WEBVTT 00:00:08.119 --> 00:00:09.920 align:center Uh, hello, everyone. 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:12.719 align:center I'm Ivo, and I'm a sexist. 00:00:13.559 --> 00:00:16.160 align:center I'm Greg, and I'm also a sexist. 00:00:16.840 --> 00:00:19.560 align:center I'm Mike, and apparently, I too am a sexist. 00:00:20.240 --> 00:00:23.160 align:center I'm Danny, and I-- 00:00:23.240 --> 00:00:24.760 align:center Fuck. Sorry, I can't. 00:00:24.840 --> 00:00:27.000 align:center -Man, I don't want to do it. -Really? 00:00:27.080 --> 00:00:28.880 align:center See you at the bar. 00:00:28.959 --> 00:00:30.360 align:center Sorry, I… 00:00:31.119 --> 00:00:34.480 align:center Give him time, okay? You're still here. That's what matters. 00:00:34.559 --> 00:00:37.960 align:center Change is why every one of you is here right now. 00:00:38.040 --> 00:00:41.400 align:center You're ready to throw off your shield of toxic masculinity. 00:00:41.480 --> 00:00:42.680 align:center And you know what? 00:00:43.400 --> 00:00:45.440 align:center I'm here to help you do it. 00:00:46.080 --> 00:00:49.199 align:center These times call for a… new man. 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:50.879 align:center A NEW TIME A NEW MAN 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:55.599 align:center How the hell did we get ourselves into this? 00:00:58.000 --> 00:00:59.440 align:center 3 MONTHS EARLIER 00:01:06.440 --> 00:01:08.320 align:center ♪ Papa loves mambo ♪ 00:01:09.800 --> 00:01:11.800 align:center ♪ Mama loves mambo ♪ 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:15.759 align:center ♪ Look at 'em sway with it Gettin' so gay with it ♪ 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:17.960 align:center ♪ Shoutin' ole with it, wow ♪ 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:20.320 align:center -♪ Uh! ♪ -♪ Papa loves mambo ♪ 00:01:20.399 --> 00:01:21.759 align:center ♪ Papa loves mambo ♪ 00:01:21.839 --> 00:01:24.560 align:center -♪ Mama loves mambo ♪ -♪ Mama loves mambo ♪ 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:25.839 align:center ♪ Papa does great with it… ♪ 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:27.240 align:center Hey. Good mornin', everybody. 00:01:27.320 --> 00:01:28.880 align:center ♪ He loses weight with it now ♪ 00:01:28.960 --> 00:01:30.839 align:center Joost, what's up? 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:33.200 align:center -Mike. -So, to what do I owe the honor? 00:01:33.280 --> 00:01:35.240 align:center -Um, I wanted to talk to you. -Course. 00:01:35.320 --> 00:01:36.479 align:center What's this? A new format? 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:37.479 align:center A NEW TIME, A NEW MAN 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:39.440 align:center It's from a seminar I attended this past weekend. 00:01:39.520 --> 00:01:41.080 align:center Very, very, very interesting. 00:01:41.160 --> 00:01:43.960 align:center Yeah, right. Is that what you told your wife? 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:46.560 align:center -It really got me thinking. -Huh. 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:51.399 align:center Any good boss realizes when it's the time… to step down. 00:01:53.759 --> 00:01:57.640 align:center I'm honored, Joost. Am I ready for this? Yeah. 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:00.679 align:center I want you to meet someone. 00:02:00.759 --> 00:02:01.600 align:center Nicole! 00:02:03.360 --> 00:02:05.800 align:center -Mike. Mike, Nicole. -It's really great to meet you, Mike. 00:02:05.880 --> 00:02:08.799 align:center -Yeah, hi. -Nicole is our new Head of Content. 00:02:08.880 --> 00:02:10.639 align:center Mm. 00:02:11.160 --> 00:02:14.120 align:center I'm sorry, but if it's my team, shouldn't I be putting it together? 00:02:14.200 --> 00:02:17.239 align:center -No offense. -I'm still the director here. 00:02:18.040 --> 00:02:20.400 align:center I… I don't get it. 00:02:20.480 --> 00:02:24.280 align:center It's time for new leadership, a more… more feminine vision. 00:02:25.600 --> 00:02:28.040 align:center Could you give us a second alone, Nicole? 00:02:28.760 --> 00:02:30.000 align:center Just real quick. 00:02:31.799 --> 00:02:32.959 align:center Am I fired? 00:02:33.040 --> 00:02:34.600 align:center Mike, the board asked for this. 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:36.480 align:center They say we need a woman in management. 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:39.239 align:center Besides, after that fiasco that was Fuck Island, 00:02:39.320 --> 00:02:40.720 align:center we're on thin ice around here. 00:02:40.799 --> 00:02:44.280 align:center So they can give her your position. You're also responsible for Fuck Island. 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:47.040 align:center No, no. I always had my doubts about it. 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:48.120 align:center Joost… 00:02:49.720 --> 00:02:51.480 align:center I just bought a new house, man. 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:53.959 align:center The mortgage on that is… 00:02:54.040 --> 00:02:55.640 align:center I'll get you a fair severance deal. 00:02:55.720 --> 00:02:58.239 align:center Trust me. We're friends. 00:02:58.320 --> 00:02:59.959 align:center I'm not gonna leave you dry. 00:03:02.160 --> 00:03:04.480 align:center Oh, um, uh… Mike, here. 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:06.640 align:center Take this. 00:03:06.720 --> 00:03:08.200 align:center It's a real eye-opener. 00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:10.840 align:center Yeah, I'll take it. 00:03:10.920 --> 00:03:12.600 align:center Know what else I'm taking, Joost? 00:03:12.679 --> 00:03:13.519 align:center My talent. 00:03:14.040 --> 00:03:15.080 align:center And… I'll take 00:03:16.920 --> 00:03:19.799 align:center the flip chart 'cause I paid for it. 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:24.120 align:center Yup, that's right. Good luck. 00:03:24.720 --> 00:03:26.600 align:center See how fast this ship sinks without me. 00:03:31.959 --> 00:03:33.399 align:center ♪ Papa loves mambo ♪ 00:03:34.920 --> 00:03:36.840 align:center ♪ Mama loves mambo ♪ 00:03:42.239 --> 00:03:43.079 align:center ♪ Uh! ♪ 00:03:43.160 --> 00:03:44.679 align:center ♪ Papa loves mambo ♪ 00:03:44.760 --> 00:03:46.119 align:center ♪ Mambo, Papa ♪ 00:03:46.200 --> 00:03:47.600 align:center ♪ Mama loves mambo ♪ 00:03:47.679 --> 00:03:49.000 align:center ♪ Mambo, Mama ♪ 00:03:49.079 --> 00:03:51.920 align:center ♪ Don't let her rumba And don't let her samba ♪ 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:52.920 align:center ♪ Papa ♪ 00:03:53.799 --> 00:03:58.320 align:center ♪ Loves the mambo tonight ♪ 00:04:00.359 --> 00:04:02.040 align:center ♪ Uh! ♪ 00:04:25.200 --> 00:04:27.720 align:center Yeah, there's someone in my house. 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:29.520 align:center -What do you mean, exactly? Like…? -Uh… 00:04:29.599 --> 00:04:32.000 align:center A burglar or maybe a homeless person. 00:04:32.080 --> 00:04:33.240 align:center In the bathroom. 00:04:33.880 --> 00:04:37.599 align:center I, um… um… to get rid of fingerprints? I don't know. I'm-- 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:39.440 align:center Hey, Pop. 00:04:39.520 --> 00:04:40.599 align:center Tess! 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:45.120 align:center -What are you doin' here? -Wow, Dad. You could be a little excited. 00:04:45.200 --> 00:04:47.720 align:center You know, some dads go to court to see their kids. 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:50.840 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. But what does Mom think of this? 00:04:50.919 --> 00:04:52.880 align:center That doesn't matter. She's killing me. 00:04:52.960 --> 00:04:55.840 align:center Look, Tess. You're 16. That's, uh, normal. 00:04:55.919 --> 00:04:57.520 align:center I'm moving in with you. You're chill. 00:04:57.599 --> 00:04:59.720 align:center -Is that my shirt? -Yeah, I borrowed it. 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:03.160 align:center Why leave the shower running? It's such a waste of water. 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:04.360 align:center Uh… uh… 00:05:04.880 --> 00:05:06.320 align:center Look at this! 00:05:06.400 --> 00:05:09.039 align:center Yeah, but it takes forever to get it warm, so… 00:05:09.120 --> 00:05:10.160 align:center Yeah. 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:12.240 align:center -Hello? Ief, open the door! -Oh fuck. 00:05:12.320 --> 00:05:14.960 align:center -Fuck! Find my iPhone is still turned on. -Ief! 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:18.599 align:center Ief, open up! 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:22.120 align:center Hey, Dé. Uh, no worries, okay? Tess is here. 00:05:22.200 --> 00:05:24.160 align:center Why didn't you call me? 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:26.800 align:center For all I knew, she was lying in a ditch somewhere! 00:05:26.880 --> 00:05:29.039 align:center That girl has gone completely insane! 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:31.400 align:center Look, she's fine. Just calm down. 00:05:31.479 --> 00:05:34.640 align:center -Mom, leave me alone! I live here now! -What? 00:05:37.320 --> 00:05:39.240 align:center What are you trying to do, kill me? 00:05:39.320 --> 00:05:43.000 align:center Sorry! Sorry. So, the housekeeper, she moved the flowers there. 00:05:43.080 --> 00:05:45.880 align:center -When did you get a housekeeper? -Uh… about a month ago. 00:05:45.960 --> 00:05:48.039 align:center Ief, you are pitiful! 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:51.240 align:center Okay, look, just send her down. I'm taking her home! 00:05:52.200 --> 00:05:53.520 align:center Dé, calm down. 00:05:53.599 --> 00:05:55.440 align:center Can't we talk about this like civilized adults? 00:05:55.520 --> 00:05:57.039 align:center Whoa! 00:05:57.120 --> 00:05:59.720 align:center -That woman's nuts. -Yeah, duh! 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:03.560 align:center Mom, I'm 16! I'm old enough to choose where I live! 00:06:03.640 --> 00:06:05.000 align:center I'll call you. 00:06:05.080 --> 00:06:07.640 align:center -Not. -No, Tess! 00:06:07.720 --> 00:06:09.960 align:center Ief, let me up! 00:06:10.599 --> 00:06:12.840 align:center Ief! 00:06:15.640 --> 00:06:17.400 align:center Open this door! 00:06:18.200 --> 00:06:21.640 align:center Seventeen minutes and 20 seconds. 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:23.240 align:center Bathed and in bed. 00:06:23.320 --> 00:06:25.880 align:center New record. Thank you, good night. 00:06:27.599 --> 00:06:28.840 align:center Dad? 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:31.120 align:center Dad! 00:06:31.880 --> 00:06:34.440 align:center Hey, time for bed! 00:06:36.320 --> 00:06:38.960 align:center Poppa. Poppa. 00:06:39.680 --> 00:06:41.359 align:center Poppa. 00:06:41.440 --> 00:06:42.560 align:center Uh… 00:06:42.640 --> 00:06:44.880 align:center What's this? Aren't you cold? 00:06:44.960 --> 00:06:47.200 align:center -No, I'm really hot. -Uh… 00:06:47.280 --> 00:06:49.160 align:center It's not expensive. Don't be afraid to trash it. 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:52.160 align:center Yeah, but I'm pretty wiped. I had street detail all day. 00:06:52.240 --> 00:06:54.359 align:center -Oh, poor you. Did you have a hard day? -Mm-hmm. 00:06:54.440 --> 00:06:56.200 align:center Just lay back and relax. 00:06:56.280 --> 00:06:57.599 align:center Okay. 00:07:01.039 --> 00:07:02.720 align:center What do you think of this? 00:07:08.200 --> 00:07:10.280 align:center Hmm? 00:07:11.640 --> 00:07:13.160 align:center Greg? 00:07:14.200 --> 00:07:16.080 align:center Greg? 00:07:16.159 --> 00:07:18.560 align:center Oh yeah. So good. It's… Huh? 00:07:19.640 --> 00:07:20.719 align:center Seriously? 00:07:20.799 --> 00:07:22.239 align:center But… Hey… 00:07:22.320 --> 00:07:23.599 align:center This… this is normal. 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:25.640 align:center I… I'm on my feet all day. 00:07:25.719 --> 00:07:28.560 align:center -With a heel spur… -No, this isn't normal, Greg. We're 40. 00:07:28.640 --> 00:07:30.919 align:center How long has it been since we last had sex? 00:07:31.520 --> 00:07:33.640 align:center -Three weeks? I don't know. -Five. 00:07:33.719 --> 00:07:36.120 align:center -Five weeks? There's no way. -Five months, Greg. 00:07:36.200 --> 00:07:38.919 align:center -Five months! -Shush. The kids. 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:40.640 align:center -God. -Five? 00:07:40.719 --> 00:07:43.880 align:center Our sex life is over. Yeah, completely over. 00:07:43.960 --> 00:07:46.520 align:center Hey, you're putting pressure on it. Let it be spontaneous. 00:07:46.599 --> 00:07:49.200 align:center -No. You don't find me sexy. -That is not true. 00:07:49.280 --> 00:07:53.479 align:center Okay, then why not prove it? I'm always the one to take the initiative. 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:57.599 align:center I mean, if you really want to be spontaneous, then show it. 00:07:57.679 --> 00:07:58.919 align:center Act on it. 00:08:00.799 --> 00:08:03.200 align:center Uh… uh… 00:08:06.359 --> 00:08:08.479 align:center -What are you doing? -I'm putting my pajamas on. 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:10.039 align:center Because this itches. 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:12.760 align:center I'll just buy something else. 00:08:27.239 --> 00:08:28.200 align:center What are you doin'? 00:08:28.280 --> 00:08:29.799 align:center I said I was going to yoga. 00:08:29.880 --> 00:08:31.919 align:center So I can't come home without sore muscles. 00:08:33.439 --> 00:08:34.679 align:center -Hey, Tien. -Hmm? 00:08:35.520 --> 00:08:36.799 align:center Check this out. 00:08:38.400 --> 00:08:42.120 align:center Daan, I'm married already, you know? 00:08:42.199 --> 00:08:44.560 align:center It's not for you. It's for Pam. 00:08:44.640 --> 00:08:45.600 align:center Ugh. 00:08:45.680 --> 00:08:47.160 align:center I'm gonna propose. 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:50.040 align:center I didn't think that I ever would, but… 00:08:50.680 --> 00:08:54.240 align:center I'm actually excited when I think about spending the rest of my life with her. 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:56.280 align:center 'Bout time. You're not a young man anymore. 00:08:56.360 --> 00:08:58.480 align:center It's a good thing married people live longer. 00:08:58.560 --> 00:09:00.320 align:center Bullshit. 00:09:00.400 --> 00:09:01.640 align:center It just feels longer. 00:09:02.360 --> 00:09:06.120 align:center And if you're so happy with Pam, what are you doing with me, then? 00:09:06.199 --> 00:09:08.800 align:center This is completely different. It's just physical. 00:09:09.400 --> 00:09:12.920 align:center Plus, you start over when you get married. Clean slate. 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:14.600 align:center -Yeah, right. -Yeah. 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:16.839 align:center But you're right. 00:09:17.680 --> 00:09:19.120 align:center It's time we stopped. 00:09:19.640 --> 00:09:21.240 align:center Mm. It's for the best. 00:09:21.839 --> 00:09:23.199 align:center I hope you're okay with it. 00:09:23.680 --> 00:09:26.160 align:center Well, by now, I'm able to predict when you're going to cum, 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:29.360 align:center so there's not really anything left of this affair. 00:09:33.079 --> 00:09:35.360 align:center Ugh. 00:09:37.199 --> 00:09:39.040 align:center -Hey. -Hi. 00:09:40.520 --> 00:09:42.680 align:center Hey, uh, when are you goin' home? 00:09:42.760 --> 00:09:44.280 align:center I'm not. I live here. 00:09:44.360 --> 00:09:47.320 align:center Honey, you're gonna miss your mom. Just trust me, okay? 00:09:47.400 --> 00:09:51.360 align:center You're the only one who misses her. And why is that? 00:09:51.440 --> 00:09:53.720 align:center -What Mom and I had was very special. -Sure, Dad. 00:09:53.800 --> 00:09:56.000 align:center Your love was a special sauce. 00:09:56.079 --> 00:09:58.839 align:center Good but unhealthy. Move on. 00:09:58.920 --> 00:10:00.360 align:center Isn't that what I'm doing? 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:01.360 align:center You're stalling. 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:04.760 align:center It's time for you to get out there and try something new. Tinder. 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:06.280 align:center Ta-da. 00:10:06.839 --> 00:10:07.720 align:center No. 00:10:07.800 --> 00:10:10.680 align:center Yeah, okay, the picture's kinda lame, but you already have ten matches. 00:10:10.760 --> 00:10:13.440 align:center And if you're not too picky, they're pretty hot. 00:10:13.520 --> 00:10:16.360 align:center -Tess, that's not nice. -What? Why not? 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:19.839 align:center -Well, it's sexist. -So only men are allowed to say it? 00:10:19.920 --> 00:10:22.199 align:center I am perfectly happy being single. 00:10:22.280 --> 00:10:25.000 align:center Not every man is out here looking for meaningless sex. 00:10:25.079 --> 00:10:28.240 align:center Mm, well, your browser history is telling a different story. 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:30.959 align:center -"MILFs with big tits." -Tess. 00:10:31.520 --> 00:10:32.640 align:center Come on, Dad. 00:10:33.280 --> 00:10:35.520 align:center "On average, men need to have ten new partners 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:37.079 align:center in order to forget an old lover." 00:10:37.160 --> 00:10:40.320 align:center -Oh, where'd you get that from? Cosmo? -No, Tinder researchers. 00:10:40.400 --> 00:10:41.680 align:center Ah, that's super reliable. 00:10:41.760 --> 00:10:44.880 align:center Dad, your hair is a mess, you dress like a pig, 00:10:44.959 --> 00:10:46.320 align:center and your breath stinks. 00:10:46.400 --> 00:10:47.760 align:center You need a woman. 00:10:48.760 --> 00:10:52.240 align:center -And… and this isn't sexist? -No, it's the truth. 00:11:02.800 --> 00:11:04.560 align:center Ah, yes! 00:11:05.160 --> 00:11:07.719 align:center Hey, ladies. How about a lesson from the real deal? 00:11:07.800 --> 00:11:10.480 align:center Well, I don't have my calendar with me, but I'll look. 00:11:10.560 --> 00:11:11.560 align:center Jeez. 00:11:11.640 --> 00:11:12.560 align:center Late. 00:11:12.640 --> 00:11:14.680 align:center How do you know I don't have anything else going on? 00:11:14.760 --> 00:11:16.839 align:center -Ief. Ief. -An appointment. 00:11:16.920 --> 00:11:18.760 align:center -What's more important? -With clients. 00:11:18.839 --> 00:11:20.400 align:center -Let's go. -Okay. Look, I have to go. 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:22.079 align:center -I'm starting an appraisal. -Desirée. 00:11:22.160 --> 00:11:23.600 align:center -An appraisal. Yeah -Okay, bye. 00:11:23.680 --> 00:11:25.880 align:center -Don't you dare-- -Oh! Desirée. 00:11:25.959 --> 00:11:27.480 align:center Oh! 00:11:27.560 --> 00:11:29.600 align:center Yeah, keep laughing. She's driving me crazy. 00:11:29.680 --> 00:11:33.120 align:center -Stay a bachelor. It's easier. -Yeah, or wait for the right woman. 00:11:33.199 --> 00:11:35.160 align:center -Huh? -Says the man who sleeps with every woman. 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:36.719 align:center Yeah! 00:11:36.800 --> 00:11:38.800 align:center Tess decides to live with me. Desirée's pissed. 00:11:38.880 --> 00:11:40.800 align:center As if I was the one who came up with the idea. 00:11:40.880 --> 00:11:44.160 align:center -Now she wants to revise visitations. -Well, better get used to it, Ivo. 00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:45.920 align:center Women are takin' over the world. 00:11:46.719 --> 00:11:48.920 align:center If you have a dick, you are a dick. 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:53.199 align:center -Like you can complain, Mike. -Everyone has his problems. 00:11:53.280 --> 00:11:54.120 align:center Yeah, sure. 00:11:54.199 --> 00:11:57.520 align:center Like it taking too long for your new pool to heat up, right? 00:11:57.600 --> 00:11:58.839 align:center Give the man a break. 00:11:58.920 --> 00:12:01.079 align:center It's hard work coming up with a show like Fuck Island. 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:06.120 align:center What the…? Mike, what…? 00:12:06.199 --> 00:12:09.160 align:center -What are you doin'? -What the fuck? 00:12:17.120 --> 00:12:18.839 align:center VAN GAAL & SMIT FURNITURE 00:12:23.280 --> 00:12:25.480 align:center #SunnyDay. 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:28.880 align:center #TheGoodLife. 00:12:30.079 --> 00:12:32.160 align:center -Hey! -Hey, honey! 00:12:32.240 --> 00:12:34.240 align:center I am so excited. 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:36.360 align:center -Yeah? -I have so many plans for the yard. 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:38.400 align:center Statues, and maybe lamps. 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:40.680 align:center How come you're home so early? 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:44.599 align:center It's because of my conversation with Joost. 00:12:44.680 --> 00:12:47.320 align:center -You got the promotion? -I walked out on him. 00:12:47.959 --> 00:12:51.280 align:center When he said I couldn't choose my own team, I resigned. 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:53.719 align:center -But, uh… -The responsibility, none of the power? 00:12:53.800 --> 00:12:56.680 align:center -Mm-mm. I'll pass, thank you. -But we just bought a new house. 00:12:56.760 --> 00:12:57.760 align:center We'll be fine. 00:12:57.839 --> 00:12:59.640 align:center It won't take long to find something new. 00:12:59.719 --> 00:13:01.880 align:center These companies need men with my qualifications. 00:13:01.959 --> 00:13:04.240 align:center What about the mortgage? Should I work again? 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:05.680 align:center I loved living without jet lag. 00:13:05.760 --> 00:13:09.160 align:center Don't worry, okay? It's fine. I promise… it's under control. 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:12.120 align:center I needed this time for myself, you know? 00:13:12.199 --> 00:13:14.120 align:center It's, uh… yeah. A reset. 00:13:14.839 --> 00:13:17.320 align:center In fact, I think we should celebrate. 00:13:17.400 --> 00:13:21.440 align:center Yeah. Oh! Champagne sounds good. Hey? #TheGoodLife. 00:13:25.040 --> 00:13:27.640 align:center "As long as the child is too young to decide where to live, 00:13:27.719 --> 00:13:29.040 align:center custody will go to the mother." 00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:30.120 align:center Voilà. 00:13:30.680 --> 00:13:33.599 align:center "Once the child turns 16, they have the right to weigh in on 00:13:33.680 --> 00:13:35.320 align:center which parent they want to live with." 00:13:35.400 --> 00:13:36.680 align:center Ha! Bam. 00:13:36.760 --> 00:13:38.400 align:center "Weigh in." Hmm? Not decide. 00:13:38.480 --> 00:13:41.480 align:center Desirée, we can change the custody agreement. 00:13:41.560 --> 00:13:44.160 align:center Of course, just know, it opens a whole can of worms. 00:13:44.839 --> 00:13:49.400 align:center And everything is back on the table. Alimony. Even who gets to keep the house. 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:51.800 align:center Oh! You're throwing me out of my own house now? 00:13:51.880 --> 00:13:52.920 align:center I didn't say anything. 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:54.719 align:center For 15 years, I paid for everything 00:13:54.800 --> 00:13:58.599 align:center so you could get all your useless architecture certifications. 00:13:58.680 --> 00:14:00.560 align:center This is how you pay me back? 00:14:02.120 --> 00:14:05.120 align:center And you. You just agree with everything he says! 00:14:05.199 --> 00:14:07.920 align:center Yeah, sorry. I thought that you'd be on my side. 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:09.760 align:center I only care what Tess wants. 00:14:10.360 --> 00:14:11.800 align:center Tess, what do you want? 00:14:12.760 --> 00:14:13.680 align:center My dad. 00:14:13.760 --> 00:14:16.719 align:center You don't have to decide right now. You can think about it. 00:14:17.320 --> 00:14:19.479 align:center Hmm. My dad. 00:14:19.560 --> 00:14:23.040 align:center You have completely brainwashed our daughter. 00:14:23.839 --> 00:14:27.599 align:center -Then you drag me to this sleazy lawyer. -You made the appointment. 00:14:27.680 --> 00:14:31.280 align:center Ivo can't take care of her. He can't even take care of himself. 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:33.160 align:center -Yeah. -What does he know about women? 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:34.839 align:center He doesn't even know about menstruation. 00:14:34.920 --> 00:14:38.160 align:center -And what about mood swings? Or tantrums. -Well, after 18 years with you… 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:40.520 align:center Okay, look, Desirée. It is what it is. 00:14:40.599 --> 00:14:43.360 align:center -Either we change the custody agreement… -This is your fault. 00:14:43.439 --> 00:14:46.120 align:center -Or we respect Tess's wishes. -You're so smart. 00:14:46.199 --> 00:14:49.280 align:center But you just wait till she starts manipulating you. 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:50.520 align:center Hmm? You brat. 00:14:51.719 --> 00:14:54.280 align:center Oh, Pam, do yourself a favor. 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:55.520 align:center Don't have kids. 00:15:02.439 --> 00:15:06.920 align:center Seventeen minutes and 29 seconds. From bath to bed. Thank you, 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:08.319 align:center -Good night. -Hmm. 00:15:11.880 --> 00:15:13.000 align:center Wait. What? 00:15:13.520 --> 00:15:15.479 align:center Huh? What… What's this? 00:15:15.560 --> 00:15:17.560 align:center A spontaneous gesture. 00:15:17.640 --> 00:15:20.520 align:center What? Aw, how sweet. 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:22.199 align:center What is it? 00:15:26.839 --> 00:15:28.880 align:center Ah. Ooh. 00:15:28.959 --> 00:15:31.800 align:center -Okay. Do people actually like this? -Yeah. 00:15:31.880 --> 00:15:34.040 align:center -Ah. Wait, I want… Wait, no. -Okay. Hey. 00:15:34.120 --> 00:15:36.240 align:center -No way that's gonna fit. -Yeah, but you need to relax. 00:15:36.319 --> 00:15:37.479 align:center -I'm trying. -Just relax. 00:15:37.560 --> 00:15:39.360 align:center -Take a deep breath. Okay. -Okay. Come on. 00:15:39.439 --> 00:15:40.520 align:center -Sit back a little. -Back? 00:15:40.599 --> 00:15:41.760 align:center Yeah, here. Yeah. 00:15:41.839 --> 00:15:42.880 align:center Oh! 00:15:42.959 --> 00:15:45.199 align:center Hey. Told you it would fit. 00:15:45.280 --> 00:15:46.880 align:center -Okay, okay. -Let's see… 00:15:48.800 --> 00:15:50.120 align:center -And? Like it? -Ah. 00:15:50.199 --> 00:15:52.479 align:center Oh. Uh… Ah! 00:15:52.560 --> 00:15:54.000 align:center It's a bit… 00:15:54.079 --> 00:15:55.520 align:center Maybe it's good? 00:15:57.839 --> 00:15:59.920 align:center Oh no. No, it's too strong. Turn it off. 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:01.400 align:center -Turn this thing off. -I'm trying. 00:16:01.479 --> 00:16:02.760 align:center Turn it off. 00:16:02.839 --> 00:16:04.880 align:center -It's just one button. -Greg, get it out! 00:16:04.959 --> 00:16:06.680 align:center Sorry. You have to relax. You're too tense. 00:16:06.760 --> 00:16:08.000 align:center Yeah, I'm rela… I'm relaxing. 00:16:08.079 --> 00:16:09.359 align:center Mom? 00:16:11.040 --> 00:16:12.959 align:center What do you want? 00:16:14.520 --> 00:16:16.400 align:center What's wrong? Nightmares? 00:16:16.479 --> 00:16:17.560 align:center I can't sleep. 00:16:19.479 --> 00:16:21.199 align:center Why don't you try again, okay? 00:16:21.280 --> 00:16:22.240 align:center We've been trying. 00:16:22.319 --> 00:16:24.719 align:center Ah, guys, come on. You do this every night. Now, chop-chop. 00:16:24.800 --> 00:16:26.439 align:center -To bed. -Yeah. Go. 00:16:26.520 --> 00:16:28.800 align:center No, not you. Mom has to put us to bed now. 00:16:31.839 --> 00:16:33.040 align:center Uh… 00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:35.640 align:center Yes. Come on. 00:16:39.560 --> 00:16:41.880 align:center -I don't know… -Do something. 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.359 align:center -Someone's calling, Mom. -Yeah. I'll answer it in a minute. 00:16:51.760 --> 00:16:53.280 align:center Huh? 00:16:53.359 --> 00:16:54.280 align:center In the soup? 00:16:54.359 --> 00:16:57.199 align:center -No, in the lava cake. It's her favorite. -That go there? 00:16:57.280 --> 00:16:58.680 align:center -Uh, no, chef. -Then? 00:16:58.760 --> 00:17:00.839 align:center The lava cake. Yeah? 00:17:00.920 --> 00:17:02.959 align:center It's in a box. Can't you give it to her like that? 00:17:03.040 --> 00:17:05.240 align:center Who's proposing here, you or me? 00:17:05.319 --> 00:17:07.440 align:center You are, but maybe wait for the eye to heal. 00:17:07.520 --> 00:17:10.680 align:center Just do it. Maybe I should bake it? 00:17:10.760 --> 00:17:12.079 align:center -Okay. Fine. -Yeah? 00:17:12.159 --> 00:17:13.480 align:center -Out of my kitchen. Go. -Amazing. 00:17:13.560 --> 00:17:14.800 align:center -Yeah, get out! -You're the best! 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:22.040 align:center There you go, sir. Here you go. Enjoy. 00:17:22.119 --> 00:17:25.200 align:center -Hey, you're finally here. You look great. -Hey. 00:17:25.280 --> 00:17:27.200 align:center Yeah, sorry, there was no end to the meetings. 00:17:27.280 --> 00:17:28.240 align:center Mm. 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:34.080 align:center -How long is it now? Eighteen months? -Yeah. And that's a new record for me. 00:17:34.159 --> 00:17:35.760 align:center I know. 00:17:35.840 --> 00:17:37.960 align:center When I met you, I thought, "What a lady-killer." 00:17:38.040 --> 00:17:40.080 align:center For me, it was love at first sight. 00:17:43.399 --> 00:17:45.480 align:center -My sweet Pam. -Hmm? 00:17:47.240 --> 00:17:49.880 align:center I must be the luckiest man. 00:17:50.520 --> 00:17:54.720 align:center Because you are absolutely the smartest and the sexiest woman alive. 00:17:54.800 --> 00:17:56.200 align:center Well… 00:17:56.280 --> 00:17:58.800 align:center -A lava cake for the beautiful lady. -Thank you. 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:02.240 align:center Oh, actually, um… may I get some ice cream instead? 00:18:02.320 --> 00:18:05.440 align:center What? Oh, but lava cake is your favorite. 00:18:05.520 --> 00:18:07.880 align:center Yeah, and sometimes it's nice to have variety. 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:10.440 align:center And besides, ice is good for your eye. 00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:13.720 align:center But we're out of ice cream. Thank you, Sophie. 00:18:13.800 --> 00:18:15.600 align:center Yeah? 00:18:21.320 --> 00:18:22.840 align:center -Daan. -Mm. 00:18:22.919 --> 00:18:23.960 align:center I have to know. 00:18:24.880 --> 00:18:27.600 align:center Are you getting bored, or do I still excite you? 00:18:27.679 --> 00:18:31.679 align:center I… I don't know what you're talking about. How could I get bored of you? Mm. 00:18:31.760 --> 00:18:34.000 align:center -We love each other, don't we? -Absolutely. 00:18:34.080 --> 00:18:35.320 align:center -Yeah. -Have some cake. 00:18:35.399 --> 00:18:38.640 align:center -It's gonna get cold. -Daan, I have a crazy idea. 00:18:40.240 --> 00:18:43.520 align:center -Oh, now I'm nervous. -No way. 00:18:43.600 --> 00:18:46.880 align:center -Wait. -An open relationship. What do you think? 00:18:48.520 --> 00:18:50.040 align:center Open relation… 00:18:51.480 --> 00:18:54.760 align:center So, uh… you mean… you mean sleeping with other men? 00:18:54.840 --> 00:18:57.080 align:center Don't make it sound boorish. 00:18:59.520 --> 00:19:01.640 align:center -Don't you long to have other women? -No. 00:19:02.800 --> 00:19:04.080 align:center No, why would I? 00:19:04.159 --> 00:19:07.240 align:center Monogamy doesn't work, Daan. I see it every day. 00:19:07.320 --> 00:19:10.480 align:center These couples get bored, and… and they resent each other. 00:19:10.560 --> 00:19:13.320 align:center They start fighting and lying, and I don't want that. 00:19:13.399 --> 00:19:15.960 align:center -But aren't things good with us? Yeah. -Exactly. 00:19:16.040 --> 00:19:18.280 align:center What we have is so special, I never want to lose that. 00:19:18.360 --> 00:19:19.919 align:center So, you want to sleep with other men 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:21.919 align:center because you think it's best for us? 00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:24.880 align:center -You're a great lawyer. -Commitment has never been your thing. 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:27.000 align:center -Well… -Freedom suits you. 00:19:27.080 --> 00:19:28.240 align:center -And… and I get that. -Man… 00:19:28.320 --> 00:19:29.800 align:center Because I'm the same way. 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:34.440 align:center I want the happiness of a relationship, but I also want… adventure. 00:19:35.560 --> 00:19:37.200 align:center And I think that's possible. 00:19:38.440 --> 00:19:41.520 align:center I mean, unless you don't agree. Then… 00:19:42.320 --> 00:19:45.440 align:center -Then? -Then I don't know what our future is. 00:19:45.520 --> 00:19:48.320 align:center Uh, I'm… wait… really? 00:19:48.399 --> 00:19:52.280 align:center Daan, I… I've seen too much to believe in fairy tales. 00:19:52.360 --> 00:19:54.440 align:center I never want us to start resenting each other. 00:19:55.880 --> 00:19:56.840 align:center Right. 00:19:57.840 --> 00:19:59.000 align:center Uh… 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:02.919 align:center -Uh, can I think about it? -Yeah. 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.200 align:center -Okay. -Take your time. Of course. 00:20:13.360 --> 00:20:14.760 align:center It's cold. 00:20:24.480 --> 00:20:27.120 align:center Body and mind connected. 00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:29.040 align:center I'm so grateful 00:20:29.120 --> 00:20:31.200 align:center for everything we have here. 00:20:31.800 --> 00:20:34.560 align:center And I'm grateful for you, dear followers. 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:37.240 align:center What are you doing? 00:20:37.320 --> 00:20:40.640 align:center Trying to make a sunrise story for the Gram. Couldn't sleep. 00:20:40.720 --> 00:20:42.320 align:center Oh. Seriously? 00:20:42.399 --> 00:20:45.760 align:center Yeah! Suus can sometimes make 2,000 euros per photo. 00:20:45.840 --> 00:20:48.120 align:center Yeah, but Suus has half a million followers. 00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:49.240 align:center -You have 500. -I know. 00:20:49.320 --> 00:20:51.800 align:center -Not a bad start. -Start of what? 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:54.320 align:center Earning money. I need an income, don't I? 00:20:56.640 --> 00:20:57.720 align:center Okay. 00:21:01.080 --> 00:21:02.679 align:center -Can you take the picture? -Oh! Yeah. 00:21:02.760 --> 00:21:04.040 align:center -Hurry! -Yeah, yeah. 00:21:04.120 --> 00:21:05.960 align:center -Quick. -Mmm. You have to hold it straight. 00:21:06.040 --> 00:21:07.240 align:center So you get my feet. 00:21:07.320 --> 00:21:08.880 align:center -Sure. Oh! -Yeah. 00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:10.360 align:center -Go. -Yeah, I got it 00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:14.000 align:center How'd it turn out? 00:21:14.960 --> 00:21:17.480 align:center I, uh… I took a selfie of me. 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:20.880 align:center -Yeah. Couldn't get… -Oh, you look awful honey. 00:21:20.960 --> 00:21:22.200 align:center Well… 00:21:22.720 --> 00:21:25.679 align:center -Hey, we're gonna make it through this. -Mm. 00:21:25.760 --> 00:21:27.399 align:center Of course. Mm. 00:21:28.480 --> 00:21:32.080 align:center When I told the kids they could bring in a toy from their house, 00:21:32.159 --> 00:21:34.040 align:center it's not what I was expecting. 00:21:36.320 --> 00:21:37.919 align:center It's just a rocket. 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:46.760 align:center Ready for takeoff. Ready for takeoff. 00:21:46.840 --> 00:21:50.200 align:center Oh, oh, Houston, we got a problem. Oh, abort mission. 00:21:51.320 --> 00:21:52.720 align:center How'd the kids get it? 00:21:52.800 --> 00:21:54.679 align:center It was in the dishwasher. 00:21:54.760 --> 00:21:56.520 align:center Jason must have found it in there. 00:21:56.600 --> 00:21:57.720 align:center The dishwasher? 00:21:57.800 --> 00:21:59.840 align:center -I mean-- -Listen, I totally understand. 00:21:59.919 --> 00:22:01.120 align:center These things happen. 00:22:01.720 --> 00:22:05.120 align:center But this is a safe space for the kids, so in the future, I'd appreciate-- 00:22:05.200 --> 00:22:07.320 align:center I'm sorry, what do you "understand"? 00:22:07.399 --> 00:22:09.840 align:center How old are you, 25, 26? 00:22:10.360 --> 00:22:11.800 align:center Uh, 32. 00:22:13.560 --> 00:22:15.000 align:center Are you even seeing anyone? 00:22:15.080 --> 00:22:16.159 align:center No. 00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:17.240 align:center Have any kids? 00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:20.679 align:center -No. -That's why she looks so young. 00:22:20.760 --> 00:22:23.439 align:center Listen, missy, I bet you had to study really hard 00:22:23.520 --> 00:22:25.240 align:center to teach a bunch of second-graders, 00:22:25.320 --> 00:22:27.840 align:center but that doesn't mean you know everything. 00:22:27.919 --> 00:22:30.480 align:center You have no idea what it's like in our house. 00:22:30.560 --> 00:22:33.080 align:center Between vacuuming, washing dishes, and reading stories, 00:22:33.159 --> 00:22:34.320 align:center I can't find a minute 00:22:34.399 --> 00:22:36.000 align:center for one pathetic quickie with my husband, 00:22:36.080 --> 00:22:38.280 align:center who would rather be playing with his apps than me. 00:22:38.360 --> 00:22:39.640 align:center That's not true. 00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:41.640 align:center Did it occur to you that this stupid little rocket 00:22:41.720 --> 00:22:43.399 align:center could be my last resort? 00:22:43.480 --> 00:22:44.880 align:center That I'm doing what I have to do? 00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:47.560 align:center And that maybe one day you might shove toys like this in your ass? 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:49.360 align:center And trust me, it ain't pleasant. 00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:09.200 align:center #Happiness, #SunnyDay, #GoodLifeWithStevie. 00:23:09.280 --> 00:23:12.360 align:center -Why are you on your tiptoes? -Makes my legs longer. 00:23:13.679 --> 00:23:14.880 align:center -Oh, yeah. -Right? 00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:18.520 align:center And in every picture, do you have to wear those pants? 00:23:18.600 --> 00:23:21.560 align:center Mike, you're starting to sound just like my father. 00:23:22.760 --> 00:23:24.240 align:center A lot of people like my style. 00:23:24.320 --> 00:23:27.439 align:center You see all the likes? Four hundred and fifty. 00:23:27.520 --> 00:23:30.320 align:center Four hundred eighty-five. Four eighty-six. 00:23:33.800 --> 00:23:35.360 align:center -Okay. -Looks good. 00:23:36.040 --> 00:23:39.520 align:center Oh, uh, honey. Um, let's not mention my work. 00:23:39.600 --> 00:23:41.520 align:center Boys have such honest friendships. 00:23:44.600 --> 00:23:46.600 align:center -Hey. -Hey. 00:23:46.679 --> 00:23:47.679 align:center -Hi. -Hi. 00:23:47.760 --> 00:23:48.679 align:center Well, come in. 00:23:48.760 --> 00:23:50.120 align:center -So big. -Yeah, it's really big. 00:23:50.200 --> 00:23:51.240 align:center -Hi. -Hello! 00:23:51.320 --> 00:23:53.280 align:center -Welcome, welcome. -This place is beautiful. 00:23:53.360 --> 00:23:56.439 align:center Thank you for having us over. Dinner is delicious. 00:23:56.520 --> 00:23:58.360 align:center -It's all organic. -Yeah. 00:23:58.439 --> 00:23:59.640 align:center -Perfect. -Mm-hmm. 00:23:59.720 --> 00:24:02.320 align:center But… is there any meat? 00:24:02.399 --> 00:24:03.880 align:center Oh my God. 00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:06.520 align:center -Oh, sorry. It's Tess. -How's she settling into the house? 00:24:06.600 --> 00:24:10.520 align:center Everything's fine. It's about, um… She… She put me on Tinder. 00:24:10.600 --> 00:24:12.320 align:center -Really? -Oh! 00:24:12.399 --> 00:24:14.679 align:center Be happy. Greg would put me on eBay. 00:24:14.760 --> 00:24:16.640 align:center -For the highest bidder? -That's not true. 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:20.800 align:center Guys, guys, guys, guys, wait a second. Ief is dating again. That's unbelievable. 00:24:20.880 --> 00:24:22.320 align:center -It's-- -Let me take a look. 00:24:22.399 --> 00:24:23.439 align:center -No. -Yeah. 00:24:23.520 --> 00:24:25.000 align:center -Come on. -Don't, Danny. 00:24:25.080 --> 00:24:26.679 align:center Boys, I swear. 00:24:26.760 --> 00:24:27.960 align:center Whoa. 00:24:28.040 --> 00:24:29.520 align:center -Okay, nice. -Jeez. 00:24:29.600 --> 00:24:30.439 align:center Knock it off. 00:24:30.520 --> 00:24:32.080 align:center I wouldn't kick her out of bed. 00:24:32.159 --> 00:24:33.760 align:center That's not something a grown man says. 00:24:33.840 --> 00:24:35.679 align:center I wouldn't call these "grown men." Would you? 00:24:35.760 --> 00:24:38.080 align:center -Seriously, look at her. -That's enough. 00:24:38.159 --> 00:24:39.520 align:center -Hmm? -That's enough okay? 00:24:39.600 --> 00:24:41.080 align:center Are you crazy? I don't know her. 00:24:41.159 --> 00:24:43.399 align:center Come on, Ief. What's the harm in asking? 00:24:43.480 --> 00:24:46.120 align:center It could be fun. Hey. And she'll see you have great friends. 00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:48.200 align:center -Hey! -Ivo's on Tinder! 00:24:48.280 --> 00:24:50.360 align:center -It's so fun. -Like you being on Insta. 00:24:50.439 --> 00:24:52.200 align:center -Excuse me? -You didn't know? 00:24:52.280 --> 00:24:54.200 align:center See, Stevie's now an influencer. 00:24:54.280 --> 00:24:56.120 align:center -Oh. -A content creator. 00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:57.120 align:center Fun. 00:24:57.200 --> 00:24:59.520 align:center I'm lucky to enjoy this lifestyle. 00:24:59.600 --> 00:25:01.320 align:center My followers enjoy watching me. 00:25:01.399 --> 00:25:02.679 align:center -You want to see? -Yeah. 00:25:02.760 --> 00:25:04.560 align:center -@GoodLifeMetStevie, guys. -Mm. 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:06.439 align:center Didn't need that masters in communication. 00:25:06.520 --> 00:25:08.679 align:center Would you rather discuss your promotion? 00:25:08.760 --> 00:25:10.560 align:center -What? -You were promoted, Mike? 00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:12.040 align:center -Oh. -Congrats. 00:25:12.120 --> 00:25:13.000 align:center Congrats. 00:25:13.080 --> 00:25:15.880 align:center -Carmen's on her way. Hey! -That's great. 00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:18.159 align:center -Oh! -Just relax, Ief. 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:20.159 align:center -It's great. Eager and nearby. -What did you do? 00:25:20.240 --> 00:25:22.120 align:center -On her way? -I sent a message. 00:25:22.199 --> 00:25:24.000 align:center -You're welcome -Guys, guys, a toast. 00:25:24.080 --> 00:25:27.240 align:center -Yes. -Um, to the promotion for Mike. 00:25:27.320 --> 00:25:28.960 align:center -Really? -Yeah. 00:25:29.040 --> 00:25:32.360 align:center And to Ivo. After ten years, he's gettin' laid! 00:25:32.439 --> 00:25:33.880 align:center -Hooray! -All right. 00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:35.240 align:center -Hey. -Cheers. 00:25:35.320 --> 00:25:38.560 align:center Congrats. 00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:41.919 align:center -I need to use the restroom. -"Would love to. On my way." 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.280 align:center Here, share the address. 00:25:43.360 --> 00:25:44.760 align:center Danny, what the hell, man? 00:25:45.840 --> 00:25:46.800 align:center -You okay? -Yup. 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:50.000 align:center Hey, Ief. This is so exciting. 00:25:50.080 --> 00:25:52.080 align:center Oh man. 00:25:52.159 --> 00:25:55.280 align:center The flirting. Every fiber of your body on fire. 00:25:55.360 --> 00:25:58.000 align:center Anticipating that first touch, kiss. 00:25:58.080 --> 00:25:59.439 align:center That's all great. 00:25:59.520 --> 00:26:03.399 align:center But I think it's even better in a stable relationship. 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:05.360 align:center Right. 00:26:06.760 --> 00:26:10.520 align:center Ivo, don't limit yourself to the traditional model of monogamy. 00:26:10.600 --> 00:26:13.399 align:center Hey, and there it is. The word. 00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:15.240 align:center -What word? -Monogamy. 00:26:15.320 --> 00:26:17.120 align:center -No, "traditional." -Oh? 00:26:17.199 --> 00:26:19.880 align:center Nowadays everything is traditional. Most of all, men. 00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:21.600 align:center You're so sensitive. 00:26:21.679 --> 00:26:24.679 align:center You just have to get used to the fact that you're not in charge everywhere. 00:26:24.760 --> 00:26:26.199 align:center -Mm-hmm. -Whoa! 00:26:26.280 --> 00:26:27.520 align:center -Hear that? -She's right 00:26:27.600 --> 00:26:31.080 align:center Oh, our time has passed. Tell me, do I detect some jealousy? 00:26:31.159 --> 00:26:34.600 align:center You have to admit, there are some things men are better at. 00:26:34.679 --> 00:26:36.000 align:center Um, like what? 00:26:37.159 --> 00:26:38.159 align:center Merel? 00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:42.480 align:center Greg! Greg! 00:26:43.399 --> 00:26:44.480 align:center Greg, look at this. 00:26:44.560 --> 00:26:47.000 align:center -What are you doing there? -Come and look. Come here. 00:26:47.080 --> 00:26:48.240 align:center Wait. 00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:51.120 align:center Greg, come here. Come on. 00:26:51.199 --> 00:26:52.120 align:center -What is it? -Look! 00:26:52.199 --> 00:26:53.600 align:center -Hey. Look. -Come back downstairs. 00:26:53.679 --> 00:26:54.960 align:center -No, no. -Look at this closet. 00:26:55.040 --> 00:26:56.520 align:center It's bigger than our living room. 00:26:56.600 --> 00:26:57.880 align:center -Holy shit. -Take me. 00:26:57.960 --> 00:26:58.840 align:center -What? -Please. 00:26:58.919 --> 00:27:00.120 align:center -Take me right here. -Do what? 00:27:00.199 --> 00:27:01.720 align:center -Shh. -I need you, please. I can't wait. 00:27:01.800 --> 00:27:03.640 align:center -Shit. No. -No. Honey, you don't have to cum. 00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:06.640 align:center What? No, baby, get off me. Come on. 00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:08.760 align:center -Don't be a downer. -We have to go. Stop it. 00:27:08.840 --> 00:27:10.320 align:center -Greg, it's a quickie! -Panties on. 00:27:10.399 --> 00:27:11.600 align:center -Are you crazy? -We can do it. 00:27:11.679 --> 00:27:13.000 align:center Look, look, look, look. 00:27:13.080 --> 00:27:16.000 align:center Have you lost your mind? Okay! You gotta get off. 00:27:16.080 --> 00:27:19.520 align:center Come on. That's what I'm tryin' to do. Why not pretend I'm Stevie, then? 00:27:19.600 --> 00:27:21.679 align:center -What? No, no, no. Stop. -#HappyLife. 00:27:21.760 --> 00:27:23.399 align:center -Come on. Merel, knock it off. -Oh, Greg… 00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:24.760 align:center -You've been drinking. -What? 00:27:24.840 --> 00:27:26.840 align:center Put your panties back on, and let's go. 00:27:26.919 --> 00:27:28.199 align:center Or I'm keeping them. 00:27:29.280 --> 00:27:32.320 align:center You're so lame. Okay, come on! 00:27:32.919 --> 00:27:34.560 align:center Greg, come on! 00:27:35.360 --> 00:27:36.679 align:center You suck! 00:27:37.199 --> 00:27:40.199 align:center Why do pro women soccer players make less than men? 00:27:40.280 --> 00:27:42.480 align:center -Oh, that's just the market. -The market's out of date. 00:27:42.560 --> 00:27:44.600 align:center Women's soccer is entertaining. When it rains, 00:27:44.679 --> 00:27:46.720 align:center and it's muddy, and they're running like… 00:27:46.800 --> 00:27:49.520 align:center -You're disgusting. -That's true, though. He likes it. 00:27:49.600 --> 00:27:52.960 align:center -That's called arousal, not equality. -Oh yeah, arousal. 00:27:53.040 --> 00:27:54.960 align:center That's an outdated concept now too, isn't it? 00:27:55.040 --> 00:27:57.280 align:center It's not allowed anymore. Now it's about listening. 00:27:57.360 --> 00:27:59.480 align:center God forbid you talk about a woman as a sex object. 00:27:59.560 --> 00:28:00.919 align:center Now they do it themselves on Insta. 00:28:01.000 --> 00:28:03.439 align:center We do embrace our femininity ourselves nowadays. 00:28:03.520 --> 00:28:04.840 align:center You're right. 00:28:04.919 --> 00:28:06.840 align:center We don't need men for that anymore. 00:28:06.919 --> 00:28:08.800 align:center Times have changed, Mike. 00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:12.480 align:center If you don't like it, well, then that's really your own problem. Huh? 00:28:12.560 --> 00:28:14.800 align:center Well… 00:28:21.080 --> 00:28:22.919 align:center -Is he upset? -No. 00:28:28.360 --> 00:28:30.080 align:center It was just a conversation. 00:28:33.919 --> 00:28:35.399 align:center Mike, what's up? 00:28:38.360 --> 00:28:39.280 align:center I got fired. 00:28:40.120 --> 00:28:41.439 align:center -What? -Yeah. 00:28:42.760 --> 00:28:47.320 align:center I told Stevie I was the one who left, but I was replaced. 00:28:47.399 --> 00:28:48.439 align:center By a woman. 00:28:49.560 --> 00:28:51.360 align:center Poor thing. 00:28:52.560 --> 00:28:56.520 align:center -Yeah. Apparently, I'm easily replaced. -Oh… 00:28:56.600 --> 00:28:58.840 align:center No, but now she's gonna be here any minute. 00:28:58.919 --> 00:29:01.320 align:center -Yes. Yeah. -You can't take my phone and do that. 00:29:01.399 --> 00:29:02.760 align:center I mean it. 00:29:02.840 --> 00:29:04.639 align:center What's goin' on here? Hmm? 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:08.040 align:center -Uh… -Um, nothing. Nothing. We're cleaning up. 00:29:08.120 --> 00:29:09.399 align:center -How about dessert? -Dessert. 00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:11.159 align:center Seriously, Pam? 00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:13.919 align:center -Hey, wait. C'mon. -Seriously, with my best friend? Wha-- 00:29:14.000 --> 00:29:16.520 align:center -Honey… -He's your best friend? 00:29:16.600 --> 00:29:19.080 align:center -Now? -I could never hook up with Mike. 00:29:19.159 --> 00:29:20.199 align:center -Hmm? -Fuck! 00:29:20.280 --> 00:29:21.639 align:center Honey, come on. 00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:24.439 align:center I just gave him a hug because he got fired. 00:29:24.520 --> 00:29:26.040 align:center -What? -Hey, um… 00:29:26.120 --> 00:29:29.120 align:center -You what? -Okay! My husband is impotent! 00:29:29.199 --> 00:29:31.840 align:center Oh, shit. Uh, uh, uh, I'll get it. 00:29:31.919 --> 00:29:32.959 align:center Uh… 00:29:33.639 --> 00:29:34.800 align:center You were fired? 00:29:37.320 --> 00:29:39.000 align:center -Hey. -Ivo? 00:29:39.080 --> 00:29:41.000 align:center -Stevie! -Uh, Carmen? 00:29:41.080 --> 00:29:43.600 align:center It's a nice house. 00:29:43.679 --> 00:29:46.120 align:center Yeah, it isn't mine. It's my friend's. 00:29:46.199 --> 00:29:48.919 align:center But, uh, I appraised it. 00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:50.720 align:center Okay. 00:29:50.800 --> 00:29:52.959 align:center That's what you meant by an "open relationship"? 00:29:53.040 --> 00:29:55.560 align:center You wanted to have an affair with Mike? What the fuck?! 00:29:55.639 --> 00:29:56.679 align:center Danny, can we talk? 00:29:56.760 --> 00:29:59.720 align:center …tell me you were fired? What kind of relationship do we have? 00:29:59.800 --> 00:30:01.520 align:center Do you want to come in? 00:30:01.600 --> 00:30:04.120 align:center -Oh… -I just want to fuck! 00:30:04.199 --> 00:30:05.639 align:center Maybe you should have an espresso. 00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:07.760 align:center I don't want coffee! I want you to fuck me! 00:30:07.840 --> 00:30:09.240 align:center Um… 00:30:09.320 --> 00:30:11.159 align:center Some other time, maybe? 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:12.959 align:center Yeah, that would be best. 00:30:13.040 --> 00:30:15.480 align:center Uh, sorry. See ya. 00:30:15.560 --> 00:30:16.560 align:center Bye. 00:30:20.520 --> 00:30:23.560 align:center Shh. 00:30:23.639 --> 00:30:25.399 align:center There you go. You're okay. 00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:31.600 align:center Hey. 00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:38.600 align:center Didn't you quit smoking? 00:30:39.919 --> 00:30:41.959 align:center Yep, but not tonight. 00:30:42.560 --> 00:30:44.800 align:center -Hmm. -Hey, Danny. 00:30:44.879 --> 00:30:47.120 align:center -I'd never hook up with Pam, you know. -Yeah, right. 00:30:47.199 --> 00:30:49.080 align:center -We talking about the same Pam? -Excuse me? 00:30:49.159 --> 00:30:51.320 align:center -Hey, you know it's true. -Fuck you. 00:30:58.199 --> 00:30:59.399 align:center Come here. 00:30:59.959 --> 00:31:01.320 align:center Aww. 00:31:06.320 --> 00:31:08.399 align:center Why won't you sleep with your wife? 00:31:09.040 --> 00:31:12.280 align:center I'm… just tired. 00:31:12.840 --> 00:31:13.800 align:center That's all. 00:31:15.120 --> 00:31:16.159 align:center Tired? 00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:20.240 align:center Yeah, with the kids, work. I'm just tired when I get home. 00:31:21.199 --> 00:31:22.199 align:center Mm. 00:31:22.280 --> 00:31:25.000 align:center Hey, if anyone wants to go for a swim, it could be your last chance. 00:31:25.080 --> 00:31:27.800 align:center 'Cause I might not be able to afford it next month. 00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:32.199 align:center Mm, wow. 00:31:32.280 --> 00:31:34.520 align:center Well, I think it's a great idea, boys. 00:31:34.600 --> 00:31:36.919 align:center -We only live once. Let's go. -Yeah? 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:38.639 align:center -Come on, come on! -Seriously? 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:40.120 align:center -Let's go. -Eh, oh! Look out. 00:31:40.199 --> 00:31:42.120 align:center -Hey! -Whoa! 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:46.879 align:center Ah, fuck. Fuck, it's… it's cold. 00:31:46.959 --> 00:31:49.280 align:center All right, guys, who wants another margarita? 00:31:49.360 --> 00:31:50.879 align:center I thought you said this was heated! 00:31:50.959 --> 00:31:54.159 align:center What do you think that costs? I just got fired, man. 00:31:54.760 --> 00:31:57.240 align:center Fuck. 00:31:58.199 --> 00:32:02.280 align:center ROOSTERS ou think that costs? I just got fired, man.