WEBVTT

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[hockey team, on phone]
<i>Happy Thanksgiving!</i>

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Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.

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- [chuckles]
- [call disconnects]

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["Sue Me" by Audrey Hobert playing]

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[sighs]

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They didn't see you.

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<i>♪In my bones, yeah, I know it's platonic ♪</i>

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<i>♪Fucking your ex is iconic ♪</i>

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<i>♪Sue me, I wanna be,
sue me, I gotta be ♪</i>

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<i>♪Sue me, I wanna be ♪</i>

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<i>♪Wanted ♪</i>

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[Allie sighs] Night-night.

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Wellsy?

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Wellsy?

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["Sex Party" by Sugar Pit playing]

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<i>♪Super hot, big fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪Lights off...♪</i>

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[laughing]

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<i>♪I wanna know
what's your fantasy ♪</i>

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<i>♪We can make it happen
at my sex party ♪</i>

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What the fuck?

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You again.

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No, not me again. You again.

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Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?

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- Well, this is my house.
- Yeah, where you presumably have a room.

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It's you from the bathroom.

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Yes, we've established it's me.

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Did you follow me?

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I was here first.

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Well, it's not my fault
you won't leave me alone.

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Well, it's not my fault
you can't survive two seconds

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- without sticking your dick in someone.
- Oh.

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No offense.

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- All good.
- None taken.

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- I take offense.
- No one asked you.

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You know, we don't really need him.

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- You wanna go back to mine?
- Mm-hmm.

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- [both giggling]
- Wait, no, no, wait, wait, wait!

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She's leaving in a second.

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- Jesus.
- [laughs]

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[door closes]

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[groans]

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[sighs]

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- Happy now?
- A little bit.

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Whatever.

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I'm going outside.

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["Nowhere" by Mod Kiddo playing]

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[exhales]

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So, you're breaking up
with your boyfriend?

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What? I'm not breaking up with him.

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You want to, though.

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You guys have been together
since your freshman year, on and off.

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But now you're not sure about your future
because the dude's gonna move to Vermont

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and be a boring insurance salesman

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and you, you wanna act.

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How?

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You told pretty much everyone
tonight at karaoke.

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Oh, my God.

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[Dean laughs]

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Okay, so what are you gonna do?

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I don't know.

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This whole thing.

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I just...

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My dad gave up so much
to be there for my mom when she...

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And I know that meant everything to her.

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And their relationship was beautiful.

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And I want that.

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But you don't want to move to Vermont.

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No.

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Okay, so what do you want, Allie?

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I guess... I want to be in love.

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But I don't want that to make it
impossible for me to, like, move to LA

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or take a show to Edinburgh,

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work my ass off on Broadway, you know?

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I want to be able to do it all.

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Even though I know it's more likely
I'll succeed at none of it.

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- So...
- Hell no.

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That's not dumb.

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If that's what you want, go after it.

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People who care about you will understand.

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And if they don't,
they're not your people.

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Okay, which one of your exes
taught you to be so insightful?

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I don't have any exes. It's...

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- the weed.
- Wait.

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Dean Di Laurentis
has never had a girlfriend?

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I like being the casual sex guy.
It's easy.

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I have heard you're easy.

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I'm Six Flags, baby.

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Everybody wants a ride.

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They come for a good time,
not a long time, and that's fine by me.

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Is it?

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[cell phone vibrates]

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Looking at it won't make him text.

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[laughs] No. No, you're so right.

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Here, save me from myself.

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[laughs]

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[Allie] What?

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- What are you--
- When you break up with this guy,

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which you will,

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you're gonna want a fun ride
to distract you.

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Call me.

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Sorry, dude. I don't do roller coasters.

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<i>♪I was too scared to let myself sing ♪</i>

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<i>♪All these pieces left behind ♪</i>

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<i>♪Making it easier to find ♪</i>

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["Bluest Flame (DJ Sliink Remix)
by Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco playing]

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[inaudible]

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[line ringing]

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- [laughing]
- [cell phone ringing]

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One sec.

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<i>Well, hello.</i>

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Yeah, I know.

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I said I wouldn't call.

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<i>And yet?</i>

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[sighs] And yet.

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You're calling.

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I broke up with Sean.

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[exhales]

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I'm sorry.

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Hmm. No, you're not.

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No. I'm not.

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I really want to call him.

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But you called me instead.

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I did.

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You lied.

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About what?

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You like roller coasters.

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No.

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[call ends]

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I fucking love roller coasters.

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["Touch Me" by DivineDevine,
Shai Nowell, and 2oo7 playing]

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[both moaning]

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<i>♪I just wanna know
if maybe it would be okay ♪</i>

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<i>♪If we could get together after hours
maybe at my place...♪</i>

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[panting] Okay.

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I just broke up with Sean,
and I can't hurt his feelings.

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- This is a one-time thing.
- Uh-huh.

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[Allie laughs]

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Tell no one.

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- I got it.
- Good.

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<i>♪Backs against the wall ♪</i>

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<i>♪Baby, give it all ♪</i>

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<i>♪I wanna believe ♪</i>

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<i>♪Treat me like you need me...♪</i>

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[moaning]

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<i>♪Oh please baby don't be dense...♪</i>

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[panting and moaning continues]

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<i>♪Careful with my body-ody
like a brand new Benz...♪</i>

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Okay, this is the last time.

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[Dean laughs]

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<i>♪...make it go just like the rest ♪</i>

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<i>♪It gets better if you let me ♪</i>

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<i>♪Dive into this ocean
make it ride just like a jet ski ♪</i>

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<i>♪I can take you up
like falcon doors all on a teslie...♪</i>

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Okay, <i>this</i> is the last time.

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<i>♪...if you ready ♪</i>

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<i>♪If you ready ♪</i>

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<i>♪Touch me ♪</i>

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<i>♪Squeeze me
treat me like you need me...♪</i>

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[gasps]

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<i>♪Baby give it all ♪</i>

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<i>♪I wanna believe...♪</i>

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[both laughing]

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- [loud thud]
- [song fades]

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[indistinct voices]

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- I thought you said no one was home.
- They weren't supposed to be.

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Okay, but...

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[Tucker] Yeah, give me a second.
I forgot something in the bathroom.

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- Hold on, hold on.
- Dude, dude, take it.

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[Tucker] One second, all right.

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[water splashing]

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[vibrating sound]

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I'm sorry. I just needed my--

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Yeah, no. It's fine, man. Just...

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[vibrating sound continues]

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- Just go.
- Okay, I'll go.

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[gasping for breath]

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[song resumes]

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That was absolutely the last time.

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<i>♪Backs against the wall ♪</i>

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<i>♪Baby, give it all ♪</i>

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<i>♪Touch me ♪</i>

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<i>♪Squeeze me
treat me like you need me ♪</i>

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I just think this is really important
to Garrett that this goes well.

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That's what relationships are for, honeybun.

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Supporting each other.
Helping each other grow as people.

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Can't all be about sex and fun.

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- [cell phone vibrates]
- Mm.

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Shit, the bus is almost here. Gotta go.

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What? No, Garrett can just drive you.

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No, it's fine. I love a bus.

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You hate a bus.

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It's fine.

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Love you. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Happy Thanksgiving.

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["Can't Get Enough" by Winifred playing]

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<i>♪I can't get enough of your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪I can't get enough of your love ♪</i>

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<i>♪I can't get enough of your love...♪</i>

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All roads lead back to Dean.

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This is just a ride.

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Allie, this is...

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- Beau Maxwell.
- Yeah.

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- Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
- Oh, yeah. You know Jo?

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Well, I don't "know her" know her,

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but I know her in the way
that she's like a god who walks among us.

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She booked a Lynn Nottage play,
like, a week after graduating,

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and now she's Zendaya’s understudy
in <i>Oleanna</i> on Broadway.

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Joanna Maxwell's, like, iconic.

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You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
You know that.

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Okay, sorry.
I bet you're so sick of theater talk.

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You kidding? You're looking at the guy
who skipped his midterm

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to go see J-Groff in <i>Merrily.</i>

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No way. Did he spit on you?

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- Oh, don't get him started.
- So much.

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- I was in, like, the sixth row.
- Shut up!

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Okay, favorite musical of all time.
Three, two, one.

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- [both] <i>In the Heights.</i>
- Fuck off.

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- [Allie] Stop!
- You guys just met.

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Okay, okay, second favorite.
Three, two, one.

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- [both] <i>Little Shop.</i>
- [gasps]

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[laughs] Oh, my God, you guys!

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What'd you say?

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What?

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["Omigod You Guys" playing]

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<i>♪Oh, my God ♪</i>

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<i>♪Oh, my God, you guys...♪</i>

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What is this, hell?

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You're receiving an education.

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<i>♪Elle saw right through
that salesgirl's lies...♪</i>

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What is this? What...

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<i>♪...but I'm not that blonde ♪</i>

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<i>♪I may be in love, but I'm not stupid ♪</i>

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<i>♪Lady, I've got eyes ♪</i>

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- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

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<i>♪Sorry, our mistake ♪</i>

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<i>♪Courtney, take your break ♪</i>

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No, no, no.

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- [turns music off]
- I can't--

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Don't listen to him, Allie, all right?

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Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna
just like the rest of us.

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- What? I don't know what you mean by that.
- Yeah, you do.

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Dean, do you sing?

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- Absolutely not.
- No, Dean was more of a dancer.

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- Stop. Stop.
- [laughing]

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- Please tell me there's a video.
- Oh, there's a video.

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I will kill you.

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["Good Girls Go Bad"
by Cobra Starship plays]

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[laughs]

00:11:26.771 --> 00:11:28.562 align:center
Okay, the sunglasses are too good.

00:11:28.563 --> 00:11:31.770 align:center
Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
No reason. No reason at all.

00:11:31.771 --> 00:11:33.520 align:center
Okay, well, you are sending this to me.

00:11:33.521 --> 00:11:34.770 align:center
- No, you're not.
- Obviously.

00:11:34.771 --> 00:11:36.229 align:center
Need a ride back Friday?

00:11:36.230 --> 00:11:37.270 align:center
Do I get to DJ?

00:11:37.271 --> 00:11:38.645 align:center
Hell, yeah, you get to DJ.

00:11:38.646 --> 00:11:42.020 align:center
As long as you exclusively play songs
that'll make Dean miserable.

00:11:42.021 --> 00:11:43.937 align:center
On second thought,
I think you should take the bus.

00:11:43.938 --> 00:11:46.937 align:center
Oh, no, no, don't listen to him, Allie.
He can hitchhike to New York.

00:11:46.938 --> 00:11:48.146 align:center
[cell phone vibrating]

00:11:56.230 --> 00:11:57.688 align:center
See you Friday.

00:12:01.146 --> 00:12:02.145 align:center
[Hannah on phone] <i>Are you alone now?</i>

00:12:02.146 --> 00:12:04.187 align:center
<i>Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's
new British accent?</i>

00:12:04.188 --> 00:12:06.479 align:center
[Allie] And she goes by Kiara now.

00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:07.895 align:center
It's, like, a whole thing.

00:12:07.896 --> 00:12:09.980 align:center
<i>Wasn't she in London for like a week?</i>

00:12:14.105 --> 00:12:16.771 align:center
<i>- Al?</i>
- Huh? Um, no, yeah, totally.

00:12:17.438 --> 00:12:19.979 align:center
Uh, okay, what's going on?

00:12:19.980 --> 00:12:22.605 align:center
No, nothing.
It's just like, everyone's over.

00:12:25.188 --> 00:12:27.395 align:center
<i>Hey, Allie Hayes, I can hear your nails.
Who are you texting?</i>

00:12:27.396 --> 00:12:29.229 align:center
[Allie] What? Nobody.

00:12:29.230 --> 00:12:30.937 align:center
It's Sean. You're backsliding.

00:12:30.938 --> 00:12:32.187 align:center
Am not.

00:12:32.188 --> 00:12:33.604 align:center
<i>Hey, it's okay.</i>

00:12:33.605 --> 00:12:35.313 align:center
It's my dad. He, um...

00:12:36.355 --> 00:12:38.104 align:center
He can't find the remote again. He...

00:12:38.105 --> 00:12:41.021 align:center
I swear he has ADHD,
but his generation's undiagnosable.

00:12:41.688 --> 00:12:42.938 align:center
<i>Oh, okay.</i>

00:12:43.730 --> 00:12:45.146 align:center
Okay, I should probably go help.

00:12:45.980 --> 00:12:47.229 align:center
Love you, miss you. Gobble, gobble.

00:12:47.230 --> 00:12:48.479 align:center
[phone beeps off]

00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:52.021 align:center
[slow, tender music]

00:12:56.105 --> 00:12:57.021 align:center
[Allie sighs]

00:13:03.188 --> 00:13:04.480 align:center
[traffic ambiance]

00:13:08.438 --> 00:13:09.438 align:center
Hey.

00:13:10.605 --> 00:13:12.230 align:center
Happy Thanksgiving.

00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:15.479 align:center
Cute.

00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:17.313 align:center
Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.

00:13:20.730 --> 00:13:21.813 align:center
Holy shit.

00:13:24.021 --> 00:13:27.313 align:center
I mean, I kind of hate you, but...

00:13:28.021 --> 00:13:29.271 align:center
holy fucking shit.

00:13:30.146 --> 00:13:31.188 align:center
Thanks?

00:13:37.188 --> 00:13:41.062 align:center
No, I mean, seriously,
it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's <i>AD</i> tour

00:13:41.063 --> 00:13:43.230 align:center
and the Guggenheim had a baby.

00:13:47.271 --> 00:13:49.230 align:center
- You said this wasn't a date.
- It's not.

00:13:50.021 --> 00:13:52.104 align:center
- Feels like a date.
- It's not.

00:13:52.105 --> 00:13:54.188 align:center
It's a good bottle of wine
my parents won't miss.

00:13:55.605 --> 00:13:56.855 align:center
Happy Thanksgiving.

00:13:58.813 --> 00:14:00.146 align:center
Happy Thanksgiving.

00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:05.396 align:center
Okay.

00:14:06.105 --> 00:14:07.604 align:center
Do you want the tour?

00:14:07.605 --> 00:14:09.438 align:center
Is it gonna make me hate you more?

00:14:10.730 --> 00:14:11.813 align:center
Probably.

00:14:12.521 --> 00:14:15.270 align:center
Your sister's closet
is the size of my bedroom.

00:14:15.271 --> 00:14:16.645 align:center
I could literally live in it.

00:14:16.646 --> 00:14:18.813 align:center
I don't know why one person
needs so many vintage bags.

00:14:19.813 --> 00:14:22.730 align:center
Usually, we have a Basquiat there,
but it's on loan to the Whitney.

00:14:27.896 --> 00:14:29.188 align:center
Okay, let's see it.

00:14:30.438 --> 00:14:31.480 align:center
What?

00:14:32.271 --> 00:14:33.479 align:center
Your big move.

00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:34.604 align:center
Grand finale.

00:14:34.605 --> 00:14:36.813 align:center
I don't know what you're talking about.

00:14:40.605 --> 00:14:41.770 align:center
Fine.

00:14:41.771 --> 00:14:45.645 align:center
There's a piano in the den,
and I usually end the tour there.

00:14:45.646 --> 00:14:47.229 align:center
And I talk about the piano,

00:14:47.230 --> 00:14:51.271 align:center
and then they ask if I play,
and then I say, "Kind of."

00:14:51.855 --> 00:14:53.812 align:center
- Kind of?
- Exactly.

00:14:53.813 --> 00:14:55.980 align:center
Then I sit down and I play "Mad World."

00:14:56.521 --> 00:14:58.312 align:center
"Mad World?"

00:14:58.313 --> 00:15:01.145 align:center
It's the only song I know, and it works.
It works, okay?

00:15:01.146 --> 00:15:02.480 align:center
Can you be normal?

00:15:03.355 --> 00:15:04.312 align:center
It's just me.

00:15:04.313 --> 00:15:06.313 align:center
- I am being normal.
- No, you're not.

00:15:07.730 --> 00:15:09.438 align:center
What would you be doing if I wasn't here?

00:15:15.188 --> 00:15:16.770 align:center
You play chess by yourself?

00:15:16.771 --> 00:15:20.146 align:center
I had to get better than Summer.
She's a chaos monster.

00:15:20.938 --> 00:15:22.770 align:center
My dad taught us when we were little.

00:15:22.771 --> 00:15:24.520 align:center
It was a family tradition.

00:15:24.521 --> 00:15:25.854 align:center
That's sweet.

00:15:25.855 --> 00:15:27.063 align:center
It's cutthroat.

00:15:28.896 --> 00:15:30.230 align:center
Where is your family now?

00:15:31.480 --> 00:15:32.645 align:center
St. Barts.

00:15:32.646 --> 00:15:34.895 align:center
We have a-- We have a place there.

00:15:34.896 --> 00:15:36.312 align:center
Sounds terrible.

00:15:36.313 --> 00:15:37.313 align:center
Mm, doesn't it?

00:15:38.646 --> 00:15:41.020 align:center
I'm so glad Jensen's
making us practice on Friday

00:15:41.021 --> 00:15:43.480 align:center
because otherwise I'd be--
you know, I'd be laying on a beach

00:15:44.855 --> 00:15:48.021 align:center
day drinking with Nick and destroying
Summer in beach volleyball.

00:15:48.563 --> 00:15:50.729 align:center
God, you live a tough life, Di Laurentis.

00:15:50.730 --> 00:15:52.271 align:center
The worst.

00:15:57.105 --> 00:15:58.688 align:center
I'm sorry you can't be
with your family, though.

00:15:59.896 --> 00:16:01.771 align:center
It seems like you miss them.

00:16:03.563 --> 00:16:05.105 align:center
I get to be here with you.

00:16:06.813 --> 00:16:07.771 align:center
Also...

00:16:10.646 --> 00:16:11.729 align:center
Check.

00:16:11.730 --> 00:16:13.187 align:center
- Come on!
- Never...

00:16:13.188 --> 00:16:15.520 align:center
ever let the enemy distract you.

00:16:15.521 --> 00:16:17.563 align:center
[both laugh]

00:16:19.021 --> 00:16:20.105 align:center
Okay.

00:16:22.230 --> 00:16:23.355 align:center
[sighs]

00:16:24.730 --> 00:16:27.688 align:center
["girl in new york" by ROLE MODEL playing]

00:17:03.896 --> 00:17:06.230 align:center
- Never let the enemy distract you.
- [laughs]

00:17:08.521 --> 00:17:09.938 align:center
<i>♪Feel me ♪</i>

00:17:11.688 --> 00:17:14.020 align:center
<i>♪Ah ooh ♪</i>

00:17:14.021 --> 00:17:17.855 align:center
<i>♪Do you think about the way
we used to feel?♪</i>

00:17:18.771 --> 00:17:20.730 align:center
<i>♪Oh, oh ♪</i>

00:17:22.938 --> 00:17:25.604 align:center
<i>♪Your momma warned you
about the boys like me ♪</i>

00:17:25.605 --> 00:17:27.980 align:center
<i>♪We're said to break your heart ♪</i>

00:17:29.355 --> 00:17:30.605 align:center
<i>♪Ain't that true?♪</i>

00:17:33.313 --> 00:17:36.062 align:center
<i>♪I wish you listened to your friends ♪</i>

00:17:36.063 --> 00:17:38.521 align:center
<i>♪When they had told you, "Break apart"♪</i>

00:17:39.646 --> 00:17:40.896 align:center
<i>♪Yeah ♪</i>

00:17:43.188 --> 00:17:46.145 align:center
<i>♪Hey, it's never too late to make love ♪</i>

00:17:46.146 --> 00:17:48.855 align:center
<i>♪But I don't want to have to make up ♪</i>

00:17:50.188 --> 00:17:52.688 align:center
<i>♪No, I don't want to have to make up ♪</i>

00:17:54.230 --> 00:17:56.645 align:center
<i>♪It's never too late to make love ♪</i>

00:17:56.646 --> 00:17:59.230 align:center
<i>♪But I don't want to have to make up ♪</i>

00:18:00.646 --> 00:18:02.980 align:center
<i>♪No, I don't want to have to make up ♪</i>

00:18:04.646 --> 00:18:07.020 align:center
<i>♪It's never too late to make love ♪</i>

00:18:07.021 --> 00:18:09.563 align:center
<i>♪But I don't want to have to make up ♪</i>

00:18:11.146 --> 00:18:13.480 align:center
<i>♪No, I don't want to have to make up ♪</i>

00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:16.312 align:center
<i>♪Ooh ♪</i>

00:18:16.313 --> 00:18:20.688 align:center
<i>♪Do you think about the way
we used to feel ♪</i>

00:18:21.646 --> 00:18:23.021 align:center
<i>♪Feel me ♪</i>

00:18:24.313 --> 00:18:26.188 align:center
[chess pieces clatter]

00:18:26.855 --> 00:18:30.646 align:center
<i>♪Do you think about the way
we used to feel?♪</i>

00:18:31.938 --> 00:18:33.604 align:center
[Allie laughing]

00:18:33.605 --> 00:18:35.146 align:center
[song ends]

00:18:37.688 --> 00:18:40.771 align:center
Be honest, how many of your neighbors
have seen you butt naked?

00:18:42.688 --> 00:18:44.229 align:center
Literally all of them.

00:18:44.230 --> 00:18:45.813 align:center
[both laugh]

00:18:47.146 --> 00:18:48.438 align:center
[cell phone rings]

00:18:50.730 --> 00:18:52.187 align:center
Sorry, it's the guys.

00:18:52.188 --> 00:18:53.230 align:center
Take it.

00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:55.605 align:center
Seriously?

00:18:59.230 --> 00:19:00.270 align:center
Hello?

00:19:00.271 --> 00:19:02.979 align:center
[Logan on phone] <i>Hey! What?
Are you already asleep?</i>

00:19:02.980 --> 00:19:05.479 align:center
It’s called tryptophan, motherfuckers.

00:19:05.480 --> 00:19:06.729 align:center
[Hannah] <i>Where are you?</i>

00:19:06.730 --> 00:19:09.729 align:center
[Tucker]
<i>He's in fucking New York on Thanksgiving.</i>

00:19:09.730 --> 00:19:11.312 align:center
<i>Yankees suck!</i>

00:19:11.313 --> 00:19:13.937 align:center
[all chanting] <i>Yankees suck!
Yankees suck!</i>

00:19:13.938 --> 00:19:15.562 align:center
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

00:19:15.563 --> 00:19:18.104 align:center
Well, at least I'm not
freezing my ass off at the rink.

00:19:18.105 --> 00:19:20.813 align:center
[Logan] <i>Last time I checked,
my ass was pretty intact.</i>

00:19:21.355 --> 00:19:24.062 align:center
- [Tucker] <i>Can confirm.</i>
- [Garrett] <i>You guys are so dumb.</i>

00:19:24.063 --> 00:19:26.604 align:center
[Hannah] <i>Dean, do you never
have a shirt on?</i>

00:19:26.605 --> 00:19:28.520 align:center
[Dean]
Wellsy, don't stoop to their level.

00:19:28.521 --> 00:19:30.354 align:center
[all] <i>Happy Thanksgiving!</i>

00:19:30.355 --> 00:19:32.437 align:center
<i>Happy Thanksgiving!</i>

00:19:32.438 --> 00:19:34.105 align:center
Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.

00:19:37.646 --> 00:19:38.896 align:center
[sighs]

00:19:40.355 --> 00:19:41.730 align:center
They didn't see you.

00:19:44.521 --> 00:19:46.188 align:center
This was supposed to be a one-time thing.

00:19:46.813 --> 00:19:49.312 align:center
I mean, Hannah's stupid happy
and Garrett's your friend.

00:19:49.313 --> 00:19:51.520 align:center
- Like, I can't mess that up.
- How is this messing it up?

00:19:51.521 --> 00:19:53.520 align:center
By making her thing about me.

00:19:53.521 --> 00:19:54.854 align:center
She deserves this.

00:19:54.855 --> 00:19:56.938 align:center
And the second people find out we're...

00:19:57.980 --> 00:20:00.729 align:center
- They're gonna ask what this is.
- No, no. No one's gonna ask that.

00:20:00.730 --> 00:20:02.313 align:center
They're not gonna ask <i>you</i> that.

00:20:05.105 --> 00:20:07.562 align:center
People are gonna talk
and Sean will find out,

00:20:07.563 --> 00:20:08.896 align:center
and I can't hurt him.

00:20:09.605 --> 00:20:13.021 align:center
Like, I called you, what,
36 hours after I broke up with him?

00:20:13.980 --> 00:20:16.187 align:center
That's less than 48. Oh, my God.

00:20:16.188 --> 00:20:19.729 align:center
I-I-I fucked you less than 48 hours
after breaking up with Sean.

00:20:19.730 --> 00:20:21.812 align:center
We had fun. We were safe.
We didn't hurt anyone.

00:20:21.813 --> 00:20:23.520 align:center
Yeah, so let's keep it that way.

00:20:23.521 --> 00:20:25.104 align:center
Allie, come on.

00:20:25.105 --> 00:20:26.437 align:center
[Hannah playing guitar]

00:20:26.438 --> 00:20:27.980 align:center
I'm sorry. I have to go.

00:20:29.063 --> 00:20:30.312 align:center
- Allie.
- [Hannah] <i>♪There you stood ♪</i>

00:20:30.313 --> 00:20:33.562 align:center
<i>♪Behind your glasses ♪</i>

00:20:33.563 --> 00:20:34.730 align:center
[sighs]

00:20:35.896 --> 00:20:37.604 align:center
<i>♪There you stood ♪</i>

00:20:37.605 --> 00:20:40.270 align:center
<i>♪There you stood, regret the past ♪</i>

00:20:40.271 --> 00:20:44.021 align:center
<i>♪But regretting all the things
that past, but...♪</i>

00:20:44.605 --> 00:20:46.020 align:center
[laughing] Hey.

00:20:46.021 --> 00:20:48.312 align:center
- How was practice?
- It was fine.

00:20:48.313 --> 00:20:49.645 align:center
- Hey.
- How are you?

00:20:49.646 --> 00:20:50.979 align:center
Good.

00:20:50.980 --> 00:20:54.270 align:center
- I can practice this downstairs if you...
- No, stay.

00:20:54.271 --> 00:20:55.771 align:center
I'm just gonna close my eyes.

00:20:59.438 --> 00:21:02.271 align:center
<i>♪There you stood behind your glasses ♪</i>

00:21:03.771 --> 00:21:06.980 align:center
<i>♪In a hazy yellow world ♪</i>

00:21:08.230 --> 00:21:10.437 align:center
<i>♪Alone enough for me to ask ♪</i>

00:21:10.438 --> 00:21:13.520 align:center
<i>♪Just alone enough ♪</i>

00:21:13.521 --> 00:21:16.271 align:center
<i>♪To feel the hurt ♪</i>

00:21:16.855 --> 00:21:20.937 align:center
<i>♪The glow ♪</i>

00:21:20.938 --> 00:21:24.563 align:center
<i>♪The glow of star-born eyes ♪</i>

00:21:25.271 --> 00:21:27.855 align:center
<i>♪Reflect the sky ♪</i>

00:21:29.521 --> 00:21:31.729 align:center
<i>♪Until I find ♪</i>

00:21:31.730 --> 00:21:35.855 align:center
<i>♪I'm sinking into your ♪</i>

00:21:37.271 --> 00:21:41.230 align:center
<i>♪Yellow, yellow haze ♪</i>

00:21:41.730 --> 00:21:44.896 align:center
<i>♪Lingering as you pour ♪</i>

00:21:48.521 --> 00:21:50.187 align:center
Why did you stop?

00:21:50.188 --> 00:21:51.687 align:center
You're exhausted.

00:21:51.688 --> 00:21:53.479 align:center
No, I like listening to you sing.

00:21:53.480 --> 00:21:54.770 align:center
I like playing for you.

00:21:54.771 --> 00:21:56.187 align:center
What do you think?

00:21:56.188 --> 00:21:57.438 align:center
You sound beautiful.

00:21:57.938 --> 00:22:00.646 align:center
About the song, the lyrics.

00:22:06.188 --> 00:22:07.604 align:center
- You hate it.
- No.

00:22:07.605 --> 00:22:09.812 align:center
No, I don't. At all.

00:22:09.813 --> 00:22:12.187 align:center
I... I really like the melody.

00:22:12.188 --> 00:22:14.395 align:center
I just... I don't get it.

00:22:14.396 --> 00:22:16.270 align:center
I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired, but...

00:22:16.271 --> 00:22:18.437 align:center
No, no, it's okay. I don't get it either.

00:22:18.438 --> 00:22:21.062 align:center
[laughs] What exactly is a yellow haze?

00:22:21.063 --> 00:22:24.354 align:center
Justin said something
about the aura of falling in love.

00:22:24.355 --> 00:22:25.395 align:center
Oh.

00:22:25.396 --> 00:22:26.895 align:center
Is it getting worse?

00:22:26.896 --> 00:22:28.645 align:center
- Well, have you talked to him about it?
- Yeah.

00:22:28.646 --> 00:22:32.229 align:center
I thought I could fix it, but, I mean,
the showcase is in two weeks.

00:22:32.230 --> 00:22:35.312 align:center
And my gut is telling me
you should just start over.

00:22:35.313 --> 00:22:38.229 align:center
I just can't figure out how to tell Justin
his lyrics aren't working.

00:22:38.230 --> 00:22:41.188 align:center
Well, have you tried,
"Hey, asshole, this isn't working"?

00:22:41.771 --> 00:22:43.062 align:center
- Right?
- No.

00:22:43.063 --> 00:22:44.562 align:center
- [both laugh]
- No!

00:22:44.563 --> 00:22:47.979 align:center
- You never had a problem giving me shit.
- Well, this is different. This is his art.

00:22:47.980 --> 00:22:49.437 align:center
This is your art, too.

00:22:49.438 --> 00:22:51.812 align:center
- And your showcase piece.
- [strums]

00:22:51.813 --> 00:22:52.896 align:center
- Ah!
- [both chuckle]

00:22:54.355 --> 00:22:56.562 align:center
You've got this. I believe in you.

00:22:56.563 --> 00:22:57.980 align:center
Hmm.

00:23:00.730 --> 00:23:05.979 align:center
<i>♪Justin, our song fucking sucks
and we're gonna lose the showcase ♪</i>

00:23:05.980 --> 00:23:07.645 align:center
Oh, we got a winner here.

00:23:07.646 --> 00:23:10.187 align:center
<i>♪It sounds so bad, so bad ♪</i>

00:23:10.188 --> 00:23:11.687 align:center
Actually, you know what, usually,
I like hearing you sing, but...

00:23:11.688 --> 00:23:13.979 align:center
<i>♪Oh, Garrett hates my singing ♪</i>

00:23:13.980 --> 00:23:17.146 align:center
<i>♪But it's okay, 'cause he loves me ♪</i>

00:23:17.646 --> 00:23:18.605 align:center
Yeah, I do.

00:23:27.355 --> 00:23:28.605 align:center
I...

00:23:29.521 --> 00:23:30.855 align:center
I love you, Wellsy.

00:23:34.230 --> 00:23:35.105 align:center
[soft chuckle]

00:23:38.521 --> 00:23:39.980 align:center
I love you, too.

00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:44.521 align:center
[soft, romantic music playing]

00:24:03.813 --> 00:24:05.688 align:center
You guys said "I love you"?

00:24:06.605 --> 00:24:10.229 align:center
If you would have told me six months ago
that I'd be hot and single

00:24:10.230 --> 00:24:14.563 align:center
and you'd be abandoning me to go spend
the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...

00:24:16.896 --> 00:24:18.187 align:center
Okay, I'm the worst.

00:24:18.188 --> 00:24:20.812 align:center
Being this happy when you're in a crisis?
I'm unpacking.

00:24:20.813 --> 00:24:24.645 align:center
What? No, no, no, no.
You're in love. Go be in love.

00:24:24.646 --> 00:24:26.979 align:center
Okay, you were texting Sean
over Thanksgiving.

00:24:26.980 --> 00:24:28.104 align:center
You miss him.

00:24:28.105 --> 00:24:29.896 align:center
Actually, I was not.

00:24:30.688 --> 00:24:32.230 align:center
He's been giving me space.

00:24:32.646 --> 00:24:34.188 align:center
And that's freaking you out?

00:24:34.980 --> 00:24:36.271 align:center
Surprisingly, no.

00:24:36.855 --> 00:24:38.313 align:center
I'm enjoying the space.

00:24:39.146 --> 00:24:40.855 align:center
- Well, that's great.
- Totally.

00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:42.521 align:center
Totally.

00:24:43.480 --> 00:24:45.937 align:center
Except, if I'm enjoying the space,

00:24:45.938 --> 00:24:48.437 align:center
then that means
I'm a terrible, shitty person

00:24:48.438 --> 00:24:53.313 align:center
who hurts someone she supposedly loved
and then just moves on.

00:24:58.313 --> 00:24:59.605 align:center
This is about your mom.

00:25:02.521 --> 00:25:04.771 align:center
She said never give up on love.

00:25:05.730 --> 00:25:09.229 align:center
And when she got sick,
my dad was there for her, you know?

00:25:09.230 --> 00:25:10.895 align:center
Like, every step of the way.

00:25:10.896 --> 00:25:13.021 align:center
Even when it got so hard.

00:25:13.646 --> 00:25:15.812 align:center
So then do I just call it quits with Sean

00:25:15.813 --> 00:25:18.521 align:center
because I'm not willing
to put in the work?

00:25:20.230 --> 00:25:21.979 align:center
Like, did I give up on love?

00:25:21.980 --> 00:25:23.312 align:center
Of course not.

00:25:23.313 --> 00:25:26.313 align:center
If Sean's not the great love of your life,
that's okay.

00:25:26.938 --> 00:25:28.605 align:center
You'll find another great love.

00:25:30.771 --> 00:25:33.562 align:center
Or, I mean, hear me out.

00:25:33.563 --> 00:25:35.563 align:center
Like, a fling?

00:25:36.063 --> 00:25:37.438 align:center
Okay, uh...

00:25:38.605 --> 00:25:42.229 align:center
flings have just not been super successful
for you, historically speaking.

00:25:42.230 --> 00:25:44.645 align:center
What are you talking about?
I can fling.

00:25:44.646 --> 00:25:46.187 align:center
- [laughing] Uh...
- I can!

00:25:46.188 --> 00:25:48.354 align:center
Remember after the second Sean breakup?

00:25:48.355 --> 00:25:51.062 align:center
All those dates with frat boys
who didn't believe in soap?

00:25:51.063 --> 00:25:52.521 align:center
[both laugh]

00:25:53.521 --> 00:25:55.688 align:center
Yeah, okay, well,
maybe that was my mistake.

00:25:56.188 --> 00:25:59.895 align:center
I don't need to date someone.
I just need a distraction.

00:25:59.896 --> 00:26:01.146 align:center
A fuck buddy.

00:26:02.855 --> 00:26:04.312 align:center
Okay, you know I love you.

00:26:04.313 --> 00:26:05.687 align:center
And I think you're perfect.

00:26:05.688 --> 00:26:07.771 align:center
And I will support you no matter what.

00:26:08.688 --> 00:26:11.145 align:center
But you, Allie Hayes,
are a card-carrying member.

00:26:11.146 --> 00:26:13.520 align:center
I know, I'm Team Boyfriend.

00:26:13.521 --> 00:26:14.604 align:center
Team Boyfriend.

00:26:14.605 --> 00:26:17.270 align:center
You like snuggling and inside jokes.

00:26:17.271 --> 00:26:20.104 align:center
You want to tell a guy about your day
and meet his mom

00:26:20.105 --> 00:26:22.562 align:center
and watch him run a 5K

00:26:22.563 --> 00:26:25.354 align:center
and then complain
about having to watch him run a 5K.

00:26:25.355 --> 00:26:27.687 align:center
It's a really stupid length for a race.

00:26:27.688 --> 00:26:29.771 align:center
Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.

00:26:30.605 --> 00:26:34.562 align:center
But whether you move on
or you get back together with him,

00:26:34.563 --> 00:26:36.646 align:center
bottom line is, I'm here for you.

00:26:37.521 --> 00:26:38.855 align:center
I'm Team Allie.

00:26:39.438 --> 00:26:41.479 align:center
So just know that and believe that.

00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:47.063 align:center
And totally ignore this giant duffle
I am packing to abandon you yet again.

00:26:48.105 --> 00:26:49.729 align:center
You're not abandoning me.

00:26:49.730 --> 00:26:54.021 align:center
You're going to have super hot sex
all night with a guy who loves you.

00:26:56.563 --> 00:26:58.812 align:center
But you're not taking that.

00:26:58.813 --> 00:26:59.980 align:center
It's mine.

00:27:04.980 --> 00:27:08.104 align:center
Maybe "all you can eat"
was not my most romantic idea?

00:27:08.105 --> 00:27:09.104 align:center
[laughs]

00:27:09.105 --> 00:27:10.145 align:center
Wellsy.

00:27:10.146 --> 00:27:11.812 align:center
Saw you guys on Fifth Line.

00:27:11.813 --> 00:27:13.437 align:center
Is Jules--

00:27:13.438 --> 00:27:15.438 align:center
- They're everywhere.
- Like God.

00:27:15.980 --> 00:27:17.604 align:center
We're supposed to be on a date.

00:27:17.605 --> 00:27:19.437 align:center
Oh, wow, you really splurged, G.

00:27:19.438 --> 00:27:22.771 align:center
- This one was my treat.
- Oh, then, rescinded.

00:27:24.688 --> 00:27:26.812 align:center
So, how was y'all's break?

00:27:26.813 --> 00:27:28.895 align:center
First time meeting Papa Graham, right?

00:27:28.896 --> 00:27:31.105 align:center
Yeah, it was... it was fine.

00:27:34.605 --> 00:27:36.980 align:center
Yeah. Family. Sucks.

00:27:38.980 --> 00:27:41.270 align:center
Did you at least get that signed jersey
for the Hurricanes fundraiser?

00:27:41.271 --> 00:27:43.063 align:center
That Phil Graham merch room is legit.

00:27:43.813 --> 00:27:44.896 align:center
Uh, not this year.

00:27:47.271 --> 00:27:48.895 align:center
What's the Hurricanes?

00:27:48.896 --> 00:27:52.479 align:center
It's a local youth hockey program.
We do a fundraiser for them every year.

00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:54.312 align:center
Logan was a Lil 'Cane.

00:27:54.313 --> 00:27:56.770 align:center
[all laugh]

00:27:56.771 --> 00:27:59.395 align:center
Oh, is that still happening?
I thought the venue fell through.

00:27:59.396 --> 00:28:01.355 align:center
Yeah, well, they double booked.
I'm trying to figure it out.

00:28:01.980 --> 00:28:04.770 align:center
Hey, we were really
counting on that Phil donation.

00:28:04.771 --> 00:28:06.562 align:center
I... I can reach out.

00:28:06.563 --> 00:28:09.230 align:center
I'll sign a jersey,
and you can auction that.

00:28:09.730 --> 00:28:11.937 align:center
Okay, big shot.
You're not in the pros yet.

00:28:11.938 --> 00:28:12.938 align:center
I didn't mean...

00:28:13.688 --> 00:28:14.730 align:center
I'm trying to help.

00:28:16.355 --> 00:28:18.105 align:center
Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?

00:28:20.605 --> 00:28:21.563 align:center
That's...

00:28:22.230 --> 00:28:24.312 align:center
- Really?
- Yeah, I can run it by Della.

00:28:24.313 --> 00:28:25.688 align:center
I'm sure she'll be happy to help.

00:28:27.105 --> 00:28:29.062 align:center
What kind of vibe were you thinking?

00:28:29.063 --> 00:28:31.354 align:center
[band playing "Dirty Little Secret"]
[crowd cheering]

00:28:31.355 --> 00:28:34.854 align:center
<i>♪I'll keep you, my dirty little secret ♪</i>

00:28:34.855 --> 00:28:36.604 align:center
<i>♪Dirty little secret ♪</i>

00:28:36.605 --> 00:28:38.395 align:center
<i>♪Don't tell anyone ♪</i>

00:28:38.396 --> 00:28:41.645 align:center
<i>♪Or you'll be just another regret ♪</i>

00:28:41.646 --> 00:28:43.437 align:center
<i>♪Just another regret ♪</i>

00:28:43.438 --> 00:28:45.020 align:center
<i>♪Hope that you can keep it ♪</i>

00:28:45.021 --> 00:28:46.562 align:center
<i>♪My dirty little secret ♪</i>

00:28:46.563 --> 00:28:50.187 align:center
<i>♪Dirty little secret,
dirty little secret ♪</i>

00:28:50.188 --> 00:29:00.187 align:center
<i>- ♪Who has to know?♪
- ♪Who has to know?♪</i>

00:29:00.188 --> 00:29:04.313 align:center
<i>♪Who has to know?♪</i>

00:29:05.021 --> 00:29:06.646 align:center
[crowd cheers and whoops]

00:29:08.938 --> 00:29:10.937 align:center
Give it up for After Hours, everybody.

00:29:10.938 --> 00:29:12.604 align:center
[all cheer]

00:29:12.605 --> 00:29:15.187 align:center
And a big round of applause
to my buddy John Logan

00:29:15.188 --> 00:29:17.604 align:center
for putting on this killer event!

00:29:17.605 --> 00:29:19.395 align:center
[all cheer]

00:29:19.396 --> 00:29:22.354 align:center
Look at him.
Doesn't get any better-looking than that.

00:29:22.355 --> 00:29:24.271 align:center
And he's single, ladies.

00:29:25.271 --> 00:29:27.562 align:center
And we've already raised 2,000 bucks
for those Lil 'Canes,

00:29:27.563 --> 00:29:29.187 align:center
but we want to raise a hell of a lot more
for those guys.

00:29:29.188 --> 00:29:32.604 align:center
So get drunk, hit up our silent auction,
and get some cool shit.

00:29:32.605 --> 00:29:36.895 align:center
Sadly, the photo booth is out of order,
but there's still a lot of fun to be had.

00:29:36.896 --> 00:29:38.395 align:center
The band is taking requests.

00:29:38.396 --> 00:29:41.187 align:center
So scan those QR codes and let them know
what songs you want to hear.

00:29:41.188 --> 00:29:43.355 align:center
- All right, you guys ready?
- [all cheer]

00:29:43.980 --> 00:29:45.355 align:center
Let's have some fun.

00:29:48.021 --> 00:29:51.437 align:center
<i>♪Let me know what I've done wrong ♪</i>

00:29:51.438 --> 00:29:54.605 align:center
<i>♪When I've known this all along...♪</i>

00:29:56.438 --> 00:29:57.605 align:center
So, what'd you think?

00:29:58.230 --> 00:29:59.438 align:center
"Dirty Little Secret"?

00:30:00.271 --> 00:30:01.729 align:center
That was mine.

00:30:01.730 --> 00:30:02.771 align:center
Subtle.

00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:06.437 align:center
Just reminding you in case you forgot,
I can keep a secret.

00:30:06.438 --> 00:30:08.104 align:center
I get that you're worried,
but there's no reason

00:30:08.105 --> 00:30:09.979 align:center
we can't just keep doing
what we've been doing.

00:30:09.980 --> 00:30:11.938 align:center
- Hooking up all over campus?
- Having fun.

00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:16.395 align:center
Just meet me in the bathroom
in, let's say, five minutes.

00:30:16.396 --> 00:30:17.812 align:center
You're delusional.

00:30:17.813 --> 00:30:19.354 align:center
Everyone we know is here.

00:30:19.355 --> 00:30:21.021 align:center
And I'm not that kind of girl.

00:30:22.396 --> 00:30:23.646 align:center
But you want to be.

00:30:27.938 --> 00:30:30.980 align:center
Take these to your boys.

00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:34.480 align:center
For the record, I am not delusional.

00:30:36.313 --> 00:30:37.604 align:center
I just know what I want.

00:30:37.605 --> 00:30:38.687 align:center
Go.

00:30:38.688 --> 00:30:42.145 align:center
[Justin] <i>♪Go around a time or two ♪</i>

00:30:42.146 --> 00:30:44.645 align:center
<i>♪Just to waste my time with you...♪</i>

00:30:44.646 --> 00:30:47.770 align:center
You see how quick they are?
They're going to capitalize on mistakes.

00:30:47.771 --> 00:30:50.854 align:center
Control is key. Tucker, you cannot
let them get a step on you.

00:30:50.855 --> 00:30:53.020 align:center
- Not a single one.
- No, Graham, I'm not having this.

00:30:53.021 --> 00:30:54.355 align:center
Put that thing away.

00:30:56.313 --> 00:30:57.812 align:center
We have St. A's tomorrow.

00:30:57.813 --> 00:31:00.062 align:center
We don't go to bars
to gripe and moan about hockey.

00:31:00.063 --> 00:31:03.020 align:center
We go to bars to score, okay?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

00:31:03.021 --> 00:31:05.229 align:center
- Fellas.
- Thank the Lord.

00:31:05.230 --> 00:31:07.854 align:center
Beau, tell them to stop
talking hockey shit.

00:31:07.855 --> 00:31:11.187 align:center
Oh, no, no. Keep talking hockey shit.
That's why I came over here.

00:31:11.188 --> 00:31:13.771 align:center
- [Tucker] Why?
- Puck bunnies, 11 o'clock.

00:31:16.355 --> 00:31:18.145 align:center
- Hey guys.
- Oh, hello.

00:31:18.146 --> 00:31:19.980 align:center
Hi, I'm Beau. Nice to meet you.

00:31:22.688 --> 00:31:25.645 align:center
<i>- ♪These sleeping dogs won't lie...♪</i>
- Here you go.

00:31:25.646 --> 00:31:28.812 align:center
<i>♪And all I've tried to hide ♪</i>

00:31:28.813 --> 00:31:30.520 align:center
<i>♪It's eating me apart...♪</i>

00:31:30.521 --> 00:31:33.062 align:center
We need more pigs in a blanket,
napkins, and--

00:31:33.063 --> 00:31:34.688 align:center
That really doesn't bother you?

00:31:37.021 --> 00:31:38.770 align:center
No, I trust Garrett.

00:31:38.771 --> 00:31:41.021 align:center
And the puck bunnies
are actually kind of cool.

00:31:41.896 --> 00:31:43.187 align:center
Yeah.

00:31:43.188 --> 00:31:44.605 align:center
They know what they want.

00:31:45.855 --> 00:31:48.271 align:center
God, it's so hot when someone
knows what they want.

00:31:48.855 --> 00:31:50.855 align:center
If you really want a fling,
I think you should go for it.

00:31:51.605 --> 00:31:53.770 align:center
- You think?
- Yeah, you're single.

00:31:53.771 --> 00:31:55.395 align:center
Embrace that.

00:31:55.396 --> 00:31:57.687 align:center
Just pick someone
who will never catch feelings for you.

00:31:57.688 --> 00:32:00.145 align:center
Someone down for anything.
Like the anti-Sean.

00:32:00.146 --> 00:32:02.270 align:center
Yeah, you make a good point.

00:32:02.271 --> 00:32:05.270 align:center
Yeah, someone with zero expectations
who just wants sex.

00:32:05.271 --> 00:32:06.438 align:center
Just sex.

00:32:08.688 --> 00:32:09.812 align:center
[crowd cheering]

00:32:09.813 --> 00:32:11.354 align:center
All right, we've got another request.

00:32:11.355 --> 00:32:13.062 align:center
[whoops and cheers]

00:32:13.063 --> 00:32:14.687 align:center
This one goes out to Maverick.

00:32:14.688 --> 00:32:16.813 align:center
[band playing "U + Ur Hand"]

00:32:22.230 --> 00:32:25.729 align:center
<i>♪Check it out
going out on the late night ♪</i>

00:32:25.730 --> 00:32:28.645 align:center
<i>♪Looking tight, feeling nice
it's a cock fight ♪</i>

00:32:28.646 --> 00:32:32.520 align:center
<i>♪I can tell, I just know
that it's going down ♪</i>

00:32:32.521 --> 00:32:34.271 align:center
<i>♪Tonight...♪</i>

00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:36.605 align:center
I love a throwback.

00:32:37.188 --> 00:32:38.437 align:center
Right?

00:32:38.438 --> 00:32:41.645 align:center
<i>♪You don't really want
to mess with me tonight ♪</i>

00:32:41.646 --> 00:32:44.937 align:center
<i>♪Just stop and take a second ♪</i>

00:32:44.938 --> 00:32:48.645 align:center
<i>♪I was fine
before you walked into my life ♪</i>

00:32:48.646 --> 00:32:52.020 align:center
<i>♪'Cause you know it's over ♪</i>

00:32:52.021 --> 00:32:54.062 align:center
<i>♪Before it began ♪</i>

00:32:54.063 --> 00:32:57.270 align:center
<i>♪Keep your drink, just give me the money ♪</i>

00:32:57.271 --> 00:33:00.438 align:center
<i>♪It's just you and your hand tonight ♪</i>

00:33:03.896 --> 00:33:05.354 align:center
<i>♪Midnight, I'm drunk ♪</i>

00:33:05.355 --> 00:33:07.187 align:center
<i>♪I don't give a fuck ♪</i>

00:33:07.188 --> 00:33:10.020 align:center
<i>♪Wanna dance by myself
guess you're outta luck ♪</i>

00:33:10.021 --> 00:33:11.229 align:center
[cell phone vibrating]

00:33:11.230 --> 00:33:14.063 align:center
<i>♪Back up, I'm not the one ♪</i>

00:33:14.396 --> 00:33:15.895 align:center
<i>♪Buh-bye...♪</i>

00:33:15.896 --> 00:33:17.395 align:center
Okay, back to work.

00:33:17.396 --> 00:33:20.437 align:center
<i>♪Listen up, it's just not happening ♪</i>

00:33:20.438 --> 00:33:23.229 align:center
<i>♪You can say what you want
to your boyfriends ♪</i>

00:33:23.230 --> 00:33:26.688 align:center
<i>♪Just let me have my fun tonight ♪</i>

00:33:27.313 --> 00:33:29.271 align:center
<i>♪All right...♪</i>

00:33:29.730 --> 00:33:31.312 align:center
Is that your answer?

00:33:31.313 --> 00:33:32.687 align:center
Take a look around.

00:33:32.688 --> 00:33:35.770 align:center
Any girl would be happy
to stick her tongue down your throat.

00:33:35.771 --> 00:33:37.563 align:center
I don't want any girl.

00:33:40.021 --> 00:33:42.937 align:center
Well, guess you're stuck with your hand.

00:33:42.938 --> 00:33:46.395 align:center
<i>♪'Cause you know it's over ♪</i>

00:33:46.396 --> 00:33:48.437 align:center
<i>♪Before it began ♪</i>

00:33:48.438 --> 00:33:52.354 align:center
<i>♪Keep your drink, just give me the money ♪</i>

00:33:52.355 --> 00:33:55.271 align:center
<i>♪It's just you and your hand ♪</i>

00:33:55.980 --> 00:33:57.646 align:center
- [all cheer]
- Thanks.

00:33:59.063 --> 00:34:01.604 align:center
This next one is for fans
of One Direction.

00:34:01.605 --> 00:34:02.645 align:center
Hey, Wellsy.

00:34:02.646 --> 00:34:04.187 align:center
[band playing "Kiss You"]

00:34:04.188 --> 00:34:06.104 align:center
I need those freshmen
selling raffle tickets

00:34:06.105 --> 00:34:08.687 align:center
and not listening to GHA over there
talking strategy.

00:34:08.688 --> 00:34:09.854 align:center
GHA?

00:34:09.855 --> 00:34:11.313 align:center
Uh, General Hard Ass.

00:34:12.271 --> 00:34:13.895 align:center
[laughs]

00:34:13.896 --> 00:34:15.854 align:center
[Hannah] What's so important
about this game tomorrow?

00:34:15.855 --> 00:34:18.312 align:center
St. Anthony's?
Ever since they beat Eastwood,

00:34:18.313 --> 00:34:20.520 align:center
they've been gunning
for our top spot in the conference.

00:34:20.521 --> 00:34:22.813 align:center
- Are they close?
- They're on a ten-game streak.

00:34:23.896 --> 00:34:24.979 align:center
So they're close.

00:34:24.980 --> 00:34:27.520 align:center
If we lose, they'll be number one
in the conference.

00:34:27.521 --> 00:34:28.480 align:center
Shit.

00:34:29.188 --> 00:34:30.562 align:center
That's what's in his head right now.

00:34:30.563 --> 00:34:32.729 align:center
But there's nothing we
can do about that tonight.

00:34:32.730 --> 00:34:35.562 align:center
We need people drunk and happy
and spending money.

00:34:35.563 --> 00:34:36.895 align:center
[laughs]

00:34:36.896 --> 00:34:37.938 align:center
Can you help?

00:34:38.771 --> 00:34:40.313 align:center
Aye, aye, captain.

00:34:41.230 --> 00:34:42.187 align:center
Thanks.

00:34:42.188 --> 00:34:43.355 align:center
And, uh...

00:34:44.271 --> 00:34:45.312 align:center
Thanks.

00:34:45.313 --> 00:34:47.063 align:center
For all this.

00:34:48.355 --> 00:34:49.729 align:center
What are friends for?

00:34:49.730 --> 00:34:52.520 align:center
[Justin] <i>♪Oh, I just wanna take you
anywhere that you'd like ♪</i>

00:34:52.521 --> 00:34:55.520 align:center
<i>♪We could go out any day, any night ♪</i>

00:34:55.521 --> 00:34:57.937 align:center
<i>♪Baby, I'll take you there...♪</i>

00:34:57.938 --> 00:34:59.854 align:center
They've scored at least three goals
by end of the first.

00:34:59.855 --> 00:35:01.562 align:center
I mean, their zone is suffocating--

00:35:01.563 --> 00:35:05.020 align:center
A little bird told me that you freshmen
need to get off your asses

00:35:05.021 --> 00:35:06.854 align:center
and go sell some raffle tickets.

00:35:06.855 --> 00:35:08.187 align:center
It's Logan.
Was it Logan?

00:35:08.188 --> 00:35:09.771 align:center
- It was Logan.
- [laughs]

00:35:12.563 --> 00:35:14.146 align:center
Okay, this is a party.

00:35:14.855 --> 00:35:15.729 align:center
And?

00:35:15.730 --> 00:35:17.354 align:center
And parties are supposed to be fun.

00:35:17.355 --> 00:35:18.980 align:center
Well, so is winning.

00:35:19.646 --> 00:35:23.687 align:center
Jensen wants me to step up more
as captain, so I'm stepping up.

00:35:23.688 --> 00:35:27.021 align:center
Well, others have suggested
you might be boring everyone to death.

00:35:27.813 --> 00:35:29.480 align:center
I'm guessing that was also Logan.

00:35:30.313 --> 00:35:32.520 align:center
This fundraiser means a lot to him.
It's sweet.

00:35:32.521 --> 00:35:33.980 align:center
Sweet doesn't win games.

00:35:34.563 --> 00:35:36.438 align:center
Okay, I heard carbs are good, though.

00:35:38.271 --> 00:35:39.438 align:center
Thank you.

00:35:40.688 --> 00:35:43.770 align:center
<i>♪And you just wanna take me home...♪</i>

00:35:43.771 --> 00:35:45.271 align:center
Have you talked to him yet?

00:35:47.146 --> 00:35:51.105 align:center
Uh, yeah, no, sound check
didn't really seem like the time to be...

00:35:51.813 --> 00:35:55.229 align:center
like, "Justin, I don't like
your lyrics or our song,

00:35:55.230 --> 00:35:59.937 align:center
which, by the way, used to be about you,
but I don't have a crush on you anymore,

00:35:59.938 --> 00:36:02.062 align:center
so I really don't know
what it should be about,

00:36:02.063 --> 00:36:04.562 align:center
but it should not be about yellow haze."

00:36:04.563 --> 00:36:05.605 align:center
Hmm.

00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:09.313 align:center
Well, maybe we work on the wording
of that a little.

00:36:09.896 --> 00:36:12.312 align:center
- [laughs]
- [crowd cheers]

00:36:12.313 --> 00:36:14.105 align:center
- [cymbal crashes]
- Okay, party people.

00:36:15.730 --> 00:36:19.479 align:center
A few of our silent auction items
are currently going for way undervalue,

00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:21.771 align:center
so if you act fast,
you could get them for a steal.

00:36:22.730 --> 00:36:27.187 align:center
A steal. Now, um, I know there are
mostly Boston fans in the house.

00:36:27.188 --> 00:36:29.187 align:center
- That's right!
- [boisterous cheering]

00:36:29.188 --> 00:36:30.812 align:center
And as a born and bred New Yorker,

00:36:30.813 --> 00:36:33.437 align:center
I happen to think those people
are living a sad, desperate existence--

00:36:33.438 --> 00:36:34.771 align:center
Ow! New York!

00:36:35.980 --> 00:36:38.312 align:center
- Get out of here!
- [Dean] Hey, Della.

00:36:38.313 --> 00:36:40.188 align:center
We love you, but this one...

00:36:40.771 --> 00:36:41.730 align:center
This one.

00:36:42.563 --> 00:36:44.187 align:center
This one's part of the family.

00:36:44.188 --> 00:36:47.229 align:center
I have box seats
to a New York Rangers game

00:36:47.230 --> 00:36:50.562 align:center
and a meet-and-greet
with the legend himself,

00:36:50.563 --> 00:36:51.687 align:center
Phil Graham!

00:36:51.688 --> 00:36:53.063 align:center
[all cheer]

00:36:53.896 --> 00:36:54.980 align:center
[Dean] Yeah, so don't be cheap!

00:36:55.605 --> 00:36:57.105 align:center
- Did you...?
- Nope.

00:36:57.521 --> 00:37:00.063 align:center
[Dean] ...for all the beautiful,
intelligent supporters...

00:37:01.730 --> 00:37:03.395 align:center
And that's right, Rangers fans,
I'm looking at you.

00:37:03.396 --> 00:37:04.730 align:center
Garrett.

00:37:05.313 --> 00:37:06.605 align:center
Did you call my fucking dad?

00:37:07.980 --> 00:37:09.812 align:center
Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp.

00:37:09.813 --> 00:37:11.021 align:center
Thanks.

00:37:13.438 --> 00:37:14.895 align:center
What the hell, dude? He just donated.

00:37:14.896 --> 00:37:16.230 align:center
Did you call my dad?

00:37:16.813 --> 00:37:18.688 align:center
Look, Phil gives something every year.

00:37:19.230 --> 00:37:21.729 align:center
All right? You obviously
just didn't ask him right.

00:37:21.730 --> 00:37:23.146 align:center
That's not...

00:37:23.855 --> 00:37:26.104 align:center
- He's...
- A self-centered pompous asshole?

00:37:26.105 --> 00:37:28.312 align:center
Yeah, my mom's in rehab
for the fifth time.

00:37:28.313 --> 00:37:29.937 align:center
I get it, okay?

00:37:29.938 --> 00:37:31.854 align:center
But who cares, all right?
It's for a good cause.

00:37:31.855 --> 00:37:33.604 align:center
You don't know what you're talking about.

00:37:33.605 --> 00:37:35.520 align:center
You never once considered
why I didn't want you to call.

00:37:35.521 --> 00:37:36.854 align:center
Are you kidding?

00:37:36.855 --> 00:37:39.521 align:center
All we ever do
is think about what you want.

00:37:41.105 --> 00:37:43.729 align:center
Do you know how much hockey costs?
Genuine question.

00:37:43.730 --> 00:37:46.437 align:center
Because these kids need the money.
I needed the money.

00:37:46.438 --> 00:37:49.020 align:center
This fundraiser
is the only fucking reason I'm here.

00:37:49.021 --> 00:37:50.438 align:center
It's not all about money.

00:37:51.230 --> 00:37:53.395 align:center
Spoken like a person
with a shit ton of it.

00:37:53.396 --> 00:37:55.230 align:center
[Dean] Back for a second set.

00:37:56.063 --> 00:37:58.854 align:center
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for After Hours!

00:37:58.855 --> 00:38:00.271 align:center
[crowd cheers]

00:38:02.813 --> 00:38:05.270 align:center
All right, we're gonna take a break
from requests.

00:38:05.271 --> 00:38:08.437 align:center
We're gonna play something
brand-new for you, it's an original.

00:38:08.438 --> 00:38:10.938 align:center
Written with one and only Hannah Wells.

00:38:16.521 --> 00:38:18.313 align:center
[band plays rock music]

00:38:19.813 --> 00:38:21.813 align:center
You didn't tell me
he was going to sing your song.

00:38:24.230 --> 00:38:26.063 align:center
Oh, you didn't know. Shit.

00:38:26.980 --> 00:38:29.812 align:center
Hey, well, on the bright side,
you're about to find out if it's any good.

00:38:29.813 --> 00:38:31.270 align:center
Maybe people will love it.

00:38:31.271 --> 00:38:33.812 align:center
<i>♪There you stood behind your glasses ♪</i>

00:38:33.813 --> 00:38:36.187 align:center
<i>♪In a hazy yellow world...♪</i>

00:38:36.188 --> 00:38:37.312 align:center
Oh, God.

00:38:37.313 --> 00:38:39.854 align:center
<i>♪Alone enough for me to ask just ♪</i>

00:38:39.855 --> 00:38:43.354 align:center
<i>♪Alone enough to feel the hurt ♪</i>

00:38:43.355 --> 00:38:45.395 align:center
<i>♪Echoes weaving through the walls ♪</i>

00:38:45.396 --> 00:38:48.437 align:center
<i>♪They're keeping secrets in the night ♪</i>

00:38:48.438 --> 00:38:51.395 align:center
<i>♪We are indivisible ♪</i>

00:38:51.396 --> 00:38:54.480 align:center
<i>♪Together we're a number prime ♪</i>

00:38:55.230 --> 00:38:57.979 align:center
<i>♪The glow ♪</i>

00:38:57.980 --> 00:39:03.105 align:center
<i>♪The glow of star-born eyes
reflect the sky ♪</i>

00:39:03.896 --> 00:39:09.520 align:center
<i>♪Until I find I'm sinking into your ♪</i>

00:39:09.521 --> 00:39:12.270 align:center
<i>♪Yellow, yellow haze ♪</i>

00:39:12.271 --> 00:39:15.355 align:center
<i>♪Lingering as it pours ♪</i>

00:39:15.855 --> 00:39:18.854 align:center
<i>♪Yellow, yellow rain ♪</i>

00:39:18.855 --> 00:39:20.687 align:center
<i>♪What was it all for?♪</i>

00:39:20.688 --> 00:39:21.813 align:center
Yellow rain?

00:39:22.688 --> 00:39:23.646 align:center
Like pee?

00:39:25.021 --> 00:39:27.605 align:center
<i>♪Sinking into your ♪</i>

00:39:28.313 --> 00:39:31.605 align:center
<i>♪Yellow, yellow haze...♪</i>

00:39:31.855 --> 00:39:33.938 align:center
No, it-it's catchy. It's catchy.

00:39:37.521 --> 00:39:39.271 align:center
<i>♪Yellow, yellow ♪</i>

00:39:43.813 --> 00:39:45.562 align:center
<i>♪Yellow, yellow ♪</i>

00:39:45.563 --> 00:39:47.063 align:center
[door opens]

00:39:51.730 --> 00:39:52.896 align:center
There you are.

00:39:54.355 --> 00:39:55.730 align:center
What'd you think?

00:39:56.271 --> 00:39:57.354 align:center
What did-- [laughs]

00:39:57.355 --> 00:39:59.230 align:center
The song is not ready.

00:40:00.146 --> 00:40:02.145 align:center
Well, I mean, I thought--
I thought it went well.

00:40:02.146 --> 00:40:06.770 align:center
No, it's supposed to grab people.
Like, make them feel things.

00:40:06.771 --> 00:40:09.062 align:center
Yeah, they seemed really into it.

00:40:09.063 --> 00:40:10.854 align:center
The lyrics don't even make sense.

00:40:10.855 --> 00:40:12.105 align:center
They're poetic.

00:40:12.855 --> 00:40:15.188 align:center
No, we need to start again.
From the beginning.

00:40:16.146 --> 00:40:17.062 align:center
No.

00:40:17.063 --> 00:40:18.104 align:center
What?

00:40:18.105 --> 00:40:20.021 align:center
Hannah, stop fucking with my head.

00:40:20.980 --> 00:40:22.646 align:center
I made something I'm proud of.

00:40:23.396 --> 00:40:25.271 align:center
I performed it.
I put my heart on the line.

00:40:25.938 --> 00:40:27.937 align:center
And you go on and on
about how you don't feel it.

00:40:27.938 --> 00:40:29.229 align:center
How you don't connect.

00:40:29.230 --> 00:40:30.896 align:center
How the song doesn't sound like you.

00:40:32.605 --> 00:40:33.729 align:center
Of course it doesn't.

00:40:33.730 --> 00:40:36.313 align:center
Because you refuse
to put yourself in this.

00:40:37.105 --> 00:40:38.229 align:center
You...

00:40:38.230 --> 00:40:40.396 align:center
You want to feel something, Hannah?

00:40:42.146 --> 00:40:43.688 align:center
Try writing your own lyrics.

00:40:49.021 --> 00:40:50.021 align:center
I'm done.

00:40:51.063 --> 00:40:52.688 align:center
[somber music playing]

00:41:02.938 --> 00:41:04.354 align:center
And in first place...

00:41:04.355 --> 00:41:06.313 align:center
- [crowd cheering]
- [rhythmic pounding on table]

00:41:07.355 --> 00:41:08.854 align:center
Grace Ivers.

00:41:08.855 --> 00:41:10.187 align:center
[cheers and applause]

00:41:10.188 --> 00:41:13.188 align:center
Please collect your prizes
from Della at the bar.

00:41:14.688 --> 00:41:18.146 align:center
Congratulations to all
of our lucky winners tonight.

00:41:19.105 --> 00:41:22.980 align:center
A lot of people got what they wanted,
but not all of us.

00:41:28.646 --> 00:41:31.855 align:center
So if there's any last-minute requests,
changes of heart,

00:41:32.646 --> 00:41:35.230 align:center
remember that the photo booth
is out of order.

00:41:39.271 --> 00:41:42.938 align:center
["Touch Me" by DivineDevine,
Shai Nowell, and 2oo7 playing]

00:41:46.438 --> 00:41:48.895 align:center
Um, okay, yeah. Good night.

00:41:48.896 --> 00:41:49.855 align:center
Good night.

00:41:50.438 --> 00:41:51.563 align:center
[all cheer]

00:41:54.105 --> 00:41:55.895 align:center
He's been weird tonight, right?

00:41:55.896 --> 00:41:57.104 align:center
So weird.

00:41:57.105 --> 00:42:00.604 align:center
<i>♪I cannot wait to get around you
see that look upon your face ♪</i>

00:42:00.605 --> 00:42:02.437 align:center
<i>♪Touch me ♪</i>

00:42:02.438 --> 00:42:05.730 align:center
<i>♪Squeeze me
treat me like you need me ♪</i>

00:42:06.355 --> 00:42:08.354 align:center
<i>♪Baby make it easy ♪</i>

00:42:08.355 --> 00:42:09.979 align:center
<i>♪Backs against the wall ♪</i>

00:42:09.980 --> 00:42:11.687 align:center
<i>♪Baby give it all ♪</i>

00:42:11.688 --> 00:42:13.645 align:center
<i>♪I want to believe...♪</i>

00:42:13.646 --> 00:42:15.020 align:center
Change your mind?

00:42:15.021 --> 00:42:16.688 align:center
No. Maybe.

00:42:17.771 --> 00:42:20.313 align:center
- Just every time we do this, I feel so--
- Amazing.

00:42:20.980 --> 00:42:23.104 align:center
Bad. I feel bad.

00:42:23.105 --> 00:42:25.354 align:center
- Guilty.
- Wait, are you Catholic?

00:42:25.355 --> 00:42:26.771 align:center
No. I'm just a girl.

00:42:27.771 --> 00:42:28.854 align:center
I have to think about
what everyone else feels

00:42:28.855 --> 00:42:30.645 align:center
before I can figure out what I'm feeling.

00:42:30.646 --> 00:42:33.229 align:center
And I can't even do that right now
because this fucking breakup

00:42:33.230 --> 00:42:34.938 align:center
is totally messing with my head.

00:42:36.230 --> 00:42:38.813 align:center
- I don't even know what to think.
- Then don't. Don't think.

00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:42.313 align:center
Tell me what you want.

00:42:43.896 --> 00:42:44.771 align:center
Allie Cat.

00:42:47.188 --> 00:42:48.396 align:center
Tell me what you want.

00:42:50.313 --> 00:42:54.520 align:center
This is not a relationship, okay?
No strings, no feelings, just sex.

00:42:54.521 --> 00:42:55.813 align:center
Just fucking kiss me.

00:42:56.855 --> 00:42:58.729 align:center
<i>♪Baby, make it easy ♪</i>

00:42:58.730 --> 00:43:00.479 align:center
<i>♪Backs against the wall ♪</i>

00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:02.020 align:center
<i>♪Baby, give it all ♪</i>

00:43:02.021 --> 00:43:04.020 align:center
<i>♪I wanna believe it ♪</i>

00:43:04.021 --> 00:43:05.937 align:center
<i>♪Treat me like you need me...♪</i>

00:43:05.938 --> 00:43:07.438 align:center
Meet at mine in an hour.

00:43:16.563 --> 00:43:19.687 align:center
<i>♪How I crystallize ♪</i>

00:43:19.688 --> 00:43:21.271 align:center
<i>♪Everything I see ♪</i>

00:43:23.771 --> 00:43:26.105 align:center
<i>♪Through my rose tint eyes ♪</i>

00:43:26.646 --> 00:43:27.854 align:center
This is a party.

00:43:27.855 --> 00:43:29.020 align:center
<i>♪It's just the way I feel...♪</i>

00:43:29.021 --> 00:43:30.563 align:center
Parties are supposed to be fun.

00:43:31.355 --> 00:43:32.770 align:center
Are you having fun?

00:43:32.771 --> 00:43:34.187 align:center
Not really. You?

00:43:34.188 --> 00:43:35.188 align:center
Yeah, not really.

00:43:36.146 --> 00:43:37.229 align:center
Justin and I broke up.

00:43:37.230 --> 00:43:41.396 align:center
Oh, not words I was expecting to hear
from my girlfriend about another guy.

00:43:42.063 --> 00:43:44.645 align:center
I have two weeks to write another song.

00:43:44.646 --> 00:43:45.813 align:center
There's plenty of time.

00:43:47.063 --> 00:43:48.521 align:center
You and Logan gonna be okay?

00:43:50.063 --> 00:43:51.229 align:center
We'll be fine.

00:43:51.230 --> 00:43:54.895 align:center
Yesterday when he asked about your dad,
it could have been an opening

00:43:54.896 --> 00:43:56.188 align:center
to tell him.

00:43:57.480 --> 00:43:58.895 align:center
Tell him what?

00:43:58.896 --> 00:44:00.562 align:center
About Thanksgiving?

00:44:00.563 --> 00:44:01.938 align:center
What you told me.

00:44:02.730 --> 00:44:03.896 align:center
Phil's a dick.

00:44:04.563 --> 00:44:06.271 align:center
Logan knows that. Everybody does.

00:44:07.105 --> 00:44:08.437 align:center
That's all they have to know.

00:44:08.438 --> 00:44:10.355 align:center
Yeah, well, what happens
when Phil shows up to a game?

00:44:10.938 --> 00:44:12.937 align:center
When I win, he nods.

00:44:12.938 --> 00:44:14.771 align:center
And when I lose, he says nothing.

00:44:15.313 --> 00:44:16.396 align:center
He won't be that hard to ignore.

00:44:17.771 --> 00:44:19.355 align:center
I think you should tell someone.

00:44:20.396 --> 00:44:22.104 align:center
Jensen, Logan.

00:44:22.105 --> 00:44:23.645 align:center
- [sighs]
- They care about you.

00:44:23.646 --> 00:44:25.396 align:center
I don't need them to know.

00:44:26.230 --> 00:44:27.938 align:center
I mean, that's why I have you.

00:44:29.105 --> 00:44:30.313 align:center
I trust you.

00:44:36.730 --> 00:44:38.770 align:center
- You wanna go home?
- I wish.

00:44:38.771 --> 00:44:40.229 align:center
I told Della I'd oversee cleanup,

00:44:40.230 --> 00:44:42.771 align:center
and I really should get started
on the song.

00:44:43.271 --> 00:44:45.937 align:center
Okay, you go.
I'll stay at my place tonight.

00:44:45.938 --> 00:44:47.562 align:center
- You sure?
- Yeah.

00:44:47.563 --> 00:44:50.020 align:center
You get some sleep for the game tomorrow.

00:44:50.021 --> 00:44:52.604 align:center
Big scary game against big scary St. A's.

00:44:52.605 --> 00:44:54.020 align:center
[both laugh]

00:44:54.021 --> 00:44:56.104 align:center
You scare the shit out of them, you know.

00:44:56.105 --> 00:44:58.062 align:center
Look how hard
they're trying to please you.

00:44:58.063 --> 00:45:00.271 align:center
[Garrett] They're not trying to please me.
They're trying to win.

00:45:01.021 --> 00:45:02.396 align:center
Which you will.

00:45:03.063 --> 00:45:04.354 align:center
See you tomorrow, okay?

00:45:04.355 --> 00:45:07.062 align:center
I'll be in the stands with the sign
that says, "I heart Garrett Graham."

00:45:07.063 --> 00:45:09.979 align:center
Might be kind of hard to spot you.
There are a lot of those signs.

00:45:09.980 --> 00:45:11.104 align:center
[laughs]

00:45:11.105 --> 00:45:13.021 align:center
- I hate you.
- I love you, too.

00:45:15.230 --> 00:45:16.520 align:center
See you tomorrow.

00:45:16.521 --> 00:45:17.646 align:center
Yeah.

00:45:21.855 --> 00:45:24.979 align:center
<i>♪Twist it up, make it art ♪</i>

00:45:24.980 --> 00:45:27.687 align:center
<i>♪Oh, you twist it up, twist it up ♪</i>

00:45:27.688 --> 00:45:30.020 align:center
<i>♪Looking for something real ♪</i>

00:45:30.021 --> 00:45:33.229 align:center
<i>♪Twist it up, make it art ♪</i>

00:45:33.230 --> 00:45:35.480 align:center
<i>♪Oh, you twist it up, twist it up ♪</i>

00:45:37.688 --> 00:45:40.770 align:center
<i>♪Twist it up, make it art ♪</i>

00:45:40.771 --> 00:45:43.105 align:center
<i>♪Oh, you twist it up, twist it up ♪</i>

00:45:43.646 --> 00:45:45.938 align:center
<i>♪Looking for something real ♪</i>

00:45:47.021 --> 00:45:49.938 align:center
["Cinderella" by Remi Wolf playing]

00:45:54.188 --> 00:45:56.521 align:center
<i>♪Me and the boys in the hotel lobby ♪</i>

00:45:59.563 --> 00:46:00.980 align:center
[knock on door]

00:46:03.730 --> 00:46:05.438 align:center
<i>♪Me and the boys in the hotel lobby...♪</i>

00:46:08.563 --> 00:46:09.730 align:center
Fuck me.

00:46:10.980 --> 00:46:12.437 align:center
[both laugh]

00:46:12.438 --> 00:46:15.104 align:center
<i>♪Me and the boys in the hotel lobby ♪</i>

00:46:15.105 --> 00:46:17.270 align:center
<i>♪Low tide, moon's so bright ♪</i>

00:46:17.271 --> 00:46:19.604 align:center
<i>♪Moving my hips from left to right ♪</i>

00:46:19.605 --> 00:46:21.854 align:center
<i>♪My, my, check my phone ♪</i>

00:46:21.855 --> 00:46:24.354 align:center
<i>♪Feel it in my belly
when you're driving home like ♪</i>

00:46:24.355 --> 00:46:26.604 align:center
<i>♪Low tide, moon's so bright ♪</i>

00:46:26.605 --> 00:46:28.937 align:center
<i>♪Moving my hips from left to right ♪</i>

00:46:28.938 --> 00:46:31.062 align:center
<i>♪My, my, check my phone ♪</i>

00:46:31.063 --> 00:46:34.020 align:center
<i>♪Feel it in my belly
when you're driving home like ♪</i>

00:46:34.021 --> 00:46:38.854 align:center
<i>♪Like Cinderella making babies
on the company's dime...♪</i>

00:46:38.855 --> 00:46:41.604 align:center
Hannah, I got a bar to close.

00:46:41.605 --> 00:46:43.062 align:center
Sorry. I'm going.

00:46:43.063 --> 00:46:45.979 align:center
<i>♪We're making pennies out of paper ♪</i>

00:46:45.980 --> 00:46:49.895 align:center
<i>♪Better find a new slime ♪</i>

00:46:49.896 --> 00:46:52.688 align:center
<i>♪Me and the boys in the hotel lobby ♪</i>

00:46:54.605 --> 00:46:57.230 align:center
<i>♪Me and the boys in the hotel lobby ♪</i>

00:46:59.355 --> 00:47:01.062 align:center
<i>♪Me and the boys in the hotel lobby...♪</i>

00:47:01.063 --> 00:47:02.520 align:center
[vibrating]

00:47:02.521 --> 00:47:04.146 align:center
- Where you going?
- [both laughing]

00:47:08.730 --> 00:47:10.396 align:center
- Oh, shit.
- What?

00:47:11.063 --> 00:47:13.604 align:center
Okay, wait, you gotta go. Like, right now.
Hannah's coming home.

00:47:13.605 --> 00:47:15.729 align:center
- I don't--
- It doesn't matter. You can't be here.

00:47:15.730 --> 00:47:17.396 align:center
- Okay.
- Hustle!

00:47:18.605 --> 00:47:20.270 align:center
- Hustle!
- You look so good.

00:47:20.271 --> 00:47:21.271 align:center
Shut up.

00:47:22.938 --> 00:47:24.230 align:center
[laughs]

00:47:25.563 --> 00:47:27.146 align:center
- Go.
- Okay, bye.

00:47:33.396 --> 00:47:34.480 align:center
[sighs]

00:47:38.313 --> 00:47:39.729 align:center
[knock on door]

00:47:39.730 --> 00:47:41.146 align:center
[Allie] Oh, shit.

00:47:44.188 --> 00:47:45.438 align:center
You forgot your jacket...

00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:50.438 align:center
Wow.

00:47:51.021 --> 00:47:52.688 align:center
Sean, I...

00:47:54.063 --> 00:47:55.979 align:center
We just broke up, Al.

00:47:55.980 --> 00:47:57.771 align:center
- I wasn't...
- Yeah, you were.

00:48:01.896 --> 00:48:03.645 align:center
You really can't be alone, can you?

00:48:03.646 --> 00:48:06.313 align:center
No, Sean. It wasn't like that, I swear.

00:48:07.063 --> 00:48:08.480 align:center
Oh, come on. Sean!

00:48:11.938 --> 00:48:14.270 align:center
- Night, guys. Good luck tomorrow.
- Thanks.

00:48:14.271 --> 00:48:16.687 align:center
Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney,
you just gotta do what G says.

00:48:16.688 --> 00:48:18.104 align:center
He can't hold up against all the pressure.

00:48:18.105 --> 00:48:19.437 align:center
Who?

00:48:19.438 --> 00:48:21.479 align:center
St. A's new center, Aaron Delaney.

00:48:21.480 --> 00:48:23.230 align:center
Dude's a beast.

00:48:38.105 --> 00:48:42.230 align:center
[heartbeat thumping]

00:48:49.521 --> 00:48:50.605 align:center
[Hannah gasps]

00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:53.021 align:center
[breathing heavily]

00:48:53.896 --> 00:48:58.562 align:center
<i>♪I've been numb, I'm dying to feel ♪</i>

00:48:58.563 --> 00:49:03.145 align:center
<i>♪Touching a grave that isn't real ♪</i>

00:49:03.146 --> 00:49:07.437 align:center
<i>♪Touching a ghost that I can't see ♪</i>

00:49:07.438 --> 00:49:11.604 align:center
<i>♪But the ghost is me ♪</i>

00:49:11.605 --> 00:49:13.187 align:center
[echo of crowd cheering]

00:49:13.188 --> 00:49:17.188 align:center
<i>♪A melting candle on a piece of cake ♪</i>

00:49:17.813 --> 00:49:22.354 align:center
<i>♪I can't tell if I'm awake ♪</i>

00:49:22.355 --> 00:49:26.520 align:center
<i>♪There is a ghost that stares at me ♪</i>

00:49:26.521 --> 00:49:30.980 align:center
<i>♪But the ghost is me ♪</i>

00:49:31.688 --> 00:49:35.771 align:center
<i>♪The ghost is me ♪</i>

00:49:46.521 --> 00:49:48.645 align:center
<i>♪Fall through the floor ♪</i>

00:49:48.646 --> 00:49:51.229 align:center
<i>♪Walk through walls ♪</i>

00:49:51.230 --> 00:49:55.854 align:center
<i>♪Looking at pictures in the hall ♪</i>

00:49:55.855 --> 00:50:00.187 align:center
<i>♪Staring in mirrors so I can see ♪</i>

00:50:00.188 --> 00:50:03.229 align:center
<i>♪That the ghost is me ♪</i>

00:50:03.230 --> 00:50:04.605 align:center
[breathing heavily]

00:50:05.646 --> 00:50:10.437 align:center
<i>♪Showing up when you least expect ♪</i>

00:50:10.438 --> 00:50:14.937 align:center
<i>♪A little girl that died in a wreck ♪</i>

00:50:14.938 --> 00:50:19.729 align:center
<i>♪Alive again and finally free ♪</i>

00:50:19.730 --> 00:50:23.938 align:center
<i>♪The ghost is me ♪</i>

00:50:24.563 --> 00:50:28.771 align:center
<i>♪The ghost is me ♪</i>

00:50:29.521 --> 00:50:30.854 align:center
[exhales]

00:50:30.855 --> 00:50:33.855 align:center
<i>♪The ghost is me ♪</i>

00:50:34.813 --> 00:50:37.646 align:center
[song instrumentals continue]

00:52:20.438 --> 00:52:23.646 align:center
[song fades out]

