WEBVTT 00:10.000 --> 00:12.479 Change usually… doesn't come easily. 00:12.559 --> 00:14.120 It comes with resistance. 00:15.160 --> 00:16.560 You ask yourself, "Why?" 00:17.279 --> 00:18.599 "I don't need to change." 00:19.119 --> 00:20.840 Yeah, I agree. Are we done? 00:20.919 --> 00:22.360 And I have some bad news. 00:22.439 --> 00:25.560 Nowadays, women don't wait around for some macho dude to swoop in. 00:25.640 --> 00:28.480 Women can take care of themselves. Believe me. 00:28.560 --> 00:30.160 We have to listen to women's feelings. 00:30.240 --> 00:32.879 And also be truly aware of our own feelings too. 00:33.480 --> 00:36.120 To do that, we have to embrace change. 00:36.199 --> 00:39.239 And the clearest way to that goal begins with a look in the mirror. 00:39.320 --> 00:41.320 -Start there. -I dunno. I look in the mirror enough. 00:41.400 --> 00:44.559 And then you'll be on the path to becoming a brand-new man overnight! 00:44.640 --> 00:47.800 All right! 00:47.879 --> 00:50.120 Sorry. Next time we get together, we're watching football. 00:50.199 --> 00:52.440 -Oh God. -I found the lecture interesting. 00:52.520 --> 00:54.360 Interesting? Get off the soapbox. 00:54.440 --> 00:57.239 Well, we live in a society where sexism is built in. 00:57.320 --> 00:59.760 -Oh man. -Women still hit the glass ceiling. 00:59.839 --> 01:01.400 There's work to do. Men have to do it. 01:01.480 --> 01:03.160 Know what women should do, Ivo? 01:03.239 --> 01:04.560 Take a sponge to that ceiling 01:04.640 --> 01:06.720 and wipe it so clean, they can look right through it. 01:06.800 --> 01:08.440 They already have the power. 01:08.520 --> 01:11.880 The only masculine thing we can still do is cover the check at a restaurant. 01:11.960 --> 01:14.560 Oh, come on. Anouk and I split everything. It's totally normal. 01:14.640 --> 01:17.440 -Ooh, -You hear that? He said, "Anouk and I." 01:17.520 --> 01:20.399 Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm having fun. And we… laugh a lot. 01:20.479 --> 01:21.680 -We share interests. -Okay. 01:21.759 --> 01:24.080 But… be honest. How's the sex? 01:24.160 --> 01:28.520 Uh… well, I hope to get some momentum going soon, but it'll work out. 01:28.600 --> 01:30.440 Merel and I are separating. 01:31.040 --> 01:32.720 Yeah. At least, for the time being. 01:32.800 --> 01:35.960 She said she just needs a little time to "get things sorted out." 01:36.040 --> 01:39.199 Come on, man. I mean you and Merel, you guys are solid as a rock. 01:39.280 --> 01:41.399 Yeah, a break can be good for you, you know? 01:41.479 --> 01:43.560 -Yeah. -Greg… protect yourself. 01:44.440 --> 01:46.040 I think she's cheating on you. 01:46.119 --> 01:47.680 Sorry. It's true. Yeah. 01:47.759 --> 01:48.880 Such a typical male reaction. 01:48.960 --> 01:51.320 She's having doubts, and that tells you she's sleeping around? 01:51.399 --> 01:54.440 Well, we know she's not sleeping with Greg, right? 01:54.520 --> 01:55.679 She's going through menopause. 01:55.759 --> 01:57.559 -Think so? -Yeah. 02:00.960 --> 02:04.880 Hey. Really sorry about the gala. Mike made it… so embarrassing for me. 02:04.960 --> 02:07.080 No. That's… not your fault. 02:07.160 --> 02:10.720 But I'd consider leaving Mike at home next time, if I were you. 02:10.799 --> 02:13.000 And ask yourself if you want to continue working with him. 02:13.080 --> 02:16.920 But I can't just let him go like that. His self-esteem would take a huge dive, 02:17.000 --> 02:18.280 It would shatter his ego. 02:18.360 --> 02:20.480 Well, are you a titan of industry or an NGO? 02:21.239 --> 02:24.440 Look, Good Life with Stevie is a brand with a positive narrative. 02:24.519 --> 02:26.519 And, you know, we did a lot of work to create that. 02:26.600 --> 02:28.239 But he has a sweet side too. I swear. 02:28.320 --> 02:29.239 And he's really trying. 02:29.320 --> 02:31.160 He's even taking a course with his friends. 02:31.239 --> 02:33.760 Oh, really? That's nice. 02:34.600 --> 02:36.400 -Do you know what, Stevie? -Mm-hmm? 02:36.480 --> 02:39.360 A man has to be strong to be with a successful woman like yourself. 02:39.440 --> 02:40.640 It takes real courage. 02:41.560 --> 02:42.880 Not everyone has that. 03:05.840 --> 03:06.920 Hey. 03:09.120 --> 03:11.080 -What're you doing? -I need closet space, Dad. 03:11.160 --> 03:12.120 My CD collection! 03:12.200 --> 03:14.640 Jesus, Tess, there are a lot of rare items I put in there. 03:14.720 --> 03:17.360 Yeah. Because most of it's just decades-old garbage no one wants. 03:17.440 --> 03:19.880 You hold on to things you don't need for way too long, Dad. 03:19.959 --> 03:21.440 Like Mom, right? 03:22.399 --> 03:24.600 But! Luckily, I have a brand-new date for you. 03:24.679 --> 03:26.200 Tess, I'm done with that. 03:26.280 --> 03:27.880 -Are you sure? -Yes. 03:28.959 --> 03:30.679 Solange is a part-time fashion model. 03:30.760 --> 03:33.519 She loves adventure and isn't looking for anything long-term. 03:34.760 --> 03:35.720 Uh, no. 03:35.799 --> 03:37.920 Tess, Anouk and I are really hitting it off, and I… 03:38.000 --> 03:39.360 I just wanna see where that goes. 03:39.440 --> 03:41.679 Okay, never mind. But I do have a date tonight. 03:41.760 --> 03:43.399 Would you mind taking these boxes out? 03:45.440 --> 03:46.840 Your math test is tomorrow, right? 03:47.720 --> 03:50.119 -Why are you bringing that up? -You're not doing well in math. 03:50.200 --> 03:53.440 So it's better if you stay home and do problems to get your grades up. 03:53.519 --> 03:57.640 Ugh! I would've stayed at Mom's if I knew you were gonna be like this! 04:00.119 --> 04:01.359 Oh great. Speak of the devil. 04:01.440 --> 04:02.920 What did you call me? 04:03.600 --> 04:06.519 Oh no. Uh, what? Nah, uh… Hi, Dé. Um… 04:06.600 --> 04:08.200 -What's up? -Um, are you around? 04:08.280 --> 04:09.720 Uh, yeah. Why? 04:18.680 --> 04:19.640 Welcome. Can I help you? 04:20.880 --> 04:22.479 Well… just looking for a nice set. 04:22.560 --> 04:24.320 -May I ask what it's for? -For my girlfriend. 04:24.400 --> 04:25.720 No, I meant, what's the occasion? 04:25.800 --> 04:27.840 Is there anything you're celebrating? 04:27.920 --> 04:31.080 Activewear, or does it need to match with something? 04:32.200 --> 04:35.440 -We're in a bit of a rough patch. -So bringing back the excitement? 04:36.120 --> 04:38.200 No… actually, the routine. 04:38.280 --> 04:41.200 -Oh? -Yeah. My girlfriend, she, uh… 04:41.960 --> 04:45.280 She wants an open relationship. And it's tricky, I guess. 04:45.360 --> 04:47.840 We had a fight about it, and now I want to make it up to her. 04:47.919 --> 04:49.919 Sure. I'll have a look for you, okay? 04:52.560 --> 04:54.520 How about white? No. Let's try… 04:54.599 --> 04:57.160 Here. What do you think? Think it might fit her? 04:58.360 --> 04:59.720 Yeah, it might. 04:59.800 --> 05:02.320 You know what? I can help you. 05:04.080 --> 05:05.120 Come. 05:09.440 --> 05:10.840 And? 05:11.720 --> 05:13.479 Yeah, that's good. That's about right. 05:14.000 --> 05:14.919 -Yeah? -Yes. 05:21.640 --> 05:23.960 Nice of you to squeeze me in between all the whoring around, 05:24.039 --> 05:25.520 wild nights, and sex parties. 05:25.599 --> 05:29.080 -I didn't have a date. I was at a course. -A course? What kind of course? 05:29.160 --> 05:31.479 Trying to become less of a… macho man. Less aggressive. 05:31.560 --> 05:33.680 Yeah? 05:33.760 --> 05:36.440 Less macho than now? 05:37.160 --> 05:39.880 All right, go ahead. What's, uh… what's so important? 05:39.960 --> 05:42.479 Well, I wanted to talk to you about the alimony, all right? 05:42.560 --> 05:46.320 Oh. Right, I didn't want to bring it up, but… but… it is a little strange 05:46.400 --> 05:47.720 that I still have to pay it. 05:47.800 --> 05:49.359 You owe more now. 05:51.440 --> 05:54.840 Huh? Tess… lives with me now. Why would the alimony increase? 05:54.919 --> 05:57.520 That's well and good, but as long as Tess officially lives with me, 05:57.599 --> 05:59.320 you're gonna have to pony up. I'm sorry. 06:01.359 --> 06:03.200 And I can't pay the mortgage on my own. 06:03.919 --> 06:04.880 So the dentist is… 06:06.840 --> 06:08.640 Oh, is it over? Did you get dumped? 06:09.240 --> 06:11.840 -It was completely mutual. -Really? 06:13.760 --> 06:15.200 That's a real shame. 06:18.440 --> 06:19.840 I thought he was a great guy. 06:19.919 --> 06:21.720 Are you still on Tinder? 06:21.799 --> 06:24.160 No. I have something… 06:24.919 --> 06:27.479 someone… semi-permanent, so to speak. 06:27.560 --> 06:30.520 Good. I'd appreciate it if you could start paying more soon, okay? 06:30.599 --> 06:31.799 We could do it through Pam, 06:31.880 --> 06:34.400 but that would end up being more expensive, right? Hmm? 06:42.640 --> 06:44.840 I… It's just gone. The hope. 06:46.000 --> 06:48.080 We really don't find each other attractive. 06:48.160 --> 06:49.359 Speak for yourself. 06:49.440 --> 06:50.479 Greg, be honest. 06:50.560 --> 06:53.359 You need testosterone injections just to be able to make love, don't you? 06:53.440 --> 06:55.560 Yeah. At least you know I'm making an effort. 06:55.640 --> 06:57.720 I even enrolled in a course on toxic masculinity. 06:58.320 --> 07:01.880 Yeah, but that doesn't help me at all. I don't have a problem with men. 07:01.960 --> 07:03.280 But she does with me. 07:04.919 --> 07:06.840 Could it just be menopause? Is that…? 07:06.919 --> 07:09.039 Greg, it's not menopause. I'm 42 years old. 07:09.120 --> 07:10.520 You know, but it could be. 07:10.599 --> 07:12.680 Some women start very early, you know? 07:12.760 --> 07:14.799 And let me tell you, it can be extremely drastic. 07:14.880 --> 07:16.560 Mood swings, crying. 07:16.640 --> 07:20.599 Some women cry for days. And then suddenly, you're super irritated! 07:22.640 --> 07:23.640 No, I don't think it's… 07:23.719 --> 07:27.200 Hair just breaks out all over, then there's bleeding, sweating, snoring. 07:27.280 --> 07:29.840 -You have been sweaty at night. -Greg, I'm not going through-- 07:29.919 --> 07:32.359 But your wife's current condition doesn't give you a free pass 07:32.440 --> 07:35.479 to treat all menopausal women like they belong in a padded cell, okay? 07:35.560 --> 07:37.799 Do you know how sexist that is? To be so dismissive? 07:37.880 --> 07:40.640 "Oh, there she goes again. The lunatic going through menopause." 07:40.719 --> 07:43.000 It's not menopause. End of discussion. 07:43.599 --> 07:46.039 I need a minute, okay? Just to sort through some… 07:46.120 --> 07:48.039 Just to figure things out. That's it. That's all. 07:48.640 --> 07:50.919 And the kids? How did they react to the news? 07:51.000 --> 07:53.640 -We still have to tell the kids. -You still have to tell them. 07:53.719 --> 07:56.080 -Well, we have to do it together. -But I didn't ask for this. 07:56.159 --> 07:57.599 A NEST HERE A NEST THERE 07:57.679 --> 07:59.919 You should really consider reading this to them. 08:00.440 --> 08:03.560 It's all about these two birds who are deciding 08:03.640 --> 08:04.840 to fly their separate ways 08:04.919 --> 08:07.359 but still continue to look after the nest together. 08:14.000 --> 08:15.239 It's 32.50. 08:16.440 --> 08:18.719 -Oh, so you wrote it yourself? -Yeah. 08:18.799 --> 08:20.159 Yeah. 08:22.239 --> 08:23.120 Holy crap. 08:23.200 --> 08:25.440 You're never gonna believe what just happened to me. 08:27.799 --> 08:30.039 I went to get you lingerie to apologize. 08:30.120 --> 08:31.440 -Okay… -I went into this nice shop. 08:31.520 --> 08:34.159 And this saleswoman… She was stunning. A complete knockout. 08:34.240 --> 08:36.880 And, and… I told her all about… about our argument, 08:36.959 --> 08:39.720 and… she said, "I'll show you the lingerie." 08:39.799 --> 08:43.720 She put on this sexy outfit. Then she grabbed onto me. And… vrrt! 08:44.760 --> 08:46.280 -Daan. -Yeah? 08:46.360 --> 08:48.800 -You really think I'd believe that story? -Uh… 08:48.880 --> 08:50.079 No, it's real, I swear! 08:50.160 --> 08:51.199 -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 08:51.280 --> 08:53.120 -Where's my lingerie, then? -Where… 08:53.199 --> 08:54.840 Oh, shit. 08:54.920 --> 08:58.199 -Can't believe I left it in the store. -Oh, wait. That is convincing. 08:58.720 --> 08:59.800 Hmm? 09:00.520 --> 09:01.640 -Oh! -Uh… 09:01.720 --> 09:04.000 Yeah, you actually still smell like her. 09:04.079 --> 09:06.199 -Oh, I'm so proud of you. -Yeah? 09:06.280 --> 09:07.959 Oh, Danny, I knew you could do it! 09:08.040 --> 09:09.720 Yeah, I know. Look, it does take a while. 09:09.800 --> 09:10.920 But I can do this. 09:11.000 --> 09:12.520 -That's right! -Yeah! 09:14.000 --> 09:16.920 -Okay, tell me everything. -Right. I got in there… 09:17.000 --> 09:19.079 Ugh, Jesus. 09:22.720 --> 09:24.520 -Come on! -Hey, honey. 09:25.040 --> 09:26.920 Oh hey, sweetie. Could you please… 09:27.000 --> 09:29.240 Hey. Goal's over there, idiot. 09:29.320 --> 09:31.640 Christ. Can't you… 09:34.079 --> 09:36.040 Hey. I wanna hear about the course. 09:36.640 --> 09:38.240 -Huh? -About being a new man. 09:38.320 --> 09:40.040 With you and the guys. How is it? 09:40.120 --> 09:42.520 Oh. Uh, very interesting. Super interesting. 09:42.600 --> 09:45.199 It's just been… uh, yeah. A really great course. 09:45.959 --> 09:48.680 I'm really impressed that you're working on yourself like this. 09:48.760 --> 09:49.920 Thank you. 09:50.000 --> 09:53.040 When a man allows himself to be vulnerable, it's real courage. 09:53.120 --> 09:55.800 That is almost exactly what Bram was saying. 09:55.880 --> 09:59.800 The Netherlands bearing down. Just look at that agility on Noa Lang. 09:59.880 --> 10:04.440 God! Shoot! Shoot! Ugh! Come on! Learn how to kick! 10:04.520 --> 10:06.400 They really squandered that one. 10:07.800 --> 10:11.240 Sweetheart, now that I've opened up to you like this, 10:11.320 --> 10:14.040 I've been thinking that you'd like to hear a little bit 10:14.120 --> 10:16.480 about my fantasies, what turns me on. 10:17.320 --> 10:19.360 We're not watching football tonight, Daan. 10:19.440 --> 10:22.640 That's not… No, come on. I've just been thinking 10:22.720 --> 10:25.120 that… a threesome is interesting. 10:25.199 --> 10:29.240 Mm. Uh, wait. Are you saying you… might want that? 10:29.320 --> 10:32.360 Oh, it was just a… a… uh… a little uh, you know… 10:32.440 --> 10:37.320 An idea that has very, very occasionally, uh… come to mind, that's all. 10:37.839 --> 10:39.000 But, you know… for me, 10:39.079 --> 10:42.720 it's important that you are totally on board, know what I mean? 10:43.839 --> 10:45.360 How do you see that going? 10:45.880 --> 10:48.760 I guess, well… you and the other woman are on the bed, and I just like-- 10:48.839 --> 10:50.480 Danny! I meant, who would it be? 10:51.040 --> 10:53.719 I guess just… uh, a girl. 10:54.480 --> 10:58.600 Okay, just never mind. Let's, uh… It was just an idea. Yeah. 10:58.680 --> 11:00.040 I, uh… I, uh… 11:00.120 --> 11:01.360 You like doing things together, 11:01.440 --> 11:03.839 and I'm trying to support you, you know? Yeah. 11:03.920 --> 11:07.000 -Mind if I think about it a little? -Yeah. Yeah, of course. 11:07.079 --> 11:07.920 -Really? -Do it. 11:08.000 --> 11:09.440 -Okay. -Mm. 11:17.680 --> 11:18.680 DRIVING SCHOOL MEREL CITY 11:18.760 --> 11:21.600 "Okay. Once upon a time, there were four little birds." 11:21.680 --> 11:22.600 "A momma bird." 11:23.640 --> 11:24.640 "I'm a momma bird." 11:26.040 --> 11:27.880 "And a papa bird too." 11:27.959 --> 11:31.920 "Hello. It's me, the strong yet sensitive Papa Bird. 11:32.000 --> 11:35.199 "And all the females want to be with me." 11:35.719 --> 11:37.920 "Most of the females." 11:38.000 --> 11:39.680 I like Dad's voice better. 11:39.760 --> 11:41.959 -"And a pretty girl bird." -Hey, that's me! 11:42.040 --> 11:43.199 Yeah. 11:43.280 --> 11:45.079 And… a tough, energetic boy bird. 11:46.120 --> 11:48.719 Jason. Jason. Come on. No. Time to put the iPad away. 11:48.800 --> 11:49.880 Now. Come on. Join in. 11:49.959 --> 11:50.839 -Hey, Dad? -Huh? 11:50.920 --> 11:51.959 Did you get cancer? 11:52.040 --> 11:54.280 -What did you say? -Sweetie, what made you think I'm sick? 11:54.360 --> 11:57.360 Well, Liv's parents sat her down to tell her a story like this once. 11:57.440 --> 11:59.240 Then her mom went bald and got really sick. 11:59.320 --> 12:02.280 -Oh. -No, sweetheart. I am not sick, all right? 12:02.360 --> 12:04.079 But you are bald, though. 12:06.000 --> 12:10.440 "Then one day, suddenly, the papa bird and momma bird had… a bad argument." 12:13.079 --> 12:17.320 "I still love you, honey, and I always will," said Papa Bird. 12:22.360 --> 12:26.000 "I love you too, but not as much as in the beginning." 12:26.079 --> 12:29.079 "So I think I'm gonna live in another tree for a little while." 12:31.880 --> 12:36.800 "But it might get sad, lonely, and cold in that other tree." 12:36.880 --> 12:37.839 "And kinda scary." 12:37.920 --> 12:40.120 -Are you improvising right now? -No. 12:40.199 --> 12:41.680 Who is Ramon? 12:42.400 --> 12:45.520 "If you were here, I'd definitely make you break a sweat." 12:45.599 --> 12:47.440 What? Uh… What? Is this… 12:47.520 --> 12:48.640 Who is this? 12:49.560 --> 12:50.599 Well, that's… 12:51.719 --> 12:53.440 You gotta be kidding. 12:58.760 --> 13:00.120 Uh, Greg, it's… 13:00.199 --> 13:01.880 Definitely not menopause. 13:04.719 --> 13:05.560 Damn it. 13:07.079 --> 13:08.760 Hey, wait a second, Greg! 13:08.839 --> 13:11.400 -Can you give me back the iPad? -No! 13:16.440 --> 13:17.520 Well… 13:18.400 --> 13:21.320 -I had an amazing night. -Yeah? I'd love to come up for a bit. 13:21.400 --> 13:24.760 Oh, God, that sounds great, but… I have to get up super early tomorrow. 13:24.839 --> 13:27.360 Tomorrow? It shouldn't take that long. 13:37.920 --> 13:38.959 See ya later. 13:43.280 --> 13:44.959 Ah, Jesus Christ. 13:45.040 --> 13:46.560 Painful. 13:46.640 --> 13:49.680 Almost got lucky, but then you were cock-blocked into oblivion. 13:50.680 --> 13:53.719 Hey, do you have a few extra euros to help me get a place I can sleep? 13:54.320 --> 13:55.640 So you can sleep? Mmm. 13:56.719 --> 13:57.680 Oh. 13:58.280 --> 13:59.400 Gee, thanks. 14:04.599 --> 14:06.719 A threesome? A little trio! 14:06.800 --> 14:08.800 -Oh man. C'mon, that's the jackpot! -Well… 14:08.880 --> 14:11.040 But I thought you weren't into the "open" thing. 14:11.120 --> 14:13.800 Ah, yeah, I guess it's sorta like Bram would say, right? 14:13.880 --> 14:16.320 "Every now and then, your girlfriend's worth listening to." 14:16.400 --> 14:17.440 God. 14:17.520 --> 14:19.880 Ah, I'm not that interested, honestly. 14:19.959 --> 14:21.560 You gonna give us the sexism lecture? 14:21.640 --> 14:22.839 No. Nothing like that. 14:22.920 --> 14:25.319 It just doesn't seem all that relaxing to me. Uh… 14:25.400 --> 14:28.160 What if you couldn't get it up? Like… 'cause of the pressure. 14:28.240 --> 14:29.800 Or the strain. 14:29.880 --> 14:31.839 Then there's the condoms. That's tricky, right? 14:31.920 --> 14:33.920 What? One for Pam, one for the guest? 14:34.000 --> 14:36.800 -Switch out? -You don't want anyone to catch anything. 14:36.880 --> 14:39.199 Yeah, he's right. It's a lot of work, Daan. 14:39.280 --> 14:41.319 -You might get neglected. -Oh. 14:41.400 --> 14:44.719 Yeah. 'Cause they might just be interested in each other, and you might get snubbed. 14:44.800 --> 14:46.560 Yeah. It's true. Women don't need us anymore. 14:46.640 --> 14:48.000 They can take care of themselves. 14:48.079 --> 14:50.360 Come on, haven't you seen those girl-on-girl films? 14:50.439 --> 14:52.520 Ah, fuck off. That's all a crock of shit. 14:52.599 --> 14:53.800 It'll be all right, dude. 14:53.880 --> 14:56.319 They're ours. All women need men. 14:56.400 --> 14:58.800 Okay? That is… never gonna change. 14:58.880 --> 15:00.319 Yeah, except for Merel. 15:01.000 --> 15:02.959 -Daan, you were right. -What? 15:03.040 --> 15:04.719 -There's someone else. -No. 15:04.800 --> 15:08.360 Ramon. A guy from the gym, of course. Fifteen years younger. 15:08.439 --> 15:11.040 -Fifteen years younger? -That's like criminal. 15:11.120 --> 15:14.520 -Uh… Stevie's a lot younger than you too. -Oh, yeah. 15:14.599 --> 15:16.800 -What a bitch! With her trainer. -I know! 15:17.400 --> 15:20.319 I say we just beat this guy up, all right? 15:20.880 --> 15:23.640 I'm serious, we'll go to the gym and find this Ramon dude. 15:23.719 --> 15:27.120 A… And hit him. Like ten times. For every time he banged your wife. 15:27.199 --> 15:29.000 How many times did they actually go at it? 15:29.079 --> 15:30.839 I really don't want to know, man. 15:31.479 --> 15:33.000 I actually think it's a good idea. 15:33.079 --> 15:35.199 What? We're taking a course about looking inward 15:35.280 --> 15:37.920 and becoming all vulnerable, and you're staging an ambush. 15:38.000 --> 15:39.079 -Yeah. -Yeah. 15:39.160 --> 15:42.760 Yeah. And we're about to show this tool how vulnerable he really is. 15:43.400 --> 15:44.719 Yeah, you're coming. 15:44.800 --> 15:46.520 Yeah. But I don't wanna fight. 15:53.680 --> 15:55.680 How does a photo just appear on an iPad? 15:56.280 --> 15:57.560 Well, it's via iCloud. 15:57.640 --> 15:59.520 All of your data is constantly synchronizing. 15:59.599 --> 16:01.640 Oh! This is why I've always wanted to sue Apple. 16:01.719 --> 16:02.800 This is on you. 16:02.880 --> 16:05.079 What? You said it happened 'cause of the iCloud. 16:05.160 --> 16:07.240 Why does it have to be connected? There's no privacy. 16:07.319 --> 16:08.760 I could've sworn that's illegal. 16:08.839 --> 16:12.040 Hmm. Governments love protecting women who've been cheating, yep. 16:12.120 --> 16:14.479 Look, I think you… just should've been honest. 16:14.560 --> 16:16.280 -This would've been so much easier. -Ugh. 16:16.359 --> 16:18.599 -Honesty is the best policy. -Okay, Grandma. 16:18.680 --> 16:22.680 Hey, luckily Greg is rational. He won't do anything crazy. 16:26.359 --> 16:27.880 Okay, boys. Let's go. 16:29.120 --> 16:30.839 -I work for the police, okay? -Give it to me. 16:30.920 --> 16:32.760 -It's your day off, though. Come on. -Okay. 16:32.839 --> 16:34.000 -Okay. Okay. -Guys. 16:34.079 --> 16:35.800 Look, there are tons of cameras everywhere. 16:35.880 --> 16:37.400 Ah. Shit. That's just what I need. 16:37.479 --> 16:39.439 To get fired, put in jail, and cheated on. 16:39.520 --> 16:41.520 -How's that for a new man? -But… But… 16:41.599 --> 16:43.280 Do we know for sure that it's all his fault? 16:43.359 --> 16:45.120 Merel could have just said no, right? 16:45.199 --> 16:46.880 Yeah, does he know she's not single? 16:46.959 --> 16:48.240 -Uh… well… -What? 16:48.319 --> 16:50.520 Grow a pair! He fucked around with our friend's wife. 16:50.599 --> 16:51.439 We have to do this! 16:51.520 --> 16:54.000 -Wait! That's him! -What? Sorry, which one… 16:54.079 --> 16:55.640 -That's him? -Yeah, I think so. 16:55.719 --> 16:56.760 That one. 16:57.280 --> 16:59.240 But is that him? Well, is it!? 16:59.319 --> 17:01.520 I don't really know. I never seen him with his clothes on. 17:01.599 --> 17:03.719 -Come on. Let's go! -Just wait, wait, wait. 17:05.040 --> 17:06.760 -Hey. Hey! -Hello. 17:06.839 --> 17:08.000 -What's good? -Hey. 17:12.640 --> 17:15.119 Wait. Well, now he's gone! 17:15.200 --> 17:16.119 Fuck. 17:16.200 --> 17:17.839 So the lucky bastard got away, huh? 17:17.919 --> 17:20.079 -Oh, now you're tough? -For the love of God. 17:20.159 --> 17:22.119 -Was it him or not? -Yeah, it was him. 17:22.200 --> 17:23.760 -Oh, so it was him? -Dummy. 17:23.839 --> 17:24.919 -You idiot. -Yeah. 17:25.000 --> 17:26.399 'Cause otherwise, we would've-- 17:26.480 --> 17:30.159 -Yeah. I'm sure you would've. -Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, do it. 17:39.960 --> 17:41.800 So, two chickpea and sage risottos 17:41.880 --> 17:44.440 and one chicken breast with a pinch of rosemary. 17:45.600 --> 17:47.919 -And uh… are we still thirsty here? -Yeah. 17:48.000 --> 17:49.120 Yeah? 17:49.200 --> 17:50.840 -I think I found someone. -Huh? 17:50.919 --> 17:53.320 -For what? -For our little trio. There. 17:53.840 --> 17:55.520 What? No, not here. 17:57.080 --> 17:59.720 -Come on. Take a look. -All right. 17:59.800 --> 18:02.720 -Here, look. Don't you think she's hot? -Yeah, no, she's good-looking. 18:02.800 --> 18:03.640 Yeah. 18:03.720 --> 18:06.040 I was just thinking, we don't have to do this. 18:06.120 --> 18:07.560 -Or this girl? -No. 18:08.080 --> 18:09.800 She might be better. Don't you think? 18:09.880 --> 18:12.240 Well, honestly, I have no idea what your type is. 18:12.320 --> 18:15.880 Damn, you can tell she works out, can't you? Wow. 18:15.960 --> 18:18.320 Wow. Yeah. Are you sure you wanna do this? 18:18.399 --> 18:20.000 Well, yeah, assuming she's interested. 18:21.680 --> 18:23.800 -She wants a photo of us. -All right. 18:25.280 --> 18:26.399 Hey, you have to smile, okay? 18:26.480 --> 18:28.159 Now it looks like we're pissed about this. 18:28.240 --> 18:29.720 Okay. 18:31.200 --> 18:33.440 -Oh fuck. Damn. -This whole thing's getting me really hot. 18:33.520 --> 18:35.159 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 18:39.520 --> 18:40.360 Seriously? 18:41.320 --> 18:43.360 Uh, just getting this for a customer. 18:43.440 --> 18:46.159 -Don't forget about table two, all right? -Yeah, I won't. Got it. 18:55.640 --> 18:58.200 My CD collection. Many, many years in the making. 18:59.080 --> 19:00.800 It pains me to get rid of them, but yeah. 19:00.880 --> 19:03.360 The new generation just doesn't see the value here. 19:03.440 --> 19:06.200 Luckily, there are still places that appreciate a goldmine like this. 19:06.280 --> 19:08.040 Oh. Yeah. 19:08.120 --> 19:09.960 Uh-huh. Eighty euros. 19:10.600 --> 19:13.000 What? What? You out of your mind, sir? 19:13.080 --> 19:15.840 There are some real gems in here. Here, uh, Nevermind. 19:15.919 --> 19:17.679 Plus, it's been autographed by a roadie. 19:17.760 --> 19:19.919 Uh, Jamiroquai. Bonus instrumental track included. 19:20.000 --> 19:22.040 -Look. I've already got five of those. -Jeez. 19:23.159 --> 19:24.399 Eighty euros. 19:26.880 --> 19:27.840 No. 19:34.679 --> 19:36.760 Hey, sweetie. Keys. Did you dri… Oh there. 19:36.840 --> 19:37.760 Are you leaving? 19:37.840 --> 19:40.159 Yeah. Yeah, the course. 19:40.240 --> 19:42.000 -Oh, yeah. -Unless you need me, of course. 19:42.080 --> 19:43.280 I can skip it if you need help. 19:43.360 --> 19:45.080 No. Please, you go improve yourself. 19:45.159 --> 19:47.440 Yeah. So you don't need a hand filming? 19:47.520 --> 19:48.760 Oh my God, check this out. 19:48.840 --> 19:50.760 I made a cool filter. I thought you had to see it. 19:50.840 --> 19:52.640 That's what I'm talking about! Yes! 19:52.720 --> 19:54.480 Great. I'm fine. Andrea's helping out. 19:54.560 --> 19:56.880 Ah. 19:56.960 --> 19:58.679 So does she work for Good Life with Stevie? 19:58.760 --> 20:01.399 Yes. Because you've been so busy with your course. 20:01.480 --> 20:03.520 And I want you to have some time for yourself too. 20:03.600 --> 20:05.240 -Yeah? -She can't replace you, honey. 20:05.320 --> 20:06.760 Never. 20:08.040 --> 20:10.000 And just so you know, she doesn't work for me. 20:10.080 --> 20:11.800 She works with me. 20:13.480 --> 20:16.120 -Cheese! -This filter is the best! 20:17.399 --> 20:19.760 Before you can fully transform into a new man, 20:19.840 --> 20:23.280 first, we have to learn to say goodbye to the old man. 20:23.360 --> 20:25.200 Let's start by deconstructing ourselves. 20:25.280 --> 20:28.240 I need a volunteer to demonstrate, so I'm looking for a real man's man. 20:28.320 --> 20:30.720 Uh, this gentleman. With the phone. 20:30.800 --> 20:31.800 -Hello? -Huh? 20:31.880 --> 20:33.880 -Your name? -Mike. 20:34.640 --> 20:36.080 Welcome, Mike. Come on over here. 20:37.080 --> 20:38.800 -Ah. -Yeah, Mikey! 20:38.880 --> 20:41.280 -Like he's walking to his death. -Oh, no. 20:42.560 --> 20:44.240 So, go ahead, tell us, Mike. 20:44.320 --> 20:46.320 Can you think of the last time you cried? 20:46.399 --> 20:48.760 Uh… last night watching the Dutch team play football. 20:50.399 --> 20:51.520 -Nice. -Bam! 20:51.600 --> 20:53.320 Hey, and uh, Mike, what do you do for work? 20:53.399 --> 20:56.040 Oh, I… um, can I be honest right now, Bram? 20:56.120 --> 20:57.720 Of course. Course. That's why we're here. 20:57.800 --> 21:02.880 Okay. I have a few… minor doubts… about… about the… the course. 21:02.960 --> 21:04.360 -Criticism? Very good. -Yeah. 21:04.440 --> 21:05.520 The new man thing, 21:05.600 --> 21:08.080 is there any research, or is it mostly your idea? 21:08.159 --> 21:10.360 Are you doubting… that men and women should be equal? 21:10.440 --> 21:12.600 No. Equality's great. I have no problem there. 21:12.679 --> 21:16.000 But… that's different from being the same, right? 21:16.640 --> 21:17.480 No? 21:17.560 --> 21:19.080 Mm. I don't follow. 21:19.880 --> 21:21.880 -Uh, Greg. Greg. -Huh? 21:21.960 --> 21:23.640 -Come over here. -What? 21:23.720 --> 21:25.040 Yeah. I wanna show them something. 21:25.120 --> 21:26.320 -What? -Greg, come on. 21:26.399 --> 21:28.000 -Greg! -Okay. 21:32.840 --> 21:36.320 My friend Greg is a living example of the new man. 21:36.399 --> 21:39.120 He's very kind. He's… patient, mellow, uh… 21:39.200 --> 21:40.600 He takes care of the house. 21:40.679 --> 21:42.360 Happy to load and unload the dishwasher. 21:42.440 --> 21:45.440 Yeah, the kids tend to load the knives pointed up, which is like… 21:45.520 --> 21:46.800 -It's very dangerous. -Yeah. 21:47.560 --> 21:50.480 There isn't an ounce of macho in Greg. 21:50.560 --> 21:52.840 Not a gram of alpha male. 21:52.919 --> 21:56.159 Greg's, um… what you'd call "a really lovely guy." 21:56.240 --> 21:58.520 -And how does his wife thank him? -Mike. 21:58.600 --> 21:59.679 Well? Any guesses? 21:59.760 --> 22:01.399 Screwing her personal trainer, how's that? 22:01.480 --> 22:03.360 Yeah. 22:03.439 --> 22:05.200 Yeah. So that brings me to my question. 22:05.280 --> 22:07.880 This new man thing. Do you really think this crap helps? 22:08.480 --> 22:11.360 Or is everyone in here just getting taken for a ride?! 22:11.439 --> 22:12.880 That is my friend! 22:15.919 --> 22:17.760 Mike, you took that way too far. 22:17.840 --> 22:20.159 Oh, come on. Most of those losers in there were agreeing. 22:20.240 --> 22:21.760 That stuff is my business, Mike. 22:21.840 --> 22:22.760 Ah, come on, bro. 22:22.840 --> 22:24.560 It's healthy to talk about your problems. 22:24.640 --> 22:26.159 Your own problems. Not everyone else's. 22:26.240 --> 22:28.960 Don't get so worked up. I mean, this whole course is a huge farce. 22:29.040 --> 22:31.720 Yeah, you think that guy believes this? Come on. It's a grift. Here. 22:31.800 --> 22:34.720 Let's do the math. There are a hundred guys, right? 22:34.800 --> 22:37.640 They each pay 400 euros. That's 40,000 euros 22:37.720 --> 22:38.880 for six weeks, and… 22:38.960 --> 22:41.640 The occasional afternoon or morning. Maybe an evening session. 22:41.720 --> 22:43.679 That guy is making a fortune! 22:45.640 --> 22:48.600 Well, Mike. If you're so worked up, start your own course. How 'bout that? 22:48.679 --> 22:50.840 I know you're kidding, but that's a very good idea. 22:50.919 --> 22:53.000 -I mean it, seriously. Good idea. -Ah, what the fuck? 22:53.080 --> 22:55.960 -Now, drinks on me? Let's do it. -Yeah. So Stevie's paying. 22:56.040 --> 22:57.240 I gotta head out. 22:57.320 --> 22:59.280 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Hey, hey, hey. 22:59.360 --> 23:00.919 -Come on. -Not so fast. 23:01.000 --> 23:02.600 Come on. Come on. 23:02.679 --> 23:04.439 This will be good for you, okay? 23:09.840 --> 23:12.439 You'll never find me using thick bleach again. 23:12.520 --> 23:14.159 Now I only use thin bleach. 23:14.240 --> 23:17.560 That's my secret. I do like a clean life! 23:18.080 --> 23:21.040 Hey, hon. What do you think? Should I keep it? 23:21.120 --> 23:22.640 I made a post in it already. 23:22.720 --> 23:24.520 Yeah, sure. I'm out of boxes anyway. 23:24.600 --> 23:26.800 Oh, there's one more thing I wanted to mention about 23:26.880 --> 23:28.760 about my role at Good Life with Stevie. 23:28.840 --> 23:31.399 It's temporary, okay? Andrea's been filling in. That's all. 23:31.480 --> 23:33.320 Yeah, because you're irreplaceable. 23:33.399 --> 23:34.800 Right, that's why I brought this up. 23:34.880 --> 23:37.760 I'm a big-picture kinda man. I'm a planner, so to speak. 23:37.840 --> 23:39.760 I… pretty much just do that. 23:39.840 --> 23:40.960 You mean you're resigning? 23:42.520 --> 23:46.080 Unless you just can't do it without me, I just figured… Andrea's doing so well-- 23:46.159 --> 23:48.000 -Yeah. That's good. -Yeah? 23:48.080 --> 23:48.919 -Yeah! -Really? 23:49.000 --> 23:50.200 -It's good. -Okay. All right. 23:50.280 --> 23:51.360 -Mm. -Okay. 23:53.280 --> 23:55.800 -So what're you gonna do now? -Oh. 23:56.840 --> 23:58.360 I have a few ideas. 24:04.200 --> 24:07.800 How come I have to leave first? You wanted to separate. 24:07.880 --> 24:10.399 Look, we can't rent two houses, okay? I mean, we can't afford it. 24:10.480 --> 24:11.840 And your mother lives right nearby. 24:11.919 --> 24:15.679 You heard what the therapist said. Right now, it's all about the children. 24:15.760 --> 24:18.240 Well, Jason will barely look at me right now. 24:18.320 --> 24:19.399 He thinks it's my fault. 24:19.480 --> 24:23.240 Yeah. I'm gonna talk to him about that. Don't worry. Here. 24:23.320 --> 24:26.600 And hey, if that Ramon guy ever sets one foot in my house, I'm gonna… 24:26.679 --> 24:28.120 -Yeah. -I'll have to kick his butt. 24:28.200 --> 24:32.000 -I… Got it? -Yeah. Of course. That makes sense. 24:33.439 --> 24:35.280 I don't know why you're doing this, Merel. 24:35.360 --> 24:36.800 I just don't know why. 24:55.200 --> 24:56.760 Hey, sweetheart. 24:56.840 --> 24:57.679 Hi, Mom. 24:57.760 --> 25:00.040 I warned you about this, remember, Greg? 25:00.120 --> 25:02.600 You just had to get with a white woman. 25:03.200 --> 25:04.760 What do you want to eat? 25:05.960 --> 25:07.399 I'll make you something. 25:19.040 --> 25:21.600 Oh, that's her. Wow, she's so gorgeous. 25:22.640 --> 25:25.399 -Oh, and she's really young. -Oh. 25:25.480 --> 25:27.640 Hi. 25:27.720 --> 25:29.919 Hi. 25:30.000 --> 25:31.960 -Hey, I'm Pam. -Hi. 25:32.040 --> 25:33.760 -Mm. -Hello. 25:33.840 --> 25:34.720 And Danny. 25:34.800 --> 25:36.320 -Hi. -Yeah. 25:36.399 --> 25:37.919 -Hey. Yeah. -Mm. 25:38.960 --> 25:40.960 Oh, you guys look hotter in person, you know? 25:41.040 --> 25:42.399 Yeah, the photo wasn't so good. 25:42.480 --> 25:44.560 -Yeah, bad lighting. It's true. -Ah. 25:47.199 --> 25:48.240 Uh… 25:48.320 --> 25:50.720 -Drink? Tequila. -Great. 25:57.640 --> 25:58.960 Come upstairs, Ivo. 25:59.040 --> 26:00.199 Oh. I thought you'd never ask. 26:00.280 --> 26:01.919 Shh! 26:14.240 --> 26:16.280 -Was it good for you too? -Uh, yeah. 26:16.360 --> 26:17.360 Ah. 26:19.840 --> 26:20.880 Mm. 26:22.280 --> 26:23.439 I, uh… 26:25.640 --> 26:26.480 I better go. 26:27.080 --> 26:28.600 -Really? -Yeah. 26:29.360 --> 26:30.840 Aw, man. 26:30.919 --> 26:32.919 But I don't have to work tomorrow. 26:33.000 --> 26:37.280 No, but uh… Tess has a test tomorrow, and she always wants me to quiz her first. 26:37.360 --> 26:38.960 Come on. We'll get an early start and… 26:39.040 --> 26:41.280 You'll be home right before she has to go to school. 26:41.360 --> 26:43.159 -Uh, no, the thing is… -Ugh. 26:43.240 --> 26:45.640 I always have to learn the stuff myself beforehand. 26:46.880 --> 26:48.679 Miss you already. 26:52.880 --> 26:54.240 Not great, right? 26:56.080 --> 26:59.600 Oh, come on. Hey. You have any money to spare this time? 26:59.679 --> 27:01.360 Uh, no. Sorry. 27:01.439 --> 27:02.600 Aw, come on, man. 27:02.679 --> 27:06.240 I mean, you just made love, didn't you? Why don't you make my night too? 27:08.480 --> 27:09.679 Okay. Hold on. 27:19.679 --> 27:22.360 -I'm confused. What is this for? -Sell 'em. 27:22.439 --> 27:24.600 Who even still has a CD player? 27:24.679 --> 27:26.960 Well, then throw 'em away. Doesn't matter. 27:28.480 --> 27:30.880 Jamiroquai? Seriously? 27:42.800 --> 27:44.919 I thought she'd be out of here right away. 27:45.760 --> 27:48.280 -Should we wake her up? -Why did she have to sleep here? 27:48.360 --> 27:49.439 How the hell should I know? 27:49.520 --> 27:51.520 I thought it'd be boom-bada-boom, then she'd be gone. 27:51.600 --> 27:52.560 I know. 27:53.080 --> 27:55.480 I mean, what if she needs a ride home? 27:55.560 --> 27:56.800 Well, then she can call an Uber. 27:56.880 --> 27:59.040 Besides, we paid for her all her drinks last night. 27:59.120 --> 28:00.800 I wanna shower. 28:00.880 --> 28:01.960 -Oh. -Ooh. 28:03.120 --> 28:04.520 -Hi. -Good morning. 28:04.600 --> 28:06.600 -Good morning. -So, hi. 28:07.199 --> 28:08.880 How you feeling? Did you sleep okay? 28:08.960 --> 28:12.199 Yeah. Mattress was a bit, um… hard, but… fine in spite of it. 28:12.280 --> 28:14.480 Yeah, we like it real sturdy. 28:14.560 --> 28:16.919 Can we get you anything else? Do you want breakfast, 28:17.000 --> 28:19.960 coffee, maybe an… Uber? 28:20.040 --> 28:22.640 -This is a first for you guys, isn't it? -No. 28:22.720 --> 28:24.000 Mm-mm. 28:24.080 --> 28:25.679 We do this almost every month, right? 28:25.760 --> 28:28.199 Okay. 28:29.159 --> 28:32.320 I have to take off. Thank you, guys, for a great evening. 28:32.399 --> 28:33.439 -Yeah. -You too. 28:33.520 --> 28:35.560 Well, uh, thank you too. 28:35.640 --> 28:37.880 And if you want to meet up again, then, um… 28:37.959 --> 28:40.880 I do once per couple, 'cause then… it doesn't get all awkward. 28:40.959 --> 28:42.800 Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's… 28:43.639 --> 28:45.159 -Okay, well, uh… -Yeah. 28:45.240 --> 28:46.480 -Thank you. -Bye. 28:46.560 --> 28:47.800 Bye. 28:52.919 --> 28:56.600 Yeah… she didn't like us. It was like an exam. 28:56.679 --> 28:59.240 -She was really underwhelming. -Mm. 28:59.320 --> 29:01.840 -No, the fantasy was better. -Yeah. 29:04.199 --> 29:06.000 I'm thinking next time, we meet with a man. 29:07.199 --> 29:08.959 -Hmm? -Mm-hmm. 29:13.959 --> 29:14.959 Okay, that's him. 29:15.760 --> 29:16.959 Uh, who? 29:25.120 --> 29:26.679 -This is a problem. -What? 29:27.240 --> 29:29.399 You neglected to signal while parking. 29:29.480 --> 29:30.879 Uh… 29:32.360 --> 29:33.439 The street was empty. 29:33.520 --> 29:34.480 Ah, not how it works. 29:34.560 --> 29:36.560 You think you can just break into an empty house? 29:36.639 --> 29:37.760 Driver's license. 29:38.760 --> 29:40.240 Sorry, I always have it on me, but-- 29:40.320 --> 29:44.679 You thought, "I'd rather commit a crime, so I'll leave it at the house?" Yikes. 29:44.760 --> 29:46.280 Let's see here. 29:47.639 --> 29:50.639 Eh… That's a shame, man. That's three. 29:50.720 --> 29:51.639 Sorry? 29:51.720 --> 29:55.520 One, no blinker while parking. Two, no driver's license. 29:55.600 --> 29:57.520 Three, no front wheel tread. 29:57.600 --> 30:01.679 Four, no charm at all. But… I'll give you a pass on that. 30:02.840 --> 30:04.959 All right, well, just give me the ticket, please. 30:05.040 --> 30:06.399 Get out of the car, please. 30:06.480 --> 30:07.360 Sorry, but this-- 30:07.439 --> 30:09.480 Hands above your head, and get out of the car, please. 30:09.560 --> 30:11.040 -Get out! I'm warning you! -Greg! 30:15.480 --> 30:16.520 Cuff him. 30:17.600 --> 30:18.879 Hey! 30:20.320 --> 30:24.240 And five, blatantly disparaging a peace officer. 30:34.080 --> 30:36.080 That's just the beginning, friend. eace officer.