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Uh...
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Did you just say...
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you want me to give you a...
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Orgasm? Yeah, God, why is it so hard
for boys to say "orgasm"?
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It's-It's not hard for me to say "orgasm".
I can say "orgasm".
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Orgasm.
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See?
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Just-- are you still drunk?
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Okay, yeah, uh, let's-- let's do this.
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Uh...
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I'm gonna tell you something really heavy,
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and you're gonna want to dwell on it,
but you shouldn't.
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I'm just telling you the bad stuff
so that you can understand my request.
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Okay?
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It's just a means to an end.
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Okay?
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A means to an end.
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Got it.
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I was raped.
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Wow, okay, there's really no way to make
that seem less heavy than it is.
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Uh, it happened in high school.
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I was drugged at a party.
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That's why I don't like
drinking in public.
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- Oh, shit.
- No, no! See?
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What you're doing right now is dwelling.
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And I need you to just breeze
past this part, okay?
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Focus up, Graham. Are you breezing?
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- Uh, yeah, I'm breezing, I'm breezing.
- Okay.
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I'm fine. Really, I'm okay.
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I had a lovely therapist.
Her name was Carol.
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She had these mismatched mugs
and a really extensive tea collection.
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She helped me understand
that the rape doesn't define me.
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Even though I firmly put this behind me,
I still can't seem to...
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you know, orgasm with a guy.
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I mean, on my own, sure, fine, fireworks.
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But, yeah, not-- not with someone else.
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And things are going
really well with Justin.
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He texted me saying that his roommates
will be gone later,
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and we all know what that means.
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I-I-I'm just really nervous
about hooking up with him.
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I want to be ready, so I was thinking
if I can finish with someone,
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you know, lower stakes first.
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Lower stakes?
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A friend. That I'd feel
more prepared for Justin.
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So...
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Yeah, wh-what do you think?
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Wow, okay, yeah, that was a lot. Sorry.
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Um, I'm kind of out of practice
telling people about this.
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No one at Briar knows.
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Not even Allie?
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Just you.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Look.
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I promise that I have worked so hard
to move past this.
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Okay? I'm not fragile.
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I don't need your pity.
I don't need you to be my therapist.
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I just need you to do
this one last thing for me.
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Okay, a thing you have done
for many, many,
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many, many women.
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- Yeah, it's just...
- A means to an end.
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Exactly.
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Okay.
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I'll do it.
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Really?
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- You will?
- Of course.
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You're my friend and you need me.
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- Did you mean now?
- No, no!
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Not now. I have class.
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[laughs]
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Um...
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Uh, later?
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Tonight?
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Tonight it is.
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[chuckles]
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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I don't understand.
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Sweet, sweet Tuck.
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Can I just be the first to say
how thrilled we are
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that you decided to pledge Sig Tau?
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We welcome you to our brotherhood,
sweet Tuck.
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- Okay.
- And as your future big,
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it is my pleasure nay, my honor,
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to haze you.
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And all I ask is that you take care
of that one little grape.
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Until I ask you to stop.
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- That's it?
- That's it, bud.
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It's so simple.
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[Tucker] Yeah, I can do that.
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Guys, I gotta be honest.
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I was a little worried you were gonna make
me streak across campus or frost my tips.
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[both] No!
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Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
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Would your brother
do something like that to you?
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- I guess not, man.
- Yeah, okay.
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Yeah. Well, uh, thanks, y'all.
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- This is gonna be really good.
- Well, just one last thing.
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Should anything happen to your fruit baby,
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it will be replaced
by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
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Wait, what do you mean by that?
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- Yup.
- Mm, it's a good one.
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Good luck, sweet Tuck.
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This is the part where you run.
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[Tucker] Okay.
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Come on.
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[Justin, on recording]
♪Yellow, yellow haze ♪
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♪Yellow, yellow ♪
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Intrigue.
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This is much stronger
than what you brought to class.
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But I'm concerned
I'm not really hearing you in this.
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Well, they're Justin's words,
but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
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I'm thinking strings, like a shifting
chromatic alteration verse to verse.
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I'm gonna just jump back in here before
this conversation gets away from me.
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Uh, let's try...
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Do you have a favorite song,
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something you love to listen to
when you're sad or bored?
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Ah, see?
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What you just did.
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Your whole body relaxed.
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Now, were you thinking
of specific chord progressions?
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No, I was thinking about listening
to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
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Made me feel so complicated and punk rock.
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Exactly. How it made you feel.
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You see, people think
that pop music is shallow,
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but it lives deep inside us.
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It creates memories.
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It etches them into our bones.
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If you do it right, it lets us feel what
you were feeling when you're writing it.
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That's what the judges want.
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You gotta let us in.
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Wow. That was really good advice.
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I know. I should be a teacher.
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[Hannah laughs]
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And I knew it was a dream
because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
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But--But she was like
dark brown instead of tan.
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I think we should break up.
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[scoffs] Okay.
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Wait, sorry, what?
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"Okay"?
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I just ended a two-year relationship.
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I mean, maybe you did.
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Also, maybe not.
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No, I definitely did because I was there
and it was three seconds ago.
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- How many times are you gonna do this?
- Do what? What are you talking about?
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Your whole
"Allie's breakup in five acts" cycle.
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You go through the same stages every time.
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First, "Surprise Fight Allie",
which I can safely say we're in right now.
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Then, "Eats Her Feelings Allie",
destroys three bags of hot Cheetos,
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followed by "Raging Diva Allie".
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Stop titling things like they happen.
These are not things that happen.
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Then "Complete and Total Breakdown Allie"
has a...
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Well, that one's self-explanatory.
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And the grand finale,
"Late Night Phone Call Allie",
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where you beg me to take you back.
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- That is not what I do!
- That is exactly what you do.
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I know you better than anyone else
in the world, Al.
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I know you're secretly scared of cats.
I know that you're out of ChapStick.
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Speaking of which...
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I stopped by CVS on the way over.
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And I know that you love me.
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And I love you.
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So, that is why I need to protect myself
by opting out of the next 36 hours.
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No, our breakup is not
an extended warranty, Sean.
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You can't just opt out.
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Well, the alternative
is that I get angry or sad
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or beg you not to make this mistake again.
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But you will because you always do.
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And I disappear into some sad hole
of video games and depression
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and ultimately take you back because
I can't imagine my life without you.
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It's not fair to me, Al.
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Sean, I need you to hear me.
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I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
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But this is it.
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We're just going in different directions.
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And I don't even know
what direction I'm going in,
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but I'm going there by myself.
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I'm not going to call you.
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Okay. [scoffs]
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And I'm not out of ChapStick!
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Yes, you are.
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See you in 36 hours.
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[heavy rock song playing]
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[Garrett groans]
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Shit.
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What's wrong, G?
Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
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No, yeah, I'm...
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm fucking with you, Graham.
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I know.
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Right.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Look, Dean, you're, uh...
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You're kind of, well...
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[chuckles]
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You've been with a good amount of women.
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I always knew this day would come.
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Well, Garrett, when a man and a woman
love each other very much--
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- All right, fuck it. Forget it.
- Okay, hold up, hold up. I'm listening.
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Is there something going on with Hannah?
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No.
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Uh...
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not Hannah, someone else.
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She wants me to do this, uh...
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This thing.
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Do all the things, bro.
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Do them all.
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It's just...
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It's kind of a big... thing.
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It's really important to her.
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- She's, like, trusting me.
- G, is Hannah a virgin?
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What? No.
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Dude, don't...
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Don't-- Don't make this weird.
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[chuckles]
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This doesn't leave the weight room.
We're not having this conversation.
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It's just that I really want it
to be good for her.
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If it's her first time,
she might not come.
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- Not an option. She has to come.
- Respect.
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Well, there is one thing
that helps make a girl come.
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The single, most effective,
highly recommended,
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enjoyed-by-all tool at your disposal.
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Trust.
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That's it.
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She's just got to feel completely safe.
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Like, completely relaxed.
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But consent is key.
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And she can't consent
if she doesn't feel safe.
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So you just-- you just gotta figure out
whatever makes this...
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specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
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Yeah, I'm just...
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not sure I'm the kind of guy
she should be trusting with this.
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Well, if she asked you,
she thinks you are.
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Which is fucking hot.
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Just don't skimp on the foreplay.
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Yeah.
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Talking five-play, six-play...
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- Yeah, got it.
- You know? Right?
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- Thanks.
- Good talk, man. Great talk.
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Sorry. I was, uh...
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- Justin. Hi.
- Hi. Yeah.
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There's easier ways to get my attention.
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Sorry, yeah, I was just on my phone.
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I'm taking the piss, don't worry about it.
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- [laughs] Yeah.
- Yeah.
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My advisor really likes the song, mostly.
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- Okay, yeah. Mostly?
- Yeah.
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He has some notes, but it's getting there.
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Cool.
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You never replied to my text.
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Do you want to come over later
and work on the song?
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Uh...
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definitely yes.
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But, uh, there's just one last thing
I need to iron out before we dive into it.
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Rain check?
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Rain check, yeah.
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
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- Cool.
- [both laugh]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, bye, I guess.
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Bye. Bye.
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[laughing]
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♪You're scared of heights, that's vertigo ♪
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♪You wanted lights, go see a show ♪
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♪You ran away, that's touch and go ♪
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♪You're scared of love
well, aren't we all?♪
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♪Well, aren't we all?♪
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♪Well, aren't we all?♪
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♪I know that you started to feel
what I feel...♪
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Hey.
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Hey.
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♪...my hand by the wheel ♪
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♪But you couldn't dare to make it real ♪
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♪Oh, it's such a shame...♪
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- Is that dress...?
- Allie's.
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Yeah.
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Um...
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We did say 7:00, right?
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Yeah.
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Uh, come on up.
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♪You wanted lights, go see a show ♪
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♪You ran away, that's touch and go ♪
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♪You're scared of love
well, aren't we all?♪
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♪Well, aren't we all?♪
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Would you be, um,
more comfortable wearing...
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literally anything else?
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Maybe. [chuckles]
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Think fast.
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[laughs]
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Uh, you don't need to turn around.
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You're about to see me naked.
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Yeah, but not until you want me to.
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Uh, all clear.
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[chuckling] Are nightgowns my thing now?
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Definitely.
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Uh...
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so are we gonna...
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do it now?
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Well, uh...
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I mean, as romantic as that is.
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Um, here.
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Why don't you pick a song to play?
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Just to set the mood a little.
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Set the mood?
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Ew, that's awful. I can't believe those
words actually came out of your mouth.
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[both laugh]
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People say that.
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Okay, let me see.
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Wait, this is one of your
most played songs?
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- Which one?
- Shh.
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["Baby Now That I've Found You"
by the Foundations playing]
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I'm setting the mood.
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♪Baby, now that I've...♪
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You're actually proving my point.
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- The mood is set.
- Is that right?
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Please. This song is so sexy.
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Makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
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[laughing] What is happening?
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The groove.
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It's taking over.
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Look.
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You're feeling it too.
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Oh.
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♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
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Okay. [chuckles]
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♪You don't need me ♪
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Oh yeah, that's terrible. I love it.
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♪Baby, baby, since first we met ♪
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♪I knew in this heart of mine ♪
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♪I wanna tell you ♪
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♪The love we had could not be bad ♪
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♪Play it right and bide my time ♪
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[laughs]
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♪Spent a lifetime looking for somebody ♪
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♪To give me love like you ♪
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♪Now you've told me
that you wanna leave me ♪
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♪Darling, I just can't let you...♪
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[romantic music with pulsing beat]
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[panting softly]
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[pulsing beat quickens]
17:39.480 --> 17:41.063
[breathing heavily]
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- [music stops]
- What's wrong?
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Nothing, nothing.
17:51.896 --> 17:53.480
I think we should stop.
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I don't-- I don't want to stop.
17:56.230 --> 17:57.479
I-I can do this.
17:57.480 --> 17:58.895
No, you don't have to.
17:58.896 --> 18:00.270
But I...
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I want to.
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Okay?
18:04.271 --> 18:05.230
Fuck.
18:06.688 --> 18:08.855
[panting]
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I'm sorry.
18:11.438 --> 18:12.813
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
18:13.563 --> 18:15.855
This-- This-- This is what happens.
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I'm-- I'm in it. I-I'm having fun.
I feel good.
18:24.605 --> 18:26.355
And then I just, like, zoom out.
18:27.980 --> 18:29.396
Like, leave my body.
18:32.105 --> 18:35.979
It's like I'm sitting there watching
myself from across the room going, like,
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"What is wrong with you?"
18:37.938 --> 18:39.230
Nothing.
18:41.646 --> 18:42.980
Nothing is wrong with you.
18:45.313 --> 18:46.480
What if, like...
18:51.355 --> 18:53.229
Like, what if I'm broken?
18:53.230 --> 18:56.188
You're not broken, Wellsy.
18:57.146 --> 19:00.645
You just don't trust me enough
to fully let go, and that's okay.
19:00.646 --> 19:02.313
No, but I do trust you.
19:04.105 --> 19:06.145
I wouldn't--
I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
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But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
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So...
19:12.771 --> 19:14.188
if you're not there yet...
19:15.480 --> 19:16.896
that sounds completely normal.
19:19.855 --> 19:22.355
Wow, that-- that was surprisingly deep.
19:26.813 --> 19:28.230
I do have another idea.
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I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33.688 --> 19:35.230
Yeah, okay, sure.
19:37.188 --> 19:40.896
Instead of me giving you an orgasm...
19:42.855 --> 19:45.521
why don't you give yourself one?
19:46.813 --> 19:49.646
Uh, that's not going to prove anything.
I do that all the time.
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- Oh, do you?
- Yeah.
19:52.355 --> 19:53.355
Okay.
19:54.980 --> 19:55.938
Then...
19:57.230 --> 19:58.355
show me.
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["Back In My Body"
by Maggie Rogers playing]
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[sighs]
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Show me.
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And I'll show you.
20:47.271 --> 20:50.021
["Back In My Body" continues]
21:17.105 --> 21:19.313
[song intensifies]
21:37.688 --> 21:38.938
[Hannah gasps]
21:45.771 --> 21:47.062
[Garrett] Stay here.
21:47.063 --> 21:48.188
[Hannah breathing heavily]
21:48.355 --> 21:49.438
Stay with me.
21:51.480 --> 21:53.980
[Hannah gasping]
21:58.021 --> 21:59.605
[panting]
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♪Oh, this time ♪
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♪This time, I know I'm fighting ♪
22:08.438 --> 22:11.271
♪This time, I know I'm back in my body ♪
22:11.480 --> 22:14.313
♪This time, I know I'm fighting ♪
22:15.313 --> 22:19.646
♪This time, I know I'm back in my body ♪
22:22.480 --> 22:23.730
[sighs]
22:25.688 --> 22:27.355
[laughs] Oh, my God. I did it.
22:29.646 --> 22:31.230
[breathing heavily]
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Thanks.
22:37.396 --> 22:38.646
No, no.
22:40.063 --> 22:41.313
Thank you. That was...
22:43.605 --> 22:44.646
Thanks.
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[both laugh]
22:52.813 --> 22:54.105
[sighs]
22:56.146 --> 22:57.730
So what now?
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Drunk Shakespeare? Who's drunk?
23:05.646 --> 23:08.520
- Like the actors or the audience?
- [Hannah] Everyone.
23:08.521 --> 23:12.520
Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he
made out with the ghost of his own father.
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- Yikes.
- Yeah.
23:14.021 --> 23:16.229
Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me.
23:16.230 --> 23:17.438
[laughing] Yeah.
23:18.438 --> 23:19.521
Jackpot.
23:20.271 --> 23:23.105
Always count on Tucker
to make too much pasta salad.
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Why does he always put
Brussels sprouts in it?
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Yum.
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- All right, give me.
- Yeah, you want one?
23:30.646 --> 23:32.645
- This one's got a little bacon on it.
- All right.
23:32.646 --> 23:34.355
[both laugh]
23:39.146 --> 23:40.813
[humming "Baby Now That I've Found You"]
23:45.896 --> 23:47.979
I told you that was a sexy song.
23:47.980 --> 23:50.770
Got to say, I'm surprised
it's one of your most played.
23:50.771 --> 23:52.770
Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole,
23:52.771 --> 23:55.187
"I'm a cool hockey man
that listens to classic rock" image.
23:55.188 --> 23:59.354
Hey, I'm a cool hockey man
that contains multitudes, so...
23:59.355 --> 24:01.021
[both laugh]
24:04.688 --> 24:08.355
But actually, my mom used to play me
all kinds of music.
24:08.938 --> 24:11.187
- Yeah, she sounds cool.
- Yeah, she was cool.
24:11.188 --> 24:13.229
She had a huge record collection.
24:13.230 --> 24:16.146
She used to let me pick one out to play
whenever my dad...
24:16.980 --> 24:18.146
got too...
24:19.563 --> 24:20.646
intense.
24:24.605 --> 24:27.187
How do you feel
when you listen to that song?
24:27.188 --> 24:28.354
Why do you ask?
24:28.355 --> 24:30.230
Is it just something my advisor said.
24:31.355 --> 24:32.730
Uh, I guess...
24:35.146 --> 24:37.187
I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
24:37.188 --> 24:38.645
Bold?
24:38.646 --> 24:40.479
Yeah, like to just say,
24:40.480 --> 24:42.605
"I like you, deal with it."
24:43.271 --> 24:45.480
- That's badass.
- Yeah, it is badass.
24:52.188 --> 24:54.730
- You know, I was thinking...
- [cell phone chimes]
24:57.813 --> 24:58.895
Sorry.
24:58.896 --> 25:00.437
Uh, where were we?
25:00.438 --> 25:04.104
Uh, I actually probably should go.
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- Oh, are-- are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I have a lot to do for the showcase
and classes and...
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Yeah.
25:12.230 --> 25:15.020
But thank you for your service.
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It's much appreciated.
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See you soon?
25:21.438 --> 25:22.770
Yeah, okay.
25:22.771 --> 25:24.188
I'll text you?
25:32.355 --> 25:34.229
- So Garrett made you come.
- Yep.
25:34.230 --> 25:36.062
- And you're not freaking out.
- No.
25:36.063 --> 25:38.062
Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38.063 --> 25:39.937
- Yeah.
- And you're not freaking out.
25:39.938 --> 25:42.354
- No.
- Because if you were freaking out,
25:42.355 --> 25:45.395
I could break out
the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
25:45.396 --> 25:48.687
No, I can't let myself become
"Eats Her Feelings Allie".
25:48.688 --> 25:49.979
'Cause if I do that
25:49.980 --> 25:52.229
I'll just keep backsliding
through "Raging Diva Allie",
25:52.230 --> 25:54.479
and then "Complete and Total
Breakdown Allie",
25:54.480 --> 25:55.979
and then next thing you know,
25:55.980 --> 25:57.770
I'll be "Insurance Queen
of Dorset, Vermont, Allie".
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God help us all.
25:59.480 --> 26:02.104
I promised myself.
This has to be the last time.
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It has to stick.
I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05.021 --> 26:06.480
Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:09.521 --> 26:10.479
I believe you.
26:10.480 --> 26:11.604
Uh...
26:11.605 --> 26:14.020
even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
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This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:16.480 --> 26:17.646
Um...
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Oh, my God!
26:25.063 --> 26:27.270
I am a woman possessed!
26:27.271 --> 26:29.020
Hannah, you got to help me.
26:29.021 --> 26:31.104
I lied. I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31.105 --> 26:33.145
- I licked the bag clean.
- [cell phone chimes]
26:33.146 --> 26:35.604
Who is that? Is it Garrett? Is it Justin?
26:35.605 --> 26:38.187
Please distract me with the sordid
details of the intricate web
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that is your love life.
26:39.646 --> 26:42.020
Uh, it's-- it's Justin.
26:42.021 --> 26:43.188
So you're still into him?
26:44.105 --> 26:45.062
Of course I am.
26:45.063 --> 26:49.104
I worked out this whole orgasm problem
so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49.105 --> 26:52.937
Yeah, but I don't know, I thought
you might be "dicknotized" by Garrett.
26:52.938 --> 26:54.980
- You wouldn't be the first.
- Yeah.
26:56.771 --> 26:58.812
Okay, I'll admit it.
26:58.813 --> 27:00.396
The night was kind of perfect.
27:01.396 --> 27:03.854
Garrett made me feel really safe
27:03.855 --> 27:07.270
and a lot of really,
really good other things,
27:07.271 --> 27:10.729
but that doesn't magically turn him
into someone else, you know?
27:10.730 --> 27:12.479
No, you got to take him at face value.
27:12.480 --> 27:13.687
Right, exactly.
27:13.688 --> 27:16.729
[laughs] And the guy can't get
through a single conversation
27:16.730 --> 27:18.312
without someone trying to sext him,
27:18.313 --> 27:22.480
which is fine because I got the orgasm,
which is what I wanted.
27:24.146 --> 27:26.520
It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26.521 --> 27:29.521
Yeah, and this won't make
your friendship weird at all?
27:30.563 --> 27:31.895
We had a plan.
27:31.896 --> 27:33.063
The plan worked.
27:34.146 --> 27:36.479
There will be absolutely
no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36.480 --> 27:38.229
It was so weird.
27:38.230 --> 27:41.562
Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it
when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:41.563 --> 27:44.187
- [coach] Tucker, in.
- Logan, this is Bernardo.
27:44.188 --> 27:46.354
Protect him with your life. Your life.
27:46.355 --> 27:48.062
Why do you care
how the night ended anyway?
27:48.063 --> 27:49.563
Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50.105 --> 27:52.395
What? You guys have been
talking about this all practice
27:52.396 --> 27:53.895
and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:53.896 --> 27:55.480
[coach] Logan, in.
27:58.771 --> 28:00.729
Hey, does Logan
seem off to you guys today?
28:00.730 --> 28:02.395
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
28:02.396 --> 28:04.479
Bunch of missed passes,
flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
28:04.480 --> 28:05.729
What? No, not you.
28:05.730 --> 28:07.520
Birdie, what do you mean? What's obvious?
28:07.521 --> 28:08.604
You're into her, dude.
28:08.605 --> 28:10.229
Fuck. I think you're right.
28:10.230 --> 28:12.437
- He's all over the place.
- [all] Shut up, Joe.
28:12.438 --> 28:14.479
- I should tell her.
- Yup.
28:14.480 --> 28:15.479
Like today?
28:15.480 --> 28:16.604
- Yep.
- [whistle blows]
28:16.605 --> 28:18.354
- [coach] Birdie, in.
- [Garrett] Shit.
28:18.355 --> 28:20.729
- She's going to Drunk Shakespeare later.
- Sounds like you're going.
28:20.730 --> 28:23.396
- Hey, Joe, watch Bernardo.
- Who?
28:26.480 --> 28:27.812
Who's going to Drunk Shakespeare?
28:27.813 --> 28:28.937
- Hannah.
- Bernardo.
28:28.938 --> 28:30.687
- Amazing, I'm there.
- [coach] Rogers, in.
28:30.688 --> 28:32.105
Hold this for Birdie.
28:33.730 --> 28:36.937
- So why are we going to Drunk Shakespeare?
- We are not going anywhere.
28:36.938 --> 28:39.146
Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah
how I feel about her.
28:40.063 --> 28:42.479
- How do you feel about her?
- [coach] Stuebs, in.
28:42.480 --> 28:43.812
Finally.
28:43.813 --> 28:45.562
Telling her is the right move, G.
28:45.563 --> 28:48.313
We all fuck with Wellsy,
and I think she's good for you.
28:49.563 --> 28:51.604
No! Bernardo! How?
28:51.605 --> 28:54.437
Okay. We're going to Drunk Shakespeare.
28:54.438 --> 28:56.063
[whistle blowing]
29:03.563 --> 29:05.062
Okay, dramatic entrance.
29:05.063 --> 29:06.229
Whatever.
29:06.230 --> 29:08.604
Seriously, what's your damage, Heather?
29:08.605 --> 29:10.520
Nothing, just a shitty practice.
29:10.521 --> 29:11.645
Really?
29:11.646 --> 29:13.604
- [sighs]
- That's it?
29:13.605 --> 29:14.771
Yeah, that's it.
29:15.438 --> 29:16.312
Mm.
29:16.313 --> 29:19.687
Garrett, he was so busy talking about
Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes
29:19.688 --> 29:21.312
and it just made me look bad.
29:21.313 --> 29:24.020
Oh, I see what's happening.
29:24.021 --> 29:26.188
This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26.730 --> 29:27.855
What? That's...
29:29.355 --> 29:30.646
I... I don't...
29:32.105 --> 29:33.395
[laughs] Convincing.
29:33.396 --> 29:36.020
Don't bother. I saw the way
you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:36.021 --> 29:38.145
This is so like you.
You want things you can't have.
29:38.146 --> 29:40.395
- No, I don't.
- You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40.396 --> 29:43.770
Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted
chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:43.771 --> 29:45.687
You don't have a guaranteed deal
with the Bruins.
29:45.688 --> 29:46.729
Jules, I get it.
29:46.730 --> 29:48.520
You've been passed over
twice in the draft.
29:48.521 --> 29:51.645
Your chances of making it to the NHL
are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51.646 --> 29:54.646
And if you don't make it,
it's you and Mom at the garage.
29:55.271 --> 29:56.355
Forever.
29:57.688 --> 29:58.896
Is that what you want?
30:00.646 --> 30:02.437
No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02.438 --> 30:06.062
I'm just saying, if you're going to chase
an impossible dream,
30:06.063 --> 30:07.980
chase one that actually matters.
30:11.730 --> 30:13.104
[indistinct chatter]
30:13.105 --> 30:15.354
["Sex, Drugs & Existential Dread"
by Chloe Qisha playing]
30:15.355 --> 30:17.645
♪Well come on inside ♪
30:17.646 --> 30:21.104
♪And we can watch the news
and get naked...♪
30:21.105 --> 30:23.562
This "mingle with the audience
before the show" shtick
30:23.563 --> 30:26.020
is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26.021 --> 30:28.604
"Ooh, it's immersive.
We're breaking the aesthetic distance."
30:28.605 --> 30:30.479
- Give me a fucking break.
- Hey, whoa, babe.
30:30.480 --> 30:33.187
Maybe we've turned the corner
onto "Raging Diva Allie".
30:33.188 --> 30:35.604
Maybe you've turned the corner
into Cuntsville.
30:35.605 --> 30:36.854
[Hannah scoffs]
30:36.855 --> 30:38.687
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
30:38.688 --> 30:42.062
No, it's okay. It's your first show
at Briar without Sean.
30:42.063 --> 30:44.645
Yeah, he just really used to help
calm me down, you know?
30:44.646 --> 30:45.937
I'm kind of nervous.
30:45.938 --> 30:48.854
Yeah, maybe it is making me
a little bit of a...
30:48.855 --> 30:51.730
Catherine! Don't touch a prop
that's not yours!
30:53.271 --> 30:55.770
♪There's people everywhere you go ♪
30:55.771 --> 30:57.604
♪There's people in the bars ♪
30:57.605 --> 30:59.520
♪There's people on the motorways ♪
30:59.521 --> 31:01.770
♪Driving little people cars ♪
31:01.771 --> 31:04.145
♪There's people walking animals... ♪
31:04.146 --> 31:06.062
- Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
31:06.063 --> 31:07.563
[Hannah] You're here!
31:08.063 --> 31:10.979
♪Kissing other people
what the hell is that for?♪
31:10.980 --> 31:12.270
♪Ew...♪
31:12.271 --> 31:14.145
What-- What are you doing here?
31:14.146 --> 31:15.979
I'm glad you're here, but...
31:15.980 --> 31:18.604
Well, Beau recruited me.
I have to steal this from Tucker.
31:18.605 --> 31:20.145
Fuck! Oh my...
31:20.146 --> 31:21.354
Sorry.
31:21.355 --> 31:22.395
Are you kidding me?
31:22.396 --> 31:23.854
- Hey, Wellsy.
- Hey.
31:23.855 --> 31:25.229
Jordan.
31:25.230 --> 31:26.812
- Justin.
- Oh, right.
31:26.813 --> 31:28.562
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sorry, man. My bad.
31:28.563 --> 31:31.479
- It's all good, man.
- Beau and Dean drag you here?
31:31.480 --> 31:34.812
Yeah, man. Well, you know Dean.
He's persuasive.
31:34.813 --> 31:37.187
What about you, bro?
You a big Shakespeare guy or what?
31:37.188 --> 31:41.687
Not really, but Hannah told me
she was coming, so here I am.
31:41.688 --> 31:43.437
[laughs] Oh, she did?
31:43.438 --> 31:44.480
She did.
31:45.938 --> 31:47.979
Looks like the show's starting.
31:47.980 --> 31:50.146
- Yeah.
- Do you wanna get a seat?
31:50.855 --> 31:51.855
Couch is free.
31:52.521 --> 31:54.813
- Yeah, yeah. We should probably sit.
- Yeah.
31:55.688 --> 31:57.479
- See you around, man.
- Yeah, brother.
31:57.480 --> 31:59.938
[soft, melancholic music playing]
32:06.730 --> 32:09.021
- [inaudible dialogue]
- [applause]
32:13.355 --> 32:14.645
Come on, bitches.
32:14.646 --> 32:18.312
Let me hear you all scream
for our gay show.
32:18.313 --> 32:20.813
A Midsummer Night's...
32:21.605 --> 32:22.937
Scream!
32:22.938 --> 32:24.313
[all cheer]
32:26.980 --> 32:31.145
Now, virgins oft find
Drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:31.146 --> 32:34.062
If it's your first time,
I'll pop your cherry.
32:34.063 --> 32:37.312
Now, there's only one rule,
my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37.313 --> 32:39.730
When an actor calls "line,"
32:40.646 --> 32:42.854
everyone drinks.
32:42.855 --> 32:44.645
- I like that.
- Okay, let's drink to that.
32:44.646 --> 32:45.646
Yeah.
32:46.146 --> 32:47.354
What? What?
32:47.355 --> 32:48.980
[whispering]
32:50.646 --> 32:52.645
No. I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52.646 --> 32:57.354
It seems that the actors that were going
to play our four young lovers
32:57.355 --> 33:02.104
have all been struck
by a terrible affliction.
33:02.105 --> 33:03.395
- True love?
- No.
33:03.396 --> 33:04.729
Gonorrhea.
33:04.730 --> 33:06.605
- [all] Oh!
- [laughter]
33:08.230 --> 33:09.396
[snickers]
33:10.271 --> 33:13.896
We'll be needing some brave volunteers
from the audience.
33:14.396 --> 33:15.645
You.
33:15.646 --> 33:17.229
- You go.
- Mm-mm.
33:17.230 --> 33:20.979
Oh, would you look at this couple?
33:20.980 --> 33:22.395
[cheering]
33:22.396 --> 33:26.062
Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
33:26.063 --> 33:27.730
[cheers and applause]
33:29.855 --> 33:31.438
Whoo!
33:34.188 --> 33:37.146
Bitch, I love this for you.
33:37.771 --> 33:42.770
Okay, next I need a big,
strong man to play Demetrius.
33:42.771 --> 33:44.604
Me, Garrett Graham.
I want to be in the show.
33:44.605 --> 33:46.645
- What the hell? Shut the fuck up.
- What?
33:46.646 --> 33:49.145
You can't tell her how you feel
sitting here on your ass, come on.
33:49.146 --> 33:50.812
- Come here, pookie.
- That's okay.
33:50.813 --> 33:52.938
- No, I'm all right.
- You're ours now.
33:53.438 --> 33:54.895
Come on, G! Yeah!
33:54.896 --> 33:56.229
All right, all right.
33:56.230 --> 33:57.355
[Tucker] Yeah!
34:00.396 --> 34:01.480
Thank you.
34:03.021 --> 34:05.520
[Dexter] Okay, now we just need Helena.
34:05.521 --> 34:07.479
She's a real messy bitch
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who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
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- Can anyone relate?
- [excited chatter]
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Allow me.
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Not even going to wait to be picked.
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That is messy.
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Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
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- [applause]
- From the game, right?
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Hannah.
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Please. Everyone knows the girl
who locked down Garrett Graham.
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Uh, no. No, I didn't lock him.
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I mean, we're not locked.
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He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
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[Dexter] ...we love to stir up some drama.
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All right, Hermia.
34:43.313 --> 34:45.229
Let's get you all caught up.
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All right, you're in love with Lysander.
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[all] Oh!
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But your big, bad daddy
is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
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[audience boos]
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What say you, Hermia?
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But Daddy, I love him!
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[audience] But Daddy, she loves him!
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[The Cardigans' "Lovefool" plays]
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Oh!
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Now, after this, we've got like
ten minutes of rude mechanicals BS.
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So, feel free
to help yourselves to our wet bar.
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Okay.
35:32.063 --> 35:36.895
So your life is practice, class, repeat,
and now also the theater.
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- Can we seriously not do this right now?
- Do what?
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You're broadening your horizons.
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I think it's fun.
35:48.105 --> 35:50.271
Looks like Hannah's
broadening her horizons, too.
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Didn't have to mess with her like that.
She's not my girlfriend.
35:56.230 --> 35:59.062
[scoffs] But you clearly want her to be.
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No, I don't.
36:00.521 --> 36:03.520
Please, you can deny it all you want,
but I looked at you
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the same way for months.
36:08.230 --> 36:10.938
Kendall, about the way
that I ended things,
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I was kind of a dick.
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Don't.
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Don't apologize to me
just to make yourself feel better.
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I was just gonna say, you know,
it sucks when you like someone
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and they don't like you back.
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It does.
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If I knew just how much it sucked,
36:27.146 --> 36:29.270
I probably would have
done some things differently.
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So, I'm sorry.
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And really...
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will you accept my apology
if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
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[laughs]
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I was having so much fun being a bitch.
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Fine. Yeah, okay, I accept.
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[chuckles]
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Herbal. It's foul, but it's effective.
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[Jeremy] I see their knavery.
This is to make an ass of me.
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[Allie] What angel wakes me
from my flowery bed?
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I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
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Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
37:08.438 --> 37:11.438
And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
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to thy...
37:21.146 --> 37:22.188
smile.
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And thy sweatshirt.
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And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:30.063 --> 37:33.604
And how thou always made me chocolate chip
and blueberry pancakes
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because thou knowest I want both,
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even though thou aren't
eating carbs right now.
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And so what if thou favors missionary?
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Methinks I could get on board
with missionary.
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Oh, sweet Bottom,
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out to Vermont do not desire to go.
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Please, do not desire to go.
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[applause]
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- Holy shit, she's incredible.
- Yeah, man. She really is.
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[laughs] Line?
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["Whiplash" by Aespa playing]
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♪One look, give 'em whiplash ♪
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Line?
38:15.521 --> 38:16.813
[all] Line!
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- Line.
- He said it!
38:19.021 --> 38:20.895
- He said it.
- That's the word.
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[rowdy chatter]
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Okay, I understand your confusion.
This is what's happening here.
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I am... I'm fucked up, man.
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Line?
38:29.896 --> 38:31.979
It's not even your line!
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Sue me, I'm thirsty.
38:34.146 --> 38:36.312
Okay, are these drama kids
better at drinking?
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- No, I get it, I get it.
- What's going on?
38:38.230 --> 38:39.188
I totally get it.
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Ooh!
38:41.605 --> 38:43.520
Pyramus and Thisbe are us all.
38:43.521 --> 38:44.812
- Okay.
- Hmm? Right?
38:44.813 --> 38:46.354
- Well done.
- You see, Tuck?
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[laughing] Tucker.
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[both laughing]
38:52.313 --> 38:54.187
Welcome back!
38:54.188 --> 38:55.438
My lovers.
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Oh!
38:58.146 --> 39:00.437
Looks like you two had a good time.
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And it's about to get even better.
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I made this love potion
special for the boys.
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It's a real knockout.
39:12.271 --> 39:13.520
And wouldn't you know it?
39:13.521 --> 39:14.604
When they came to,
39:14.605 --> 39:18.021
they only had eyes for Helena.
39:18.688 --> 39:20.271
[audience] Ooh!
39:20.896 --> 39:22.895
Okay, loving this.
39:22.896 --> 39:25.979
But, fools and mortals,
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who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29.730 --> 39:32.479
How is a buxom maiden ever to decide?
39:32.480 --> 39:33.521
Oh.
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I know.
39:36.063 --> 39:40.770
How about a good old-fashion dance-off?
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Which one of you
wants to take the pole first?
39:43.938 --> 39:45.313
[Dean] Garrett...
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[all, chanting] Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
39:48.521 --> 39:51.020
Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
Garrett! Garrett!
39:51.021 --> 39:52.812
Garrett! Garrett!
39:52.813 --> 39:54.604
Garrett! Get your pole on!
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Fuck. Fuck you guys.
39:56.521 --> 39:57.895
[cheers and applause]
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[The Kid LAROI "Girls" plays]
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Fuck it.
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Oh!
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[playful shouting]
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♪Fuck your ex-man, I'm the man now ♪
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♪Think I feel bad, he was fanned out ♪
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♪Do what you like, you've been too nice ♪
40:15.396 --> 40:17.729
♪He didn't do right, that's too bad now ♪
40:17.730 --> 40:20.687
♪I see that you worked all night
you're trying to cash out ♪
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♪You and your friends
are trying to lash out ♪
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♪And I'm not the one
to tell them, "Stand down"♪
40:25.646 --> 40:27.479
♪It's their world and they just wanna...♪
40:27.480 --> 40:29.146
You know, I was thinking
about asking you out.
40:31.313 --> 40:34.230
The reason I didn't is because I thought
you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35.438 --> 40:37.146
I guess you're not?
40:40.396 --> 40:43.354
Nope. Uh, definitely not serious.
40:43.355 --> 40:44.813
Cool.
40:45.813 --> 40:48.855
Look, I'm not normally
into theater, but...
40:49.480 --> 40:51.605
you know, I'm really glad I came.
40:53.438 --> 40:55.229
- Yeah, me too.
- [both laugh]
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♪I'm for real ♪
40:56.396 --> 40:59.062
♪You worked all night
you're trying to cash out ♪
40:59.063 --> 41:01.354
♪You and your friends
are trying to lash out ♪
41:01.355 --> 41:03.562
♪And I'm not the one
to tell 'em, "Stand down"♪
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♪It's their world and they just wanna ♪
41:06.438 --> 41:07.938
♪Girls just wanna dance ♪
41:08.688 --> 41:10.020
♪Girls just wanna dance ♪
41:10.021 --> 41:15.312
[Dexter] If we shadows have offended,
think but this, and all is mended.
41:15.313 --> 41:18.229
That you have but slumbered here
41:18.230 --> 41:21.812
while these visions did appear.
41:21.813 --> 41:23.687
And this weak and idle...
41:23.688 --> 41:24.812
[Hannah] Hey.
41:24.813 --> 41:26.063
Hey.
41:26.646 --> 41:28.479
That was some show you put on out there.
41:28.480 --> 41:29.979
Very Boys Gone Wild.
41:29.980 --> 41:31.105
Thanks.
41:31.730 --> 41:34.771
I, uh, bet you're happy
about the second love potion.
41:35.813 --> 41:37.104
You and Justin back together?
41:37.105 --> 41:39.396
Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41.146 --> 41:42.395
That's-- That's Shakespeare.
41:42.396 --> 41:44.396
- Yeah. I know.
- Sorry.
41:47.105 --> 41:49.271
Um, uh, actually...
41:50.605 --> 41:52.563
Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54.771 --> 41:57.187
Uh, congratulations. That's, uh...
41:57.188 --> 41:59.271
Yeah, you did it.
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Yeah. Yeah. Uh...
42:08.688 --> 42:13.646
So I-- I guess this means
our deal is officially over?
42:15.188 --> 42:16.105
Right?
42:17.980 --> 42:19.105
Uh, yeah. Right.
42:22.063 --> 42:23.854
Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:23.855 --> 42:26.146
And I got you the guy.
42:28.313 --> 42:29.188
[Justin] Hey.
42:30.730 --> 42:32.937
They want us over there for curtain call.
42:32.938 --> 42:34.230
Ready?
42:35.146 --> 42:36.688
- Sure.
- Sweet.
42:39.771 --> 42:41.271
[applause]
42:43.938 --> 42:45.771
[melancholic music playing]
42:54.563 --> 42:55.980
[hockey stick slapping]
43:11.730 --> 43:12.688
[sighs]
43:17.563 --> 43:19.812
You're getting some good power
behind the shot.
43:19.813 --> 43:21.187
Still going wide.
43:21.188 --> 43:23.355
Well, as long as you keep
hitting the rink.
43:24.605 --> 43:26.770
- Remember Eastwood? Freshman year?
- Yeah.
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That wasn't on me, all right?
43:28.438 --> 43:30.937
Birdie took the shot.
It just deflected off my stick.
43:30.938 --> 43:32.437
And Bragg's teeth.
43:32.438 --> 43:33.895
I bought him a beer. He's fine.
43:33.896 --> 43:35.313
[both laugh]
43:36.771 --> 43:38.730
Hey, sorry I couldn't make
the Shakespeare thing.
43:40.938 --> 43:42.146
Yeah, it's okay.
43:42.771 --> 43:44.063
You didn't miss much.
43:45.063 --> 43:46.146
So...
43:47.021 --> 43:48.146
you and Hannah?
43:49.855 --> 43:51.020
[sighs]
43:51.021 --> 43:52.771
I don't know what I was thinking.
43:53.938 --> 43:55.730
I don't have time for a girlfriend.
43:58.146 --> 43:59.521
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
44:01.105 --> 44:02.438
I know you were really into her.
44:06.021 --> 44:07.146
It's fine.
44:08.605 --> 44:10.230
There's a plan in place for me.
44:11.105 --> 44:14.104
Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
44:14.105 --> 44:16.563
- All I gotta do is follow through.
- That's a good plan.
44:17.188 --> 44:19.020
People would kill to have that plan.
44:19.021 --> 44:20.438
Right, exactly.
44:22.313 --> 44:24.396
Hannah was just a distraction.
44:25.813 --> 44:27.105
Yeah, I mean...
44:28.105 --> 44:32.313
sometimes you don't get
everything you want.
44:34.396 --> 44:38.438
But you're Garrett Graham.
44:39.021 --> 44:39.980
All right?
44:40.605 --> 44:42.770
Things are gonna work out for you, okay?
44:42.771 --> 44:44.063
They always do.
44:44.980 --> 44:46.396
[laughs]
44:47.146 --> 44:48.687
Yeah, well, for you too, man.
44:48.688 --> 44:51.395
It's me and you on the Bruins.
That's the dream, right?
44:51.396 --> 44:53.230
Yeah, that's the dream.
44:55.896 --> 44:59.229
Anyway, I was gonna hit up Malone's
if you wanted to join.
44:59.230 --> 45:00.895
You look like you could use it.
45:00.896 --> 45:02.687
That's all right. I'm gonna stay.
45:02.688 --> 45:03.812
You sure?
45:03.813 --> 45:05.437
- Yeah.
- All right, man.
45:05.438 --> 45:07.396
- I'll see you later.
- All right, bud.
45:17.438 --> 45:19.854
["Bluest Flame (DJ Sliink Remix)" by
Selena Gomez and benny blanco playing]
45:19.855 --> 45:21.396
[indistinct chatter]
45:22.313 --> 45:23.480
[inaudible]
45:40.605 --> 45:42.521
[phone line rings]
45:49.480 --> 45:51.396
I know. I said I wouldn't call.
45:53.313 --> 45:56.020
And that's how I learned the difference
between Billie Joe Armstrong
45:56.021 --> 45:57.312
and Haley Joel Osment.
45:57.313 --> 45:58.854
[laughs]
45:58.855 --> 46:01.521
Yeah, that's-- that's funny.
46:03.980 --> 46:07.604
I'm-- I'm really glad
we got to spend some time together.
46:07.605 --> 46:09.229
You know, outside of rehearsals.
46:09.230 --> 46:11.146
Yeah, same.
46:12.105 --> 46:13.645
["Sofa King" by Royel Otis playing]
46:13.646 --> 46:15.313
Oh, I fucking love this song.
46:17.230 --> 46:18.562
Why do you love it so much?
46:18.563 --> 46:20.145
Well, I mean, for starters,
46:20.146 --> 46:22.770
the bass line and the way it interacts
with the lead guitars--
46:22.771 --> 46:24.563
No, uh, sorry.
46:25.480 --> 46:26.980
I actually mean...
46:28.105 --> 46:29.604
what does it make you feel?
46:29.605 --> 46:32.021
I mean, jealous I didn't write it first.
46:33.855 --> 46:36.063
Why? What does it make you feel?
46:37.938 --> 46:40.105
Uh, nothing.
46:40.813 --> 46:42.355
I mean, they're not for everyone.
46:43.646 --> 46:44.813
Yeah.
46:46.521 --> 46:47.480
Hey, this...
46:48.105 --> 46:50.230
This party's kind of dead, right?
46:50.938 --> 46:52.979
- Do you want to come back to mine, and--?
- Justin...
46:52.980 --> 46:55.313
Let me guess. Rain check?
46:58.105 --> 46:59.395
Not quite.
46:59.396 --> 47:01.021
♪You're so fucking gorgeous ♪
47:06.896 --> 47:08.188
[jiggles doorknob]
47:13.271 --> 47:15.354
[phone line rings]
47:15.355 --> 47:16.479
[Garrett's voice] This is Garrett.
47:16.480 --> 47:19.104
No phones allowed on the ice,
so leave a message.
47:19.105 --> 47:20.230
[voicemail beeps]
47:36.188 --> 47:37.688
[Hannah, over PA]
♪Baby ♪
47:39.771 --> 47:43.895
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
47:43.896 --> 47:47.020
♪I'll build my world around you ♪
47:47.021 --> 47:48.730
♪I need you so ♪
47:49.355 --> 47:53.854
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
47:53.855 --> 47:57.520
♪You don't need me ♪
47:57.521 --> 47:59.937
♪Baby ♪
47:59.938 --> 48:04.312
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
48:04.313 --> 48:09.313
♪I'll build my world around you
I need you so ♪
48:09.688 --> 48:14.354
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
48:14.355 --> 48:18.395
♪You don't need me ♪
48:18.396 --> 48:22.021
♪Baby, baby, since first we met ♪
48:22.813 --> 48:26.813
♪I knew in this heart of mine ♪
48:28.896 --> 48:32.520
♪The love we had could not be bad ♪
48:32.521 --> 48:36.105
♪I played it right and I bide my time ♪
48:38.980 --> 48:43.021
♪Spent a lifetime looking for somebody ♪
48:43.938 --> 48:47.730
♪To give me love like you ♪
48:49.230 --> 48:53.687
♪Now you've told me
that you wanna leave me ♪
48:53.688 --> 48:58.770
♪Darling, I just can't let you ♪
48:58.771 --> 49:01.104
♪Baby ♪
49:01.105 --> 49:05.479
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
49:05.480 --> 49:10.770
♪I'll build my world around you
I need you so ♪
49:10.771 --> 49:15.604
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
49:15.605 --> 49:19.563
♪You don't need me ♪
49:38.396 --> 49:41.396
["Baby Now That I've Found You"
piano instrumental plays]