WEBVTT 00:10.000 --> 00:12.719 Brothers, there is nothing wrong with femininity. 00:12.799 --> 00:14.719 I'm for femininity. 00:14.799 --> 00:17.960 Making us less masculine? I'm not all right with that! 00:18.040 --> 00:20.439 We have to get back to ourselves! That's right! 00:20.520 --> 00:23.920 It's time for us to no longer feel shame for who we are. 00:24.000 --> 00:27.279 For having hair on our chest, for having sweat under our arms. 00:27.360 --> 00:29.320 We need to feel like men again. 00:34.960 --> 00:38.800 ROOSTERS 00:38.879 --> 00:40.760 -Please, come on, sweetie. -No. 00:40.840 --> 00:42.600 Please don't make this harder than it is. 00:42.680 --> 00:44.120 I don't want you to go. 00:44.199 --> 00:45.760 I want Dad to go. 00:45.840 --> 00:47.640 -You wanna say something? -Me? 00:47.720 --> 00:49.559 -Yeah. -It's your idea. 00:50.199 --> 00:52.960 -Uh… look, sweeties, come and sit down. -No. 00:53.040 --> 00:54.760 -Yes, come on. Come sit. -No! 00:54.840 --> 00:57.400 You too. Come on. Listen. 00:57.480 --> 00:59.680 You remember the story about the bird and the nest? 00:59.760 --> 01:00.640 Mm. 01:00.720 --> 01:01.760 This is our nest, right? 01:01.839 --> 01:04.000 All of us. It's yours and yours. 01:04.080 --> 01:05.000 It's mine. 01:05.080 --> 01:06.080 It's your dad's. 01:06.160 --> 01:08.320 But sometimes it's better 01:08.399 --> 01:11.320 if Mom and Dad don't both live in the nest together. 01:11.399 --> 01:14.240 And Dad's gonna take super good care of both of you. Hmm? 01:14.320 --> 01:16.320 -He's taking us to McDonalds. -Oh no. Don't! 01:16.399 --> 01:17.479 That's between us. 01:18.119 --> 01:21.000 Uh, no. Honey, no one's going to McDonalds. 01:21.080 --> 01:23.520 Because Dad wants you to eat healthy too. Doesn't he? 01:23.600 --> 01:25.720 -Yeah. -And we get to go to the movies. 01:25.800 --> 01:27.200 Dad promised us. 01:29.600 --> 01:31.240 Ah, seriously? 01:31.880 --> 01:32.960 On a school night? 01:33.040 --> 01:37.320 Yeah, well, uh, I'm trying to make sure that my son does not hate me, yeah? 01:43.199 --> 01:45.280 Yes! Yeah! 01:45.360 --> 01:47.080 -Whoo! -Where you been all day? 01:47.800 --> 01:49.040 With your new girlfriend? 01:49.119 --> 01:51.119 Ah, that's where all your energy went, huh? 01:51.199 --> 01:53.960 Right. Tell us what happened with Anouk. You finally get some? 01:54.039 --> 01:57.559 The first month is the best. You can't keep your hands off each other. 01:57.640 --> 01:59.440 -Nothin' beats the first month. -Mm. 01:59.520 --> 02:02.119 -Yeah. Absolutely, absolutely. So? Huh? -Oh. 02:02.199 --> 02:04.399 It was fine. 02:06.199 --> 02:08.000 Sorry. But fine? 02:08.079 --> 02:10.120 Yeah. Like I said, it was fine. 02:10.199 --> 02:13.799 Wait a sec. Sex can be anything, Ivo. But not "fine." 02:13.880 --> 02:16.080 -Uh, I mean, it was a bit vanilla, but… -Oh man. 02:16.160 --> 02:17.480 As in, roll over and sleep? 02:17.560 --> 02:19.920 -Sorta. -And Anouk, what… what did she say? 02:20.000 --> 02:20.920 Mm. 02:21.000 --> 02:22.560 We didn't talk about it. 02:22.640 --> 02:25.560 You have to talk about it, Ief. Didn't you learn from that course? 02:25.640 --> 02:28.640 That was such bullshit. Come on. Saying it's all about feelings now? 02:28.720 --> 02:30.440 -And the sex isn't important? -Yup. 02:30.519 --> 02:32.840 It's such shit. It's nature. You can't fool nature. 02:32.920 --> 02:33.760 Exactly. 02:33.840 --> 02:35.720 Ief, you have to talk to her about it. 02:35.799 --> 02:37.640 Openness is important. 02:37.720 --> 02:39.680 Yeah. Just ask Pam, huh? 02:40.840 --> 02:43.720 -Hoping this leads to better sex. -There he goes. 02:43.799 --> 02:45.400 Come on. Free course! Better sex! 02:53.440 --> 02:56.679 Oh yeah. And Jason has his, uh, presentation tomorrow. 02:56.760 --> 02:59.360 He absolutely cannot bring tomatoes to school. 02:59.440 --> 03:00.840 So, no tomatoes. 03:02.760 --> 03:05.560 Wait. He throws them in class. 03:06.080 --> 03:07.600 Ready? Shall we? 03:07.679 --> 03:10.320 I… Sorry, no. I'm actually trying to book a hotel. 03:10.399 --> 03:12.160 -It's a bit… -Why? 03:12.239 --> 03:13.360 Just stay at my place. 03:13.959 --> 03:16.160 Isn't that a bit fast? 03:16.239 --> 03:17.720 We can do it in a real bed for once. 03:21.080 --> 03:23.200 Okay. That's sweet. 03:23.280 --> 03:24.799 Okay, 30. Let's go. 03:24.880 --> 03:25.799 Thirty? 03:29.440 --> 03:30.959 Honey? 03:31.799 --> 03:34.720 Do you know what this is? It was charged to my credit card. 03:34.799 --> 03:36.000 My credit card. 03:36.080 --> 03:38.480 Your credit card, my account. 03:39.080 --> 03:40.959 Are you checking up on me now? 03:41.040 --> 03:43.880 Five hundred euros for carnivore protein. 03:43.959 --> 03:46.600 I never questioned what you bought with my credit card. 03:46.679 --> 03:48.799 Well, you could have, you know? I'm not hiding anything. 03:48.880 --> 03:50.000 And neither am I. 03:50.079 --> 03:51.239 So what is it? 03:53.440 --> 03:55.280 It's for my… for my course. 03:56.320 --> 03:59.399 -The one against toxic masculinity? -Yeah. They, uh… 03:59.480 --> 04:00.959 It's, uh… medication. 04:01.040 --> 04:03.480 Kind of like those acai shakes you get, remember? 04:03.560 --> 04:04.760 -Expensive. -Yeah. 04:04.839 --> 04:08.839 But… it costs a whole lot of money… to become a new man. 04:12.920 --> 04:14.600 MEREL CITY DRIVING SCHOOL 04:18.560 --> 04:19.519 Hmm. 04:28.440 --> 04:30.000 Hi, sweetie. 04:33.680 --> 04:35.039 Mi casa es su casa. 04:41.880 --> 04:43.599 -Thank you. -Yeah, sure. 04:44.479 --> 04:45.760 Mm. 04:47.160 --> 04:48.120 Hmm? 04:48.640 --> 04:49.800 It's good, right? 04:49.880 --> 04:51.880 I'm usually pretty strict about calories, but 04:52.599 --> 04:54.720 I added some extra cream cheese in it. 04:57.560 --> 04:58.800 We'll have to burn it off later. 04:59.479 --> 05:00.520 Mm. 05:02.840 --> 05:03.840 Hmm. 05:04.800 --> 05:06.280 Mm. 05:07.520 --> 05:08.720 Ooh. 05:08.800 --> 05:10.120 It's time for the news. 05:10.200 --> 05:12.200 Welcome to Hollywood Insider Today. 05:12.280 --> 05:14.520 It's official that Jennifer Thompson will be starring 05:14.599 --> 05:16.360 in the new movie based on the hit toy. 05:16.440 --> 05:18.160 Boys will be boys. 05:18.240 --> 05:20.680 -Things are good, right? -Mm. Absolutely. 05:21.440 --> 05:25.000 Nothing better than a relationship based on trust. 05:25.080 --> 05:26.120 Hmm. 05:26.840 --> 05:32.160 Which is why I think maybe we don't have to be so strict with all our rules. 05:33.080 --> 05:34.160 What rules? 05:34.800 --> 05:37.640 Well, for example, we have a rule 05:37.720 --> 05:40.760 that says we can't date the same person twice. 05:41.280 --> 05:42.359 That's a silly one. 05:43.840 --> 05:47.000 Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? 05:47.080 --> 05:51.280 Uh, no, well, there's a man who wanted to see me again, and I thought that… 05:51.359 --> 05:53.080 No. No, no, no, Pam. 05:53.160 --> 05:55.680 No, no. We have a very clear agreement about this. Hold on. 05:55.760 --> 05:57.400 -Yeah, I-- -Wait here. 05:58.359 --> 06:03.479 Article 7.2, "No multiple dates with the same person." 06:03.560 --> 06:06.800 Yes, but that's why I thought we could have some flexibility with it. 06:06.880 --> 06:08.520 -I have a feeling-- -Are you in love? 06:09.640 --> 06:11.960 I knew it. I knew this would happen. You're in love with him. 06:12.039 --> 06:14.160 No, that's not what's happening. Trust me on that. 06:14.240 --> 06:16.720 -A contract is a contract, Pam. -Mm-hmm. 06:16.800 --> 06:18.760 -You, of all people, should know that. -Mm-hmm. 06:21.240 --> 06:23.840 -I like being with you. -Mm. Yeah. 06:25.120 --> 06:27.039 Like we've known each other for years. 06:27.720 --> 06:28.760 Mm. 06:30.080 --> 06:33.039 Yes, I, uh… feel the same way. 06:35.520 --> 06:37.080 And, um… 06:39.039 --> 06:40.400 -In bed? -Yeah. 06:41.120 --> 06:42.440 It's really nice. 06:43.720 --> 06:44.799 Nice? 06:45.680 --> 06:47.400 -You don't think it's nice? -Hmm. 06:48.080 --> 06:52.440 No, I just think it could be more… I mean, it could be a little… 06:53.080 --> 06:54.359 Tender? 06:55.200 --> 06:56.840 -No… -Loving? 06:56.919 --> 06:58.000 Exciting? 06:58.599 --> 06:59.520 Oh. 07:00.400 --> 07:02.400 Um, just something different. 07:03.880 --> 07:04.720 Like what? 07:06.640 --> 07:07.880 I don't know. 07:07.960 --> 07:09.039 Um… 07:09.680 --> 07:14.320 Um… like, do it… by the fire? 07:14.400 --> 07:16.080 On a rug? 07:16.599 --> 07:17.719 Mm. 07:18.599 --> 07:19.960 Or in the bath? 07:20.799 --> 07:23.080 With candles lit all around us? 07:23.159 --> 07:25.400 A bubble bath? 07:26.200 --> 07:30.599 It's not, um… I meant more… uh… spontaneous. 07:35.840 --> 07:38.239 Okay, never mind. Um… 07:38.960 --> 07:40.919 It's, uh… It's… fine. 07:41.000 --> 07:43.479 Really. It's fine. 07:46.799 --> 07:48.280 I had this friend, and she… 07:49.479 --> 07:51.120 she would sometimes do it 07:51.200 --> 07:52.320 in the restaurant. 07:52.400 --> 07:54.239 In the bathroom. Spontaneously. 08:01.080 --> 08:03.479 -Okay. Here, sit down. -No. 08:03.560 --> 08:05.560 -That feels gross. -Oh. Uh… 08:08.440 --> 08:10.280 Okay. Take me. 08:10.359 --> 08:11.640 -Oh, yes… -Hurry. 08:11.719 --> 08:12.679 Oh, Jesus. 08:12.760 --> 08:14.840 -Hello? -Yeah? 08:15.799 --> 08:16.960 One sec. 08:17.039 --> 08:18.440 Okay, let's go. 08:22.960 --> 08:24.280 -This is more exciting. -Yeah. 08:24.919 --> 08:27.599 -Oh God, it's making me so hot. -Hey! 08:28.679 --> 08:30.080 Come on, keep going. 08:30.159 --> 08:33.280 -This is the accessible bathroom. -Keep going. I think this is so exciting. 08:33.360 --> 08:35.319 -Don't you? -Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. 08:37.840 --> 08:39.320 -Shh! Shh! -Are you close? 08:49.120 --> 08:50.400 Is it raining? 08:54.560 --> 08:57.440 -It's not working. -Try untying the laces first. 08:57.520 --> 08:59.280 With Anouk, I mean. 08:59.360 --> 09:01.280 She's really great, and I'm just an asshole. 09:01.360 --> 09:04.520 I'm… just a superficial asshole. 09:04.600 --> 09:06.120 Cool. So you're ready for another date? 09:07.280 --> 09:10.720 Here. Tamara. She's 43 and a divorced mother. 09:10.800 --> 09:12.839 I can't date someone. I have to break up with Anouk. 09:12.920 --> 09:14.079 You didn't do that yet? 09:14.160 --> 09:16.959 -And break her heart? -It's not hard. I can do it for you. 09:17.040 --> 09:18.160 Nah. 09:19.040 --> 09:23.600 Anouk, this is possibly one of the hardest moments since… 09:25.440 --> 09:27.000 Yeah, since my wife… 09:27.760 --> 09:31.520 I think you're really special… but I'm really scared. 09:32.120 --> 09:35.520 I'm scared to love you because I know that I could lose you. 09:36.600 --> 09:37.800 Jeez, Tess. 09:37.880 --> 09:40.120 And I just couldn't handle that. 09:40.680 --> 09:43.720 If we're meant for each other, we'll get back together. Really. 09:43.800 --> 09:44.800 Hmm. 09:45.680 --> 09:48.320 But you have to give me time. Out of love. 09:50.600 --> 09:53.880 Great, do that, and I'll set your date. 10:10.160 --> 10:12.400 -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. -Hmm? 10:12.480 --> 10:13.920 See that man there? 10:14.000 --> 10:17.320 -Don't look! Don't look! -Well, you said, "See that man there?" 10:17.400 --> 10:19.360 He keeps giving me tickets. 10:21.000 --> 10:23.360 -Right there? -Don't point. Don't point. 10:26.880 --> 10:28.000 Hey, no! 10:33.160 --> 10:36.199 -What are you doing here? -Working out. Why? 10:37.320 --> 10:38.400 Why else? 10:39.120 --> 10:42.000 Oh right. You come here for other reasons. Hmm? 10:42.079 --> 10:43.720 Since when do you work out? 10:44.199 --> 10:47.520 Well, if I'm on the market, I'm gonna need to get into shape. 10:48.800 --> 10:50.480 Enough with the tickets. You need to stop. 10:50.560 --> 10:52.880 If he follows the traffic laws. 10:57.680 --> 10:59.400 He won't bother you anymore. 11:03.000 --> 11:03.839 How do you know? 11:03.920 --> 11:05.880 If he does, he won't get to see his kids. 11:15.920 --> 11:17.920 What's your problem? You cheat on her. 11:18.000 --> 11:19.880 Yeah. That's 'cause men can keep things separate. 11:19.959 --> 11:22.040 -Women fall in love too fast. -True. 11:22.120 --> 11:24.240 Pam says that isn't the case. 11:24.320 --> 11:26.400 Women are great liars. 11:26.480 --> 11:29.480 -Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. -You know what it is, Daan? 11:29.560 --> 11:32.600 -Forbidden fruit is always sweeter. -Mm. 11:32.680 --> 11:34.640 -Well said. -You just gonna let it happen? 11:34.719 --> 11:36.680 -Hell, no. No! -Mm-hmm. 11:36.760 --> 11:38.640 I thought the beauty of an open relationship 11:38.719 --> 11:40.320 is that you trust each other. 11:40.400 --> 11:43.079 The "beauty" of an open relationship is nothing. 11:43.160 --> 11:44.520 Absolutely nothing. 11:44.600 --> 11:46.959 It's all a big scam. This too. All of this is… 11:47.040 --> 11:48.880 Wait. Sit down. Sit. 11:50.320 --> 11:52.839 A NEW MAN 11:52.920 --> 11:55.199 Today I want to talk about intimacy. 11:56.240 --> 11:58.600 -Most of you are heterosexual? -Yeah. 11:58.680 --> 12:01.560 Who among you sees themselves as a homophobe? 12:01.640 --> 12:03.560 -Stick your hand up. -Fuck off, man. 12:03.640 --> 12:07.079 Homophobia is another obstacle for intimacy among men. 12:07.760 --> 12:09.440 I want you to hold your neighbor's hand. 12:09.520 --> 12:12.040 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Come on. 12:12.120 --> 12:14.480 -Yes, physical contact is awkward, I know. -Yeah. Okay. 12:14.560 --> 12:17.719 -Sorry, Bram. Sorry. May I… uh… -May you hold my hand? Yeah, sure. 12:17.800 --> 12:21.040 -No. I just… I don't agree with you. -Go on. 12:21.120 --> 12:24.680 We have to tiptoe around everything, and I'm, uh… I'm fed up with all of it. 12:25.360 --> 12:28.040 I can't say "he" or "she" anymore. I have to sit down to take a piss. 12:28.120 --> 12:29.920 God forbid I grab the bill to pay for a meal. 12:30.000 --> 12:34.079 Then I'm the asshole. It's nuts. They're taking it all too far. 12:34.160 --> 12:35.640 -Who is? -Society. 12:35.719 --> 12:37.120 I'm just over all of it, you know? 12:37.199 --> 12:39.520 And I think I speak for all of us. Right? 12:39.599 --> 12:41.959 We want to feel like we're men again. That's all. 12:42.040 --> 12:43.760 But the new man is a-- 12:43.839 --> 12:47.280 And that's why, Bram, I've created my own course. 12:47.360 --> 12:49.839 -What? -An appreciation of masculinity. 12:49.920 --> 12:51.920 Sign up now. BackToBeingCocky.com. 12:58.480 --> 13:00.480 Hey, guys. What is this? 13:00.560 --> 13:02.120 You just came here to screw me? 13:02.199 --> 13:04.000 No, I found it all super useful. 13:04.079 --> 13:07.120 You can take your money back, and I don't want to see you here again. 13:07.199 --> 13:11.160 Yeah, but isn't that a bit of a toxic masculine reaction, Bram? 13:11.240 --> 13:13.800 -Well, great, Mike. Thanks so much. -I should be thanking you. 13:13.880 --> 13:15.280 You gave me the idea for the thing. 13:15.360 --> 13:18.160 -Hey, what was that website again? -BackToBeingCocky.com. 13:38.400 --> 13:40.800 HI, BEAUTIFUL. DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR ME TOMORROW? 13:46.160 --> 13:47.959 -It smells good. -Mm. 13:50.520 --> 13:51.520 Everything all right? 13:51.599 --> 13:53.360 Uh, yeah. Work. 13:56.680 --> 13:59.839 How was your presentation, sweetheart. Jason? 14:00.360 --> 14:01.440 Jason, how'd it go? 14:01.520 --> 14:04.120 Jason doesn't want to talk to you until you come back. 14:04.199 --> 14:06.120 Greg, will you ask him how it went? 14:06.640 --> 14:08.320 He's not talkin' to me either. 14:10.920 --> 14:12.839 Fine. Well, have fun tonight, all right? 14:12.920 --> 14:13.800 Bye, Mom. 14:13.880 --> 14:15.560 Bye, my loves. 14:16.920 --> 14:18.839 -Where are you? -Huh? 14:19.360 --> 14:20.400 Where are you? 14:20.479 --> 14:22.880 I… I'm staying at a hotel. Why? 14:24.120 --> 14:26.880 Damn. You should ask for your money back. Bye. 14:29.400 --> 14:30.760 Man, what are you doing? 14:38.319 --> 14:39.439 Danny, are you sure? 14:39.520 --> 14:42.719 100%. I called you as soon as I found out. 14:42.800 --> 14:46.400 I can't believe it. I just don't see it. Mike said Pam was unattractive. 14:46.479 --> 14:47.479 Yeah. 14:47.560 --> 14:50.240 Yeah. It's her mouth. She's got such thin lips. 14:50.319 --> 14:53.280 -Seriously? -It's the pinched prissy lips. 14:53.360 --> 14:54.760 Like a schoolteacher. 14:57.439 --> 14:58.959 You never noticed? 14:59.040 --> 14:59.920 No. 15:01.199 --> 15:02.479 God damn it. 15:04.680 --> 15:06.280 See? I was right. 15:09.120 --> 15:11.680 Oh my God. I had hoped you were wrong. 15:13.360 --> 15:15.719 -I'll follow them. -Go, go, go! 15:22.800 --> 15:24.560 Don't get so close, or they'll see us. 15:26.040 --> 15:27.959 -Oh… hold tight. -Hey! 15:28.560 --> 15:30.839 -Careful. Slow down. -Do you want to catch them or not? 15:30.920 --> 15:32.199 I'd rather not. 15:35.920 --> 15:37.920 -How are things with you guys? -Good. 15:38.000 --> 15:39.040 Oh, yeah? 15:41.719 --> 15:42.640 The sex? 15:42.719 --> 15:43.959 -What? -The sex! 15:45.439 --> 15:47.560 Shit. Hold on. Hold on tight. 15:54.160 --> 15:56.280 Idiot! 15:56.359 --> 15:59.000 -My girlfriend's on that bike! -Move! 16:09.040 --> 16:11.079 I'm so glad you wanted to meet up with us. 16:11.599 --> 16:15.880 -Most men are a bit, uh, reluctant. -Mm. 16:17.280 --> 16:19.400 You like football? Ajax! 16:19.479 --> 16:20.880 Feyenoord. 16:23.240 --> 16:25.000 -Lego? -Kid stuff. 16:25.079 --> 16:26.240 Mm. 16:28.319 --> 16:29.599 I'm gonna powder my nose. 16:29.680 --> 16:31.839 -I'll let you two get acquainted. -Mm. 16:51.400 --> 16:53.199 I'm gonna kill you in your sleep. 16:55.599 --> 16:58.560 -Daddy! -Hey, Muppet. 17:00.880 --> 17:02.400 -Do you have everything, honey? -Yeah. 17:02.479 --> 17:04.760 -Yeah? There's soup at the house. -Hey. 17:04.839 --> 17:06.240 -Ivo. -Hi. 17:06.319 --> 17:07.520 Um… 17:08.200 --> 17:10.599 Okay. You have fun with Dad. Mwah. 17:10.680 --> 17:11.880 And don't call. 17:12.960 --> 17:15.880 Mommy's gonna be… busy today. 17:21.280 --> 17:24.399 -How do you know they're here? -Find My Phone. 17:24.480 --> 17:27.000 Okay. I'll take the first floor. You take the second. 17:28.960 --> 17:32.040 Hi. I'm with the management team, and I wanted to see if you got the robe. 17:32.120 --> 17:34.600 It's, uh… part of our loyalty program. Enjoy. 17:35.399 --> 17:36.280 Room service? 17:38.080 --> 17:39.960 Um, wrong room. 17:40.760 --> 17:43.919 Oh, sorry. My mistake. Wrong room. 17:47.360 --> 17:48.880 Thank you. 17:50.560 --> 17:51.560 Oh! 17:52.960 --> 17:54.680 Mike, you hypocrite! 17:55.560 --> 17:58.080 Ah. Show yourself! Coward. 18:04.320 --> 18:06.800 This is, uh, Peter. 18:06.880 --> 18:09.840 -You said you had an agreement. -Uh, yes. Yeah. That's true. 18:09.919 --> 18:13.200 I just came to, uh… You know, I wanted to make sure, um… 18:13.280 --> 18:15.399 Well, to check if, uh… everything was going well. 18:15.480 --> 18:18.080 -Oh, Jesus. -Enjoy the champagne. 18:19.040 --> 18:20.200 And each other. 18:21.440 --> 18:22.480 Yeah. 18:28.320 --> 18:30.159 Have you found them yet? 18:30.240 --> 18:32.360 Uh, Pam? Yes, I did. 18:32.440 --> 18:34.280 -And where's Mike, then? -That, I don't know. 18:34.360 --> 18:37.240 That's between you two, Stevie. It's not my business. 18:37.320 --> 18:39.280 -But wait. What-- -No, listen. 18:39.360 --> 18:42.840 Pam and I have made a clear agreement. 18:42.919 --> 18:46.159 I trust her. It's just that I'm… more mature. 18:46.840 --> 18:49.800 And there are some men who aren't ready for that. 18:49.880 --> 18:52.040 They, uh… They do this in secret. 18:52.120 --> 18:54.000 -Do you think that-- -Take care. 19:06.960 --> 19:09.000 You asshole. 19:09.640 --> 19:12.120 -Sorry? -Why are you lying to me? 19:12.200 --> 19:14.200 -What are you talking about? -I saw you with Pam. 19:14.280 --> 19:15.440 I can't believe you'd do this. 19:15.520 --> 19:17.760 What the hell have you been doing with her? 19:17.840 --> 19:19.760 Sweetie, that's for my course. 19:19.840 --> 19:23.960 Yeah, sure. Like the protein you ordered. I looked it up. It's not a medication. 19:24.040 --> 19:25.360 -Listen--- -I talked to Danny. 19:25.440 --> 19:27.120 He said the course ended a while ago. 19:27.200 --> 19:30.480 So be honest for once in your life. Why were you with Pam today? 19:32.120 --> 19:34.800 -I went to the Chamber of Commerce. -What? 19:34.880 --> 19:35.720 Yeah. 19:35.800 --> 19:37.200 I was at the Chamber of Commerce, 19:37.280 --> 19:40.159 and she came with me to help 'cause I started a business. 19:40.240 --> 19:43.480 Then she said she was meeting someone at the hotel, so I dropped her off. 19:43.560 --> 19:46.399 -A business? What business? -Cocksure LLC. 19:47.360 --> 19:49.000 I created my own course, Stevie. 19:49.080 --> 19:51.919 "How to Revive Your Masculinity: Getting Cocky." 19:53.560 --> 19:55.560 A course for men to "get cocky"? 19:55.640 --> 19:58.360 There's a hole in the market. I've got 30 applicants. 19:58.440 --> 20:02.080 I'm gonna sell them carnivore protein for five times the price. 20:02.159 --> 20:04.720 This is what you got from your men's course? 20:04.800 --> 20:06.320 That men aren't cocky enough? 20:06.399 --> 20:07.800 It's genius, right? 20:07.880 --> 20:10.200 It's just… It's gonna be a success, really. 20:10.280 --> 20:11.840 I… I feel it. 20:11.919 --> 20:15.640 Everything will go back to normal. The money will be pouring in. 20:15.720 --> 20:18.000 And you, my darling, you can lounge by the pool all day. 20:18.080 --> 20:20.760 -I don't want to lounge by the pool. -Lounge where you want. 20:20.840 --> 20:24.480 As long as you know that you don't need to do anything. 20:24.560 --> 20:26.240 Your man's making bank again. 20:30.000 --> 20:31.000 Oh! 20:31.960 --> 20:33.520 I won't be needing this. 20:34.040 --> 20:35.120 Boop. 20:37.280 --> 20:39.880 Yoo-hoo, Mommy's home. 20:39.960 --> 20:41.600 The kids aren't here. 20:41.679 --> 20:43.200 Oh, where… where are they? 20:43.280 --> 20:44.280 Football. 20:44.360 --> 20:45.520 Oh, of course. 20:47.200 --> 20:49.120 -What is that? -I'm studying. 20:49.640 --> 20:51.040 You're studying? 20:51.120 --> 20:53.000 Yes, I'm studying, Merel. 20:53.080 --> 20:55.320 Not to be a personal trainer. That seems pretty boring. 20:55.399 --> 20:56.840 To be a detective. 20:57.600 --> 20:59.520 How come you never told me about this? 20:59.600 --> 21:02.000 Well, we all have our secrets, I guess. 21:02.080 --> 21:05.000 Okay, well, I think I'll jog to my parents' house. 21:05.080 --> 21:07.159 Get my steps in. See ya. 21:07.240 --> 21:08.080 Oh, wait, honey. 21:08.159 --> 21:10.840 -You forgot your… toiletries -Oh. Yeah. 21:12.399 --> 21:14.280 You know, I stopped taking the testosterone. 21:14.360 --> 21:15.399 I don't need it anymore. 21:15.480 --> 21:18.440 The doctor says I have the levels of a 23-year-old. 21:19.960 --> 21:21.960 -Bye. -Yeah. 21:24.600 --> 21:25.919 Fuck. 21:55.159 --> 21:59.520 Ah. Hey, you're back already? Was he not good? 21:59.600 --> 22:01.919 Look, we need to talk. This isn't working. 22:02.000 --> 22:03.480 Uh, why not? 22:03.560 --> 22:07.280 -You've been so insecure. Mike? -I know, I… 22:07.800 --> 22:10.439 -I just… -I think it's time for us to stop. 22:11.320 --> 22:14.399 No. No, Pam, no, no, no. I love you. 22:14.480 --> 22:17.679 Please listen. I'll try… not to be jealous anymore. 22:17.760 --> 22:21.000 -Really, I promise. -I mean the open relationship is ending. 22:21.080 --> 22:23.320 I think we should go back to our old routine. 22:23.399 --> 22:25.320 Oh. Seriously? 22:25.399 --> 22:28.439 Yeah. We'll bury ourselves alive. 22:28.520 --> 22:30.399 No, I mean, if you insist. 22:30.480 --> 22:32.640 If… if that's what you really want. 22:32.720 --> 22:34.840 I'm exhausted. It's time for bed. 22:34.919 --> 22:38.360 Yeah. Sweet dreams. Have the sweetest, sweetest dreams. 22:39.240 --> 22:40.800 Yes! 22:40.880 --> 22:44.439 Yes! Yes, yes! Bang, bang, bang, 22:44.520 --> 22:47.159 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 23:01.840 --> 23:02.720 Greg. 23:04.240 --> 23:06.760 -Mama. -Where have you been all night? 23:06.840 --> 23:09.040 -I… I… -Have you been drinking? 23:09.120 --> 23:11.200 Pfft, a little. 23:11.720 --> 23:12.560 -Come on. -Um… 23:12.640 --> 23:15.480 Momma, why doesn't Merel love me? 23:15.560 --> 23:17.120 Merel does love you. 23:17.200 --> 23:18.280 -Oh. -Mm. 23:20.200 --> 23:21.880 Then why is she leaving? 23:23.200 --> 23:27.320 Sometimes you have to leave to come back home, sweetheart. Hmm? 23:27.399 --> 23:30.640 -Merel called me honey this afternoon. -Mm-hmm. 23:34.360 --> 23:37.720 You just need to sleep. 23:37.800 --> 23:40.360 It'll be better tomorrow. 23:46.320 --> 23:47.280 Dad? 23:50.120 --> 23:51.280 Oh, yeah! 23:51.800 --> 23:52.960 Oh! 24:02.240 --> 24:04.320 -You want something to drink? -No. 24:05.679 --> 24:08.280 -I'd like noise-canceling headphones. -Oh. 24:08.840 --> 24:11.600 Sorry, the sex was… so intense! 24:11.679 --> 24:14.760 -Jesus, Dad. I'm your daughter. -Yeah, sorry. 24:15.520 --> 24:19.159 -And it's not just about sex. -I'm breaking up with Anouk. 24:20.439 --> 24:22.040 This is how it's supposed to be. 24:23.600 --> 24:24.840 Hmm? 24:27.760 --> 24:28.840 It's Anouk. 24:29.800 --> 24:30.640 I'm not here. 24:31.640 --> 24:34.240 No. No, no, no, no. Don't do it. 24:35.159 --> 24:38.520 -Tess, what are you doing? -You can't just ghost people, Dad. 24:39.000 --> 24:41.840 -Hi. -Hi. I'm here to see Ivo. 24:41.919 --> 24:43.880 -Mm. Come in. -You must be Tess. 24:43.960 --> 24:46.560 -Yes. Yeah. -Well, how nice. Great to meet you. 24:46.640 --> 24:48.000 Yeah. 24:48.080 --> 24:49.080 Dad? 24:51.760 --> 24:52.840 Uh… 24:55.679 --> 24:57.240 He's right here. Behind the couch. 24:57.840 --> 24:59.240 I found it. 24:59.320 --> 25:01.439 -Hey. -Hey. 25:01.520 --> 25:02.960 You miss me? 25:03.040 --> 25:04.399 Ah. Yes. 25:05.320 --> 25:06.640 -Thai! -Oh. 25:06.720 --> 25:09.280 I wasn't sure what you liked, so I got it all for you. 25:09.360 --> 25:11.040 Wow. 25:11.840 --> 25:13.320 Um… 25:13.399 --> 25:15.800 How about we go on… like, a picnic outing? 25:19.720 --> 25:22.360 So tired! I'm going to bed. Bye. 25:22.439 --> 25:25.240 Oh, well, 'kay. Night night. 25:25.320 --> 25:26.800 Hi. 25:34.800 --> 25:37.000 So fun, this picnic. 25:37.679 --> 25:38.960 And so spontaneous. 25:41.399 --> 25:42.840 Mm! 25:45.520 --> 25:47.800 Anouk, uh, we need to talk. 25:48.679 --> 25:49.520 Yeah? 25:53.800 --> 25:54.840 I think you're so special. 25:56.360 --> 25:58.640 So beautiful. 25:58.720 --> 26:00.640 But I'm so scared. 26:02.520 --> 26:05.720 Scared to love you because it means I could also lose you. 26:05.800 --> 26:06.880 And that… 26:06.960 --> 26:08.439 Oh, jeez, Ivo… 26:08.520 --> 26:09.560 Hmm? 26:11.520 --> 26:13.800 Uh, and that… that, I wouldn't be able to handle. 26:14.560 --> 26:18.399 Look, if we're meant for each other, we'll find our way back. 26:18.919 --> 26:21.199 But you have to give me some time. 26:22.840 --> 26:23.960 Out of love? 26:28.040 --> 26:29.040 Yeah? 26:29.120 --> 26:30.320 Mm-hmm. 26:30.399 --> 26:33.120 -We'll go to therapy. -Sorry? 26:33.199 --> 26:35.240 I understand that you're struggling with something, 26:35.320 --> 26:37.159 and I'm going to help you through it. 26:37.240 --> 26:40.360 No, no. No, I don't need that. Uh, it's just better if… 26:40.439 --> 26:43.120 Wait. What? What are you saying? 26:44.439 --> 26:46.320 A break-up? 26:47.520 --> 26:48.640 Is that what this is? 26:49.360 --> 26:50.840 The sex is really not good. 26:50.919 --> 26:53.399 Uh… That's what it's about? 26:53.480 --> 26:55.960 No. No, it's…Of course not. 26:56.040 --> 26:57.439 Oh wow. 26:57.520 --> 26:58.960 Jesus. 26:59.040 --> 27:03.120 You act like you're this sweet, loving, tender guy, 27:03.199 --> 27:05.679 but you're just one more of those macho guys 27:05.760 --> 27:07.720 who only thinks with his tiny little prick. 27:07.800 --> 27:10.120 You're just as sexist as all the rest! 27:11.720 --> 27:12.720 Anouk. 27:17.840 --> 27:20.640 It's true that men make a mess of things. 27:20.720 --> 27:22.720 And women don't like messes. 27:23.520 --> 27:25.159 From the moment you get out of bed, 27:25.240 --> 27:27.840 the world tells men, "You need to change who you are." 27:27.919 --> 27:31.840 But one can wonder, "What do women really want?" 27:32.520 --> 27:35.040 A vulnerable, compassionate man? 27:35.120 --> 27:38.080 Or the macho guy from all the perfume ads? 27:38.159 --> 27:41.000 He's diving off a cliff and climbing onto his own yacht. 27:41.080 --> 27:43.320 The bulge in his trunks, ready for action. 27:44.199 --> 27:46.840 Ask yourself, "Why would these ads still be on TV 27:46.919 --> 27:49.199 if there wasn't extensive research proving 27:49.280 --> 27:50.919 that's the guy women prefer?" 27:51.520 --> 27:55.439 Sure, equality is nice, but does it turn you on? 27:55.520 --> 27:57.720 When did masculinity get so lost? 27:58.320 --> 27:59.960 Find it with my courses. 28:00.040 --> 28:03.040 Enroll today. BeingCocky.com. 28:03.120 --> 28:05.000 Spaces are limited. Sign up today. 28:07.040 --> 28:09.159 My God, that's shit. 28:09.240 --> 28:11.040 Uh, shit? 28:11.120 --> 28:14.600 Man, it's… it's going completely viral. Di… Did you see? 28:14.679 --> 28:15.560 100,000-plus views. 28:15.640 --> 28:18.000 -It's true, though. -The internet will bury you. 28:18.080 --> 28:21.199 Pfft. There's no such thing as bad publicity. And, hey. 28:21.280 --> 28:22.800 You're the one I should be thanking. 28:22.880 --> 28:25.120 It was your idea to go to that stupid course, 28:25.199 --> 28:26.640 and it turned out great! 28:26.720 --> 28:28.560 Get off! 28:28.640 --> 28:32.800 I genuinely wanted to change, and you… you changed into a monster. 28:32.880 --> 28:35.679 Hey, listen. I'm really trying to help, okay? 28:35.760 --> 28:39.040 I want to give them back their self-respect. That's all. 28:39.120 --> 28:40.720 And get crazy rich doin' it. r self-respect. That's all.