WEBVTT 00:10.559 --> 00:13.240 So, breakfast is an important part of every day. 00:13.320 --> 00:15.840 Which is why it should not only please the palate, 00:15.920 --> 00:18.720 but be healthy and all-natural. 00:19.240 --> 00:23.680 Now, I swear by the acai shakes from I Acai You Today. 00:23.760 --> 00:26.160 Super tasty, and they are a heck of a nice boost. 00:28.959 --> 00:30.040 Mm! 00:33.240 --> 00:34.640 Jesus Christ. 00:34.720 --> 00:36.040 Look, honey. 00:36.120 --> 00:38.879 It's very sweet that you're so determined to help out and all. 00:38.960 --> 00:39.879 Mm-hmm? 00:39.960 --> 00:42.800 But, babe, your following's just too small to pay our mortgage. 00:42.879 --> 00:43.960 Mm-hmm. 00:45.000 --> 00:47.000 Except now I just hit 80,000. 00:47.800 --> 00:50.680 Really? Wait, wait, wait. How? Last week you had 500. 00:50.760 --> 00:52.320 Yeah. We call that talent. 00:53.520 --> 00:54.760 I bought a few. 00:54.840 --> 00:57.040 You bought 80,000 followers? 00:57.120 --> 00:59.279 Eighty thousand! Sweet deal, right!? 00:59.360 --> 01:01.879 But, uh, are they, like… uh, robots or whatever? 01:01.959 --> 01:03.440 Yeah, uh… I mean, who cares? 01:03.519 --> 01:06.520 It attracts real viewers, and they all subscribe and watch videos. 01:06.600 --> 01:08.560 But isn't that sort of cheating? 01:08.640 --> 01:12.360 Think of it like investing. Do I really have to explain this to you? 01:12.440 --> 01:15.600 -I thought you were the media hotshot. -Wait a minute. How'd you pay for it? 01:16.800 --> 01:17.720 The Mini. 01:17.800 --> 01:19.040 Our Mini? 01:19.119 --> 01:22.280 Uh, no. When we bought it, you said, "Ta-da! It's for you!" 01:22.360 --> 01:23.200 Yeah, I meant-- 01:23.280 --> 01:25.600 And besides, you don't have a job. We don't need two cars. 01:25.680 --> 01:29.920 -But I plan to have a job at some point. -Yeah… Ever heard of carpooling? 01:30.000 --> 01:32.640 -Oh, by the way, I need the Volvo. -Okay. 01:32.720 --> 01:36.000 I have a big meeting with an agency for content creators. 01:36.520 --> 01:39.160 Oh, could you please make sure to call the hot water guy. 01:39.240 --> 01:41.119 We need to install the new tap. 01:41.960 --> 01:43.160 Oh, I'll do it. 01:43.920 --> 01:45.240 -Easy. -Really? 01:45.320 --> 01:47.280 Yeah, of course. After all, I'm a guy. 01:47.360 --> 01:51.280 Hmm. Try to relax, okay? You better enjoy this while you still can. 01:51.360 --> 01:53.280 -Yeah. -Bye. 02:07.919 --> 02:11.000 ROOSTERS 02:18.720 --> 02:20.720 Yeah. Oh. 02:23.959 --> 02:26.000 -Wait. Hold up. Time-out. Stop. Wait. -What? 02:26.080 --> 02:27.880 -What is it? -Oh, it's… Ah, Fuck. 02:28.480 --> 02:29.640 -Sorry. -Huh? 02:30.160 --> 02:32.480 I don't know what's goin' on. 02:36.239 --> 02:37.880 This is new. 02:37.959 --> 02:40.160 Well, congratulations. So glad it happened with me. 02:40.239 --> 02:41.440 It's not because of you. 02:42.760 --> 02:44.360 -I have a lot on my plate. -Mm-hmm. 02:44.440 --> 02:46.160 Your wedding, for one. 02:46.239 --> 02:48.640 Like what color envelopes do you want for the invitations? 02:48.720 --> 02:50.720 -Yeah, that kind of stuff, right? Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 02:51.519 --> 02:53.640 I think you were right. We should just stop, huh? 02:53.720 --> 02:56.720 What? Give me a sec. Don't worry. The cobra will dance again. 02:56.799 --> 02:59.920 Listen, babe. If all I wanted was bad sex, I could get that at home. 03:00.000 --> 03:01.600 That's why I wanted an affair. 03:05.120 --> 03:06.239 Whoa. 03:07.160 --> 03:10.040 Yeah. Your, uh, testosterone's a bit… 03:10.120 --> 03:12.600 The levels are… well, low. 03:12.679 --> 03:14.560 Yeah. Actually, that's an understatement. 03:14.640 --> 03:16.560 I've seen eight-year-old girls at my practice 03:16.640 --> 03:17.880 with more testosterone than you. 03:18.920 --> 03:21.239 -Is that not good? -For those girls? I don't think so. 03:22.440 --> 03:24.519 It's fine. It explains a lot. At least, I hope. 03:24.600 --> 03:27.160 Your, uh, erectile problems, your lack of energy… 03:27.239 --> 03:30.360 Your hair… or, uh, what's left of it, I guess. 03:30.880 --> 03:33.519 Listen, in ancient times, in a tribe… 03:34.040 --> 03:37.239 Once a man had adequately reproduced, his, uh, hair would fall out 03:37.320 --> 03:40.200 so that all the women would know they didn't need him after that. 03:40.280 --> 03:42.320 He's old. Hopeless. Finished. 03:42.920 --> 03:46.880 That's natural selection for ya. Nature is just miraculous, right? 03:46.959 --> 03:48.600 Yeah, yeah. That's super cool. 03:48.679 --> 03:51.840 Hey, but don't worry, 'kay? We're not still sporting loincloths. 03:51.920 --> 03:53.600 Nowadays, it's so easy to fix. 03:53.679 --> 03:56.600 A few doses of testosterone, and you'll be back to your former glory. 03:56.679 --> 03:58.359 -You'll be set. -Yeah? 04:12.679 --> 04:15.079 Sorry, but don't you have work today, Mr. Mike? 04:15.160 --> 04:17.240 I thought I'd take a day. 04:17.320 --> 04:18.159 Well, good. 04:18.240 --> 04:21.320 -'Cause you work far too often. -Eh. 04:21.399 --> 04:24.200 -And far too hard, you know? -Yeah. 04:24.280 --> 04:25.920 Mm. 04:36.520 --> 04:39.840 Ah, Mr. Mulder. Time off, huh? 04:59.960 --> 05:03.280 Thank you, sweetheart. Mm! Lunch was delicious. 05:03.360 --> 05:04.280 Glad you like it. 05:04.360 --> 05:06.039 -Don't forget to say hi to Pam. -Of course. 05:06.120 --> 05:07.880 Hey, Christine! 05:07.960 --> 05:10.919 -Hey! -You're just as beautiful as ever. 05:11.000 --> 05:15.000 Hey. Take it easy, buddy. This little dame is mine, all right? 05:15.080 --> 05:18.360 -Oh, really? Still? -This weekend marks 42 years. 05:18.440 --> 05:20.800 And we're just as happy as we were at our wedding. 05:20.880 --> 05:22.960 And we get lucky as often as we did in those days. 05:23.039 --> 05:25.599 -Whoa. -All right. That's enough, Dad. See ya. 05:25.680 --> 05:29.479 -Time to get going. You guys grab a taxi. -That's amazing. I love them. 05:29.560 --> 05:31.280 -He's insane. -Married for over four decades. 05:31.359 --> 05:33.520 -They're still happy. -They're a wholesome old couple. 05:33.599 --> 05:35.240 -I'm serious, though. -Bye. 05:35.320 --> 05:37.560 Growing old together like that? Sign me up. I'll take that. 05:37.640 --> 05:38.760 -Mm-hmm. -Well… 05:38.840 --> 05:40.160 Yeah, you know, you're right. 05:40.680 --> 05:43.120 I guess all of us should aspire to be like them, huh? 05:43.200 --> 05:45.760 Anyway, let's have a little fun and hang out. 05:45.840 --> 05:47.680 Go and play pool? We could see a movie? Anyone? 05:47.760 --> 05:50.400 Uh, nah, I've got work to do around here, apparently. 05:50.479 --> 05:53.919 -Merel's at the gym. I gotta get the kids. -Appraisal. I can't tonight. 05:54.000 --> 05:56.720 And I have another date tonight. Tess set it up. And it's with, um… 05:56.800 --> 05:57.720 -Carmen? -Carmen. 05:57.800 --> 05:59.359 -Seriously? -Yeah. Yeah. 05:59.440 --> 06:01.919 I know. Tess really wants me to get over her mother, I guess. 06:02.000 --> 06:03.960 Yeah, or she just wants the house to herself. 06:04.039 --> 06:06.080 -Oh. Wow, she's clever. -No, she's 16. 06:06.160 --> 06:07.400 -Nah. -She has more fun than you. 06:07.479 --> 06:09.000 That's not saying much. 06:09.080 --> 06:11.200 She's not like you deviants. 06:11.280 --> 06:12.760 When I was her age, I couldn't wait 06:12.840 --> 06:15.520 till the folks left town so I could have the place to myself. 06:15.599 --> 06:17.479 Yeah. You're a dude. It's different. 06:17.560 --> 06:19.440 -No. -Nowadays, the roles are reversed. 06:19.520 --> 06:21.359 -Trust me, bro. -Danny's right. 06:21.440 --> 06:25.039 It's true. You leave the house, you've got six scooters at your door. 06:25.120 --> 06:27.680 -Fatbikes, yeah. Scooters are out. Yeah. -Fatbikes. 06:27.760 --> 06:29.760 They plug in their batteries while you're not home. 06:29.840 --> 06:31.240 And they get drained again. 06:31.320 --> 06:33.080 -Okay, guys. That's enough. -See ya. 06:33.160 --> 06:35.919 -Let me drain you, Ivo. -Your bag's still here! 06:36.000 --> 06:37.520 -You want it? -Knock it off! 06:37.599 --> 06:39.599 -Hey, give me my bag. -Bye! 06:39.680 --> 06:42.880 Yeah! 06:44.240 --> 06:45.599 Yeah, yeah! 06:49.960 --> 06:51.000 Need a spot? 06:53.120 --> 06:54.120 Hi. 07:06.080 --> 07:09.080 Hey, um… that's a leg press. 07:10.640 --> 07:12.960 -You press up with your… -Yeah, I'm aware. 07:13.039 --> 07:15.280 I was just thinking I would… try it a different way 07:15.359 --> 07:17.960 so that… just to keep things interesting. 07:18.039 --> 07:20.359 Twenty-one, twenty-two… 07:21.479 --> 07:23.640 Yes! 07:23.719 --> 07:24.760 Come here often? 07:24.840 --> 07:27.880 No, actually, I've been working out at home a lot more these days. 07:27.960 --> 07:29.719 -You have equipment there? -Yeah. 07:29.799 --> 07:33.840 A vacuum cleaner, and a, uh… a tumble dryer and a dishwasher. 07:33.919 --> 07:35.080 Hmm. Mm. 07:35.159 --> 07:37.599 I see. I wouldn't forget a woman like you. 07:37.680 --> 07:40.760 Right. 'Cause I'm twice as old as the rest of your clients, that what you mean? 07:40.840 --> 07:42.400 Twice as cute. 07:42.479 --> 07:45.640 Hey, so I have to go teach a class. 07:45.719 --> 07:47.520 Body Shape. Want to join? 07:48.039 --> 07:51.640 -Or were you still going? -I was just warmin' up, yeah. 07:51.719 --> 07:53.400 Okay. Here we go. 07:53.919 --> 07:54.919 Okay. 07:55.960 --> 07:57.200 -Coming? -Yeah. 07:57.280 --> 07:59.320 One. And hip. 07:59.400 --> 08:00.479 And hip! 08:01.239 --> 08:04.239 And out. And turn. Hip! 08:04.760 --> 08:06.280 Hip. Hip. 08:06.359 --> 08:10.280 And switch it! Switch it! Switch it! Switch it! 08:10.359 --> 08:13.039 Shoulders. And shoulders. 08:13.120 --> 08:16.280 One. And Superman. Superman. Superman. 08:16.359 --> 08:17.719 Come on, ladies! 08:17.799 --> 08:20.440 One, great, and chassé. 08:20.520 --> 08:23.239 And chassé. And chassé. 08:23.320 --> 08:25.760 And turn. And last pose. 08:26.440 --> 08:28.039 Hey, great work, ladies! 08:32.079 --> 08:34.919 Now that you've finished the installation process, 08:35.000 --> 08:38.000 it's time to check that the tap has been connected properly. 08:38.079 --> 08:40.280 Start by carefully checking the fitting. 08:40.360 --> 08:43.520 -Yeah, but which fitting, dude? Huh? -I guess that's it for today. 08:43.600 --> 08:45.400 I'm back at the house. 08:45.480 --> 08:46.920 Stay happy, stay healthy. 08:47.000 --> 08:49.120 …from now on, you'll be able to enjoy hot water 08:49.199 --> 08:50.840 from your tap every day. 08:51.560 --> 08:53.320 Ta-da! 08:54.000 --> 08:56.320 Wait! Oh my God! What should I do?! 08:56.400 --> 08:57.440 -Towel! Towel! -Towel? 08:57.520 --> 08:59.760 What did I say? Don't startle me while I'm doing repairs. 08:59.840 --> 09:02.400 Honey, I just wanted to share it and cast you as the cool husband. 09:02.480 --> 09:04.800 Share it! Why do you have to share everything? 09:04.880 --> 09:08.240 You're really getting on my nerves with all of your… influencer stuff. 09:08.320 --> 09:11.640 Don't you have better things to do than take selfies everywhere? 09:11.720 --> 09:14.120 I think the problem is that you've got nothing better to do. 09:14.199 --> 09:15.480 Come on. You were gonna have fun. 09:15.560 --> 09:17.280 I mean, what happened to resetting? 09:17.360 --> 09:19.480 Or spending quality time with your friends? 09:19.560 --> 09:21.240 Nah. They're always busy. Always. 09:21.760 --> 09:24.320 We're all turning into these boring old farts. 09:25.040 --> 09:27.880 I don't know what to do, Stevie. I really don't. 09:28.880 --> 09:30.480 I get it, honey. 09:30.560 --> 09:33.520 I mean, you're probably still in shock 'cause you got fired, hmm? 09:33.600 --> 09:36.880 Just try not to think about it too much. 09:36.959 --> 09:39.320 Why don't you try your hand at something new? 09:39.400 --> 09:42.800 Who wouldn't want to hire someone with your level of experience? 09:51.160 --> 09:52.839 MEREL CITY DRIVING SCHOOL 09:56.320 --> 09:57.320 Oh. 10:05.480 --> 10:06.520 Okay. 10:07.560 --> 10:09.199 All right, here we go. 10:13.120 --> 10:15.600 Whoa. Okay. 10:21.120 --> 10:24.520 Yoo-hoo! Come on in here, gorgeous. 10:24.600 --> 10:27.800 How about we head into the kitchen and I take you on the counter, huh? 10:27.880 --> 10:30.520 What? No, I'm pretty sore still. 10:30.600 --> 10:33.839 But this is what you want, right? For your man to go crazy on you, hmm? 10:33.920 --> 10:35.720 -No. Not now, Greg. -Oh, why not? 10:35.800 --> 10:37.800 -Your man is ready to go. -You crazy, Greg? 10:37.880 --> 10:39.480 Huh? Oh. Oh, is that it? 10:39.560 --> 10:41.320 -You like it rough, huh? -What? No. 10:41.400 --> 10:43.600 -Yeah. Come on. -Jesus! Greg, stop it! 10:43.680 --> 10:45.480 I said I don't feel like it. 10:45.560 --> 10:47.120 I just don't get you sometimes. 10:47.199 --> 10:49.320 Like, I'm ready to get it on, and it's still not okay? 10:49.400 --> 10:52.240 Yeah. I'm tired. I'm not in the mood. That's all. Jeez. 10:56.320 --> 10:57.800 Okay. That went great. 10:58.560 --> 11:00.520 Okay, okay. 11:01.800 --> 11:03.760 -♪ Every little movement… ♪ -Mm. 11:03.839 --> 11:07.199 It's really nice of you to give this another shot after… the other night. 11:07.280 --> 11:10.520 Not at all. I thought it was, um… an interesting evening out. 11:10.600 --> 11:11.640 Mm. 11:11.719 --> 11:14.440 Yeah, my friends are… interesting. 11:14.520 --> 11:16.199 -And drunk. And definitely drunk. -Yeah. 11:16.280 --> 11:18.199 Trust me, without alcohol, they're boring and old. 11:19.480 --> 11:21.640 No, honestly. I didn't mind that. Um… 11:22.199 --> 11:25.120 And what you sent me on the app… Look, I totally understand. 11:25.199 --> 11:27.880 -Sorry. Could you remind me? -About your wife. 11:28.440 --> 11:29.360 My wife? 11:29.440 --> 11:31.440 That since you're still grieving her death, 11:31.520 --> 11:33.600 you've been a little uncomfortable dating new people. 11:33.680 --> 11:37.839 Um, yeah, dating is not easy right now. 11:37.920 --> 11:40.959 It's very true. I'm just so sad she's gone. 11:41.040 --> 11:42.480 You're very vulnerable. 11:42.560 --> 11:44.400 I really like that about you. 11:44.480 --> 11:47.440 So few men can talk about their feelings openly, you know? 11:47.520 --> 11:51.040 They blather about football or their careers. 11:51.120 --> 11:53.280 Well, I don't have a career, so that doesn't hurt. 11:54.600 --> 11:57.800 You know, I actually really like that you're not a macho man. 11:57.880 --> 11:59.719 -Mm. -Mm, uh, yeah. 11:59.800 --> 12:01.240 Is it 'cause of your daughter? 12:02.000 --> 12:03.360 Tess? No. No, no. 12:03.440 --> 12:05.520 I mean, I wrote the messages. Yeah. Really. 12:05.600 --> 12:09.160 I was wondering if that's why you seem less toxically masculine compared to most. 12:09.240 --> 12:11.320 Yeah. I guess so. 12:11.400 --> 12:14.000 -Do you have any photos? -Yeah. 12:17.199 --> 12:18.800 Oh wow. 12:18.880 --> 12:19.839 She's adorable. 12:19.920 --> 12:22.400 Yeah. She takes after her mother. 12:24.160 --> 12:25.280 Rest in peace, honey. 12:25.360 --> 12:27.520 -Is she on the apps already? -Course not. Her? 12:27.600 --> 12:30.480 You know, most teenage girls have dating profiles nowadays. 12:30.560 --> 12:32.400 -Oh yeah? -Mm-hmm. 12:32.480 --> 12:34.480 Tinder, Happn, Snapchat. 12:34.560 --> 12:36.800 I mean, in the old days, all we had was hockey parties. 12:36.880 --> 12:39.000 These days, everything's online. It's so much easier. 12:39.599 --> 12:40.880 Uh… 12:40.959 --> 12:43.320 -I feel a little sick. -Oh, really? 12:43.400 --> 12:45.719 Yeah. I… I think it's… Uh, yeah, the cocktail. 12:45.800 --> 12:48.400 I… I actually think the cherry's bad, so, I just… 12:48.480 --> 12:51.360 -But-- -Ooh. I'll Venmo you. 12:52.880 --> 12:53.800 Ivo! 12:57.400 --> 12:59.680 Okay, party's over, guys! 12:59.760 --> 13:01.800 Time to grab your little batteries and get out! 13:01.880 --> 13:03.160 What are you doing here? 13:03.240 --> 13:05.560 What am I doing here? What are all these guys doing here? 13:05.640 --> 13:07.400 Guys? Dad, is something wrong? 13:07.480 --> 13:09.839 Come out! There's no point in hiding from me! 13:09.920 --> 13:11.360 It's just me. I'm the only one here. 13:11.440 --> 13:13.320 -And your computer? -Hmm? 13:13.400 --> 13:15.320 Anything you put on the internet stays there. 13:15.400 --> 13:18.120 I'm just getting a head start on my history homework. What's going on? 13:18.199 --> 13:20.480 Homework. Thank Christ. 13:22.000 --> 13:23.599 Oh, sweetheart. You're just the best. 13:23.680 --> 13:25.760 I'm so proud of you. Keep learning. 13:25.839 --> 13:26.680 -Uh… -Forever. 13:26.760 --> 13:28.320 -Mm-hmm. -Mm. 13:33.160 --> 13:35.079 -Hey, honey. -Hi. 13:35.160 --> 13:37.240 -Good morning. Here ya go. -Mm. 13:37.320 --> 13:39.680 -Oh. -And how about a little, uh… 13:40.920 --> 13:42.160 I'm not hungry. I have to go. 13:42.240 --> 13:46.719 I was thinking we could, um… go for a nice night out with my parents. 13:46.800 --> 13:47.959 So how 'bout it? 13:49.120 --> 13:51.040 -But it's Friday, though. -And? 13:51.120 --> 13:53.240 -Didn't you see your parents yesterday? -Yeah. 13:53.320 --> 13:56.400 I did. Yeah. But you didn't. 13:56.480 --> 13:59.560 And, come on, you know… They just adore your company. 14:01.000 --> 14:04.280 But, um… can't we do it another night? I do want to… 14:05.079 --> 14:07.719 I was just thinking that we could go out. 14:07.800 --> 14:09.680 'Cause you almost never have time on Fridays. 14:09.760 --> 14:11.120 It's their anniversary. 14:11.640 --> 14:14.320 And I feel like… we should do something nice. 14:14.400 --> 14:16.760 -Yeah. Okay, then. -Hmm? 14:19.800 --> 14:22.479 Um, they've been together how long? I forget. 14:23.599 --> 14:27.400 Uh, long. Yeah. Yeah, a really, really long time. Yeah. 14:27.920 --> 14:30.319 And they're going strong. 14:30.400 --> 14:31.839 They're goin' strong. 14:35.160 --> 14:36.719 Hey! 14:38.560 --> 14:39.560 -Yeah! -Motherfu… 14:39.640 --> 14:42.040 -Damn it! -Game, set, and match! 14:45.599 --> 14:48.520 Hey, relax, all right? It's a game, Greg. Take it easy. 14:48.599 --> 14:49.920 You're right. Yeah, you're right. 14:50.000 --> 14:51.479 What's goin' on? You can talk to us. 14:51.560 --> 14:52.880 -We're your friends. -No. 14:52.959 --> 14:54.120 No. Let's keep playing. 14:54.199 --> 14:57.040 See? Men have such a hard time talking about their feelings. 14:57.120 --> 14:58.880 I was just speaking to someone about this. 14:58.959 --> 15:02.680 -Let me guess. It was a woman? -There's an official term for that. 15:02.760 --> 15:04.839 It's known as toxic masculinity. 15:04.920 --> 15:06.719 Yeah, and there's a term for what you're doing. 15:06.800 --> 15:08.160 Stalling! Come on. Come on. 15:08.240 --> 15:11.160 Uh, no, dude. Sorry. I… I gotta go. I have an appointment. 15:11.240 --> 15:13.680 Okay, guys. I'll play against you two. Yeah. Come on. Come on. 15:13.760 --> 15:15.319 Yeah. Come on. Yeah. 15:15.400 --> 15:17.920 -You know, sorry, Greg. I, um… -Huh? 15:18.000 --> 15:18.839 I got the work. 15:18.920 --> 15:20.800 -Oh, new job, huh? Congrats. Good for you. -Huh? 15:20.880 --> 15:23.520 C'mon! 15:30.719 --> 15:33.160 What a surprise, Mike. 15:33.240 --> 15:35.400 I couldn't believe you still had my number. 15:35.920 --> 15:38.360 So, what is it? What can I do for you? 15:38.439 --> 15:40.839 Yeah. Uh, when I interviewed for that job, 15:40.920 --> 15:43.959 you said that your door would stay open if I changed my mind. 15:44.040 --> 15:45.680 That was eight years ago. 15:45.760 --> 15:48.400 Well, let's just say I like to take time with big decisions. 15:49.199 --> 15:51.120 I'm curious why you want to work with us now. 15:51.199 --> 15:52.599 A feeling. 15:52.680 --> 15:55.120 Suddenly, I thought, "This is the right moment." 15:56.120 --> 15:58.959 So you're telling me this isn't about the Twitter storm over Fuck Island? 15:59.040 --> 16:02.920 Twitter? Is that still a thing? 16:03.000 --> 16:06.040 Come on, Mike, I'm not stupid. You suddenly reach out after eight years? 16:06.120 --> 16:07.839 Why else would you be coming to me? 16:08.560 --> 16:10.839 It's all in the timing, Annemarie. 16:10.920 --> 16:12.800 Listen, I'm ready for a new challenge, 16:12.880 --> 16:15.760 and I think you could use someone with my skill set on your team too. 16:15.839 --> 16:17.959 -Oh, is that so? -Yeah, it's a tough world. 16:18.040 --> 16:19.680 And it's never been so important 16:19.760 --> 16:22.520 to have a strong man on your side, Annemarie. 16:22.599 --> 16:26.120 A man's man that'll… that'll do what needs to be done. 16:27.920 --> 16:30.680 -You know what I think? -That I'm right? 16:30.760 --> 16:33.000 I think you used us after the interview process 16:33.079 --> 16:35.240 to get a better deal from our competitor, right? 16:35.319 --> 16:36.240 Of course not. 16:36.319 --> 16:39.199 But you're right, actually. It's a very tough world. 16:39.719 --> 16:42.280 And men like you are realizing that now too. 16:43.280 --> 16:46.560 Look, sorry, lunch was an excellent idea. We should do this again. 16:46.640 --> 16:48.319 But you'll have to find another organization 16:48.400 --> 16:49.640 to do what needs to be done. 16:51.400 --> 16:54.599 It doesn't matter what I do. It's always wrong. Hello. 16:54.680 --> 16:57.120 Chill out, brother. Bet you it's menopause. 16:57.199 --> 16:58.560 Ha! That's very sexist. 16:58.640 --> 17:00.680 Say that to Merel, and she's like, "No!" 17:00.760 --> 17:02.439 I mean, you might have it. 17:02.520 --> 17:05.240 I noticed we have to keep stopping so you can piss, right? 17:05.319 --> 17:06.359 I had it once too. 17:07.119 --> 17:08.480 You do that in your house? 17:09.119 --> 17:12.839 You wear handcuffs in your house? 17:12.919 --> 17:16.240 -What'd you say? -Or you use 'em on your wife, bro? 17:16.319 --> 17:17.520 -Whoa! -Dang! 17:17.599 --> 17:18.560 You a comedian? 17:18.640 --> 17:20.560 -Yeah, actually. -Oh, yeah? Me too! 17:20.640 --> 17:22.399 And now? 17:24.760 --> 17:27.399 Are you still laughing? Assaulting a police officer is a f-- 17:27.480 --> 17:30.440 -Hey, get moving! -Just hurry up it up. Hurry! 17:30.520 --> 17:32.640 Hey, stand back! 17:32.720 --> 17:35.000 -I wanna know his badge number! -Hey! 17:35.080 --> 17:36.080 Get off! 17:36.159 --> 17:37.960 Okay. Look at this. 17:38.040 --> 17:39.760 If everyone left their garbage lyin' around… 17:39.840 --> 17:42.560 Listen, Greg. I don't know what's goin' on with you lately. 17:42.640 --> 17:45.080 -But take the afternoon off. -Damn it! 17:51.240 --> 17:54.200 "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." 17:54.280 --> 17:57.440 Ah. Insightful. Bet she got that from Cosmopolitan. 17:57.520 --> 17:59.399 Albert Einstein. 17:59.919 --> 18:01.919 Oh, what? Come on. What do you have against her? 18:02.000 --> 18:05.280 Well, for one, I refuse to be friends with someone who doesn't have cellulite. 18:05.880 --> 18:09.000 -No, no. I'm working out. -You're working out? 18:09.720 --> 18:11.080 Yeah. I'm committing to a program. 18:11.159 --> 18:14.440 What're you doing? Yoga? Spinning? 18:14.520 --> 18:15.360 Mm-mm. 18:15.840 --> 18:17.600 No, I have a personal trainer. Ramon. 18:17.680 --> 18:18.840 A personal trainer? 18:19.720 --> 18:22.680 And how… personal is this trainer, huh? 18:22.760 --> 18:26.159 Ah, you're terrible. No, he's young enough to be my son. 18:26.240 --> 18:29.159 -But when I met him, he was pretty flirty. -Mm? I knew it. 18:29.720 --> 18:31.399 -And you should see his body. -Mm-hmm? 18:31.480 --> 18:33.880 Oh my God, one look, and it's Niagara Falls. 18:33.960 --> 18:35.919 So go get a hotel room. Come on. You've earned it. 18:36.000 --> 18:38.360 Hey. No chance. Nope. No, I really can't. I really can't. 18:38.440 --> 18:40.480 I mean, even if he wanted to, I can't. 18:41.159 --> 18:42.280 What do you mean? 18:42.360 --> 18:44.000 Nothing wrong with opening up your options. 18:44.080 --> 18:45.320 Could be fun, right? 18:46.480 --> 18:48.159 Good old-fashioned cheating on my husband? 18:48.240 --> 18:49.520 No, I don't mean cheating. 18:49.600 --> 18:52.480 I'm talking about a, uh… open relationship. 18:53.440 --> 18:55.120 Daan and I have been considering it. 18:55.840 --> 18:57.080 -Are you? -Mm. 18:57.159 --> 18:59.000 Well, actually, Daan's still considering it. 18:59.080 --> 19:00.360 And I'm in favor of it. 19:00.440 --> 19:02.360 Oh, come on. It never works in practice, though. 19:02.440 --> 19:04.800 Well, you never know until you try, right? 19:04.880 --> 19:08.040 Plus, imagine Daan trying to commit totally to a single partner forever. 19:10.159 --> 19:11.560 Yeah, can't be done. 19:13.000 --> 19:16.080 No, no. Sorry, but I really can't do it. 19:16.159 --> 19:17.960 Look, Greg would have major issues with it. 19:18.040 --> 19:20.360 Why shouldn't you open things? He's not meeting your needs. 19:20.440 --> 19:23.040 This week, I was giving him a blow job. He fell asleep. 19:25.520 --> 19:27.880 That's really… Oh, sorry. 19:35.360 --> 19:38.960 I just want to say thank you to all my amazing followers! Whoo! 19:39.040 --> 19:41.080 I'll drink to all of you tonight! 19:45.040 --> 19:46.000 Sweetheart? 19:48.159 --> 19:50.080 It's over, Stevie. 19:51.120 --> 19:52.159 What do you mean? 19:52.240 --> 19:54.919 I mean me. Nobody needs me. 19:55.960 --> 20:00.800 'Cause I'm passé. I'm a has-been. A loser. 20:00.880 --> 20:02.760 Come on, you know that's not true at all, honey. 20:02.840 --> 20:05.120 -I don't know. -Hey, I still want you. 20:05.840 --> 20:07.399 I want my old life again. 20:07.480 --> 20:09.440 -Mm. -I miss… 20:09.960 --> 20:12.440 I guess I just wish I could rewind the clock. 20:13.560 --> 20:15.720 You're the same to me. You haven't changed, sweetie. 20:16.320 --> 20:18.080 My prince on the white pony. 20:18.159 --> 20:21.320 -Or not a pony. A horse. Big, strong one. -Even if I have to sell our home? 20:21.399 --> 20:24.440 -That's not happening. -It will if I can't find work, Stevie! 20:25.880 --> 20:27.919 You could come and work for me, honey. 20:29.560 --> 20:32.520 I got my first brand partner. Ten thousand euros. 20:32.600 --> 20:33.720 What? 20:34.440 --> 20:37.560 For the hot water installation. Here. 20:37.640 --> 20:40.800 The video's been viewed almost 100,000 times already. 20:40.880 --> 20:41.880 Oh! 20:44.040 --> 20:47.399 Told you we'd figure it out. We're a good team. Hmm? 20:47.480 --> 20:49.320 Yeah. Hmm. 20:50.320 --> 20:52.360 Can't hear the doorbell. Can they? 20:52.840 --> 20:55.520 Pop! Mom! 20:58.679 --> 21:02.040 If they're not here, I know a nice club we could go to later. 21:02.120 --> 21:04.440 Hmm. Uh, just a sec. 21:05.440 --> 21:07.159 Mom, where are you? 21:07.960 --> 21:10.200 -Listening to some Strauss? -Ah. 21:10.720 --> 21:14.560 No, it's… Yeah. Well, we're at your door. 21:15.640 --> 21:17.080 Just to see you guys. 21:18.200 --> 21:20.880 Uh, we… Yeah, I know. I saw you both yesterday, but… 21:22.679 --> 21:26.240 Oh. Sure, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Another night, sure. 21:28.159 --> 21:29.320 All right, then. 21:30.080 --> 21:31.320 They're not here. 21:32.159 --> 21:34.880 'Kay. Well, come. 21:37.560 --> 21:38.640 Seems like a shame. 21:38.720 --> 21:41.560 I understand, sweetheart, but they have a life too. 21:47.439 --> 21:50.000 -So, that was a good workout, wasn't it? -Huh? 21:50.080 --> 21:51.080 Oh yeah. 21:51.159 --> 21:52.720 -Yeah. -How 'bout a drink? 21:52.800 --> 21:55.880 -Water, heck yeah. -I was thinking of a cocktail. 21:58.000 --> 22:00.720 Uh, you… with… me? 22:00.800 --> 22:03.399 Unless you have other plans, yeah. 22:07.480 --> 22:10.040 Well, you might need to teach me how to drive, then. 22:10.120 --> 22:11.159 Well, when you turn 16, 22:11.240 --> 22:13.439 give me a call, and I'll be sure to put your name down. 22:18.280 --> 22:19.399 Another one. 22:19.480 --> 22:21.280 Um… 22:21.360 --> 22:24.760 Did you know there are 450 calories in that gin and tonic? 22:24.840 --> 22:28.159 Oh. Oh, is that why you asked me here? To stay on my payroll? 22:29.600 --> 22:31.640 I don't meet a lot of women like you where I work. 22:31.720 --> 22:34.320 Old and out of shape, you mean? 22:34.399 --> 22:36.320 Charming. And original. 22:36.399 --> 22:40.120 -Eh. -All these… plastic fantastic chicks. 22:40.640 --> 22:43.760 -You're different. You're not plastic. -Ah. 22:46.040 --> 22:47.320 Yes, thanks. 22:55.399 --> 22:56.560 Um, so how does this work? 22:56.640 --> 22:59.640 I mean, do you do this to put yourself through school, or…? 23:00.840 --> 23:03.240 -I'm starting my own gym. -Oh. 23:03.320 --> 23:04.439 I'm not doing it for anyone, 23:04.520 --> 23:07.520 uh, who's just there to look more toned, fitter, or sexier. 23:07.600 --> 23:10.600 My dream is to, uh… take a more grounded approach. 23:11.560 --> 23:12.760 Holistic wellness. 23:12.840 --> 23:15.880 Nutritional advice, meditation, and some coaching. 23:17.120 --> 23:18.159 And no plastic. 23:20.760 --> 23:22.800 -Sounds super. -Yeah? 23:22.880 --> 23:24.280 Can I count you in? 23:27.240 --> 23:28.960 Uh, I'm gonna go to… 23:29.040 --> 23:31.040 You know… to the bathroom. 23:39.480 --> 23:40.840 Okay, it was nice. 23:40.919 --> 23:42.640 Your ego got a good stroking tonight. 23:42.720 --> 23:44.720 Now just leave. 23:53.520 --> 23:55.600 Oh shit. No. 24:13.880 --> 24:15.399 Oh. Wait. Hang on. 24:15.480 --> 24:17.040 No, wait. Not here. 24:17.120 --> 24:19.880 -Wh…? Okay. Where, then? -I don't know. Not here. 24:38.320 --> 24:41.280 It's just weird, that's all. The symphony? They hate classical music. 24:41.360 --> 24:42.560 Well, now it's just us two. 24:42.640 --> 24:44.360 And we're gonna have a fun night at the club. 24:44.439 --> 24:46.640 Yeah, but I shouldn't have bought the flowers. 24:50.720 --> 24:53.280 -Mojito? -Yeah. Uh, two mojitos. Thanks a lot. 24:54.120 --> 24:55.640 Mm. 24:57.240 --> 24:59.040 -Sweetheart. -Yeah? 24:59.120 --> 25:00.600 I know you're still thinking it over. 25:00.679 --> 25:02.919 So, you know, nothing needs to happen tonight. No pressure. 25:04.000 --> 25:06.760 Let's just look around a little, and then… then we'll see. 25:07.880 --> 25:10.600 Hold on, hold on. Where… where are we? 25:13.159 --> 25:14.360 In a swingers' club. 25:14.439 --> 25:16.000 Wait… hey, no. Hey, hey, hey. 25:16.080 --> 25:17.679 -No, Pam. This is really… Come on. -Just-- 25:17.760 --> 25:19.919 This isn't my thing. Look, honey. I love you. 25:20.000 --> 25:21.080 Come on. Let's stay open. 25:21.159 --> 25:23.600 We don't need to do this, though. Really. 25:23.679 --> 25:26.000 Monogamy can work. I know we can do it. 25:26.080 --> 25:29.399 -Well, I don't think it can. -Sure, it can. Take my parents for… 25:29.919 --> 25:32.520 -Hey, Pam! Mm! -Oh, wow! Mwah! 25:32.600 --> 25:34.080 -Oh, what a surprise! -Oh, Danny. 25:34.159 --> 25:36.000 -Christine, Henk. -Hi, guys. 25:36.080 --> 25:37.800 I thought you were going to the symphony. 25:37.880 --> 25:40.240 Sorry, darling. We just didn't want to freak you out. 25:40.320 --> 25:42.399 -But-- -How old-fashioned you are. 25:43.720 --> 25:46.560 -But what are you guys doing here? -Whatever we want. 25:46.640 --> 25:49.080 We've been married for 42 years. 25:49.159 --> 25:51.320 Sometimes a little variety's just what you need. 25:51.399 --> 25:54.000 You know what? You're absolutely right. Don't you think? 25:54.080 --> 25:57.360 Oh, we have to get going. Uh, Suus and Harry have arrived. 25:57.439 --> 26:01.280 -What? From bridge? -Well, Suus is. Harry just likes to watch. 26:02.480 --> 26:05.679 -Oh, congrats on your anniversary. -Oh, yeah. Thank you. 26:06.320 --> 26:07.560 Suus! 26:08.080 --> 26:09.840 How do you feel about it now? 26:09.919 --> 26:12.679 I… I thought they were gonna hear some music. 26:13.199 --> 26:14.880 Suus and Harry? 26:15.640 --> 26:17.960 Baby, we don't have to do anything we're not sure about. 26:18.040 --> 26:19.640 Let's just go home after this round, 26:19.720 --> 26:22.960 and then we'll chat tomorrow and set down some clear ground rules, okay? 26:30.360 --> 26:32.360 Hey, love. How was it? 26:33.640 --> 26:34.600 You put the kids down? 26:35.199 --> 26:37.760 Yeah, a little later than normal, but we finished the story. 26:38.480 --> 26:39.679 Oh, fine. 26:41.399 --> 26:42.360 Honey? 26:43.360 --> 26:46.120 Uh, I think honesty is essential right now. 26:50.080 --> 26:51.000 Yeah. 26:53.760 --> 26:54.880 I went to see the doctor. 26:55.560 --> 26:56.840 Tell me you're not sick. 26:56.919 --> 27:00.120 Uh, eh… My testosterone's a bit low, all right? 27:01.480 --> 27:04.320 Yeah, so that's why lately I haven't been, um… 27:04.960 --> 27:06.960 Yeah, it's been kinda tough. 27:07.040 --> 27:09.720 But it is not because you don't turn me on. 27:09.800 --> 27:10.880 Huh? 27:13.399 --> 27:14.520 -Uh… -Yeah. 27:14.600 --> 27:17.159 Um, so I got some shots, and that's, you know… 27:17.240 --> 27:19.199 The reason why I've been acting a little crazy. 27:19.280 --> 27:21.280 -Oh. -Yeah. Sorry. 27:21.360 --> 27:23.840 -Okay. -Right. Okay, um… 27:23.919 --> 27:25.840 Mm! 27:26.679 --> 27:29.000 Jeez. Whoa. 27:29.080 --> 27:30.439 You kinda stink. You're all sweaty. 27:31.199 --> 27:34.159 These workouts, you must be killin' it. 27:37.880 --> 27:41.240 Never at home, always safe sex, and we tell each other everything. 27:41.320 --> 27:44.480 Yeah, unless of course the other person doesn't want to know. 27:44.560 --> 27:47.720 Look, the most important thing is the two of us are open and honest, right? 27:47.800 --> 27:50.720 Oh, yes. Uh… I'll just put, "Open and honest." 27:50.800 --> 27:53.000 -And no friends. -Daan. 27:53.080 --> 27:56.360 What? Pam, obviously, I trust you. But my friends? No. 27:56.439 --> 27:59.480 Good. Okay, is that all? If so, we can all sign it. 27:59.560 --> 28:03.679 Wait, hold on. We don't do it with the same person twice. 28:03.760 --> 28:06.040 -Really? -We can't risk falling in love. 28:06.120 --> 28:07.560 Hmm? 28:07.640 --> 28:10.720 Sorry, but I usually do power-of-attorney stuff, so I'm lost. 28:10.800 --> 28:13.320 Yeah, but wait. You could be with the same person more than once 28:13.399 --> 28:14.399 without falling for them. 28:14.480 --> 28:16.000 No. This is nonnegotiable. 28:16.080 --> 28:19.000 If you want me to sign off, then you've got to agree, Pam. 28:19.080 --> 28:22.320 Good. "Never twice with the same person." 28:22.919 --> 28:24.800 Perfect. I believe that is all. 28:24.880 --> 28:26.800 Let's print it out so the two of us can sign now. 28:26.880 --> 28:27.760 Sure. 28:29.159 --> 28:31.320 This is exciting. I'm so glad we're doing this. 28:31.399 --> 28:33.120 I know we're both nervous. 28:33.199 --> 28:35.520 But I think this is gonna be really good for us. 28:35.600 --> 28:37.720 Mwah. 28:39.360 --> 28:42.120 Yeah. Still on the fence, are you? 28:42.199 --> 28:43.040 Imbecile. 28:45.360 --> 28:47.399 Seriously guys, this stuff is totally amazing. 28:47.480 --> 28:50.639 Plus, it's not sticky. And it's natural. It's the best out there. 28:50.720 --> 28:53.600 Okay. Let's try it again. This time with, uh… your shades pulled-- 28:53.679 --> 28:55.800 Honey, can we go inside? Come on. It's getting cold. 28:55.879 --> 28:57.800 Doesn't matter. I'll throw a filter on you. 28:57.879 --> 28:59.840 On my goosebumps? This is a sunscreen company. 28:59.919 --> 29:01.000 It's gonna look terrible. 29:01.080 --> 29:02.520 Hey, who's the director here? 29:03.360 --> 29:05.840 I know exactly what the people want. Okay? 29:05.919 --> 29:08.520 There's a reason I was in business for 20 years. Camera! 29:08.600 --> 29:10.280 And there's a reason you got fired. 29:10.360 --> 29:12.159 -What? -Nothing. Just a little tired. 29:12.679 --> 29:15.240 I know! That's what I thought. 29:15.320 --> 29:16.919 Uh, I live right here. 29:17.000 --> 29:18.240 Oh. 29:18.320 --> 29:19.280 Ah. 29:20.679 --> 29:22.040 Want another coffee? 29:22.560 --> 29:25.639 Uh… mm, I don't know. Then I'll get too wired to fall asleep. 29:26.159 --> 29:29.120 Who says we'll be doing any sleeping? Come here, you idiot. 29:36.679 --> 29:38.560 Uh, wait, hold on, Carmen. Look, I, uh… I… 29:38.639 --> 29:40.439 Can I, um… um… be honest with you? 29:40.520 --> 29:44.120 -You have to do it now? -My Tinder account, it's not… mine, okay? 29:44.199 --> 29:46.480 Oh, come on, I don't care. My photos are like ten years old. 29:46.560 --> 29:47.800 But... Mm. 29:47.879 --> 29:49.639 Well, the thing is, it's my daughter. 29:49.720 --> 29:52.040 Tess. Uh, she… she sent all those messages. 29:52.120 --> 29:55.959 And my wife, or… ex-wife, um… is alive. 29:56.040 --> 29:57.760 Oh, I feel for you, that sucks. 29:57.840 --> 30:00.360 -Mmm! -No, wait a sec. Hang on. Um… 30:00.919 --> 30:03.120 So, four years ago, we decided to separate. 30:03.199 --> 30:04.080 'Cause she cheated. 30:04.159 --> 30:06.639 I forgave her, but she still… wanted to get a divorce. And… 30:06.720 --> 30:08.840 I really hate her sometimes, but… 30:09.800 --> 30:12.600 I guess I don't know if I'm really over the relationship yet. 30:12.679 --> 30:17.040 And… honestly, I… I think it's because I don't want to be in some ways. 30:19.360 --> 30:20.360 So use me. 30:23.120 --> 30:23.959 What? 30:25.120 --> 30:26.959 Just get on top of me to get over her. 30:28.480 --> 30:31.520 Uh… Oh, uh, yeah. 30:32.280 --> 30:36.560 Uh… but… I thought that you… like a man to be vulnerable, 30:36.639 --> 30:37.800 as opposed to macho? 30:37.879 --> 30:39.840 Listen, man. All I want from you is an orgasm. 30:39.919 --> 30:41.199 Can you handle that? 30:41.280 --> 30:44.959 -Yeah. Uh, I think. Yeah. -Yeah? 30:49.679 --> 30:51.240 Whoa! 30:54.959 --> 30:55.959 Need any help? 30:57.520 --> 31:00.040 Tess! Hey, I'm back! 31:04.080 --> 31:06.320 -Hey. -Hi. 31:06.399 --> 31:08.360 -How are ya? -Good. 31:08.439 --> 31:10.040 How was your date? 31:10.120 --> 31:13.399 Well, I won't get into the details, but let's just say things ended well. 31:13.480 --> 31:16.080 That's good, Dad. Glad you had a good time. 31:16.159 --> 31:19.760 Uh… yeah, did, uh… did you manage to get to your homework? 31:19.840 --> 31:23.720 -Yeah. I did. -Okay. Hey, turn in early, okay? 31:24.320 --> 31:25.840 You got it. 31:27.720 --> 31:28.959 What is that? 31:30.320 --> 31:32.600 -Nothing. -Really? I have eyes, you know. 31:33.560 --> 31:36.080 Look, okay. Just come on out, young man. 31:36.159 --> 31:37.360 Time to give it up. 31:45.240 --> 31:49.120 Oh, yeah. Nothin' wrong with that, obviously. 31:49.199 --> 31:50.760 Um… 31:53.679 --> 31:54.639 good night. thin' wrong with that, obviously.