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Well, good morning.

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Oh. Good morning.

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And? How was your date?

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Yeah. Good.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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Okay, I wanna know.

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Or… do you want me to go first?

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Okay, um…

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-Yeah?
-Yeah, well… we were…

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-We were meeting at a cocktail bar.
-Mm-hmm?

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And I… got there a little early,

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so I waited at the bar
with a G and T until she got there.

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-Mm.
-Then I saw her.

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She was the most beautiful woman
I'd ever seen.

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Sorry?

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-Figuratively speaking.
-Oh.

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Yeah. Really sexy.

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Who was she?

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-Loes.
-Loes?

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Yeah.

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Well, that's not very hot.

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Yeah, but she's Spanish, so "Luz."

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Aha.

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And then?

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Yeah, well, you know,
I got us some drinks.

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We hit it off pretty fast.

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I mean, she laughed at my jokes.
She was funny too.

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We talked for hours. It just flew by.

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Then we went
somewhere more private.

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She lived close by.

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So we walked to her place,

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and she couldn't keep her hands off me.

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-Of course not.
-Then… she started kissing me at her door.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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And she invited me upstairs.

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How was it?

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-Was she good?
-So good.

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-But nothing compared to you.
-Oh, good.

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And while we were making love,
she kept breathing sweet words

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against my neck.

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"Oh, j'adore."

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"J'adore. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

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-"Oh, j'arrive, j'arrive, j'arrive."
-Um… um…

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-In French?
-"Oui--"

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-You said she was Spanish.
-Hmm?

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Yes, Spanish. With a French, uh… mother.

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Daan, did you just make up
this whole thing?

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No.

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No… why would I…

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-Such bullshit.
-What?

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Yeah. You made all of that up, didn't you?

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No. No.

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I…

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Okay, fine. I'm lying.

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I didn't go out.

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Jesus.

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What? You're upset that I'm not sleeping
with another woman?

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No. I'm mad that you're lying, which is
what we were trying to avoid doing.

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Look, I… It weirds me out, Pam.

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Can't you understand that?

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Daan, look. Of course. I get it.

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I'm not expecting it to be easy.

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But… I trust you.

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I trust us.

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I know.

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Hey, we didn't make
all those arrangements for nothing.

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Just give it a chance.

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Mm.

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ROOSTERS

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This is Mike, my husband.

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He also works for @GoodLifeWithStevie.

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-Mike, this is Booth and Zoey.
-Hey.

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Hey. It's really nice to meet you.

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So… the sunroom, the kitchen, the garden.

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-The garden.
-Let me know if you have questions.

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-Who are they?
-They're from my agency.

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They're here to work on my branding.

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For branding?

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A new lifestyle brand
wants a collaboration.

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And we're getting furniture for free.
So great.

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-But we just got new furniture.
-Ah, don't worry.

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On the internet, people will pay
a fortune for stuff like this.

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-Ah. Okay.
-Bye.

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-You too.
-Honey?

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Mm?

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Before I forget.

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This is for you.

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What is this for?

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Okay. All these years,
you provided for us.

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And now it's my turn.

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I've been waiting years
to say this.

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Go buy something for yourself.

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Uh, sorry. This is just strange.

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-What do you mean?
-Well…

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I work with you, not for you.
I mean, you're not my boss, so…

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So when you gave me a credit card,
were you my boss?

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Uh, no, no. That's not it.

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So what is it?

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I'm a man. Get it?

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A man must hunt. Food, money.

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That's nature.

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Oh, okay.

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That makes sense.
Yeah. Yeah, you should go hunting.

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Great.

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Yeah, be right there.

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Someone needs to go hunt the groceries.
I would love to do it together.

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But I have to work.

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See ya.

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Yeah, too late.

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-Fun shopping trip, Mike?
-Yeah.

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I didn't know Stevie
could afford an errand boy.

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-A pack horse.
-The mule.

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Wow. Shame that you still think
in those gender roles.

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Ooh, gender roles.

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Yeah. I think it's great that Stevie
and Mike divide all the chores.

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-There he is. "Progress-Ivo."
-I do.

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Or I'm more in tune
with the changing times, Danny.

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Sure.

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Which is exactly why Tess has
the courage to love who she wants.

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-Huh?
-Is Tess a lesbo?

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Mm, the term's actually "queer."
But, yeah.

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So I don't have to worry about horny boys
on fat bikes.

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My daughter's into sweet and nice women.

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I wouldn't say "sweet."
I've seen some movies, and…

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-Whoo! Holy moly!
-Yeah!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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-You can learn a thing or two from them.
-Dang!

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What are you, ten years old?

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-Whoo-hoo!
-Come on. Let's play already.

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Ugh. What am I doing, Pam?

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I probably never should have asked
for your advice at all.

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Whoa, whoa. I am not to blame for this.

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An open relationship
is not the same as cheating.

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But he keeps texting.

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And if he doesn't text,
I keep checking to see if he's texted yet.

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-He's driving me nuts.
-Mm.

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I just really want for Greg and I
to be more open-minded. That's all.

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Like you guys.

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Hey, we're still getting used to it too.

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Oh, so you do have
a hard time sharing Danny.

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I knew it.

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No. No, no, no.
He's having a hard time with it.

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Yeah. Maybe he's more of
a one-woman guy than I thought.

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Danny?

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Yeah.

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I get it, but I mean,
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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And what if this ends up
costing me my marriage?

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Come on. All this over one orgasm?

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Two?

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Oh wow. Does he have brothers?

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Greg needs to inject testosterone
just to be able to have sex with me.

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I mean, that says it all.

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Just be honest with him.
He deserves to know how you feel.

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Otherwise, what kind of marriage
do you have? Just tell him the truth.

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I don't know if I can do that.

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Then you have to cancel
your gym membership.

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Uh, no! I renewed the damn thing.

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Well, at least you know you're getting
your money's worth, then.

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Elsbeth!

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Oh. Ah.

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She looks nice.

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She's 47, a journalist, and gluten-free.

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-Uh, is that a problem, though?
-Uh, no.

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But, um, Tess…

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-Look, about last night. That girl.
-Yeah, I won't bring people back here.

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Oh, what? No, that's not what I meant.

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Um, Tess…

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I want you to know
I'm on board with the queer thing.

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Dad, I don't use labels.

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Sure.

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But, mm, whenever you do have visitors,
it would be nice

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if I knew in advance so I'm not surprised.

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Okay, that's fair. What should I do?

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Uh…

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What if I leave the coatrack
on top of the stairs? Okay?

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Uh…

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Visitor? Coatrack. Check?

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-Check.
-Check.

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And check.

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Can I get you lovely ladies
anything else today?

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A menu or… my phone number?

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No, we're okay.

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-Well, cheers to the new home.
-Okay.

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Hey, Chantal.

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It's Danny.

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Yeah, I know.
It's definitely been a while, huh?

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But how about the two of us
get together tonight?

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Oh, con… congratulations.

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And when are you due?

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That's so great. Yeah, no…

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I am so stupid. I just noticed…

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I'm not actually available tonight,
after all.

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Yeah. Yeah. You too. Yeah. So long.

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-Huh?
-What?

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I'm just calling to check reservations.

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-Okay.
-Yeah.

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-Sure.
-Okay.

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-Hey, Tina.
-Hey, Danny.

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-I was just thinking about you.
-What for?

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Shouldn't you be thinking
about your wedding?

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No, no. You were totally right.
I'm not a one-woman man.

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-Seriously?
-Mm-hmm.

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-So Pam said no?
-No, no.

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We actually decided it was best
to have an open relationship.

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So what do you think of that?

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Oh, yeah?

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Listen, if you're up for it,
I've got something hard I could--

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Hard?

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I don't remember it like that.

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-Hey, honey. Hi.
-Hi, love.

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Um, were you able to find the key?

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Sure did.

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This is the storage key,
and I need the shed key.

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Fine, Jesus. Do it yourself.

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Come on.

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-Bye, Danny.
-Yeah, bye. Oh!

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Hi.

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Ah, Mr. Mike.

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-Hey.
-Did you pick up the groceries?

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Yeah.

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-How sweet.
-Yeah.

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Uh-oh. You didn't buy the right detergent.

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No?

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Miss Stevie likes
fabric softening detergent.

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Oh, okay.
They do the same thing, though, right?

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-It's not a big deal, sir.
-No, it's not.

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-As long as it cleans, right?
-Yeah, it's not such a big deal.

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Yeah.

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-Sir?
-Hmm?

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I have something for you.

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For me? What?

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Saint George.

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Oh.

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He protects all of the artists.

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Artists?

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-You created Fuck Island. Am I right?
-Yes.

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That show touched
millions of people across our world.

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-Yeah.
-Right?

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Fuck Island, sir.

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How great.

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You got this.

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Yeah.

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And breathe it out in four, three, two…

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-Did you tell Andrea that I was fired?
-One.

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Uh, she noticed you were
at the house more often,

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and she asked me why you looked so sad.

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I didn't want to lie to her.

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So, you thought, what?

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You would share my personal life
with the housekeeper?

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Come on. She's more
than the housekeeper. She's a friend.

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She even offered to quit
so she wouldn't be a burden on us.

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That's how sweet she is.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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It would save money.

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And you're going to clean?

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Hey, wha… wha… what is this?

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This is the meditation tiara.

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"Clear your mind
with the relaxing sound of nature."

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Is there anything you won't promote?

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Do you mind? My followers want a new post.

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Hi. Sorry. Hectic day. Ivo.

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I'm Elsbeth. Nice to meet you.

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Hey, Tess, what is this?

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She's not anything like her picture.

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Yeah. So what?
You don't look the same in yours, Dad.

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That's not what I mean. She's…

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Uh……bigger.

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Body-shaming? That's so rude, Dad.

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And why do all women
have to be skinny anyway?

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Fight against the tyranny of body image.

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Hey, that's not fair. Just a minute.

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Beauty standards are an arcane practice
imposed by the patriarchy.

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Dad, this woman
is comfortable in her skin.

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Yeah. Too comfortable.

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Liberate yourself!

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Sorry about that.

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My daughter never learned
to work the TV remote.

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-Yeah, the TikTok generation.
-Right.

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Hey, uh… you come here often?

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Yeah. Can you tell?

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-No. Uh, I didn't mean it that way. Sorry.
-Yeah, I'm kidding.

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Yeah, no.
I actually come here all the time.

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I really love Mexican. Uh, and you?

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Yeah, uh…

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Oh shit.

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-Ivo.
-Hey.

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Hey.

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-This is a surprise.
-Yeah.

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Hmm. Didn't think you liked Mexican food.

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Yeah, well, tastes can change.

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I can see that.

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-Hi. Desirée.
-Hi.

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-Elsbeth.
-Hi.

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And our daughter?

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Where is she tonight?

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Uh, doing homework.

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Yeah, and on TikTok, of course, right?

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Ah. You're here with the dentist.

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Yes. Well, don't let me bother you.

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See ya.

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Have a great time, you two.

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Seriously, that's your ex?

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-Yeah.
-She's hot.

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Really? Uh…
Well, I don't really care about looks, so…

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-Yeah, yeah.
-No, no. Really, no.

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The standards of beauty are so arcane.

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I just can't stand it. Really.

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Don't work too hard. Okay, sweetie?

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Mm.

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Hey. Where's my chair?

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-Hmm?
-My… My… My leather chair.

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Where I always sit.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, Booth thought
it no longer matched my image.

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We got 500 euros for it.

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Not bad, though, right?
It goes better with the rest.

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-So, I have an idea.
-Mm-hmm.

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Actually, a proposal.

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Mm.

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A fun proposal?

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-So… how would you feel…
-Yeah?

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About putting the mortgage
in both our names from now on?

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So I can help pay?

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-That's so sweet, but no.
-What?

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Then we'd have to put the house
in both our names.

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Yeah. So?

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I don't think that's a good idea.

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Why not? We share everything already.
Especially now.

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Yeah, temporarily.
I'll have a job again soon.

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And you can stop with this…
You know, this stuff.

15:37.439 --> 15:42.240
-Hey, everything's gonna be fine.
-Yeah, but I'm fine right now.

15:42.319 --> 15:44.360
Maybe that's something
you have to get used to.

15:44.439 --> 15:46.400
But I think where we are right now
is good for us.

15:46.479 --> 15:47.880
It's perfectly even.

15:48.719 --> 15:49.599
Right?

15:49.680 --> 15:54.319
Yeah, but our relationship doesn't depend
on whose name is on the house, right?

15:54.400 --> 15:55.800
I agree.

15:55.880 --> 15:58.920
So why not put both our names
on the house together?

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-Comfy couch, yeah?
-It's good. Yeah.

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Have fun?

16:14.880 --> 16:17.079
-Why are you here?
-Tess.

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I called and texted,
but she's not answering.

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-She's doing homework. I told you.
-I really hope she is.

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The Parent Portal shows
they have midterms next week.

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What?

16:27.079 --> 16:28.839
How can you know about Tinder…

16:28.920 --> 16:30.240
Tess signed me up for that.

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…but not have the app you need
for your daughter's school?

16:32.760 --> 16:34.240
Wait. Um…

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Uh, tell you what. I'll talk to her.

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Okay? I'll handle it.

16:38.800 --> 16:40.160
-You'll handle it?
-Yes.

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I'm talking to my daughter.

16:42.400 --> 16:44.199
Um, okay, but don't freak out.

16:44.280 --> 16:46.599
She, uh, might have invited
her girlfriend over

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so they could do, um, homework together.

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-Mom.
-Hi.

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Homework, huh? That's what this is?

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Yes.

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Okay, um…

16:58.319 --> 17:02.319
Uh, hon, I think it's better
if your girlfriend leaves for now.

17:11.480 --> 17:14.839
-I thought that you…
-I don't define myself. That's your job.

17:18.399 --> 17:20.919
It's bad enough
that you can't take care of yourself.

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But I am not going
to let you drag our baby

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into this raunchy bachelor lifestyle
you live.

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She's just, uh, experimenting.

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That's normal at her age, okay?

17:30.640 --> 17:33.120
Yeah? And what
if they don't use protection?

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You'll deal with that child as well?

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Did you use protection?

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-No, but she only gave me a blow--
-Oh!

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I make my own choices, Mom!

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-You're not the boss of me.
-Oh no? I'm still your mother, right?

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And I'm telling you
that you don't know what's best for you.

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I am 16. I only answer to myself.

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And now to Dad.

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Listen to me.

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If you fail these midterms,

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I swear I am going
to drag you out of this house.

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Do you understand me?

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Get up! Come on! Get out of this house!

18:22.919 --> 18:24.640
It's going well, though, isn't it?

18:24.720 --> 18:28.120
You've had more sex in one month
than in the last four years.

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It's not about the sex.
I want a connection. To feel something.

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Yeah, me too. But during the sex.

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How are things?
Are those shots working?

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I've reached my ticket quota.

18:41.960 --> 18:43.960
-What?
-Is that Pam?

18:50.480 --> 18:53.960
-Danny deserves to know, doesn't he?
-Not our business. Don't get involved.

18:54.480 --> 18:57.520
I would've wanted
to know if my wife was cheating.

18:57.600 --> 18:59.040
Your wife was cheating, though.

18:59.120 --> 19:00.440
Yeah, but…

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It's probably just a meeting.

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In a hotel?

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I'm not sure it was Pam, okay?
So we should just let it go.

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And if Merel was cheating?
Don't you think you'd want to know?

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Merel? Cheating?

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It is Pam.

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-They weren't in there for very long.
-Enough for an espresso.

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Shit.

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-Straight ahead?
-Uh, no. Turn right up there.

19:41.919 --> 19:43.080
I MISS YOU

19:43.159 --> 19:44.560
MISS YOU TOO

19:44.640 --> 19:46.919
DRIVING SCHOOL
MEREL CITY

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NO ENTRY

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I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL DAY LONG.
EVEN DURING MY WORKOUT.

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What's he doing? Am I good?

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Yeah. Keep going straight.

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-Go straight?
-Keep goin'.

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KEEP GOING

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There's cars coming at us.

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Sorry.

20:19.120 --> 20:20.800
I think you should do the talking.

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What? You're the one
who wants to tell her.

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Uh…

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-Oh, it's work. I gotta take it.
-Right now, though?

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Duty calls, man.

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Uh, one minute.

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Ivo? Did we have an appointment?

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Uh, no. Um…

20:41.600 --> 20:43.600
It's about you. And Danny.

20:44.120 --> 20:45.240
Danny?

20:45.320 --> 20:48.280
We saw you. Greg and I.

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With another man.

20:50.120 --> 20:51.240
Yeah. And?

20:51.320 --> 20:54.480
Well, it's not my business,
but Danny's my friend.

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And if his girlfriend is cheating, then…

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I'm not cheating.

20:58.919 --> 21:02.000
I just don't want you guys
to turn out like Desirée and I.

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Neither do I. That's why we're doing this.

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Daan and I have an open relationship.

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What?

21:09.640 --> 21:13.120
God forbid we end up
like any of these couples here.

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Hi. Be right with you.

21:22.520 --> 21:25.440
CHECK IN HERE

21:25.520 --> 21:27.280
Are you okay? What happened?

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I don't know, I was just…

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I just looked away for a second,
and that idiot, he drove in…

21:33.679 --> 21:34.679
Honey, come on.

21:34.760 --> 21:36.760
A training car
that drives the wrong direction?

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How does that even happen?

21:38.040 --> 21:39.919
-These guys can't stop laughing.
-It's not funny.

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Honey, you've been acting so…

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If something's wrong,
then I want to be there.

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I've just been really stressed out.

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And I, um… need a vacation.

21:59.800 --> 22:01.159
Oh, honey.

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Okay. Just go home.
I'll take care of this, yeah?

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Will you make it go away?

22:10.600 --> 22:13.000
No way. No, I can't…

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I can't do that.

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Over here! This way!

22:31.760 --> 22:32.960
Oh, just a second. Okay.

22:33.040 --> 22:36.880
Jesus. Are we really waiting
in this line just to get a picture taken?

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Yeah, that's why I'm here.

22:38.560 --> 22:39.720
Yeah.

22:39.800 --> 22:41.520
At least you're getting paid.

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Not.

22:42.760 --> 22:44.520
-Seriously?
-Yeah.

22:44.600 --> 22:47.040
You should charge for this.
It's free publicity.

22:47.120 --> 22:50.760
-Yeah. For me. This is all networking.
-Come on…

22:50.840 --> 22:52.040
Stevie, your turn.

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-Okay, let's go.
-Yes. Let's go.

22:53.600 --> 22:56.120
Oh! It's talent only.
It's talent only on the carpet.

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Dude, I'm her husband.

22:57.200 --> 22:59.800
-Stevie! Yeah, great.
-Come on.

22:59.880 --> 23:01.439
Got it. Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Just Stevie. Not the guy.

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-Here! Perfect.
-Thank you!

23:06.040 --> 23:08.200
-Yes! Perfect!
-Here!

23:08.280 --> 23:09.600
Give us one more!

23:09.679 --> 23:11.600
Yeah!
Look at me! Wonderful!

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Go.

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Okay.
Turn to the camera. Got it. Beautiful!

23:15.800 --> 23:17.439
-Thank you!
-Thank you!

23:18.640 --> 23:20.399
And what do you do?

23:20.480 --> 23:23.640
-This is my assistant, Mike.
-Yeah, well, more like the manager.

23:23.720 --> 23:25.040
-Oh, that's so nice.
-Mm.

23:25.120 --> 23:26.520
-So you work together.
-Yeah.

23:28.000 --> 23:29.800
I used to work with my boyfriend.

23:29.880 --> 23:31.360
Well, he's my ex now.

23:31.439 --> 23:33.919
All I can say
is it was a disaster.

23:34.000 --> 23:36.919
I could never do it.
Brian is way too arrogant.

23:37.000 --> 23:40.040
Also, critical. Do you agree?

23:41.040 --> 23:44.880
Our arrangement is
actually just, um… a transition.

23:44.960 --> 23:47.679
Actually, I mean,
this world isn't really, um…

23:48.600 --> 23:49.840
Not what?

23:49.919 --> 23:53.520
You know, we…
we're not here for a literary award.

23:53.600 --> 23:55.840
-Well, social media is also media.
-Mm.

23:55.919 --> 24:00.159
It's actually not that different
from what you do. Or… did.

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Sure, but all you have to do
is laugh too loud at stupid pranks,

24:03.159 --> 24:04.840
take lots of pictures of your feet,

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look gratefully up at the sunset,
put heart emojis on piglets,

24:08.240 --> 24:10.560
and add #WomensEmpowerment on everything.

24:10.640 --> 24:14.120
And throw on a filter.
Boom! You get followers! Yay! Heh.

24:14.200 --> 24:15.840
And that makes your last job better?

24:15.919 --> 24:18.360
No. Now I have a really important job.

24:18.439 --> 24:21.320
I have to make sure
that Stevie always has her purse

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and her lipstick.

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We all know
those are the things that really count.

24:24.520 --> 24:27.159
-Well, you do more than that, right?
-That's right. You're right.

24:27.240 --> 24:29.760
Batman has Robin. Stevie has me. Mm.

24:29.840 --> 24:33.600
This says it all.
Plus-one. Fucked my way to the top.

24:33.679 --> 24:36.520
And who would have thought,
when I fell for a stewardess…

24:36.600 --> 24:38.760
Oh, sorry, air hostess.

24:39.280 --> 24:40.960
Inclusivity.

24:45.360 --> 24:47.560
You two, go to sleep, okay?

24:47.640 --> 24:49.080
Good night.

24:53.679 --> 24:55.200
-Lights off.
-Huh?

24:55.280 --> 24:56.480
Turn the light off.

25:00.560 --> 25:02.320
Turn around. Turn…

25:02.399 --> 25:03.679
-Turn… Yeah.
-Oh, but, Greg, I--

25:03.760 --> 25:05.040
-I know.
-Greg.

25:05.120 --> 25:08.280
Don't look. Okay, walk slowly. Straight.

25:08.360 --> 25:09.840
-Yes.
-Listen to your husband.

25:09.919 --> 25:12.480
-Okay.
-Turn a bit. Yes.

25:12.560 --> 25:14.560
-Okay. Don't look yet.
-Mm-hmm.

25:17.040 --> 25:18.320
Open your eyes.

25:18.919 --> 25:19.800
Ta-da.

25:19.880 --> 25:23.120
Oh, come on, honey.
No candles, please. If one tips over--

25:23.199 --> 25:24.720
I knew you would say that.

25:29.240 --> 25:30.399
What is this?

25:30.919 --> 25:35.280
It should be this way for us.
It's how I want things to be for us.

25:35.360 --> 25:38.640
And if it isn't like this… that's on me.

25:38.720 --> 25:40.720
-Oh, Greg…
-Merel, Merel…

25:40.800 --> 25:44.120
I know it's been hard lately, and I know
you feel you've been missing something.

25:44.199 --> 25:46.280
And that's why I have a surprise for you.

25:49.439 --> 25:52.800
A long weekend in Paris.

25:52.880 --> 25:55.439
You shouldn't have.

25:55.520 --> 25:56.720
You and me.

25:56.800 --> 26:00.040
You said you needed a vacation.
Well, here it is.

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I want a divorce.

26:18.840 --> 26:21.439
If that's Mom,
I'm seriously calling the police.

26:22.800 --> 26:26.880
-Well, uh, you okay?
-Not really. You went to Pam's work today?

26:26.960 --> 26:28.120
Um…

26:28.640 --> 26:31.919
-Thanks for nothing. She's super pissed.
-At me?

26:32.000 --> 26:33.679
No, at me.

26:33.760 --> 26:34.919
She thinks I'm not serious

26:35.000 --> 26:38.000
because I didn't tell my friends
about our open relationship.

26:38.080 --> 26:40.480
So, you have an open relationship?
For real?

26:40.560 --> 26:42.679
Good for you. Monogamy sucks.

26:43.280 --> 26:46.120
Listen, Danny, I'm sorry.
I just wanted to help.

26:46.199 --> 26:49.600
Oh yeah?
Well, then you're coming out with me.

26:49.679 --> 26:51.080
Me? Now?

26:53.199 --> 26:55.240
Pam wants me to date someone.

26:55.320 --> 26:57.159
I need you to be my wingman.

26:58.040 --> 27:03.439
By myself, I'll look desperate,
and, well… you're no competition. So…

27:03.960 --> 27:07.600
Well, I actually… looked forward
to a night at home on the couch.

27:07.679 --> 27:09.199
Yeah, so did I.

27:09.880 --> 27:10.880
But…

27:10.960 --> 27:11.919
Mm.

27:14.080 --> 27:16.560
-You're infuriating. You know that?
-Oh yeah?

27:18.080 --> 27:20.199
Oh, please. Let me get that.

27:20.720 --> 27:23.080
-I'm your assistant, right?
-You don't need to be a dick!

27:23.159 --> 27:24.640
You made me look like a fool.

27:24.720 --> 27:26.640
How? By saying that we work together?

27:26.720 --> 27:28.919
No, what you said
is that I'm your assistant.

27:29.000 --> 27:30.199
Yeah, because you are!

27:30.280 --> 27:33.360
No, darling, I work with you, not for you.

27:33.439 --> 27:36.560
Okay. Are you really this upset
that I'm getting more attention

27:36.640 --> 27:37.880
than you are right now?

27:37.960 --> 27:42.880
Well, honestly, I don't like the person
being an influencer has made you into.

27:42.960 --> 27:44.600
No, you'd prefer I was a stewardess.

27:44.679 --> 27:45.640
Why are you doing this?

27:45.720 --> 27:47.720
All the smiling
and fake laughing every day.

27:47.800 --> 27:50.080
I'm playing a role, Mike. A role. Yeah?

27:50.159 --> 27:53.040
It's my job to sell things,
and it helps to be liked by customers.

27:53.120 --> 27:56.720
-But it's not the real you.
-If that's what it takes, I'm in!

27:56.800 --> 27:59.320
And anything's better
than being a cynical old jerk

27:59.399 --> 28:00.880
who always has something to say.

28:00.960 --> 28:02.560
How attractive is that?!

28:03.399 --> 28:04.840
Whatever.

28:19.240 --> 28:20.360
Mm-mm!

28:21.120 --> 28:22.439
Ivo, right there.

28:23.080 --> 28:24.240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:26.159 --> 28:29.000
Which one's hotter?
The blonde or the one with the glasses?

28:30.560 --> 28:31.919
I think the blonde.

28:32.000 --> 28:35.000
But damn, the one
with the glasses is stacked.

28:36.120 --> 28:38.159
I don't objectify women, Danny.

28:38.240 --> 28:40.600
-No, you let Tess do that for you.
-Hmm.

28:42.399 --> 28:43.439
Ah.

28:47.439 --> 28:49.159
-What do you think?
-Girl, no. Don't worry--

28:49.240 --> 28:53.879
Hey! I think we were in a class together.
Was it science?

28:53.959 --> 28:55.600
Uh, I don't think so.

28:55.679 --> 28:58.560
Then why is there
so much chemistry between us?

29:03.360 --> 29:05.240
-Ief…
-Shh!

29:06.720 --> 29:07.800
-Hey.
-Boom!

29:07.879 --> 29:08.800
Whoo!

29:08.879 --> 29:10.840
Boom!

29:10.919 --> 29:12.560
That's so incredible.

29:13.800 --> 29:16.199
I can't believe
you're not a multimillionaire.

29:16.280 --> 29:19.439
I have lots of talent. I took second place
in the World Championship of Air Guitar.

29:19.520 --> 29:21.560
-That's true.
-Seriously?

29:21.639 --> 29:23.679
Mm. Yeah. Ieffy Stardust.

29:24.720 --> 29:26.679
Hey, Ief, um…

29:27.199 --> 29:30.520
Weren't you heading home?
Finish that quiet night on the couch?

29:30.600 --> 29:31.520
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

29:31.600 --> 29:34.480
But maybe I'd like to play pool with you.

29:34.560 --> 29:35.439
-Sure.
-Yeah?

29:35.520 --> 29:38.000
Yeah, I'm curious to know
what went wrong at the finals.

29:38.080 --> 29:39.439
Ah, out of tune.

29:39.520 --> 29:41.600
Oh.

29:43.000 --> 29:45.000
-Venmo me.
-See you later.

29:45.080 --> 29:46.240
I'll call you later.

29:52.800 --> 29:57.280
So… it looks like they finally left
the two of us alone, huh?

29:58.919 --> 30:01.120
You need to work on your pickup lines,
you know that?

30:01.199 --> 30:02.679
It ain't working.

30:05.760 --> 30:09.399
Before he even gets to the line,
he's tackled, and he falls inside the box.

30:09.480 --> 30:10.760
An undeserved victory.

30:10.840 --> 30:12.720
-That's what I've been saying.
-The cockblocker.

30:12.800 --> 30:14.480
So? Did you have a good night?

30:14.560 --> 30:17.280
Well, yeah,
if you really want to know, it was…

30:17.360 --> 30:18.199
Uh, it was fun.

30:18.280 --> 30:19.159
Whoo.

30:19.240 --> 30:20.800
But, uh, I slept at home.

30:20.879 --> 30:22.760
-Me too, thanks to you.
-Well…

30:25.320 --> 30:26.959
Hey, damn. That's the guy from that class.

30:27.040 --> 30:28.679
-Huh?
-Who?

30:28.760 --> 30:30.919
-The guy with the beard.
-I don't know him.

30:31.000 --> 30:32.959
That guy's the reason I got fired.

30:33.040 --> 30:35.800
I thought you said
you were replaced by some woman.

30:35.879 --> 30:37.399
Yeah, but his class is the reason.

30:37.480 --> 30:38.959
-What kind of class?
-I don't know

30:39.040 --> 30:41.320
-It's some sort of "new masculinity" crap.
-Oh.

30:41.399 --> 30:42.560
My boss went to his class,

30:42.639 --> 30:44.840
and now everything
was suddenly wrong with me.

30:44.919 --> 30:46.399
Do you want me to throw him out?

30:46.480 --> 30:48.280
Tell him to drink
his oat milk somewhere else?

30:50.439 --> 30:51.280
Just wait.

30:51.360 --> 30:52.919
-What? Ief.
-What? Ief, Ief.

30:53.000 --> 30:54.240
-Keep it civil, okay?
-What?

30:54.320 --> 30:56.720
Hey, wait, but… What is… What is he doing?

30:56.800 --> 30:58.399
-Oh yeah. Here we go.
-What is he doing?

30:58.480 --> 31:00.320
-He's not gonna do it.
-Fuck.

31:00.399 --> 31:03.199
-Oh shit.
-Oh, oh, oh…

31:03.280 --> 31:05.399
-What is he doing?
-I don't know.

31:11.040 --> 31:12.199
Ah…

31:12.720 --> 31:14.159
What the fuck?

31:14.240 --> 31:16.080
Well… So…

31:18.080 --> 31:20.639
And? Did you give him
a piece of your mind?

31:20.720 --> 31:22.280
No. I enrolled us in his class.

31:22.360 --> 31:23.919
-Oh…
-What?

31:24.520 --> 31:26.280
-No, you didn't.
-Why not?

31:26.360 --> 31:27.879
It could be beneficial for everyone.

31:27.959 --> 31:29.360
Speak for yourself.

31:29.439 --> 31:31.600
I am. But I think it could help you.

31:31.679 --> 31:34.520
You couldn't even tell your friends
that you're in an open relationship.

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Ooh.

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-That's not healthy.
-Oh! So Pam's sleeping with other men?

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You're one to talk.

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Stevie is constantly showing her ass
to the internet.

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-Real funny.
-That is true.

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You can't even get it up.

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And I've been divorced four years,
and I'm not over my ex yet.

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We all have problems.
But we never talk about them.

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A new time, a new man.

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A NEW TIME, A NEW MAN
