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Uh...
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Did you just say...
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you want me to give you a...
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Orgasm? Yeah, God, why is it so hard
for boys to say "orgasm"?
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It's-It's not hard for me to say "orgasm".
I can say "orgasm".
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Orgasm.
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See?
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Just-- are you still drunk?
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Okay, yeah, uh, let's-- let's do this.
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Uh...
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I'm gonna tell you something really heavy,
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and you're gonna want to dwell on it,
but you shouldn't.
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I'm just telling you the bad stuff
so that you can understand my request.
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Okay?
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It's just a means to an end.
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Okay?
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A means to an end.
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Got it.
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I was raped.
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Wow, okay, there's really no way to make
that seem less heavy than it is.
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Uh, it happened in high school.
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I was drugged at a party.
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That's why I don't like
drinking in public.
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- Oh, shit.
- No, no! See?
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What you're doing right now is dwelling.
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And I need you to just breeze
past this part, okay?
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Focus up, Graham. Are you breezing?
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- Uh, yeah, I'm breezing, I'm breezing.
- Okay.
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I'm fine. Really, I'm okay.
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I had a lovely therapist.
Her name was Carol.
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She had these mismatched mugs
and a really extensive tea collection.
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She helped me understand
that the rape doesn't define me.
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Even though I firmly put this behind me,
I still can't seem to...
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you know, orgasm with a guy.
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I mean, on my own, sure, fine, fireworks.
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But, yeah, not-- not with someone else.
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And things are going
really well with Justin.
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He texted me saying that his roommates
will be gone later,
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and we all know what that means.
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I-I-I'm just really nervous
about hooking up with him.
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I want to be ready, so I was thinking
if I can finish with someone,
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you know, lower stakes first.
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Lower stakes?
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A friend. That I'd feel
more prepared for Justin.
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So...
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Yeah, wh-what do you think?
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Wow, okay, yeah, that was a lot. Sorry.
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Um, I'm kind of out of practice
telling people about this.
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No one at Briar knows.
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Not even Allie?
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Just you.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Look.
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I promise that I have worked so hard
to move past this.
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Okay? I'm not fragile.
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I don't need your pity.
I don't need you to be my therapist.
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I just need you to do
this one last thing for me.
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Okay, a thing you have done
for many, many,
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many, many women.
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- Yeah, it's just...
- A means to an end.
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Exactly.
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Okay.
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I'll do it.
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Really?
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- You will?
- Of course.
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You're my friend and you need me.
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- Did you mean now?
- No, no!
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Not now. I have class.
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[laughs]
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Um...
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Uh, later?
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Tonight?
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Tonight it is.
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[chuckles]
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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I don't understand.
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Sweet, sweet Tuck.
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Can I just be the first to say
how thrilled we are
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that you decided to pledge Sig Tau?
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We welcome you to our brotherhood,
sweet Tuck.
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- Okay.
- And as your future big,
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it is my pleasure nay, my honor,
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to haze you.
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And all I ask is that you take care
of that one little grape.
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Until I ask you to stop.
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- That's it?
- That's it, bud.
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It's so simple.
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[Tucker] Yeah, I can do that.
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Guys, I gotta be honest.
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I was a little worried you were gonna make
me streak across campus or frost my tips.
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[both] No!
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Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
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Would your brother
do something like that to you?
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- I guess not, man.
- Yeah, okay.
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Yeah. Well, uh, thanks, y'all.
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- This is gonna be really good.
- Well, just one last thing.
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Should anything happen to your fruit baby,
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it will be replaced
by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
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Wait, what do you mean by that?
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- Yup.
- Mm, it's a good one.
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Good luck, sweet Tuck.
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This is the part where you run.
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[Tucker] Okay.
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Come on.
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[Justin, on recording]
♪Yellow, yellow haze ♪
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♪Yellow, yellow ♪
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Intrigue.
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This is much stronger
than what you brought to class.
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But I'm concerned
I'm not really hearing you in this.
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Well, they're Justin's words,
but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
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I'm thinking strings, like a shifting
chromatic alteration verse to verse.
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I'm gonna just jump back in here before
this conversation gets away from me.
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Uh, let's try...
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Do you have a favorite song,
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something you love to listen to
when you're sad or bored?
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Ah, see?
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What you just did.
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Your whole body relaxed.
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Now, were you thinking
of specific chord progressions?
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No, I was thinking about listening
to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
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Made me feel so complicated and punk rock.
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Exactly. How it made you feel.
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You see, people think
that pop music is shallow,
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but it lives deep inside us.
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It creates memories.
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It etches them into our bones.
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If you do it right, it lets us feel what
you were feeling when you're writing it.
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That's what the judges want.
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You gotta let us in.
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Wow. That was really good advice.
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I know. I should be a teacher.
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[Hannah laughs]
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And I knew it was a dream
because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
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But--But she was like
dark brown instead of tan.
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I think we should break up.
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[scoffs] Okay.
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Wait, sorry, what?
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"Okay"?
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I just ended a two-year relationship.
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I mean, maybe you did.
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Also, maybe not.
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No, I definitely did because I was there
and it was three seconds ago.
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- How many times are you gonna do this?
- Do what? What are you talking about?
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Your whole
"Allie's breakup in five acts" cycle.
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You go through the same stages every time.
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First, "Surprise Fight Allie",
which I can safely say we're in right now.
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Then, "Eats Her Feelings Allie",
destroys three bags of hot Cheetos,
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followed by "Raging Diva Allie".
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Stop titling things like they happen.
These are not things that happen.
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Then "Complete and Total Breakdown Allie"
has a...
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Well, that one's self-explanatory.
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And the grand finale,
"Late Night Phone Call Allie",
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where you beg me to take you back.
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- That is not what I do!
- That is exactly what you do.
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I know you better than anyone else
in the world, Al.
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I know you're secretly scared of cats.
I know that you're out of ChapStick.
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Speaking of which...
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I stopped by CVS on the way over.
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And I know that you love me.
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And I love you.
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So, that is why I need to protect myself
by opting out of the next 36 hours.
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No, our breakup is not
an extended warranty, Sean.
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You can't just opt out.
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Well, the alternative
is that I get angry or sad
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or beg you not to make this mistake again.
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But you will because you always do.
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And I disappear into some sad hole
of video games and depression
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and ultimately take you back because
I can't imagine my life without you.
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It's not fair to me, Al.
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Sean, I need you to hear me.
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I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
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But this is it.
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We're just going in different directions.
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And I don't even know
what direction I'm going in,
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but I'm going there by myself.
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I'm not going to call you.
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Okay. [scoffs]
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And I'm not out of ChapStick!
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Yes, you are.
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See you in 36 hours.
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[heavy rock song playing]
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[Garrett groans]
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Shit.
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What's wrong, G?
Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
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No, yeah, I'm...
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm fucking with you, Graham.
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I know.
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Right.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Look, Dean, you're, uh...
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You're kind of, well...
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[chuckles]
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You've been with a good amount of women.
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I always knew this day would come.
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Well, Garrett, when a man and a woman
love each other very much--
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- All right, fuck it. Forget it.
- Okay, hold up, hold up. I'm listening.
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Is there something going on with Hannah?
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No.
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Uh...
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not Hannah, someone else.
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She wants me to do this, uh...
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This thing.
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Do all the things, bro.
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Do them all.
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It's just...
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It's kind of a big... thing.
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It's really important to her.
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- She's, like, trusting me.
- G, is Hannah a virgin?
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What? No.
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Dude, don't...
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Don't-- Don't make this weird.
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[chuckles]
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This doesn't leave the weight room.
We're not having this conversation.
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It's just that I really want it
to be good for her.
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If it's her first time,
she might not come.
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- Not an option. She has to come.
- Respect.
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Well, there is one thing
that helps make a girl come.
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The single, most effective,
highly recommended,
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enjoyed-by-all tool at your disposal.
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Trust.
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That's it.
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She's just got to feel completely safe.
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Like, completely relaxed.
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But consent is key.
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And she can't consent
if she doesn't feel safe.
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So you just-- you just gotta figure out
whatever makes this...
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specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
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Yeah, I'm just...
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not sure I'm the kind of guy
she should be trusting with this.
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Well, if she asked you,
she thinks you are.
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Which is fucking hot.
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Just don't skimp on the foreplay.
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Yeah.
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Talking five-play, six-play...
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- Yeah, got it.
- You know? Right?
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- Thanks.
- Good talk, man. Great talk.
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Sorry. I was, uh...
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- Justin. Hi.
- Hi. Yeah.
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There's easier ways to get my attention.
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Sorry, yeah, I was just on my phone.
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I'm taking the piss, don't worry about it.
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- [laughs] Yeah.
- Yeah.
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My advisor really likes the song, mostly.
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- Okay, yeah. Mostly?
- Yeah.
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He has some notes, but it's getting there.
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Cool.
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You never replied to my text.
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Do you want to come over later
and work on the song?
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Uh...
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definitely yes.
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But, uh, there's just one last thing
I need to iron out before we dive into it.
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Rain check?
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Rain check, yeah.
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
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- Cool.
- [both laugh]
00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:01.437 align:center
Yeah.
00:12:01.438 --> 00:12:03.020 align:center
Yeah, bye, I guess.
00:12:03.021 --> 00:12:04.187 align:center
Bye. Bye.
00:12:04.188 --> 00:12:05.230 align:center
[laughing]
00:12:07.730 --> 00:12:10.770 align:center
♪You're scared of heights, that's vertigo ♪
00:12:10.771 --> 00:12:13.520 align:center
♪You wanted lights, go see a show ♪
00:12:13.521 --> 00:12:16.354 align:center
♪You ran away, that's touch and go ♪
00:12:16.355 --> 00:12:18.812 align:center
♪You're scared of love
well, aren't we all?♪
00:12:18.813 --> 00:12:20.563 align:center
♪Well, aren't we all?♪
00:12:24.271 --> 00:12:25.980 align:center
♪Well, aren't we all?♪
00:12:31.230 --> 00:12:36.063 align:center
♪I know that you started to feel
what I feel...♪
00:12:36.646 --> 00:12:37.521 align:center
Hey.
00:12:38.438 --> 00:12:39.312 align:center
Hey.
00:12:39.313 --> 00:12:41.770 align:center
♪...my hand by the wheel ♪
00:12:41.771 --> 00:12:47.229 align:center
♪But you couldn't dare to make it real ♪
00:12:47.230 --> 00:12:49.562 align:center
♪Oh, it's such a shame...♪
00:12:49.563 --> 00:12:51.188 align:center
- Is that dress...?
- Allie's.
00:12:51.980 --> 00:12:52.938 align:center
Yeah.
00:12:54.855 --> 00:12:55.771 align:center
Um...
00:12:56.855 --> 00:12:59.313 align:center
We did say 7:00, right?
00:12:59.896 --> 00:13:00.771 align:center
Yeah.
00:13:02.230 --> 00:13:03.396 align:center
Uh, come on up.
00:13:04.855 --> 00:13:06.812 align:center
♪You wanted lights, go see a show ♪
00:13:06.813 --> 00:13:09.437 align:center
♪You ran away, that's touch and go ♪
00:13:09.438 --> 00:13:12.187 align:center
♪You're scared of love
well, aren't we all?♪
00:13:12.188 --> 00:13:13.604 align:center
♪Well, aren't we all?♪
00:13:13.605 --> 00:13:17.355 align:center
Would you be, um,
more comfortable wearing...
00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:20.188 align:center
literally anything else?
00:13:21.563 --> 00:13:22.896 align:center
Maybe. [chuckles]
00:13:27.105 --> 00:13:28.146 align:center
Think fast.
00:13:28.896 --> 00:13:30.230 align:center
[laughs]
00:13:37.730 --> 00:13:40.062 align:center
Uh, you don't need to turn around.
00:13:40.063 --> 00:13:41.813 align:center
You're about to see me naked.
00:13:42.563 --> 00:13:45.563 align:center
Yeah, but not until you want me to.
00:14:06.230 --> 00:14:08.230 align:center
Uh, all clear.
00:14:10.646 --> 00:14:13.396 align:center
[chuckling] Are nightgowns my thing now?
00:14:13.563 --> 00:14:14.563 align:center
Definitely.
00:14:19.688 --> 00:14:21.020 align:center
Uh...
00:14:21.021 --> 00:14:22.730 align:center
so are we gonna...
00:14:24.105 --> 00:14:25.521 align:center
do it now?
00:14:25.688 --> 00:14:27.062 align:center
Well, uh...
00:14:27.063 --> 00:14:29.812 align:center
I mean, as romantic as that is.
00:14:29.813 --> 00:14:31.188 align:center
Um, here.
00:14:32.855 --> 00:14:34.938 align:center
Why don't you pick a song to play?
00:14:35.646 --> 00:14:37.479 align:center
Just to set the mood a little.
00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:38.688 align:center
Set the mood?
00:14:39.230 --> 00:14:42.770 align:center
Ew, that's awful. I can't believe those
words actually came out of your mouth.
00:14:42.771 --> 00:14:44.479 align:center
[both laugh]
00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:45.855 align:center
People say that.
00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:48.980 align:center
Okay, let me see.
00:14:52.021 --> 00:14:54.062 align:center
Wait, this is one of your
most played songs?
00:14:54.063 --> 00:14:55.980 align:center
- Which one?
- Shh.
00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.562 align:center
["Baby Now That I've Found You"
by the Foundations playing]
00:15:01.563 --> 00:15:02.980 align:center
I'm setting the mood.
00:15:06.563 --> 00:15:09.270 align:center
♪Baby, now that I've...♪
00:15:09.271 --> 00:15:11.521 align:center
You're actually proving my point.
00:15:11.688 --> 00:15:13.354 align:center
- The mood is set.
- Is that right?
00:15:13.355 --> 00:15:15.437 align:center
Please. This song is so sexy.
00:15:15.438 --> 00:15:17.730 align:center
Makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
00:15:20.396 --> 00:15:21.730 align:center
[laughing] What is happening?
00:15:21.896 --> 00:15:23.021 align:center
The groove.
00:15:23.813 --> 00:15:25.021 align:center
It's taking over.
00:15:26.855 --> 00:15:27.896 align:center
Look.
00:15:29.521 --> 00:15:30.813 align:center
You're feeling it too.
00:15:32.230 --> 00:15:33.104 align:center
Oh.
00:15:33.105 --> 00:15:35.395 align:center
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
00:15:35.396 --> 00:15:36.437 align:center
Okay. [chuckles]
00:15:36.438 --> 00:15:37.645 align:center
♪You don't need me ♪
00:15:37.646 --> 00:15:39.730 align:center
Oh yeah, that's terrible. I love it.
00:15:43.396 --> 00:15:46.687 align:center
♪Baby, baby, since first we met ♪
00:15:46.688 --> 00:15:49.437 align:center
♪I knew in this heart of mine ♪
00:15:49.438 --> 00:15:51.229 align:center
♪I wanna tell you ♪
00:15:51.230 --> 00:15:54.770 align:center
♪The love we had could not be bad ♪
00:15:54.771 --> 00:15:57.895 align:center
♪Play it right and bide my time ♪
00:15:57.896 --> 00:15:59.437 align:center
[laughs]
00:15:59.438 --> 00:16:03.270 align:center
♪Spent a lifetime looking for somebody ♪
00:16:03.271 --> 00:16:06.396 align:center
♪To give me love like you ♪
00:16:07.396 --> 00:16:10.812 align:center
♪Now you've told me
that you wanna leave me ♪
00:16:10.813 --> 00:16:14.771 align:center
♪Darling, I just can't let you...♪
00:16:15.855 --> 00:16:19.146 align:center
[romantic music with pulsing beat]
00:17:20.730 --> 00:17:23.105 align:center
[panting softly]
00:17:35.063 --> 00:17:37.146 align:center
[pulsing beat quickens]
00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:41.063 align:center
[breathing heavily]
00:17:46.146 --> 00:17:47.313 align:center
- [music stops]
- What's wrong?
00:17:48.605 --> 00:17:49.896 align:center
Nothing, nothing.
00:17:51.896 --> 00:17:53.480 align:center
I think we should stop.
00:17:54.688 --> 00:17:56.229 align:center
I don't-- I don't want to stop.
00:17:56.230 --> 00:17:57.479 align:center
I-I can do this.
00:17:57.480 --> 00:17:58.895 align:center
No, you don't have to.
00:17:58.896 --> 00:18:00.270 align:center
But I...
00:18:00.271 --> 00:18:01.812 align:center
I want to.
00:18:01.813 --> 00:18:03.230 align:center
Okay?
00:18:04.271 --> 00:18:05.230 align:center
Fuck.
00:18:06.688 --> 00:18:08.855 align:center
[panting]
00:18:09.980 --> 00:18:10.855 align:center
I'm sorry.
00:18:11.438 --> 00:18:12.813 align:center
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
00:18:13.563 --> 00:18:15.855 align:center
This-- This-- This is what happens.
00:18:17.980 --> 00:18:22.188 align:center
I'm-- I'm in it. I-I'm having fun.
I feel good.
00:18:24.605 --> 00:18:26.355 align:center
And then I just, like, zoom out.
00:18:27.980 --> 00:18:29.396 align:center
Like, leave my body.
00:18:32.105 --> 00:18:35.979 align:center
It's like I'm sitting there watching
myself from across the room going, like,
00:18:35.980 --> 00:18:37.937 align:center
"What is wrong with you?"
00:18:37.938 --> 00:18:39.230 align:center
Nothing.
00:18:41.646 --> 00:18:42.980 align:center
Nothing is wrong with you.
00:18:45.313 --> 00:18:46.480 align:center
What if, like...
00:18:51.355 --> 00:18:53.229 align:center
Like, what if I'm broken?
00:18:53.230 --> 00:18:56.188 align:center
You're not broken, Wellsy.
00:18:57.146 --> 00:19:00.645 align:center
You just don't trust me enough
to fully let go, and that's okay.
00:19:00.646 --> 00:19:02.313 align:center
No, but I do trust you.
00:19:04.105 --> 00:19:06.145 align:center
I wouldn't--
I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
00:19:06.146 --> 00:19:09.146 align:center
But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
00:19:10.355 --> 00:19:11.355 align:center
So...
00:19:12.771 --> 00:19:14.188 align:center
if you're not there yet...
00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:16.896 align:center
that sounds completely normal.
00:19:19.855 --> 00:19:22.355 align:center
Wow, that-- that was surprisingly deep.
00:19:26.813 --> 00:19:28.230 align:center
I do have another idea.
00:19:29.855 --> 00:19:31.480 align:center
I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
00:19:33.688 --> 00:19:35.230 align:center
Yeah, okay, sure.
00:19:37.188 --> 00:19:40.896 align:center
Instead of me giving you an orgasm...
00:19:42.855 --> 00:19:45.521 align:center
why don't you give yourself one?
00:19:46.813 --> 00:19:49.646 align:center
Uh, that's not going to prove anything.
I do that all the time.
00:19:49.813 --> 00:19:52.188 align:center
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah.
00:19:52.355 --> 00:19:53.355 align:center
Okay.
00:19:54.980 --> 00:19:55.938 align:center
Then...
00:19:57.230 --> 00:19:58.355 align:center
show me.
00:20:00.980 --> 00:20:03.813 align:center
["Back In My Body"
by Maggie Rogers playing]
00:20:06.521 --> 00:20:07.646 align:center
[sighs]
00:20:10.605 --> 00:20:11.563 align:center
Show me.
00:20:15.438 --> 00:20:16.688 align:center
And I'll show you.
00:20:47.271 --> 00:20:50.021 align:center
["Back In My Body" continues]
00:21:17.105 --> 00:21:19.313 align:center
[song intensifies]
00:21:37.688 --> 00:21:38.938 align:center
[Hannah gasps]
00:21:45.771 --> 00:21:47.062 align:center
[Garrett] Stay here.
00:21:47.063 --> 00:21:48.188 align:center
[Hannah breathing heavily]
00:21:48.355 --> 00:21:49.438 align:center
Stay with me.
00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:53.980 align:center
[Hannah gasping]
00:21:58.021 --> 00:21:59.605 align:center
[panting]
00:22:01.896 --> 00:22:04.855 align:center
♪Oh, this time ♪
00:22:05.438 --> 00:22:08.437 align:center
♪This time, I know I'm fighting ♪
00:22:08.438 --> 00:22:11.271 align:center
♪This time, I know I'm back in my body ♪
00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:14.313 align:center
♪This time, I know I'm fighting ♪
00:22:15.313 --> 00:22:19.646 align:center
♪This time, I know I'm back in my body ♪
00:22:22.480 --> 00:22:23.730 align:center
[sighs]
00:22:25.688 --> 00:22:27.355 align:center
[laughs] Oh, my God. I did it.
00:22:29.646 --> 00:22:31.230 align:center
[breathing heavily]
00:22:35.480 --> 00:22:36.646 align:center
Thanks.
00:22:37.396 --> 00:22:38.646 align:center
No, no.
00:22:40.063 --> 00:22:41.313 align:center
Thank you. That was...
00:22:43.605 --> 00:22:44.646 align:center
Thanks.
00:22:46.896 --> 00:22:48.396 align:center
[both laugh]
00:22:52.813 --> 00:22:54.105 align:center
[sighs]
00:22:56.146 --> 00:22:57.730 align:center
So what now?
00:23:03.438 --> 00:23:05.645 align:center
Drunk Shakespeare? Who's drunk?
00:23:05.646 --> 00:23:08.520 align:center
- Like the actors or the audience?
- [Hannah] Everyone.
00:23:08.521 --> 00:23:12.520 align:center
Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he
made out with the ghost of his own father.
00:23:12.521 --> 00:23:14.020 align:center
- Yikes.
- Yeah.
00:23:14.021 --> 00:23:16.229 align:center
Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me.
00:23:16.230 --> 00:23:17.438 align:center
[laughing] Yeah.
00:23:18.438 --> 00:23:19.521 align:center
Jackpot.
00:23:20.271 --> 00:23:23.105 align:center
Always count on Tucker
to make too much pasta salad.
00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:27.395 align:center
Why does he always put
Brussels sprouts in it?
00:23:27.396 --> 00:23:28.480 align:center
Yum.
00:23:29.105 --> 00:23:30.645 align:center
- All right, give me.
- Yeah, you want one?
00:23:30.646 --> 00:23:32.645 align:center
- This one's got a little bacon on it.
- All right.
00:23:32.646 --> 00:23:34.355 align:center
[both laugh]
00:23:39.146 --> 00:23:40.813 align:center
[humming "Baby Now That I've Found You"]
00:23:45.896 --> 00:23:47.979 align:center
I told you that was a sexy song.
00:23:47.980 --> 00:23:50.770 align:center
Got to say, I'm surprised
it's one of your most played.
00:23:50.771 --> 00:23:52.770 align:center
Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole,
00:23:52.771 --> 00:23:55.187 align:center
"I'm a cool hockey man
that listens to classic rock" image.
00:23:55.188 --> 00:23:59.354 align:center
Hey, I'm a cool hockey man
that contains multitudes, so...
00:23:59.355 --> 00:24:01.021 align:center
[both laugh]
00:24:04.688 --> 00:24:08.355 align:center
But actually, my mom used to play me
all kinds of music.
00:24:08.938 --> 00:24:11.187 align:center
- Yeah, she sounds cool.
- Yeah, she was cool.
00:24:11.188 --> 00:24:13.229 align:center
She had a huge record collection.
00:24:13.230 --> 00:24:16.146 align:center
She used to let me pick one out to play
whenever my dad...
00:24:16.980 --> 00:24:18.146 align:center
got too...
00:24:19.563 --> 00:24:20.646 align:center
intense.
00:24:24.605 --> 00:24:27.187 align:center
How do you feel
when you listen to that song?
00:24:27.188 --> 00:24:28.354 align:center
Why do you ask?
00:24:28.355 --> 00:24:30.230 align:center
Is it just something my advisor said.
00:24:31.355 --> 00:24:32.730 align:center
Uh, I guess...
00:24:35.146 --> 00:24:37.187 align:center
I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
00:24:37.188 --> 00:24:38.645 align:center
Bold?
00:24:38.646 --> 00:24:40.479 align:center
Yeah, like to just say,
00:24:40.480 --> 00:24:42.605 align:center
"I like you, deal with it."
00:24:43.271 --> 00:24:45.480 align:center
- That's badass.
- Yeah, it is badass.
00:24:52.188 --> 00:24:54.730 align:center
- You know, I was thinking...
- [cell phone chimes]
00:24:57.813 --> 00:24:58.895 align:center
Sorry.
00:24:58.896 --> 00:25:00.437 align:center
Uh, where were we?
00:25:00.438 --> 00:25:04.104 align:center
Uh, I actually probably should go.
00:25:04.105 --> 00:25:06.020 align:center
- Oh, are-- are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah.
00:25:06.021 --> 00:25:09.688 align:center
I have a lot to do for the showcase
and classes and...
00:25:10.438 --> 00:25:11.438 align:center
Yeah.
00:25:12.230 --> 00:25:15.020 align:center
But thank you for your service.
00:25:15.021 --> 00:25:16.605 align:center
It's much appreciated.
00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:20.855 align:center
See you soon?
00:25:21.438 --> 00:25:22.770 align:center
Yeah, okay.
00:25:22.771 --> 00:25:24.188 align:center
I'll text you?
00:25:32.355 --> 00:25:34.229 align:center
- So Garrett made you come.
- Yep.
00:25:34.230 --> 00:25:36.062 align:center
- And you're not freaking out.
- No.
00:25:36.063 --> 00:25:38.062 align:center
Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
00:25:38.063 --> 00:25:39.937 align:center
- Yeah.
- And you're not freaking out.
00:25:39.938 --> 00:25:42.354 align:center
- No.
- Because if you were freaking out,
00:25:42.355 --> 00:25:45.395 align:center
I could break out
the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
00:25:45.396 --> 00:25:48.687 align:center
No, I can't let myself become
"Eats Her Feelings Allie".
00:25:48.688 --> 00:25:49.979 align:center
'Cause if I do that
00:25:49.980 --> 00:25:52.229 align:center
I'll just keep backsliding
through "Raging Diva Allie",
00:25:52.230 --> 00:25:54.479 align:center
and then "Complete and Total
Breakdown Allie",
00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:55.979 align:center
and then next thing you know,
00:25:55.980 --> 00:25:57.770 align:center
I'll be "Insurance Queen
of Dorset, Vermont, Allie".
00:25:57.771 --> 00:25:59.479 align:center
God help us all.
00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:02.104 align:center
I promised myself.
This has to be the last time.
00:26:02.105 --> 00:26:05.020 align:center
It has to stick.
I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
00:26:05.021 --> 00:26:06.480 align:center
Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
00:26:09.521 --> 00:26:10.479 align:center
I believe you.
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:11.604 align:center
Uh...
00:26:11.605 --> 00:26:14.020 align:center
even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
00:26:14.021 --> 00:26:15.688 align:center
This isn't his sweatshirt.
00:26:16.480 --> 00:26:17.646 align:center
Um...
00:26:23.271 --> 00:26:25.062 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:26:25.063 --> 00:26:27.270 align:center
I am a woman possessed!
00:26:27.271 --> 00:26:29.020 align:center
Hannah, you got to help me.
00:26:29.021 --> 00:26:31.104 align:center
I lied. I already ate the Cheetos.
00:26:31.105 --> 00:26:33.145 align:center
- I licked the bag clean.
- [cell phone chimes]
00:26:33.146 --> 00:26:35.604 align:center
Who is that? Is it Garrett? Is it Justin?
00:26:35.605 --> 00:26:38.187 align:center
Please distract me with the sordid
details of the intricate web
00:26:38.188 --> 00:26:39.645 align:center
that is your love life.
00:26:39.646 --> 00:26:42.020 align:center
Uh, it's-- it's Justin.
00:26:42.021 --> 00:26:43.188 align:center
So you're still into him?
00:26:44.105 --> 00:26:45.062 align:center
Of course I am.
00:26:45.063 --> 00:26:49.104 align:center
I worked out this whole orgasm problem
so that I could be with him, didn't I?
00:26:49.105 --> 00:26:52.937 align:center
Yeah, but I don't know, I thought
you might be "dicknotized" by Garrett.
00:26:52.938 --> 00:26:54.980 align:center
- You wouldn't be the first.
- Yeah.
00:26:56.771 --> 00:26:58.812 align:center
Okay, I'll admit it.
00:26:58.813 --> 00:27:00.396 align:center
The night was kind of perfect.
00:27:01.396 --> 00:27:03.854 align:center
Garrett made me feel really safe
00:27:03.855 --> 00:27:07.270 align:center
and a lot of really,
really good other things,
00:27:07.271 --> 00:27:10.729 align:center
but that doesn't magically turn him
into someone else, you know?
00:27:10.730 --> 00:27:12.479 align:center
No, you got to take him at face value.
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:13.687 align:center
Right, exactly.
00:27:13.688 --> 00:27:16.729 align:center
[laughs] And the guy can't get
through a single conversation
00:27:16.730 --> 00:27:18.312 align:center
without someone trying to sext him,
00:27:18.313 --> 00:27:22.480 align:center
which is fine because I got the orgasm,
which is what I wanted.
00:27:24.146 --> 00:27:26.520 align:center
It's just an arrangement between friends.
00:27:26.521 --> 00:27:29.521 align:center
Yeah, and this won't make
your friendship weird at all?
00:27:30.563 --> 00:27:31.895 align:center
We had a plan.
00:27:31.896 --> 00:27:33.063 align:center
The plan worked.
00:27:34.146 --> 00:27:36.479 align:center
There will be absolutely
no weirdness whatsoever.
00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:38.229 align:center
It was so weird.
00:27:38.230 --> 00:27:41.562 align:center
Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it
when other girls snap you during a hookup.
00:27:41.563 --> 00:27:44.187 align:center
- [coach] Tucker, in.
- Logan, this is Bernardo.
00:27:44.188 --> 00:27:46.354 align:center
Protect him with your life. Your life.
00:27:46.355 --> 00:27:48.062 align:center
Why do you care
how the night ended anyway?
00:27:48.063 --> 00:27:49.563 align:center
Because he didn't want it to end.
00:27:50.105 --> 00:27:52.395 align:center
What? You guys have been
talking about this all practice
00:27:52.396 --> 00:27:53.895 align:center
and the answer seems pretty obvious.
00:27:53.896 --> 00:27:55.480 align:center
[coach] Logan, in.
00:27:58.771 --> 00:28:00.729 align:center
Hey, does Logan
seem off to you guys today?
00:28:00.730 --> 00:28:02.395 align:center
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
00:28:02.396 --> 00:28:04.479 align:center
Bunch of missed passes,
flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:05.729 align:center
What? No, not you.
00:28:05.730 --> 00:28:07.520 align:center
Birdie, what do you mean? What's obvious?
00:28:07.521 --> 00:28:08.604 align:center
You're into her, dude.
00:28:08.605 --> 00:28:10.229 align:center
Fuck. I think you're right.
00:28:10.230 --> 00:28:12.437 align:center
- He's all over the place.
- [all] Shut up, Joe.
00:28:12.438 --> 00:28:14.479 align:center
- I should tell her.
- Yup.
00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:15.479 align:center
Like today?
00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:16.604 align:center
- Yep.
- [whistle blows]
00:28:16.605 --> 00:28:18.354 align:center
- [coach] Birdie, in.
- [Garrett] Shit.
00:28:18.355 --> 00:28:20.729 align:center
- She's going to Drunk Shakespeare later.
- Sounds like you're going.
00:28:20.730 --> 00:28:23.396 align:center
- Hey, Joe, watch Bernardo.
- Who?
00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:27.812 align:center
Who's going to Drunk Shakespeare?
00:28:27.813 --> 00:28:28.937 align:center
- Hannah.
- Bernardo.
00:28:28.938 --> 00:28:30.687 align:center
- Amazing, I'm there.
- [coach] Rogers, in.
00:28:30.688 --> 00:28:32.105 align:center
Hold this for Birdie.
00:28:33.730 --> 00:28:36.937 align:center
- So why are we going to Drunk Shakespeare?
- We are not going anywhere.
00:28:36.938 --> 00:28:39.146 align:center
Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah
how I feel about her.
00:28:40.063 --> 00:28:42.479 align:center
- How do you feel about her?
- [coach] Stuebs, in.
00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:43.812 align:center
Finally.
00:28:43.813 --> 00:28:45.562 align:center
Telling her is the right move, G.
00:28:45.563 --> 00:28:48.313 align:center
We all fuck with Wellsy,
and I think she's good for you.
00:28:49.563 --> 00:28:51.604 align:center
No! Bernardo! How?
00:28:51.605 --> 00:28:54.437 align:center
Okay. We're going to Drunk Shakespeare.
00:28:54.438 --> 00:28:56.063 align:center
[whistle blowing]
00:29:03.563 --> 00:29:05.062 align:center
Okay, dramatic entrance.
00:29:05.063 --> 00:29:06.229 align:center
Whatever.
00:29:06.230 --> 00:29:08.604 align:center
Seriously, what's your damage, Heather?
00:29:08.605 --> 00:29:10.520 align:center
Nothing, just a shitty practice.
00:29:10.521 --> 00:29:11.645 align:center
Really?
00:29:11.646 --> 00:29:13.604 align:center
- [sighs]
- That's it?
00:29:13.605 --> 00:29:14.771 align:center
Yeah, that's it.
00:29:15.438 --> 00:29:16.312 align:center
Mm.
00:29:16.313 --> 00:29:19.687 align:center
Garrett, he was so busy talking about
Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes
00:29:19.688 --> 00:29:21.312 align:center
and it just made me look bad.
00:29:21.313 --> 00:29:24.020 align:center
Oh, I see what's happening.
00:29:24.021 --> 00:29:26.188 align:center
This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
00:29:26.730 --> 00:29:27.855 align:center
What? That's...
00:29:29.355 --> 00:29:30.646 align:center
I... I don't...
00:29:32.105 --> 00:29:33.395 align:center
[laughs] Convincing.
00:29:33.396 --> 00:29:36.020 align:center
Don't bother. I saw the way
you were staring at her at karaoke.
00:29:36.021 --> 00:29:38.145 align:center
This is so like you.
You want things you can't have.
00:29:38.146 --> 00:29:40.395 align:center
- No, I don't.
- You need a fucking wake-up call.
00:29:40.396 --> 00:29:43.770 align:center
Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted
chasing a little crush, but you can't.
00:29:43.771 --> 00:29:45.687 align:center
You don't have a guaranteed deal
with the Bruins.
00:29:45.688 --> 00:29:46.729 align:center
Jules, I get it.
00:29:46.730 --> 00:29:48.520 align:center
You've been passed over
twice in the draft.
00:29:48.521 --> 00:29:51.645 align:center
Your chances of making it to the NHL
are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
00:29:51.646 --> 00:29:54.646 align:center
And if you don't make it,
it's you and Mom at the garage.
00:29:55.271 --> 00:29:56.355 align:center
Forever.
00:29:57.688 --> 00:29:58.896 align:center
Is that what you want?
00:30:00.646 --> 00:30:02.437 align:center
No, it's not what I fucking want.
00:30:02.438 --> 00:30:06.062 align:center
I'm just saying, if you're going to chase
an impossible dream,
00:30:06.063 --> 00:30:07.980 align:center
chase one that actually matters.
00:30:11.730 --> 00:30:13.104 align:center
[indistinct chatter]
00:30:13.105 --> 00:30:15.354 align:center
["Sex, Drugs & Existential Dread"
by Chloe Qisha playing]
00:30:15.355 --> 00:30:17.645 align:center
♪Well come on inside ♪
00:30:17.646 --> 00:30:21.104 align:center
♪And we can watch the news
and get naked...♪
00:30:21.105 --> 00:30:23.562 align:center
This "mingle with the audience
before the show" shtick
00:30:23.563 --> 00:30:26.020 align:center
is such hacky student director bullshit.
00:30:26.021 --> 00:30:28.604 align:center
"Ooh, it's immersive.
We're breaking the aesthetic distance."
00:30:28.605 --> 00:30:30.479 align:center
- Give me a fucking break.
- Hey, whoa, babe.
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:33.187 align:center
Maybe we've turned the corner
onto "Raging Diva Allie".
00:30:33.188 --> 00:30:35.604 align:center
Maybe you've turned the corner
into Cuntsville.
00:30:35.605 --> 00:30:36.854 align:center
[Hannah scoffs]
00:30:36.855 --> 00:30:38.687 align:center
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
00:30:38.688 --> 00:30:42.062 align:center
No, it's okay. It's your first show
at Briar without Sean.
00:30:42.063 --> 00:30:44.645 align:center
Yeah, he just really used to help
calm me down, you know?
00:30:44.646 --> 00:30:45.937 align:center
I'm kind of nervous.
00:30:45.938 --> 00:30:48.854 align:center
Yeah, maybe it is making me
a little bit of a...
00:30:48.855 --> 00:30:51.730 align:center
Catherine! Don't touch a prop
that's not yours!
00:30:53.271 --> 00:30:55.770 align:center
♪There's people everywhere you go ♪
00:30:55.771 --> 00:30:57.604 align:center
♪There's people in the bars ♪
00:30:57.605 --> 00:30:59.520 align:center
♪There's people on the motorways ♪
00:30:59.521 --> 00:31:01.770 align:center
♪Driving little people cars ♪
00:31:01.771 --> 00:31:04.145 align:center
♪There's people walking animals... ♪
00:31:04.146 --> 00:31:06.062 align:center
- Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
00:31:06.063 --> 00:31:07.563 align:center
[Hannah] You're here!
00:31:08.063 --> 00:31:10.979 align:center
♪Kissing other people
what the hell is that for?♪
00:31:10.980 --> 00:31:12.270 align:center
♪Ew...♪
00:31:12.271 --> 00:31:14.145 align:center
What-- What are you doing here?
00:31:14.146 --> 00:31:15.979 align:center
I'm glad you're here, but...
00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:18.604 align:center
Well, Beau recruited me.
I have to steal this from Tucker.
00:31:18.605 --> 00:31:20.145 align:center
Fuck! Oh my...
00:31:20.146 --> 00:31:21.354 align:center
Sorry.
00:31:21.355 --> 00:31:22.395 align:center
Are you kidding me?
00:31:22.396 --> 00:31:23.854 align:center
- Hey, Wellsy.
- Hey.
00:31:23.855 --> 00:31:25.229 align:center
Jordan.
00:31:25.230 --> 00:31:26.812 align:center
- Justin.
- Oh, right.
00:31:26.813 --> 00:31:28.562 align:center
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sorry, man. My bad.
00:31:28.563 --> 00:31:31.479 align:center
- It's all good, man.
- Beau and Dean drag you here?
00:31:31.480 --> 00:31:34.812 align:center
Yeah, man. Well, you know Dean.
He's persuasive.
00:31:34.813 --> 00:31:37.187 align:center
What about you, bro?
You a big Shakespeare guy or what?
00:31:37.188 --> 00:31:41.687 align:center
Not really, but Hannah told me
she was coming, so here I am.
00:31:41.688 --> 00:31:43.437 align:center
[laughs] Oh, she did?
00:31:43.438 --> 00:31:44.480 align:center
She did.
00:31:45.938 --> 00:31:47.979 align:center
Looks like the show's starting.
00:31:47.980 --> 00:31:50.146 align:center
- Yeah.
- Do you wanna get a seat?
00:31:50.855 --> 00:31:51.855 align:center
Couch is free.
00:31:52.521 --> 00:31:54.813 align:center
- Yeah, yeah. We should probably sit.
- Yeah.
00:31:55.688 --> 00:31:57.479 align:center
- See you around, man.
- Yeah, brother.
00:31:57.480 --> 00:31:59.938 align:center
[soft, melancholic music playing]
00:32:06.730 --> 00:32:09.021 align:center
- [inaudible dialogue]
- [applause]
00:32:13.355 --> 00:32:14.645 align:center
Come on, bitches.
00:32:14.646 --> 00:32:18.312 align:center
Let me hear you all scream
for our gay show.
00:32:18.313 --> 00:32:20.813 align:center
A Midsummer Night's...
00:32:21.605 --> 00:32:22.937 align:center
Scream!
00:32:22.938 --> 00:32:24.313 align:center
[all cheer]
00:32:26.980 --> 00:32:31.145 align:center
Now, virgins oft find
Drunk Shakespeare scary.
00:32:31.146 --> 00:32:34.062 align:center
If it's your first time,
I'll pop your cherry.
00:32:34.063 --> 00:32:37.312 align:center
Now, there's only one rule,
my sweet, gentle twinks.
00:32:37.313 --> 00:32:39.730 align:center
When an actor calls "line,"
00:32:40.646 --> 00:32:42.854 align:center
everyone drinks.
00:32:42.855 --> 00:32:44.645 align:center
- I like that.
- Okay, let's drink to that.
00:32:44.646 --> 00:32:45.646 align:center
Yeah.
00:32:46.146 --> 00:32:47.354 align:center
What? What?
00:32:47.355 --> 00:32:48.980 align:center
[whispering]
00:32:50.646 --> 00:32:52.645 align:center
No. I'm so sorry, everyone.
00:32:52.646 --> 00:32:57.354 align:center
It seems that the actors that were going
to play our four young lovers
00:32:57.355 --> 00:33:02.104 align:center
have all been struck
by a terrible affliction.
00:33:02.105 --> 00:33:03.395 align:center
- True love?
- No.
00:33:03.396 --> 00:33:04.729 align:center
Gonorrhea.
00:33:04.730 --> 00:33:06.605 align:center
- [all] Oh!
- [laughter]
00:33:08.230 --> 00:33:09.396 align:center
[snickers]
00:33:10.271 --> 00:33:13.896 align:center
We'll be needing some brave volunteers
from the audience.
00:33:14.396 --> 00:33:15.645 align:center
You.
00:33:15.646 --> 00:33:17.229 align:center
- You go.
- Mm-mm.
00:33:17.230 --> 00:33:20.979 align:center
Oh, would you look at this couple?
00:33:20.980 --> 00:33:22.395 align:center
[cheering]
00:33:22.396 --> 00:33:26.062 align:center
Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
00:33:26.063 --> 00:33:27.730 align:center
[cheers and applause]
00:33:29.855 --> 00:33:31.438 align:center
Whoo!
00:33:34.188 --> 00:33:37.146 align:center
Bitch, I love this for you.
00:33:37.771 --> 00:33:42.770 align:center
Okay, next I need a big,
strong man to play Demetrius.
00:33:42.771 --> 00:33:44.604 align:center
Me, Garrett Graham.
I want to be in the show.
00:33:44.605 --> 00:33:46.645 align:center
- What the hell? Shut the fuck up.
- What?
00:33:46.646 --> 00:33:49.145 align:center
You can't tell her how you feel
sitting here on your ass, come on.
00:33:49.146 --> 00:33:50.812 align:center
- Come here, pookie.
- That's okay.
00:33:50.813 --> 00:33:52.938 align:center
- No, I'm all right.
- You're ours now.
00:33:53.438 --> 00:33:54.895 align:center
Come on, G! Yeah!
00:33:54.896 --> 00:33:56.229 align:center
All right, all right.
00:33:56.230 --> 00:33:57.355 align:center
[Tucker] Yeah!
00:34:00.396 --> 00:34:01.480 align:center
Thank you.
00:34:03.021 --> 00:34:05.520 align:center
[Dexter] Okay, now we just need Helena.
00:34:05.521 --> 00:34:07.479 align:center
She's a real messy bitch
00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:10.604 align:center
who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
00:34:10.605 --> 00:34:12.480 align:center
- Can anyone relate?
- [excited chatter]
00:34:16.855 --> 00:34:18.271 align:center
Allow me.
00:34:19.146 --> 00:34:21.729 align:center
Not even going to wait to be picked.
00:34:21.730 --> 00:34:22.895 align:center
That is messy.
00:34:22.896 --> 00:34:24.979 align:center
Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
00:34:24.980 --> 00:34:26.854 align:center
- [applause]
- From the game, right?
00:34:26.855 --> 00:34:27.895 align:center
Hannah.
00:34:27.896 --> 00:34:30.729 align:center
Please. Everyone knows the girl
who locked down Garrett Graham.
00:34:30.730 --> 00:34:33.020 align:center
Uh, no. No, I didn't lock him.
00:34:33.021 --> 00:34:35.188 align:center
I mean, we're not locked.
00:34:36.105 --> 00:34:38.937 align:center
He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
00:34:38.938 --> 00:34:40.729 align:center
[Dexter] ...we love to stir up some drama.
00:34:40.730 --> 00:34:42.230 align:center
All right, Hermia.
00:34:43.313 --> 00:34:45.229 align:center
Let's get you all caught up.
00:34:45.230 --> 00:34:48.645 align:center
All right, you're in love with Lysander.
00:34:48.646 --> 00:34:50.770 align:center
[all] Oh!
00:34:50.771 --> 00:34:57.520 align:center
But your big, bad daddy
is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
00:34:57.521 --> 00:34:59.105 align:center
[audience boos]
00:35:00.396 --> 00:35:02.355 align:center
What say you, Hermia?
00:35:04.563 --> 00:35:06.979 align:center
But Daddy, I love him!
00:35:06.980 --> 00:35:09.855 align:center
[audience] But Daddy, she loves him!
00:35:10.855 --> 00:35:14.563 align:center
[The Cardigans' "Lovefool" plays]
00:35:17.730 --> 00:35:18.895 align:center
Oh!
00:35:18.896 --> 00:35:22.770 align:center
Now, after this, we've got like
ten minutes of rude mechanicals BS.
00:35:22.771 --> 00:35:26.063 align:center
So, feel free
to help yourselves to our wet bar.
00:35:27.688 --> 00:35:28.771 align:center
Okay.
00:35:32.063 --> 00:35:36.895 align:center
So your life is practice, class, repeat,
and now also the theater.
00:35:36.896 --> 00:35:39.687 align:center
- Can we seriously not do this right now?
- Do what?
00:35:39.688 --> 00:35:42.854 align:center
You're broadening your horizons.
00:35:42.855 --> 00:35:44.188 align:center
I think it's fun.
00:35:48.105 --> 00:35:50.271 align:center
Looks like Hannah's
broadening her horizons, too.
00:35:53.605 --> 00:35:56.229 align:center
Didn't have to mess with her like that.
She's not my girlfriend.
00:35:56.230 --> 00:35:59.062 align:center
[scoffs] But you clearly want her to be.
00:35:59.063 --> 00:36:00.520 align:center
No, I don't.
00:36:00.521 --> 00:36:03.520 align:center
Please, you can deny it all you want,
but I looked at you
00:36:03.521 --> 00:36:05.063 align:center
the same way for months.
00:36:08.230 --> 00:36:10.938 align:center
Kendall, about the way
that I ended things,
00:36:11.730 --> 00:36:12.812 align:center
I was kind of a dick.
00:36:12.813 --> 00:36:13.979 align:center
Don't.
00:36:13.980 --> 00:36:16.854 align:center
Don't apologize to me
just to make yourself feel better.
00:36:16.855 --> 00:36:19.604 align:center
I was just gonna say, you know,
it sucks when you like someone
00:36:19.605 --> 00:36:20.980 align:center
and they don't like you back.
00:36:21.938 --> 00:36:23.229 align:center
It does.
00:36:23.230 --> 00:36:25.063 align:center
If I knew just how much it sucked,
00:36:27.146 --> 00:36:29.270 align:center
I probably would have
done some things differently.
00:36:29.271 --> 00:36:31.230 align:center
So, I'm sorry.
00:36:32.313 --> 00:36:33.188 align:center
And really...
00:36:34.438 --> 00:36:37.395 align:center
will you accept my apology
if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
00:36:37.396 --> 00:36:38.479 align:center
[laughs]
00:36:38.480 --> 00:36:41.563 align:center
I was having so much fun being a bitch.
00:36:42.396 --> 00:36:44.479 align:center
Fine. Yeah, okay, I accept.
00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:45.521 align:center
[chuckles]
00:36:49.896 --> 00:36:52.396 align:center
Herbal. It's foul, but it's effective.
00:36:55.688 --> 00:36:58.479 align:center
[Jeremy] I see their knavery.
This is to make an ass of me.
00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:01.562 align:center
[Allie] What angel wakes me
from my flowery bed?
00:37:01.563 --> 00:37:04.730 align:center
I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
00:37:05.355 --> 00:37:08.437 align:center
Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
00:37:08.438 --> 00:37:11.438 align:center
And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
00:37:17.521 --> 00:37:18.896 align:center
to thy...
00:37:21.146 --> 00:37:22.188 align:center
smile.
00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:25.813 align:center
And thy sweatshirt.
00:37:27.396 --> 00:37:29.313 align:center
And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
00:37:30.063 --> 00:37:33.604 align:center
And how thou always made me chocolate chip
and blueberry pancakes
00:37:33.605 --> 00:37:35.312 align:center
because thou knowest I want both,
00:37:35.313 --> 00:37:37.312 align:center
even though thou aren't
eating carbs right now.
00:37:37.313 --> 00:37:39.520 align:center
And so what if thou favors missionary?
00:37:39.521 --> 00:37:41.812 align:center
Methinks I could get on board
with missionary.
00:37:41.813 --> 00:37:43.729 align:center
Oh, sweet Bottom,
00:37:43.730 --> 00:37:46.312 align:center
out to Vermont do not desire to go.
00:37:46.313 --> 00:37:48.980 align:center
Please, do not desire to go.
00:37:55.605 --> 00:37:56.938 align:center
[applause]
00:37:58.771 --> 00:38:01.313 align:center
- Holy shit, she's incredible.
- Yeah, man. She really is.
00:38:05.230 --> 00:38:06.770 align:center
[laughs] Line?
00:38:06.771 --> 00:38:08.688 align:center
["Whiplash" by Aespa playing]
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.104 align:center
♪One look, give 'em whiplash ♪
00:38:14.105 --> 00:38:15.520 align:center
Line?
00:38:15.521 --> 00:38:16.813 align:center
[all] Line!
00:38:17.688 --> 00:38:19.020 align:center
- Line.
- He said it!
00:38:19.021 --> 00:38:20.895 align:center
- He said it.
- That's the word.
00:38:20.896 --> 00:38:22.146 align:center
[rowdy chatter]
00:38:22.938 --> 00:38:26.479 align:center
Okay, I understand your confusion.
This is what's happening here.
00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:28.729 align:center
I am... I'm fucked up, man.
00:38:28.730 --> 00:38:29.895 align:center
Line?
00:38:29.896 --> 00:38:31.979 align:center
It's not even your line!
00:38:31.980 --> 00:38:33.563 align:center
Sue me, I'm thirsty.
00:38:34.146 --> 00:38:36.312 align:center
Okay, are these drama kids
better at drinking?
00:38:36.313 --> 00:38:38.229 align:center
- No, I get it, I get it.
- What's going on?
00:38:38.230 --> 00:38:39.188 align:center
I totally get it.
00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:41.604 align:center
Ooh!
00:38:41.605 --> 00:38:43.520 align:center
Pyramus and Thisbe are us all.
00:38:43.521 --> 00:38:44.812 align:center
- Okay.
- Hmm? Right?
00:38:44.813 --> 00:38:46.354 align:center
- Well done.
- You see, Tuck?
00:38:46.355 --> 00:38:48.230 align:center
[laughing] Tucker.
00:38:49.771 --> 00:38:51.146 align:center
[both laughing]
00:38:52.313 --> 00:38:54.187 align:center
Welcome back!
00:38:54.188 --> 00:38:55.438 align:center
My lovers.
00:38:56.480 --> 00:38:57.605 align:center
Oh!
00:38:58.146 --> 00:39:00.437 align:center
Looks like you two had a good time.
00:39:00.438 --> 00:39:04.854 align:center
And it's about to get even better.
00:39:04.855 --> 00:39:09.395 align:center
I made this love potion
special for the boys.
00:39:09.396 --> 00:39:10.855 align:center
It's a real knockout.
00:39:12.271 --> 00:39:13.520 align:center
And wouldn't you know it?
00:39:13.521 --> 00:39:14.604 align:center
When they came to,
00:39:14.605 --> 00:39:18.021 align:center
they only had eyes for Helena.
00:39:18.688 --> 00:39:20.271 align:center
[audience] Ooh!
00:39:20.896 --> 00:39:22.895 align:center
Okay, loving this.
00:39:22.896 --> 00:39:25.979 align:center
But, fools and mortals,
00:39:25.980 --> 00:39:29.188 align:center
who will win fair Helena's hand?
00:39:29.730 --> 00:39:32.479 align:center
How is a buxom maiden ever to decide?
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:33.521 align:center
Oh.
00:39:34.355 --> 00:39:35.521 align:center
I know.
00:39:36.063 --> 00:39:40.770 align:center
How about a good old-fashion dance-off?
00:39:40.771 --> 00:39:43.937 align:center
Which one of you
wants to take the pole first?
00:39:43.938 --> 00:39:45.313 align:center
[Dean] Garrett...
00:39:45.896 --> 00:39:48.520 align:center
[all, chanting] Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
00:39:48.521 --> 00:39:51.020 align:center
Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
Garrett! Garrett!
00:39:51.021 --> 00:39:52.812 align:center
Garrett! Garrett!
00:39:52.813 --> 00:39:54.604 align:center
Garrett! Get your pole on!
00:39:54.605 --> 00:39:56.520 align:center
Fuck. Fuck you guys.
00:39:56.521 --> 00:39:57.895 align:center
[cheers and applause]
00:39:57.896 --> 00:40:00.937 align:center
[The Kid LAROI "Girls" plays]
00:40:00.938 --> 00:40:01.938 align:center
Fuck it.
00:40:03.896 --> 00:40:04.937 align:center
Oh!
00:40:04.938 --> 00:40:06.730 align:center
[playful shouting]
00:40:08.688 --> 00:40:10.563 align:center
♪Fuck your ex-man, I'm the man now ♪
00:40:10.730 --> 00:40:12.937 align:center
♪Think I feel bad, he was fanned out ♪
00:40:12.938 --> 00:40:15.395 align:center
♪Do what you like, you've been too nice ♪
00:40:15.396 --> 00:40:17.729 align:center
♪He didn't do right, that's too bad now ♪
00:40:17.730 --> 00:40:20.687 align:center
♪I see that you worked all night
you're trying to cash out ♪
00:40:20.688 --> 00:40:22.854 align:center
♪You and your friends
are trying to lash out ♪
00:40:22.855 --> 00:40:25.645 align:center
♪And I'm not the one
to tell them, "Stand down"♪
00:40:25.646 --> 00:40:27.479 align:center
♪It's their world and they just wanna...♪
00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:29.146 align:center
You know, I was thinking
about asking you out.
00:40:31.313 --> 00:40:34.230 align:center
The reason I didn't is because I thought
you and Garrett were serious, but...
00:40:35.438 --> 00:40:37.146 align:center
I guess you're not?
00:40:40.396 --> 00:40:43.354 align:center
Nope. Uh, definitely not serious.
00:40:43.355 --> 00:40:44.813 align:center
Cool.
00:40:45.813 --> 00:40:48.855 align:center
Look, I'm not normally
into theater, but...
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:51.605 align:center
you know, I'm really glad I came.
00:40:53.438 --> 00:40:55.229 align:center
- Yeah, me too.
- [both laugh]
00:40:55.230 --> 00:40:56.395 align:center
♪I'm for real ♪
00:40:56.396 --> 00:40:59.062 align:center
♪You worked all night
you're trying to cash out ♪
00:40:59.063 --> 00:41:01.354 align:center
♪You and your friends
are trying to lash out ♪
00:41:01.355 --> 00:41:03.562 align:center
♪And I'm not the one
to tell 'em, "Stand down"♪
00:41:03.563 --> 00:41:06.437 align:center
♪It's their world and they just wanna ♪
00:41:06.438 --> 00:41:07.938 align:center
♪Girls just wanna dance ♪
00:41:08.688 --> 00:41:10.020 align:center
♪Girls just wanna dance ♪
00:41:10.021 --> 00:41:15.312 align:center
[Dexter] If we shadows have offended,
think but this, and all is mended.
00:41:15.313 --> 00:41:18.229 align:center
That you have but slumbered here
00:41:18.230 --> 00:41:21.812 align:center
while these visions did appear.
00:41:21.813 --> 00:41:23.687 align:center
And this weak and idle...
00:41:23.688 --> 00:41:24.812 align:center
[Hannah] Hey.
00:41:24.813 --> 00:41:26.063 align:center
Hey.
00:41:26.646 --> 00:41:28.479 align:center
That was some show you put on out there.
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:29.979 align:center
Very Boys Gone Wild.
00:41:29.980 --> 00:41:31.105 align:center
Thanks.
00:41:31.730 --> 00:41:34.771 align:center
I, uh, bet you're happy
about the second love potion.
00:41:35.813 --> 00:41:37.104 align:center
You and Justin back together?
00:41:37.105 --> 00:41:39.396 align:center
Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
00:41:41.146 --> 00:41:42.395 align:center
That's-- That's Shakespeare.
00:41:42.396 --> 00:41:44.396 align:center
- Yeah. I know.
- Sorry.
00:41:47.105 --> 00:41:49.271 align:center
Um, uh, actually...
00:41:50.605 --> 00:41:52.563 align:center
Justin said he wants to ask me out.
00:41:54.771 --> 00:41:57.187 align:center
Uh, congratulations. That's, uh...
00:41:57.188 --> 00:41:59.271 align:center
Yeah, you did it.
00:42:03.730 --> 00:42:05.896 align:center
Yeah. Yeah. Uh...
00:42:08.688 --> 00:42:13.646 align:center
So I-- I guess this means
our deal is officially over?
00:42:15.188 --> 00:42:16.105 align:center
Right?
00:42:17.980 --> 00:42:19.105 align:center
Uh, yeah. Right.
00:42:22.063 --> 00:42:23.854 align:center
Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
00:42:23.855 --> 00:42:26.146 align:center
And I got you the guy.
00:42:28.313 --> 00:42:29.188 align:center
[Justin] Hey.
00:42:30.730 --> 00:42:32.937 align:center
They want us over there for curtain call.
00:42:32.938 --> 00:42:34.230 align:center
Ready?
00:42:35.146 --> 00:42:36.688 align:center
- Sure.
- Sweet.
00:42:39.771 --> 00:42:41.271 align:center
[applause]
00:42:43.938 --> 00:42:45.771 align:center
[melancholic music playing]
00:42:54.563 --> 00:42:55.980 align:center
[hockey stick slapping]
00:43:11.730 --> 00:43:12.688 align:center
[sighs]
00:43:17.563 --> 00:43:19.812 align:center
You're getting some good power
behind the shot.
00:43:19.813 --> 00:43:21.187 align:center
Still going wide.
00:43:21.188 --> 00:43:23.355 align:center
Well, as long as you keep
hitting the rink.
00:43:24.605 --> 00:43:26.770 align:center
- Remember Eastwood? Freshman year?
- Yeah.
00:43:26.771 --> 00:43:28.437 align:center
That wasn't on me, all right?
00:43:28.438 --> 00:43:30.937 align:center
Birdie took the shot.
It just deflected off my stick.
00:43:30.938 --> 00:43:32.437 align:center
And Bragg's teeth.
00:43:32.438 --> 00:43:33.895 align:center
I bought him a beer. He's fine.
00:43:33.896 --> 00:43:35.313 align:center
[both laugh]
00:43:36.771 --> 00:43:38.730 align:center
Hey, sorry I couldn't make
the Shakespeare thing.
00:43:40.938 --> 00:43:42.146 align:center
Yeah, it's okay.
00:43:42.771 --> 00:43:44.063 align:center
You didn't miss much.
00:43:45.063 --> 00:43:46.146 align:center
So...
00:43:47.021 --> 00:43:48.146 align:center
you and Hannah?
00:43:49.855 --> 00:43:51.020 align:center
[sighs]
00:43:51.021 --> 00:43:52.771 align:center
I don't know what I was thinking.
00:43:53.938 --> 00:43:55.730 align:center
I don't have time for a girlfriend.
00:43:58.146 --> 00:43:59.521 align:center
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
00:44:01.105 --> 00:44:02.438 align:center
I know you were really into her.
00:44:06.021 --> 00:44:07.146 align:center
It's fine.
00:44:08.605 --> 00:44:10.230 align:center
There's a plan in place for me.
00:44:11.105 --> 00:44:14.104 align:center
Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
00:44:14.105 --> 00:44:16.563 align:center
- All I gotta do is follow through.
- That's a good plan.
00:44:17.188 --> 00:44:19.020 align:center
People would kill to have that plan.
00:44:19.021 --> 00:44:20.438 align:center
Right, exactly.
00:44:22.313 --> 00:44:24.396 align:center
Hannah was just a distraction.
00:44:25.813 --> 00:44:27.105 align:center
Yeah, I mean...
00:44:28.105 --> 00:44:32.313 align:center
sometimes you don't get
everything you want.
00:44:34.396 --> 00:44:38.438 align:center
But you're Garrett Graham.
00:44:39.021 --> 00:44:39.980 align:center
All right?
00:44:40.605 --> 00:44:42.770 align:center
Things are gonna work out for you, okay?
00:44:42.771 --> 00:44:44.063 align:center
They always do.
00:44:44.980 --> 00:44:46.396 align:center
[laughs]
00:44:47.146 --> 00:44:48.687 align:center
Yeah, well, for you too, man.
00:44:48.688 --> 00:44:51.395 align:center
It's me and you on the Bruins.
That's the dream, right?
00:44:51.396 --> 00:44:53.230 align:center
Yeah, that's the dream.
00:44:55.896 --> 00:44:59.229 align:center
Anyway, I was gonna hit up Malone's
if you wanted to join.
00:44:59.230 --> 00:45:00.895 align:center
You look like you could use it.
00:45:00.896 --> 00:45:02.687 align:center
That's all right. I'm gonna stay.
00:45:02.688 --> 00:45:03.812 align:center
You sure?
00:45:03.813 --> 00:45:05.437 align:center
- Yeah.
- All right, man.
00:45:05.438 --> 00:45:07.396 align:center
- I'll see you later.
- All right, bud.
00:45:17.438 --> 00:45:19.854 align:center
["Bluest Flame (DJ Sliink Remix)" by
Selena Gomez and benny blanco playing]
00:45:19.855 --> 00:45:21.396 align:center
[indistinct chatter]
00:45:22.313 --> 00:45:23.480 align:center
[inaudible]
00:45:40.605 --> 00:45:42.521 align:center
[phone line rings]
00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:51.396 align:center
I know. I said I wouldn't call.
00:45:53.313 --> 00:45:56.020 align:center
And that's how I learned the difference
between Billie Joe Armstrong
00:45:56.021 --> 00:45:57.312 align:center
and Haley Joel Osment.
00:45:57.313 --> 00:45:58.854 align:center
[laughs]
00:45:58.855 --> 00:46:01.521 align:center
Yeah, that's-- that's funny.
00:46:03.980 --> 00:46:07.604 align:center
I'm-- I'm really glad
we got to spend some time together.
00:46:07.605 --> 00:46:09.229 align:center
You know, outside of rehearsals.
00:46:09.230 --> 00:46:11.146 align:center
Yeah, same.
00:46:12.105 --> 00:46:13.645 align:center
["Sofa King" by Royel Otis playing]
00:46:13.646 --> 00:46:15.313 align:center
Oh, I fucking love this song.
00:46:17.230 --> 00:46:18.562 align:center
Why do you love it so much?
00:46:18.563 --> 00:46:20.145 align:center
Well, I mean, for starters,
00:46:20.146 --> 00:46:22.770 align:center
the bass line and the way it interacts
with the lead guitars--
00:46:22.771 --> 00:46:24.563 align:center
No, uh, sorry.
00:46:25.480 --> 00:46:26.980 align:center
I actually mean...
00:46:28.105 --> 00:46:29.604 align:center
what does it make you feel?
00:46:29.605 --> 00:46:32.021 align:center
I mean, jealous I didn't write it first.
00:46:33.855 --> 00:46:36.063 align:center
Why? What does it make you feel?
00:46:37.938 --> 00:46:40.105 align:center
Uh, nothing.
00:46:40.813 --> 00:46:42.355 align:center
I mean, they're not for everyone.
00:46:43.646 --> 00:46:44.813 align:center
Yeah.
00:46:46.521 --> 00:46:47.480 align:center
Hey, this...
00:46:48.105 --> 00:46:50.230 align:center
This party's kind of dead, right?
00:46:50.938 --> 00:46:52.979 align:center
- Do you want to come back to mine, and--?
- Justin...
00:46:52.980 --> 00:46:55.313 align:center
Let me guess. Rain check?
00:46:58.105 --> 00:46:59.395 align:center
Not quite.
00:46:59.396 --> 00:47:01.021 align:center
♪You're so fucking gorgeous ♪
00:47:06.896 --> 00:47:08.188 align:center
[jiggles doorknob]
00:47:13.271 --> 00:47:15.354 align:center
[phone line rings]
00:47:15.355 --> 00:47:16.479 align:center
[Garrett's voice] This is Garrett.
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:19.104 align:center
No phones allowed on the ice,
so leave a message.
00:47:19.105 --> 00:47:20.230 align:center
[voicemail beeps]
00:47:36.188 --> 00:47:37.688 align:center
[Hannah, over PA]
♪Baby ♪
00:47:39.771 --> 00:47:43.895 align:center
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
00:47:43.896 --> 00:47:47.020 align:center
♪I'll build my world around you ♪
00:47:47.021 --> 00:47:48.730 align:center
♪I need you so ♪
00:47:49.355 --> 00:47:53.854 align:center
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
00:47:53.855 --> 00:47:57.520 align:center
♪You don't need me ♪
00:47:57.521 --> 00:47:59.937 align:center
♪Baby ♪
00:47:59.938 --> 00:48:04.312 align:center
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
00:48:04.313 --> 00:48:09.313 align:center
♪I'll build my world around you
I need you so ♪
00:48:09.688 --> 00:48:14.354 align:center
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
00:48:14.355 --> 00:48:18.395 align:center
♪You don't need me ♪
00:48:18.396 --> 00:48:22.021 align:center
♪Baby, baby, since first we met ♪
00:48:22.813 --> 00:48:26.813 align:center
♪I knew in this heart of mine ♪
00:48:28.896 --> 00:48:32.520 align:center
♪The love we had could not be bad ♪
00:48:32.521 --> 00:48:36.105 align:center
♪I played it right and I bide my time ♪
00:48:38.980 --> 00:48:43.021 align:center
♪Spent a lifetime looking for somebody ♪
00:48:43.938 --> 00:48:47.730 align:center
♪To give me love like you ♪
00:48:49.230 --> 00:48:53.687 align:center
♪Now you've told me
that you wanna leave me ♪
00:48:53.688 --> 00:48:58.770 align:center
♪Darling, I just can't let you ♪
00:48:58.771 --> 00:49:01.104 align:center
♪Baby ♪
00:49:01.105 --> 00:49:05.479 align:center
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:10.770 align:center
♪I'll build my world around you
I need you so ♪
00:49:10.771 --> 00:49:15.604 align:center
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
00:49:15.605 --> 00:49:19.563 align:center
♪You don't need me ♪
00:49:38.396 --> 00:49:41.396 align:center
["Baby Now That I've Found You"
piano instrumental plays]