I'm Tony Pathrose.
She's my younger sister, Neenu Pathrose, an all-time scorner!
Hand me that chewing gum!
Meet my mom, a typical mom,
Jolly Pathrose.
This weird-looking guy is my younger brother, Bony Pathrose.
Here are my three friends, Arjun, Lijo, and Arun.
She's Ammu, my friend.
And the fellow who's blurred is her dad, Kuriakose.
Meet my dad, Pathrose, the fellow carrying the gas cylinder.
The reason I'm lying in this drain is...
Who bought this cake?
What a trashy cake design!
Watch the sari!
Sir!
A plateful is here. Isn't this too much for you?
This is not enough! - Or you have it.
Sure, I'll.
You won't be around for long, anyway!
Who's gonna rock her retirement life now?!
The backbone of the education department!
Stop teasing me!
What a beard! Are you the new Santa Claus in town?!
Who? Me? Oh-no!
Eh?! Sensor! - No, no!
Hey, my son! - Damn!
Don't get wasted after drinking!
No, Mummy.
Okay then. Carry on.
Sir, please don't think that I'm boasting.
That's a vodka bottle in his hand.
Where is he? Ah! Here he comes!
Dude! Where the hell have you been?
What?! Getting mad at me?!
Dad wasn't letting me go till the cake was cut.
And had to get my hands on a bottle.
Try this nasty cake!
White Forest!
What's wrong? Did he lose his memory?
He only had two pegs, man!
You didn't know?! He just had a break-up.
Eh?!
Did he have a girlfriend?
See!
Nobody knew he had a girlfriend!
Still, he broke up with her!
But why is he sitting like a fish out of water?
Anyways, these online relationships are not meant to last forever, man!
He is such a worthless and jobless guy.
Even he got a girlfriend and now had a break- up as well!
I can't bear it!
Listen, my dear.
Take this.
Have it, man! - Hey, don't give him.
Shut your mouth!
Hold this.
Have it.
Drink as much as you can.
Now tell me, my dear. What's wrong with you?
Lijoooooooo...
"When the rich folk buy a ship The poor ones do the laundry"
Hey, Sibi...
How much does your car cost?
This is more expensive than you can ever imagine.
What a braggart!
Like mother, Like son! - Darn!
You're splashing water on me.
Just water, not fire balls, right?
You can never cure jealousy!
Hey, you! Stop there, you devil!
Where are you running off?
What's the matter?
Hey! - I said stop there!
What's the matter?
Oh-no! My home slippers!
I will kill you!
What the heck?!
Mummy! - What's the matter?
He stole my fish fry and ran away!
Is he some cat to steal your fish?
Stop whining. Go study something!
I'll see you when you get back!
Babe... my darling! Don't give up so fast!
Get lost, you loser!
Look how my sister treats me just for taking a fish fry.
I thought your family threw a bomb at my brand-new car out of jealousy.
All bets are off with your family, after all!
Duh!
Hold this, man.
[In Hindi] Come on, hold it.
Don't lay hands on my food!
Hello.
Ah!
Yes, coming.
Man, start the car. - Where to?
Mom is getting ready to go to the temple in her new sari.
I won't drive the car if it's not to the temple.
No issues, I'll drive. You get in.
Hey! No! No!
No means no!
Then I'm coming with you.
Go for it. Put an end to his arrogance!
Damn cloth!
Oh-no! Be careful! Slowly, slowly!
See them.
Seems like both are stoners.
Nah.
He's oil.
And that one's mushroom.
Did you get the photo?
Not as crowded as I expected!
What's it, man? Huh?
This is his brother!
Brother or not,
you are leaving only after the police come.
No need to call the police. - Why?
He's a policeman. - Oh-no!
Give him a salute, man.
Tony... To...
Come here! - He reminds me of my grandpa.
What a pity, man!
I'll forgive you for presenting him as my brother.
But I won't let you take that drain-sleeper in my new car!
Should I take a ship then, pfft!
Do whatever you want!
Ruined the whole day from the start!
Dude,
I just said you are a cop. If the real ones come, they'll get you.
If the people get to know, they'll trash you. I can't stand it.
Shucks! - Try to understand my pain.
Come.
- My car!
Bro, can you give me a hand?
Get lost!
Bro... - Stop fooling around and get him.
Tony, should I come down or will you come up?
Get him fast!
Thank God, no water in the drain. - Oops!
I missed him. This is my elder brother, Sony Pathrose.
Stop living this middle stump life!
Where's this going to end with actions like these?
Everyone knows that the eldest is a lunatic.
Eh?!
All my hopes have been ruined, Jolly!
I had no hopes for any of them.
So, no wonder.
If any of them behaved well, I would've been surprised!
If I were late for five minutes,
police would have brought him home!
Not a big deal.
We already have people who have been escorted by the police!
Who's that?
Oh! Me?!
What a ruckus you made when I stole a 'small' buffalo!
Not even half of that when this guy slept in the drain, drunk.
What happened now? Cat got your tongues?
Pathrose, we can't just let this go.
Let's send him to Ollur.
Let him work at your sister's tile company for a while.
I'm not going there to bake tiles!
Why not? - I'll lose my glamour.
Pfft! Glamour!
What's the issue here?
I slightly tripped and fell into a drain.
As if that's the only disgrace to the family!
These guys are so perfect after all!
Where are you off to? Sit there.
I want some curry. - We'll get you.
You go and get some curry for him from the kitchen.
Or else he'll run off with the whole kitchen!
Hey. - What?
Can't you break this apart and rearrange with matching colours?
You brats!
I'm telling this to the three of you.
Look at me.
I'm getting old.
Nah!
Instead of sending me to work,
can't any of you go to work and look after this family?
If we go to work, won't we be looking after our families?
Your family is your responsibility, Mr Pathrose!
Hey, listen,
there's a car parked outside. See what it is.
Is it from the bank?!
Aha! Our aunty is so fast! Look, she has come to get you.
Uncle has a thug look, doesn't he?
Are you alive?
It's good that you guys came.
We were planning to come and drop him there for a few days.
Great!
We have come here to drop someone as well!
Who's that?
It's been a year and three months
since your mother has been living with us!
If you add three more months, it will be one and a half years.
That has a ring to it.
We were planning to bring her back after that.
Solve the puzzle! - How can I?!
Has he gone nuts again?!
Hasn't he got any better?
Isn't everything better for him here?
Brother- in- law, don't you have any decency?
No.
The 'dropping her back' thing is already three months expired.
Enough of your vacation! Your mom will stay here with you now.
Are these kids still around?
Uff! Here she is!
Hah! When did you wake up from the drain?
How did you know?
It was viral in all the WhatsApp groups around Vypin.
How will I miss it then?
Where? Show me?
Where's grandma?
Will your grandma travel in my car, huh?
She's on her way, with all her stuff on a lorry!
I remember having drinks on the terrace...
What I remember then is having beef from some shop...
I was in my courtyard when I returned to my senses.
My dear, do you have any idea who I am?
Yes, I do.
Hence, lend me a thousand bucks. I have some things to do.
I don't have any money.
Listen, you...
Hey,
Grandma is going to take over your room.
Give this to your mother. - Do you have any money?
Duh?! Can't you go for some work?
Work? Me? Pfft!
Let me go and reclaim my room first.
Don't forget to give that chain to your mother.
Get lost!
What a tight knot! Who tied it like this?
Oh! It was me?!
Where are you taking all these?
Aha!
Yours is the only attached bedroom in this house, right?
So? - Where else can I keep it?
Hey, hold on.
Your grandma has arthritis.
So, from now on, you have to look after her.
You may go.
Are you not getting off, Grandma?
I will get off only after my belongings rightly reach my room.
Happy now?
Eh? Your room?! - Yeah!
Listen Brother-in-law,
your mom's blood sugar is a little high. Please do take care.
Jesus!
Mummy has got blood sugar?!
Not sure about your Mummy,
but my mother-in-law indeed has got high blood sugar!
Mummy?! - Hey Jose,
why can't you look after her yourself?
That sounds perfect, Bro-in-law.
Brother-in-law! Stop kidding and come here.
Show me your head.
Go ahead, Mummy.
What the hell is this? A parade?!
Walk fast, you morons!
'THE PROGENY OF PATHROSE'
"Full-on! Full-on!"
"What a full-on family!"
Why are you staring?
Didn't you like me?
"What a full-on family!"
"Everybody in the house"
"Give it up once family"
"In this shore of Vypin"
"Inside Pathrose's house"
"Heads knock and hit and tangle On and on"
"In this irky corner"
See, ants are marching there.
"Of this crappy manor"
"What more comes For Pops and goofy boys!"
"A high voltage granny Who does hooking in a jiffy"
"And a frivolous trio Who dodges her ammo"
"The army comes a cropper Before the house improper"
"This is Pathrose’s full-on tale"
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
Amen!
"full-on! full-on!"
Have you seen 'Money Heist?'
I'm the Professor in it.
Who's there? - YOU!
Give me my banana bunch!
Let go of my hand! - Oh-no! My banana!
"What a full-on family!"
"full-on! full-on!"
"What a full-on family!"
Bro...
Where are you going with that grandpa?
A snake bit this bro. I'm taking him to the hospital.
Have no fear, bro.
We're starting the match. Come quick.
Let me drop him and come. - Okay, make it fast.
Should we wait for him?
They didn't take him, referred to Medical Trust hospital.
Will you be back soon?
What is this? A coffin box?!
He's no more.
He couldn't fight off with the snake!
Let me play now. You sit there.
The house at the fourth turning from here. People have gathered there.
Love all!
Bingo!
Should I do a Minus?
"Outward eyes find us ill; But"
"Amidst wayward kids, you find Pathrose chill"
"Stories might be nuts But days are no worryguts"
"They are this locale’s model family"
Where are you off to?
I've got a small match.
"Conflicts and clashes, forever"
"Troubles might come, however"
"No thing gets this family!"
"Everybody, everyday Keep it on style"
"Never back down Never let your family down"
"We are all fights and fists"
"But we are one family"
If you could return at least a quarter
of all the love I have for you
you would've loved me wholeheartedly,
with the remaining three quarters!
Bravo!
Can't you stop calculating and just propose in simple Malayalam?
"Here we go, Let's sing it again"
"full-on! full-on!"
"What a full-on family!"
"full-on! full-on!"
"What a full-on family!"
Jolly... - Yes.
Will you take some fresh sea squid?
No, thanks.
Indian mackerel! - I don't want.
Not rotten, it's fresh fish!
Get lost, man!
Go reverse!
I have got first-class prawns, will you take some?
Oh-no, man!
Will you take some dried prawns?
Of course! Give me some! Keep bringing fresh items like this!
"In this irky corner"
"Of this crappy manor"
"What more comes For Pops and goofy boys!"
Aarghh!
I can't even peacefully go to the loo!
Can't you see me lying here? Ugh!
For what on earth are you lying here? To guard me?!
Stop blabbing and see my spine!
Get the hell out of here, you buffoon!
I knew that they would have only
these rubbish veggies for appetizers!
That's why I brought this with me.
Dried sole fish!
Dried sole fish is excellent with brandy!
Ammu... - Yes, I'm coming.
I'll be back in a moment.
Neenu, madam! On your Sunday best, huh?
Hello!
Hey, you devil, Neenu!
Looks plain. It's rent, isn't it?
What's the matter with you, Grandma?!
Hey...
That old hag is driving me nuts!
Vacate her immediately from the house.
Otherwise, you'll have to cremate her and my corpse together!
I wish I had a grandmother like her!
Then, do one thing,
take his grandmother home with you for a few days.
Then both your wishes will be granted.
Listen, just because I said dramatic dialogue to pacify him,
don't impose that nasty old hag on my head!
How long have I been bored listening to this veil- girl?
I...
Why hasn't the buffet reached us yet?
Go and get us three buffets!
What nonsense are you saying, Grandma?
How can someone bring a buffet to you?
Why can't you?!
People are listening. Will you keep quiet?
Go and get me.
Moideen?!
Paying no heed!
Eh?!
Sa...
Sa... Sa... Sa...
Sathya!
"The powerful Asura"
"The ferocious Asura"
"Ravana... O Ravana"
"O the ten- headed Ravana"
Kurup...
"The powerful Asura"
"The ferocious Asura"
"Ravana... O Ravana"
"O the ten-headed Ravana"
My happy married life! - Thank you
Hello.
Eh?
But why?! - Here...
Sathya and his generosity!
Live a long and happy married life. - Thank you.
How's life, Kuriakose?
How's your fishing?
Thanks to fish in the sea and Martina in New Zealand,
life's all good.
Will you have a peg? - Nuh-uh!
I don't drink such crappy rum.
Of course! - Since when?!
You used to tipple all the rotten liquor with us.
That's mere 90's history now.
There is one thing I have not understood till now.
What's that, man?
Despite my charm and glamour,
why doesn't Ammu like me?
Arun, there's no point in chasing girls voicing your love.
They must feel it.
What all problems do you have?
Here, I've no peace of mind.
No! No! Don't drink more!
If you drink more, you'll pass out. - Get lost.
Have you seen your nose in the mirror, Arun?
What's wrong with my nose?
Isn't it a great nose?!
Dude? - What?!
You just had a break-up, right?
But I see no grief in you.
One should always mourn after a break- up or what?
I have got a hundred problems,
and I'm going crazy.
I'll kill someone today!
I'll kill you today, you bloody clown! - Oh-no! Sathya!
I'll make this wedding spot a mourning ground!
If you don't have his photo, take one now!
Click the photo, man! - Oh-no! Don't click.
I was kidding. Didn't you understand?
Make way! Make way! Let him kill peacefully.
I'll show you my real face! - Give him space!
HEY, MAN!
Let Kuriakose uncle go!
Kill me if you want.
What happened? Can't you believe your ears?
Sathya!
Jesus!
YOU!
Tony is about to get stabbed by him!
That's alright.
Tomorrow, he won't even remember where he was stabbed!
Haven't you been holding this knife for quite some time now?
Aren't you killing me?
Are you not scared?!
Why?
Knife! Sathya!
I'm not at all scared.
Kurup? - Yes.
Get him a peg.
A peg?!
For him?! - He's happy now.
Eww!
No one needs to worry anymore.
I'm no longer required when someone so brave is here.
Yes. - Why can't you leave then?!
Dear, wish you a happy marriage.
Best wishes.
He's my son.
Hello. I'm Kurup. Glad to meet you.
Sathya bro, I'm bored of eating Al Faham daily.
Can we have a buffet today?
I have warned you several times not to drink and do such charades.
There's nothing to worry about.
He didn't get my joke, and I didn't get his. That's all.
In the middle of so- called jokes, didn't you cry for help?
So, you were here!
And all I had was Tony to help me!
You gobble up my food, right?
Half of its gratitude would have been enough to save me.
Shame on you!
Come, girl.
Once he is sober, tell him that I want to meet him.
I'll show you what stabbing looks like!
I'll chop off your willy!
His damn guzzle!
Hey! Hey!
What the hell were you doing? Do you know who he is?
Daddy, right?
Please continue eating!
Why does everything look alike?
What do you really feel when you drink?
Keep quiet.
How can I talk when I keep quiet?!
What's the matter?
I was waiting for you, Chettayi (elder brother).
'Chettayi'?!
Aha! Someone's got a tea packet and carrot farm in his hand!
They kicked you out of the house, didn't they?
I knew they would oust you like they did with me!
But from now on, you are a free bird like me.
Come on, leave.
The globetrotter is here!
I was busy solving plantation workers' problems in Munnar,
when you called me for silly family issues.
Haven't I told you to not call me like that?
Which fish for lunch today? - Pink Perch.
We can't let Tony go like this.
He barely escaped Sathya's knife yesterday.
I also have got involved in many brawls.
But I've never encountered such a knife incident.
Losing senses after booze is our family tradition.
Hello?! Who says so?
None of us loses sense like that.
What was your grandfather's problem?
After drinking, he had no sense.
One day when he was loaded, he tried to molest my sister.
And then?!
Then what! I kicked the crap out of him.
Alas! He had been bedridden since then!
Had a slight twitch on the morning of his death.
Poor fellow!
Sony, you go and drop him at the tile company in Ollur.
Stop it. Her bloody tile company!
Her only solution for almost everything!
I'm going to get tickets and send him to Dubai.
As if some job is awaiting him there! Duh!
Dad, why do you want to send him away now?
Can't you tolerate him living in peace?
Shall I tell you something? - Tell me, Mummy.
Let's take him to that priest's retreat centre in Udayamperoor.
No need! No need! - What?!
Yes, she's got the point. - Of course!
Let's send him to the retreat centre.
The retreat would help him to get rid of his drinking habits.
It will knock some sense into him as well.
Hey, you devil, Neenu... - Yes?
Come here, my dear. Where's my brown book?
From this, get me Udayamperoor priest's...
Did you dial? - Here you go.
Hello, Father.
Tell me, Grandma.
Praise to Jesus.
I have a grandson... NO! Don't say anything, Father.
I'm sending him there right away!
You must bring him to the right path.
How can I deny you, Grandma?
Send him to me.
I'll make him a better person and send him back.
Alright. Catch you later.
O merciful God!
Everything is set.
Now send him to the retreat centre as early as possible.
What? Retreat?! I won't go!
Eh?!
You will go! Better do what I say!
If you are that keen, you go with grandma for the retreat.
What?! - What?
If I see him here when I come back,
I'll burn you alive.
Finally, one trouble will be sorted!
Why call me from Munnar and burn me alive?
Did I poke in someone's eye?
Do one thing,
take that car and drop him off in the retreat centre immediately.
Whose car?!
We may not have one, but our neighbours do.
Say what? I won't go to the retreat.
It's all because of you, Grandma!
Get me the stick.
Uff! Such a demon!
What's wrong, Sathya?
Didn't you like our regular biriyani?
It's not that, Kurup.
Who's he? - Which 'he'?
I mean, the guy at the wedding.
Where did he come from?
I found a young me in him.
I got terrified.
There was something zealous in his eyes.
I couldn't stare at his eyes for too long.
That's why I scooted from there right away.
Let's find out.
Okay then, I'll have it.
Eh? Oh-no!
Look! Him!
I'm not him!
Stop him. - Catch him.
Stop there!
Step up the car!
Don't let go of him. - What the hell are they doing?
Are they going to rub biriyani in our eyes?
Stop there! - Get off.
Get off. Sathya is waiting for you! - Gotcha!
You go, get beaten up and come back.
How silly! - Are you asking him to leave?!
Where are you going, kiddo?
To Udayamperoor, for the retreat.
Why give up your valour going for some retreat?
Did you eat anything, dear?
No, I'll eat something from there.
They will have only veggies there.
Hey, man!
Get a 40 rupee- biriyani for him. - Give him.
Bring it fast.
Give him.
Thank you.
Eat only quality food from now onwards. Okay?
Sathya has a special affection for you.
May cancer never touch you. - Buh-bye!
Get biriyani for us as well.
Will you have? - Get them two more biriyanis, fast.
Why?!
Okay, okay.
How's the business?
It's in flying colours!
Oh! We know that you're penniless!
See, this 40 plus 40 plus 40 is...
Rupees 120 in total! - Uh-oh! 120!
He's becoming a spendthrift day by day!
Perfect parking.
Handbrake...
Neutral...
Aren't you coming?
We're not here to drop the kid at the nursery, right?
Go, ditch him, and come!
I know about your problems. - Here he goes!
You should spend a few days here.
That will widen your thought process.
Like the elastic of our undergarments.
Slowly, you will be able to find your "Illuminati!"
I was at the peak of my happiness there.
Where? At our home? - Yeah!
I'll be facing troubles here.
How about a trip to Shaktan Thampuran's palace in Trissur?
There's a Pathrose waiting for me at Vypin with gas cylinder,
to burn me alive!
Please stay here for at least two days.
If it's hard, adjust for a third day,
by then the retreat will be over!
For registration? - Yes.
Fill up this form. - Hey, fill it.
What's your name?
Tony Pathrose.
Your name? - Sidharth.
Umm, no... Sony.
Oh... you fill out a form as well.
Eh?! Why, bro? Sorry, Father?
That's because...
um... like parents...
Aren't you, his brother? - Yes.
We do this when parents don't come along.
Oh, why not!
Take right, then turn left to the retreat hall.
Hey, right, left!
Take this as well.
You please accompany him.
Should I give my Goan name?
No, the common one is enough.
Eh?
The common name. - Oh.
Tony Pathrose... - Registration, right?
You go in.
This place feels pale.
This is no resort, but a retreat centre.
Tony Pathrose.
Aren't you Sony?
Do you know him?
You can call me that as well.
Sony Pathrose. - Sony Pathrose.
But Father,
why did you send that guy's brother inside?
Oh, that is... - Father...
I'm sending one more person along with him.
He's the madcap of the family.
Send him back only after making him attend your retreat!
Father, this is the plan I made.
Grandma,
we have good priests here who can handle his madcapery!
Send him to us.
There's something else-- - I don't have time. Bye.
So, both of you, go in.
But isn't it me who should go? Can't my brother leave?
No, your brother should enter too.
You can sit for a while and see how it works.
Also, he will have some company.
Won't you be tired from the travel?
Ahhh...
Okay. So, what's your name, Father?
Joby.
Fr. Joby.
Go fast. Support your brother.
You can enter.
The chief priest is about to come. Go in, fast.
Come, I'll drop you and come.
Give some more fish...
Beans... - Can you name this fish?
Trevally! - Oh Jesus...
He is blowing spit bubbles on that food.
Eh?
But it's tasty, isn't it?
Eww!
If any of you have any sort of hatred, spite or grudge for anyone,
you should end it before dusk.
I think I'm trapped here.
Are you figuring that out now?
When did you get it?
When we signed at the Registration!
Shucks! - No parents...
will ever cheat their kids.
Father, I've something to say.
I've ended here because my parents tricked me.
I came here to drop off my brother.
But they cheated and trapped me in here!
Should we force people to attend a retreat?
Only I can understand my peace of mind, right?
Father, give me an answer.
Uhh...ummm...
Father has no answer. Checkmate!
You should meet me after this. Now, sit down.
My dear people,
this is a unique case.
No, Father. It isn't.
Sorry, what?
I've the same issues. - Who's she?
My parents sent me here saying I can learn hand drum.
Hand drubbing?!
Hand drum. Music instrument.
See, what's happening here?
You should also meet me after this. - For what?
Father, can we both come together?
No.
She will come first. You come and meet me tomorrow.
Okay? One more thing,
the Holy Spirit is revealing to me that some of you haven't surrendered
three liquor bottles and six mobile phones.
Please give it to us quickly.
Or else, grace will be obstructed.
I'm working on a book...
After its completion, and release,
everything I have to tell this world will be done.
What's your book about?
'Toxic relationships and its traumatic impacts.'
That's the topic it deals with.
Oh!
But, see, Sony...
A time when everyone thinks, each one is an equal,
I think that's not possible.
Yes.
It's us who should show the directions for our predecessors.
Isn't there Google Map to show direction?
Google Map will not help in a relationship.
Shall we go somewhere?
Where?
To a place, devoid of chains
where no one will control us.
Oh God! Isn't that the place I went to?
Are you in?
Yes, I'm in.
Oh Jesus!
Please don't let me fall for temptations!
Tony,
Where are you off to?
Why are you here, Father?
I have part time gospel preaching here.
Oh, nice. - Then,
how's the retreat?
I've never attended such a crappy retreat in my life before.
You look so changed, Tony.
It's the devil, who's making you talk like this.
Who's up there? - It's fine. Don't worry.
You will be totally changed,
after you attend this retreat.
You will become a responsible person.
By the way, I'll introduce you to our chief priest.
Why?
He has the ability to catch devils. C'mon.
Is that necessary? - Look, here he comes!
This is what we call God's grace! - Why's his hair like that?
Father, don't trip on the cassock.
Praised be Jesus Christ! - Forever and ever!
Praised be Cheese Christ.
It's not 'Cheese Christ', but 'Jesus Christ.'
Who's this? - Father, he was my classmate, Tony.
Someone with such a youthful vibe.
Looks like a decent guy.
No, Father. He is a dud.
Oh! - To speak of his family,
I've never ever in my priesthood seen such a twisted family!
He's kidding.
And you know his brother, Sony.
Oh, that retorter! - Yes.
Are they our grandma's guys?
That explains a lot! I'm well aware of their family history.
This guy doesn't go to work, drinks too much,
woos girls, - Jojo!
You don't chase girls?
Ignore wooing girls, Father.
Seems like he stopped it. - Thank God!
Didn't you hear him calling me by name?
You should take care of him.
Only you can handle him.
Is he that tough?
It's too much for me to swallow.
You may leave, Jojo. I'll take care of this.
Tony, you are doomed!
Do you know how alligators' grab?
No.
I grab people like that. Once caught, won't let them go.
Did you understand? - Father Jojo was lying.
He doesn't lie. C'mon, Dhony, walk.
It's Tony. - Whatever! C'mon, walk.
Since you are grandma's kid, you can eat from the rectory today.
Eat minimally.
Tempered Tapioca!
Be seated.
Did anyone start before me?
No, Father. - Good.
C'mon, sit.
Shall we pray?
Shucks! One more to the table!
Oh graceful God...
Father!
Can't catch a break! What's it?
His brother and that girl are missing!
Oh God! Not even letting me have a bite!
What are you looking at? Go, search.
Fr. Plathottam, search the west side.
Father, you check upstairs.
Father Lahel, take them and check the garden!
Check under the bridge as well.
Where are you going, Father?
Going to search. - They will take care of that.
You keep the food safe from the cat. Sit there!
Come.
Keep that apple there!
Are you happy now, keeping that burden right on my head?
Star-crossed fellow!
Come, peacebreaker!
Father, can't see anybody here.
Father Lahel, how's it going?
I can't. I'm fed up.
Did you check under the bridge?
They are not here.
Hey, sexton!
They are not here!
Father Thaddeus?
Isn't anybody here?
Father...
He was here before. But gone now.
Checked everywhere. No results. - Not there, too.
Did you check everywhere? - Yes, Father?
Are you sure? - Yes.
Yes. We looked everywhere. - If that's the case,
then let's check the CCTV in my room.
Why didn't you tell us this before?
I forgot.
Are you a part of this?
Praised be Jesus Christ!
There!
Here they come.
Are they circling?!
Wall... they climbed... no, jumped!
Aw- Shucks!
Jesus Christ! - Oh, Lord!
What's it, Father?
Exhausted from missing meals on time!
Me too.
What happened?
I'll take off this cassock and give you.
Sit here, wearing that.
Ugh!
Came here to get better, duh!
Come on, move! - Go.
I'm famished!
Draw it properly!
Correct!
If you cross this line, I'll break your bones and boil them!
Grandma is mad.
Didn't I throw you out of the house?
Then why the hell did you come back with a pair?
I'm not that keen to come back here. - Then who's keen? Me?!
I thought you might want to throw a party for the neighbours.
A party?!
How's it going? Is it over?
Nah. Talks still going on...
How's this seat? Comfortable? - Oh, yes.
Pah! Get up!
This is my usual spot.
Shameless, huh? Bloody!
You continue. - Sony...
Had known this would happen there, I would've come along!
Considering your qualifications,
I think you will get a better option.
Are you sure?
Who's this guy?
He's my childhood friend, you know.
Not our type.
Working class. The kind of guy who goes for work.
His mother will call him now.
Hey, Sibi... - See, like I said.
Haven't I warned you to keep away from that awful family?
Who are you calling awful? We were converted from elite Nairs!
What's on her head? A donut?
Watch the line!
What rubbish!
Are you okay, baby?
Why are they standing here? Didn't you invite them home?
Home?
We'll give them a grand welcome, pfft!
O, God! Why is not even a scratch befalling them!?
Tony, the girl seems like a stoner!
What? - Did you see her take any?
Isn't it evident from her looks?
Oh, that's how it is then... - Watch the canal.
Why are we listening to these dirty curses?
Come with me. Let's go to my space.
Let me ask last time.
Keep the line. - Daddy,
this is your last chance.
What?
Shall we come in?
Get lost! - Shut up!
What?!
How can you say that, old junkie?
You made me hear that as well!
No baby, no more begging.
Don't cry. - Go inside.
I said, so inside!
Mom, hit him!
I'll kill you with my stick today! - Hit him! Hit him!
Hop in.
Scram with your bloody bullet and girl to Himalaya.
Hey lady...
What? - Off to the forest?
No, to the fair! Are you coming?
Do you have enough fuel?
What are you waiting for? Disperse.
Will invite all for the next wedding.
Seems like some demon has infested our family!
Then it might be the 'demon' who came recently!
Who's that?
It's you, Mother! Come.
Let me wash my sins off!
[In regional accent] "The ocean of Lord Krishna's mercy..."
Bro, come on, bro.
Just one thousand...
Bro!
Greetings, bro!
Why here?
I decided to make her feel my love, as you suggested.
I'm going to tattoo her name on my hand.
Hello. - Tattoo?!
Bro, come. I'll ink nicely.
Don't you have anything better to do?
A sticker would be enough.
I want to show her what real love is.
She'll feel it on knowing how much pain I endured for her!
Yes, bro. The feel!
Can you ink a lion?
I can even ink an antlion!
100 percent guarantee, bro.
This is not how you should make her feel.
Don't touch that. - Then tell me how.
That I don't know.
You go ahead.
We won't come with you if you get that tattoo...
What's this, bro? Aren't you getting one?
Can't you see us discussing?
There's a big queue.
What queue? Only four people, right?
I missed the count, bro.
He has been wooing her for a while now.
Did any of you help him?
Arun, get that tattoo.
I'll stand by you.
Come bro, else the auspicious time will pass.
Ammu...
Ammu is trending now, bro.
Uhmm...mmm...
How much will this cost?
Just a thousand rupees, bro.
Thousand rupees?! We are in only for a lesser rate.
Lesser rate... there's one for 300.
Yes, 300 is fine. - That's good.
But it will hurt like hell.
Oh- no! I'll take the thousand rupees one.
Thousand. That's great. Fixed!
Come on, bro. - Why?!
Chinnali, the Chinese nets are about to be pulled. Go there!
Please be seated.
Looks like a Chemistry lab!
O gosh!
Bro, bite this wooden block hard, to tolerate the pain.
This one? - Bite tight.
Hey, is there no discount?
No discount, brother.
Next time.
Don't eat that.
Such a fair and smooth hand!
Stay strong, bro.
No pain.
OUCH! O MY MOTHER!!!
That's true love, bro! True love!
OW!
Mummy...
Ammu...
Show me your hand.
Okay, hide it.
Anyway, looks splendid.
Hope she doesn't go crazy seeing this.
[Goat bleats]
Eh?!
What's this, a tahr in the bus?
What's down?
Come, there's a goat in the bus.
Ugh!
Who the hell tied this goat in the bus?
Didn't I tie the goat in this bus?
Hey, dude, can't you take this in an auto?
Will you pay the auto charge of 750 rupees?
Hey, come on, get out. Get out of the bus.
I'm an American- Indian citizen!
Neither me nor my goat will leave. Let me see what you can do!
At least throw those leaves away. - She's here.
How dare you mess with Palluruthy Subair!
He's scooting? That fear is much needed!
You are so positive. Good god! What's this?
Did you buy this bus?
What's this?
Surprise!
This is not the highlight.
Come on, show her!
Ammu!
Aren't you shocked?
What's your intention?
To make you feel his love.
How's it?
I've been tolerating this for a while.
Next time we meet, erase this, and that!
Or else, I'll complain to Pink police!
Hey, how much for that tattoo?
1000 rupees. There was one for 300, but- -
I'll give you one... - Argh!
Come.
Bye.
Let's have falooda from Kamala bakery.
Have you ever seen her this angry?
No.
Me neither.
Wipe that as quickly as possible.
One on the bus is fine, what will I do with my hand?
Let's chop your hand off!
Didn't I warn you not to ink?
No!
Will this bus reach Chellanam before my goat gives birth?
Should I drive or what?
I'm coming! - Then get in, you moron!
[Mellow music from the phone speaker]
"Listen to the unblemished sorrows..."
Oh god! Did the wedding happen?
Then you are saved from showing the tattoo.
"...our Virgin Mother...♪
Father...
How's the prospective groom?
This alliance also won't work. - What happened?
That guy's parents are vegetarians!
Crappy family!
Look, I woke up early and made all these dishes.
They didn't even touch one!
Denying the fish served by Kuriakose is like,
dumping the caught fish back to the sea.
No! I won't give my girl to a bloody vegetarian!
Why are you hurrying, Father?
You will get a handsome, virtuous,
and full- sleeved guy for Ammu!
Then why the hurry burry?
Oh- no!
What happened?
Let me inform them at the earliest
that this marriage won't happen.
Ouch! I knocked my knee!
Guys, feast yourselves!
Since you guys come regularly after every matchmaking, nothing's wasted.
Else, this would've gone to beggars!
Those are dishes worth 4000 rupees.
Huh! Have them.
C'mon, eat!
Should we eat this, facing these insults?
You might be insulted,
but for me, having them is a matter of pride!
Why should I feel insulted alone?
Hey, is grandma home?
This fish fry is for her.
Do you love hearing an earful from my Mom?!
Did you wipe it off?
Why are you getting mad?
Yes, he did.
Show her!
See.
How come this?
That's a long story, dear!
What will we do?
Should I run off? Save me, God!
Bhai, what will we do about this?
Bro...
There's one solution.
Everyone does this when they get screwed up.
What about changing this Ammu to...
Amma (mother)?
That's cool. Do that.
That's great.
Where's that wooden block?
There's no wooden block. The last customer took it away.
Adjust with your finger this time.
Bhai, you mentioned about a discount last time.
How could you ask for a discount on 'mother'?
Get up and leave!
Don't laugh, bro!
Mother is god, bro!
It's over, bro.
Get lost!
You're like my mother.
Ugh! Bug off!
If you dare approach me with such nasty tricks...
Hey, you should come with me to University tomorrow,
to collect my certificate.
I can't come.
My backbone will break riding that long! - C'mon!
And I've got a lot of work to do.
What work? Don't you sit idle the whole day?
You...
you take him with you.
Phew! Not him!
You should come.
King fish, prawns, green chromide...
Come, let's eat. - teapoy... fork...
She doesn't even have the tiniest feeling for me!
Arun, don't be disheartened.
This is how it works.
Girls who act tough are who fall head over heels later.
Tony...
I...I'm not interested... listen
I'm not interested in marrying her to you.
Try to understand what I'm saying.
The thing is... - You bloody veggie prick!
Hey, come fast. - It's the groom's family.
The groom's family.
Hey, Lijo... you also come.
Get lost, you bloody vegan!
Hop in. - What's it, Dad?
Police nabbed Bony again!
Sir, you should definitely stop by - Okay.
See you later.
How are things? Will teacher come anytime soon?
She's on her way.
What is taking her this long?
What are you murmuring? - N... nothing.
Aren't you sad about your son being guilty?
That phase of sadness has passed, Sir.
Now we are in that phase of getting him out.
You mugger! Why are you standing there?
Shouldn't you be here? Go stand over there!
No, Sir. Dad and I came to get him out.
Is that so?
Sir, can you switch on that fan?
Too many mosquitoes.
I think of burning my mother-in-law's
room every time I'm here! Where's Mom's Benz?
What took you so long?
Our cat swallowed the cooker whistle! I was running behind that.
Do you get the whistle back? - No cat, no whistle!
Good afternoon, teacher. - The right leg first!
Teacher, do you know what they did?
No. - They stole 150 banana shoots.
That too from my home! - Uh- oh!
How bold they should be to do that!
We never thought police would nab us over banana shoots!
Yes, I will!
I'll find out even if a stapler pin goes missing in my station limit.
Where's that photo?
I've brought it.
Oh, you weren't asking for my photo!
Yes, stamped right on his forehead!
Let it stay here.
People should keep away, seeing him.
Oh, Jesus!
Teacher...
Sir, don't make him a 'Wanted Criminal.'
He's a kid I can't give up on.
They stole the shoots my father valued over his own eyes.
And it's hard to ignore your request as well, teacher.
Ok. Let's do one thing.
I'll release only him.
Let others stay here.
I can use them to get the banana shoots home.
Hey, come here!
If you commit another crime...
don't make me speak more! Bug off!
Does he become taller?
Pathrose, I don't have time to visit police station over and over again.
People will think I'm still here for beating my mother- in- law.
Lock him somewhere! - Teacher...
Let me buy you a cup of tea. - Yes.
They have good banana fritters. - Fricking fritters!
After getting back I've to cut open the cat and get my whistle back!
Let me leave, then.
See you soon. - Thank you.
Get going.
Dad...
Yes... - Shall we have some fritters, then?
You...!
Tony, get your bike.
His fritters, pfft!
Will deal the rest at home!
Hop in!
Move!
How will I go?
Why didn't you go with your mother?
I thought you had another work.
Start the bike.
Else we will be fined for triple!
Shall I leave then?
Go slowly; my helmet has no strap.
Let me stop the police then.
Halt, halt.
What's it?
Sir, can you give me a lift?
Need to act people- friendly, huh! Get in.
Don't pull the people- friendly card with me.
I'm Sheela teacher's son!
Are you?!
Then stay here.
We will go. Get going.
I should see you under that tree when I come back!
How long have I been waiting here like a bump on a log?
Get me something to eat.
Get going. - Tony!
Hold on! - Who's this?
I got you, man!
He's my friend.
Why are you here?
I... Why are you here?
I work here as an assistant professor. See, the marker pen.
What do you do?
I have no job yet. On job hunting now...
How long will you mooch off your parents?
Nice to see you anyway.
My wedding is next month.
Anyway, you're jobless.
So, join us two or three days before the date.
Let me go. I need to take her to the doctor.
Who's she?
This is my wife. She's pregnant.
Sorry, no time. The doctor may leave. Bye.
Okay then. All the best for the wedding. - Thank you.
Watch your marker pen!
You douchebag!
Get going.
Hey.
I wanted to ask you something.
I heard that you had a break- up. Is it true?
You have all the information! Who broadcasts news to you?
I'll know everything. - Tell me if you had or not.
Don't ask me about it. I'm not too fond of that topic.
Come on! It's me. Tell me.
She ditched you, right?
She didn't ditch me.
I gave her up.
Why?
She was a nice girl.
I don't have a job yet, right?
I didn't want her to ruin her life being with me. So, I ended it.
Don't you have anything else to discuss?
So, you know you're all messed up, don't you?
Then, try to improve yourself.
Why can't you go for a job?
So, the next girl in your life will stay forever.
Girl? In my life?!
Don't think that you can escape from the treat.
I'll only leave after filling myself with Mandi!
[Sony singing 'Pag Ghungroo Baandh']
Wow!
Thanks. - Excellent!
[Continues singing]
Isn't that Sony?
Nah! It seems like a photoshoot.
SONY!
[In Hindi] Hang on a second. Who the hell?!
Interruption! - Hindered the practice.
You all carry on.
[Singing intensifies]
Where did you both go?
[In Malayalam] I had to collect a certificate.
Did you get it?
Why are you here?
[In Hindi] This is...
This is my world, my music, my everything!
Let me talk to a friend and come.
There are too many secret things in between girls.
What is that? A flying carpet?
Bro, we have ghazal night tonight.
Is that why you are sitting here at high noon under the blazing sun?
We're practicing.
Are you insane?
Why can't you take a room and practice there?
Have Mr. Pathrose booked a room for me in Marriott, huh?!
Don't try to contain me.
What's the matter? Won't you let me sleep?
I called you to say something important.
What's your take on me marrying Tony?
Well, he's jobless.
He will sort it out gradually.
But who is Tony?
He was caught with about one hundred and fifty banana shoots.
That too, from SI's house!
What interests him in the agricultural field?
Why can't he try robbing a bank?
If so, the reputation of our home would have skyrocketed!
Spoiled it all!
You can try too. Even you have got a sneaky look.
And look at you! The epitome of virtue and morality!
Where's your wife? - She's partying at Arambol in Goa.
Let's go!
Won't you come home for Christmas?
Since Jesus' birthday, Christmas
and Ghazal Night, fall on the same date,
I'm unsure if I can.
Can Christmas be postponed?
Mr Ismail Malabari? Come, join with us!
Be there in a sec! Be there in a sec!
And the stick?! - Give me.
Enough fiddling around. Hop in.
"They witnessed the glorious light and reached Bethlehem"
"The golden figure of the King of kings"
Argh! Any of you demons go, get that door.
I need to take a leak.
Mummy, see Daddy's tummy.
Aarghh!
Why do you have to gulp down so much food from a wedding?
My dear, get some hot water for me.
What a pain! Can't you leave me in peace for a second?
Isn't it for your beloved Dad, my dear?
Only for you, Dad, never for Mom!
Grandma, you can go to the toilet now.
You didn't open the door when I asked you.
That spoiled my mood.
Eh! This wasn't closed?!
Damn cat! - The groom and bride were average, right?
But the food was great, right, Mummy?
Awesome food!
The next wedding in our house would be Tony's, isn't it?
I hope he gets a suitable bride.
And then, I'll have a blast here!
Long odds!
Why?
After all, he's your son!
Then, what about this person lying here? Has he got no role in it?
But he's my son, right? - See, the 'son' is here!
Why are you ignoring me?
How was the wedding?
A dull one! - Is it?
We saw Sony on our way back home. - Wow! Sweets?!
So?!
Nothing. I was just informing you.
Yeah! Give her!
I'll make sure you eat it!
Mummy's blood sugar and pressure rise
because you keep feeding her these junks.
Then I have to run behind it!
Who are you to run?
Usain Bolt?!
It is the first Christmas after our eldest son's wedding.
Alas! Both he and his wife are not here!
At least, let's marry Tony to a suitable girl.
What about Cicily's daughter from Chellanam?
No.
I made that mistake once.
She is perfect for him.
In that case, I can happily die eating sweets.
Thank me. I set her up with you! - Is she thunderstruck or what?
Let me take your leave. I need to prepare the Christmas crib.
Okay
Tony, see you in the church at night.
Are you happy now?!
Worry not. She won't continue with you for more than a month.
I'm coming! Coming!
You don't need to come. Bring the cotton, that's all.
Why are you so lost in thoughts in the churchyard?
Don't let Jesus know about this!
Is this going to work out?
Or will we end up eating these bread loaves for a week?
Lijo...
I have a doubt. - What's it?
A friend of ours, it's a girl.
There seems to be a difference in her behaviour lately.
Who's that friend?
I'll tell you her name later.
What is the difference between love and friendship?
You and Lakshmi were in a relationship, right?
Listen,
take one of your hair, tear it into seven,
and look at one of the strands.
The difference between love and friendship is that slim.
Cut to the chase, please.
I mean,
There's a huge difference in a look of love and a look of friendship.
The way she looks at her lover,
her body language, everything will change.
The same happens with us boys too.
Men like you will think that is your swag.
Not at all!
So that's it!
Or she would have argued then.
Who?
Ammu. - AMMU?!
Then what about Arun?!
That's only a doubt, not confirmed.
Then it's alright. - Are they confessing?
Hey, you blockhead!
Get lost, man!
Aha! Are you chilling there below the flag post?
Come and roll these papers. - Let me deal with him.
Aren't we writing 'bread' on every paper?
You lazybones!
How dare you mock me?!
Why can't you do these on your own?
Don't you know that I've got asthma?
I know. I'm Chellanam AEO's son!
Take off that cotton swab from my nose!
Hey, David, Mr. President... - Yes.
How's your spin wheel business?
It's flourishing. No coupons left.
Tony,
Hi, Father Jojo.
What's up?
You seem happier than Saint Joseph on the birth of Jesus.
Behave yourself.
Father, is it wrong to fall in love?
I'll give you one tight slap!
How many break- ups have you had so far?
He's still so desperate for love!
Who fell into your trap?
Hold this.
What is this?!
Did you pull off the fuse from the church?
Father, move aside with that beard of yours.
Let me enjoy some romance!
It's alright!
You come to the next community gathering for free snacks!
I'll see you then!
"The fire you’ve kindled Is burning inside me"
"While missing you, It spreads fiercely over my soul"
"The fire you’ve kindled Is burning inside me"
"While missing you, It spreads fiercely over my soul"
"You are my girl"
"The treasure I longed for"
The power is back!
"You are blushing"
"O the river of love!"
"These two eyes"
"Bloomed in love today"
"And they seek nothing more but you"
"Bless me once with your smile"
"The fire you’ve kindled Is burning inside me"
"While missing you, It spreads fiercely over my soul"
'Bread.'
'Ha- Ha! Bread!'
"Listening to the whistling breeze"
"I hummed to its rhythm"
"And you read my love from the song"
"On the shores of The jasmine- scented nights"
"While we walk together like a dream"
"You accepted my love, my blossom"
"Without ever fading from my eyes"
"Now you are a shadow next to me"
"Any Paradise bestowed to me"
"I don't exist there without you"
"O my pretty girl, My sweetheart"
Happy Christmas.
Hey! Tony! - Our boy!
Where have you been?
Where were you, man?
Why do you always look so glum?
C'mon! Cheer up!
Let's rock.
Come here. - Can't he fire these in the creek?
Here.
Stuff it down.
C'mon! Go on a spree. After all, today is Christmas!
Happy Christmas. - Happy Christmas.
Happy Christmas.
Sathya, the sparklers are over.
Let's blast a bomb, then. - Bomb?!
Fire it up, man!
Damn! Spine chilling!
No! Don't hit me! - Mummy!
Mummy! - There's some fight happening here!
Hey!
Scram!
Should I drop a bomb on you?
Thank God! They got scared.
"Till the last breath of my life"
"I'll keep you safe in me"
"This is my word, not a daydream, my girl"
Lijo...
The fish curry is here!
Oh! You're here?!
Hold this.
Be careful. It's trevally.
Pour a peg for me as well.
This curry is made on a fire stove, not on a gas stove.
So, it will be delicious.
My Jesus!
Whoa!
Such a scrumptious dish!
Uncle and fish are inseparable.
Like salt in the sea.
Can you find a father who invites his
daughter's friends over and serves them drinks!
That too, with fish curry!
That makes you the coolest father in the world!
I'm going to kiss you, Uncle!
No need. Sit there. - Tony!
He's creating a ruckus!
Uncle,
even I have a dad.
Here he goes!
He must be sleeping like a log there!
HEY, YOU! PATHROSE! - What is this, man?
Calm down. - Just keep quiet, Tony!
If he were a good father,
I would have enjoyed this party at my house.
PATHROSE!
First of all, unlike me, Pathrose shares
no special bond with the fish.
That's true. - Listen,
in the '70s, a glacial lake outburst from the north flooded our place.
Did you stop it then, Uncle?
Get lost, man!
I fished a crocodile from the floodwater.
My father didn't like it. Pour me one more peg.
But my uncle loved that crocodile!
He called me and said, "Kiddo, I'll make you a fisherman!"
My relationship with the fishery started precisely from there.
The fish have never betrayed me. Pour it fast.
But my father has never mentioned such a glacial lake outburst.
Jealousy!
The townsmen have kept all the secrets
about Uncle hidden out of jealousy.
If so, why is Aunty living with the Kiwis?
I caught him red-handed!
When the business became dull in the early 90's,
she went abroad to patch it up.
But Uncle didn't you just say the fishes never betrayed you?
It's not the fish,
but the ice factory did, for around two years.
Are you all blaming my Uncle?
Calm yourself, Tony.
She's happy there.
I'm happy here too.
Now my only target is my Ammu's wedding.
Every crow considers its nestling the fairest, right?
So what? Does any crow have a fair nestling?!
But Uncle, I won't ask you that question,
because I'm so fond of you.
Hey! Hey! No!
Go home, man. - Get lost!
Let him sit here.
He might be pesky, but it's nice when he's around.
I will throw this beef curry at you! Scram!
Let him go. - Yuck! He's kissing again.
He's all messed up.
Uncle, I'm off. - You are also going?!
I can't sleep without worshiping Ganesha.
Hell with you!
What do you know about elephants?
Do you know Thechikkottu Ramachandran, the elephant king?
Do you know Pampadi Rajan, the celebrity elephant?
Kadakampally Surendran (politician)?
What do you want, you demon?!
A nice Christmas night,
isn't it?
It seems like you have some bad intentions!
I came to propose my love to you.
Then, propose me.
I am a jobless fellow,
with zero dignity in society.
I need a woman by my side so that I can kick the hell out of her,
when I come back home drunk.
Are you ready?
If you dare touch me, I'll smack the crap out of you!
Is this why you're getting married?
I love you so much.
Do you love me?
Get the heck out of here!
Tony... - No! Shh...!
If you love me,
come to church tomorrow, wearing that red salwar we bought together.
Okay?
Okay.
OKAY?
Yes.
Do you see that red star hanging in that house?
Yes, I do. - Eh?! Do you?!
Of course, I did.
Oh- no! But I didn't see it.
My eyes are not vacant like yours.
But I saw you!
Don't hit me... I'm a patient...
I've got asthma... patient.
Hey, no!
Will take care of you later!
Is this what's called beaten to a pulp!
Don't cry, David.
Hey, Tony bro! How are you?
Shall we hire a peg?
No.
I still have yesterday's hangover.
There's a pill for these hangovers.
Pill that's served at big parties...
Once you take it, all your hangovers will vanish to thin air.
Need one?
If you need, come behind the cemetery,
near the underpass. It's happening there. Bye.
I should go to Hyderabad and swallow fish for asthma!
Look, that's Tony.
Ugh! Him?
If he were to propose to me,
I would have killed myself by throwing off the bridge!
What's wrong with him?
What's wrong with you?
Keep walking.
Look how handsome he is! - Yuck!
Where to in that red salwar?
Are you going to lure guys?
I'm here!
Seems every cat and dog in town is dressed in red for Christmas.
If you had a red cap,
you would have made a perfect Santa!
What's wrong?
How heartless are you?!
Wasn't you who asked her to wear that red salwar?
Red salwar?!
Wow!
Doesn't she know he forgets everything when drunk?
I warned her to not fall for you!
What are you waiting for?
Go, ask her forgiveness!
As- salamu alaykum!
Ajmi... Sorry, Ammu...
Sorry, I forgot...
Enough of your excuses.
Yes, you forget everything!
First time I fell for someone
and now my Christmas is ruined! Thanks to you!
Move away! I'm leaving!
Ammu... hold on!
Get lost, dingbat!
If she too had memory loss like you,
the church would have witnessed a beautiful proposal scene!
Move away!
Here he goes, hitting that banner!
Mom...
He's here. Give me some food, at least now!
Those days when we were penniless and hapless,
Santa came to our house,
C'mon! - I burnt his beard and sent him back!
I'm no simple person!
Jolly...
Serve me food! - Where's my beer? Neenu?
I didn't take it. - Hey...
Your beer, right?
Grandma found it.
I gave it to Dad. What's the matter?
Did you ask me before drinking that, Dad?
Eh?!
Have I ever touched the ones you hid behind every possible spot?
Calm down.
Won't I get you as many bottles as you want?
Come, sit and have lunch.
Hey, serve him rice.
You should pay some respect to your kids.
Don't expect it one way.
Hey, don't make a fuss on a good day!
Come here if you need some peace.
Let's break into blossom.
So, it was you who gave it, Grandma? - Yes.
Don't expect me to leave this house!
Don't go. Stay here. I'll leave.
That's better!
Hey...
Mummy has made excellent coconut flap beef curry.
Hey...
At least tell her to serve me.
Oh- no, my beef!
He's stomping out like Vijay Mallya over a beer of mere hundred rupees!
Who's that?
Oh! The kick of alcohol while drinking with mahouts!
Didn't he leave?
[Singing 'KozhiPunk']
What an awesome cook our mother is!
She made such a scrumptious coconut flap curry.
Brother...
Were you in town, bro?
I'm on my way to Munnar.
I'll leave in 5 minutes.
Won't you tell him and Arun? - Nah!
Good god!
Hey,
Are you still sulking over that beer?
Beer?! - What is wrong with him?
Won't you share with us?
Why are you fighting over a bottle of beer?
What's the issue?
His damn comment on that red cap!
Oh, so that comment of mine was the only issue?
You pestered her in the church, that was all okay?!
Hey, - What?
Can I suggest a cure to your problems?
Is he a doctor? - Come to Munnar with me.
We can go to Lock Heart Gap and howl our hearts out.
Let's give some meaning to life.
[Howls]
I'm not coming.
I'll stay back here in peace.
I wish I had a brother like him!
Look at his headset!
Go to Munnar and have a blast!
It would be great in his company.
Refresh your mind before you meet your lover!
Bro, he is ready.
What did you say, kiddo?
He's ready.
Let me get my jacket from home.
This is no Manali to go decked up in jackets.
We should go in these plain clothes.
My dream is to stand naked in Munnar town.
Hop in. - What if we throw this?
Brace yourself to face death!
Oh- no!
Why are they still here?!
Do you remember us going for the retreat?
No, I don't.
I don't live in yesterdays.
Power of now! - Get going.
Okay, bye.
Tony, come back as a new human being.
Fill petrol in that can.
Eh? Isn't this to carry water?
This vehicle doesn't have much mileage.
It's hard to maintain this lifestyle.
Then can't you live like us, normal people?
Who said you guys are normal?
You are in rat race, man!
Go slow. The fuel rates have gone up!
When will we reach Munnar?
There will be someone like this in every trip!
When will we reach?
When will we return?
Do you have chips?
Can we buy handicraft items?
It's not about when we reach,
but where we reach.
[Howls]
I'm feeling hungry.
Stop that!
I'm hungry. Let's go to some nearby hotel.
Didn't I say this before?
We are heading to have the yellow bondas
at Raju's shop near the check post.
But I'm feeling hungry now.
Half your problems will be solved on eating that.
Raju's yellow bonda!
Speed up!
Raju bro!
Ahh, Jadhav, my dear!
Jadhu?
Not the alien Jadhu!
Jadhavedhan! - Where were you?
So busy, bro.
Busy life. We will be leaving soon.
This is my brother.
He wants to try your yellow bonda and tea.
Give him one.
Haven't tried my bonda so far? What a pity!
No? - No.
Here, have it.
Come on, eat. - Sit there and eat.
The workers at the orchard frequently ask about you.
I'm busy. I'll stop by if I've time.
Please do. Don't forget. - Yes.
Isn't this Hitler?
Yes. Isn't Julia there?
Think so.
Do you need chutney?
What bonda is this? It's rotten.
You might be feeling it due to your hunger.
Then shall I push two down your throat?
Umm... I'll eat.
I'll definitely eat Raju's bonda.
How many shops we passed on our way!
Still you bought me this crap!
How's the bonda, dear?
It's rot...
Superb! Tasty! How do you even make it?
My cooking skills!
You deserve a slap for that!
Enjoy it my son.
Just have it, all in one go!
Shall I pack one or two for home?
I'm helpless!
You'll have to eat.
Here.
Seems like your brother is also an animal- lover, just like you!
He's a beau!
Shall we leave? - Okay.
We have miles to go.
Okay, fine.
What did you learn from this?
What?
Rotten and bitter are yet to come in our lives.
Dad's curse might have come to me as bondas!
Hop in.
Be careful.
Okay guys. Bye.
Throw it here.
Look, isn't it visually beautiful?
What are you enjoying there in Vypin?
Headless coconut trees?!
You're such a pain!
You'll die living in those concrete jungles!
Then I'll have a nature party.
Who waters all these tea plants?
There's this old guy, Ahmedkutty.
He waters them daily with a bucket.
Is it so? - Yes.
I'm starting to feel cold.
Shall we take some room?
Think about our soldiers on the borders.
No rooms available here too, since it's Christmas!
You are impossible, Sony!
Shall we go back home?
Can you do something?
Else tomorrow, two bodies will ride the bike like this!
What can I do? Didn't you bring me here?
Come, let's do something.
Oh God, save us!
No rooms here. Go away! - Okay.
Although I've been here before,
Munnar feels like danger, no, I mean wonder now!
Call this guy.
Gangs of Munnar!
Come in, bro!
Take left, then a right, and then a height.
I'm waiting here, in a muffler.
Here they are!
Come, bro.
Park it here.
Come.
Be careful... Come!
"Come, bro, Welcome, bro"
"Watch the steps, bro"
Brother, do you have any rooms?
We have one single room.
Do you have other?
Isn't it the season? Everything else is filled.
How much?
1500 rupees is room rent.
300 rupees for extra bed.
Total 2000 rupees with GST extra.
For this dingy room?
Take this if you want!
You're not going to find one anywhere else!
Without a room, you both will die on the streets.
Don't curse, buddy.
Sorry, brother!
Give him something and get the room. I can't die on the road.
You need to park the bike, right?
200 rupees is the normal rate.
Since it is Christmas, the rate is 300 rupees.
Will you ask for our boxers when we go?
Nah! I don't use boxers.
We have CCTV here.
Are you kidding?
Move aside.
Brother! - What?
Do you have any drinks?
Are you drunkards? - No, umm...
Isn't this Munnar? Thought of having some fun.
That would cost extra.
How much?
2000 rupees.
But there's one condition.
What?
I need a peg.
Sure.
Thank you!
Come to the terrace after 30 minutes.
Okay. - I'll set it by then.
Get going.
I can't even curse properly since I don't know his father's name!
Hey, take a shower in that cold water.
Oh Lord! Save my eyes!
This is elixir!
You'll find it only in Munnar.
Is that so?
Hey,
What you did today isn't right. - What?
Throwing that bonda at the dog?
Yeah, that was wrong too.
You lashed out at Dad, that wasn't fair.
How old are you now?
Twenty five.
At this age, I was 24 years old!
Eh?!
You should respect elderly parents.
We should let them be free after a certain age.
Don't they have thoughts and emotions?
Should you show your frustrations at them?
Have I ever asked you to go for a job?
Why didn't I say that?
Because I love you all.
I love everyone in this world.
Even I love this brother.
Philosophy!
This has run on this terrace for long.
Even I had a Dad.
in Sri Lanka.
Sure, I'll listen to your story as well. Speak!
What to speak?
He's still there. End of story.
Good.
Bro, who's he? You servant?
He talks too much!
He should be...
What's it?
Are you still pissed?
Aren't you who left, annoyed?
Give it a thought.
Imagine a girl confessing her love for you,
and then forgets it the next day. Will you spare her?
I deeply regret that now.
You don't need me anymore, right?
I didn't say anything of that sort.
Then, it's okay, right?
Yes, it is.
But I've some conditions.
One, you shouldn't drink from now on.
Typical Malayali woman!
Yes, I'm typical.
I'm fine only if you agree.
Only that one condition. Now, tell me yours.
You haven't said "I love you" to me.
You should say "I love you".
That's my condition.
Come on, say.
I love you.
Thank you.
The colours keep changing...
Will I lose my vision?
Your face glows like a carnival after one call!
Dad called.
That's it. See his love.
I'm going to tell a secret.
Spit it out!
Give me 200 rupees first.
You, weasel!
I've only enough money to reach home.
You won't get a coin from me!
Then, hand me some mixture.
There it is! Gobble!
Oh, was it there?
Brother, I'm a Malayali.
Great. Did you think we had no idea?
Do you know why I am pretending like a Tamilian?
And I trick Malayali people.
I trick them pretty well.
Didn't I trick you both?
Similarly, I'll trick them.
I've no issues with you tricking me.
I'm super happy.
Of course. Isn't my money being extorted!
Shouldn't you vacate the room in the morning?
Yes.
Then why are you sitting here?
Go back to your homes!
They finished all the bottles!
Isn't that our bottle?
I've a lot of things to do!
Fill the rest with water, give this to someone else...
I would've tripped now.
Aren't you happy, even though all your money is spent?
I liked you very much.
Settle here somewhere. I'll take care of that.
I've many friends like you, in many places.
Shouldn't I live for them as well?
Is there any logic in what you are saying?
What's the point in me settling here with you?
This guy is so mysterious.
He has some issue.
He'll die soon.
He'll shame you too.
If he didn't die, people will beat him to death!
Start the bike. - Get lost.
Goodbye.
They came to Munnar with peanuts! Bloody!
Hai...
Here he comes! Dirty fellow!
Why is there a crowd here?
Where the hell was you when great things are happening here!
Are they coming from the ration shop now?
Why does he look tense? Didn't get kerosene...
Who's this girl?
After eight years of love,
I've brought her home.
Eight years?!
Did you kidnap her on her way to tuition class?
This is true love.
Are you going to garland them or what?
Go inside!
I'm not letting him step inside this house!
Even I'm having a hard time living here.
She looks like a good girl. I liked her.
Am I not right?
Your family is crumbling day by day, Sony.
I am okay, aren't I?
You're super.
Oh- no!
Dad... what's it?
I feel chest pain.
Mr. Pathrose, are you bidding adieu?
Dad, write the house and property in my name before you die.
This is no attack.
This is acidity due to Dad eating tapioca.
One needs to workout once in a while!
Please take my son to the hospital rather than watching him die.
I'll talk to you.
Just come. I've a solution.
Anyway, he brought a girl home.
But they can't marry according to law.
So, what will we do, Dad?
Haven't I asked you to keep away?
Spank him.
Aren't you taking a video?
Jolly...
Bug off! - Give me a hand. Let me sit.
Memory is full.
What are you staring at?
Remove her from this house.
I'm not going.
My mother will kill me if I return.
I want to grow old and die with Bony.
Oh God!
Please drop her somewhere before it gets crowded here.
They're saying there are only a few people here.
Bring some more people when you come.
Sibi... - Okay, then.
Sibi bro...
Bye!
Let's drop them back.
What? - Go, bring our car.
Which car? Whose car?
Your car, the blue car.
What man?
The keys are with my mother.
Can you lock her up?
It is through this way she eloped.
Move away! Can't you see a car coming!
Looks like they're waiting to beat us. I'm not getting down.
Me neither!
Her mother hates the sight of me.
Even our mother hates seeing you around!
Have you donated an organ for them to like you!
I become powerful by completing tasks like these.
Let me gain full power by finishing this task.
Is he talking about any video game?
Come on, get out.
Get out.
Aren't you coming? - No, I'll be here somewhere.
Are you Kusrithi chechi? - Yes.
We are here to talk about an important matter.
Standing there is our youngest brother, Bony.
She's his heart. They are a cute couple.
Should we make them suffer in the sun?
Wait a second.
She might have gone to get us soft drinks.
There are customs to welcome the groom's family.
Stop there, you! - Bony, get inside the car!
Sister!
Be safe! Be safe! Wear the seat belt, idiot.
Oh- no! My car! - Let her out!
Is this crazy woman her mother?!
Didn't I tell you how she is!
His damn blue car...
Don't harm him, sister!
Then I'll kill you...
No, someone, please help. She's mad!
Kusrithi... Sister... - Tony...
Tony or Sony, whoever! - No! No!
How fast he runs!
I'm coming with you. Take me. - I'm tired. Stop running.
Yes, got in, now go.
You're lucky I'm not getting into the sea!
Tony, settle this issue and video call me.
Go! Run to Lakshadweep.
Who will I kill now?
How fast are these guys?! Stop!
This damn underskirt!
Please don't kill me... - No, don't.
Calm down. Don't. - Who are you?
Please don't cry.
I'll convince my family and take the initiative for this wedding.
Don't degrade yourself before the townsfolk.
I'll pull that tongue out. Move away!
There's no point creating a scene.
Let's do something rational.
That's true.
Hey, give us your name and details before you leave!
Dude,
We will call you when you turn 18.
Come then.
Where is your house?
What's your job, jerko? - Hey,
House is in Valappil. And his job is...
He has no job. Neither do I.
Great!
You have got yourself a great family!
Are we about to reach the Gulf?
What a lousy family I belong to!
You figured that now?!
It's been ages since I realised that.
Are you boozed up?
No, I'm sober. - Enough, man!
One hundred rupees, in Google Pay.
Here he is!
How was your Hyderabad trip?
I feel exhausted after driving the whole day and night.
Hey, won't you tell him?
Won't you tell him the girl- matter?
I'll tell him later.
Come on. He is our friend. I'll tell him.
Is it about the incident when your brother almost got slashed?
Shut up, man. - What's the matter?
Arun...
Our Tony...
likes a girl very much.
Who? He?
Carry on.
But that relationship won't work out.
Does any of his relationships work out?
That's not the case.
A friend of us also loves the same girl.
Hence, he says he will give her up.
He doesn't know what to do now.
Does the girl like the other guy?
She hates him.
Then what's the problem?
The girl likes him, right?
Yeah. She likes him. - Then you proceed.
Then, about that friend, who's he?
Yeah, who's he?
If I had been in the guy's position,
I would have backed off understanding your situation.
That's called true friendship, right?
Great, then you carry on, as he said.
And you, back off.
I mean, you are that guy.
And Ammu is the girl.
Eh?! Ammu?!
I just went to Hyderabad for a few days, and you did this to me?
This is not going to happen, Tony. I won't agree with this.
You must agree with this.
No, I mean, they both love each other very much.
I'll smash it to smithereens!
You all are together in this, right? - No, bro!
I had no idea about any of this,
I swear! - Shut your face!
Ammu is my life.
You know that very well, Tony!
Arun, I was going to tell you everything.
Arun, don't go, man.
I'm done with you guys! It's all over.
Did you feel bad?
Yes, I did. You guys never tell me anything.
Not you, man! Who cares if you feel bad?!
Did you feel bad?
I would have tactfully explained everything to him.
But you can't help poking your nose into it.
How would I know that he was going to react like this?
I thought he would take things in stride.
Why are we sitting here, under the scorching sun?
We should have gone to some cyber cafe. Give me your dupatta.
You're not at all romantic, are you? - Am I not?
What a charade!
Will you kiss me once?
No!
Why did you bring me here, then? To sun- dry me?
Listen,
do you have any plans for our future?
Here she goes again!
I'm already burning under this fiery sun,
and your advice speech to supplement it!
I have a headache which soon will turn into a migraine.
I can't bear this anymore... - Okay, I stop!
Shall we go in the beach,
and wash our legs in the waves?
For what? - To clean the nails.
You should've bothered about nails
getting dirty while lying in the drain!
You are such a killjoy!
Come, let's wash the legs.
Ta- da!
What's this?
My gift! You think I'm not a romantic, right?
This is Arjun's idea, right?
You got it, right? - Nah! Never!
He told me to avoid tattooing this time.
Oops! Both have tusks! They both are bull elephants.
Show me.
It's perfect now, right?
Apparently, I fell for a guy who can't even buy a good gift!
You should give me 2000 bucks.
I need to pay Arjun for these elephants,
and I owe some bucks to Lijo too.
This is why I'm asking you to get a job.
Okay, leave it. Do whatever you want.
How did you fall in love with me all at once?
Not all at once.
I fell in love with you when I was in eighth grade.
When I came to propose, saw you throwing stones at a frog!
I lost all interest and left it.
Hey, Tony! Here!
Hey!
Come.
Silly jobless people!
What's wrong... - Slow! Slow!
What's wrong with him?
I don't know the reason.
But he often comes here and stands like this, facing the sea.
For half an hour!
Sathya's father also used to do the same thing!
But alas! The sea took him!
Can't you leave him alone?
Why are you always tailing him?
Sathya has received death threats!
It must be from you guys only!
Huh?!
Get lost!
Go, man! - Kurup...
Don't mention the death threats and frighten those kids.
Yes.
Let them relax and romance!
No romance! We are about to leave.
Okay.
Bye.
Sathya...
is it necessary to come here even when you have death threats?
There may be an attack even from the sea.
What else to do?
I can't avoid this, Kurup!
This is my word to my Father!
Sorry.
How could she?!
No, don't blame her. It's his fault.
Uncle, don't worry.
There's a suitable prospective groom for Ammu.
Who's that?
No one else, it's me.
Ouch! Better to tie a stone around my daughter's neck
and drown her in the sea!
Uncle, here comes, your daughter! - Isn't that your father with Arun?!
Let me scoot from here. - His bloody motorbike safari!
Uncle, I'm off.
Tony?! Are you going?
Yes, Grandma's finger is sprained. I have to go see it.
I need your help in shifting a table. Do it and go.
Go. - Darn! Okay.
Oh! Like that!
Come inside and sit.
Where's the table?
Will do it later. Take a seat.
Ammu, my dear, get some tea for us.
And for Arun, a glass of 'boost', the nutrition drink.
Or leave it.
The tea we will drink now is made with
imported tea powder, sent by my wife.
She sent a coffee powder too. What was its name?!
Yes! 'Kopi luwak!'
It is simple. The cats are fed coffee beans.
Later the cats will return it as poop.
The foreigners grind the cat's poop, pack and market it.
It's the world's most expensive coffee.
A glass of that coffee in the morns
will give double strength to our legs.
Shall I get you a cup of that coffee?
It's herbal, man! - Yuck!
Shall we go and shift the table now?
Oh! I went off the topic!
Sorry, my dear.
I had to ask you something.
If there is any relationship between you and my daughter,
please end it with this tea.
Uncle, I didn't... - Nah!
You give it a thought.
Had she been your daughter,
will you marry her off to a guy like you?
No. - Exactly!
After all, we are neighbours. We should live like a family, right?
Uncle... - Huh?
Coffee beans! Coffee beans!
I can give you the coffee beans I mentioned if you want.
But please don't ask for my daughter.
The tea is here.
New Zealand tea is here!
Drink tea and refresh yourself.
This dullness on your face will disappear.
There's crab cutlet as well. Have it.
Have it, man.
Take your seat, sweetheart.
Your aunt, my sister, called me from Changanassery.
Don't you know that guy next to her house? Yeah, Sunny!
She showed him your photo.
He liked you.
Well, I'm fixing that marriage alliance for you.
Apparently, he is crazy about seafood!
Cutlet!
Take a cutlet.
Have it, man.
Turn that off for some time.
I can't even pray because of it.
Eh?!
What's wrong?!
Normally, you would argue.
Can you shut your mouth, Grandma?
What a darling son you were when you were young!
You used to lie on my lap and sleep.
Now you don't even like me sharing your room, do you?
Then, shall I try lying on your lap now?
No.
I've been noticing you all these days.
Something seems troubling you.
After all, we're roommates, right?
So, share your problem with me.
You are my biggest problem, Grandma!
Some problems are like that, my son.
It won't sling your hook that easily.
Hello.
What is the matter with you?
Have you conked out?
You hang up. I'm with Grandma.
Grandma is stone deaf, my dear!
You come out. I want to see you.
At this dead of the night?!
Yes. Come to my house.
Eh?! Hello?
Switch on the fan and go.
It's so hot under this blanket!
Oh! It's damn cold now!
He doesn't sleep or what?!
Who kept this damn wall here?!
Eh?! He doesn't sleep or what?!
Ouch! The wart!
Come here. - Eh?
What the heck are you doing?
That's what I want to ask you. What's your problem?
You've been avoiding me for the last few days.
I was thinking and deciding certain things.
I was gaining the mental strength to tell you that...
Honey! If you're planning to elope with me, it won't work out.
I won't come.
That's not it.
I was...
thinking about ending our relationship.
Not because I'm annoyed with you or anything...
But something is not right.
We are no match.
I thought of a few things only now.
Firstly, your family is elite, and mine is mediocre.
Then, your Dad will never accept me.
Your family will not marry you off to a guy like me.
Did my Dad tell you that?
No, your Dad said nothing.
I made this decision.
So,
is this a break- up?
Yes, let's break- up.
That would be the best for us.
Now you may break-up.
No, I don't want to.
Let's not break-up now!
HEY, YOU!
You filthy dog!
Oh- no! Don't hit him, Dad! - I'll kill you!
No, please, Dad! - Shut up!
I said shut your face! - Dad!
I treated you like a friend.
Uh-oh! Isn't that Tony? - Please, don't hit me.
What's with Kurian?
Dad, a fight! - My son!
Tony!
Hey! Hey Tony! - Pathrose!
Come quick. - Stop it!
How could you betray me?!
What's the matter? Eh?
Why're you beating him up? - No, it's him who's beating me!
Why? Did he steal his food?
A minor kissing incident took place!
MY GOD! - What's the matter, Kurian?
What's it? - Darn!
What do you want to know?! This sicko called my daughter out and...
I warned you the day I gave you the coffee powder!
Still, you dared to do this to me!
Kurian, people are listening. Let's talk...
There's no talk! There's nothing between us!
Does your family has any quality to speak of?!
Dad, this problem is between us.
Don't cuss out Tony's family for this.
I raised you like a princess.
My only dream is to marry you to a good family
and watch you live happily.
My Martina is struggling in a foreign country,
just for your sake.
And you paid us back like this?!
Dad, I love him.
I don't need any other groom.
I'll marry only him.
Did you hear her?
Everybody would value only what girls' say.
Shut up!
Listen to me...
Are any of your sons worthy enough?
What's his merit to marry my daughter?
Does he even have a job?
If they get married, I will have to bear their expenses, won't I?
There is no point in creating a ruckus here.
The whole world now knows about their relationship.
So, isn't it wise to get them married?
And about the job, he’ll find one eventually.
Alright.
One month! No. Take one and a half months.
He must grab a job within that time.
Then I'll marry her off to him.
Or else, both of you must forget whatever happened tonight.
Are you coming inside? I need to lock the gate.
Come.
Hey, come and sit here.
Sit here, I said.
What's the chaos here?
Won't you all let me sleep peacefully?
I was wondering for the past two weeks,
how peaceful our family is now. No problems.
And in no time, he caused a grave one!
Such a demon!
My dear sons,
for God's sake, listen to me once.
Does any other family have such a bad reputation and disgrace
to this extent?
Why are you all wretched like this?
Eh?!
Dad, you don't need to worry so much.
Then?!
Hasn't this been the tradition of our family for ages?
Your father, your grandfather, great grandfather,
weren't they all infamous rogues in the locality?
I took a different track so that we regain our reputation.
Even that's a flop, right?
I'll break your head, you thief!
Tony, my son,
these two brats have gone astray.
And you are on the verge of going astray.
Where?! On the verge!
Feel free to do any devilry among each other.
But please stop bothering our neighbours.
Tomorrow if I fall unconscious on the road,
only Kuriakose would come for help.
Now he hates us too.
Didn't you hear how he insulted our family?
That's why I said to sell this house.
Then let's buy a caravan and go for an all- India trip like the Gypsies.
I will kill him...
Jolly... - Tell me, Pathrose.
These guys are hopeless, okay!
Let me make a black tea for myself!
One black tea with extra sugar for me.
Hey! No!
I'm fed up with these guys!
Where's the bloody kitchen?!
Did you hear what your Dad said?
I know how bad he feels.
Just that, he doesn't express it.
Leave these guys.
When I was nine months pregnant with you,
we faced many complications.
Finally, we vowed to God,
and brought you home hale and hearty.
Be grateful to your Dad, at least for that.
Either you quickly find a job for yourself
and save your father's dignity.
Or...
consider marrying another girl of our status.
You give it a thought,
and then make a wise decision.
That's all I have to say.
Tony...
Yes?
Move your legs. Let me take my sandals.
I am damn sleepy.
Can't you become decent?
What a disgrace to the family!
Argh!
I am Tony Pathrose.
I have 25 years old.
My hobby badminton and I am so efficient.
So sad of you!
Why didn't you go to work so long after completing your studies?
Madam, can I speak in Malayalam?
As if I'm talking in Urdu now!
C'mon. Speak in Malayalam.
I've been enjoying my life to the fullest.
Did you finish enjoying it then?
No...
but now I'm getting married, so...
You are blushing!
Tony, do one thing.
Go and play badminton.
Perhaps, that would brighten up your future.
We don't have any suitable jobs for you here.
Madam, you didn't like me talking in Malayalam, right?
Can you please give me back my biodata?
Why?
A xerox costs two and a half rupees. I can reuse this in the next place.
How many interviews have you attended so far?
Why do you want to know?
Will you give me a trophy?
How was it? Got the job?
Yes, I got it! I got doomed!
Pathrose Tony... - "Dark times growing"
"Colours keep falling" - I'll go and come back.
"Hardships come knocking On my door!"
How many interviews have you attended so far?
On my door!
"Miseries go flaring" - Bro, get me a 'fourable' omelette.
It won't get cooked. - But your brother sells it!
"Haplessly running" - Wanna upset your stomach?
"Back and fro!" - A 'thripleable' omelette?
I'll give you a single!
Finding a job is a very tedious process.
Tony...
May I set you up with a job for the time being until you get married?
What job?
As you know, our hotel is pretty crowded.
So, the job of holding a board, reading: 'Meal is ready'...
Ugh! That job?!
What's wrong with that job?
There's nothing wrong with the job.
But Uncle would come up complaining about its status!
All these fusses are caused by this devil!
My head is spinning.
Take it easy.
It's been just two weeks. You still have enough time.
Hello.
That call must be a customer service call!
Who else on earth would want to call him?!
Is it 9.30 AM?
Okay. Okay.
Now, break your phone as well.
Job is set! At Victory Modems!
See! I told you!
So, your problems will be over soon?!
Let me call Ammu.
David got in as well. - Awesome!
Got the seat! - Horrible omelette!
There's a surprise!
I got a job! - Listen...
He got a job.
O my God!
So, the wedding will be on?!
I will sort this out now.
To... - He's there.
Tony...
Come here.
Just a minute.
What's the matter?
Let go of both your differences from now.
Shake your hands.
Arun...
You take a ride together to that junction,
sort out your issues and come back.
Got it?
What are you waiting for? Get on the bike!
They are still damn childish! Darn!
Do you want some? - Nah. It's gastric.
His bloody groundnuts!
Go.
Isn't it silly that we are fighting like kids?
Aren't we grown- ups?!
Shouldn't we move on?
Why are you not talking to me?
So, you want to move on, right?
You will now move on to your death, man!
LEAVE ME! - NOOO!
YOU DIE! YOU DIE, MAN!
I'll kill you today! - Don't kill me!
Take him from here.
Aha! Let go of me! - My hand! My hand!
Or we will call the cops!
You prick!
Get lost! - Let go of me!
Oh-no!
You love my Ammu, right? - Yes, I do!
She was my life!
You had a narrow escape this time. I'll kill you next time for sure!
Move away!
Kill me! Kill me! - I'LL KILL YOU!
Move aside.
Leave me. - I'm exhausted after the fight!
Do whatever you want!
Arun...
Arun bro...
He was not well. I didn't know how to tell you...
Hang on!
Where are we going? To the cowshed?
What happened to him?
He had a minor...
symptoms of a heart attack.
I'm don't know how to say it.
Mm... okay.
Bony, kick him!
Oh mother!
You tried to kill Tony, didn't you?
Yes.
We have our disagreements,
but when I had a problem,
I had only him to take the hit.
Why are you sermonising?
Throw that dried coconut onto his chest!
This is a warning for you.
If I hear something happened to Tony,
even if you've no role in it,
this cowshed will be your tomb!
And this hay will be your coffin!
Come.
Okay, bro.
I'm sad about you not throwing that coconut.
I had it reserved for my father.
Kids, isn't that driver Arun's house?
Yes.
Is any of you, Arun?
If you're looking for Arun's house,
it's that one.
And if you want to see him,
he's lying behind that cowshed.
In the cowshed?! - A monk in saffron?!
Okay, then. You guys can leave. I'll take care of the rest.
Bye.
I've seen this guy in that Malayalam movie 'Pulimurugan!'
Kurup...
Cowshed!
It's a cowshed, not a cradle!
Cow dung?
Cow dung... let's plaster it...
Oh, my chest!
Sathya... - Why is he at my house?
Oh...
So, you are Arun? - Yes.
You tried to kill my beloved Tony, didn't you?
Oh-no! Ouch!!
Has anyone heard of Victory Modems?
No, none of us have.
Eh? No?!
No.
Have you heard of Sarath Panikkar?
No, but heard of actor Renji Panikkar.
Don't talk nonsense when someone speaks something important.
I'll hit you! - Sorry, Sir.
The biggest telecommunications group in South India.
Brand!
That's our Victory Modems.
I have already enrooted the base for that.
Take a look at other modems in the market.
What crap are they offering?
But our Victory Modem, and its offers
any common man can afford our offers.
Unbelievable!
We have range in both the city and the village.
I don't even have to mention it's speed.
Why? It has got no speed?
No, it's full of speed.
It goes superfast like a rocket.
Shall I send you on a rocket? - No.
What's your name? - Tony.
Tony... zero!
But we are zero in the competition.
It's where the company needs smart guys like you.
Yes, speak more!
You don't have to consider me as a boss.
But I'll be your boss. Hear me?
The ones who achieve their target will have double incentives!
Got it?
That's Victory.
Welcome!
Why? What happened?
Any issue?
No. - Your face looks weird.
Any issue with me? - No.
Are you sure? Is this a job apt for you?
I was kidding.
You sure look like a smart person.
He will be the first to hit a double.
Tony, isn't it?
Everything will turn out well.
Carefully...
One more.
Can you manage that?
First, sell one, okay?
Moron!
So,
come on boys, we are going to take over the market!
Yes. - The battle has begun!
Don't spare even a squirrel once you go out.
Did you get me?
We don't have time to spare.
Okay then, be ready to leave!
All other talks over calls. - Okay.
Get up; go. Victory!
Hey, Tony dear, aren't you leaving?
Yes, Sir. I'm leaving.
Then, get the hell out of here!
"It's pitch dark. There is a knock on the door."
Eat this, dear. - What's it?
We all got this dry breakfast,
and he gets an egg? Why?
He is now a working man.
You guys get a job first.
Then I'll serve you eggs!
That's the egg I bought with my money! And he gets to eat it!
Haven't I warned you the day you married her,
that she would squeeze the juice out of you?!
"When will fate go working?"
"How'll I go perking?"
Uh- oh!
Don't you know that this is my area?
I shouldn't see you here again!
It's been six days since you sold a single dongle!
If your plan is to monkey around, I'll kick you out!
Tell me the company's tagline!
Tell it without looking!
Umm..mmm...
Victory... - Victory...
Victory first! - First!
Then? - Then...
Then? - Then?
Rest! - Rest!
Why're you making me prompt it? Don't you know it?
Sir...
"Haplessly running"
I'm Tony, from Victory Modems. I called you earlier.
Hold this.
I said, hold this.
Don't be scared.
Can you put this there?
"Is there any solution to this?"
"There is a curse chasing."
"This is a miracle."
Have you got five minutes to talk?
I was sleeping, Sir. - Oh- ho!
You loafer!
Are you sleeping after joining the company?!
Haven't three- fourths of your life wasted on sleep?
Barely a quarter is left!
If you listen to me, you can have a better life.
Dear, I, Sarath Panikkar, is my own biggest luck.
You're becoming my biggest bad luck.
Uh- oh! Snake!
Who's it?
Did you sell any dongle?
No, on our way. - Then go.
David, come here.
"Colours keep falling"
"Hardships come knocking"
"Life is full of struggle. No money more problems, man."
"Basically I am taking extra pressure."
"I want something extra from life."
"There is not other work, sir. There is nothing else to say."
Hello,
Hello, Madam...
Your trashy modem, pfft!!
It has no range! Useless!
We have received no complaints so far, Madam.
You better take it away. Else I'll complain in the Consumer Court.
Madam... please...
Sir, this is an excellent modem.
I can arrange an interesting offer
if you buy this in bulk for your company.
You're the seventh guy, sent by Sarath Panikkar to come here.
That guy is a big fraud!
No, Sir...
Victory Modems work best in a 1G network.
I've heard that before. - Why is he here?
Modem sales, duh!
Are you going to marry my daughter with this job!
Come there on time. I'll be waiting to welcome you, duh!
Hey, - Yes...
That flush upstairs isn't working
The way I cleaned myself! Ugh!
Isn't selling fish on the road side better than this?
Dad... - Who's Dad?
Get up, you fraud! He's trying to trick you.
Get up!
His damn bag!!
and is that a garland?! A blue garland! Pfft!
Whatever you wear, your face shows what you really are!
Why are you staring at me?
Get out!
There he is! Still staring at me! I said, go!
Will anyone but you welcome someone like in!
Rascal!
Yes boys!
This is no ordinary David standing before you, today!
King David!
He sold 60 dongles last month. Do you know that?
60 dongles!
Even I've not sold these many! - Is it so?
How come?
It's all your skill, Boss.
If you keep going like this, he will be the next Sarath Panikkar!
I will try.
You all were not that bad either.
But there is someone here.
A disgrace to Victory Modems!
The biggest disappointment!
I'm not saying any names.
That's Tony, right?
You! Damn your Modem!
It has neither range nor speed! Not a dog wants to buy it!
Tony... - Yes, it's me speaking.
Do you know how a manager should behave?
You should learn to encourage your staff.
Instead, you keep calling and bugging me,
"Did you sell the Modem? Did you?"
Are you my girlfriend?
Won't I tell you if I sell a Modem?
Hey, I'm Sarath Panikkar, your boss!
Hell with you and your job!
I quit! You rot in hell with your 'King!'
Ouch!
You're safe.
David! David's our king! Let him go to hell!
This is not new to me!
Sarath Panikkar is unstoppable!
Give a round of applause for our King David!
Once again!
Too much of anything is not good!
It's these guys who spoil you, Sathya.
Don't worry Kurup! I'm in control with you beside me.
Sathya, I always stood by you in everything.
But some of your actions piss me off.
I don't stop you because it's you.
Kurup... - I'm being frank.
Hey, isn't that our guy? Tony...
Come here!
Come.
What's wrong, dear?
Why do you look pale?
Nothing, bro. - No, there's something.
Tell me frankly. What do you want?
Do you want a crane? - Crane?!
That's not the matter, bro. - Then?
I love a girl very much.
Since I don't have a proper job,
I think they will marry her off to someone else.
I'm freaking out.
Is this your big issue?
This is damn funny. I'll die laughing my head off.
Oh no! Dagger!
My father left me this golden dagger and Kurup before he passed away.
My father said something to me then,
"My dear Sathya...
Make sure you pass on this golden knife
and Kurup to your next generation."
Kurup is immortal or what?
Yea, I am! Need proof?!
Tony,
I don't know if there would be a generation after me.
But there's one thing I'm sure of.
You're the most courageous guy I've ever seen since me.
There's nobody who deserves a job than you.
Meet me in my office tomorrow.
Everything will be fine.
Kurup... - We can set everything right.
Now, you've no more issues.
Be happy and go home.
Should I drop you home in my jeep?
What about my two- wheeler?
We can get that in the jeep as well.
No, thanks. I'll take my bike.
Oh, okay.
Will see you tomorrow.
Kurup, did you notice how zealous his eyes are?!
I doubt if it has faded a bit.
I guess it's time to see an eye doctor!
For him, right?
Not him. Yours. - Eh? Me?
His zealous eyes are still the same, not at all faded.
Vypin...
Hey, you sky- watcher! Come here
He's here. - Come, man.
Hello. - Where were you till now?
There was no air in the tyre. - His damn tyre and air!
We are appointing you after firing one of our staff.
That guy left, threatening to kill Sathya!
Uh- oh!
Why are you waiting? Go inside.
Go inside, man! - Go.
Where? - Yes, inside.
Yes, come in.
Who did all these- -
Here you are!
Did you like the office?
I just arrived here.
Witty you! Be seated.
Now you will learn everything.
Feel at home.
Did you see my father up here?
Let's pray to him and start. Okay?
God bless you.
Let the coconut be there.
Come, my dear.
Radhika...
Meet Tony; he is like a brother to me.
Hello. - Okay, sir
Teach him about our operations in no time.
We should be able to make him our manager by today evening!
Today? - Okay?
What about me, then? - Tony...
All the best for your my future life in Sathya finance.
Thank you, bro.
What did you say you studied?
Tourism. But I lost touch.
So, taking charge as manager today won't be possible.
It'll take a minimum of a month.
What did you say your name was?
Radhika.
[Imitating Sathya] Radhika...
Can I have some water? Is it available here?
It's over there. Go, drink and come back.
SEARCH!
Where's Sathya? Look around! - Oh- no, police!
Radhika... - Ladies and gentlemen!
A raid is happening here!
Nobody should move. - No, Sir.
No one should use their mobile phones without permission.
Please cooperate! Understood?
Customers, stand outside.
Customers, stand outside!
This guy... is he Sudhakara Kurup?
Leave it!
Where's Sathya?
Where are the ones who came with me?
Kurup, let's have tea and come.
Hey, Satya... stop there!
If you don't, I'll shoot you! - Sathya...
It's better to surrender!
Else he'll shoot you with his finger!
Will he?
Sir, you'll regret this when the truth comes out.
Didn't you drink publicly at the Municipality?
I've been waiting since then. - Did you know that as well?
Sathya, he is sad.
Don't be sad, dear.
I'll be back in a jiffy.
Then I will give you a new job in my new company.
Okay?
Sir, let's go. Why the delay?
Yes, get going.
We are losing time.
David, my dear...
Who's this guy?
There's a share of his in what we are drinking now.
I have warned him, to keep quiet and chug!
That's good.
Only he is left to make opinions about my life!
I was living my life in fun.
It was then, job, love, Victory modem...
damn Sarath Panikkar... - No!
I'm fed up.
If there's an afterlife, I won't be born!
Tony brother...
Life is so beautiful.
But the angle from which you viewed life got marred slightly.
I'm such a failure...
Right.
Yes, a big failure.
Girl?
Ammu...
One minute.
For sure.
I'm exhausted!
Uncle...
Do you have stuff?
Hello...
Where are you?
I'm with David.
What do you need, milady?
How's your new job?
Job... Crap!
I'm under so much pressure since I started loving you!
Are you happy now, after ruining my happiness?!
Are you drunk? - Yes.
I knew you would break the word you gave me!
Don't ever come to talk with me!
No more talking.
I'm going to end this relationship.
Go die!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm going to die. Goodbye!
David...
I have decided to die.
It's a very good decision, bro.
Suicide is an act, which many have tried and failed.
You should
at least come back successful, doing that.
Go man. All the best!
Wishes from king David!
Go.
I'll kill me today.
Go, man.
Uncle, we will meet again at some rogue pit!
When will you get my vehicle from the workshop?
Little tight on money...
He and his final discussion, duh!
Hello!
I've decided to commit suicide.
I felt like calling you before that.
I'm serious.
Where are you?
On top of the building.
Hey, Tony is going to die!
Who? The Tony I was planning to kill?
Dude, we will find a way out.
I called you because,
you think that you are the smartest cookie among us.
I know it. - That's not true.
You are the dumbest!
I'll go straight to hell unless I tell you this.
Now, I can die in peace.
Hey, hey! Man! Don't hang up!
He did!
Arjun, get the bike.
Did he die? - Get lost!
Get the bike and come.
Hello.
Hey, give him the phone.
He went to commit suicide.
Eh?!
Don't play around! Just give him the phone.
He must have jumped from Goshree bridge and died by now.
Call the harbour and check with them.
Okay, bye.
Kick- start the bike, man! What on earth are you doing?!
If you want, let's go and get your bike now. I've money.
Oops! This is a self- starter! I forgot that.
Don't freak me out.
I hope he dies before we reach there.
Kurian!
Hey Kurian!
Ah, everyone’s here. What's the matter?
Is your house flooded again?
You started it all. - What? The flood?
If anything happens to my son,
I will kill you and throw you into the sea.
Eh?! What? I...
But Pathrose... I...
But what did I do?!
Eh?! Did he eat poison?!
Isn't this the building? - Where's he?!
Tony... my son!
Tony... - Brother...
Tony, get down. - Brother...
Come down, my son. I'm afraid to climb up.
Brother...
Please come down, my dear.
Please stop crying, Jolly. - Just keep quiet, Mummy.
Tony... - Brother...
My son...
Tony...
What happened to my son?!
Oh God! He came. - Aha! All are here!
Hellooon! - Hi.
Hi, my son. - Hi.
Stop, stop. - He's still alive?!
Don't move from where you are all standing.
If you do, I'll jump.
Don't jump, brother. - Son...
my darling, please don't jump. I won't move.
Darling?!
You're brimming with love now!
Where was this love all this time?
Don't tell me anything. I'll jump.
Hey, you guys,
stop watching the drama. Go and save him!
Come. - Dear, they are coming to you.
You will say all these now. Once I'm there, you will start advising me.
Son, hold somewhere. You're phobic to height.
Mummy, you're always like this.
You scare me every time I am about to do something good.
Stop scaring him.
Tony, you jump!
I'll change the tattoo back from 'Amma' to 'Ammu'.
You! - See that!
Although he is an enemy, he is the only one who supports me.
My dear Arun, I wronged you... - Get lost!
My son, he is a crook.
I will accept even a crook if he supports me.
Oh God! This thief is here!
Move away.
Listen to me, my son.
Don't make noise.
Listen to your Dad, please.
Oh my mother!
What? What do you want?
Tony is going to commit suicide.
Where?
He's right above your head.
Come back, my son. - Are you no bored?
It's construction steel bars above my head.
Not that. He's standing on the rooftop and will jump now.
Are you insane?
Those are just his antics.
He won't jump.
I'm fed up. I'll jump now. Mind it!
Should I show a trial run?
Are you choked with french fries?
Call your brother and bring him down.
C'mon! He didn't come even for this crowd! Will he do it for me?!
And if he jumps down when I call,
even that blame will fall on my head, right, Dad?
Here! Here! Here he is!
The two philosophers are here! - I've boiled duck eggs for you!
Five eggs!
Dad, it's getting crowded here.
Get him down.
He's not coming down.
Is it? Mummy, offer him fish fries.
Tony! - What?!
Did I tell you to climb on top of this concrete building?
Come down to nature to party.
Get lost!
Dad, this man is a lunatic. Send him away.
I can't...
The sunflowers of Gundalpet are in full bloom now.
Shall we go and see? - No.
What about the white bear in Bannerghatta zoo?
That's no more. - Is it?
Of fever?!
He has no clue about anything, still here to trick me.
Such a big crowd tempts me to jump.
I only have some peace of mind when I sleep after my hectic work.
Even that is spoiled now.
Go away or I'll hit you with the hammer.
Hey, it's here. Come.
Take off your hand from my butt.
Here you go. - Thanks, man.
I have never seen someone commit suicide.
I'll be back soon.
Okay, bye.
Tony...
Guardian angels, Lord...
have mercy on the dead.
It's not a single problem that bothers me.
I have thousands of problems.
Dad, send everyone away from here. Go! Go! Go!
Let me talk to him.
Please don't jump. - Tony,
I have never seen anyone as brave as you in my life.
I cannot carry so much burden on my shoulders anymore.
Please allow me to retire.
When did you get out of jail?
Where are your henchmen?
Didn't I tell you I would be back in ten minutes?
So, you don't trust me, do you?
Oh- no, son! - Give a hand, man.
Are you insane? He is going to die there!
Your commentary is not helping.
What shall we do now?
I'm going to see the sunflowers.
Shall we call Peter Hein and ask him to get some safety net?
That's a great idea!
Don't jump now, okay?
When is the auspicious moment to jump?
In five minutes.
Hold it properly, or I'll smack your head.
I won't wait so long now.
Will he jump?
Never! After all, he's my brother.
Stay safe there. Let me bring the properties.
This is not right. See how he's scooting.
Are you all mocking me?
You must fill the petrol tank, okay?
No, my son.
Should I... Should I fall to the ground?
Oh- no! Tony! - Tony, my dear!
Finally, the heroine and villain are here!
Tony, please, come down.
Sorry, I lost my temper and lashed out at you.
Get down, please.
Because of you, I'm walking on top of this building like this.
You nagged me until all hell broke loose.
How can anyone find out a job in just one month?
No. No need for any job.
I cannot! - No need.
Kurian, you are the one responsible for all these.
I'll take care of both you and your
kids' expenses for the rest of your life.
Please don't jump. - Uh-oh! I'm so moved by that offer!
Just get lost, Kuriakose Uncle.
Oh! Octopus is here.
I missed the location. - Oh! That's why you are late?
Did he come to any decision? - He'll soon.
Why is no one taking any action?
I am gonna jump.
He's such a burden to society.
And now, a burden to the building too.
I'll show you all. - Oh-no. That's the edge.
Oh-no! Don't jump. - My son! No!
Bro, don't jump.
Nobody loves me. That's why I'm jumping.
Get lost!
It's already 1 O' clock at night. Make it fast. Jump.
I have to go back and play Pubg
I'm scared. Still, I'll jump.
Dad... I'm going.
I'm going.
Mummy...
Tell me, my son.
Tell aunty in Ollur that I asked about her before my death.
I'll tell her. But please don't jump.
No, no, no!
Brother, don't jump. - Son, Tony.
Oh- no! - No, my son!
Please don't jump, at least for the sake of our parents.
Don't jump!
MY SON....
TONY....
It's good that you got sloshed and tried to commit suicide then.
That made our wedding possible.
Or else my dad would have come up with some theatrics!
So, you're okay with my theatrics!
Come on! I was not talking about you, but my dad.
I'll nail down all your theatrics if you dare come up with any.
Oho!
Give me a kiss.
What a nuisance! This is all you think every time?!
Then why did I marry you?
I could have died that day.
But when I was about to jump...
MY SON...
GO HOME!
He and his damn suicide!
When elders are alive and still kicking!
Climbing up seemed much easier.
Tell me, what's troubling you?
Grandma, do you live on Mars? - No, in Kerala.
Can't you see any of my problems?
You need a job.
That's all your problem, right?
Hand me that phone.
Let me call that senior priest and get you a job.
Get it.
There's no power supply?
Father, your phone is ringing. Don't sleep on the ladder.
Who's calling at this odd time? - Must be the pastor.
Hello. - This is Alice.
Oh! It's you, Grandma!
I'm working on the power lines.
Whatever!
My second grandchild urgently needs a job.
I just brought him down here from the verge of suicide.
Oh-no! Committing suicide is a sin! - Is it?
I'll give him the phone.
No... it's okay. - Here you go.
Hello, child...
At present, we need a manager to organise tours to 14 churches.
I'll get that job for you. Okay?
Okay.
Phoning too long from the electric post may cause electric shock.
Alright, Father. - Hang up, then.
I got the job. - You beardo!
Shall I try touching it?
Go for it.
Tony! What roguery was that?! - I got the job. Oh-no!
Is this your joke?
Save me, please.
It was better if he jumped and died!
Enough, dear.
What's wrong with you? - There're 150 steps.
Kuriakose, I've arranged a job for my grandson.
You must arrange my kids' wedding as soon as possible.
Till then, I'll keep this stick in my hand ready to beat you up.
You careful!
Mummy, it's booked! The wedding hall is booked!
Booked the caterers as well.
All the dishes are fishes.
Hey, boy! Reduce the flame. The tuna is getting burnt.
There won't be any delay from our side.
You make sure that there is no delay from your side.
Pathrose, did you hear him?
Yes.
What a smile!
Hug her, man!
Uncle is calling. - Hey, come here.
Come.
Come, stand here.
Hey, keep that phone aside. Come here for a pic.
Why? For a flex? - Dad...
Where's Kurian?
Uh-oh. Kuriakose is standing there.
Kurian, come. - Tch!
Son... Sony!
Excellent!
Mummy, look at those two...
Did you see that drama?
Didn't I ask you to come?
His photoshoot! Duh!
Pathrose, leave some gap here.
For what? - To paste my Martina's picture.
That's a great idea. - Give me that candy.
Nah, no actions. Go!
These fools think everything's okay now!
But I'm gonna narrate this story.
Eh! Uh- oh!
Who the hell stopped this cinema now? Bloody...
You can simply sit and collect with me spending on the wedding!
This is the groom's sister.
I'm in 12th grade.
A well-planned, decent wedding is a first in my family.
That too in an auditorium.
Yuck! - I'll definitely collect!
Come.
Hello, Tony's mom! - Did you come?
Why tell me that?
This is my protest.
What's this?
I'll eat it all! Scram! - How many times, man?!
There's no point in you taking all these home.
Afterall, who's there to eat?
Serve O king, serve.
You too got a girl! - He snatched her from me.
Hey!
Keep it here.
How many did you take?
Kill him! - I went to face death.
14! - 16, huh?!
It's 19, man!
Did you think I didn't know Math?
Aren't you ashamed to come to their wedding and gobble?
Yuck!
I'll swallow my sorrows.
I wish I had a girlfriend like her!
What if you had one?
If he had, he would've come and gobbled in my wedding too!
Eat, man. Eat it all up.
Eat whatever you would've gobbled that day!
Are we off to Nagaland? - No, to Veegaland!
Wow!
She's the last in the family!
Can you bless her to not fall off the tracks?
AEO of Chellanam is here.
How many heads should I bless if I come for a wedding?!
Today's quota is over.
I might be a priest, but also a human being.