WEBVTT 00:00:10.559 --> 00:00:13.240 align:center So, breakfast is an important part of every day. 00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:15.840 align:center Which is why it should not only please the palate, 00:00:15.920 --> 00:00:18.720 align:center but be healthy and all-natural. 00:00:19.240 --> 00:00:23.680 align:center Now, I swear by the acai shakes from I Acai You Today. 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:26.160 align:center Super tasty, and they are a heck of a nice boost. 00:00:28.959 --> 00:00:30.040 align:center Mm! 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:34.640 align:center Jesus Christ. 00:00:34.720 --> 00:00:36.040 align:center Look, honey. 00:00:36.120 --> 00:00:38.879 align:center It's very sweet that you're so determined to help out and all. 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:39.879 align:center Mm-hmm? 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:42.800 align:center But, babe, your following's just too small to pay our mortgage. 00:00:42.879 --> 00:00:43.960 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:47.000 align:center Except now I just hit 80,000. 00:00:47.800 --> 00:00:50.680 align:center Really? Wait, wait, wait. How? Last week you had 500. 00:00:50.760 --> 00:00:52.320 align:center Yeah. We call that talent. 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:54.760 align:center I bought a few. 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:57.040 align:center You bought 80,000 followers? 00:00:57.120 --> 00:00:59.279 align:center Eighty thousand! Sweet deal, right!? 00:00:59.360 --> 00:01:01.879 align:center But, uh, are they, like… uh, robots or whatever? 00:01:01.959 --> 00:01:03.440 align:center Yeah, uh… I mean, who cares? 00:01:03.519 --> 00:01:06.520 align:center It attracts real viewers, and they all subscribe and watch videos. 00:01:06.600 --> 00:01:08.560 align:center But isn't that sort of cheating? 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:12.360 align:center Think of it like investing. Do I really have to explain this to you? 00:01:12.440 --> 00:01:15.600 align:center -I thought you were the media hotshot. -Wait a minute. How'd you pay for it? 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:17.720 align:center The Mini. 00:01:17.800 --> 00:01:19.040 align:center Our Mini? 00:01:19.119 --> 00:01:22.280 align:center Uh, no. When we bought it, you said, "Ta-da! It's for you!" 00:01:22.360 --> 00:01:23.200 align:center Yeah, I meant-- 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.600 align:center And besides, you don't have a job. We don't need two cars. 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:29.920 align:center -But I plan to have a job at some point. -Yeah… Ever heard of carpooling? 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:32.640 align:center -Oh, by the way, I need the Volvo. -Okay. 00:01:32.720 --> 00:01:36.000 align:center I have a big meeting with an agency for content creators. 00:01:36.520 --> 00:01:39.160 align:center Oh, could you please make sure to call the hot water guy. 00:01:39.240 --> 00:01:41.119 align:center We need to install the new tap. 00:01:41.960 --> 00:01:43.160 align:center Oh, I'll do it. 00:01:43.920 --> 00:01:45.240 align:center -Easy. -Really? 00:01:45.320 --> 00:01:47.280 align:center Yeah, of course. After all, I'm a guy. 00:01:47.360 --> 00:01:51.280 align:center Hmm. Try to relax, okay? You better enjoy this while you still can. 00:01:51.360 --> 00:01:53.280 align:center -Yeah. -Bye. 00:02:07.919 --> 00:02:11.000 align:center ROOSTERS 00:02:18.720 --> 00:02:20.720 align:center Yeah. Oh. 00:02:23.959 --> 00:02:26.000 align:center -Wait. Hold up. Time-out. Stop. Wait. -What? 00:02:26.080 --> 00:02:27.880 align:center -What is it? -Oh, it's… Ah, Fuck. 00:02:28.480 --> 00:02:29.640 align:center -Sorry. -Huh? 00:02:30.160 --> 00:02:32.480 align:center I don't know what's goin' on. 00:02:36.239 --> 00:02:37.880 align:center This is new. 00:02:37.959 --> 00:02:40.160 align:center Well, congratulations. So glad it happened with me. 00:02:40.239 --> 00:02:41.440 align:center It's not because of you. 00:02:42.760 --> 00:02:44.360 align:center -I have a lot on my plate. -Mm-hmm. 00:02:44.440 --> 00:02:46.160 align:center Your wedding, for one. 00:02:46.239 --> 00:02:48.640 align:center Like what color envelopes do you want for the invitations? 00:02:48.720 --> 00:02:50.720 align:center -Yeah, that kind of stuff, right? Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 00:02:51.519 --> 00:02:53.640 align:center I think you were right. We should just stop, huh? 00:02:53.720 --> 00:02:56.720 align:center What? Give me a sec. Don't worry. The cobra will dance again. 00:02:56.799 --> 00:02:59.920 align:center Listen, babe. If all I wanted was bad sex, I could get that at home. 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:01.600 align:center That's why I wanted an affair. 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:06.239 align:center Whoa. 00:03:07.160 --> 00:03:10.040 align:center Yeah. Your, uh, testosterone's a bit… 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:12.600 align:center The levels are… well, low. 00:03:12.679 --> 00:03:14.560 align:center Yeah. Actually, that's an understatement. 00:03:14.640 --> 00:03:16.560 align:center I've seen eight-year-old girls at my practice 00:03:16.640 --> 00:03:17.880 align:center with more testosterone than you. 00:03:18.920 --> 00:03:21.239 align:center -Is that not good? -For those girls? I don't think so. 00:03:22.440 --> 00:03:24.519 align:center It's fine. It explains a lot. At least, I hope. 00:03:24.600 --> 00:03:27.160 align:center Your, uh, erectile problems, your lack of energy… 00:03:27.239 --> 00:03:30.360 align:center Your hair… or, uh, what's left of it, I guess. 00:03:30.880 --> 00:03:33.519 align:center Listen, in ancient times, in a tribe… 00:03:34.040 --> 00:03:37.239 align:center Once a man had adequately reproduced, his, uh, hair would fall out 00:03:37.320 --> 00:03:40.200 align:center so that all the women would know they didn't need him after that. 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:42.320 align:center He's old. Hopeless. Finished. 00:03:42.920 --> 00:03:46.880 align:center That's natural selection for ya. Nature is just miraculous, right? 00:03:46.959 --> 00:03:48.600 align:center Yeah, yeah. That's super cool. 00:03:48.679 --> 00:03:51.840 align:center Hey, but don't worry, 'kay? We're not still sporting loincloths. 00:03:51.920 --> 00:03:53.600 align:center Nowadays, it's so easy to fix. 00:03:53.679 --> 00:03:56.600 align:center A few doses of testosterone, and you'll be back to your former glory. 00:03:56.679 --> 00:03:58.359 align:center -You'll be set. -Yeah? 00:04:12.679 --> 00:04:15.079 align:center Sorry, but don't you have work today, Mr. Mike? 00:04:15.160 --> 00:04:17.240 align:center I thought I'd take a day. 00:04:17.320 --> 00:04:18.159 align:center Well, good. 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:21.320 align:center -'Cause you work far too often. -Eh. 00:04:21.399 --> 00:04:24.200 align:center -And far too hard, you know? -Yeah. 00:04:24.280 --> 00:04:25.920 align:center Mm. 00:04:36.520 --> 00:04:39.840 align:center Ah, Mr. Mulder. Time off, huh? 00:04:59.960 --> 00:05:03.280 align:center Thank you, sweetheart. Mm! Lunch was delicious. 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:04.280 align:center Glad you like it. 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:06.039 align:center -Don't forget to say hi to Pam. -Of course. 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:07.880 align:center Hey, Christine! 00:05:07.960 --> 00:05:10.919 align:center -Hey! -You're just as beautiful as ever. 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:15.000 align:center Hey. Take it easy, buddy. This little dame is mine, all right? 00:05:15.080 --> 00:05:18.360 align:center -Oh, really? Still? -This weekend marks 42 years. 00:05:18.440 --> 00:05:20.800 align:center And we're just as happy as we were at our wedding. 00:05:20.880 --> 00:05:22.960 align:center And we get lucky as often as we did in those days. 00:05:23.039 --> 00:05:25.599 align:center -Whoa. -All right. That's enough, Dad. See ya. 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:29.479 align:center -Time to get going. You guys grab a taxi. -That's amazing. I love them. 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:31.280 align:center -He's insane. -Married for over four decades. 00:05:31.359 --> 00:05:33.520 align:center -They're still happy. -They're a wholesome old couple. 00:05:33.599 --> 00:05:35.240 align:center -I'm serious, though. -Bye. 00:05:35.320 --> 00:05:37.560 align:center Growing old together like that? Sign me up. I'll take that. 00:05:37.640 --> 00:05:38.760 align:center -Mm-hmm. -Well… 00:05:38.840 --> 00:05:40.160 align:center Yeah, you know, you're right. 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:43.120 align:center I guess all of us should aspire to be like them, huh? 00:05:43.200 --> 00:05:45.760 align:center Anyway, let's have a little fun and hang out. 00:05:45.840 --> 00:05:47.680 align:center Go and play pool? We could see a movie? Anyone? 00:05:47.760 --> 00:05:50.400 align:center Uh, nah, I've got work to do around here, apparently. 00:05:50.479 --> 00:05:53.919 align:center -Merel's at the gym. I gotta get the kids. -Appraisal. I can't tonight. 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:56.720 align:center And I have another date tonight. Tess set it up. And it's with, um… 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:57.720 align:center -Carmen? -Carmen. 00:05:57.800 --> 00:05:59.359 align:center -Seriously? -Yeah. Yeah. 00:05:59.440 --> 00:06:01.919 align:center I know. Tess really wants me to get over her mother, I guess. 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:03.960 align:center Yeah, or she just wants the house to herself. 00:06:04.039 --> 00:06:06.080 align:center -Oh. Wow, she's clever. -No, she's 16. 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:07.400 align:center -Nah. -She has more fun than you. 00:06:07.479 --> 00:06:09.000 align:center That's not saying much. 00:06:09.080 --> 00:06:11.200 align:center She's not like you deviants. 00:06:11.280 --> 00:06:12.760 align:center When I was her age, I couldn't wait 00:06:12.840 --> 00:06:15.520 align:center till the folks left town so I could have the place to myself. 00:06:15.599 --> 00:06:17.479 align:center Yeah. You're a dude. It's different. 00:06:17.560 --> 00:06:19.440 align:center -No. -Nowadays, the roles are reversed. 00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:21.359 align:center -Trust me, bro. -Danny's right. 00:06:21.440 --> 00:06:25.039 align:center It's true. You leave the house, you've got six scooters at your door. 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:27.680 align:center -Fatbikes, yeah. Scooters are out. Yeah. -Fatbikes. 00:06:27.760 --> 00:06:29.760 align:center They plug in their batteries while you're not home. 00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:31.240 align:center And they get drained again. 00:06:31.320 --> 00:06:33.080 align:center -Okay, guys. That's enough. -See ya. 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:35.919 align:center -Let me drain you, Ivo. -Your bag's still here! 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:37.520 align:center -You want it? -Knock it off! 00:06:37.599 --> 00:06:39.599 align:center -Hey, give me my bag. -Bye! 00:06:39.680 --> 00:06:42.880 align:center Yeah! 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:45.599 align:center Yeah, yeah! 00:06:49.960 --> 00:06:51.000 align:center Need a spot? 00:06:53.120 --> 00:06:54.120 align:center Hi. 00:07:06.080 --> 00:07:09.080 align:center Hey, um… that's a leg press. 00:07:10.640 --> 00:07:12.960 align:center -You press up with your… -Yeah, I'm aware. 00:07:13.039 --> 00:07:15.280 align:center I was just thinking I would… try it a different way 00:07:15.359 --> 00:07:17.960 align:center so that… just to keep things interesting. 00:07:18.039 --> 00:07:20.359 align:center Twenty-one, twenty-two… 00:07:21.479 --> 00:07:23.640 align:center Yes! 00:07:23.719 --> 00:07:24.760 align:center Come here often? 00:07:24.840 --> 00:07:27.880 align:center No, actually, I've been working out at home a lot more these days. 00:07:27.960 --> 00:07:29.719 align:center -You have equipment there? -Yeah. 00:07:29.799 --> 00:07:33.840 align:center A vacuum cleaner, and a, uh… a tumble dryer and a dishwasher. 00:07:33.919 --> 00:07:35.080 align:center Hmm. Mm. 00:07:35.159 --> 00:07:37.599 align:center I see. I wouldn't forget a woman like you. 00:07:37.680 --> 00:07:40.760 align:center Right. 'Cause I'm twice as old as the rest of your clients, that what you mean? 00:07:40.840 --> 00:07:42.400 align:center Twice as cute. 00:07:42.479 --> 00:07:45.640 align:center Hey, so I have to go teach a class. 00:07:45.719 --> 00:07:47.520 align:center Body Shape. Want to join? 00:07:48.039 --> 00:07:51.640 align:center -Or were you still going? -I was just warmin' up, yeah. 00:07:51.719 --> 00:07:53.400 align:center Okay. Here we go. 00:07:53.919 --> 00:07:54.919 align:center Okay. 00:07:55.960 --> 00:07:57.200 align:center -Coming? -Yeah. 00:07:57.280 --> 00:07:59.320 align:center One. And hip. 00:07:59.400 --> 00:08:00.479 align:center And hip! 00:08:01.239 --> 00:08:04.239 align:center And out. And turn. Hip! 00:08:04.760 --> 00:08:06.280 align:center Hip. Hip. 00:08:06.359 --> 00:08:10.280 align:center And switch it! Switch it! Switch it! Switch it! 00:08:10.359 --> 00:08:13.039 align:center Shoulders. And shoulders. 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:16.280 align:center One. And Superman. Superman. Superman. 00:08:16.359 --> 00:08:17.719 align:center Come on, ladies! 00:08:17.799 --> 00:08:20.440 align:center One, great, and chassé. 00:08:20.520 --> 00:08:23.239 align:center And chassé. And chassé. 00:08:23.320 --> 00:08:25.760 align:center And turn. And last pose. 00:08:26.440 --> 00:08:28.039 align:center Hey, great work, ladies! 00:08:32.079 --> 00:08:34.919 align:center Now that you've finished the installation process, 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:38.000 align:center it's time to check that the tap has been connected properly. 00:08:38.079 --> 00:08:40.280 align:center Start by carefully checking the fitting. 00:08:40.360 --> 00:08:43.520 align:center -Yeah, but which fitting, dude? Huh? -I guess that's it for today. 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:45.400 align:center I'm back at the house. 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:46.920 align:center Stay happy, stay healthy. 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:49.120 align:center …from now on, you'll be able to enjoy hot water 00:08:49.199 --> 00:08:50.840 align:center from your tap every day. 00:08:51.560 --> 00:08:53.320 align:center Ta-da! 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:56.320 align:center Wait! Oh my God! What should I do?! 00:08:56.400 --> 00:08:57.440 align:center -Towel! Towel! -Towel? 00:08:57.520 --> 00:08:59.760 align:center What did I say? Don't startle me while I'm doing repairs. 00:08:59.840 --> 00:09:02.400 align:center Honey, I just wanted to share it and cast you as the cool husband. 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:04.800 align:center Share it! Why do you have to share everything? 00:09:04.880 --> 00:09:08.240 align:center You're really getting on my nerves with all of your… influencer stuff. 00:09:08.320 --> 00:09:11.640 align:center Don't you have better things to do than take selfies everywhere? 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:14.120 align:center I think the problem is that you've got nothing better to do. 00:09:14.199 --> 00:09:15.480 align:center Come on. You were gonna have fun. 00:09:15.560 --> 00:09:17.280 align:center I mean, what happened to resetting? 00:09:17.360 --> 00:09:19.480 align:center Or spending quality time with your friends? 00:09:19.560 --> 00:09:21.240 align:center Nah. They're always busy. Always. 00:09:21.760 --> 00:09:24.320 align:center We're all turning into these boring old farts. 00:09:25.040 --> 00:09:27.880 align:center I don't know what to do, Stevie. I really don't. 00:09:28.880 --> 00:09:30.480 align:center I get it, honey. 00:09:30.560 --> 00:09:33.520 align:center I mean, you're probably still in shock 'cause you got fired, hmm? 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:36.880 align:center Just try not to think about it too much. 00:09:36.959 --> 00:09:39.320 align:center Why don't you try your hand at something new? 00:09:39.400 --> 00:09:42.800 align:center Who wouldn't want to hire someone with your level of experience? 00:09:51.160 --> 00:09:52.839 align:center MEREL CITY DRIVING SCHOOL 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:57.320 align:center Oh. 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:06.520 align:center Okay. 00:10:07.560 --> 00:10:09.199 align:center All right, here we go. 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:15.600 align:center Whoa. Okay. 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:24.520 align:center Yoo-hoo! Come on in here, gorgeous. 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:27.800 align:center How about we head into the kitchen and I take you on the counter, huh? 00:10:27.880 --> 00:10:30.520 align:center What? No, I'm pretty sore still. 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:33.839 align:center But this is what you want, right? For your man to go crazy on you, hmm? 00:10:33.920 --> 00:10:35.720 align:center -No. Not now, Greg. -Oh, why not? 00:10:35.800 --> 00:10:37.800 align:center -Your man is ready to go. -You crazy, Greg? 00:10:37.880 --> 00:10:39.480 align:center Huh? Oh. Oh, is that it? 00:10:39.560 --> 00:10:41.320 align:center -You like it rough, huh? -What? No. 00:10:41.400 --> 00:10:43.600 align:center -Yeah. Come on. -Jesus! Greg, stop it! 00:10:43.680 --> 00:10:45.480 align:center I said I don't feel like it. 00:10:45.560 --> 00:10:47.120 align:center I just don't get you sometimes. 00:10:47.199 --> 00:10:49.320 align:center Like, I'm ready to get it on, and it's still not okay? 00:10:49.400 --> 00:10:52.240 align:center Yeah. I'm tired. I'm not in the mood. That's all. Jeez. 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:57.800 align:center Okay. That went great. 00:10:58.560 --> 00:11:00.520 align:center Okay, okay. 00:11:01.800 --> 00:11:03.760 align:center -♪ Every little movement… ♪ -Mm. 00:11:03.839 --> 00:11:07.199 align:center It's really nice of you to give this another shot after… the other night. 00:11:07.280 --> 00:11:10.520 align:center Not at all. I thought it was, um… an interesting evening out. 00:11:10.600 --> 00:11:11.640 align:center Mm. 00:11:11.719 --> 00:11:14.440 align:center Yeah, my friends are… interesting. 00:11:14.520 --> 00:11:16.199 align:center -And drunk. And definitely drunk. -Yeah. 00:11:16.280 --> 00:11:18.199 align:center Trust me, without alcohol, they're boring and old. 00:11:19.480 --> 00:11:21.640 align:center No, honestly. I didn't mind that. Um… 00:11:22.199 --> 00:11:25.120 align:center And what you sent me on the app… Look, I totally understand. 00:11:25.199 --> 00:11:27.880 align:center -Sorry. Could you remind me? -About your wife. 00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:29.360 align:center My wife? 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:31.440 align:center That since you're still grieving her death, 00:11:31.520 --> 00:11:33.600 align:center you've been a little uncomfortable dating new people. 00:11:33.680 --> 00:11:37.839 align:center Um, yeah, dating is not easy right now. 00:11:37.920 --> 00:11:40.959 align:center It's very true. I'm just so sad she's gone. 00:11:41.040 --> 00:11:42.480 align:center You're very vulnerable. 00:11:42.560 --> 00:11:44.400 align:center I really like that about you. 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:47.440 align:center So few men can talk about their feelings openly, you know? 00:11:47.520 --> 00:11:51.040 align:center They blather about football or their careers. 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:53.280 align:center Well, I don't have a career, so that doesn't hurt. 00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:57.800 align:center You know, I actually really like that you're not a macho man. 00:11:57.880 --> 00:11:59.719 align:center -Mm. -Mm, uh, yeah. 00:11:59.800 --> 00:12:01.240 align:center Is it 'cause of your daughter? 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:03.360 align:center Tess? No. No, no. 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:05.520 align:center I mean, I wrote the messages. Yeah. Really. 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:09.160 align:center I was wondering if that's why you seem less toxically masculine compared to most. 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:11.320 align:center Yeah. I guess so. 00:12:11.400 --> 00:12:14.000 align:center -Do you have any photos? -Yeah. 00:12:17.199 --> 00:12:18.800 align:center Oh wow. 00:12:18.880 --> 00:12:19.839 align:center She's adorable. 00:12:19.920 --> 00:12:22.400 align:center Yeah. She takes after her mother. 00:12:24.160 --> 00:12:25.280 align:center Rest in peace, honey. 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:27.520 align:center -Is she on the apps already? -Course not. Her? 00:12:27.600 --> 00:12:30.480 align:center You know, most teenage girls have dating profiles nowadays. 00:12:30.560 --> 00:12:32.400 align:center -Oh yeah? -Mm-hmm. 00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:34.480 align:center Tinder, Happn, Snapchat. 00:12:34.560 --> 00:12:36.800 align:center I mean, in the old days, all we had was hockey parties. 00:12:36.880 --> 00:12:39.000 align:center These days, everything's online. It's so much easier. 00:12:39.599 --> 00:12:40.880 align:center Uh… 00:12:40.959 --> 00:12:43.320 align:center -I feel a little sick. -Oh, really? 00:12:43.400 --> 00:12:45.719 align:center Yeah. I… I think it's… Uh, yeah, the cocktail. 00:12:45.800 --> 00:12:48.400 align:center I… I actually think the cherry's bad, so, I just… 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:51.360 align:center -But-- -Ooh. I'll Venmo you. 00:12:52.880 --> 00:12:53.800 align:center Ivo! 00:12:57.400 --> 00:12:59.680 align:center Okay, party's over, guys! 00:12:59.760 --> 00:13:01.800 align:center Time to grab your little batteries and get out! 00:13:01.880 --> 00:13:03.160 align:center What are you doing here? 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:05.560 align:center What am I doing here? What are all these guys doing here? 00:13:05.640 --> 00:13:07.400 align:center Guys? Dad, is something wrong? 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:09.839 align:center Come out! There's no point in hiding from me! 00:13:09.920 --> 00:13:11.360 align:center It's just me. I'm the only one here. 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:13.320 align:center -And your computer? -Hmm? 00:13:13.400 --> 00:13:15.320 align:center Anything you put on the internet stays there. 00:13:15.400 --> 00:13:18.120 align:center I'm just getting a head start on my history homework. What's going on? 00:13:18.199 --> 00:13:20.480 align:center Homework. Thank Christ. 00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:23.599 align:center Oh, sweetheart. You're just the best. 00:13:23.680 --> 00:13:25.760 align:center I'm so proud of you. Keep learning. 00:13:25.839 --> 00:13:26.680 align:center -Uh… -Forever. 00:13:26.760 --> 00:13:28.320 align:center -Mm-hmm. -Mm. 00:13:33.160 --> 00:13:35.079 align:center -Hey, honey. -Hi. 00:13:35.160 --> 00:13:37.240 align:center -Good morning. Here ya go. -Mm. 00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:39.680 align:center -Oh. -And how about a little, uh… 00:13:40.920 --> 00:13:42.160 align:center I'm not hungry. I have to go. 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:46.719 align:center I was thinking we could, um… go for a nice night out with my parents. 00:13:46.800 --> 00:13:47.959 align:center So how 'bout it? 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:51.040 align:center -But it's Friday, though. -And? 00:13:51.120 --> 00:13:53.240 align:center -Didn't you see your parents yesterday? -Yeah. 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:56.400 align:center I did. Yeah. But you didn't. 00:13:56.480 --> 00:13:59.560 align:center And, come on, you know… They just adore your company. 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:04.280 align:center But, um… can't we do it another night? I do want to… 00:14:05.079 --> 00:14:07.719 align:center I was just thinking that we could go out. 00:14:07.800 --> 00:14:09.680 align:center 'Cause you almost never have time on Fridays. 00:14:09.760 --> 00:14:11.120 align:center It's their anniversary. 00:14:11.640 --> 00:14:14.320 align:center And I feel like… we should do something nice. 00:14:14.400 --> 00:14:16.760 align:center -Yeah. Okay, then. -Hmm? 00:14:19.800 --> 00:14:22.479 align:center Um, they've been together how long? I forget. 00:14:23.599 --> 00:14:27.400 align:center Uh, long. Yeah. Yeah, a really, really long time. Yeah. 00:14:27.920 --> 00:14:30.319 align:center And they're going strong. 00:14:30.400 --> 00:14:31.839 align:center They're goin' strong. 00:14:35.160 --> 00:14:36.719 align:center Hey! 00:14:38.560 --> 00:14:39.560 align:center -Yeah! -Motherfu… 00:14:39.640 --> 00:14:42.040 align:center -Damn it! -Game, set, and match! 00:14:45.599 --> 00:14:48.520 align:center Hey, relax, all right? It's a game, Greg. Take it easy. 00:14:48.599 --> 00:14:49.920 align:center You're right. Yeah, you're right. 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:51.479 align:center What's goin' on? You can talk to us. 00:14:51.560 --> 00:14:52.880 align:center -We're your friends. -No. 00:14:52.959 --> 00:14:54.120 align:center No. Let's keep playing. 00:14:54.199 --> 00:14:57.040 align:center See? Men have such a hard time talking about their feelings. 00:14:57.120 --> 00:14:58.880 align:center I was just speaking to someone about this. 00:14:58.959 --> 00:15:02.680 align:center -Let me guess. It was a woman? -There's an official term for that. 00:15:02.760 --> 00:15:04.839 align:center It's known as toxic masculinity. 00:15:04.920 --> 00:15:06.719 align:center Yeah, and there's a term for what you're doing. 00:15:06.800 --> 00:15:08.160 align:center Stalling! Come on. Come on. 00:15:08.240 --> 00:15:11.160 align:center Uh, no, dude. Sorry. I… I gotta go. I have an appointment. 00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:13.680 align:center Okay, guys. I'll play against you two. Yeah. Come on. Come on. 00:15:13.760 --> 00:15:15.319 align:center Yeah. Come on. Yeah. 00:15:15.400 --> 00:15:17.920 align:center -You know, sorry, Greg. I, um… -Huh? 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:18.839 align:center I got the work. 00:15:18.920 --> 00:15:20.800 align:center -Oh, new job, huh? Congrats. Good for you. -Huh? 00:15:20.880 --> 00:15:23.520 align:center C'mon! 00:15:30.719 --> 00:15:33.160 align:center What a surprise, Mike. 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:35.400 align:center I couldn't believe you still had my number. 00:15:35.920 --> 00:15:38.360 align:center So, what is it? What can I do for you? 00:15:38.439 --> 00:15:40.839 align:center Yeah. Uh, when I interviewed for that job, 00:15:40.920 --> 00:15:43.959 align:center you said that your door would stay open if I changed my mind. 00:15:44.040 --> 00:15:45.680 align:center That was eight years ago. 00:15:45.760 --> 00:15:48.400 align:center Well, let's just say I like to take time with big decisions. 00:15:49.199 --> 00:15:51.120 align:center I'm curious why you want to work with us now. 00:15:51.199 --> 00:15:52.599 align:center A feeling. 00:15:52.680 --> 00:15:55.120 align:center Suddenly, I thought, "This is the right moment." 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:58.959 align:center So you're telling me this isn't about the Twitter storm over Fuck Island? 00:15:59.040 --> 00:16:02.920 align:center Twitter? Is that still a thing? 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:06.040 align:center Come on, Mike, I'm not stupid. You suddenly reach out after eight years? 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:07.839 align:center Why else would you be coming to me? 00:16:08.560 --> 00:16:10.839 align:center It's all in the timing, Annemarie. 00:16:10.920 --> 00:16:12.800 align:center Listen, I'm ready for a new challenge, 00:16:12.880 --> 00:16:15.760 align:center and I think you could use someone with my skill set on your team too. 00:16:15.839 --> 00:16:17.959 align:center -Oh, is that so? -Yeah, it's a tough world. 00:16:18.040 --> 00:16:19.680 align:center And it's never been so important 00:16:19.760 --> 00:16:22.520 align:center to have a strong man on your side, Annemarie. 00:16:22.599 --> 00:16:26.120 align:center A man's man that'll… that'll do what needs to be done. 00:16:27.920 --> 00:16:30.680 align:center -You know what I think? -That I'm right? 00:16:30.760 --> 00:16:33.000 align:center I think you used us after the interview process 00:16:33.079 --> 00:16:35.240 align:center to get a better deal from our competitor, right? 00:16:35.319 --> 00:16:36.240 align:center Of course not. 00:16:36.319 --> 00:16:39.199 align:center But you're right, actually. It's a very tough world. 00:16:39.719 --> 00:16:42.280 align:center And men like you are realizing that now too. 00:16:43.280 --> 00:16:46.560 align:center Look, sorry, lunch was an excellent idea. We should do this again. 00:16:46.640 --> 00:16:48.319 align:center But you'll have to find another organization 00:16:48.400 --> 00:16:49.640 align:center to do what needs to be done. 00:16:51.400 --> 00:16:54.599 align:center It doesn't matter what I do. It's always wrong. Hello. 00:16:54.680 --> 00:16:57.120 align:center Chill out, brother. Bet you it's menopause. 00:16:57.199 --> 00:16:58.560 align:center Ha! That's very sexist. 00:16:58.640 --> 00:17:00.680 align:center Say that to Merel, and she's like, "No!" 00:17:00.760 --> 00:17:02.439 align:center I mean, you might have it. 00:17:02.520 --> 00:17:05.240 align:center I noticed we have to keep stopping so you can piss, right? 00:17:05.319 --> 00:17:06.359 align:center I had it once too. 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:08.480 align:center You do that in your house? 00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:12.839 align:center You wear handcuffs in your house? 00:17:12.919 --> 00:17:16.240 align:center -What'd you say? -Or you use 'em on your wife, bro? 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:17.520 align:center -Whoa! -Dang! 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:18.560 align:center You a comedian? 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:20.560 align:center -Yeah, actually. -Oh, yeah? Me too! 00:17:20.640 --> 00:17:22.399 align:center And now? 00:17:24.760 --> 00:17:27.399 align:center Are you still laughing? Assaulting a police officer is a f-- 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:30.440 align:center -Hey, get moving! -Just hurry up it up. Hurry! 00:17:30.520 --> 00:17:32.640 align:center Hey, stand back! 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:35.000 align:center -I wanna know his badge number! -Hey! 00:17:35.080 --> 00:17:36.080 align:center Get off! 00:17:36.159 --> 00:17:37.960 align:center Okay. Look at this. 00:17:38.040 --> 00:17:39.760 align:center If everyone left their garbage lyin' around… 00:17:39.840 --> 00:17:42.560 align:center Listen, Greg. I don't know what's goin' on with you lately. 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:45.080 align:center -But take the afternoon off. -Damn it! 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:54.200 align:center "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." 00:17:54.280 --> 00:17:57.440 align:center Ah. Insightful. Bet she got that from Cosmopolitan. 00:17:57.520 --> 00:17:59.399 align:center Albert Einstein. 00:17:59.919 --> 00:18:01.919 align:center Oh, what? Come on. What do you have against her? 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:05.280 align:center Well, for one, I refuse to be friends with someone who doesn't have cellulite. 00:18:05.880 --> 00:18:09.000 align:center -No, no. I'm working out. -You're working out? 00:18:09.720 --> 00:18:11.080 align:center Yeah. I'm committing to a program. 00:18:11.159 --> 00:18:14.440 align:center What're you doing? Yoga? Spinning? 00:18:14.520 --> 00:18:15.360 align:center Mm-mm. 00:18:15.840 --> 00:18:17.600 align:center No, I have a personal trainer. Ramon. 00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:18.840 align:center A personal trainer? 00:18:19.720 --> 00:18:22.680 align:center And how… personal is this trainer, huh? 00:18:22.760 --> 00:18:26.159 align:center Ah, you're terrible. No, he's young enough to be my son. 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:29.159 align:center -But when I met him, he was pretty flirty. -Mm? I knew it. 00:18:29.720 --> 00:18:31.399 align:center -And you should see his body. -Mm-hmm? 00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:33.880 align:center Oh my God, one look, and it's Niagara Falls. 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:35.919 align:center So go get a hotel room. Come on. You've earned it. 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:38.360 align:center Hey. No chance. Nope. No, I really can't. I really can't. 00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:40.480 align:center I mean, even if he wanted to, I can't. 00:18:41.159 --> 00:18:42.280 align:center What do you mean? 00:18:42.360 --> 00:18:44.000 align:center Nothing wrong with opening up your options. 00:18:44.080 --> 00:18:45.320 align:center Could be fun, right? 00:18:46.480 --> 00:18:48.159 align:center Good old-fashioned cheating on my husband? 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:49.520 align:center No, I don't mean cheating. 00:18:49.600 --> 00:18:52.480 align:center I'm talking about a, uh… open relationship. 00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:55.120 align:center Daan and I have been considering it. 00:18:55.840 --> 00:18:57.080 align:center -Are you? -Mm. 00:18:57.159 --> 00:18:59.000 align:center Well, actually, Daan's still considering it. 00:18:59.080 --> 00:19:00.360 align:center And I'm in favor of it. 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:02.360 align:center Oh, come on. It never works in practice, though. 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:04.800 align:center Well, you never know until you try, right? 00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:08.040 align:center Plus, imagine Daan trying to commit totally to a single partner forever. 00:19:10.159 --> 00:19:11.560 align:center Yeah, can't be done. 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:16.080 align:center No, no. Sorry, but I really can't do it. 00:19:16.159 --> 00:19:17.960 align:center Look, Greg would have major issues with it. 00:19:18.040 --> 00:19:20.360 align:center Why shouldn't you open things? He's not meeting your needs. 00:19:20.440 --> 00:19:23.040 align:center This week, I was giving him a blow job. He fell asleep. 00:19:25.520 --> 00:19:27.880 align:center That's really… Oh, sorry. 00:19:35.360 --> 00:19:38.960 align:center I just want to say thank you to all my amazing followers! Whoo! 00:19:39.040 --> 00:19:41.080 align:center I'll drink to all of you tonight! 00:19:45.040 --> 00:19:46.000 align:center Sweetheart? 00:19:48.159 --> 00:19:50.080 align:center It's over, Stevie. 00:19:51.120 --> 00:19:52.159 align:center What do you mean? 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:54.919 align:center I mean me. Nobody needs me. 00:19:55.960 --> 00:20:00.800 align:center 'Cause I'm passé. I'm a has-been. A loser. 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:02.760 align:center Come on, you know that's not true at all, honey. 00:20:02.840 --> 00:20:05.120 align:center -I don't know. -Hey, I still want you. 00:20:05.840 --> 00:20:07.399 align:center I want my old life again. 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:09.440 align:center -Mm. -I miss… 00:20:09.960 --> 00:20:12.440 align:center I guess I just wish I could rewind the clock. 00:20:13.560 --> 00:20:15.720 align:center You're the same to me. You haven't changed, sweetie. 00:20:16.320 --> 00:20:18.080 align:center My prince on the white pony. 00:20:18.159 --> 00:20:21.320 align:center -Or not a pony. A horse. Big, strong one. -Even if I have to sell our home? 00:20:21.399 --> 00:20:24.440 align:center -That's not happening. -It will if I can't find work, Stevie! 00:20:25.880 --> 00:20:27.919 align:center You could come and work for me, honey. 00:20:29.560 --> 00:20:32.520 align:center I got my first brand partner. Ten thousand euros. 00:20:32.600 --> 00:20:33.720 align:center What? 00:20:34.440 --> 00:20:37.560 align:center For the hot water installation. Here. 00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:40.800 align:center The video's been viewed almost 100,000 times already. 00:20:40.880 --> 00:20:41.880 align:center Oh! 00:20:44.040 --> 00:20:47.399 align:center Told you we'd figure it out. We're a good team. Hmm? 00:20:47.480 --> 00:20:49.320 align:center Yeah. Hmm. 00:20:50.320 --> 00:20:52.360 align:center Can't hear the doorbell. Can they? 00:20:52.840 --> 00:20:55.520 align:center Pop! Mom! 00:20:58.679 --> 00:21:02.040 align:center If they're not here, I know a nice club we could go to later. 00:21:02.120 --> 00:21:04.440 align:center Hmm. Uh, just a sec. 00:21:05.440 --> 00:21:07.159 align:center Mom, where are you? 00:21:07.960 --> 00:21:10.200 align:center -Listening to some Strauss? -Ah. 00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:14.560 align:center No, it's… Yeah. Well, we're at your door. 00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:17.080 align:center Just to see you guys. 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:20.880 align:center Uh, we… Yeah, I know. I saw you both yesterday, but… 00:21:22.679 --> 00:21:26.240 align:center Oh. Sure, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Another night, sure. 00:21:28.159 --> 00:21:29.320 align:center All right, then. 00:21:30.080 --> 00:21:31.320 align:center They're not here. 00:21:32.159 --> 00:21:34.880 align:center 'Kay. Well, come. 00:21:37.560 --> 00:21:38.640 align:center Seems like a shame. 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:41.560 align:center I understand, sweetheart, but they have a life too. 00:21:47.439 --> 00:21:50.000 align:center -So, that was a good workout, wasn't it? -Huh? 00:21:50.080 --> 00:21:51.080 align:center Oh yeah. 00:21:51.159 --> 00:21:52.720 align:center -Yeah. -How 'bout a drink? 00:21:52.800 --> 00:21:55.880 align:center -Water, heck yeah. -I was thinking of a cocktail. 00:21:58.000 --> 00:22:00.720 align:center Uh, you… with… me? 00:22:00.800 --> 00:22:03.399 align:center Unless you have other plans, yeah. 00:22:07.480 --> 00:22:10.040 align:center Well, you might need to teach me how to drive, then. 00:22:10.120 --> 00:22:11.159 align:center Well, when you turn 16, 00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:13.439 align:center give me a call, and I'll be sure to put your name down. 00:22:18.280 --> 00:22:19.399 align:center Another one. 00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:21.280 align:center Um… 00:22:21.360 --> 00:22:24.760 align:center Did you know there are 450 calories in that gin and tonic? 00:22:24.840 --> 00:22:28.159 align:center Oh. Oh, is that why you asked me here? To stay on my payroll? 00:22:29.600 --> 00:22:31.640 align:center I don't meet a lot of women like you where I work. 00:22:31.720 --> 00:22:34.320 align:center Old and out of shape, you mean? 00:22:34.399 --> 00:22:36.320 align:center Charming. And original. 00:22:36.399 --> 00:22:40.120 align:center -Eh. -All these… plastic fantastic chicks. 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:43.760 align:center -You're different. You're not plastic. -Ah. 00:22:46.040 --> 00:22:47.320 align:center Yes, thanks. 00:22:55.399 --> 00:22:56.560 align:center Um, so how does this work? 00:22:56.640 --> 00:22:59.640 align:center I mean, do you do this to put yourself through school, or…? 00:23:00.840 --> 00:23:03.240 align:center -I'm starting my own gym. -Oh. 00:23:03.320 --> 00:23:04.439 align:center I'm not doing it for anyone, 00:23:04.520 --> 00:23:07.520 align:center uh, who's just there to look more toned, fitter, or sexier. 00:23:07.600 --> 00:23:10.600 align:center My dream is to, uh… take a more grounded approach. 00:23:11.560 --> 00:23:12.760 align:center Holistic wellness. 00:23:12.840 --> 00:23:15.880 align:center Nutritional advice, meditation, and some coaching. 00:23:17.120 --> 00:23:18.159 align:center And no plastic. 00:23:20.760 --> 00:23:22.800 align:center -Sounds super. -Yeah? 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:24.280 align:center Can I count you in? 00:23:27.240 --> 00:23:28.960 align:center Uh, I'm gonna go to… 00:23:29.040 --> 00:23:31.040 align:center You know… to the bathroom. 00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:40.840 align:center Okay, it was nice. 00:23:40.919 --> 00:23:42.640 align:center Your ego got a good stroking tonight. 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:44.720 align:center Now just leave. 00:23:53.520 --> 00:23:55.600 align:center Oh shit. No. 00:24:13.880 --> 00:24:15.399 align:center Oh. Wait. Hang on. 00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:17.040 align:center No, wait. Not here. 00:24:17.120 --> 00:24:19.880 align:center -Wh…? Okay. Where, then? -I don't know. Not here. 00:24:38.320 --> 00:24:41.280 align:center It's just weird, that's all. The symphony? They hate classical music. 00:24:41.360 --> 00:24:42.560 align:center Well, now it's just us two. 00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:44.360 align:center And we're gonna have a fun night at the club. 00:24:44.439 --> 00:24:46.640 align:center Yeah, but I shouldn't have bought the flowers. 00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:53.280 align:center -Mojito? -Yeah. Uh, two mojitos. Thanks a lot. 00:24:54.120 --> 00:24:55.640 align:center Mm. 00:24:57.240 --> 00:24:59.040 align:center -Sweetheart. -Yeah? 00:24:59.120 --> 00:25:00.600 align:center I know you're still thinking it over. 00:25:00.679 --> 00:25:02.919 align:center So, you know, nothing needs to happen tonight. No pressure. 00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:06.760 align:center Let's just look around a little, and then… then we'll see. 00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:10.600 align:center Hold on, hold on. Where… where are we? 00:25:13.159 --> 00:25:14.360 align:center In a swingers' club. 00:25:14.439 --> 00:25:16.000 align:center Wait… hey, no. Hey, hey, hey. 00:25:16.080 --> 00:25:17.679 align:center -No, Pam. This is really… Come on. -Just-- 00:25:17.760 --> 00:25:19.919 align:center This isn't my thing. Look, honey. I love you. 00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:21.080 align:center Come on. Let's stay open. 00:25:21.159 --> 00:25:23.600 align:center We don't need to do this, though. Really. 00:25:23.679 --> 00:25:26.000 align:center Monogamy can work. I know we can do it. 00:25:26.080 --> 00:25:29.399 align:center -Well, I don't think it can. -Sure, it can. Take my parents for… 00:25:29.919 --> 00:25:32.520 align:center -Hey, Pam! Mm! -Oh, wow! Mwah! 00:25:32.600 --> 00:25:34.080 align:center -Oh, what a surprise! -Oh, Danny. 00:25:34.159 --> 00:25:36.000 align:center -Christine, Henk. -Hi, guys. 00:25:36.080 --> 00:25:37.800 align:center I thought you were going to the symphony. 00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:40.240 align:center Sorry, darling. We just didn't want to freak you out. 00:25:40.320 --> 00:25:42.399 align:center -But-- -How old-fashioned you are. 00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:46.560 align:center -But what are you guys doing here? -Whatever we want. 00:25:46.640 --> 00:25:49.080 align:center We've been married for 42 years. 00:25:49.159 --> 00:25:51.320 align:center Sometimes a little variety's just what you need. 00:25:51.399 --> 00:25:54.000 align:center You know what? You're absolutely right. Don't you think? 00:25:54.080 --> 00:25:57.360 align:center Oh, we have to get going. Uh, Suus and Harry have arrived. 00:25:57.439 --> 00:26:01.280 align:center -What? From bridge? -Well, Suus is. Harry just likes to watch. 00:26:02.480 --> 00:26:05.679 align:center -Oh, congrats on your anniversary. -Oh, yeah. Thank you. 00:26:06.320 --> 00:26:07.560 align:center Suus! 00:26:08.080 --> 00:26:09.840 align:center How do you feel about it now? 00:26:09.919 --> 00:26:12.679 align:center I… I thought they were gonna hear some music. 00:26:13.199 --> 00:26:14.880 align:center Suus and Harry? 00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:17.960 align:center Baby, we don't have to do anything we're not sure about. 00:26:18.040 --> 00:26:19.640 align:center Let's just go home after this round, 00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:22.960 align:center and then we'll chat tomorrow and set down some clear ground rules, okay? 00:26:30.360 --> 00:26:32.360 align:center Hey, love. How was it? 00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:34.600 align:center You put the kids down? 00:26:35.199 --> 00:26:37.760 align:center Yeah, a little later than normal, but we finished the story. 00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:39.679 align:center Oh, fine. 00:26:41.399 --> 00:26:42.360 align:center Honey? 00:26:43.360 --> 00:26:46.120 align:center Uh, I think honesty is essential right now. 00:26:50.080 --> 00:26:51.000 align:center Yeah. 00:26:53.760 --> 00:26:54.880 align:center I went to see the doctor. 00:26:55.560 --> 00:26:56.840 align:center Tell me you're not sick. 00:26:56.919 --> 00:27:00.120 align:center Uh, eh… My testosterone's a bit low, all right? 00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:04.320 align:center Yeah, so that's why lately I haven't been, um… 00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:06.960 align:center Yeah, it's been kinda tough. 00:27:07.040 --> 00:27:09.720 align:center But it is not because you don't turn me on. 00:27:09.800 --> 00:27:10.880 align:center Huh? 00:27:13.399 --> 00:27:14.520 align:center -Uh… -Yeah. 00:27:14.600 --> 00:27:17.159 align:center Um, so I got some shots, and that's, you know… 00:27:17.240 --> 00:27:19.199 align:center The reason why I've been acting a little crazy. 00:27:19.280 --> 00:27:21.280 align:center -Oh. -Yeah. Sorry. 00:27:21.360 --> 00:27:23.840 align:center -Okay. -Right. Okay, um… 00:27:23.919 --> 00:27:25.840 align:center Mm! 00:27:26.679 --> 00:27:29.000 align:center Jeez. Whoa. 00:27:29.080 --> 00:27:30.439 align:center You kinda stink. You're all sweaty. 00:27:31.199 --> 00:27:34.159 align:center These workouts, you must be killin' it. 00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:41.240 align:center Never at home, always safe sex, and we tell each other everything. 00:27:41.320 --> 00:27:44.480 align:center Yeah, unless of course the other person doesn't want to know. 00:27:44.560 --> 00:27:47.720 align:center Look, the most important thing is the two of us are open and honest, right? 00:27:47.800 --> 00:27:50.720 align:center Oh, yes. Uh… I'll just put, "Open and honest." 00:27:50.800 --> 00:27:53.000 align:center -And no friends. -Daan. 00:27:53.080 --> 00:27:56.360 align:center What? Pam, obviously, I trust you. But my friends? No. 00:27:56.439 --> 00:27:59.480 align:center Good. Okay, is that all? If so, we can all sign it. 00:27:59.560 --> 00:28:03.679 align:center Wait, hold on. We don't do it with the same person twice. 00:28:03.760 --> 00:28:06.040 align:center -Really? -We can't risk falling in love. 00:28:06.120 --> 00:28:07.560 align:center Hmm? 00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:10.720 align:center Sorry, but I usually do power-of-attorney stuff, so I'm lost. 00:28:10.800 --> 00:28:13.320 align:center Yeah, but wait. You could be with the same person more than once 00:28:13.399 --> 00:28:14.399 align:center without falling for them. 00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:16.000 align:center No. This is nonnegotiable. 00:28:16.080 --> 00:28:19.000 align:center If you want me to sign off, then you've got to agree, Pam. 00:28:19.080 --> 00:28:22.320 align:center Good. "Never twice with the same person." 00:28:22.919 --> 00:28:24.800 align:center Perfect. I believe that is all. 00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:26.800 align:center Let's print it out so the two of us can sign now. 00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:27.760 align:center Sure. 00:28:29.159 --> 00:28:31.320 align:center This is exciting. I'm so glad we're doing this. 00:28:31.399 --> 00:28:33.120 align:center I know we're both nervous. 00:28:33.199 --> 00:28:35.520 align:center But I think this is gonna be really good for us. 00:28:35.600 --> 00:28:37.720 align:center Mwah. 00:28:39.360 --> 00:28:42.120 align:center Yeah. Still on the fence, are you? 00:28:42.199 --> 00:28:43.040 align:center Imbecile. 00:28:45.360 --> 00:28:47.399 align:center Seriously guys, this stuff is totally amazing. 00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:50.639 align:center Plus, it's not sticky. And it's natural. It's the best out there. 00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:53.600 align:center Okay. Let's try it again. This time with, uh… your shades pulled-- 00:28:53.679 --> 00:28:55.800 align:center Honey, can we go inside? Come on. It's getting cold. 00:28:55.879 --> 00:28:57.800 align:center Doesn't matter. I'll throw a filter on you. 00:28:57.879 --> 00:28:59.840 align:center On my goosebumps? This is a sunscreen company. 00:28:59.919 --> 00:29:01.000 align:center It's gonna look terrible. 00:29:01.080 --> 00:29:02.520 align:center Hey, who's the director here? 00:29:03.360 --> 00:29:05.840 align:center I know exactly what the people want. Okay? 00:29:05.919 --> 00:29:08.520 align:center There's a reason I was in business for 20 years. Camera! 00:29:08.600 --> 00:29:10.280 align:center And there's a reason you got fired. 00:29:10.360 --> 00:29:12.159 align:center -What? -Nothing. Just a little tired. 00:29:12.679 --> 00:29:15.240 align:center I know! That's what I thought. 00:29:15.320 --> 00:29:16.919 align:center Uh, I live right here. 00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:18.240 align:center Oh. 00:29:18.320 --> 00:29:19.280 align:center Ah. 00:29:20.679 --> 00:29:22.040 align:center Want another coffee? 00:29:22.560 --> 00:29:25.639 align:center Uh… mm, I don't know. Then I'll get too wired to fall asleep. 00:29:26.159 --> 00:29:29.120 align:center Who says we'll be doing any sleeping? Come here, you idiot. 00:29:36.679 --> 00:29:38.560 align:center Uh, wait, hold on, Carmen. Look, I, uh… I… 00:29:38.639 --> 00:29:40.439 align:center Can I, um… um… be honest with you? 00:29:40.520 --> 00:29:44.120 align:center -You have to do it now? -My Tinder account, it's not… mine, okay? 00:29:44.199 --> 00:29:46.480 align:center Oh, come on, I don't care. My photos are like ten years old. 00:29:46.560 --> 00:29:47.800 align:center But... Mm. 00:29:47.879 --> 00:29:49.639 align:center Well, the thing is, it's my daughter. 00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:52.040 align:center Tess. Uh, she… she sent all those messages. 00:29:52.120 --> 00:29:55.959 align:center And my wife, or… ex-wife, um… is alive. 00:29:56.040 --> 00:29:57.760 align:center Oh, I feel for you, that sucks. 00:29:57.840 --> 00:30:00.360 align:center -Mmm! -No, wait a sec. Hang on. Um… 00:30:00.919 --> 00:30:03.120 align:center So, four years ago, we decided to separate. 00:30:03.199 --> 00:30:04.080 align:center 'Cause she cheated. 00:30:04.159 --> 00:30:06.639 align:center I forgave her, but she still… wanted to get a divorce. And… 00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:08.840 align:center I really hate her sometimes, but… 00:30:09.800 --> 00:30:12.600 align:center I guess I don't know if I'm really over the relationship yet. 00:30:12.679 --> 00:30:17.040 align:center And… honestly, I… I think it's because I don't want to be in some ways. 00:30:19.360 --> 00:30:20.360 align:center So use me. 00:30:23.120 --> 00:30:23.959 align:center What? 00:30:25.120 --> 00:30:26.959 align:center Just get on top of me to get over her. 00:30:28.480 --> 00:30:31.520 align:center Uh… Oh, uh, yeah. 00:30:32.280 --> 00:30:36.560 align:center Uh… but… I thought that you… like a man to be vulnerable, 00:30:36.639 --> 00:30:37.800 align:center as opposed to macho? 00:30:37.879 --> 00:30:39.840 align:center Listen, man. All I want from you is an orgasm. 00:30:39.919 --> 00:30:41.199 align:center Can you handle that? 00:30:41.280 --> 00:30:44.959 align:center -Yeah. Uh, I think. Yeah. -Yeah? 00:30:49.679 --> 00:30:51.240 align:center Whoa! 00:30:54.959 --> 00:30:55.959 align:center Need any help? 00:30:57.520 --> 00:31:00.040 align:center Tess! Hey, I'm back! 00:31:04.080 --> 00:31:06.320 align:center -Hey. -Hi. 00:31:06.399 --> 00:31:08.360 align:center -How are ya? -Good. 00:31:08.439 --> 00:31:10.040 align:center How was your date? 00:31:10.120 --> 00:31:13.399 align:center Well, I won't get into the details, but let's just say things ended well. 00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:16.080 align:center That's good, Dad. Glad you had a good time. 00:31:16.159 --> 00:31:19.760 align:center Uh… yeah, did, uh… did you manage to get to your homework? 00:31:19.840 --> 00:31:23.720 align:center -Yeah. I did. -Okay. Hey, turn in early, okay? 00:31:24.320 --> 00:31:25.840 align:center You got it. 00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:28.959 align:center What is that? 00:31:30.320 --> 00:31:32.600 align:center -Nothing. -Really? I have eyes, you know. 00:31:33.560 --> 00:31:36.080 align:center Look, okay. Just come on out, young man. 00:31:36.159 --> 00:31:37.360 align:center Time to give it up. 00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:49.120 align:center Oh, yeah. Nothin' wrong with that, obviously. 00:31:49.199 --> 00:31:50.760 align:center Um… 00:31:53.679 --> 00:31:54.639 align:center good night. thin' wrong with that, obviously.