WEBVTT 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:12.479 align:center Change usually… doesn't come easily. 00:00:12.559 --> 00:00:14.120 align:center It comes with resistance. 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:16.560 align:center You ask yourself, "Why?" 00:00:17.279 --> 00:00:18.599 align:center "I don't need to change." 00:00:19.119 --> 00:00:20.840 align:center Yeah, I agree. Are we done? 00:00:20.919 --> 00:00:22.360 align:center And I have some bad news. 00:00:22.439 --> 00:00:25.560 align:center Nowadays, women don't wait around for some macho dude to swoop in. 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:28.480 align:center Women can take care of themselves. Believe me. 00:00:28.560 --> 00:00:30.160 align:center We have to listen to women's feelings. 00:00:30.240 --> 00:00:32.879 align:center And also be truly aware of our own feelings too. 00:00:33.480 --> 00:00:36.120 align:center To do that, we have to embrace change. 00:00:36.199 --> 00:00:39.239 align:center And the clearest way to that goal begins with a look in the mirror. 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:41.320 align:center -Start there. -I dunno. I look in the mirror enough. 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:44.559 align:center And then you'll be on the path to becoming a brand-new man overnight! 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:47.800 align:center All right! 00:00:47.879 --> 00:00:50.120 align:center Sorry. Next time we get together, we're watching football. 00:00:50.199 --> 00:00:52.440 align:center -Oh God. -I found the lecture interesting. 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:54.360 align:center Interesting? Get off the soapbox. 00:00:54.440 --> 00:00:57.239 align:center Well, we live in a society where sexism is built in. 00:00:57.320 --> 00:00:59.760 align:center -Oh man. -Women still hit the glass ceiling. 00:00:59.839 --> 00:01:01.400 align:center There's work to do. Men have to do it. 00:01:01.480 --> 00:01:03.160 align:center Know what women should do, Ivo? 00:01:03.239 --> 00:01:04.560 align:center Take a sponge to that ceiling 00:01:04.640 --> 00:01:06.720 align:center and wipe it so clean, they can look right through it. 00:01:06.800 --> 00:01:08.440 align:center They already have the power. 00:01:08.520 --> 00:01:11.880 align:center The only masculine thing we can still do is cover the check at a restaurant. 00:01:11.960 --> 00:01:14.560 align:center Oh, come on. Anouk and I split everything. It's totally normal. 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:17.440 align:center -Ooh, -You hear that? He said, "Anouk and I." 00:01:17.520 --> 00:01:20.399 align:center Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm having fun. And we… laugh a lot. 00:01:20.479 --> 00:01:21.680 align:center -We share interests. -Okay. 00:01:21.759 --> 00:01:24.080 align:center But… be honest. How's the sex? 00:01:24.160 --> 00:01:28.520 align:center Uh… well, I hope to get some momentum going soon, but it'll work out. 00:01:28.600 --> 00:01:30.440 align:center Merel and I are separating. 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:32.720 align:center Yeah. At least, for the time being. 00:01:32.800 --> 00:01:35.960 align:center She said she just needs a little time to "get things sorted out." 00:01:36.040 --> 00:01:39.199 align:center Come on, man. I mean you and Merel, you guys are solid as a rock. 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:41.399 align:center Yeah, a break can be good for you, you know? 00:01:41.479 --> 00:01:43.560 align:center -Yeah. -Greg… protect yourself. 00:01:44.440 --> 00:01:46.040 align:center I think she's cheating on you. 00:01:46.119 --> 00:01:47.680 align:center Sorry. It's true. Yeah. 00:01:47.759 --> 00:01:48.880 align:center Such a typical male reaction. 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:51.320 align:center She's having doubts, and that tells you she's sleeping around? 00:01:51.399 --> 00:01:54.440 align:center Well, we know she's not sleeping with Greg, right? 00:01:54.520 --> 00:01:55.679 align:center She's going through menopause. 00:01:55.759 --> 00:01:57.559 align:center -Think so? -Yeah. 00:02:00.960 --> 00:02:04.880 align:center Hey. Really sorry about the gala. Mike made it… so embarrassing for me. 00:02:04.960 --> 00:02:07.080 align:center No. That's… not your fault. 00:02:07.160 --> 00:02:10.720 align:center But I'd consider leaving Mike at home next time, if I were you. 00:02:10.799 --> 00:02:13.000 align:center And ask yourself if you want to continue working with him. 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:16.920 align:center But I can't just let him go like that. His self-esteem would take a huge dive, 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:18.280 align:center It would shatter his ego. 00:02:18.360 --> 00:02:20.480 align:center Well, are you a titan of industry or an NGO? 00:02:21.239 --> 00:02:24.440 align:center Look, Good Life with Stevie is a brand with a positive narrative. 00:02:24.519 --> 00:02:26.519 align:center And, you know, we did a lot of work to create that. 00:02:26.600 --> 00:02:28.239 align:center But he has a sweet side too. I swear. 00:02:28.320 --> 00:02:29.239 align:center And he's really trying. 00:02:29.320 --> 00:02:31.160 align:center He's even taking a course with his friends. 00:02:31.239 --> 00:02:33.760 align:center Oh, really? That's nice. 00:02:34.600 --> 00:02:36.400 align:center -Do you know what, Stevie? -Mm-hmm? 00:02:36.480 --> 00:02:39.360 align:center A man has to be strong to be with a successful woman like yourself. 00:02:39.440 --> 00:02:40.640 align:center It takes real courage. 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:42.880 align:center Not everyone has that. 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:06.920 align:center Hey. 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:11.080 align:center -What're you doing? -I need closet space, Dad. 00:03:11.160 --> 00:03:12.120 align:center My CD collection! 00:03:12.200 --> 00:03:14.640 align:center Jesus, Tess, there are a lot of rare items I put in there. 00:03:14.720 --> 00:03:17.360 align:center Yeah. Because most of it's just decades-old garbage no one wants. 00:03:17.440 --> 00:03:19.880 align:center You hold on to things you don't need for way too long, Dad. 00:03:19.959 --> 00:03:21.440 align:center Like Mom, right? 00:03:22.399 --> 00:03:24.600 align:center But! Luckily, I have a brand-new date for you. 00:03:24.679 --> 00:03:26.200 align:center Tess, I'm done with that. 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:27.880 align:center -Are you sure? -Yes. 00:03:28.959 --> 00:03:30.679 align:center Solange is a part-time fashion model. 00:03:30.760 --> 00:03:33.519 align:center She loves adventure and isn't looking for anything long-term. 00:03:34.760 --> 00:03:35.720 align:center Uh, no. 00:03:35.799 --> 00:03:37.920 align:center Tess, Anouk and I are really hitting it off, and I… 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:39.360 align:center I just wanna see where that goes. 00:03:39.440 --> 00:03:41.679 align:center Okay, never mind. But I do have a date tonight. 00:03:41.760 --> 00:03:43.399 align:center Would you mind taking these boxes out? 00:03:45.440 --> 00:03:46.840 align:center Your math test is tomorrow, right? 00:03:47.720 --> 00:03:50.119 align:center -Why are you bringing that up? -You're not doing well in math. 00:03:50.200 --> 00:03:53.440 align:center So it's better if you stay home and do problems to get your grades up. 00:03:53.519 --> 00:03:57.640 align:center Ugh! I would've stayed at Mom's if I knew you were gonna be like this! 00:04:00.119 --> 00:04:01.359 align:center Oh great. Speak of the devil. 00:04:01.440 --> 00:04:02.920 align:center What did you call me? 00:04:03.600 --> 00:04:06.519 align:center Oh no. Uh, what? Nah, uh… Hi, Dé. Um… 00:04:06.600 --> 00:04:08.200 align:center -What's up? -Um, are you around? 00:04:08.280 --> 00:04:09.720 align:center Uh, yeah. Why? 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:19.640 align:center Welcome. Can I help you? 00:04:20.880 --> 00:04:22.479 align:center Well… just looking for a nice set. 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:24.320 align:center -May I ask what it's for? -For my girlfriend. 00:04:24.400 --> 00:04:25.720 align:center No, I meant, what's the occasion? 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:27.840 align:center Is there anything you're celebrating? 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:31.080 align:center Activewear, or does it need to match with something? 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:35.440 align:center -We're in a bit of a rough patch. -So bringing back the excitement? 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:38.200 align:center No… actually, the routine. 00:04:38.280 --> 00:04:41.200 align:center -Oh? -Yeah. My girlfriend, she, uh… 00:04:41.960 --> 00:04:45.280 align:center She wants an open relationship. And it's tricky, I guess. 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:47.840 align:center We had a fight about it, and now I want to make it up to her. 00:04:47.919 --> 00:04:49.919 align:center Sure. I'll have a look for you, okay? 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:54.520 align:center How about white? No. Let's try… 00:04:54.599 --> 00:04:57.160 align:center Here. What do you think? Think it might fit her? 00:04:58.360 --> 00:04:59.720 align:center Yeah, it might. 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:02.320 align:center You know what? I can help you. 00:05:04.080 --> 00:05:05.120 align:center Come. 00:05:09.440 --> 00:05:10.840 align:center And? 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:13.479 align:center Yeah, that's good. That's about right. 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:14.919 align:center -Yeah? -Yes. 00:05:21.640 --> 00:05:23.960 align:center Nice of you to squeeze me in between all the whoring around, 00:05:24.039 --> 00:05:25.520 align:center wild nights, and sex parties. 00:05:25.599 --> 00:05:29.080 align:center -I didn't have a date. I was at a course. -A course? What kind of course? 00:05:29.160 --> 00:05:31.479 align:center Trying to become less of a… macho man. Less aggressive. 00:05:31.560 --> 00:05:33.680 align:center Yeah? 00:05:33.760 --> 00:05:36.440 align:center Less macho than now? 00:05:37.160 --> 00:05:39.880 align:center All right, go ahead. What's, uh… what's so important? 00:05:39.960 --> 00:05:42.479 align:center Well, I wanted to talk to you about the alimony, all right? 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:46.320 align:center Oh. Right, I didn't want to bring it up, but… but… it is a little strange 00:05:46.400 --> 00:05:47.720 align:center that I still have to pay it. 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:49.359 align:center You owe more now. 00:05:51.440 --> 00:05:54.840 align:center Huh? Tess… lives with me now. Why would the alimony increase? 00:05:54.919 --> 00:05:57.520 align:center That's well and good, but as long as Tess officially lives with me, 00:05:57.599 --> 00:05:59.320 align:center you're gonna have to pony up. I'm sorry. 00:06:01.359 --> 00:06:03.200 align:center And I can't pay the mortgage on my own. 00:06:03.919 --> 00:06:04.880 align:center So the dentist is… 00:06:06.840 --> 00:06:08.640 align:center Oh, is it over? Did you get dumped? 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:11.840 align:center -It was completely mutual. -Really? 00:06:13.760 --> 00:06:15.200 align:center That's a real shame. 00:06:18.440 --> 00:06:19.840 align:center I thought he was a great guy. 00:06:19.919 --> 00:06:21.720 align:center Are you still on Tinder? 00:06:21.799 --> 00:06:24.160 align:center No. I have something… 00:06:24.919 --> 00:06:27.479 align:center someone… semi-permanent, so to speak. 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:30.520 align:center Good. I'd appreciate it if you could start paying more soon, okay? 00:06:30.599 --> 00:06:31.799 align:center We could do it through Pam, 00:06:31.880 --> 00:06:34.400 align:center but that would end up being more expensive, right? Hmm? 00:06:42.640 --> 00:06:44.840 align:center I… It's just gone. The hope. 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:48.080 align:center We really don't find each other attractive. 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:49.359 align:center Speak for yourself. 00:06:49.440 --> 00:06:50.479 align:center Greg, be honest. 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:53.359 align:center You need testosterone injections just to be able to make love, don't you? 00:06:53.440 --> 00:06:55.560 align:center Yeah. At least you know I'm making an effort. 00:06:55.640 --> 00:06:57.720 align:center I even enrolled in a course on toxic masculinity. 00:06:58.320 --> 00:07:01.880 align:center Yeah, but that doesn't help me at all. I don't have a problem with men. 00:07:01.960 --> 00:07:03.280 align:center But she does with me. 00:07:04.919 --> 00:07:06.840 align:center Could it just be menopause? Is that…? 00:07:06.919 --> 00:07:09.039 align:center Greg, it's not menopause. I'm 42 years old. 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:10.520 align:center You know, but it could be. 00:07:10.599 --> 00:07:12.680 align:center Some women start very early, you know? 00:07:12.760 --> 00:07:14.799 align:center And let me tell you, it can be extremely drastic. 00:07:14.880 --> 00:07:16.560 align:center Mood swings, crying. 00:07:16.640 --> 00:07:20.599 align:center Some women cry for days. And then suddenly, you're super irritated! 00:07:22.640 --> 00:07:23.640 align:center No, I don't think it's… 00:07:23.719 --> 00:07:27.200 align:center Hair just breaks out all over, then there's bleeding, sweating, snoring. 00:07:27.280 --> 00:07:29.840 align:center -You have been sweaty at night. -Greg, I'm not going through-- 00:07:29.919 --> 00:07:32.359 align:center But your wife's current condition doesn't give you a free pass 00:07:32.440 --> 00:07:35.479 align:center to treat all menopausal women like they belong in a padded cell, okay? 00:07:35.560 --> 00:07:37.799 align:center Do you know how sexist that is? To be so dismissive? 00:07:37.880 --> 00:07:40.640 align:center "Oh, there she goes again. The lunatic going through menopause." 00:07:40.719 --> 00:07:43.000 align:center It's not menopause. End of discussion. 00:07:43.599 --> 00:07:46.039 align:center I need a minute, okay? Just to sort through some… 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:48.039 align:center Just to figure things out. That's it. That's all. 00:07:48.640 --> 00:07:50.919 align:center And the kids? How did they react to the news? 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:53.640 align:center -We still have to tell the kids. -You still have to tell them. 00:07:53.719 --> 00:07:56.080 align:center -Well, we have to do it together. -But I didn't ask for this. 00:07:56.159 --> 00:07:57.599 align:center A NEST HERE A NEST THERE 00:07:57.679 --> 00:07:59.919 align:center You should really consider reading this to them. 00:08:00.440 --> 00:08:03.560 align:center It's all about these two birds who are deciding 00:08:03.640 --> 00:08:04.840 align:center to fly their separate ways 00:08:04.919 --> 00:08:07.359 align:center but still continue to look after the nest together. 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:15.239 align:center It's 32.50. 00:08:16.440 --> 00:08:18.719 align:center -Oh, so you wrote it yourself? -Yeah. 00:08:18.799 --> 00:08:20.159 align:center Yeah. 00:08:22.239 --> 00:08:23.120 align:center Holy crap. 00:08:23.200 --> 00:08:25.440 align:center You're never gonna believe what just happened to me. 00:08:27.799 --> 00:08:30.039 align:center I went to get you lingerie to apologize. 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:31.440 align:center -Okay… -I went into this nice shop. 00:08:31.520 --> 00:08:34.159 align:center And this saleswoman… She was stunning. A complete knockout. 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:36.880 align:center And, and… I told her all about… about our argument, 00:08:36.959 --> 00:08:39.720 align:center and… she said, "I'll show you the lingerie." 00:08:39.799 --> 00:08:43.720 align:center She put on this sexy outfit. Then she grabbed onto me. And… vrrt! 00:08:44.760 --> 00:08:46.280 align:center -Daan. -Yeah? 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:48.800 align:center -You really think I'd believe that story? -Uh… 00:08:48.880 --> 00:08:50.079 align:center No, it's real, I swear! 00:08:50.160 --> 00:08:51.199 align:center -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 00:08:51.280 --> 00:08:53.120 align:center -Where's my lingerie, then? -Where… 00:08:53.199 --> 00:08:54.840 align:center Oh, shit. 00:08:54.920 --> 00:08:58.199 align:center -Can't believe I left it in the store. -Oh, wait. That is convincing. 00:08:58.720 --> 00:08:59.800 align:center Hmm? 00:09:00.520 --> 00:09:01.640 align:center -Oh! -Uh… 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:04.000 align:center Yeah, you actually still smell like her. 00:09:04.079 --> 00:09:06.199 align:center -Oh, I'm so proud of you. -Yeah? 00:09:06.280 --> 00:09:07.959 align:center Oh, Danny, I knew you could do it! 00:09:08.040 --> 00:09:09.720 align:center Yeah, I know. Look, it does take a while. 00:09:09.800 --> 00:09:10.920 align:center But I can do this. 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:12.520 align:center -That's right! -Yeah! 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:16.920 align:center -Okay, tell me everything. -Right. I got in there… 00:09:17.000 --> 00:09:19.079 align:center Ugh, Jesus. 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:24.520 align:center -Come on! -Hey, honey. 00:09:25.040 --> 00:09:26.920 align:center Oh hey, sweetie. Could you please… 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:29.240 align:center Hey. Goal's over there, idiot. 00:09:29.320 --> 00:09:31.640 align:center Christ. Can't you… 00:09:34.079 --> 00:09:36.040 align:center Hey. I wanna hear about the course. 00:09:36.640 --> 00:09:38.240 align:center -Huh? -About being a new man. 00:09:38.320 --> 00:09:40.040 align:center With you and the guys. How is it? 00:09:40.120 --> 00:09:42.520 align:center Oh. Uh, very interesting. Super interesting. 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:45.199 align:center It's just been… uh, yeah. A really great course. 00:09:45.959 --> 00:09:48.680 align:center I'm really impressed that you're working on yourself like this. 00:09:48.760 --> 00:09:49.920 align:center Thank you. 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:53.040 align:center When a man allows himself to be vulnerable, it's real courage. 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:55.800 align:center That is almost exactly what Bram was saying. 00:09:55.880 --> 00:09:59.800 align:center The Netherlands bearing down. Just look at that agility on Noa Lang. 00:09:59.880 --> 00:10:04.440 align:center God! Shoot! Shoot! Ugh! Come on! Learn how to kick! 00:10:04.520 --> 00:10:06.400 align:center They really squandered that one. 00:10:07.800 --> 00:10:11.240 align:center Sweetheart, now that I've opened up to you like this, 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:14.040 align:center I've been thinking that you'd like to hear a little bit 00:10:14.120 --> 00:10:16.480 align:center about my fantasies, what turns me on. 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:19.360 align:center We're not watching football tonight, Daan. 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:22.640 align:center That's not… No, come on. I've just been thinking 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:25.120 align:center that… a threesome is interesting. 00:10:25.199 --> 00:10:29.240 align:center Mm. Uh, wait. Are you saying you… might want that? 00:10:29.320 --> 00:10:32.360 align:center Oh, it was just a… a… uh… a little uh, you know… 00:10:32.440 --> 00:10:37.320 align:center An idea that has very, very occasionally, uh… come to mind, that's all. 00:10:37.839 --> 00:10:39.000 align:center But, you know… for me, 00:10:39.079 --> 00:10:42.720 align:center it's important that you are totally on board, know what I mean? 00:10:43.839 --> 00:10:45.360 align:center How do you see that going? 00:10:45.880 --> 00:10:48.760 align:center I guess, well… you and the other woman are on the bed, and I just like-- 00:10:48.839 --> 00:10:50.480 align:center Danny! I meant, who would it be? 00:10:51.040 --> 00:10:53.719 align:center I guess just… uh, a girl. 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:58.600 align:center Okay, just never mind. Let's, uh… It was just an idea. Yeah. 00:10:58.680 --> 00:11:00.040 align:center I, uh… I, uh… 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.360 align:center You like doing things together, 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:03.839 align:center and I'm trying to support you, you know? Yeah. 00:11:03.920 --> 00:11:07.000 align:center -Mind if I think about it a little? -Yeah. Yeah, of course. 00:11:07.079 --> 00:11:07.920 align:center -Really? -Do it. 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:09.440 align:center -Okay. -Mm. 00:11:17.680 --> 00:11:18.680 align:center DRIVING SCHOOL MEREL CITY 00:11:18.760 --> 00:11:21.600 align:center "Okay. Once upon a time, there were four little birds." 00:11:21.680 --> 00:11:22.600 align:center "A momma bird." 00:11:23.640 --> 00:11:24.640 align:center "I'm a momma bird." 00:11:26.040 --> 00:11:27.880 align:center "And a papa bird too." 00:11:27.959 --> 00:11:31.920 align:center "Hello. It's me, the strong yet sensitive Papa Bird. 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:35.199 align:center "And all the females want to be with me." 00:11:35.719 --> 00:11:37.920 align:center "Most of the females." 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:39.680 align:center I like Dad's voice better. 00:11:39.760 --> 00:11:41.959 align:center -"And a pretty girl bird." -Hey, that's me! 00:11:42.040 --> 00:11:43.199 align:center Yeah. 00:11:43.280 --> 00:11:45.079 align:center And… a tough, energetic boy bird. 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:48.719 align:center Jason. Jason. Come on. No. Time to put the iPad away. 00:11:48.800 --> 00:11:49.880 align:center Now. Come on. Join in. 00:11:49.959 --> 00:11:50.839 align:center -Hey, Dad? -Huh? 00:11:50.920 --> 00:11:51.959 align:center Did you get cancer? 00:11:52.040 --> 00:11:54.280 align:center -What did you say? -Sweetie, what made you think I'm sick? 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:57.360 align:center Well, Liv's parents sat her down to tell her a story like this once. 00:11:57.440 --> 00:11:59.240 align:center Then her mom went bald and got really sick. 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:02.280 align:center -Oh. -No, sweetheart. I am not sick, all right? 00:12:02.360 --> 00:12:04.079 align:center But you are bald, though. 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:10.440 align:center "Then one day, suddenly, the papa bird and momma bird had… a bad argument." 00:12:13.079 --> 00:12:17.320 align:center "I still love you, honey, and I always will," said Papa Bird. 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:26.000 align:center "I love you too, but not as much as in the beginning." 00:12:26.079 --> 00:12:29.079 align:center "So I think I'm gonna live in another tree for a little while." 00:12:31.880 --> 00:12:36.800 align:center "But it might get sad, lonely, and cold in that other tree." 00:12:36.880 --> 00:12:37.839 align:center "And kinda scary." 00:12:37.920 --> 00:12:40.120 align:center -Are you improvising right now? -No. 00:12:40.199 --> 00:12:41.680 align:center Who is Ramon? 00:12:42.400 --> 00:12:45.520 align:center "If you were here, I'd definitely make you break a sweat." 00:12:45.599 --> 00:12:47.440 align:center What? Uh… What? Is this… 00:12:47.520 --> 00:12:48.640 align:center Who is this? 00:12:49.560 --> 00:12:50.599 align:center Well, that's… 00:12:51.719 --> 00:12:53.440 align:center You gotta be kidding. 00:12:58.760 --> 00:13:00.120 align:center Uh, Greg, it's… 00:13:00.199 --> 00:13:01.880 align:center Definitely not menopause. 00:13:04.719 --> 00:13:05.560 align:center Damn it. 00:13:07.079 --> 00:13:08.760 align:center Hey, wait a second, Greg! 00:13:08.839 --> 00:13:11.400 align:center -Can you give me back the iPad? -No! 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:17.520 align:center Well… 00:13:18.400 --> 00:13:21.320 align:center -I had an amazing night. -Yeah? I'd love to come up for a bit. 00:13:21.400 --> 00:13:24.760 align:center Oh, God, that sounds great, but… I have to get up super early tomorrow. 00:13:24.839 --> 00:13:27.360 align:center Tomorrow? It shouldn't take that long. 00:13:37.920 --> 00:13:38.959 align:center See ya later. 00:13:43.280 --> 00:13:44.959 align:center Ah, Jesus Christ. 00:13:45.040 --> 00:13:46.560 align:center Painful. 00:13:46.640 --> 00:13:49.680 align:center Almost got lucky, but then you were cock-blocked into oblivion. 00:13:50.680 --> 00:13:53.719 align:center Hey, do you have a few extra euros to help me get a place I can sleep? 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:55.640 align:center So you can sleep? Mmm. 00:13:56.719 --> 00:13:57.680 align:center Oh. 00:13:58.280 --> 00:13:59.400 align:center Gee, thanks. 00:14:04.599 --> 00:14:06.719 align:center A threesome? A little trio! 00:14:06.800 --> 00:14:08.800 align:center -Oh man. C'mon, that's the jackpot! -Well… 00:14:08.880 --> 00:14:11.040 align:center But I thought you weren't into the "open" thing. 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:13.800 align:center Ah, yeah, I guess it's sorta like Bram would say, right? 00:14:13.880 --> 00:14:16.320 align:center "Every now and then, your girlfriend's worth listening to." 00:14:16.400 --> 00:14:17.440 align:center God. 00:14:17.520 --> 00:14:19.880 align:center Ah, I'm not that interested, honestly. 00:14:19.959 --> 00:14:21.560 align:center You gonna give us the sexism lecture? 00:14:21.640 --> 00:14:22.839 align:center No. Nothing like that. 00:14:22.920 --> 00:14:25.319 align:center It just doesn't seem all that relaxing to me. Uh… 00:14:25.400 --> 00:14:28.160 align:center What if you couldn't get it up? Like… 'cause of the pressure. 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:29.800 align:center Or the strain. 00:14:29.880 --> 00:14:31.839 align:center Then there's the condoms. That's tricky, right? 00:14:31.920 --> 00:14:33.920 align:center What? One for Pam, one for the guest? 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:36.800 align:center -Switch out? -You don't want anyone to catch anything. 00:14:36.880 --> 00:14:39.199 align:center Yeah, he's right. It's a lot of work, Daan. 00:14:39.280 --> 00:14:41.319 align:center -You might get neglected. -Oh. 00:14:41.400 --> 00:14:44.719 align:center Yeah. 'Cause they might just be interested in each other, and you might get snubbed. 00:14:44.800 --> 00:14:46.560 align:center Yeah. It's true. Women don't need us anymore. 00:14:46.640 --> 00:14:48.000 align:center They can take care of themselves. 00:14:48.079 --> 00:14:50.360 align:center Come on, haven't you seen those girl-on-girl films? 00:14:50.439 --> 00:14:52.520 align:center Ah, fuck off. That's all a crock of shit. 00:14:52.599 --> 00:14:53.800 align:center It'll be all right, dude. 00:14:53.880 --> 00:14:56.319 align:center They're ours. All women need men. 00:14:56.400 --> 00:14:58.800 align:center Okay? That is… never gonna change. 00:14:58.880 --> 00:15:00.319 align:center Yeah, except for Merel. 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:02.959 align:center -Daan, you were right. -What? 00:15:03.040 --> 00:15:04.719 align:center -There's someone else. -No. 00:15:04.800 --> 00:15:08.360 align:center Ramon. A guy from the gym, of course. Fifteen years younger. 00:15:08.439 --> 00:15:11.040 align:center -Fifteen years younger? -That's like criminal. 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:14.520 align:center -Uh… Stevie's a lot younger than you too. -Oh, yeah. 00:15:14.599 --> 00:15:16.800 align:center -What a bitch! With her trainer. -I know! 00:15:17.400 --> 00:15:20.319 align:center I say we just beat this guy up, all right? 00:15:20.880 --> 00:15:23.640 align:center I'm serious, we'll go to the gym and find this Ramon dude. 00:15:23.719 --> 00:15:27.120 align:center A… And hit him. Like ten times. For every time he banged your wife. 00:15:27.199 --> 00:15:29.000 align:center How many times did they actually go at it? 00:15:29.079 --> 00:15:30.839 align:center I really don't want to know, man. 00:15:31.479 --> 00:15:33.000 align:center I actually think it's a good idea. 00:15:33.079 --> 00:15:35.199 align:center What? We're taking a course about looking inward 00:15:35.280 --> 00:15:37.920 align:center and becoming all vulnerable, and you're staging an ambush. 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:39.079 align:center -Yeah. -Yeah. 00:15:39.160 --> 00:15:42.760 align:center Yeah. And we're about to show this tool how vulnerable he really is. 00:15:43.400 --> 00:15:44.719 align:center Yeah, you're coming. 00:15:44.800 --> 00:15:46.520 align:center Yeah. But I don't wanna fight. 00:15:53.680 --> 00:15:55.680 align:center How does a photo just appear on an iPad? 00:15:56.280 --> 00:15:57.560 align:center Well, it's via iCloud. 00:15:57.640 --> 00:15:59.520 align:center All of your data is constantly synchronizing. 00:15:59.599 --> 00:16:01.640 align:center Oh! This is why I've always wanted to sue Apple. 00:16:01.719 --> 00:16:02.800 align:center This is on you. 00:16:02.880 --> 00:16:05.079 align:center What? You said it happened 'cause of the iCloud. 00:16:05.160 --> 00:16:07.240 align:center Why does it have to be connected? There's no privacy. 00:16:07.319 --> 00:16:08.760 align:center I could've sworn that's illegal. 00:16:08.839 --> 00:16:12.040 align:center Hmm. Governments love protecting women who've been cheating, yep. 00:16:12.120 --> 00:16:14.479 align:center Look, I think you… just should've been honest. 00:16:14.560 --> 00:16:16.280 align:center -This would've been so much easier. -Ugh. 00:16:16.359 --> 00:16:18.599 align:center -Honesty is the best policy. -Okay, Grandma. 00:16:18.680 --> 00:16:22.680 align:center Hey, luckily Greg is rational. He won't do anything crazy. 00:16:26.359 --> 00:16:27.880 align:center Okay, boys. Let's go. 00:16:29.120 --> 00:16:30.839 align:center -I work for the police, okay? -Give it to me. 00:16:30.920 --> 00:16:32.760 align:center -It's your day off, though. Come on. -Okay. 00:16:32.839 --> 00:16:34.000 align:center -Okay. Okay. -Guys. 00:16:34.079 --> 00:16:35.800 align:center Look, there are tons of cameras everywhere. 00:16:35.880 --> 00:16:37.400 align:center Ah. Shit. That's just what I need. 00:16:37.479 --> 00:16:39.439 align:center To get fired, put in jail, and cheated on. 00:16:39.520 --> 00:16:41.520 align:center -How's that for a new man? -But… But… 00:16:41.599 --> 00:16:43.280 align:center Do we know for sure that it's all his fault? 00:16:43.359 --> 00:16:45.120 align:center Merel could have just said no, right? 00:16:45.199 --> 00:16:46.880 align:center Yeah, does he know she's not single? 00:16:46.959 --> 00:16:48.240 align:center -Uh… well… -What? 00:16:48.319 --> 00:16:50.520 align:center Grow a pair! He fucked around with our friend's wife. 00:16:50.599 --> 00:16:51.439 align:center We have to do this! 00:16:51.520 --> 00:16:54.000 align:center -Wait! That's him! -What? Sorry, which one… 00:16:54.079 --> 00:16:55.640 align:center -That's him? -Yeah, I think so. 00:16:55.719 --> 00:16:56.760 align:center That one. 00:16:57.280 --> 00:16:59.240 align:center But is that him? Well, is it!? 00:16:59.319 --> 00:17:01.520 align:center I don't really know. I never seen him with his clothes on. 00:17:01.599 --> 00:17:03.719 align:center -Come on. Let's go! -Just wait, wait, wait. 00:17:05.040 --> 00:17:06.760 align:center -Hey. Hey! -Hello. 00:17:06.839 --> 00:17:08.000 align:center -What's good? -Hey. 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:15.119 align:center Wait. Well, now he's gone! 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:16.119 align:center Fuck. 00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:17.839 align:center So the lucky bastard got away, huh? 00:17:17.919 --> 00:17:20.079 align:center -Oh, now you're tough? -For the love of God. 00:17:20.159 --> 00:17:22.119 align:center -Was it him or not? -Yeah, it was him. 00:17:22.200 --> 00:17:23.760 align:center -Oh, so it was him? -Dummy. 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:24.919 align:center -You idiot. -Yeah. 00:17:25.000 --> 00:17:26.399 align:center 'Cause otherwise, we would've-- 00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:30.159 align:center -Yeah. I'm sure you would've. -Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, do it. 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:41.800 align:center So, two chickpea and sage risottos 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:44.440 align:center and one chicken breast with a pinch of rosemary. 00:17:45.600 --> 00:17:47.919 align:center -And uh… are we still thirsty here? -Yeah. 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:49.120 align:center Yeah? 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:50.840 align:center -I think I found someone. -Huh? 00:17:50.919 --> 00:17:53.320 align:center -For what? -For our little trio. There. 00:17:53.840 --> 00:17:55.520 align:center What? No, not here. 00:17:57.080 --> 00:17:59.720 align:center -Come on. Take a look. -All right. 00:17:59.800 --> 00:18:02.720 align:center -Here, look. Don't you think she's hot? -Yeah, no, she's good-looking. 00:18:02.800 --> 00:18:03.640 align:center Yeah. 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:06.040 align:center I was just thinking, we don't have to do this. 00:18:06.120 --> 00:18:07.560 align:center -Or this girl? -No. 00:18:08.080 --> 00:18:09.800 align:center She might be better. Don't you think? 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:12.240 align:center Well, honestly, I have no idea what your type is. 00:18:12.320 --> 00:18:15.880 align:center Damn, you can tell she works out, can't you? Wow. 00:18:15.960 --> 00:18:18.320 align:center Wow. Yeah. Are you sure you wanna do this? 00:18:18.399 --> 00:18:20.000 align:center Well, yeah, assuming she's interested. 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:23.800 align:center -She wants a photo of us. -All right. 00:18:25.280 --> 00:18:26.399 align:center Hey, you have to smile, okay? 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:28.159 align:center Now it looks like we're pissed about this. 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:29.720 align:center Okay. 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:33.440 align:center -Oh fuck. Damn. -This whole thing's getting me really hot. 00:18:33.520 --> 00:18:35.159 align:center -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 00:18:39.520 --> 00:18:40.360 align:center Seriously? 00:18:41.320 --> 00:18:43.360 align:center Uh, just getting this for a customer. 00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:46.159 align:center -Don't forget about table two, all right? -Yeah, I won't. Got it. 00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:58.200 align:center My CD collection. Many, many years in the making. 00:18:59.080 --> 00:19:00.800 align:center It pains me to get rid of them, but yeah. 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:03.360 align:center The new generation just doesn't see the value here. 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:06.200 align:center Luckily, there are still places that appreciate a goldmine like this. 00:19:06.280 --> 00:19:08.040 align:center Oh. Yeah. 00:19:08.120 --> 00:19:09.960 align:center Uh-huh. Eighty euros. 00:19:10.600 --> 00:19:13.000 align:center What? What? You out of your mind, sir? 00:19:13.080 --> 00:19:15.840 align:center There are some real gems in here. Here, uh, Nevermind. 00:19:15.919 --> 00:19:17.679 align:center Plus, it's been autographed by a roadie. 00:19:17.760 --> 00:19:19.919 align:center Uh, Jamiroquai. Bonus instrumental track included. 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:22.040 align:center -Look. I've already got five of those. -Jeez. 00:19:23.159 --> 00:19:24.399 align:center Eighty euros. 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:27.840 align:center No. 00:19:34.679 --> 00:19:36.760 align:center Hey, sweetie. Keys. Did you dri… Oh there. 00:19:36.840 --> 00:19:37.760 align:center Are you leaving? 00:19:37.840 --> 00:19:40.159 align:center Yeah. Yeah, the course. 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:42.000 align:center -Oh, yeah. -Unless you need me, of course. 00:19:42.080 --> 00:19:43.280 align:center I can skip it if you need help. 00:19:43.360 --> 00:19:45.080 align:center No. Please, you go improve yourself. 00:19:45.159 --> 00:19:47.440 align:center Yeah. So you don't need a hand filming? 00:19:47.520 --> 00:19:48.760 align:center Oh my God, check this out. 00:19:48.840 --> 00:19:50.760 align:center I made a cool filter. I thought you had to see it. 00:19:50.840 --> 00:19:52.640 align:center That's what I'm talking about! Yes! 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:54.480 align:center Great. I'm fine. Andrea's helping out. 00:19:54.560 --> 00:19:56.880 align:center Ah. 00:19:56.960 --> 00:19:58.679 align:center So does she work for Good Life with Stevie? 00:19:58.760 --> 00:20:01.399 align:center Yes. Because you've been so busy with your course. 00:20:01.480 --> 00:20:03.520 align:center And I want you to have some time for yourself too. 00:20:03.600 --> 00:20:05.240 align:center -Yeah? -She can't replace you, honey. 00:20:05.320 --> 00:20:06.760 align:center Never. 00:20:08.040 --> 00:20:10.000 align:center And just so you know, she doesn't work for me. 00:20:10.080 --> 00:20:11.800 align:center She works with me. 00:20:13.480 --> 00:20:16.120 align:center -Cheese! -This filter is the best! 00:20:17.399 --> 00:20:19.760 align:center Before you can fully transform into a new man, 00:20:19.840 --> 00:20:23.280 align:center first, we have to learn to say goodbye to the old man. 00:20:23.360 --> 00:20:25.200 align:center Let's start by deconstructing ourselves. 00:20:25.280 --> 00:20:28.240 align:center I need a volunteer to demonstrate, so I'm looking for a real man's man. 00:20:28.320 --> 00:20:30.720 align:center Uh, this gentleman. With the phone. 00:20:30.800 --> 00:20:31.800 align:center -Hello? -Huh? 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:33.880 align:center -Your name? -Mike. 00:20:34.640 --> 00:20:36.080 align:center Welcome, Mike. Come on over here. 00:20:37.080 --> 00:20:38.800 align:center -Ah. -Yeah, Mikey! 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:41.280 align:center -Like he's walking to his death. -Oh, no. 00:20:42.560 --> 00:20:44.240 align:center So, go ahead, tell us, Mike. 00:20:44.320 --> 00:20:46.320 align:center Can you think of the last time you cried? 00:20:46.399 --> 00:20:48.760 align:center Uh… last night watching the Dutch team play football. 00:20:50.399 --> 00:20:51.520 align:center -Nice. -Bam! 00:20:51.600 --> 00:20:53.320 align:center Hey, and uh, Mike, what do you do for work? 00:20:53.399 --> 00:20:56.040 align:center Oh, I… um, can I be honest right now, Bram? 00:20:56.120 --> 00:20:57.720 align:center Of course. Course. That's why we're here. 00:20:57.800 --> 00:21:02.880 align:center Okay. I have a few… minor doubts… about… about the… the course. 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.360 align:center -Criticism? Very good. -Yeah. 00:21:04.440 --> 00:21:05.520 align:center The new man thing, 00:21:05.600 --> 00:21:08.080 align:center is there any research, or is it mostly your idea? 00:21:08.159 --> 00:21:10.360 align:center Are you doubting… that men and women should be equal? 00:21:10.440 --> 00:21:12.600 align:center No. Equality's great. I have no problem there. 00:21:12.679 --> 00:21:16.000 align:center But… that's different from being the same, right? 00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:17.480 align:center No? 00:21:17.560 --> 00:21:19.080 align:center Mm. I don't follow. 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:21.880 align:center -Uh, Greg. Greg. -Huh? 00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:23.640 align:center -Come over here. -What? 00:21:23.720 --> 00:21:25.040 align:center Yeah. I wanna show them something. 00:21:25.120 --> 00:21:26.320 align:center -What? -Greg, come on. 00:21:26.399 --> 00:21:28.000 align:center -Greg! -Okay. 00:21:32.840 --> 00:21:36.320 align:center My friend Greg is a living example of the new man. 00:21:36.399 --> 00:21:39.120 align:center He's very kind. He's… patient, mellow, uh… 00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:40.600 align:center He takes care of the house. 00:21:40.679 --> 00:21:42.360 align:center Happy to load and unload the dishwasher. 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:45.440 align:center Yeah, the kids tend to load the knives pointed up, which is like… 00:21:45.520 --> 00:21:46.800 align:center -It's very dangerous. -Yeah. 00:21:47.560 --> 00:21:50.480 align:center There isn't an ounce of macho in Greg. 00:21:50.560 --> 00:21:52.840 align:center Not a gram of alpha male. 00:21:52.919 --> 00:21:56.159 align:center Greg's, um… what you'd call "a really lovely guy." 00:21:56.240 --> 00:21:58.520 align:center -And how does his wife thank him? -Mike. 00:21:58.600 --> 00:21:59.679 align:center Well? Any guesses? 00:21:59.760 --> 00:22:01.399 align:center Screwing her personal trainer, how's that? 00:22:01.480 --> 00:22:03.360 align:center Yeah. 00:22:03.439 --> 00:22:05.200 align:center Yeah. So that brings me to my question. 00:22:05.280 --> 00:22:07.880 align:center This new man thing. Do you really think this crap helps? 00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:11.360 align:center Or is everyone in here just getting taken for a ride?! 00:22:11.439 --> 00:22:12.880 align:center That is my friend! 00:22:15.919 --> 00:22:17.760 align:center Mike, you took that way too far. 00:22:17.840 --> 00:22:20.159 align:center Oh, come on. Most of those losers in there were agreeing. 00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:21.760 align:center That stuff is my business, Mike. 00:22:21.840 --> 00:22:22.760 align:center Ah, come on, bro. 00:22:22.840 --> 00:22:24.560 align:center It's healthy to talk about your problems. 00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:26.159 align:center Your own problems. Not everyone else's. 00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:28.960 align:center Don't get so worked up. I mean, this whole course is a huge farce. 00:22:29.040 --> 00:22:31.720 align:center Yeah, you think that guy believes this? Come on. It's a grift. Here. 00:22:31.800 --> 00:22:34.720 align:center Let's do the math. There are a hundred guys, right? 00:22:34.800 --> 00:22:37.640 align:center They each pay 400 euros. That's 40,000 euros 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:38.880 align:center for six weeks, and… 00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:41.640 align:center The occasional afternoon or morning. Maybe an evening session. 00:22:41.720 --> 00:22:43.679 align:center That guy is making a fortune! 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:48.600 align:center Well, Mike. If you're so worked up, start your own course. How 'bout that? 00:22:48.679 --> 00:22:50.840 align:center I know you're kidding, but that's a very good idea. 00:22:50.919 --> 00:22:53.000 align:center -I mean it, seriously. Good idea. -Ah, what the fuck? 00:22:53.080 --> 00:22:55.960 align:center -Now, drinks on me? Let's do it. -Yeah. So Stevie's paying. 00:22:56.040 --> 00:22:57.240 align:center I gotta head out. 00:22:57.320 --> 00:22:59.280 align:center -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Hey, hey, hey. 00:22:59.360 --> 00:23:00.919 align:center -Come on. -Not so fast. 00:23:01.000 --> 00:23:02.600 align:center Come on. Come on. 00:23:02.679 --> 00:23:04.439 align:center This will be good for you, okay? 00:23:09.840 --> 00:23:12.439 align:center You'll never find me using thick bleach again. 00:23:12.520 --> 00:23:14.159 align:center Now I only use thin bleach. 00:23:14.240 --> 00:23:17.560 align:center That's my secret. I do like a clean life! 00:23:18.080 --> 00:23:21.040 align:center Hey, hon. What do you think? Should I keep it? 00:23:21.120 --> 00:23:22.640 align:center I made a post in it already. 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:24.520 align:center Yeah, sure. I'm out of boxes anyway. 00:23:24.600 --> 00:23:26.800 align:center Oh, there's one more thing I wanted to mention about 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:28.760 align:center about my role at Good Life with Stevie. 00:23:28.840 --> 00:23:31.399 align:center It's temporary, okay? Andrea's been filling in. That's all. 00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:33.320 align:center Yeah, because you're irreplaceable. 00:23:33.399 --> 00:23:34.800 align:center Right, that's why I brought this up. 00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:37.760 align:center I'm a big-picture kinda man. I'm a planner, so to speak. 00:23:37.840 --> 00:23:39.760 align:center I… pretty much just do that. 00:23:39.840 --> 00:23:40.960 align:center You mean you're resigning? 00:23:42.520 --> 00:23:46.080 align:center Unless you just can't do it without me, I just figured… Andrea's doing so well-- 00:23:46.159 --> 00:23:48.000 align:center -Yeah. That's good. -Yeah? 00:23:48.080 --> 00:23:48.919 align:center -Yeah! -Really? 00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:50.200 align:center -It's good. -Okay. All right. 00:23:50.280 --> 00:23:51.360 align:center -Mm. -Okay. 00:23:53.280 --> 00:23:55.800 align:center -So what're you gonna do now? -Oh. 00:23:56.840 --> 00:23:58.360 align:center I have a few ideas. 00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:07.800 align:center How come I have to leave first? You wanted to separate. 00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:10.399 align:center Look, we can't rent two houses, okay? I mean, we can't afford it. 00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:11.840 align:center And your mother lives right nearby. 00:24:11.919 --> 00:24:15.679 align:center You heard what the therapist said. Right now, it's all about the children. 00:24:15.760 --> 00:24:18.240 align:center Well, Jason will barely look at me right now. 00:24:18.320 --> 00:24:19.399 align:center He thinks it's my fault. 00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:23.240 align:center Yeah. I'm gonna talk to him about that. Don't worry. Here. 00:24:23.320 --> 00:24:26.600 align:center And hey, if that Ramon guy ever sets one foot in my house, I'm gonna… 00:24:26.679 --> 00:24:28.120 align:center -Yeah. -I'll have to kick his butt. 00:24:28.200 --> 00:24:32.000 align:center -I… Got it? -Yeah. Of course. That makes sense. 00:24:33.439 --> 00:24:35.280 align:center I don't know why you're doing this, Merel. 00:24:35.360 --> 00:24:36.800 align:center I just don't know why. 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:56.760 align:center Hey, sweetheart. 00:24:56.840 --> 00:24:57.679 align:center Hi, Mom. 00:24:57.760 --> 00:25:00.040 align:center I warned you about this, remember, Greg? 00:25:00.120 --> 00:25:02.600 align:center You just had to get with a white woman. 00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:04.760 align:center What do you want to eat? 00:25:05.960 --> 00:25:07.399 align:center I'll make you something. 00:25:19.040 --> 00:25:21.600 align:center Oh, that's her. Wow, she's so gorgeous. 00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:25.399 align:center -Oh, and she's really young. -Oh. 00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:27.640 align:center Hi. 00:25:27.720 --> 00:25:29.919 align:center Hi. 00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:31.960 align:center -Hey, I'm Pam. -Hi. 00:25:32.040 --> 00:25:33.760 align:center -Mm. -Hello. 00:25:33.840 --> 00:25:34.720 align:center And Danny. 00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:36.320 align:center -Hi. -Yeah. 00:25:36.399 --> 00:25:37.919 align:center -Hey. Yeah. -Mm. 00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:40.960 align:center Oh, you guys look hotter in person, you know? 00:25:41.040 --> 00:25:42.399 align:center Yeah, the photo wasn't so good. 00:25:42.480 --> 00:25:44.560 align:center -Yeah, bad lighting. It's true. -Ah. 00:25:47.199 --> 00:25:48.240 align:center Uh… 00:25:48.320 --> 00:25:50.720 align:center -Drink? Tequila. -Great. 00:25:57.640 --> 00:25:58.960 align:center Come upstairs, Ivo. 00:25:59.040 --> 00:26:00.199 align:center Oh. I thought you'd never ask. 00:26:00.280 --> 00:26:01.919 align:center Shh! 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:16.280 align:center -Was it good for you too? -Uh, yeah. 00:26:16.360 --> 00:26:17.360 align:center Ah. 00:26:19.840 --> 00:26:20.880 align:center Mm. 00:26:22.280 --> 00:26:23.439 align:center I, uh… 00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:26.480 align:center I better go. 00:26:27.080 --> 00:26:28.600 align:center -Really? -Yeah. 00:26:29.360 --> 00:26:30.840 align:center Aw, man. 00:26:30.919 --> 00:26:32.919 align:center But I don't have to work tomorrow. 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:37.280 align:center No, but uh… Tess has a test tomorrow, and she always wants me to quiz her first. 00:26:37.360 --> 00:26:38.960 align:center Come on. We'll get an early start and… 00:26:39.040 --> 00:26:41.280 align:center You'll be home right before she has to go to school. 00:26:41.360 --> 00:26:43.159 align:center -Uh, no, the thing is… -Ugh. 00:26:43.240 --> 00:26:45.640 align:center I always have to learn the stuff myself beforehand. 00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:48.679 align:center Miss you already. 00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:54.240 align:center Not great, right? 00:26:56.080 --> 00:26:59.600 align:center Oh, come on. Hey. You have any money to spare this time? 00:26:59.679 --> 00:27:01.360 align:center Uh, no. Sorry. 00:27:01.439 --> 00:27:02.600 align:center Aw, come on, man. 00:27:02.679 --> 00:27:06.240 align:center I mean, you just made love, didn't you? Why don't you make my night too? 00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:09.679 align:center Okay. Hold on. 00:27:19.679 --> 00:27:22.360 align:center -I'm confused. What is this for? -Sell 'em. 00:27:22.439 --> 00:27:24.600 align:center Who even still has a CD player? 00:27:24.679 --> 00:27:26.960 align:center Well, then throw 'em away. Doesn't matter. 00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:30.880 align:center Jamiroquai? Seriously? 00:27:42.800 --> 00:27:44.919 align:center I thought she'd be out of here right away. 00:27:45.760 --> 00:27:48.280 align:center -Should we wake her up? -Why did she have to sleep here? 00:27:48.360 --> 00:27:49.439 align:center How the hell should I know? 00:27:49.520 --> 00:27:51.520 align:center I thought it'd be boom-bada-boom, then she'd be gone. 00:27:51.600 --> 00:27:52.560 align:center I know. 00:27:53.080 --> 00:27:55.480 align:center I mean, what if she needs a ride home? 00:27:55.560 --> 00:27:56.800 align:center Well, then she can call an Uber. 00:27:56.880 --> 00:27:59.040 align:center Besides, we paid for her all her drinks last night. 00:27:59.120 --> 00:28:00.800 align:center I wanna shower. 00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:01.960 align:center -Oh. -Ooh. 00:28:03.120 --> 00:28:04.520 align:center -Hi. -Good morning. 00:28:04.600 --> 00:28:06.600 align:center -Good morning. -So, hi. 00:28:07.199 --> 00:28:08.880 align:center How you feeling? Did you sleep okay? 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:12.199 align:center Yeah. Mattress was a bit, um… hard, but… fine in spite of it. 00:28:12.280 --> 00:28:14.480 align:center Yeah, we like it real sturdy. 00:28:14.560 --> 00:28:16.919 align:center Can we get you anything else? Do you want breakfast, 00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:19.960 align:center coffee, maybe an… Uber? 00:28:20.040 --> 00:28:22.640 align:center -This is a first for you guys, isn't it? -No. 00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:24.000 align:center Mm-mm. 00:28:24.080 --> 00:28:25.679 align:center We do this almost every month, right? 00:28:25.760 --> 00:28:28.199 align:center Okay. 00:28:29.159 --> 00:28:32.320 align:center I have to take off. Thank you, guys, for a great evening. 00:28:32.399 --> 00:28:33.439 align:center -Yeah. -You too. 00:28:33.520 --> 00:28:35.560 align:center Well, uh, thank you too. 00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:37.880 align:center And if you want to meet up again, then, um… 00:28:37.959 --> 00:28:40.880 align:center I do once per couple, 'cause then… it doesn't get all awkward. 00:28:40.959 --> 00:28:42.800 align:center Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's… 00:28:43.639 --> 00:28:45.159 align:center -Okay, well, uh… -Yeah. 00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:46.480 align:center -Thank you. -Bye. 00:28:46.560 --> 00:28:47.800 align:center Bye. 00:28:52.919 --> 00:28:56.600 align:center Yeah… she didn't like us. It was like an exam. 00:28:56.679 --> 00:28:59.240 align:center -She was really underwhelming. -Mm. 00:28:59.320 --> 00:29:01.840 align:center -No, the fantasy was better. -Yeah. 00:29:04.199 --> 00:29:06.000 align:center I'm thinking next time, we meet with a man. 00:29:07.199 --> 00:29:08.959 align:center -Hmm? -Mm-hmm. 00:29:13.959 --> 00:29:14.959 align:center Okay, that's him. 00:29:15.760 --> 00:29:16.959 align:center Uh, who? 00:29:25.120 --> 00:29:26.679 align:center -This is a problem. -What? 00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:29.399 align:center You neglected to signal while parking. 00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:30.879 align:center Uh… 00:29:32.360 --> 00:29:33.439 align:center The street was empty. 00:29:33.520 --> 00:29:34.480 align:center Ah, not how it works. 00:29:34.560 --> 00:29:36.560 align:center You think you can just break into an empty house? 00:29:36.639 --> 00:29:37.760 align:center Driver's license. 00:29:38.760 --> 00:29:40.240 align:center Sorry, I always have it on me, but-- 00:29:40.320 --> 00:29:44.679 align:center You thought, "I'd rather commit a crime, so I'll leave it at the house?" Yikes. 00:29:44.760 --> 00:29:46.280 align:center Let's see here. 00:29:47.639 --> 00:29:50.639 align:center Eh… That's a shame, man. That's three. 00:29:50.720 --> 00:29:51.639 align:center Sorry? 00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:55.520 align:center One, no blinker while parking. Two, no driver's license. 00:29:55.600 --> 00:29:57.520 align:center Three, no front wheel tread. 00:29:57.600 --> 00:30:01.679 align:center Four, no charm at all. But… I'll give you a pass on that. 00:30:02.840 --> 00:30:04.959 align:center All right, well, just give me the ticket, please. 00:30:05.040 --> 00:30:06.399 align:center Get out of the car, please. 00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:07.360 align:center Sorry, but this-- 00:30:07.439 --> 00:30:09.480 align:center Hands above your head, and get out of the car, please. 00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:11.040 align:center -Get out! I'm warning you! -Greg! 00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:16.520 align:center Cuff him. 00:30:17.600 --> 00:30:18.879 align:center Hey! 00:30:20.320 --> 00:30:24.240 align:center And five, blatantly disparaging a peace officer. 00:30:34.080 --> 00:30:36.080 align:center That's just the beginning, friend. eace officer.