… -Relax. 11:57.560 --> 11:59.680 I really just don't want to bother you with this. 11:59.760 --> 12:01.440 Oh, honey. 12:01.520 --> 12:05.600 We'll share everything soon. That's the only reason to get married. 12:07.199 --> 12:08.240 -So… -Yeah? 12:08.320 --> 12:09.520 I'm coming with. 12:12.000 --> 12:12.839 Yeah. 12:17.640 --> 12:19.760 Here, have a little more. 12:19.839 --> 12:22.199 -You gave me two helpings. -You have to eat. 12:22.280 --> 12:23.480 Mom, I said I'm full. 12:23.560 --> 12:25.040 I can't hear this thing. 12:25.120 --> 12:27.839 That's 'Cause you can't hear anything, Dad. Come on. 12:27.920 --> 12:29.160 What'd you say? 12:29.240 --> 12:31.480 Mm. 12:31.560 --> 12:33.719 -Who is it? -Mike. 12:33.800 --> 12:36.079 -Hey. -Hey, I've got some bad news, man. 12:36.160 --> 12:38.040 You have to find another place to have the party. 12:38.120 --> 12:41.040 -What? No, no, no, no. What's going on? -What's happening? 12:41.120 --> 12:43.640 The gardener, he, he… he spread fertilizer on the lawn, 12:43.719 --> 12:46.400 and it's probably, you know, really poisonous, so, it's uh… 12:46.480 --> 12:48.440 I'll keep 'em off the grass. Trust me. Don't worry. 12:48.520 --> 12:50.560 Yeah, but, uh, Stevie's been a little depressed. 12:50.640 --> 12:52.920 She's, uh, really struggling, and it's a bit, uh… 12:53.000 --> 12:55.040 He's lying, Greg! You and Jason are always welcome. 12:55.120 --> 12:57.280 Uh, Mike? What's going on? 12:59.000 --> 13:01.719 Okay, look. Tomorrow I have an interview on TV. 13:01.800 --> 13:04.320 -Okay, but it's at your house? -No, it's in Hilversum. 13:04.400 --> 13:06.440 And, uh, I won't be around. 13:06.520 --> 13:09.040 And, yeah, like 20 little kids in my house, it's… 13:09.120 --> 13:11.320 I can't… supervise them, you know what I mean? 13:11.400 --> 13:14.880 Mike, I promise I'll keep an eye on them. And Stevie will be there too. 13:14.959 --> 13:17.199 -Yeah… -Dude. I'm serious. 13:17.280 --> 13:19.760 If I cancel it now, Jason's never gonna wanna see me again. 13:21.520 --> 13:24.000 Okay, but you promise… no kids in my house? 13:24.079 --> 13:25.920 Ah. Okay. Yep. I promise. 13:26.560 --> 13:29.040 What really matters, huh? Your house or your friends? 13:29.120 --> 13:31.480 Yeah, keep talking. You're not paying the mortgage. 13:31.560 --> 13:33.480 Yeah, because you won't let me. 13:45.680 --> 13:46.800 Hey. 13:46.880 --> 13:48.520 Hey. Watch it. 13:50.000 --> 13:52.240 Hey. Mike, thanks. This is so chill. 13:52.320 --> 13:53.280 -I owe you. -Yeah. Sure. 13:53.360 --> 13:55.520 Well, we're just happy to have you here, Greg. 13:55.599 --> 13:57.560 -Just what you need. More sugar. -Look at you! 13:57.640 --> 13:58.480 Let's go, kids. 13:58.560 --> 14:00.599 -Hey. See you. Catch ya later. -See ya. Break a leg. 14:19.719 --> 14:21.360 Check it out. 14:24.479 --> 14:25.839 -Look at this. -Yeah. 14:25.920 --> 14:28.000 -How much did this cost? -Wasn't so bad. 14:28.959 --> 14:30.640 -It came with the swimming pool. -Oh. Yeah. 14:30.719 --> 14:31.959 -Good deal. -That was lucky. 14:36.520 --> 14:40.240 So I heard things didn't really work out with Mr., uh, Ramon. 14:40.760 --> 14:41.640 That sucks. 14:41.719 --> 14:43.560 -How'd you know that? -Our daughter. 14:43.640 --> 14:46.000 -Right. Of course. -Yeah. 14:46.079 --> 14:48.479 Ya know, I… I could probably get him arrested. 14:49.120 --> 14:51.360 -No, that's not necessary. -No? 14:51.439 --> 14:53.000 It was my decision, actually. 14:53.079 --> 14:54.439 Oh. Huh. 14:56.000 --> 14:57.240 Could be fun anyway. 15:00.360 --> 15:02.959 This party's amazing, Dad. It's the best! 15:03.520 --> 15:04.839 Hmm. Yeah. 15:05.360 --> 15:06.199 EXIT 15:12.760 --> 15:14.959 -Hey, man. Hey, Joost. -Hey. 15:15.040 --> 15:16.719 -Hey, bud. -Who would've thought, huh? 15:16.800 --> 15:18.040 -Yeah. -First, I'm getting fired. 15:18.120 --> 15:20.560 'Cause of sexism, and… and before you know it, yeah, 15:20.640 --> 15:22.040 I'm back again for an interview. 15:22.120 --> 15:24.280 Yeah, you know, I gotta say, that, uh… 15:24.360 --> 15:27.199 that course you're doing has really made a splash, no denying that, Mike. 15:27.280 --> 15:28.400 Man, oh man. 15:28.479 --> 15:31.800 Yeah, I thought maybe it was finally time that men got true support. 15:31.880 --> 15:34.560 Support? Honestly, half of the Netherlands hates you right now. 15:34.640 --> 15:37.240 Yeah, sure, but the other half loves me. 15:37.319 --> 15:39.040 I, uh… I brought, uh, something to show you. 15:39.120 --> 15:40.199 It's a format for a series. 15:40.280 --> 15:41.760 I just wanted to run it by the bosses. 15:41.839 --> 15:44.240 -Hmm. -Roosters: The Series? 15:44.319 --> 15:47.680 Yeah, see, the title is… ironic… humor. 15:47.760 --> 15:48.880 -Mm. -Yeah. 15:49.880 --> 15:52.079 -Can Mr. Mulder come to makeup? -Yeah. 15:52.160 --> 15:55.000 -We're live in ten minutes. -Yes, got it. No, that's for you. 16:03.599 --> 16:05.000 "Roosters: The Series." 16:11.199 --> 16:12.240 -Sweetie… -Hmm? 16:12.319 --> 16:16.599 Um, listen. Things might get kinda weird between me and Bas today. 16:16.680 --> 16:17.920 Oh, why's that? 16:18.000 --> 16:21.240 Well, uh… when we opened our relationship, I had sex with Tina. 16:25.319 --> 16:26.240 What? 16:26.839 --> 16:30.040 Uh, she was always flirty with me, and, uh… 16:30.560 --> 16:34.000 you wanted me to look around and have fun, so it just happened one night. 16:34.079 --> 16:37.120 Yeah, but… But your partner's wife? C'mon, Daan. 16:37.199 --> 16:38.479 Ah, There you are. 16:38.560 --> 16:40.120 -Ah. -Afternoon. Are we ready? 16:40.199 --> 16:41.680 -Maarten. Yeah. -Of course. 16:45.839 --> 16:46.880 Hi. 16:46.959 --> 16:49.359 So, we're here to conduct the sale of certain shares 16:49.439 --> 16:52.120 in your restaurant in which you both hold a 50% stake. 16:52.199 --> 16:55.560 -Yeah. We share everything. Even my wife. -Guys, hey… 16:55.640 --> 16:58.920 So you knew? That they screwed? Because they didn't tell me. 16:59.000 --> 17:00.560 Bas, let's just be professional here. 17:00.640 --> 17:02.800 He could have any damn woman he wants, but he takes mine. 17:02.880 --> 17:04.560 Hey, she took me, okay? 17:04.639 --> 17:06.159 Good. On to the transaction. 17:07.240 --> 17:08.760 First, take a look at the agreement. 17:08.839 --> 17:09.680 Fine. 17:09.760 --> 17:13.119 -You're completely fine with this, Pam? -Bas, shit happens. Right? 17:13.200 --> 17:16.520 Jesus, blame monogamy. It's a flawed and problematic construct. 17:16.599 --> 17:18.599 Yes. Yeah, I definitely agree with that. 17:18.680 --> 17:21.480 Yeah? So you're okay with two years of him screwing Tina? 17:22.000 --> 17:24.599 Two years? 17:24.680 --> 17:25.960 Yeah. 17:26.040 --> 17:28.840 -That's what she told me anyway. -You mean you were cheating? 17:28.919 --> 17:30.720 Don't you have an open relationship? 17:30.800 --> 17:33.720 -Yeah. -Yeah. As of three months ago. 17:36.159 --> 17:38.600 Pam, Pam… It's… it's not what it sounds li-- 17:38.680 --> 17:41.399 Sorry, I'm afraid if Pam doesn't sign this, 17:41.480 --> 17:43.360 I'll have to take the deal off the table. 17:44.120 --> 17:45.280 Yep. 17:48.399 --> 17:50.640 Mike Mulder, influencer and life coach. 17:50.720 --> 17:52.240 Welcome. How are you? 17:52.320 --> 17:54.240 Great. Very good. Excellent. Uh… 17:54.320 --> 17:58.000 Since I proudly embraced my manhood, I'm back to my old self again. 17:58.080 --> 18:00.640 Right, you're referring to your course, uh, "Back to Being Cocky." 18:00.720 --> 18:02.000 Yeah. 18:02.080 --> 18:05.000 Don't you think it's a little late to be battling feminism, Mike? 18:05.080 --> 18:07.480 Well, I have no problem with feminism. 18:08.000 --> 18:10.800 The more female energy, the better. 18:10.880 --> 18:14.680 However, I just reject the idea that men should act like women. 18:14.760 --> 18:16.919 -Explain that. -Well, uh… 18:17.000 --> 18:19.320 Why can't we own up to the fact women and men are different? 18:19.399 --> 18:20.880 It doesn't have to be negative. 18:20.960 --> 18:22.480 Can you give us an example? 18:22.560 --> 18:25.679 Sure, just look at our roles right now. I'm talking, and you're interviewing. 18:26.440 --> 18:27.760 -Yeah. -So why is that? 18:28.840 --> 18:30.480 Hmm? Is it because most women 18:30.560 --> 18:33.360 actually tend to be better at asking questions, 18:33.440 --> 18:36.080 and most men are better at giving answers. 18:36.159 --> 18:39.679 I'm sorry, but you're… I mean, c'mon, you gotta be joking, Mike. 18:40.280 --> 18:42.960 Well, what do you think? Here's my main point, 'kay? 18:43.480 --> 18:48.520 Men have always had strong, masculine role models. Right? 18:49.040 --> 18:50.360 But now that's forbidden. 18:50.440 --> 18:53.080 And that's why we're all a little bit confused. 18:53.159 --> 18:55.399 -Men are the victims in your view? -Well… 18:55.480 --> 18:59.360 Here's the crux of my message for you, and, uh… and, yeah, actually 18:59.440 --> 19:01.480 to… all, uh… the audience. 19:01.560 --> 19:03.640 We're equal, yes, but we're not the same. 19:03.720 --> 19:06.200 -Do all men agree with this, Mike? -Oh yeah, and women too. 19:06.280 --> 19:08.159 You'd never believe how many emails I get 19:08.240 --> 19:10.200 every single day from women who are longing 19:10.280 --> 19:12.000 for the dudes in their life to bend them over 19:12.080 --> 19:13.760 and take them the old-fashioned way. 19:13.840 --> 19:16.280 -Look, it's true… -Miss Stevie! Come here! 19:16.760 --> 19:17.960 They're in the house! 19:18.040 --> 19:20.800 Miss Stevie, there are kids with water pistols inside the house. 19:20.880 --> 19:22.480 -What should I do. -Eh, it's okay. 19:22.560 --> 19:25.159 Wait, Miss Stevie. Mr. Mike said no kids inside. 19:25.240 --> 19:27.480 Mike says stupid things, Andrea. 19:27.560 --> 19:30.640 Hurry up, there are kids inside with water guns. We have to get them! 19:30.720 --> 19:33.240 -You go left, I go right. -Yep. Okay. Out. Come on. 19:33.320 --> 19:34.679 Get out of here. 19:34.760 --> 19:37.560 Uh, no, no. Hey, no. Not with that water gun. Oh… 19:37.640 --> 19:40.520 Not the squirt guns. Come on. Get outside. 19:40.600 --> 19:43.800 Hey, hey, hey. Come on out! I'm serious. Hey, what the…? Ugh… 19:43.880 --> 19:45.679 What? What? 19:46.640 --> 19:48.919 -What are you doing? Wait. No. -No. Hey. 19:49.000 --> 19:50.480 That's not yours. Okay? 19:50.560 --> 19:52.720 You look great, though. 19:53.240 --> 19:54.240 Wanna try it? 19:54.320 --> 19:56.560 Right. I wouldn't be able to fit one leg in there. 20:00.960 --> 20:03.320 -Make you think of…? -You mean that time… 20:03.399 --> 20:05.520 "Oh, Greg, take me." 20:05.600 --> 20:07.000 "I need it." 20:07.080 --> 20:08.560 -I didn't… -Yeah? 20:08.640 --> 20:10.440 It's so embarrassing. I don't wanna… 20:11.320 --> 20:12.840 I should have done it, though. 20:14.360 --> 20:15.200 What? 20:16.240 --> 20:19.000 I should've taken every part of you. Really. I… 20:19.080 --> 20:21.679 I mean, you were totally right. The effort wasn't there. 20:21.760 --> 20:23.560 I thought everything would be fine. 20:24.360 --> 20:25.640 I'm sorry, baby. 20:37.040 --> 20:38.200 Oh yeah, that's it. 20:41.200 --> 20:43.320 -Oh my God, I missed you! -Yeah, me too. 20:45.240 --> 20:46.880 Yeah. Oh! Like that! 20:46.960 --> 20:47.880 -Mm! -Oh! 20:51.480 --> 20:52.480 Shh. 20:55.159 --> 20:57.280 -And your wife. Um, Stevie? -Yeah. 20:57.360 --> 20:59.280 What does she think about your views? 20:59.360 --> 21:02.480 She completely agrees with me. And Stevie's always been… 21:02.560 --> 21:05.120 -Very successful on her own. -Mm. 21:05.200 --> 21:07.399 Clearly, my wife was never much for weak men. 21:07.480 --> 21:10.440 Weak men? Isn't that painting with a broad stroke and… 21:10.520 --> 21:11.800 What? 21:12.880 --> 21:14.520 Okay. Um… 21:14.600 --> 21:17.840 Mike, we actually have Stevie live. 21:17.919 --> 21:20.080 She just called in on our studio phone. 21:20.159 --> 21:21.520 Stevie. 21:22.120 --> 21:23.200 Hello. 21:23.280 --> 21:24.679 Hey, honey. Mm. 21:24.760 --> 21:27.159 Mike, I can't do this anymore. 21:27.919 --> 21:28.800 What? 21:28.880 --> 21:31.520 I can't be with a man who's peddling this kind of crap. 21:31.600 --> 21:34.360 You just spoke to men that can't handle a strong woman, 21:34.440 --> 21:37.080 and you created a business model out of their misogyny. 21:37.159 --> 21:39.159 I can't believe how pathetic that is. 21:39.240 --> 21:41.800 Hey, sweetheart. Why don't we just talk about this later? 21:41.880 --> 21:44.159 I used to find that macho stuff really attractive, 21:44.240 --> 21:46.000 but everything's changing, honey. 21:47.080 --> 21:48.080 I'm sorry, Mike. 21:48.159 --> 21:51.200 But I know that if I stay with you, I'll end up losing myself. 21:52.760 --> 21:53.840 This is over. 22:09.760 --> 22:11.159 Mm. 22:26.600 --> 22:28.360 Well, I think I have, uh… everything. 22:30.040 --> 22:33.280 Just text me… if I forgot something, and I'll swing by. 22:33.360 --> 22:35.200 I'll just put it in the garbage. 22:40.320 --> 22:43.000 -Uh, Pam, I-- -I've got something for you. 22:43.919 --> 22:44.960 Hmm? 22:50.880 --> 22:52.040 Put it under warm water. 23:22.600 --> 23:24.120 Hey, sweetheart. Uh… 23:24.200 --> 23:25.960 -Hey, Dad. -Back a little early? 23:26.040 --> 23:28.080 Yeah. Who's in there? 23:28.159 --> 23:29.280 Uh… 23:30.080 --> 23:32.880 -Mm. Um… -Ten women? Oh my God! 23:32.960 --> 23:34.439 I'm so proud of you, Dad! 23:34.520 --> 23:37.000 -You're officially over Mom. Yay! -Mm. 23:37.080 --> 23:38.000 Hey, honey. 23:39.439 --> 23:41.439 Are we celebrating? 23:43.520 --> 23:46.360 I just need to put some clothes on, and let's order a pizza yeah? 23:46.439 --> 23:47.480 Mm. 23:49.679 --> 23:51.080 All that work, and then you do this? 23:51.159 --> 23:53.200 You do realize this means you have to start over? 23:53.280 --> 23:57.120 No, it's completely different now. She's so much sweeter, and the sex… 23:57.200 --> 23:59.480 -Oh. No, stop. Mm! -It was a three-round knockout. 23:59.560 --> 24:00.840 In bed. In the shower… 24:00.919 --> 24:02.240 Oh, wait, Tess… 24:03.120 --> 24:05.000 I need my Tinder account deactivated. 24:05.720 --> 24:06.880 Hold on. 24:07.399 --> 24:09.439 Or maybe just pause it. You never know. 24:12.800 --> 24:15.320 Thanks for the party, Dad. It was awesome. 24:15.399 --> 24:16.880 -Thank Mom. -Thanks, Mom. 24:16.960 --> 24:20.720 Mm-hmm. Here, let me sit down. Of course, sweetie. C'mon. Bedtime. 24:20.800 --> 24:23.159 -I can't believe Lexi won today. -Won what? 24:23.240 --> 24:26.480 Hide-and-seek. She was in Uncle Mike's bedroom the whole time. 24:28.080 --> 24:30.640 She didn't get scared that she was all alone? 24:30.720 --> 24:32.880 No, because you guys were there too. 24:36.200 --> 24:37.439 She said you were fighting. 24:37.520 --> 24:39.720 -Fighting? -Uh, no. 24:39.800 --> 24:43.159 She said that you were cursing super loud and that you gave Mom a spanking. 24:44.480 --> 24:48.240 Uh. All right, remind Lexi to save her imagination for story time, okay? 24:48.320 --> 24:50.360 -Yeah. Sleep tight, baby. -Okay, go to sleep. 24:50.439 --> 24:52.439 Sleep tight. 24:55.000 --> 24:56.439 -Damn you, Lexi. -Not good. 24:56.520 --> 24:59.360 -We were fighting. -I know. I feel terrible! 24:59.439 --> 25:00.840 Oh man. 25:03.280 --> 25:04.960 We gonna talk about today? 25:05.040 --> 25:06.919 I just found you very attractive. 25:07.840 --> 25:08.720 Yeah, likewise. 25:09.800 --> 25:10.640 And now? 25:10.720 --> 25:12.040 Oh, definitely. 25:12.120 --> 25:14.320 God, it's so stupid that it works when we're not together, 25:14.399 --> 25:15.919 but the second we actually decide to-- 25:16.000 --> 25:18.800 Yeah, sometimes you have to get away first… to come back. 25:20.240 --> 25:23.399 Oh my God. #GoodLifeWithStevie. 25:23.480 --> 25:25.240 Nah. My mother. 25:25.320 --> 25:26.399 Oh! 25:30.480 --> 25:32.120 All right. What now? What's the plan? 25:33.000 --> 25:34.199 Yeah, I don't know. 25:35.360 --> 25:39.080 If we get back together, we might… we might get bored again. 25:41.320 --> 25:43.439 Yeah, but I don't wanna be separated either. 25:44.000 --> 25:46.159 No. You're right. 25:48.800 --> 25:50.439 So? 25:50.520 --> 25:51.360 Yeah, so… 25:51.919 --> 25:52.960 Um… 25:54.320 --> 25:55.439 Do you think… 25:56.040 --> 25:59.240 is an open relationship an option for us? 25:59.760 --> 26:02.960 -Uh… oh… Greg! -Yeah. Uh… 26:05.480 --> 26:06.480 Mm? 26:14.080 --> 26:15.240 I'm back. 26:18.720 --> 26:20.159 There she is! 26:20.240 --> 26:22.760 Honey, that little stunt was a stroke of genius! 26:22.840 --> 26:26.600 I didn't get it at first, but… …God, that was so clever. 26:26.679 --> 26:30.240 Here. Wait a sec. We're trending, honey! 26:30.320 --> 26:32.600 You've got your status back as a women's empowerment guru, 26:32.679 --> 26:35.399 and, well, my course is, uh, blowin' up! 26:35.480 --> 26:36.480 Uh… 26:38.120 --> 26:40.919 -Where are you off to? -I'm leaving. 26:41.000 --> 26:42.439 C'mon, really? 26:43.600 --> 26:44.679 Sweetheart. 26:45.320 --> 26:47.159 Look, being with you has taught me a lot. 26:47.240 --> 26:49.199 Really, thanks to you, I found my independence. 26:49.280 --> 26:52.600 Otherwise, I might've wound up just laying out by the pool forever. 26:53.240 --> 26:54.399 Seriously. Thank you. 26:54.919 --> 26:56.439 Uh… 27:01.360 --> 27:02.880 Okay. 27:05.159 --> 27:08.240 -We can go back to how things were. -Yeah, I don't want that. 27:09.960 --> 27:11.240 Mm. 27:15.760 --> 27:16.679 Mm. 27:16.760 --> 27:18.280 Sorry. 27:18.360 --> 27:21.480 -Andrea, you're leaving too? -Women support women, okay? 27:21.560 --> 27:24.000 But I've been your meal ticket. You work for me. 27:24.080 --> 27:27.360 No, listen, I used to work for you. And, sorry, but I work for her now. 27:36.520 --> 27:39.240 What does it really mean to be a man? 27:42.120 --> 27:44.840 The masculine man is a sick man. 27:44.919 --> 27:47.120 And if we surrender our privilege, 27:48.520 --> 27:51.040 let go of our ambition and aggression, 27:52.120 --> 27:55.040 begin to acknowledge our true vulnerability, 27:55.120 --> 27:57.880 learn how to forgive ourselves and others, 27:57.960 --> 28:01.360 devote ourselves to caring for our children, 28:01.439 --> 28:03.880 none of that will diminish our manhood. 28:03.960 --> 28:06.919 The hyper-masculine man who dominated the past, 28:07.000 --> 28:09.679 the man obsessed with power, strength, and success, 28:09.760 --> 28:11.919 that man has no place in our future. 28:15.480 --> 28:17.640 It's crucial that we model behaviors 28:17.720 --> 28:20.120 that have traditionally been considered feminine. 28:21.600 --> 28:24.199 Because those are part of us too. 28:25.679 --> 28:28.000 We're not there yet, but we're on the journey. 28:28.080 --> 28:32.760 The journey from unfeeling, insensitive man… to a new kind of man. 28:32.840 --> 28:34.439 That's where we're headed. 28:35.399 --> 28:36.560 Good luck, gentlemen. 28:46.080 --> 28:51.560 Check it out! The two of us are now… officially enlightened, deconstructed men. 28:51.639 --> 28:52.480 Boom. 28:52.560 --> 28:55.280 Dude, you're back with your ex. You should ask for a refund. 28:55.959 --> 28:59.000 But there's one for you. Here you go, man. 28:59.080 --> 29:00.120 Hey! 29:00.199 --> 29:03.280 Great, that's nice, I'll put it up next to my scuba certificate on the wall. 29:03.360 --> 29:07.399 Give it a rest. That stupid course was just a totally backward view of men. 29:07.480 --> 29:09.120 The course was? Or we are? 29:09.199 --> 29:11.000 Come on. 29:12.080 --> 29:13.240 Oh. Here. 29:13.320 --> 29:14.919 You must be Mike Mulder. 29:15.520 --> 29:16.919 Yes, ma'am. And you are? 29:19.040 --> 29:20.959 -Oh! -Fucking asshole. 29:21.040 --> 29:22.520 Whoa. What the fuck? 29:22.600 --> 29:24.399 Whoa, calm down. 29:24.480 --> 29:26.000 Ah, shoot. Son of a bitch. 29:27.639 --> 29:30.120 I hate to say it, but you might have had this coming. 29:30.199 --> 29:32.919 -Come on. -Sorry. I'm just being honest. 29:33.000 --> 29:35.639 ♪ The boys watch the girls While the girls watch the boys ♪ 29:35.720 --> 29:37.959 ♪ Who watch the girls go by ♪ 29:38.959 --> 29:40.679 -Ah. -♪ Eye to eye… ♪ 29:40.760 --> 29:42.399 Really? Nothing? 29:42.480 --> 29:44.520 -Not even a whistle? -Eh. 29:44.600 --> 29:47.600 Well, looks like that course wasn't a complete waste, after all. 29:47.679 --> 29:49.240 -Hey. -Huh? 29:50.120 --> 29:51.520 Okay, guys, let's do this! 29:51.600 --> 29:52.720 Yes, come on, boys. 29:52.800 --> 29:55.560 -Bring it. -I'll eat you alive! 29:57.919 --> 29:59.439 ♪ Guys talk ♪ 29:59.520 --> 30:00.919 ♪ Girl talk ♪ 30:01.000 --> 30:03.360 ♪ It happens everywhere ♪ 30:04.080 --> 30:05.679 ♪ Eyes watch ♪ 30:05.760 --> 30:07.000 ♪ Girls walk ♪ 30:07.080 --> 30:10.639 ♪ With tender lovin' care ♪ 30:10.720 --> 30:12.600 ♪ It's keepin' track of the pack ♪ 30:12.679 --> 30:14.000 ♪ Watching them watching back ♪ 30:14.080 --> 30:16.240 ♪ That makes the world go round ♪ 30:17.600 --> 30:19.840 ♪ What's that sound? ♪ 30:19.919 --> 30:23.240 ♪ Each time you hear A loud collective sigh ♪ 30:23.320 --> 30:25.800 ♪ They're making music to watch girls by ♪ 30:50.120 --> 30:51.600 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 30:52.199 --> 30:56.000 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 30:56.600 --> 30:58.600 ♪ Watch the girls go by ♪ 30:59.679 --> 31:02.120 ♪ Watch the girls go by ♪ 31:02.679 --> 31:04.919 ♪ Watch the girls go by ♪ , la, la, la ♪