WEBVTT 00:00:32.360 --> 00:00:33.519 align:center Well, good morning. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:37.360 align:center Oh. Good morning. 00:00:38.720 --> 00:00:41.239 align:center And? How was your date? 00:00:41.760 --> 00:00:43.960 align:center Yeah. Good. 00:00:44.040 --> 00:00:45.879 align:center -Yeah? -Yeah. 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:48.160 align:center Okay, I wanna know. 00:00:49.680 --> 00:00:51.919 align:center Or… do you want me to go first? 00:00:52.559 --> 00:00:53.919 align:center Okay, um… 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:56.680 align:center -Yeah? -Yeah, well… we were… 00:00:57.199 --> 00:00:59.559 align:center -We were meeting at a cocktail bar. -Mm-hmm? 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:01.360 align:center And I… got there a little early, 00:01:01.440 --> 00:01:04.759 align:center so I waited at the bar with a G and T until she got there. 00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:07.080 align:center -Mm. -Then I saw her. 00:01:08.720 --> 00:01:11.960 align:center She was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. 00:01:12.520 --> 00:01:13.520 align:center Sorry? 00:01:15.440 --> 00:01:17.280 align:center -Figuratively speaking. -Oh. 00:01:17.360 --> 00:01:19.640 align:center Yeah. Really sexy. 00:01:19.720 --> 00:01:20.920 align:center Who was she? 00:01:21.479 --> 00:01:23.600 align:center -Loes. -Loes? 00:01:24.119 --> 00:01:25.399 align:center Yeah. 00:01:25.479 --> 00:01:27.000 align:center Well, that's not very hot. 00:01:27.080 --> 00:01:30.119 align:center Yeah, but she's Spanish, so "Luz." 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:31.600 align:center Aha. 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:33.040 align:center And then? 00:01:33.119 --> 00:01:36.040 align:center Yeah, well, you know, I got us some drinks. 00:01:36.119 --> 00:01:38.320 align:center We hit it off pretty fast. 00:01:38.399 --> 00:01:41.280 align:center I mean, she laughed at my jokes. She was funny too. 00:01:42.479 --> 00:01:44.839 align:center We talked for hours. It just flew by. 00:01:46.160 --> 00:01:47.960 align:center Then we went somewhere more private. 00:01:49.240 --> 00:01:50.360 align:center She lived close by. 00:01:50.440 --> 00:01:52.199 align:center So we walked to her place, 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:54.640 align:center and she couldn't keep her hands off me. 00:01:54.720 --> 00:01:57.960 align:center -Of course not. -Then… she started kissing me at her door. 00:01:58.039 --> 00:01:59.479 align:center -Really? -Yeah. 00:02:00.160 --> 00:02:02.399 align:center And she invited me upstairs. 00:02:03.960 --> 00:02:05.280 align:center How was it? 00:02:05.360 --> 00:02:07.080 align:center -Was she good? -So good. 00:02:08.519 --> 00:02:11.480 align:center -But nothing compared to you. -Oh, good. 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:17.519 align:center And while we were making love, she kept breathing sweet words 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:19.080 align:center against my neck. 00:02:19.160 --> 00:02:21.120 align:center "Oh, j'adore." 00:02:21.200 --> 00:02:23.320 align:center "J'adore. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:26.680 align:center -"Oh, j'arrive, j'arrive, j'arrive." -Um… um… 00:02:26.760 --> 00:02:27.680 align:center -In French? -"Oui--" 00:02:27.760 --> 00:02:29.320 align:center -You said she was Spanish. -Hmm? 00:02:29.880 --> 00:02:32.920 align:center Yes, Spanish. With a French, uh… mother. 00:02:34.640 --> 00:02:36.440 align:center Daan, did you just make up this whole thing? 00:02:36.519 --> 00:02:37.880 align:center No. 00:02:37.959 --> 00:02:39.760 align:center No… why would I… 00:02:40.880 --> 00:02:42.720 align:center -Such bullshit. -What? 00:02:42.799 --> 00:02:45.920 align:center Yeah. You made all of that up, didn't you? 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:47.600 align:center No. No. 00:02:47.679 --> 00:02:48.640 align:center I… 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:52.959 align:center Okay, fine. I'm lying. 00:02:54.160 --> 00:02:55.360 align:center I didn't go out. 00:02:55.440 --> 00:02:56.360 align:center Jesus. 00:02:56.440 --> 00:02:59.360 align:center What? You're upset that I'm not sleeping with another woman? 00:02:59.440 --> 00:03:02.799 align:center No. I'm mad that you're lying, which is what we were trying to avoid doing. 00:03:02.880 --> 00:03:06.200 align:center Look, I… It weirds me out, Pam. 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:09.320 align:center Can't you understand that? 00:03:11.160 --> 00:03:14.040 align:center Daan, look. Of course. I get it. 00:03:15.640 --> 00:03:17.760 align:center I'm not expecting it to be easy. 00:03:19.160 --> 00:03:22.320 align:center But… I trust you. 00:03:22.399 --> 00:03:23.799 align:center I trust us. 00:03:25.880 --> 00:03:26.920 align:center I know. 00:03:28.200 --> 00:03:30.840 align:center Hey, we didn't make all those arrangements for nothing. 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:33.440 align:center Just give it a chance. 00:03:35.040 --> 00:03:36.160 align:center Mm. 00:03:42.440 --> 00:03:45.519 align:center ROOSTERS 00:03:45.600 --> 00:03:47.640 align:center This is Mike, my husband. 00:03:47.720 --> 00:03:49.959 align:center He also works for @GoodLifeWithStevie. 00:03:50.040 --> 00:03:51.799 align:center -Mike, this is Booth and Zoey. -Hey. 00:03:51.880 --> 00:03:54.160 align:center Hey. It's really nice to meet you. 00:03:54.239 --> 00:03:57.239 align:center So… the sunroom, the kitchen, the garden. 00:03:57.320 --> 00:03:59.679 align:center -The garden. -Let me know if you have questions. 00:04:04.320 --> 00:04:06.359 align:center -Who are they? -They're from my agency. 00:04:06.440 --> 00:04:08.119 align:center They're here to work on my branding. 00:04:08.200 --> 00:04:09.040 align:center For branding? 00:04:09.119 --> 00:04:12.519 align:center A new lifestyle brand wants a collaboration. 00:04:12.600 --> 00:04:15.040 align:center And we're getting furniture for free. So great. 00:04:15.119 --> 00:04:17.079 align:center -But we just got new furniture. -Ah, don't worry. 00:04:17.159 --> 00:04:20.039 align:center On the internet, people will pay a fortune for stuff like this. 00:04:20.120 --> 00:04:21.079 align:center -Ah. Okay. -Bye. 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:22.160 align:center -You too. -Honey? 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:23.080 align:center Mm? 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:24.640 align:center Before I forget. 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:28.039 align:center This is for you. 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:35.080 align:center What is this for? 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:38.840 align:center Okay. All these years, you provided for us. 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:41.280 align:center And now it's my turn. 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:44.080 align:center I've been waiting years to say this. 00:04:44.160 --> 00:04:45.800 align:center Go buy something for yourself. 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:49.400 align:center Uh, sorry. This is just strange. 00:04:49.479 --> 00:04:51.120 align:center -What do you mean? -Well… 00:04:52.320 --> 00:04:55.479 align:center I work with you, not for you. I mean, you're not my boss, so… 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:58.240 align:center So when you gave me a credit card, were you my boss? 00:04:58.320 --> 00:04:59.760 align:center Uh, no, no. That's not it. 00:04:59.840 --> 00:05:01.400 align:center So what is it? 00:05:01.479 --> 00:05:03.760 align:center I'm a man. Get it? 00:05:03.840 --> 00:05:06.280 align:center A man must hunt. Food, money. 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:07.400 align:center That's nature. 00:05:07.479 --> 00:05:08.919 align:center Oh, okay. 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:12.320 align:center That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, you should go hunting. 00:05:12.400 --> 00:05:13.280 align:center Great. 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:14.880 align:center Yeah, be right there. 00:05:14.960 --> 00:05:18.200 align:center Someone needs to go hunt the groceries. I would love to do it together. 00:05:18.280 --> 00:05:20.000 align:center But I have to work. 00:05:20.080 --> 00:05:21.000 align:center See ya. 00:05:29.080 --> 00:05:30.479 align:center Yeah, too late. 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:32.479 align:center -Fun shopping trip, Mike? -Yeah. 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:35.640 align:center I didn't know Stevie could afford an errand boy. 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:37.400 align:center -A pack horse. -The mule. 00:05:37.479 --> 00:05:40.160 align:center Wow. Shame that you still think in those gender roles. 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:41.680 align:center Ooh, gender roles. 00:05:41.760 --> 00:05:45.520 align:center Yeah. I think it's great that Stevie and Mike divide all the chores. 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.720 align:center -There he is. "Progress-Ivo." -I do. 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:51.760 align:center Or I'm more in tune with the changing times, Danny. 00:05:51.840 --> 00:05:52.680 align:center Sure. 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:56.039 align:center Which is exactly why Tess has the courage to love who she wants. 00:05:56.120 --> 00:05:58.720 align:center -Huh? -Is Tess a lesbo? 00:05:58.800 --> 00:06:02.080 align:center Mm, the term's actually "queer." But, yeah. 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:05.560 align:center So I don't have to worry about horny boys on fat bikes. 00:06:05.640 --> 00:06:07.720 align:center My daughter's into sweet and nice women. 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:10.320 align:center I wouldn't say "sweet." I've seen some movies, and… 00:06:10.400 --> 00:06:11.800 align:center -Whoo! Holy moly! -Yeah! 00:06:11.880 --> 00:06:12.919 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah! 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:14.840 align:center -You can learn a thing or two from them. -Dang! 00:06:14.919 --> 00:06:16.000 align:center What are you, ten years old? 00:06:16.080 --> 00:06:17.599 align:center -Whoo-hoo! -Come on. Let's play already. 00:06:20.479 --> 00:06:22.560 align:center Ugh. What am I doing, Pam? 00:06:22.640 --> 00:06:25.000 align:center I probably never should have asked for your advice at all. 00:06:25.080 --> 00:06:27.320 align:center Whoa, whoa. I am not to blame for this. 00:06:27.400 --> 00:06:30.000 align:center An open relationship is not the same as cheating. 00:06:30.080 --> 00:06:31.680 align:center But he keeps texting. 00:06:31.760 --> 00:06:34.599 align:center And if he doesn't text, I keep checking to see if he's texted yet. 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:36.120 align:center -He's driving me nuts. -Mm. 00:06:37.320 --> 00:06:40.960 align:center I just really want for Greg and I to be more open-minded. That's all. 00:06:41.039 --> 00:06:42.160 align:center Like you guys. 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:44.000 align:center Hey, we're still getting used to it too. 00:06:44.080 --> 00:06:46.479 align:center Oh, so you do have a hard time sharing Danny. 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:47.400 align:center I knew it. 00:06:47.479 --> 00:06:50.160 align:center No. No, no, no. He's having a hard time with it. 00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:54.280 align:center Yeah. Maybe he's more of a one-woman guy than I thought. 00:06:54.359 --> 00:06:55.599 align:center Danny? 00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:56.640 align:center Yeah. 00:06:58.120 --> 00:07:01.000 align:center I get it, but I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 00:07:01.080 --> 00:07:03.120 align:center And what if this ends up costing me my marriage? 00:07:03.200 --> 00:07:05.680 align:center Come on. All this over one orgasm? 00:07:06.919 --> 00:07:07.919 align:center Two? 00:07:09.440 --> 00:07:12.120 align:center Oh wow. Does he have brothers? 00:07:12.640 --> 00:07:16.080 align:center Greg needs to inject testosterone just to be able to have sex with me. 00:07:16.159 --> 00:07:17.520 align:center I mean, that says it all. 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:21.359 align:center Just be honest with him. He deserves to know how you feel. 00:07:21.440 --> 00:07:24.400 align:center Otherwise, what kind of marriage do you have? Just tell him the truth. 00:07:24.479 --> 00:07:25.760 align:center I don't know if I can do that. 00:07:25.840 --> 00:07:28.200 align:center Then you have to cancel your gym membership. 00:07:28.280 --> 00:07:30.440 align:center Uh, no! I renewed the damn thing. 00:07:30.960 --> 00:07:33.719 align:center Well, at least you know you're getting your money's worth, then. 00:07:50.760 --> 00:07:51.919 align:center Elsbeth! 00:07:53.479 --> 00:07:54.880 align:center Oh. Ah. 00:07:54.960 --> 00:07:55.960 align:center She looks nice. 00:07:56.039 --> 00:07:58.599 align:center She's 47, a journalist, and gluten-free. 00:07:58.679 --> 00:08:01.320 align:center -Uh, is that a problem, though? -Uh, no. 00:08:01.400 --> 00:08:03.080 align:center But, um, Tess… 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:07.520 align:center -Look, about last night. That girl. -Yeah, I won't bring people back here. 00:08:07.599 --> 00:08:09.880 align:center Oh, what? No, that's not what I meant. 00:08:09.960 --> 00:08:11.880 align:center Um, Tess… 00:08:12.880 --> 00:08:15.640 align:center I want you to know I'm on board with the queer thing. 00:08:15.719 --> 00:08:17.159 align:center Dad, I don't use labels. 00:08:19.080 --> 00:08:20.280 align:center Sure. 00:08:20.359 --> 00:08:25.880 align:center But, mm, whenever you do have visitors, it would be nice 00:08:25.960 --> 00:08:28.880 align:center if I knew in advance so I'm not surprised. 00:08:28.960 --> 00:08:30.599 align:center Okay, that's fair. What should I do? 00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:32.720 align:center Uh… 00:08:32.799 --> 00:08:36.000 align:center What if I leave the coatrack on top of the stairs? Okay? 00:08:36.959 --> 00:08:37.799 align:center Uh… 00:08:37.880 --> 00:08:40.000 align:center Visitor? Coatrack. Check? 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:42.679 align:center -Check. -Check. 00:08:43.199 --> 00:08:44.480 align:center And check. 00:08:44.560 --> 00:08:46.760 align:center Can I get you lovely ladies anything else today? 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:49.320 align:center A menu or… my phone number? 00:08:49.400 --> 00:08:51.840 align:center No, we're okay. 00:08:51.920 --> 00:08:54.160 align:center -Well, cheers to the new home. -Okay. 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:56.320 align:center Hey, Chantal. 00:08:56.400 --> 00:08:57.840 align:center It's Danny. 00:08:57.920 --> 00:09:00.720 align:center Yeah, I know. It's definitely been a while, huh? 00:09:00.800 --> 00:09:03.520 align:center But how about the two of us get together tonight? 00:09:05.400 --> 00:09:07.120 align:center Oh, con… congratulations. 00:09:07.199 --> 00:09:08.640 align:center And when are you due? 00:09:09.800 --> 00:09:11.920 align:center That's so great. Yeah, no… 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:14.440 align:center I am so stupid. I just noticed… 00:09:14.520 --> 00:09:16.640 align:center I'm not actually available tonight, after all. 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:19.199 align:center Yeah. Yeah. You too. Yeah. So long. 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:21.240 align:center -Huh? -What? 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:23.120 align:center I'm just calling to check reservations. 00:09:23.640 --> 00:09:24.520 align:center -Okay. -Yeah. 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:26.040 align:center -Sure. -Okay. 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:31.000 align:center -Hey, Tina. -Hey, Danny. 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:33.760 align:center -I was just thinking about you. -What for? 00:09:33.839 --> 00:09:35.720 align:center Shouldn't you be thinking about your wedding? 00:09:35.800 --> 00:09:38.880 align:center No, no. You were totally right. I'm not a one-woman man. 00:09:38.959 --> 00:09:40.199 align:center -Seriously? -Mm-hmm. 00:09:40.280 --> 00:09:42.040 align:center -So Pam said no? -No, no. 00:09:42.120 --> 00:09:45.199 align:center We actually decided it was best to have an open relationship. 00:09:45.280 --> 00:09:46.520 align:center So what do you think of that? 00:09:46.600 --> 00:09:47.560 align:center Oh, yeah? 00:09:47.640 --> 00:09:50.320 align:center Listen, if you're up for it, I've got something hard I could-- 00:09:50.400 --> 00:09:51.959 align:center Hard? 00:09:52.040 --> 00:09:53.760 align:center I don't remember it like that. 00:09:56.079 --> 00:09:57.079 align:center -Hey, honey. Hi. -Hi, love. 00:09:57.160 --> 00:09:59.720 align:center Um, were you able to find the key? 00:09:59.800 --> 00:10:02.000 align:center Sure did. 00:10:02.079 --> 00:10:05.360 align:center This is the storage key, and I need the shed key. 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:08.040 align:center Fine, Jesus. Do it yourself. 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:09.520 align:center Come on. 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:12.480 align:center -Bye, Danny. -Yeah, bye. Oh! 00:10:22.520 --> 00:10:23.440 align:center Hi. 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:27.040 align:center Ah, Mr. Mike. 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:29.760 align:center -Hey. -Did you pick up the groceries? 00:10:29.839 --> 00:10:30.720 align:center Yeah. 00:10:30.800 --> 00:10:32.839 align:center -How sweet. -Yeah. 00:10:35.160 --> 00:10:37.520 align:center Uh-oh. You didn't buy the right detergent. 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:38.440 align:center No? 00:10:38.520 --> 00:10:41.000 align:center Miss Stevie likes fabric softening detergent. 00:10:41.079 --> 00:10:44.400 align:center Oh, okay. They do the same thing, though, right? 00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:46.839 align:center -It's not a big deal, sir. -No, it's not. 00:10:46.920 --> 00:10:49.720 align:center -As long as it cleans, right? -Yeah, it's not such a big deal. 00:10:49.800 --> 00:10:50.920 align:center Yeah. 00:10:51.720 --> 00:10:53.240 align:center -Sir? -Hmm? 00:10:53.959 --> 00:10:55.680 align:center I have something for you. 00:10:56.240 --> 00:10:57.640 align:center For me? What? 00:10:59.640 --> 00:11:01.440 align:center Saint George. 00:11:01.520 --> 00:11:02.640 align:center Oh. 00:11:04.520 --> 00:11:07.040 align:center He protects all of the artists. 00:11:08.160 --> 00:11:09.240 align:center Artists? 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:12.920 align:center -You created Fuck Island. Am I right? -Yes. 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:16.000 align:center That show touched millions of people across our world. 00:11:16.079 --> 00:11:17.560 align:center -Yeah. -Right? 00:11:17.640 --> 00:11:19.520 align:center Fuck Island, sir. 00:11:20.040 --> 00:11:21.160 align:center How great. 00:11:21.760 --> 00:11:22.839 align:center You got this. 00:11:22.920 --> 00:11:23.839 align:center Yeah. 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:33.680 align:center And breathe it out in four, three, two… 00:11:33.760 --> 00:11:36.480 align:center -Did you tell Andrea that I was fired? -One. 00:11:40.040 --> 00:11:41.959 align:center Uh, she noticed you were at the house more often, 00:11:42.040 --> 00:11:43.760 align:center and she asked me why you looked so sad. 00:11:43.839 --> 00:11:45.199 align:center I didn't want to lie to her. 00:11:45.280 --> 00:11:47.920 align:center So, you thought, what? 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:50.719 align:center You would share my personal life with the housekeeper? 00:11:50.800 --> 00:11:53.959 align:center Come on. She's more than the housekeeper. She's a friend. 00:11:54.040 --> 00:11:56.800 align:center She even offered to quit so she wouldn't be a burden on us. 00:11:56.880 --> 00:11:58.000 align:center That's how sweet she is. 00:11:58.079 --> 00:11:59.320 align:center -What? -Yeah. 00:11:59.959 --> 00:12:01.400 align:center It would save money. 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:04.079 align:center And you're going to clean? 00:12:05.079 --> 00:12:06.680 align:center Hey, wha… wha… what is this? 00:12:07.199 --> 00:12:09.560 align:center This is the meditation tiara. 00:12:09.640 --> 00:12:12.600 align:center "Clear your mind with the relaxing sound of nature." 00:12:12.680 --> 00:12:14.440 align:center Is there anything you won't promote? 00:12:14.520 --> 00:12:16.520 align:center Do you mind? My followers want a new post. 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:33.000 align:center Hi. Sorry. Hectic day. Ivo. 00:12:33.079 --> 00:12:35.560 align:center I'm Elsbeth. Nice to meet you. 00:12:36.079 --> 00:12:38.320 align:center Hey, Tess, what is this? 00:12:38.400 --> 00:12:40.520 align:center She's not anything like her picture. 00:12:40.599 --> 00:12:43.040 align:center Yeah. So what? You don't look the same in yours, Dad. 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:45.599 align:center That's not what I mean. She's… 00:12:45.680 --> 00:12:48.480 align:center Uh……bigger. 00:12:48.560 --> 00:12:50.760 align:center Body-shaming? That's so rude, Dad. 00:12:51.400 --> 00:12:54.440 align:center And why do all women have to be skinny anyway? 00:12:54.520 --> 00:12:56.880 align:center Fight against the tyranny of body image. 00:12:56.959 --> 00:12:59.240 align:center Hey, that's not fair. Just a minute. 00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:02.599 align:center Beauty standards are an arcane practice imposed by the patriarchy. 00:13:02.680 --> 00:13:05.240 align:center Dad, this woman is comfortable in her skin. 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:06.440 align:center Yeah. Too comfortable. 00:13:06.520 --> 00:13:08.959 align:center Liberate yourself! 00:13:11.959 --> 00:13:13.280 align:center Sorry about that. 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:17.640 align:center My daughter never learned to work the TV remote. 00:13:17.719 --> 00:13:20.000 align:center -Yeah, the TikTok generation. -Right. 00:13:20.079 --> 00:13:22.320 align:center Hey, uh… you come here often? 00:13:22.400 --> 00:13:24.280 align:center Yeah. Can you tell? 00:13:25.040 --> 00:13:28.320 align:center -No. Uh, I didn't mean it that way. Sorry. -Yeah, I'm kidding. 00:13:28.400 --> 00:13:31.160 align:center Yeah, no. I actually come here all the time. 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:33.480 align:center I really love Mexican. Uh, and you? 00:13:34.040 --> 00:13:35.440 align:center Yeah, uh… 00:13:36.800 --> 00:13:37.959 align:center Oh shit. 00:13:38.040 --> 00:13:40.000 align:center -Ivo. -Hey. 00:13:40.079 --> 00:13:41.160 align:center Hey. 00:13:41.680 --> 00:13:44.000 align:center -This is a surprise. -Yeah. 00:13:44.079 --> 00:13:46.920 align:center Hmm. Didn't think you liked Mexican food. 00:13:47.000 --> 00:13:48.839 align:center Yeah, well, tastes can change. 00:13:49.719 --> 00:13:51.079 align:center I can see that. 00:13:51.599 --> 00:13:53.560 align:center -Hi. Desirée. -Hi. 00:13:53.640 --> 00:13:55.240 align:center -Elsbeth. -Hi. 00:13:55.880 --> 00:13:57.440 align:center And our daughter? 00:13:57.520 --> 00:13:58.920 align:center Where is she tonight? 00:13:59.000 --> 00:14:00.599 align:center Uh, doing homework. 00:14:00.680 --> 00:14:02.839 align:center Yeah, and on TikTok, of course, right? 00:14:03.400 --> 00:14:05.959 align:center Ah. You're here with the dentist. 00:14:06.040 --> 00:14:08.800 align:center Yes. Well, don't let me bother you. 00:14:10.640 --> 00:14:11.599 align:center See ya. 00:14:12.760 --> 00:14:14.400 align:center Have a great time, you two. 00:14:16.920 --> 00:14:18.680 align:center Seriously, that's your ex? 00:14:18.760 --> 00:14:19.839 align:center -Yeah. -She's hot. 00:14:19.920 --> 00:14:23.199 align:center Really? Uh… Well, I don't really care about looks, so… 00:14:23.280 --> 00:14:25.160 align:center -Yeah, yeah. -No, no. Really, no. 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:27.240 align:center The standards of beauty are so arcane. 00:14:27.319 --> 00:14:29.880 align:center I just can't stand it. Really. 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:33.000 align:center Don't work too hard. Okay, sweetie? 00:14:37.520 --> 00:14:38.520 align:center Mm. 00:14:40.199 --> 00:14:41.800 align:center Hey. Where's my chair? 00:14:42.319 --> 00:14:44.400 align:center -Hmm? -My… My… My leather chair. 00:14:44.479 --> 00:14:45.920 align:center Where I always sit. 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:48.360 align:center Oh, yeah. 00:14:49.319 --> 00:14:52.479 align:center Yeah, Booth thought it no longer matched my image. 00:14:52.560 --> 00:14:54.640 align:center We got 500 euros for it. 00:14:55.400 --> 00:14:58.000 align:center Not bad, though, right? It goes better with the rest. 00:15:03.680 --> 00:15:05.560 align:center -So, I have an idea. -Mm-hmm. 00:15:05.640 --> 00:15:06.800 align:center Actually, a proposal. 00:15:07.560 --> 00:15:08.599 align:center Mm. 00:15:08.680 --> 00:15:09.599 align:center A fun proposal? 00:15:11.599 --> 00:15:14.800 align:center -So… how would you feel… -Yeah? 00:15:14.880 --> 00:15:17.640 align:center About putting the mortgage in both our names from now on? 00:15:17.719 --> 00:15:18.839 align:center So I can help pay? 00:15:19.640 --> 00:15:22.319 align:center -That's so sweet, but no. -What? 00:15:22.400 --> 00:15:24.560 align:center Then we'd have to put the house in both our names. 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:26.400 align:center Yeah. So? 00:15:26.479 --> 00:15:27.959 align:center I don't think that's a good idea. 00:15:28.040 --> 00:15:30.959 align:center Why not? We share everything already. Especially now. 00:15:31.040 --> 00:15:34.199 align:center Yeah, temporarily. I'll have a job again soon. 00:15:34.280 --> 00:15:37.360 align:center And you can stop with this… You know, this stuff. 00:15:37.439 --> 00:15:42.240 align:center -Hey, everything's gonna be fine. -Yeah, but I'm fine right now. 00:15:42.319 --> 00:15:44.360 align:center Maybe that's something you have to get used to. 00:15:44.439 --> 00:15:46.400 align:center But I think where we are right now is good for us. 00:15:46.479 --> 00:15:47.880 align:center It's perfectly even. 00:15:48.719 --> 00:15:49.599 align:center Right? 00:15:49.680 --> 00:15:54.319 align:center Yeah, but our relationship doesn't depend on whose name is on the house, right? 00:15:54.400 --> 00:15:55.800 align:center I agree. 00:15:55.880 --> 00:15:58.920 align:center So why not put both our names on the house together? 00:16:02.959 --> 00:16:05.199 align:center -Comfy couch, yeah? -It's good. Yeah. 00:16:13.199 --> 00:16:14.359 align:center Have fun? 00:16:14.880 --> 00:16:17.079 align:center -Why are you here? -Tess. 00:16:17.680 --> 00:16:19.920 align:center I called and texted, but she's not answering. 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:22.959 align:center -She's doing homework. I told you. -I really hope she is. 00:16:23.040 --> 00:16:26.079 align:center The Parent Portal shows they have midterms next week. 00:16:26.160 --> 00:16:27.000 align:center What? 00:16:27.079 --> 00:16:28.839 align:center How can you know about Tinder… 00:16:28.920 --> 00:16:30.240 align:center Tess signed me up for that. 00:16:30.319 --> 00:16:32.680 align:center …but not have the app you need for your daughter's school? 00:16:32.760 --> 00:16:34.240 align:center Wait. Um… 00:16:34.319 --> 00:16:37.240 align:center Uh, tell you what. I'll talk to her. 00:16:37.319 --> 00:16:38.719 align:center Okay? I'll handle it. 00:16:38.800 --> 00:16:40.160 align:center -You'll handle it? -Yes. 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:41.640 align:center I'm talking to my daughter. 00:16:42.400 --> 00:16:44.199 align:center Um, okay, but don't freak out. 00:16:44.280 --> 00:16:46.599 align:center She, uh, might have invited her girlfriend over 00:16:46.680 --> 00:16:48.959 align:center so they could do, um, homework together. 00:16:50.199 --> 00:16:52.120 align:center -Mom. -Hi. 00:16:52.959 --> 00:16:55.079 align:center Homework, huh? That's what this is? 00:16:55.160 --> 00:16:56.160 align:center Yes. 00:16:56.880 --> 00:16:58.240 align:center Okay, um… 00:16:58.319 --> 00:17:02.319 align:center Uh, hon, I think it's better if your girlfriend leaves for now. 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:14.839 align:center -I thought that you… -I don't define myself. That's your job. 00:17:18.399 --> 00:17:20.919 align:center It's bad enough that you can't take care of yourself. 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:23.919 align:center But I am not going to let you drag our baby 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:27.000 align:center into this raunchy bachelor lifestyle you live. 00:17:27.079 --> 00:17:28.760 align:center She's just, uh, experimenting. 00:17:28.840 --> 00:17:30.560 align:center That's normal at her age, okay? 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:33.120 align:center Yeah? And what if they don't use protection? 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:34.680 align:center You'll deal with that child as well? 00:17:37.320 --> 00:17:38.760 align:center Did you use protection? 00:17:38.840 --> 00:17:41.240 align:center -No, but she only gave me a blow-- -Oh! 00:17:41.320 --> 00:17:44.280 align:center I make my own choices, Mom! 00:17:44.800 --> 00:17:48.480 align:center -You're not the boss of me. -Oh no? I'm still your mother, right? 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:52.320 align:center And I'm telling you that you don't know what's best for you. 00:17:52.800 --> 00:17:56.159 align:center I am 16. I only answer to myself. 00:17:56.960 --> 00:17:58.240 align:center And now to Dad. 00:17:58.320 --> 00:17:59.399 align:center Listen to me. 00:18:00.080 --> 00:18:01.440 align:center If you fail these midterms, 00:18:01.520 --> 00:18:04.480 align:center I swear I am going to drag you out of this house. 00:18:04.560 --> 00:18:06.399 align:center Do you understand me? 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:11.320 align:center Get up! Come on! Get out of this house! 00:18:22.919 --> 00:18:24.640 align:center It's going well, though, isn't it? 00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:28.120 align:center You've had more sex in one month than in the last four years. 00:18:28.640 --> 00:18:31.919 align:center It's not about the sex. I want a connection. To feel something. 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:34.320 align:center Yeah, me too. But during the sex. 00:18:35.399 --> 00:18:38.399 align:center How are things? Are those shots working? 00:18:38.919 --> 00:18:40.520 align:center I've reached my ticket quota. 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:43.960 align:center -What? -Is that Pam? 00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:53.960 align:center -Danny deserves to know, doesn't he? -Not our business. Don't get involved. 00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:57.520 align:center I would've wanted to know if my wife was cheating. 00:18:57.600 --> 00:18:59.040 align:center Your wife was cheating, though. 00:18:59.120 --> 00:19:00.440 align:center Yeah, but… 00:19:01.600 --> 00:19:03.560 align:center It's probably just a meeting. 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:04.800 align:center In a hotel? 00:19:05.480 --> 00:19:08.440 align:center I'm not sure it was Pam, okay? So we should just let it go. 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:13.640 align:center And if Merel was cheating? Don't you think you'd want to know? 00:19:13.720 --> 00:19:15.800 align:center Merel? Cheating? 00:19:19.720 --> 00:19:21.600 align:center It is Pam. 00:19:22.280 --> 00:19:25.000 align:center -They weren't in there for very long. -Enough for an espresso. 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:30.520 align:center Shit. 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:41.399 align:center -Straight ahead? -Uh, no. Turn right up there. 00:19:41.919 --> 00:19:43.080 align:center I MISS YOU 00:19:43.159 --> 00:19:44.560 align:center MISS YOU TOO 00:19:44.640 --> 00:19:46.919 align:center DRIVING SCHOOL MEREL CITY 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:49.760 align:center NO ENTRY 00:19:53.120 --> 00:19:55.600 align:center I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL DAY LONG. EVEN DURING MY WORKOUT. 00:19:59.880 --> 00:20:01.800 align:center What's he doing? Am I good? 00:20:01.880 --> 00:20:02.919 align:center Yeah. Keep going straight. 00:20:04.919 --> 00:20:06.560 align:center -Go straight? -Keep goin'. 00:20:06.640 --> 00:20:07.600 align:center KEEP GOING 00:20:07.679 --> 00:20:08.880 align:center There's cars coming at us. 00:20:15.159 --> 00:20:16.360 align:center Sorry. 00:20:19.120 --> 00:20:20.800 align:center I think you should do the talking. 00:20:20.880 --> 00:20:23.320 align:center What? You're the one who wants to tell her. 00:20:23.399 --> 00:20:24.520 align:center Uh… 00:20:26.159 --> 00:20:29.360 align:center -Oh, it's work. I gotta take it. -Right now, though? 00:20:29.440 --> 00:20:30.800 align:center Duty calls, man. 00:20:33.360 --> 00:20:34.720 align:center Uh, one minute. 00:20:36.280 --> 00:20:38.159 align:center Ivo? Did we have an appointment? 00:20:38.240 --> 00:20:40.720 align:center Uh, no. Um… 00:20:41.600 --> 00:20:43.600 align:center It's about you. And Danny. 00:20:44.120 --> 00:20:45.240 align:center Danny? 00:20:45.320 --> 00:20:48.280 align:center We saw you. Greg and I. 00:20:48.360 --> 00:20:49.520 align:center With another man. 00:20:50.120 --> 00:20:51.240 align:center Yeah. And? 00:20:51.320 --> 00:20:54.480 align:center Well, it's not my business, but Danny's my friend. 00:20:54.560 --> 00:20:57.440 align:center And if his girlfriend is cheating, then… 00:20:57.960 --> 00:20:58.840 align:center I'm not cheating. 00:20:58.919 --> 00:21:02.000 align:center I just don't want you guys to turn out like Desirée and I. 00:21:02.080 --> 00:21:04.159 align:center Neither do I. That's why we're doing this. 00:21:05.960 --> 00:21:07.960 align:center Daan and I have an open relationship. 00:21:08.679 --> 00:21:09.560 align:center What? 00:21:09.640 --> 00:21:13.120 align:center God forbid we end up like any of these couples here. 00:21:13.919 --> 00:21:15.960 align:center Hi. Be right with you. 00:21:22.520 --> 00:21:25.440 align:center CHECK IN HERE 00:21:25.520 --> 00:21:27.280 align:center Are you okay? What happened? 00:21:27.360 --> 00:21:29.240 align:center I don't know, I was just… 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:33.600 align:center I just looked away for a second, and that idiot, he drove in… 00:21:33.679 --> 00:21:34.679 align:center Honey, come on. 00:21:34.760 --> 00:21:36.760 align:center A training car that drives the wrong direction? 00:21:36.840 --> 00:21:37.960 align:center How does that even happen? 00:21:38.040 --> 00:21:39.919 align:center -These guys can't stop laughing. -It's not funny. 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:43.240 align:center Honey, you've been acting so… 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:47.960 align:center If something's wrong, then I want to be there. 00:21:54.960 --> 00:21:57.120 align:center I've just been really stressed out. 00:21:57.200 --> 00:21:59.720 align:center And I, um… need a vacation. 00:21:59.800 --> 00:22:01.159 align:center Oh, honey. 00:22:02.919 --> 00:22:06.120 align:center Okay. Just go home. I'll take care of this, yeah? 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:09.200 align:center Will you make it go away? 00:22:10.600 --> 00:22:13.000 align:center No way. No, I can't… 00:22:13.080 --> 00:22:15.200 align:center I can't do that. 00:22:19.120 --> 00:22:20.399 align:center Over here! This way! 00:22:31.760 --> 00:22:32.960 align:center Oh, just a second. Okay. 00:22:33.040 --> 00:22:36.880 align:center Jesus. Are we really waiting in this line just to get a picture taken? 00:22:36.960 --> 00:22:38.480 align:center Yeah, that's why I'm here. 00:22:38.560 --> 00:22:39.720 align:center Yeah. 00:22:39.800 --> 00:22:41.520 align:center At least you're getting paid. 00:22:41.600 --> 00:22:42.679 align:center Not. 00:22:42.760 --> 00:22:44.520 align:center -Seriously? -Yeah. 00:22:44.600 --> 00:22:47.040 align:center You should charge for this. It's free publicity. 00:22:47.120 --> 00:22:50.760 align:center -Yeah. For me. This is all networking. -Come on… 00:22:50.840 --> 00:22:52.040 align:center Stevie, your turn. 00:22:52.120 --> 00:22:53.520 align:center -Okay, let's go. -Yes. Let's go. 00:22:53.600 --> 00:22:56.120 align:center Oh! It's talent only. It's talent only on the carpet. 00:22:56.200 --> 00:22:57.120 align:center Dude, I'm her husband. 00:22:57.200 --> 00:22:59.800 align:center -Stevie! Yeah, great. -Come on. 00:22:59.880 --> 00:23:01.439 align:center Got it. Yeah. Uh-huh. 00:23:01.520 --> 00:23:03.520 align:center Just Stevie. Not the guy. 00:23:03.600 --> 00:23:05.960 align:center -Here! Perfect. -Thank you! 00:23:06.040 --> 00:23:08.200 align:center -Yes! Perfect! -Here! 00:23:08.280 --> 00:23:09.600 align:center Give us one more! 00:23:09.679 --> 00:23:11.600 align:center Yeah! Look at me! Wonderful! 00:23:11.679 --> 00:23:12.520 align:center Go. 00:23:12.600 --> 00:23:15.720 align:center Okay. Turn to the camera. Got it. Beautiful! 00:23:15.800 --> 00:23:17.439 align:center -Thank you! -Thank you! 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:20.399 align:center And what do you do? 00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:23.640 align:center -This is my assistant, Mike. -Yeah, well, more like the manager. 00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:25.040 align:center -Oh, that's so nice. -Mm. 00:23:25.120 --> 00:23:26.520 align:center -So you work together. -Yeah. 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:29.800 align:center I used to work with my boyfriend. 00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:31.360 align:center Well, he's my ex now. 00:23:31.439 --> 00:23:33.919 align:center All I can say is it was a disaster. 00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:36.919 align:center I could never do it. Brian is way too arrogant. 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:40.040 align:center Also, critical. Do you agree? 00:23:41.040 --> 00:23:44.880 align:center Our arrangement is actually just, um… a transition. 00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:47.679 align:center Actually, I mean, this world isn't really, um… 00:23:48.600 --> 00:23:49.840 align:center Not what? 00:23:49.919 --> 00:23:53.520 align:center You know, we… we're not here for a literary award. 00:23:53.600 --> 00:23:55.840 align:center -Well, social media is also media. -Mm. 00:23:55.919 --> 00:24:00.159 align:center It's actually not that different from what you do. Or… did. 00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:03.080 align:center Sure, but all you have to do is laugh too loud at stupid pranks, 00:24:03.159 --> 00:24:04.840 align:center take lots of pictures of your feet, 00:24:04.919 --> 00:24:08.159 align:center look gratefully up at the sunset, put heart emojis on piglets, 00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:10.560 align:center and add #WomensEmpowerment on everything. 00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:14.120 align:center And throw on a filter. Boom! You get followers! Yay! Heh. 00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:15.840 align:center And that makes your last job better? 00:24:15.919 --> 00:24:18.360 align:center No. Now I have a really important job. 00:24:18.439 --> 00:24:21.320 align:center I have to make sure that Stevie always has her purse 00:24:21.399 --> 00:24:22.399 align:center and her lipstick. 00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:24.439 align:center We all know those are the things that really count. 00:24:24.520 --> 00:24:27.159 align:center -Well, you do more than that, right? -That's right. You're right. 00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:29.760 align:center Batman has Robin. Stevie has me. Mm. 00:24:29.840 --> 00:24:33.600 align:center This says it all. Plus-one. Fucked my way to the top. 00:24:33.679 --> 00:24:36.520 align:center And who would have thought, when I fell for a stewardess… 00:24:36.600 --> 00:24:38.760 align:center Oh, sorry, air hostess. 00:24:39.280 --> 00:24:40.960 align:center Inclusivity. 00:24:45.360 --> 00:24:47.560 align:center You two, go to sleep, okay? 00:24:47.640 --> 00:24:49.080 align:center Good night. 00:24:53.679 --> 00:24:55.200 align:center -Lights off. -Huh? 00:24:55.280 --> 00:24:56.480 align:center Turn the light off. 00:25:00.560 --> 00:25:02.320 align:center Turn around. Turn… 00:25:02.399 --> 00:25:03.679 align:center -Turn… Yeah. -Oh, but, Greg, I-- 00:25:03.760 --> 00:25:05.040 align:center -I know. -Greg. 00:25:05.120 --> 00:25:08.280 align:center Don't look. Okay, walk slowly. Straight. 00:25:08.360 --> 00:25:09.840 align:center -Yes. -Listen to your husband. 00:25:09.919 --> 00:25:12.480 align:center -Okay. -Turn a bit. Yes. 00:25:12.560 --> 00:25:14.560 align:center -Okay. Don't look yet. -Mm-hmm. 00:25:17.040 --> 00:25:18.320 align:center Open your eyes. 00:25:18.919 --> 00:25:19.800 align:center Ta-da. 00:25:19.880 --> 00:25:23.120 align:center Oh, come on, honey. No candles, please. If one tips over-- 00:25:23.199 --> 00:25:24.720 align:center I knew you would say that. 00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:30.399 align:center What is this? 00:25:30.919 --> 00:25:35.280 align:center It should be this way for us. It's how I want things to be for us. 00:25:35.360 --> 00:25:38.640 align:center And if it isn't like this… that's on me. 00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.720 align:center -Oh, Greg… -Merel, Merel… 00:25:40.800 --> 00:25:44.120 align:center I know it's been hard lately, and I know you feel you've been missing something. 00:25:44.199 --> 00:25:46.280 align:center And that's why I have a surprise for you. 00:25:49.439 --> 00:25:52.800 align:center A long weekend in Paris. 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:55.439 align:center You shouldn't have. 00:25:55.520 --> 00:25:56.720 align:center You and me. 00:25:56.800 --> 00:26:00.040 align:center You said you needed a vacation. Well, here it is. 00:26:04.360 --> 00:26:05.880 align:center I want a divorce. 00:26:18.840 --> 00:26:21.439 align:center If that's Mom, I'm seriously calling the police. 00:26:22.800 --> 00:26:26.880 align:center -Well, uh, you okay? -Not really. You went to Pam's work today? 00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:28.120 align:center Um… 00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:31.919 align:center -Thanks for nothing. She's super pissed. -At me? 00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:33.679 align:center No, at me. 00:26:33.760 --> 00:26:34.919 align:center She thinks I'm not serious 00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:38.000 align:center because I didn't tell my friends about our open relationship. 00:26:38.080 --> 00:26:40.480 align:center So, you have an open relationship? For real? 00:26:40.560 --> 00:26:42.679 align:center Good for you. Monogamy sucks. 00:26:43.280 --> 00:26:46.120 align:center Listen, Danny, I'm sorry. I just wanted to help. 00:26:46.199 --> 00:26:49.600 align:center Oh yeah? Well, then you're coming out with me. 00:26:49.679 --> 00:26:51.080 align:center Me? Now? 00:26:53.199 --> 00:26:55.240 align:center Pam wants me to date someone. 00:26:55.320 --> 00:26:57.159 align:center I need you to be my wingman. 00:26:58.040 --> 00:27:03.439 align:center By myself, I'll look desperate, and, well… you're no competition. So… 00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:07.600 align:center Well, I actually… looked forward to a night at home on the couch. 00:27:07.679 --> 00:27:09.199 align:center Yeah, so did I. 00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:10.880 align:center But… 00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:11.919 align:center Mm. 00:27:14.080 --> 00:27:16.560 align:center -You're infuriating. You know that? -Oh yeah? 00:27:18.080 --> 00:27:20.199 align:center Oh, please. Let me get that. 00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:23.080 align:center -I'm your assistant, right? -You don't need to be a dick! 00:27:23.159 --> 00:27:24.640 align:center You made me look like a fool. 00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.640 align:center How? By saying that we work together? 00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:28.919 align:center No, what you said is that I'm your assistant. 00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:30.199 align:center Yeah, because you are! 00:27:30.280 --> 00:27:33.360 align:center No, darling, I work with you, not for you. 00:27:33.439 --> 00:27:36.560 align:center Okay. Are you really this upset that I'm getting more attention 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:37.880 align:center than you are right now? 00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:42.880 align:center Well, honestly, I don't like the person being an influencer has made you into. 00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:44.600 align:center No, you'd prefer I was a stewardess. 00:27:44.679 --> 00:27:45.640 align:center Why are you doing this? 00:27:45.720 --> 00:27:47.720 align:center All the smiling and fake laughing every day. 00:27:47.800 --> 00:27:50.080 align:center I'm playing a role, Mike. A role. Yeah? 00:27:50.159 --> 00:27:53.040 align:center It's my job to sell things, and it helps to be liked by customers. 00:27:53.120 --> 00:27:56.720 align:center -But it's not the real you. -If that's what it takes, I'm in! 00:27:56.800 --> 00:27:59.320 align:center And anything's better than being a cynical old jerk 00:27:59.399 --> 00:28:00.880 align:center who always has something to say. 00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:02.560 align:center How attractive is that?! 00:28:03.399 --> 00:28:04.840 align:center Whatever. 00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:20.360 align:center Mm-mm! 00:28:21.120 --> 00:28:22.439 align:center Ivo, right there. 00:28:23.080 --> 00:28:24.240 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:28:26.159 --> 00:28:29.000 align:center Which one's hotter? The blonde or the one with the glasses? 00:28:30.560 --> 00:28:31.919 align:center I think the blonde. 00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:35.000 align:center But damn, the one with the glasses is stacked. 00:28:36.120 --> 00:28:38.159 align:center I don't objectify women, Danny. 00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:40.600 align:center -No, you let Tess do that for you. -Hmm. 00:28:42.399 --> 00:28:43.439 align:center Ah. 00:28:47.439 --> 00:28:49.159 align:center -What do you think? -Girl, no. Don't worry-- 00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:53.879 align:center Hey! I think we were in a class together. Was it science? 00:28:53.959 --> 00:28:55.600 align:center Uh, I don't think so. 00:28:55.679 --> 00:28:58.560 align:center Then why is there so much chemistry between us? 00:29:03.360 --> 00:29:05.240 align:center -Ief… -Shh! 00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:07.800 align:center -Hey. -Boom! 00:29:07.879 --> 00:29:08.800 align:center Whoo! 00:29:08.879 --> 00:29:10.840 align:center Boom! 00:29:10.919 --> 00:29:12.560 align:center That's so incredible. 00:29:13.800 --> 00:29:16.199 align:center I can't believe you're not a multimillionaire. 00:29:16.280 --> 00:29:19.439 align:center I have lots of talent. I took second place in the World Championship of Air Guitar. 00:29:19.520 --> 00:29:21.560 align:center -That's true. -Seriously? 00:29:21.639 --> 00:29:23.679 align:center Mm. Yeah. Ieffy Stardust. 00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:26.679 align:center Hey, Ief, um… 00:29:27.199 --> 00:29:30.520 align:center Weren't you heading home? Finish that quiet night on the couch? 00:29:30.600 --> 00:29:31.520 align:center -Yeah? -Yeah. 00:29:31.600 --> 00:29:34.480 align:center But maybe I'd like to play pool with you. 00:29:34.560 --> 00:29:35.439 align:center -Sure. -Yeah? 00:29:35.520 --> 00:29:38.000 align:center Yeah, I'm curious to know what went wrong at the finals. 00:29:38.080 --> 00:29:39.439 align:center Ah, out of tune. 00:29:39.520 --> 00:29:41.600 align:center Oh. 00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:45.000 align:center -Venmo me. -See you later. 00:29:45.080 --> 00:29:46.240 align:center I'll call you later. 00:29:52.800 --> 00:29:57.280 align:center So… it looks like they finally left the two of us alone, huh? 00:29:58.919 --> 00:30:01.120 align:center You need to work on your pickup lines, you know that? 00:30:01.199 --> 00:30:02.679 align:center It ain't working. 00:30:05.760 --> 00:30:09.399 align:center Before he even gets to the line, he's tackled, and he falls inside the box. 00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:10.760 align:center An undeserved victory. 00:30:10.840 --> 00:30:12.720 align:center -That's what I've been saying. -The cockblocker. 00:30:12.800 --> 00:30:14.480 align:center So? Did you have a good night? 00:30:14.560 --> 00:30:17.280 align:center Well, yeah, if you really want to know, it was… 00:30:17.360 --> 00:30:18.199 align:center Uh, it was fun. 00:30:18.280 --> 00:30:19.159 align:center Whoo. 00:30:19.240 --> 00:30:20.800 align:center But, uh, I slept at home. 00:30:20.879 --> 00:30:22.760 align:center -Me too, thanks to you. -Well… 00:30:25.320 --> 00:30:26.959 align:center Hey, damn. That's the guy from that class. 00:30:27.040 --> 00:30:28.679 align:center -Huh? -Who? 00:30:28.760 --> 00:30:30.919 align:center -The guy with the beard. -I don't know him. 00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:32.959 align:center That guy's the reason I got fired. 00:30:33.040 --> 00:30:35.800 align:center I thought you said you were replaced by some woman. 00:30:35.879 --> 00:30:37.399 align:center Yeah, but his class is the reason. 00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:38.959 align:center -What kind of class? -I don't know 00:30:39.040 --> 00:30:41.320 align:center -It's some sort of "new masculinity" crap. -Oh. 00:30:41.399 --> 00:30:42.560 align:center My boss went to his class, 00:30:42.639 --> 00:30:44.840 align:center and now everything was suddenly wrong with me. 00:30:44.919 --> 00:30:46.399 align:center Do you want me to throw him out? 00:30:46.480 --> 00:30:48.280 align:center Tell him to drink his oat milk somewhere else? 00:30:50.439 --> 00:30:51.280 align:center Just wait. 00:30:51.360 --> 00:30:52.919 align:center -What? Ief. -What? Ief, Ief. 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:54.240 align:center -Keep it civil, okay? -What? 00:30:54.320 --> 00:30:56.720 align:center Hey, wait, but… What is… What is he doing? 00:30:56.800 --> 00:30:58.399 align:center -Oh yeah. Here we go. -What is he doing? 00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:00.320 align:center -He's not gonna do it. -Fuck. 00:31:00.399 --> 00:31:03.199 align:center -Oh shit. -Oh, oh, oh… 00:31:03.280 --> 00:31:05.399 align:center -What is he doing? -I don't know. 00:31:11.040 --> 00:31:12.199 align:center Ah… 00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:14.159 align:center What the fuck? 00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:16.080 align:center Well… So… 00:31:18.080 --> 00:31:20.639 align:center And? Did you give him a piece of your mind? 00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:22.280 align:center No. I enrolled us in his class. 00:31:22.360 --> 00:31:23.919 align:center -Oh… -What? 00:31:24.520 --> 00:31:26.280 align:center -No, you didn't. -Why not? 00:31:26.360 --> 00:31:27.879 align:center It could be beneficial for everyone. 00:31:27.959 --> 00:31:29.360 align:center Speak for yourself. 00:31:29.439 --> 00:31:31.600 align:center I am. But I think it could help you. 00:31:31.679 --> 00:31:34.520 align:center You couldn't even tell your friends that you're in an open relationship. 00:31:34.600 --> 00:31:35.639 align:center Ooh. 00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:39.439 align:center -That's not healthy. -Oh! So Pam's sleeping with other men? 00:31:39.520 --> 00:31:40.840 align:center You're one to talk. 00:31:40.919 --> 00:31:43.199 align:center Stevie is constantly showing her ass to the internet. 00:31:43.280 --> 00:31:44.399 align:center -Real funny. -That is true. 00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:46.080 align:center You can't even get it up. 00:31:46.159 --> 00:31:49.080 align:center And I've been divorced four years, and I'm not over my ex yet. 00:31:49.159 --> 00:31:52.199 align:center We all have problems. But we never talk about them. 00:31:53.120 --> 00:31:55.280 align:center A new time, a new man. 00:31:55.360 --> 00:31:56.199 align:center A NEW TIME, A NEW MAN