WEBVTT 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:12.719 align:center Brothers, there is nothing wrong with femininity. 00:00:12.799 --> 00:00:14.719 align:center I'm for femininity. 00:00:14.799 --> 00:00:17.960 align:center Making us less masculine? I'm not all right with that! 00:00:18.040 --> 00:00:20.439 align:center We have to get back to ourselves! That's right! 00:00:20.520 --> 00:00:23.920 align:center It's time for us to no longer feel shame for who we are. 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:27.279 align:center For having hair on our chest, for having sweat under our arms. 00:00:27.360 --> 00:00:29.320 align:center We need to feel like men again. 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:38.800 align:center ROOSTERS 00:00:38.879 --> 00:00:40.760 align:center -Please, come on, sweetie. -No. 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:42.600 align:center Please don't make this harder than it is. 00:00:42.680 --> 00:00:44.120 align:center I don't want you to go. 00:00:44.199 --> 00:00:45.760 align:center I want Dad to go. 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:47.640 align:center -You wanna say something? -Me? 00:00:47.720 --> 00:00:49.559 align:center -Yeah. -It's your idea. 00:00:50.199 --> 00:00:52.960 align:center -Uh… look, sweeties, come and sit down. -No. 00:00:53.040 --> 00:00:54.760 align:center -Yes, come on. Come sit. -No! 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:57.400 align:center You too. Come on. Listen. 00:00:57.480 --> 00:00:59.680 align:center You remember the story about the bird and the nest? 00:00:59.760 --> 00:01:00.640 align:center Mm. 00:01:00.720 --> 00:01:01.760 align:center This is our nest, right? 00:01:01.839 --> 00:01:04.000 align:center All of us. It's yours and yours. 00:01:04.080 --> 00:01:05.000 align:center It's mine. 00:01:05.080 --> 00:01:06.080 align:center It's your dad's. 00:01:06.160 --> 00:01:08.320 align:center But sometimes it's better 00:01:08.399 --> 00:01:11.320 align:center if Mom and Dad don't both live in the nest together. 00:01:11.399 --> 00:01:14.240 align:center And Dad's gonna take super good care of both of you. Hmm? 00:01:14.320 --> 00:01:16.320 align:center -He's taking us to McDonalds. -Oh no. Don't! 00:01:16.399 --> 00:01:17.479 align:center That's between us. 00:01:18.119 --> 00:01:21.000 align:center Uh, no. Honey, no one's going to McDonalds. 00:01:21.080 --> 00:01:23.520 align:center Because Dad wants you to eat healthy too. Doesn't he? 00:01:23.600 --> 00:01:25.720 align:center -Yeah. -And we get to go to the movies. 00:01:25.800 --> 00:01:27.200 align:center Dad promised us. 00:01:29.600 --> 00:01:31.240 align:center Ah, seriously? 00:01:31.880 --> 00:01:32.960 align:center On a school night? 00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:37.320 align:center Yeah, well, uh, I'm trying to make sure that my son does not hate me, yeah? 00:01:43.199 --> 00:01:45.280 align:center Yes! Yeah! 00:01:45.360 --> 00:01:47.080 align:center -Whoo! -Where you been all day? 00:01:47.800 --> 00:01:49.040 align:center With your new girlfriend? 00:01:49.119 --> 00:01:51.119 align:center Ah, that's where all your energy went, huh? 00:01:51.199 --> 00:01:53.960 align:center Right. Tell us what happened with Anouk. You finally get some? 00:01:54.039 --> 00:01:57.559 align:center The first month is the best. You can't keep your hands off each other. 00:01:57.640 --> 00:01:59.440 align:center -Nothin' beats the first month. -Mm. 00:01:59.520 --> 00:02:02.119 align:center -Yeah. Absolutely, absolutely. So? Huh? -Oh. 00:02:02.199 --> 00:02:04.399 align:center It was fine. 00:02:06.199 --> 00:02:08.000 align:center Sorry. But fine? 00:02:08.079 --> 00:02:10.120 align:center Yeah. Like I said, it was fine. 00:02:10.199 --> 00:02:13.799 align:center Wait a sec. Sex can be anything, Ivo. But not "fine." 00:02:13.880 --> 00:02:16.080 align:center -Uh, I mean, it was a bit vanilla, but… -Oh man. 00:02:16.160 --> 00:02:17.480 align:center As in, roll over and sleep? 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:19.920 align:center -Sorta. -And Anouk, what… what did she say? 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:20.920 align:center Mm. 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:22.560 align:center We didn't talk about it. 00:02:22.640 --> 00:02:25.560 align:center You have to talk about it, Ief. Didn't you learn from that course? 00:02:25.640 --> 00:02:28.640 align:center That was such bullshit. Come on. Saying it's all about feelings now? 00:02:28.720 --> 00:02:30.440 align:center -And the sex isn't important? -Yup. 00:02:30.519 --> 00:02:32.840 align:center It's such shit. It's nature. You can't fool nature. 00:02:32.920 --> 00:02:33.760 align:center Exactly. 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:35.720 align:center Ief, you have to talk to her about it. 00:02:35.799 --> 00:02:37.640 align:center Openness is important. 00:02:37.720 --> 00:02:39.680 align:center Yeah. Just ask Pam, huh? 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:43.720 align:center -Hoping this leads to better sex. -There he goes. 00:02:43.799 --> 00:02:45.400 align:center Come on. Free course! Better sex! 00:02:53.440 --> 00:02:56.679 align:center Oh yeah. And Jason has his, uh, presentation tomorrow. 00:02:56.760 --> 00:02:59.360 align:center He absolutely cannot bring tomatoes to school. 00:02:59.440 --> 00:03:00.840 align:center So, no tomatoes. 00:03:02.760 --> 00:03:05.560 align:center Wait. He throws them in class. 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:07.600 align:center Ready? Shall we? 00:03:07.679 --> 00:03:10.320 align:center I… Sorry, no. I'm actually trying to book a hotel. 00:03:10.399 --> 00:03:12.160 align:center -It's a bit… -Why? 00:03:12.239 --> 00:03:13.360 align:center Just stay at my place. 00:03:13.959 --> 00:03:16.160 align:center Isn't that a bit fast? 00:03:16.239 --> 00:03:17.720 align:center We can do it in a real bed for once. 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:23.200 align:center Okay. That's sweet. 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:24.799 align:center Okay, 30. Let's go. 00:03:24.880 --> 00:03:25.799 align:center Thirty? 00:03:29.440 --> 00:03:30.959 align:center Honey? 00:03:31.799 --> 00:03:34.720 align:center Do you know what this is? It was charged to my credit card. 00:03:34.799 --> 00:03:36.000 align:center My credit card. 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:38.480 align:center Your credit card, my account. 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:40.959 align:center Are you checking up on me now? 00:03:41.040 --> 00:03:43.880 align:center Five hundred euros for carnivore protein. 00:03:43.959 --> 00:03:46.600 align:center I never questioned what you bought with my credit card. 00:03:46.679 --> 00:03:48.799 align:center Well, you could have, you know? I'm not hiding anything. 00:03:48.880 --> 00:03:50.000 align:center And neither am I. 00:03:50.079 --> 00:03:51.239 align:center So what is it? 00:03:53.440 --> 00:03:55.280 align:center It's for my… for my course. 00:03:56.320 --> 00:03:59.399 align:center -The one against toxic masculinity? -Yeah. They, uh… 00:03:59.480 --> 00:04:00.959 align:center It's, uh… medication. 00:04:01.040 --> 00:04:03.480 align:center Kind of like those acai shakes you get, remember? 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:04.760 align:center -Expensive. -Yeah. 00:04:04.839 --> 00:04:08.839 align:center But… it costs a whole lot of money… to become a new man. 00:04:12.920 --> 00:04:14.600 align:center MEREL CITY DRIVING SCHOOL 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:19.519 align:center Hmm. 00:04:28.440 --> 00:04:30.000 align:center Hi, sweetie. 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:35.039 align:center Mi casa es su casa. 00:04:41.880 --> 00:04:43.599 align:center -Thank you. -Yeah, sure. 00:04:44.479 --> 00:04:45.760 align:center Mm. 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:48.120 align:center Hmm? 00:04:48.640 --> 00:04:49.800 align:center It's good, right? 00:04:49.880 --> 00:04:51.880 align:center I'm usually pretty strict about calories, but 00:04:52.599 --> 00:04:54.720 align:center I added some extra cream cheese in it. 00:04:57.560 --> 00:04:58.800 align:center We'll have to burn it off later. 00:04:59.479 --> 00:05:00.520 align:center Mm. 00:05:02.840 --> 00:05:03.840 align:center Hmm. 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:06.280 align:center Mm. 00:05:07.520 --> 00:05:08.720 align:center Ooh. 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:10.120 align:center It's time for the news. 00:05:10.200 --> 00:05:12.200 align:center Welcome to Hollywood Insider Today. 00:05:12.280 --> 00:05:14.520 align:center It's official that Jennifer Thompson will be starring 00:05:14.599 --> 00:05:16.360 align:center in the new movie based on the hit toy. 00:05:16.440 --> 00:05:18.160 align:center Boys will be boys. 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:20.680 align:center -Things are good, right? -Mm. Absolutely. 00:05:21.440 --> 00:05:25.000 align:center Nothing better than a relationship based on trust. 00:05:25.080 --> 00:05:26.120 align:center Hmm. 00:05:26.840 --> 00:05:32.160 align:center Which is why I think maybe we don't have to be so strict with all our rules. 00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:34.160 align:center What rules? 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:37.640 align:center Well, for example, we have a rule 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:40.760 align:center that says we can't date the same person twice. 00:05:41.280 --> 00:05:42.359 align:center That's a silly one. 00:05:43.840 --> 00:05:47.000 align:center Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? 00:05:47.080 --> 00:05:51.280 align:center Uh, no, well, there's a man who wanted to see me again, and I thought that… 00:05:51.359 --> 00:05:53.080 align:center No. No, no, no, Pam. 00:05:53.160 --> 00:05:55.680 align:center No, no. We have a very clear agreement about this. Hold on. 00:05:55.760 --> 00:05:57.400 align:center -Yeah, I-- -Wait here. 00:05:58.359 --> 00:06:03.479 align:center Article 7.2, "No multiple dates with the same person." 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:06.800 align:center Yes, but that's why I thought we could have some flexibility with it. 00:06:06.880 --> 00:06:08.520 align:center -I have a feeling-- -Are you in love? 00:06:09.640 --> 00:06:11.960 align:center I knew it. I knew this would happen. You're in love with him. 00:06:12.039 --> 00:06:14.160 align:center No, that's not what's happening. Trust me on that. 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:16.720 align:center -A contract is a contract, Pam. -Mm-hmm. 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:18.760 align:center -You, of all people, should know that. -Mm-hmm. 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:23.840 align:center -I like being with you. -Mm. Yeah. 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:27.039 align:center Like we've known each other for years. 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:28.760 align:center Mm. 00:06:30.080 --> 00:06:33.039 align:center Yes, I, uh… feel the same way. 00:06:35.520 --> 00:06:37.080 align:center And, um… 00:06:39.039 --> 00:06:40.400 align:center -In bed? -Yeah. 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:42.440 align:center It's really nice. 00:06:43.720 --> 00:06:44.799 align:center Nice? 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:47.400 align:center -You don't think it's nice? -Hmm. 00:06:48.080 --> 00:06:52.440 align:center No, I just think it could be more… I mean, it could be a little… 00:06:53.080 --> 00:06:54.359 align:center Tender? 00:06:55.200 --> 00:06:56.840 align:center -No… -Loving? 00:06:56.919 --> 00:06:58.000 align:center Exciting? 00:06:58.599 --> 00:06:59.520 align:center Oh. 00:07:00.400 --> 00:07:02.400 align:center Um, just something different. 00:07:03.880 --> 00:07:04.720 align:center Like what? 00:07:06.640 --> 00:07:07.880 align:center I don't know. 00:07:07.960 --> 00:07:09.039 align:center Um… 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:14.320 align:center Um… like, do it… by the fire? 00:07:14.400 --> 00:07:16.080 align:center On a rug? 00:07:16.599 --> 00:07:17.719 align:center Mm. 00:07:18.599 --> 00:07:19.960 align:center Or in the bath? 00:07:20.799 --> 00:07:23.080 align:center With candles lit all around us? 00:07:23.159 --> 00:07:25.400 align:center A bubble bath? 00:07:26.200 --> 00:07:30.599 align:center It's not, um… I meant more… uh… spontaneous. 00:07:35.840 --> 00:07:38.239 align:center Okay, never mind. Um… 00:07:38.960 --> 00:07:40.919 align:center It's, uh… It's… fine. 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:43.479 align:center Really. It's fine. 00:07:46.799 --> 00:07:48.280 align:center I had this friend, and she… 00:07:49.479 --> 00:07:51.120 align:center she would sometimes do it 00:07:51.200 --> 00:07:52.320 align:center in the restaurant. 00:07:52.400 --> 00:07:54.239 align:center In the bathroom. Spontaneously. 00:08:01.080 --> 00:08:03.479 align:center -Okay. Here, sit down. -No. 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:05.560 align:center -That feels gross. -Oh. Uh… 00:08:08.440 --> 00:08:10.280 align:center Okay. Take me. 00:08:10.359 --> 00:08:11.640 align:center -Oh, yes… -Hurry. 00:08:11.719 --> 00:08:12.679 align:center Oh, Jesus. 00:08:12.760 --> 00:08:14.840 align:center -Hello? -Yeah? 00:08:15.799 --> 00:08:16.960 align:center One sec. 00:08:17.039 --> 00:08:18.440 align:center Okay, let's go. 00:08:22.960 --> 00:08:24.280 align:center -This is more exciting. -Yeah. 00:08:24.919 --> 00:08:27.599 align:center -Oh God, it's making me so hot. -Hey! 00:08:28.679 --> 00:08:30.080 align:center Come on, keep going. 00:08:30.159 --> 00:08:33.280 align:center -This is the accessible bathroom. -Keep going. I think this is so exciting. 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:35.319 align:center -Don't you? -Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:39.320 align:center -Shh! Shh! -Are you close? 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:50.400 align:center Is it raining? 00:08:54.560 --> 00:08:57.440 align:center -It's not working. -Try untying the laces first. 00:08:57.520 --> 00:08:59.280 align:center With Anouk, I mean. 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:01.280 align:center She's really great, and I'm just an asshole. 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:04.520 align:center I'm… just a superficial asshole. 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:06.120 align:center Cool. So you're ready for another date? 00:09:07.280 --> 00:09:10.720 align:center Here. Tamara. She's 43 and a divorced mother. 00:09:10.800 --> 00:09:12.839 align:center I can't date someone. I have to break up with Anouk. 00:09:12.920 --> 00:09:14.079 align:center You didn't do that yet? 00:09:14.160 --> 00:09:16.959 align:center -And break her heart? -It's not hard. I can do it for you. 00:09:17.040 --> 00:09:18.160 align:center Nah. 00:09:19.040 --> 00:09:23.600 align:center Anouk, this is possibly one of the hardest moments since… 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:27.000 align:center Yeah, since my wife… 00:09:27.760 --> 00:09:31.520 align:center I think you're really special… but I'm really scared. 00:09:32.120 --> 00:09:35.520 align:center I'm scared to love you because I know that I could lose you. 00:09:36.600 --> 00:09:37.800 align:center Jeez, Tess. 00:09:37.880 --> 00:09:40.120 align:center And I just couldn't handle that. 00:09:40.680 --> 00:09:43.720 align:center If we're meant for each other, we'll get back together. Really. 00:09:43.800 --> 00:09:44.800 align:center Hmm. 00:09:45.680 --> 00:09:48.320 align:center But you have to give me time. Out of love. 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:53.880 align:center Great, do that, and I'll set your date. 00:10:10.160 --> 00:10:12.400 align:center -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. -Hmm? 00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:13.920 align:center See that man there? 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:17.320 align:center -Don't look! Don't look! -Well, you said, "See that man there?" 00:10:17.400 --> 00:10:19.360 align:center He keeps giving me tickets. 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:23.360 align:center -Right there? -Don't point. Don't point. 00:10:26.880 --> 00:10:28.000 align:center Hey, no! 00:10:33.160 --> 00:10:36.199 align:center -What are you doing here? -Working out. Why? 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:38.400 align:center Why else? 00:10:39.120 --> 00:10:42.000 align:center Oh right. You come here for other reasons. Hmm? 00:10:42.079 --> 00:10:43.720 align:center Since when do you work out? 00:10:44.199 --> 00:10:47.520 align:center Well, if I'm on the market, I'm gonna need to get into shape. 00:10:48.800 --> 00:10:50.480 align:center Enough with the tickets. You need to stop. 00:10:50.560 --> 00:10:52.880 align:center If he follows the traffic laws. 00:10:57.680 --> 00:10:59.400 align:center He won't bother you anymore. 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:03.839 align:center How do you know? 00:11:03.920 --> 00:11:05.880 align:center If he does, he won't get to see his kids. 00:11:15.920 --> 00:11:17.920 align:center What's your problem? You cheat on her. 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:19.880 align:center Yeah. That's 'cause men can keep things separate. 00:11:19.959 --> 00:11:22.040 align:center -Women fall in love too fast. -True. 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:24.240 align:center Pam says that isn't the case. 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:26.400 align:center Women are great liars. 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:29.480 align:center -Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. -You know what it is, Daan? 00:11:29.560 --> 00:11:32.600 align:center -Forbidden fruit is always sweeter. -Mm. 00:11:32.680 --> 00:11:34.640 align:center -Well said. -You just gonna let it happen? 00:11:34.719 --> 00:11:36.680 align:center -Hell, no. No! -Mm-hmm. 00:11:36.760 --> 00:11:38.640 align:center I thought the beauty of an open relationship 00:11:38.719 --> 00:11:40.320 align:center is that you trust each other. 00:11:40.400 --> 00:11:43.079 align:center The "beauty" of an open relationship is nothing. 00:11:43.160 --> 00:11:44.520 align:center Absolutely nothing. 00:11:44.600 --> 00:11:46.959 align:center It's all a big scam. This too. All of this is… 00:11:47.040 --> 00:11:48.880 align:center Wait. Sit down. Sit. 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:52.839 align:center A NEW MAN 00:11:52.920 --> 00:11:55.199 align:center Today I want to talk about intimacy. 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:58.600 align:center -Most of you are heterosexual? -Yeah. 00:11:58.680 --> 00:12:01.560 align:center Who among you sees themselves as a homophobe? 00:12:01.640 --> 00:12:03.560 align:center -Stick your hand up. -Fuck off, man. 00:12:03.640 --> 00:12:07.079 align:center Homophobia is another obstacle for intimacy among men. 00:12:07.760 --> 00:12:09.440 align:center I want you to hold your neighbor's hand. 00:12:09.520 --> 00:12:12.040 align:center -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Come on. 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:14.480 align:center -Yes, physical contact is awkward, I know. -Yeah. Okay. 00:12:14.560 --> 00:12:17.719 align:center -Sorry, Bram. Sorry. May I… uh… -May you hold my hand? Yeah, sure. 00:12:17.800 --> 00:12:21.040 align:center -No. I just… I don't agree with you. -Go on. 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:24.680 align:center We have to tiptoe around everything, and I'm, uh… I'm fed up with all of it. 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:28.040 align:center I can't say "he" or "she" anymore. I have to sit down to take a piss. 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:29.920 align:center God forbid I grab the bill to pay for a meal. 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:34.079 align:center Then I'm the asshole. It's nuts. They're taking it all too far. 00:12:34.160 --> 00:12:35.640 align:center -Who is? -Society. 00:12:35.719 --> 00:12:37.120 align:center I'm just over all of it, you know? 00:12:37.199 --> 00:12:39.520 align:center And I think I speak for all of us. Right? 00:12:39.599 --> 00:12:41.959 align:center We want to feel like we're men again. That's all. 00:12:42.040 --> 00:12:43.760 align:center But the new man is a-- 00:12:43.839 --> 00:12:47.280 align:center And that's why, Bram, I've created my own course. 00:12:47.360 --> 00:12:49.839 align:center -What? -An appreciation of masculinity. 00:12:49.920 --> 00:12:51.920 align:center Sign up now. BackToBeingCocky.com. 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:00.480 align:center Hey, guys. What is this? 00:13:00.560 --> 00:13:02.120 align:center You just came here to screw me? 00:13:02.199 --> 00:13:04.000 align:center No, I found it all super useful. 00:13:04.079 --> 00:13:07.120 align:center You can take your money back, and I don't want to see you here again. 00:13:07.199 --> 00:13:11.160 align:center Yeah, but isn't that a bit of a toxic masculine reaction, Bram? 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:13.800 align:center -Well, great, Mike. Thanks so much. -I should be thanking you. 00:13:13.880 --> 00:13:15.280 align:center You gave me the idea for the thing. 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:18.160 align:center -Hey, what was that website again? -BackToBeingCocky.com. 00:13:38.400 --> 00:13:40.800 align:center HI, BEAUTIFUL. DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR ME TOMORROW? 00:13:46.160 --> 00:13:47.959 align:center -It smells good. -Mm. 00:13:50.520 --> 00:13:51.520 align:center Everything all right? 00:13:51.599 --> 00:13:53.360 align:center Uh, yeah. Work. 00:13:56.680 --> 00:13:59.839 align:center How was your presentation, sweetheart. Jason? 00:14:00.360 --> 00:14:01.440 align:center Jason, how'd it go? 00:14:01.520 --> 00:14:04.120 align:center Jason doesn't want to talk to you until you come back. 00:14:04.199 --> 00:14:06.120 align:center Greg, will you ask him how it went? 00:14:06.640 --> 00:14:08.320 align:center He's not talkin' to me either. 00:14:10.920 --> 00:14:12.839 align:center Fine. Well, have fun tonight, all right? 00:14:12.920 --> 00:14:13.800 align:center Bye, Mom. 00:14:13.880 --> 00:14:15.560 align:center Bye, my loves. 00:14:16.920 --> 00:14:18.839 align:center -Where are you? -Huh? 00:14:19.360 --> 00:14:20.400 align:center Where are you? 00:14:20.479 --> 00:14:22.880 align:center I… I'm staying at a hotel. Why? 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:26.880 align:center Damn. You should ask for your money back. Bye. 00:14:29.400 --> 00:14:30.760 align:center Man, what are you doing? 00:14:38.319 --> 00:14:39.439 align:center Danny, are you sure? 00:14:39.520 --> 00:14:42.719 align:center 100%. I called you as soon as I found out. 00:14:42.800 --> 00:14:46.400 align:center I can't believe it. I just don't see it. Mike said Pam was unattractive. 00:14:46.479 --> 00:14:47.479 align:center Yeah. 00:14:47.560 --> 00:14:50.240 align:center Yeah. It's her mouth. She's got such thin lips. 00:14:50.319 --> 00:14:53.280 align:center -Seriously? -It's the pinched prissy lips. 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:54.760 align:center Like a schoolteacher. 00:14:57.439 --> 00:14:58.959 align:center You never noticed? 00:14:59.040 --> 00:14:59.920 align:center No. 00:15:01.199 --> 00:15:02.479 align:center God damn it. 00:15:04.680 --> 00:15:06.280 align:center See? I was right. 00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:11.680 align:center Oh my God. I had hoped you were wrong. 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:15.719 align:center -I'll follow them. -Go, go, go! 00:15:22.800 --> 00:15:24.560 align:center Don't get so close, or they'll see us. 00:15:26.040 --> 00:15:27.959 align:center -Oh… hold tight. -Hey! 00:15:28.560 --> 00:15:30.839 align:center -Careful. Slow down. -Do you want to catch them or not? 00:15:30.920 --> 00:15:32.199 align:center I'd rather not. 00:15:35.920 --> 00:15:37.920 align:center -How are things with you guys? -Good. 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:39.040 align:center Oh, yeah? 00:15:41.719 --> 00:15:42.640 align:center The sex? 00:15:42.719 --> 00:15:43.959 align:center -What? -The sex! 00:15:45.439 --> 00:15:47.560 align:center Shit. Hold on. Hold on tight. 00:15:54.160 --> 00:15:56.280 align:center Idiot! 00:15:56.359 --> 00:15:59.000 align:center -My girlfriend's on that bike! -Move! 00:16:09.040 --> 00:16:11.079 align:center I'm so glad you wanted to meet up with us. 00:16:11.599 --> 00:16:15.880 align:center -Most men are a bit, uh, reluctant. -Mm. 00:16:17.280 --> 00:16:19.400 align:center You like football? Ajax! 00:16:19.479 --> 00:16:20.880 align:center Feyenoord. 00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:25.000 align:center -Lego? -Kid stuff. 00:16:25.079 --> 00:16:26.240 align:center Mm. 00:16:28.319 --> 00:16:29.599 align:center I'm gonna powder my nose. 00:16:29.680 --> 00:16:31.839 align:center -I'll let you two get acquainted. -Mm. 00:16:51.400 --> 00:16:53.199 align:center I'm gonna kill you in your sleep. 00:16:55.599 --> 00:16:58.560 align:center -Daddy! -Hey, Muppet. 00:17:00.880 --> 00:17:02.400 align:center -Do you have everything, honey? -Yeah. 00:17:02.479 --> 00:17:04.760 align:center -Yeah? There's soup at the house. -Hey. 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:06.240 align:center -Ivo. -Hi. 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:07.520 align:center Um… 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:10.599 align:center Okay. You have fun with Dad. Mwah. 00:17:10.680 --> 00:17:11.880 align:center And don't call. 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:15.880 align:center Mommy's gonna be… busy today. 00:17:21.280 --> 00:17:24.399 align:center -How do you know they're here? -Find My Phone. 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:27.000 align:center Okay. I'll take the first floor. You take the second. 00:17:28.960 --> 00:17:32.040 align:center Hi. I'm with the management team, and I wanted to see if you got the robe. 00:17:32.120 --> 00:17:34.600 align:center It's, uh… part of our loyalty program. Enjoy. 00:17:35.399 --> 00:17:36.280 align:center Room service? 00:17:38.080 --> 00:17:39.960 align:center Um, wrong room. 00:17:40.760 --> 00:17:43.919 align:center Oh, sorry. My mistake. Wrong room. 00:17:47.360 --> 00:17:48.880 align:center Thank you. 00:17:50.560 --> 00:17:51.560 align:center Oh! 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.680 align:center Mike, you hypocrite! 00:17:55.560 --> 00:17:58.080 align:center Ah. Show yourself! Coward. 00:18:04.320 --> 00:18:06.800 align:center This is, uh, Peter. 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:09.840 align:center -You said you had an agreement. -Uh, yes. Yeah. That's true. 00:18:09.919 --> 00:18:13.200 align:center I just came to, uh… You know, I wanted to make sure, um… 00:18:13.280 --> 00:18:15.399 align:center Well, to check if, uh… everything was going well. 00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:18.080 align:center -Oh, Jesus. -Enjoy the champagne. 00:18:19.040 --> 00:18:20.200 align:center And each other. 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:22.480 align:center Yeah. 00:18:28.320 --> 00:18:30.159 align:center Have you found them yet? 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:32.360 align:center Uh, Pam? Yes, I did. 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:34.280 align:center -And where's Mike, then? -That, I don't know. 00:18:34.360 --> 00:18:37.240 align:center That's between you two, Stevie. It's not my business. 00:18:37.320 --> 00:18:39.280 align:center -But wait. What-- -No, listen. 00:18:39.360 --> 00:18:42.840 align:center Pam and I have made a clear agreement. 00:18:42.919 --> 00:18:46.159 align:center I trust her. It's just that I'm… more mature. 00:18:46.840 --> 00:18:49.800 align:center And there are some men who aren't ready for that. 00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:52.040 align:center They, uh… They do this in secret. 00:18:52.120 --> 00:18:54.000 align:center -Do you think that-- -Take care. 00:19:06.960 --> 00:19:09.000 align:center You asshole. 00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:12.120 align:center -Sorry? -Why are you lying to me? 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:14.200 align:center -What are you talking about? -I saw you with Pam. 00:19:14.280 --> 00:19:15.440 align:center I can't believe you'd do this. 00:19:15.520 --> 00:19:17.760 align:center What the hell have you been doing with her? 00:19:17.840 --> 00:19:19.760 align:center Sweetie, that's for my course. 00:19:19.840 --> 00:19:23.960 align:center Yeah, sure. Like the protein you ordered. I looked it up. It's not a medication. 00:19:24.040 --> 00:19:25.360 align:center -Listen--- -I talked to Danny. 00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:27.120 align:center He said the course ended a while ago. 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:30.480 align:center So be honest for once in your life. Why were you with Pam today? 00:19:32.120 --> 00:19:34.800 align:center -I went to the Chamber of Commerce. -What? 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:35.720 align:center Yeah. 00:19:35.800 --> 00:19:37.200 align:center I was at the Chamber of Commerce, 00:19:37.280 --> 00:19:40.159 align:center and she came with me to help 'cause I started a business. 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:43.480 align:center Then she said she was meeting someone at the hotel, so I dropped her off. 00:19:43.560 --> 00:19:46.399 align:center -A business? What business? -Cocksure LLC. 00:19:47.360 --> 00:19:49.000 align:center I created my own course, Stevie. 00:19:49.080 --> 00:19:51.919 align:center "How to Revive Your Masculinity: Getting Cocky." 00:19:53.560 --> 00:19:55.560 align:center A course for men to "get cocky"? 00:19:55.640 --> 00:19:58.360 align:center There's a hole in the market. I've got 30 applicants. 00:19:58.440 --> 00:20:02.080 align:center I'm gonna sell them carnivore protein for five times the price. 00:20:02.159 --> 00:20:04.720 align:center This is what you got from your men's course? 00:20:04.800 --> 00:20:06.320 align:center That men aren't cocky enough? 00:20:06.399 --> 00:20:07.800 align:center It's genius, right? 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:10.200 align:center It's just… It's gonna be a success, really. 00:20:10.280 --> 00:20:11.840 align:center I… I feel it. 00:20:11.919 --> 00:20:15.640 align:center Everything will go back to normal. The money will be pouring in. 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:18.000 align:center And you, my darling, you can lounge by the pool all day. 00:20:18.080 --> 00:20:20.760 align:center -I don't want to lounge by the pool. -Lounge where you want. 00:20:20.840 --> 00:20:24.480 align:center As long as you know that you don't need to do anything. 00:20:24.560 --> 00:20:26.240 align:center Your man's making bank again. 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:31.000 align:center Oh! 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:33.520 align:center I won't be needing this. 00:20:34.040 --> 00:20:35.120 align:center Boop. 00:20:37.280 --> 00:20:39.880 align:center Yoo-hoo, Mommy's home. 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:41.600 align:center The kids aren't here. 00:20:41.679 --> 00:20:43.200 align:center Oh, where… where are they? 00:20:43.280 --> 00:20:44.280 align:center Football. 00:20:44.360 --> 00:20:45.520 align:center Oh, of course. 00:20:47.200 --> 00:20:49.120 align:center -What is that? -I'm studying. 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:51.040 align:center You're studying? 00:20:51.120 --> 00:20:53.000 align:center Yes, I'm studying, Merel. 00:20:53.080 --> 00:20:55.320 align:center Not to be a personal trainer. That seems pretty boring. 00:20:55.399 --> 00:20:56.840 align:center To be a detective. 00:20:57.600 --> 00:20:59.520 align:center How come you never told me about this? 00:20:59.600 --> 00:21:02.000 align:center Well, we all have our secrets, I guess. 00:21:02.080 --> 00:21:05.000 align:center Okay, well, I think I'll jog to my parents' house. 00:21:05.080 --> 00:21:07.159 align:center Get my steps in. See ya. 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:08.080 align:center Oh, wait, honey. 00:21:08.159 --> 00:21:10.840 align:center -You forgot your… toiletries -Oh. Yeah. 00:21:12.399 --> 00:21:14.280 align:center You know, I stopped taking the testosterone. 00:21:14.360 --> 00:21:15.399 align:center I don't need it anymore. 00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:18.440 align:center The doctor says I have the levels of a 23-year-old. 00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:21.960 align:center -Bye. -Yeah. 00:21:24.600 --> 00:21:25.919 align:center Fuck. 00:21:55.159 --> 00:21:59.520 align:center Ah. Hey, you're back already? Was he not good? 00:21:59.600 --> 00:22:01.919 align:center Look, we need to talk. This isn't working. 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:03.480 align:center Uh, why not? 00:22:03.560 --> 00:22:07.280 align:center -You've been so insecure. Mike? -I know, I… 00:22:07.800 --> 00:22:10.439 align:center -I just… -I think it's time for us to stop. 00:22:11.320 --> 00:22:14.399 align:center No. No, Pam, no, no, no. I love you. 00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:17.679 align:center Please listen. I'll try… not to be jealous anymore. 00:22:17.760 --> 00:22:21.000 align:center -Really, I promise. -I mean the open relationship is ending. 00:22:21.080 --> 00:22:23.320 align:center I think we should go back to our old routine. 00:22:23.399 --> 00:22:25.320 align:center Oh. Seriously? 00:22:25.399 --> 00:22:28.439 align:center Yeah. We'll bury ourselves alive. 00:22:28.520 --> 00:22:30.399 align:center No, I mean, if you insist. 00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:32.640 align:center If… if that's what you really want. 00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:34.840 align:center I'm exhausted. It's time for bed. 00:22:34.919 --> 00:22:38.360 align:center Yeah. Sweet dreams. Have the sweetest, sweetest dreams. 00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:40.800 align:center Yes! 00:22:40.880 --> 00:22:44.439 align:center Yes! Yes, yes! Bang, bang, bang, 00:22:44.520 --> 00:22:47.159 align:center Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 00:23:01.840 --> 00:23:02.720 align:center Greg. 00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:06.760 align:center -Mama. -Where have you been all night? 00:23:06.840 --> 00:23:09.040 align:center -I… I… -Have you been drinking? 00:23:09.120 --> 00:23:11.200 align:center Pfft, a little. 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:12.560 align:center -Come on. -Um… 00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:15.480 align:center Momma, why doesn't Merel love me? 00:23:15.560 --> 00:23:17.120 align:center Merel does love you. 00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:18.280 align:center -Oh. -Mm. 00:23:20.200 --> 00:23:21.880 align:center Then why is she leaving? 00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:27.320 align:center Sometimes you have to leave to come back home, sweetheart. Hmm? 00:23:27.399 --> 00:23:30.640 align:center -Merel called me honey this afternoon. -Mm-hmm. 00:23:34.360 --> 00:23:37.720 align:center You just need to sleep. 00:23:37.800 --> 00:23:40.360 align:center It'll be better tomorrow. 00:23:46.320 --> 00:23:47.280 align:center Dad? 00:23:50.120 --> 00:23:51.280 align:center Oh, yeah! 00:23:51.800 --> 00:23:52.960 align:center Oh! 00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:04.320 align:center -You want something to drink? -No. 00:24:05.679 --> 00:24:08.280 align:center -I'd like noise-canceling headphones. -Oh. 00:24:08.840 --> 00:24:11.600 align:center Sorry, the sex was… so intense! 00:24:11.679 --> 00:24:14.760 align:center -Jesus, Dad. I'm your daughter. -Yeah, sorry. 00:24:15.520 --> 00:24:19.159 align:center -And it's not just about sex. -I'm breaking up with Anouk. 00:24:20.439 --> 00:24:22.040 align:center This is how it's supposed to be. 00:24:23.600 --> 00:24:24.840 align:center Hmm? 00:24:27.760 --> 00:24:28.840 align:center It's Anouk. 00:24:29.800 --> 00:24:30.640 align:center I'm not here. 00:24:31.640 --> 00:24:34.240 align:center No. No, no, no, no. Don't do it. 00:24:35.159 --> 00:24:38.520 align:center -Tess, what are you doing? -You can't just ghost people, Dad. 00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:41.840 align:center -Hi. -Hi. I'm here to see Ivo. 00:24:41.919 --> 00:24:43.880 align:center -Mm. Come in. -You must be Tess. 00:24:43.960 --> 00:24:46.560 align:center -Yes. Yeah. -Well, how nice. Great to meet you. 00:24:46.640 --> 00:24:48.000 align:center Yeah. 00:24:48.080 --> 00:24:49.080 align:center Dad? 00:24:51.760 --> 00:24:52.840 align:center Uh… 00:24:55.679 --> 00:24:57.240 align:center He's right here. Behind the couch. 00:24:57.840 --> 00:24:59.240 align:center I found it. 00:24:59.320 --> 00:25:01.439 align:center -Hey. -Hey. 00:25:01.520 --> 00:25:02.960 align:center You miss me? 00:25:03.040 --> 00:25:04.399 align:center Ah. Yes. 00:25:05.320 --> 00:25:06.640 align:center -Thai! -Oh. 00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:09.280 align:center I wasn't sure what you liked, so I got it all for you. 00:25:09.360 --> 00:25:11.040 align:center Wow. 00:25:11.840 --> 00:25:13.320 align:center Um… 00:25:13.399 --> 00:25:15.800 align:center How about we go on… like, a picnic outing? 00:25:19.720 --> 00:25:22.360 align:center So tired! I'm going to bed. Bye. 00:25:22.439 --> 00:25:25.240 align:center Oh, well, 'kay. Night night. 00:25:25.320 --> 00:25:26.800 align:center Hi. 00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:37.000 align:center So fun, this picnic. 00:25:37.679 --> 00:25:38.960 align:center And so spontaneous. 00:25:41.399 --> 00:25:42.840 align:center Mm! 00:25:45.520 --> 00:25:47.800 align:center Anouk, uh, we need to talk. 00:25:48.679 --> 00:25:49.520 align:center Yeah? 00:25:53.800 --> 00:25:54.840 align:center I think you're so special. 00:25:56.360 --> 00:25:58.640 align:center So beautiful. 00:25:58.720 --> 00:26:00.640 align:center But I'm so scared. 00:26:02.520 --> 00:26:05.720 align:center Scared to love you because it means I could also lose you. 00:26:05.800 --> 00:26:06.880 align:center And that… 00:26:06.960 --> 00:26:08.439 align:center Oh, jeez, Ivo… 00:26:08.520 --> 00:26:09.560 align:center Hmm? 00:26:11.520 --> 00:26:13.800 align:center Uh, and that… that, I wouldn't be able to handle. 00:26:14.560 --> 00:26:18.399 align:center Look, if we're meant for each other, we'll find our way back. 00:26:18.919 --> 00:26:21.199 align:center But you have to give me some time. 00:26:22.840 --> 00:26:23.960 align:center Out of love? 00:26:28.040 --> 00:26:29.040 align:center Yeah? 00:26:29.120 --> 00:26:30.320 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:26:30.399 --> 00:26:33.120 align:center -We'll go to therapy. -Sorry? 00:26:33.199 --> 00:26:35.240 align:center I understand that you're struggling with something, 00:26:35.320 --> 00:26:37.159 align:center and I'm going to help you through it. 00:26:37.240 --> 00:26:40.360 align:center No, no. No, I don't need that. Uh, it's just better if… 00:26:40.439 --> 00:26:43.120 align:center Wait. What? What are you saying? 00:26:44.439 --> 00:26:46.320 align:center A break-up? 00:26:47.520 --> 00:26:48.640 align:center Is that what this is? 00:26:49.360 --> 00:26:50.840 align:center The sex is really not good. 00:26:50.919 --> 00:26:53.399 align:center Uh… That's what it's about? 00:26:53.480 --> 00:26:55.960 align:center No. No, it's…Of course not. 00:26:56.040 --> 00:26:57.439 align:center Oh wow. 00:26:57.520 --> 00:26:58.960 align:center Jesus. 00:26:59.040 --> 00:27:03.120 align:center You act like you're this sweet, loving, tender guy, 00:27:03.199 --> 00:27:05.679 align:center but you're just one more of those macho guys 00:27:05.760 --> 00:27:07.720 align:center who only thinks with his tiny little prick. 00:27:07.800 --> 00:27:10.120 align:center You're just as sexist as all the rest! 00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:12.720 align:center Anouk. 00:27:17.840 --> 00:27:20.640 align:center It's true that men make a mess of things. 00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:22.720 align:center And women don't like messes. 00:27:23.520 --> 00:27:25.159 align:center From the moment you get out of bed, 00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:27.840 align:center the world tells men, "You need to change who you are." 00:27:27.919 --> 00:27:31.840 align:center But one can wonder, "What do women really want?" 00:27:32.520 --> 00:27:35.040 align:center A vulnerable, compassionate man? 00:27:35.120 --> 00:27:38.080 align:center Or the macho guy from all the perfume ads? 00:27:38.159 --> 00:27:41.000 align:center He's diving off a cliff and climbing onto his own yacht. 00:27:41.080 --> 00:27:43.320 align:center The bulge in his trunks, ready for action. 00:27:44.199 --> 00:27:46.840 align:center Ask yourself, "Why would these ads still be on TV 00:27:46.919 --> 00:27:49.199 align:center if there wasn't extensive research proving 00:27:49.280 --> 00:27:50.919 align:center that's the guy women prefer?" 00:27:51.520 --> 00:27:55.439 align:center Sure, equality is nice, but does it turn you on? 00:27:55.520 --> 00:27:57.720 align:center When did masculinity get so lost? 00:27:58.320 --> 00:27:59.960 align:center Find it with my courses. 00:28:00.040 --> 00:28:03.040 align:center Enroll today. BeingCocky.com. 00:28:03.120 --> 00:28:05.000 align:center Spaces are limited. Sign up today. 00:28:07.040 --> 00:28:09.159 align:center My God, that's shit. 00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:11.040 align:center Uh, shit? 00:28:11.120 --> 00:28:14.600 align:center Man, it's… it's going completely viral. Di… Did you see? 00:28:14.679 --> 00:28:15.560 align:center 100,000-plus views. 00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:18.000 align:center -It's true, though. -The internet will bury you. 00:28:18.080 --> 00:28:21.199 align:center Pfft. There's no such thing as bad publicity. And, hey. 00:28:21.280 --> 00:28:22.800 align:center You're the one I should be thanking. 00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:25.120 align:center It was your idea to go to that stupid course, 00:28:25.199 --> 00:28:26.640 align:center and it turned out great! 00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:28.560 align:center Get off! 00:28:28.640 --> 00:28:32.800 align:center I genuinely wanted to change, and you… you changed into a monster. 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:35.679 align:center Hey, listen. I'm really trying to help, okay? 00:28:35.760 --> 00:28:39.040 align:center I want to give them back their self-respect. That's all. 00:28:39.120 --> 00:28:40.720 align:center And get crazy rich doin' it. r self-respect. That's all.