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- Five p.m. Tuesday.
- Rehearsal.
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Two p.m. Thursday.
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A class, then work, then rehearsal.
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- Seven a.m. Tuesday?
- Practice.
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Seven a.m. Wednesday? Also practice.
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See? This is why I told you
I can't help you.
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- You're busy, I'm busy.
- That's fine, we'll make it work.
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The pop showcase needs to be
my top priority.
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Well, passing this class is mine.
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[sighs]
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- Give me your phone.
- What?
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Just...
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- Thanks.
- [camera shutter clicks]
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Thank you.
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All right.
Nine p.m. tonight.
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After "The sounds of wind and fog."
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Is that a class or a haiku?
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[laughs] It's a class.
I want to be a film composer.
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Oh.
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That's cool.
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All right, phone?
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Hold on.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Nice.
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Okay, now you have my number.
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I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
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Oh, and actually...
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- [camera shutter clicks]
- Whoa! Easy.
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Wellsy, you're gonna have to loosen up
if we're dating.
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- It's Hannah.
- I like Wellsy.
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- [scoffs]
- We're gonna have to take that again.
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Okay, no, we don't.
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You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
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Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
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If we're gonna be fake dating,
there needs to be real kissing.
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I just met you.
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So, what are we gonna do? Hold hands?
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I mean...
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I mean, heh, it's cute,
but it's not gonna work.
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- Well, why not?
- Because we have to make him jealous.
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And no guy gets jealous
about holding hands.
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We'll agree to disagree.
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You seriously think that's gonna
get Justin's attention?
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Just walk down the hall holding hands?
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Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
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Everyone that follows Fifth Line
knows that.
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Am I supposed to know
what Fifth Line is?
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How have you never...
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It's the Briar gossip account.
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Like, mostly hockey team shit.
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Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
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I mean, yeah, kinda.
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Trust me, if we're gonna convince Justin,
we gotta convince Jules.
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Who?
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My best friend's younger sibling.
They run the account.
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If Jules believes we're real,
we make it onto Fifth Line.
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- And if we make it onto Fifth Line--
- No, okay, I get it.
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But why can't we just tell Jules?
Get them in on it?
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They don't do fake gossip.
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For this plan to work,
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we have to sell it.
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Classic first period strategy.
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♪So one, two, three
take my hand and come with me ♪
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♪Because you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine ♪
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[Garrett] Maintain possession of the puck
and establish a rhythm.
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Throw your opponent off his game,
get the crowd on your side.
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[Hannah]
Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
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It's a metaphor, Wellsy.
Who's the tutor here?
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Okay, whatever. Is there a phase two?
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Offensive zone pressure.
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Find opportunities to crash the crease
and look for rebounds.
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[Hannah]
Sure. Crash. Crease. Rebounds. Totally.
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[Garrett] We showboat our relationship
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in front of crowds, in front of Justin,
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and especially in front of Jules,
whenever we can.
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[Hannah] And phase three?
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We break up, you cry.
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You expect me to cry over you?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Wellsy, this fake relationship
is going to destroy you.
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I mean, your life will never
be the same again.
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And then, Justin will swoop in
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and pick up all the pieces.
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You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
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Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
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Well, that part I like.
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You gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
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So, when do we start?
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♪I said, are you gonna be my girl ♪
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- [loud pop music playing]
- [video game playing on TV]
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[music continues]
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[Logan] Pause it, guys.
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Hi. I'm...
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Hannah, right?
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Garrett's tutor?
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Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
No one ever really knocks.
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[Simms exclaims in Czech]
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Dude, I told you to pause it.
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- There's no pausing in hockey.
- Bullshit.
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You get gassed after, like, a minute.
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[Simms] You guys take pauses all the time.
I'm the one out there all the time.
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[Tucker]
To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
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[Simms speaking Czech]
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[Tucker] You gotta work on
your transitions, bro.
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Honestly, I'm doing better
without you, so...
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Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass.
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Hey.
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I'm Jules.
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Pillow chucker's sibling.
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Who are you? What's your deal?
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Careful, don't tell Jules anything
you don't want the whole school knowing.
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I only report the facts.
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Wellsy.
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Hey.
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We can study in my room.
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Uh, down here is fine.
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No, no, it's better up there. No worries.
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Jules.
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[indistinct squabbling]
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Semi-nudity was not part of the deal.
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Oh, please. Don't flatter yourself.
It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
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- [woman laughing]
- Dean, dude,
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I told you
to shut your fucking door, man.
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- We have company.
- [giggling]
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Sorry about him.
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He's a heathen.
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This is me.
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[both laughing]
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Okay, uh,
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for your oral presentation,
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you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints
of one of our first unit philosophers
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and how they relate to modern society.
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[cell phone notification chimes]
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- What was that?
- [chiming continues]
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Oh, nothing.
Just a snap from a puck bunny.
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- Is that what you actually call women?
- They call themselves that.
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Wait, are people gonna think
I'm a puck bunny?
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No one is going to think
you are a puck bunny.
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[notifications chime]
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Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
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[notifications continue]
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Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
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Nietzsche believed that morality
was defined by the individual.
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God is dead, or whatever.
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Kant, on the other hand, was trying
to find what morality was itself.
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What the duties and obligations
of the individual were to begin with.
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If you know that already,
why do you need my help?
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Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
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What I don't understand is how
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they can be saying different things
and both still be right.
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- It's not about being right.
- [notifications chime]
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Oh, my God.
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[chiming continues]
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Okay.
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This is Garrett's tutor.
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Please leave him alone.
He'll fuck you later.
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[Garrett laughs] Damn.
Now I have to fuck her later.
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Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
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You want my head where?
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Just in between my, uh...
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Hey, is that even your head?
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Doesn't matter.
I'm not doing August 19th.
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All right. Uh...
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Ooh! June 28th is kind of hot.
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You can do a back bend?
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No, you're doing the back bend.
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I don't know about this.
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Okay. Um, yeah.
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- I'll just find a better one.
- No, I--
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I mean any of this.
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The calendar, the sex positions.
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Do you not like what we've been doing?
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No, I just, like, thought it might be fun
to try something different.
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You know, I just-- After two years, I
don't want us getting boring.
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Our sex is boring?
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No, no. I didn't--
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We're just a little predictable, is all.
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I mean, like, we do the same things,
and we see the same people,
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and we break up and get back together.
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Like, I'm just trying to shake us
out of our routine here.
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I like our routine.
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Okay, not the break-up part,
but the rest of it is...
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We see the same people
because we're in college.
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We eat at the same places
because we're in college.
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Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
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Yeah, so let's go out
and hook up on the dance floor
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and make out in the back of an Uber.
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- We're not those people.
- No, but we could be.
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Right?
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I mean... don't you want more?
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Okay, let me see August 19th again.
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No. No, it's fine. Fine.
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The usual stuff is fine.
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I can put a pillow under your butt.
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You said that felt good last time, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, let's just do that.
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[Hannah's composition playing]
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Okay, what did we love
about Hannah's piece?
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[muttering throughout]
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Come on. It's Hannah's first time
going for the pop showcase.
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How do we help make it stronger?
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We're classical comp majors.
We don't do pop.
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I commend your intellectual flexibility.
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Truly.
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Anyone?
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It's a nice melody.
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There we go. Thank you.
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- Aren't there lyrics?
- I haven't finished it yet.
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Hannah. Just, uh, try to listen.
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Okay.
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I think what we are looking for here
is constructive criticism.
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Honestly, sounds a lot like
Hannah's film score work.
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Background music for someone else's story.
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Like you're afraid to really
get under the surface
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of what the song wants to be about.
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[breathing heavily]
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[woman] Just write, Hannah.
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I am sure it went better
than you think it did.
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No, it really didn't.
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Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
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Sorry. Had to stop
and grab coffee for my girl.
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[mouthing]
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[laughs]
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What's in this?
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I think you meant to say, "Thanks, baby."
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Baby?
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So, for those of you
who were remotely paying attention...
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Drink the damn coffee.
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...you'll remember where we left off...
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- I'm lactose intolerant.
- Just pretend.
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What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
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Hannah...
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pretend you like me.
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[professor] ...how it can be used
to disrupt industries it purports to aid.
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These disruptions...
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Is he looking? I can't tell.
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...vary in both severity and morality.
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Nope.
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[professor] Now, technology has always
been a driving force in progress...
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What about now?
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...but what is the morality...
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No.
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...technology designed solely
to divert wealth...
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Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
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Nobody said you had to.
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...push back against perceived progress
of those disruptions...
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[loud crash]
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[clanging]
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And that's a great example
of an unwanted disruption.
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[students chuckle]
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He's looking now.
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[Tucker] Don't miss.
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- Don't miss.
- I ain't gonna miss.
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[Tucker]
Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't miss.
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Oh!
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Fuck you.
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Told you not to miss.
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Come on. It wasn't that bad.
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It was like a car crash
exploded into a volcano
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and then fell down the stairs loudly.
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[drumming]
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[blowing kazoo]
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Hear me! Hear me!
We have a proclamation
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Stand by for the proclamation.
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[Dean] The annual Maxwell Di Laurentis
birthday festivities
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will take place this year
at the Maxwell summer home in...
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- Cape Cod.
- [Logan] Whoo!
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Thank you.
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[Dean]
As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth,
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the theme shall be twofers, right?
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So please come dressed
as your second-favorite dynamic duo...
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after us, of course.
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The party bus departs
shortly after the team bus,
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which shall bring ye there
and bring ye back the following morning.
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Mm-hmm. So be there or...
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Be there. There is no other option.
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- [Bo] Drumroll, please.
- [Dean] Yes.
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[blows kazoo]
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[cell phones vibrating and chiming]
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[sighs]
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- That is all.
- That is all. Thank you.
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- That was a lot.
- That's Dean and Bo for you.
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They do the same kind of thing every year.
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♪I look like a star, I'm shining ♪
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Wait.
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Justin is in Bo's frat.
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♪They feel so inclined ♪
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♪They're asking...♪
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I got it.
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Gonna need more words.
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I'll give you two.
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Hard launch.
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♪Oh, I'd be jealous ♪
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♪Oh, I'd be jealous if I met me too...♪
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Hey, I would just like to say
this is the most absolutely unhinged plan,
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and I'm obsessed with it.
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And you. None of the hockey people know?
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Hockey people?
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Okay, Jules can't know.
This has to seem real.
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[woman]
Is that Garrett Graham?
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[woman 2] It is!
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[giggling]
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Okay, well, you've convinced
half the theater department.
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[both chuckle]
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We could be Beetlejuice.
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What? No, you need to show up
as someone hot.
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How dare you? Winona Ryder is beautiful.
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Yeah, but she's not hot.
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And don't you have any of those boots
that go up past the knee?
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You mean "fuck me" boots?
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We wear those
when we don't feel like shaving.
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[Garrett] Ha. Well, I'm just saying.
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I mean, you've got it, so flaunt it.
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Okay, don't talk about my "it."
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Not all women want to get dressed up
for the male gaze.
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Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
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Okay, enough. Listen, hockey man,
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let's just get one thing straight.
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My best friend is right
about literally everything, always,
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now until the end of time.
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- Thank you.
- But in this case,
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you do gotta whip them thighs out.
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Judas!
00:14:08.021 --> 00:14:11.770 align:center
But if you want to get Justin's attention,
we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
00:14:11.771 --> 00:14:13.145 align:center
Wait, "we"?
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Oh, yeah. Sean and I are coming.
I just decided.
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A wild hockey party's exactly what we need
to shake us out of our funk.
00:14:19.896 --> 00:14:22.104 align:center
You're already in a funk again?
You just got back together.
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Even soulmates have ruts.
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Or a series of ruts.
00:14:27.230 --> 00:14:29.937 align:center
Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out
to the party with you, anyway.
00:14:29.938 --> 00:14:32.312 align:center
Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
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That wasn't part of the deal.
00:14:33.605 --> 00:14:35.604 align:center
Well, if you're into me,
you're into hockey.
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[Allie] He's got a point.
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And besides, you'll need to spend
the night anyway, right?
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For fake sex reasons.
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Yeah. Fake sex. So much fake sex.
00:14:42.855 --> 00:14:44.979 align:center
Ugh! I want to be having fake sex.
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You're having real sex.
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Whatever. My point is, fake is fun.
00:14:49.105 --> 00:14:52.145 align:center
Um, okay, what's my deadline
for this costume?
00:14:52.146 --> 00:14:54.187 align:center
Uh, puck bunny bus leaves
at 4:00 p.m. Saturday.
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- You said I'm not a puck bunny.
- You're not.
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Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
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Mm!
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[Logan] Come on.
00:15:05.271 --> 00:15:08.729 align:center
We dominated the Frozen Four last year
and the year before that.
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To all the cocky sons of bitches out there
who think they can beat us,
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I'd like to see you--
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Give 110%.
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- We practice at 110. We--
- Read each other's minds.
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- What are you doing tonight? You wanna...
- Give 100%.
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And then, um, give ten more.
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Could you repeat the question?
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[interviewer] How do you plan
to adjust to the challenge
00:15:27.146 --> 00:15:28.645 align:center
of being Briar's new captain?
00:15:28.646 --> 00:15:30.479 align:center
I don't think there's a need
to change anything.
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My teammates expect
the best out of me,
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and that's not a problem,
because I expect the best of myself.
00:15:36.105 --> 00:15:38.312 align:center
[interviewer] Do you have
any other pregame rituals
00:15:38.313 --> 00:15:39.520 align:center
or superstitions?
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[Garrett]
Yeah, I'm pretty particular...
00:15:42.605 --> 00:15:44.271 align:center
[calming keyboard music playing]
00:15:50.730 --> 00:15:52.980 align:center
[distorted sounds playing]
00:15:54.980 --> 00:15:56.813 align:center
[hockey stick cracks]
00:15:58.813 --> 00:16:00.062 align:center
[sticks slapping on ice]
00:16:00.063 --> 00:16:01.355 align:center
[sighs]
00:16:10.521 --> 00:16:11.520 align:center
Hey.
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Can I help you?
00:16:13.063 --> 00:16:15.438 align:center
Uh, no. I'm here for Garrett.
00:16:16.021 --> 00:16:17.938 align:center
Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
00:16:18.813 --> 00:16:22.230 align:center
Definitely not a girlfriend.
I'm his philosophy tutor.
00:16:23.605 --> 00:16:25.270 align:center
Oh, then you can stay.
00:16:25.271 --> 00:16:26.355 align:center
[laughs]
00:16:28.313 --> 00:16:30.604 align:center
- Not going easy on him, are you?
- No, sir.
00:16:30.605 --> 00:16:32.145 align:center
Good. Do your best.
00:16:32.146 --> 00:16:33.563 align:center
We need him out there.
00:16:34.396 --> 00:16:40.062 align:center
Sorry, can't you just speak
to his professor, or dean, or whatever
00:16:40.063 --> 00:16:42.105 align:center
if it's so important that he play?
I mean...
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He didn't want me to.
00:16:43.980 --> 00:16:45.480 align:center
What? Why?
00:16:48.146 --> 00:16:49.937 align:center
Do you know who his dad is?
00:16:49.938 --> 00:16:51.063 align:center
Some hockey player.
00:16:51.896 --> 00:16:54.480 align:center
One of the best defensemen
in NHL history.
00:16:55.605 --> 00:16:58.104 align:center
Garrett's last name carries weight.
00:16:58.105 --> 00:16:59.855 align:center
He knows the spotlight's on him.
00:17:00.438 --> 00:17:03.605 align:center
So he busts his ass to prove
that he's earned his place.
00:17:05.855 --> 00:17:07.979 align:center
[Garrett]
...and build your own identity.
00:17:07.980 --> 00:17:09.063 align:center
[interviewer] Thanks for your time.
00:17:10.730 --> 00:17:13.187 align:center
Wait. Hey. I thought we had a session?
00:17:13.188 --> 00:17:14.729 align:center
Weight room.
00:17:14.730 --> 00:17:16.771 align:center
["Howlin' for You"
by the Black Keys playing]
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Better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
00:17:20.688 --> 00:17:22.271 align:center
♪All right ♪
00:17:25.688 --> 00:17:26.646 align:center
♪Yeah ♪
00:17:29.105 --> 00:17:30.895 align:center
♪I must admit ♪
00:17:30.896 --> 00:17:32.437 align:center
♪I can't explain ♪
00:17:32.438 --> 00:17:35.562 align:center
♪Any of these thoughts
racing through my brain ♪
00:17:35.563 --> 00:17:36.855 align:center
♪It's true ♪
00:17:37.646 --> 00:17:39.479 align:center
♪That, baby, I'm howling for you...♪
00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:42.729 align:center
Hey, you know I don't appreciate
being made to wait 45 minutes.
00:17:42.730 --> 00:17:46.770 align:center
I'm sorry. Sitting down for that long
must be so draining.
00:17:46.771 --> 00:17:47.895 align:center
We'll reschedule.
00:17:47.896 --> 00:17:49.479 align:center
Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on.
00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:50.855 align:center
I can multitask.
00:17:51.563 --> 00:17:54.563 align:center
I'll just be, uh, locking out
while studying Locke.
00:17:55.313 --> 00:17:56.812 align:center
Really? You can?
00:17:56.813 --> 00:17:59.729 align:center
Got a lot to cover, and I've never
met a guy who can genuinely do
00:17:59.730 --> 00:18:01.146 align:center
two things at once.
00:18:02.855 --> 00:18:05.145 align:center
Well, then you've been sleeping
with the wrong guys, Wellsy.
00:18:05.146 --> 00:18:07.020 align:center
♪Da-da da-da da, da-da da-da da ♪
00:18:07.021 --> 00:18:08.395 align:center
♪Da-da da-da da...♪
00:18:08.396 --> 00:18:09.771 align:center
That was a joke.
00:18:10.771 --> 00:18:11.770 align:center
Jesus.
00:18:11.771 --> 00:18:14.062 align:center
If we're gonna convince anyone
that we're hooking up,
00:18:14.063 --> 00:18:16.313 align:center
you can't freak out when I tease you.
00:18:17.230 --> 00:18:18.687 align:center
We need to practice.
00:18:18.688 --> 00:18:20.021 align:center
Practice what? Teasing?
00:18:20.980 --> 00:18:23.479 align:center
We'll be fine as long as you stop
force-feeding me dairy products.
00:18:23.480 --> 00:18:25.146 align:center
Forget your oat milk. This is serious.
00:18:26.146 --> 00:18:29.604 align:center
You blush whenever I come near you.
00:18:29.605 --> 00:18:33.105 align:center
- Get over yourself. I don't blush.
- [laughs] Oh, yeah?
00:18:50.313 --> 00:18:51.480 align:center
See?
00:18:52.021 --> 00:18:52.896 align:center
Nothing.
00:18:53.855 --> 00:18:54.771 align:center
Not bad.
00:18:56.313 --> 00:18:57.730 align:center
But what about when we kiss?
00:18:58.980 --> 00:19:00.687 align:center
You're very sure of yourself.
00:19:00.688 --> 00:19:01.855 align:center
Oh, right.
00:19:02.480 --> 00:19:03.646 align:center
Your terms.
00:19:04.271 --> 00:19:05.730 align:center
No kissing.
00:19:10.771 --> 00:19:12.437 align:center
What's wrong, Graham?
00:19:12.438 --> 00:19:14.520 align:center
I thought you said we needed practice.
00:19:14.521 --> 00:19:16.438 align:center
[seductive percussive music playing]
00:19:28.521 --> 00:19:30.730 align:center
Don't blush.
00:19:52.730 --> 00:19:54.687 align:center
[Logan] So, this is tutoring?
00:19:54.688 --> 00:19:56.604 align:center
What? No.
00:19:56.605 --> 00:19:57.646 align:center
Uh...
00:19:58.855 --> 00:20:00.355 align:center
Yes. [laughs]
00:20:01.438 --> 00:20:03.479 align:center
Uh, he was just trying to prove a point.
00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:05.521 align:center
It kind of feels like I just did.
00:20:08.563 --> 00:20:10.438 align:center
And now it's my turn.
00:20:15.230 --> 00:20:16.355 align:center
I'm gonna kiss you.
00:20:18.563 --> 00:20:19.855 align:center
[hesitant] Okay.
00:20:28.521 --> 00:20:29.937 align:center
[sighs]
00:20:29.938 --> 00:20:31.521 align:center
Am I blushing now?
00:20:37.938 --> 00:20:40.313 align:center
[door opens and closes]
00:20:41.563 --> 00:20:43.355 align:center
[rock music playing]
00:20:46.021 --> 00:20:49.604 align:center
It's here, folks.
Our first away game of the season.
00:20:49.605 --> 00:20:52.354 align:center
The Briar Hawks have dominated
the Chatham Clovers in the past,
00:20:52.355 --> 00:20:54.979 align:center
but since it's Di Laurentis's
birthday today,
00:20:54.980 --> 00:20:57.520 align:center
we all know his mind
is already on the after-party.
00:20:57.521 --> 00:20:59.021 align:center
Am I right?
00:20:59.646 --> 00:21:01.479 align:center
But, we've got a good crowd here tonight.
00:21:01.480 --> 00:21:05.062 align:center
Briar's most faithful bunnies
in attendance, as always.
00:21:05.063 --> 00:21:06.521 align:center
[excited chatter]
00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:16.021 align:center
First game?
00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:19.812 align:center
- Yeah.
- I know we can seem like a lot,
00:21:19.813 --> 00:21:21.605 align:center
but we don't bite, I swear.
00:21:27.271 --> 00:21:29.187 align:center
Just stick by Jules.
00:21:29.188 --> 00:21:32.020 align:center
I mean, their play-by-play
was a lifesaver my first time.
00:21:32.021 --> 00:21:33.020 align:center
Thanks.
00:21:33.021 --> 00:21:34.270 align:center
[laughs]
00:21:34.271 --> 00:21:35.230 align:center
[whistle blows]
00:21:36.396 --> 00:21:38.187 align:center
[Dean] Let's go! You got this, boys!
00:21:38.188 --> 00:21:40.813 align:center
- Come on, now.
- This is a tough game for the Clovers.
00:21:42.438 --> 00:21:43.979 align:center
- [player] Hey! Hey!
- [man] Graham! Graham!
00:21:43.980 --> 00:21:45.437 align:center
[Garrett] Let's fucking go!
00:21:45.438 --> 00:21:46.770 align:center
[slamming]
00:21:46.771 --> 00:21:48.104 align:center
[man] Come on, baby!
00:21:48.105 --> 00:21:50.145 align:center
Hey! Hey, chief! I'm open! I'm open!
00:21:50.146 --> 00:21:51.354 align:center
All right, here we go.
00:21:51.355 --> 00:21:52.812 align:center
- [Jules] Briar has control of the puck.
- Logan!
00:21:52.813 --> 00:21:55.354 align:center
- [Jules] Logan back to Graham.
- Move it! Move it!
00:21:55.355 --> 00:21:57.270 align:center
[Jules] Graham back to Logan.
00:21:57.271 --> 00:21:59.770 align:center
Passing it back and forth
like chlamydia during Welcome Week.
00:21:59.771 --> 00:22:02.687 align:center
Come on, guys.
Let someone else have a turn. It's fair.
00:22:02.688 --> 00:22:05.146 align:center
[Garrett]
Go. Go. Top! Come on, baby!
00:22:06.980 --> 00:22:09.479 align:center
Denied! Damn, so close.
00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:11.562 align:center
Chatham tries to get the puck
the fuck out of town.
00:22:11.563 --> 00:22:13.395 align:center
[player 1] Yeah, baby!
00:22:13.396 --> 00:22:15.354 align:center
But Graham's right there
with the interception.
00:22:15.355 --> 00:22:16.937 align:center
[player 1] Come on, G, pass it up.
00:22:16.938 --> 00:22:19.812 align:center
- [player 2] Here! Over here! Come on!
- [player 1] Good. Take it up!
00:22:19.813 --> 00:22:21.396 align:center
[Jules] Graham takes it alone. In...
00:22:21.980 --> 00:22:23.105 align:center
- [buzzer sounds]
- Yes!
00:22:23.646 --> 00:22:25.312 align:center
[all cheer]
00:22:25.313 --> 00:22:26.396 align:center
[player] Goal!
00:22:27.271 --> 00:22:30.063 align:center
[Jules] Hawks absolutely pounding
the Chatham Clovers.
00:22:31.521 --> 00:22:33.979 align:center
- [excited chatter]
- All day! All day! Whoo!
00:22:33.980 --> 00:22:35.229 align:center
He's good.
00:22:35.230 --> 00:22:36.271 align:center
Yeah.
00:22:36.938 --> 00:22:39.562 align:center
Problem is, he knows it.
00:22:39.563 --> 00:22:41.395 align:center
[crowd chanting]
Hawks! Hawks! Hawks!
00:22:41.396 --> 00:22:49.270 align:center
Fuck 'em up! Fuck 'em up!
Hawks! Hawks! Hawks!
00:22:49.271 --> 00:22:50.979 align:center
[all cheering]
00:22:50.980 --> 00:22:53.105 align:center
[roars]
00:22:55.563 --> 00:22:56.730 align:center
Alright, Deany, baby.
00:23:00.521 --> 00:23:02.562 align:center
- Hey.
- Let's go, set 'em up for them.
00:23:02.563 --> 00:23:05.063 align:center
[all cheer]
00:23:08.105 --> 00:23:09.605 align:center
- And-- [chuckles]
- Right here.
00:23:11.855 --> 00:23:13.230 align:center
Ca-caw!
00:23:13.896 --> 00:23:15.480 align:center
[all] Oh!
00:23:16.438 --> 00:23:17.645 align:center
You fucking douche!
00:23:17.646 --> 00:23:19.645 align:center
Hey! Zamboni!
00:23:19.646 --> 00:23:21.562 align:center
- Seriously?
- Hey, waste not,
00:23:21.563 --> 00:23:23.062 align:center
lest he be wasted.
00:23:23.063 --> 00:23:25.312 align:center
- Come on.
- [all chanting] Zamboni!
00:23:25.313 --> 00:23:30.645 align:center
Zamboni! Zamboni! Zamboni!
00:23:30.646 --> 00:23:33.896 align:center
Zamboni! Zamboni!
00:23:35.730 --> 00:23:37.271 align:center
[all cheer]
00:23:38.771 --> 00:23:40.730 align:center
[cheers and applause]
00:23:41.646 --> 00:23:43.021 align:center
- Goose!
- Maverick!
00:23:43.688 --> 00:23:45.062 align:center
- Come out!
- Come on, baby!
00:23:45.063 --> 00:23:47.229 align:center
- Oh!
- Oh, boy.
00:23:47.230 --> 00:23:49.020 align:center
["Deeply Still in Love"
by ROLE MODEL playing]
00:23:49.021 --> 00:23:53.645 align:center
♪But it still bleeds ♪
00:23:53.646 --> 00:23:58.605 align:center
♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love ♪
00:23:59.188 --> 00:24:00.813 align:center
♪In love with you now ♪
00:24:02.146 --> 00:24:03.438 align:center
♪Yes, ma'am ♪
00:24:04.563 --> 00:24:05.771 align:center
♪Oh, yeah ♪
00:24:09.980 --> 00:24:11.063 align:center
♪Well, I heard...♪
00:24:11.855 --> 00:24:13.271 align:center
[chuckles]
00:24:14.313 --> 00:24:15.770 align:center
♪I still can't swallow it...♪
00:24:15.771 --> 00:24:17.479 align:center
- What?
- Holy shit.
00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:18.813 align:center
I mean...
00:24:19.563 --> 00:24:21.145 align:center
you totally nailed boy hot.
00:24:21.146 --> 00:24:23.230 align:center
Good, because I feel like
an absolute cliché.
00:24:24.521 --> 00:24:26.020 align:center
Any sign of Justin?
00:24:26.021 --> 00:24:28.270 align:center
No. Not yet. But he'll be here.
00:24:28.271 --> 00:24:30.145 align:center
Sig Tau takes birthdays very seriously.
00:24:30.146 --> 00:24:31.395 align:center
[party-goer]
Yo, Garrett.
00:24:31.396 --> 00:24:33.145 align:center
Oh, hey. Thanks, man.
00:24:33.146 --> 00:24:35.854 align:center
Oh, no, thanks. I don't drink at parties.
00:24:35.855 --> 00:24:37.145 align:center
Oh, yeah?
00:24:37.146 --> 00:24:39.062 align:center
No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.
00:24:39.063 --> 00:24:41.729 align:center
One on practice nights,
five after a game, no exceptions.
00:24:41.730 --> 00:24:43.104 align:center
Seems pretty strict.
00:24:43.105 --> 00:24:44.855 align:center
Do you think I was born with these abs?
00:24:46.480 --> 00:24:48.937 align:center
- So, what's next?
- It's your favorite, actually.
00:24:48.938 --> 00:24:50.270 align:center
Are you ready for this?
00:24:50.271 --> 00:24:54.771 align:center
♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love ♪
00:24:55.688 --> 00:24:56.938 align:center
♪In love with you...♪
00:24:57.896 --> 00:24:59.229 align:center
[Tucker] Hockey shots!
00:24:59.230 --> 00:25:01.479 align:center
- [partygoer] Whoo!
- Garrett, hockey shots.
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:04.062 align:center
Oh, shit. Yeah, I get it now.
00:25:04.063 --> 00:25:06.479 align:center
- You're not a vampire.
- I am.
00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:08.354 align:center
Yeah, sorry, Garrett's tutor,
00:25:08.355 --> 00:25:09.979 align:center
but we need you, let's go.
00:25:09.980 --> 00:25:11.812 align:center
It's a starting line tradition
when we win.
00:25:11.813 --> 00:25:12.979 align:center
Bad luck if we don't.
00:25:12.980 --> 00:25:15.770 align:center
Exactly, so we're doing it
because we beat Chatham's asses.
00:25:15.771 --> 00:25:17.062 align:center
- That's right.
- [Tucker] Let's go.
00:25:17.063 --> 00:25:19.188 align:center
- All right, come on.
- Come on! Come on!
00:25:19.771 --> 00:25:20.854 align:center
Sorry.
00:25:20.855 --> 00:25:22.771 align:center
[laughing] It's okay.
00:25:25.021 --> 00:25:29.187 align:center
♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love...♪
00:25:29.188 --> 00:25:31.979 align:center
[partygoers chanting]
Fuck them up! Fuck them up!
00:25:31.980 --> 00:25:34.645 align:center
- Fuck them up! Fuck them up!
- You ready? Let's go.
00:25:34.646 --> 00:25:37.854 align:center
- Come on.
- Fuck them up! Fuck them up!
00:25:37.855 --> 00:25:39.355 align:center
[all cheer]
00:25:51.230 --> 00:25:52.355 align:center
[inaudible]
00:25:54.771 --> 00:25:56.145 align:center
[cheering fades]
00:25:56.146 --> 00:25:58.188 align:center
[ominous music playing]
00:26:09.355 --> 00:26:10.979 align:center
[Jules] Not a vampire.
00:26:10.980 --> 00:26:12.937 align:center
Uh... what?
00:26:12.938 --> 00:26:13.854 align:center
Garrett.
00:26:13.855 --> 00:26:15.979 align:center
We all thought he was just
a very bad vampire,
00:26:15.980 --> 00:26:18.062 align:center
but here you are looking like Elle Woods.
00:26:18.063 --> 00:26:20.729 align:center
And you're Peter Pan's shadow?
00:26:20.730 --> 00:26:22.813 align:center
Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
00:26:23.938 --> 00:26:26.438 align:center
There's just one thing
I can't quite figure out.
00:26:27.313 --> 00:26:29.187 align:center
Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
00:26:29.188 --> 00:26:31.812 align:center
Dynamic duo's not his style.
00:26:31.813 --> 00:26:33.187 align:center
Even when it is the theme.
00:26:33.188 --> 00:26:35.396 align:center
So, Garrett's "tutor,"
00:26:36.355 --> 00:26:37.563 align:center
what's really going on?
00:26:38.813 --> 00:26:40.062 align:center
["like JENNIE" by JENNIE playing]
00:26:40.063 --> 00:26:41.646 align:center
[boisterous shouting]
00:26:42.438 --> 00:26:43.604 align:center
[car horn blaring]
00:26:43.605 --> 00:26:45.270 align:center
Someone already blocked me in.
00:26:45.271 --> 00:26:47.604 align:center
Come on, it looks so fun.
00:26:47.605 --> 00:26:51.604 align:center
♪Special edition
and your AI couldn't copy ♪
00:26:51.605 --> 00:26:53.395 align:center
[music continues indistinctly]
00:26:53.396 --> 00:26:55.230 align:center
Hey, babe, where's your Dunkin' cup?
00:26:55.938 --> 00:26:57.770 align:center
Uh, must have left it in the car.
00:26:57.771 --> 00:27:00.062 align:center
Okay, well, without the cup
you don't look like Ben Affleck.
00:27:00.063 --> 00:27:02.562 align:center
You just look like
some sad guy from Boston.
00:27:02.563 --> 00:27:04.479 align:center
So, Ben Affleck?
00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:05.687 align:center
Babe, get the cup.
00:27:05.688 --> 00:27:06.938 align:center
So we can dance.
00:27:07.563 --> 00:27:09.145 align:center
- Do we have to?
- Yes!
00:27:09.146 --> 00:27:12.354 align:center
A house like this? A floor like that?
00:27:12.355 --> 00:27:14.312 align:center
A dress like mine?
00:27:14.313 --> 00:27:15.729 align:center
Come on.
00:27:15.730 --> 00:27:17.145 align:center
Okay, I'll find the cup.
00:27:17.146 --> 00:27:18.771 align:center
Thank you.
00:27:21.813 --> 00:27:22.645 align:center
[squeals]
00:27:22.646 --> 00:27:25.937 align:center
You know, it's sort of tutoring,
but have you looked at him?
00:27:25.938 --> 00:27:29.355 align:center
I mean, he's John's best friend,
so not really.
00:27:30.063 --> 00:27:32.355 align:center
- John?
- My brother, John Logan.
00:27:33.563 --> 00:27:35.770 align:center
Right. Um, but I mean, objectively,
00:27:35.771 --> 00:27:38.812 align:center
Garrett's a reasonably
attractive-looking human being
00:27:38.813 --> 00:27:43.021 align:center
and sparks flew as they do
when people, um...
00:27:43.771 --> 00:27:45.687 align:center
Sorry, what-what don't you get?
00:27:45.688 --> 00:27:47.062 align:center
Any of it, really.
00:27:47.063 --> 00:27:50.354 align:center
Because a guy like him couldn't possibly
be into a girl like me?
00:27:50.355 --> 00:27:52.980 align:center
Oh, my God, no. You're just... different.
00:27:53.521 --> 00:27:55.730 align:center
Not what I would have expected
for Garrett.
00:27:59.271 --> 00:28:00.354 align:center
[bottle cap tinks]
00:28:00.355 --> 00:28:03.145 align:center
So are you guys, like, "dating," dating?
00:28:03.146 --> 00:28:06.645 align:center
Well, I mean, we're not, like,
exclusive or anything.
00:28:06.646 --> 00:28:07.812 align:center
And she's cool with that?
00:28:07.813 --> 00:28:09.480 align:center
Yeah, man. I guess so.
00:28:10.230 --> 00:28:11.354 align:center
[chuckles]
00:28:11.355 --> 00:28:14.104 align:center
It's just that last week,
you didn't even know her name, right?
00:28:14.105 --> 00:28:15.270 align:center
[laughs]
00:28:15.271 --> 00:28:17.521 align:center
Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Sometimes, people sneak up on you.
00:28:18.313 --> 00:28:19.480 align:center
Hmm.
00:28:20.980 --> 00:28:23.479 align:center
Jesus. Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:24.688 align:center
It's for Hannah.
00:28:25.730 --> 00:28:26.770 align:center
She doesn't drink.
00:28:26.771 --> 00:28:28.146 align:center
She said not at parties.
00:28:28.730 --> 00:28:30.020 align:center
Oh.
00:28:30.021 --> 00:28:31.146 align:center
[boisterous cheering]
00:28:34.605 --> 00:28:36.063 align:center
Cute. Uh...
00:28:37.021 --> 00:28:38.313 align:center
Here, try this.
00:28:40.646 --> 00:28:42.813 align:center
Closed cans are safer, bro.
00:28:45.021 --> 00:28:46.146 align:center
Thanks.
00:28:47.813 --> 00:28:49.146 align:center
Go be the hero.
00:28:53.063 --> 00:28:55.270 align:center
I can say this because Garrett's
basically my brother,
00:28:55.271 --> 00:28:57.645 align:center
but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
00:28:57.646 --> 00:28:58.980 align:center
You know that, right?
00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:03.646 align:center
Yeah, but, I mean, he's also funny
and really hardworking.
00:29:04.188 --> 00:29:06.562 align:center
Kind of nice when he wants to be.
00:29:06.563 --> 00:29:09.229 align:center
Hey, uh, sorry that took so long.
I couldn't find any mixers.
00:29:09.230 --> 00:29:12.146 align:center
But I thought maybe...
00:29:12.730 --> 00:29:13.687 align:center
I don't know.
00:29:13.688 --> 00:29:16.313 align:center
You know, in case you change your mind.
No pressure, though.
00:29:17.438 --> 00:29:19.062 align:center
Yeah, actually, thanks.
00:29:19.063 --> 00:29:22.479 align:center
♪Oh, I can't see straight
and my hands are tied ♪
00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:25.645 align:center
♪I could be your type
from your zombie bite ♪
00:29:25.646 --> 00:29:30.688 align:center
♪No, I can't see straight
but the feeling's right...♪
00:29:31.355 --> 00:29:32.313 align:center
Okay.
00:29:33.063 --> 00:29:34.605 align:center
That was totally cute.
00:29:36.230 --> 00:29:37.854 align:center
My single ass needs another drink.
00:29:37.855 --> 00:29:39.104 align:center
[laughs]
00:29:39.105 --> 00:29:40.395 align:center
Bye, Jules.
00:29:40.396 --> 00:29:41.521 align:center
♪You zombie boy...♪
00:29:42.105 --> 00:29:43.770 align:center
- Good work. Really.
- Thanks.
00:29:43.771 --> 00:29:47.645 align:center
♪Like a lion on the hunt
for this kitten over here ♪
00:29:47.646 --> 00:29:49.812 align:center
♪This kitten over here ♪
00:29:49.813 --> 00:29:53.729 align:center
♪Bar is getting dry
and you staring at the sunrise ♪
00:29:53.730 --> 00:29:57.396 align:center
♪Bet you're thirsty over there
bet you're thirsty over there ♪
00:29:58.105 --> 00:30:01.895 align:center
♪'Cause you're an animal, an animal ♪
00:30:01.896 --> 00:30:04.812 align:center
♪And you're closing in on me ♪
00:30:04.813 --> 00:30:06.145 align:center
♪You animal ♪
00:30:06.146 --> 00:30:09.604 align:center
♪Yeah, you're an animal, an animal ♪
00:30:09.605 --> 00:30:13.104 align:center
♪And it just can't be this way ♪
00:30:13.105 --> 00:30:17.437 align:center
♪Oh, I can't see straight
and my hands are tied ♪
00:30:17.438 --> 00:30:21.354 align:center
♪I could be your type
from your zombie bite ♪
00:30:21.355 --> 00:30:25.437 align:center
♪No, I can't see straight
but the feeling's right...♪
00:30:25.438 --> 00:30:28.521 align:center
Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor
and take one of these off my hands?
00:30:34.438 --> 00:30:35.980 align:center
Who is that?
00:30:37.605 --> 00:30:38.770 align:center
Whoa.
00:30:38.771 --> 00:30:41.895 align:center
I don't know her personally,
but I'm pretty sure that's JLo.
00:30:41.896 --> 00:30:43.645 align:center
That's really helpful. Yeah.
00:30:43.646 --> 00:30:44.771 align:center
I got an idea.
00:30:48.063 --> 00:30:50.396 align:center
["On the Floor"
by Jennifer Lopez playing]
00:30:51.313 --> 00:30:53.354 align:center
Oh, my God! Wait, this is me!
00:30:53.355 --> 00:30:54.937 align:center
Now!
00:30:54.938 --> 00:30:56.146 align:center
[squeals]
00:30:58.605 --> 00:31:01.021 align:center
Who says you're struggling
with your assists, huh?
00:31:03.188 --> 00:31:04.980 align:center
I can still change the song, dick.
00:31:05.563 --> 00:31:08.812 align:center
♪To my party people in the club ♪
00:31:08.813 --> 00:31:10.562 align:center
♪Huh ♪
00:31:10.563 --> 00:31:14.395 align:center
♪If you go hard
you gotta get on the floor ♪
00:31:14.396 --> 00:31:18.145 align:center
♪If you're a party freak
then step on the floor ♪
00:31:18.146 --> 00:31:21.062 align:center
♪If you're an animal
then tear up the floor ♪
00:31:21.063 --> 00:31:25.604 align:center
♪Break a sweat on the floor
yeah, we work on the floor ♪
00:31:25.605 --> 00:31:28.938 align:center
♪Don't stop, keep it moving
put your drinks up ♪
00:31:29.563 --> 00:31:32.812 align:center
♪Pick your body up
and drop it on the floor ♪
00:31:32.813 --> 00:31:36.562 align:center
♪Let the rhythm change
your world on the floor ♪
00:31:36.563 --> 00:31:40.229 align:center
♪You know we're running shit
tonight on the floor ♪
00:31:40.230 --> 00:31:43.937 align:center
♪Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza ♪
00:31:43.938 --> 00:31:47.312 align:center
♪Straight to LA, New York,
Vegas to Africa ♪
00:31:47.313 --> 00:31:49.104 align:center
♪Dance the night away ♪
00:31:49.105 --> 00:31:52.730 align:center
♪Live your life and stay young
on the floor ♪
00:31:54.730 --> 00:31:56.729 align:center
♪Dance the night away ♪
00:31:56.730 --> 00:31:59.688 align:center
♪Grab somebody, drink a little more ♪
00:32:10.396 --> 00:32:13.563 align:center
♪Tonight we gonna get on the floor ♪
00:32:17.563 --> 00:32:20.229 align:center
♪Tonight we gonna get on the floor ♪
00:32:20.230 --> 00:32:21.437 align:center
Should we dance or what?
00:32:21.438 --> 00:32:23.146 align:center
[percussive music playing]
00:32:33.438 --> 00:32:35.437 align:center
Oh, my God. Justin's here.
00:32:35.438 --> 00:32:38.105 align:center
Okay, be cool. You're with me.
00:32:39.521 --> 00:32:41.437 align:center
Hey, he's just another guy.
00:32:41.438 --> 00:32:42.480 align:center
All right?
00:32:44.438 --> 00:32:45.855 align:center
[boisterous chatter continues]
00:32:48.980 --> 00:32:50.021 align:center
Is he looking?
00:32:55.313 --> 00:32:56.563 align:center
Oh, yeah.
00:33:06.355 --> 00:33:07.562 align:center
Come on.
00:33:07.563 --> 00:33:08.855 align:center
What?
00:33:20.605 --> 00:33:22.479 align:center
Where are we going?
He needs to see us.
00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:25.855 align:center
And he has. You've got him interested.
Now we've gotta go.
00:33:27.980 --> 00:33:29.605 align:center
But he's talking to someone.
00:33:32.605 --> 00:33:35.687 align:center
Hey, watch the player,
not the puck, Wellsy.
00:33:35.688 --> 00:33:37.146 align:center
What the hell does that mean?
00:33:38.355 --> 00:33:40.521 align:center
It means trust me.
00:33:52.688 --> 00:33:54.645 align:center
This is the part...
00:33:54.646 --> 00:33:57.605 align:center
where I tell you all the things
I want to do to you
00:33:58.521 --> 00:33:59.896 align:center
when we're alone.
00:34:05.563 --> 00:34:06.605 align:center
Now...
00:34:07.938 --> 00:34:09.312 align:center
you can blush.
00:34:09.313 --> 00:34:11.563 align:center
["OMG" by Suki Waterhouse playing]
00:34:14.771 --> 00:34:15.687 align:center
Okay.
00:34:15.688 --> 00:34:17.604 align:center
♪When I got lost in all these dreams ♪
00:34:17.605 --> 00:34:19.645 align:center
♪See myself, but it's not me ♪
00:34:19.646 --> 00:34:22.145 align:center
♪I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe ♪
00:34:22.146 --> 00:34:24.312 align:center
♪My baby's no good for me ♪
00:34:24.313 --> 00:34:25.562 align:center
♪No good for me, no--♪
00:34:25.563 --> 00:34:27.646 align:center
[music stops]
00:34:35.563 --> 00:34:38.020 align:center
Oh, thank God. I'm exhausted.
00:34:38.021 --> 00:34:39.313 align:center
Oh!
00:34:41.271 --> 00:34:43.020 align:center
You're not letting me take the bed?
00:34:43.021 --> 00:34:44.396 align:center
[sighs]
00:34:45.605 --> 00:34:46.688 align:center
Nope.
00:34:47.396 --> 00:34:49.395 align:center
Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
00:34:49.396 --> 00:34:50.979 align:center
Apology accepted.
00:34:50.980 --> 00:34:52.437 align:center
I'm not sleeping on the floor.
00:34:52.438 --> 00:34:53.646 align:center
[chuckles]
00:34:54.605 --> 00:34:57.645 align:center
Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
00:34:57.646 --> 00:34:59.770 align:center
You can't just decide.
00:34:59.771 --> 00:35:02.645 align:center
- That's funny, seems like I just did.
- Oh, my God, you're so stubborn.
00:35:02.646 --> 00:35:03.980 align:center
[laughs]
00:35:04.980 --> 00:35:06.980 align:center
You know the bed is big enough for two.
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:09.437 align:center
Absolutely not.
00:35:09.438 --> 00:35:11.271 align:center
Okay, your loss.
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:15.604 align:center
Whoa.
00:35:15.605 --> 00:35:16.854 align:center
You're beat to shit.
00:35:16.855 --> 00:35:18.021 align:center
Am I?
00:35:19.646 --> 00:35:21.813 align:center
Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
00:35:22.771 --> 00:35:25.688 align:center
No, okay, you're right.
You should take the bed.
00:35:28.230 --> 00:35:29.438 align:center
Wait. No.
00:35:30.063 --> 00:35:31.229 align:center
- No?
- No.
00:35:31.230 --> 00:35:33.437 align:center
You're just giving me the bed
because you feel bad for me.
00:35:33.438 --> 00:35:35.479 align:center
Get back on the bed.
I'm taking the floor.
00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:38.437 align:center
I don't need your pity. It's all yours.
See you in the morning.
00:35:38.438 --> 00:35:40.437 align:center
You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
Take it.
00:35:40.438 --> 00:35:42.145 align:center
I am perfectly capable
of sleeping on the floor.
00:35:42.146 --> 00:35:43.480 align:center
So am I.
00:35:54.730 --> 00:35:56.520 align:center
[laughs]
00:35:56.521 --> 00:35:57.771 align:center
What?
00:35:59.146 --> 00:36:00.520 align:center
Nothing.
00:36:00.521 --> 00:36:02.855 align:center
You can't actually laugh out loud
and not share the goods.
00:36:07.438 --> 00:36:08.896 align:center
[cell phone vibrates]
00:36:09.396 --> 00:36:11.020 align:center
[whimpering]
00:36:11.021 --> 00:36:12.563 align:center
[both laugh]
00:36:17.646 --> 00:36:20.729 align:center
[notifications chime]
00:36:20.730 --> 00:36:22.063 align:center
[dog panting]
00:36:22.646 --> 00:36:23.687 align:center
Impressive.
00:36:23.688 --> 00:36:25.646 align:center
The Bruins should hire him
to be their mascot.
00:36:27.146 --> 00:36:29.230 align:center
Do you always get so beat up out there?
00:36:30.521 --> 00:36:32.480 align:center
Ah, you get used to it.
00:36:33.438 --> 00:36:35.145 align:center
Hurt more when I was starting out.
00:36:35.146 --> 00:36:36.230 align:center
How old were you?
00:36:37.063 --> 00:36:38.771 align:center
- When I started playing?
- Mm.
00:36:40.063 --> 00:36:43.146 align:center
I don't know. As soon as I could walk,
my dad put skates on me.
00:36:44.188 --> 00:36:45.563 align:center
That's a lot of pressure on a kid.
00:36:48.063 --> 00:36:50.063 align:center
Skating was the fun part.
00:36:52.688 --> 00:36:54.146 align:center
The pressure was...
00:36:56.146 --> 00:37:00.021 align:center
getting measured once a week to make sure
that I was growing fast enough.
00:37:01.688 --> 00:37:03.896 align:center
Chugging protein shakes and...
00:37:06.438 --> 00:37:07.688 align:center
lifting weights.
00:37:08.688 --> 00:37:09.938 align:center
Missing birthday parties
00:37:11.230 --> 00:37:13.980 align:center
because my dad wouldn't let me
skip practice.
00:37:15.855 --> 00:37:19.021 align:center
And his fucking whistle
00:37:19.646 --> 00:37:22.688 align:center
whenever I made a mistake.
00:37:23.605 --> 00:37:25.146 align:center
Why do you still do it?
00:37:29.105 --> 00:37:30.313 align:center
I guess...
00:37:33.813 --> 00:37:35.730 align:center
I wouldn't know who I am without it.
00:37:37.646 --> 00:37:39.937 align:center
I spent my whole life
training for a dream,
00:37:39.938 --> 00:37:41.312 align:center
and I'm so close to it.
00:37:41.313 --> 00:37:42.646 align:center
If I stopped, I...
00:37:44.980 --> 00:37:45.980 align:center
I don't know.
00:37:47.105 --> 00:37:48.355 align:center
That makes sense.
00:37:48.896 --> 00:37:50.938 align:center
Seems like you never really had a choice.
00:37:53.855 --> 00:37:55.146 align:center
Yeah. Right.
00:37:56.438 --> 00:37:57.563 align:center
Fuck that.
00:37:59.188 --> 00:38:00.105 align:center
Yeah.
00:38:01.021 --> 00:38:02.563 align:center
Yeah. Fuck that.
00:38:07.355 --> 00:38:09.605 align:center
You got to practice with the Bruins?
00:38:11.021 --> 00:38:13.645 align:center
They let me run a drill for fun.
00:38:13.646 --> 00:38:15.855 align:center
It wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
00:38:21.813 --> 00:38:23.812 align:center
♪Page one...♪
00:38:23.813 --> 00:38:27.437 align:center
Oh, my God, no. Turn that off.
That's so embarrassing.
00:38:27.438 --> 00:38:28.770 align:center
[laughs]
00:38:28.771 --> 00:38:30.854 align:center
♪All that's happened ♪
00:38:30.855 --> 00:38:33.145 align:center
♪Then on ♪
00:38:33.146 --> 00:38:35.354 align:center
♪To the first chapter ♪
00:38:35.355 --> 00:38:37.895 align:center
♪Everyone's happy ♪
00:38:37.896 --> 00:38:41.104 align:center
♪For shadowing impending disaster ♪
00:38:41.105 --> 00:38:43.479 align:center
♪Then girl meets boy ♪
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:45.645 align:center
♪It's awkward, confusing ♪
00:38:45.646 --> 00:38:49.312 align:center
♪Can't tell if it's love or it's hate ♪
00:38:49.313 --> 00:38:52.854 align:center
♪Wet hands graze ♪
00:38:52.855 --> 00:38:55.562 align:center
- ♪Reaching for something...♪
- Did you write this?
00:38:55.563 --> 00:38:57.020 align:center
It's incredible.
00:38:57.021 --> 00:38:58.396 align:center
In high school.
00:38:59.105 --> 00:39:02.020 align:center
♪Now it's a love story ♪
00:39:02.021 --> 00:39:04.354 align:center
♪Of epic proportion ♪
00:39:04.355 --> 00:39:07.979 align:center
♪The likes of which never has been told ♪
00:39:07.980 --> 00:39:09.187 align:center
You're really good.
00:39:09.188 --> 00:39:12.855 align:center
♪Two hearts beating as one ♪
00:39:13.438 --> 00:39:17.105 align:center
♪Run right into the sun ♪
00:39:18.146 --> 00:39:23.271 align:center
♪Oh, what would I give to go back?♪
00:39:24.105 --> 00:39:26.146 align:center
♪Back to page one ♪
00:39:31.105 --> 00:39:32.438 align:center
I gotta tell you something.
00:39:34.688 --> 00:39:36.646 align:center
The other night, at the Eastwood game...
00:39:37.688 --> 00:39:38.730 align:center
I was...
00:39:40.313 --> 00:39:41.313 align:center
struggling.
00:39:42.938 --> 00:39:43.980 align:center
And then...
00:39:45.230 --> 00:39:46.438 align:center
I heard someone singing.
00:39:48.146 --> 00:39:49.271 align:center
Elton John.
00:39:49.980 --> 00:39:51.063 align:center
Right?
00:39:52.730 --> 00:39:55.230 align:center
I followed your voice
through the tunnels.
00:39:56.230 --> 00:39:57.270 align:center
[laughs]
00:39:57.271 --> 00:39:59.396 align:center
I saw you in the green room.
00:40:01.938 --> 00:40:03.230 align:center
Saying it out loud,
00:40:03.896 --> 00:40:06.270 align:center
I realize that sounds creepy, but...
00:40:06.271 --> 00:40:07.313 align:center
[laughs]
00:40:08.355 --> 00:40:10.521 align:center
...you were so...
00:40:11.438 --> 00:40:13.521 align:center
like, genuine, you know?
00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:16.771 align:center
And free.
00:40:20.938 --> 00:40:22.271 align:center
You centered me.
00:40:24.771 --> 00:40:26.312 align:center
[cell phone notification chimes]
00:40:26.313 --> 00:40:27.480 align:center
[sighs]
00:40:29.646 --> 00:40:31.146 align:center
Jules posted us.
00:40:32.271 --> 00:40:33.730 align:center
Wait, what did they say?
00:40:34.521 --> 00:40:37.105 align:center
Actually, hang on, let me see.
00:40:42.271 --> 00:40:43.771 align:center
[laughs] We did it.
00:40:44.730 --> 00:40:45.855 align:center
Yeah, we did it.
00:40:47.438 --> 00:40:48.645 align:center
Wait, I have just the thing.
00:40:48.646 --> 00:40:50.479 align:center
Have you heard Miley's cover
of "The Bitch Is Back"?
00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:52.729 align:center
Yeah, of course.
I'm a man of taste, Wellsy.
00:40:52.730 --> 00:40:54.938 align:center
Okay, well, what about
Billy Porter's version?
00:40:55.813 --> 00:40:57.230 align:center
Who's Billy Porter?
00:40:59.021 --> 00:41:01.605 align:center
Gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
Come up here.
00:41:02.188 --> 00:41:03.188 align:center
[scoffs]
00:41:09.105 --> 00:41:11.063 align:center
Will you show me something of yours?
00:41:11.605 --> 00:41:13.062 align:center
What, like a classical piece?
00:41:13.063 --> 00:41:15.105 align:center
No, like the one on your Instagram.
00:41:16.188 --> 00:41:18.020 align:center
Uh, no. I--
00:41:18.021 --> 00:41:20.146 align:center
I don't write like that anymore.
00:41:20.813 --> 00:41:22.438 align:center
That's crazy.
00:41:23.438 --> 00:41:24.521 align:center
Why not?
00:41:26.896 --> 00:41:28.271 align:center
It's like scary...
00:41:29.563 --> 00:41:32.230 align:center
telling the world something
I'm not ready for it to know.
00:41:33.563 --> 00:41:36.854 align:center
Uh, but I am working on something
at the moment
00:41:36.855 --> 00:41:38.437 align:center
for the pop showcase,
00:41:38.438 --> 00:41:40.270 align:center
but it's not there yet.
00:41:40.271 --> 00:41:42.438 align:center
Lyrics are hard for me.
00:41:43.063 --> 00:41:44.063 align:center
It'll get there.
00:41:45.355 --> 00:41:47.395 align:center
It has to. I need to win.
00:41:47.396 --> 00:41:49.187 align:center
You hate losing that badly, huh?
00:41:49.188 --> 00:41:53.313 align:center
I do, when it means that I can't afford
to go to Briar anymore,
00:41:53.813 --> 00:41:55.938 align:center
which is what'll happen
if I don't get a scholarship.
00:41:56.605 --> 00:41:58.479 align:center
And the only way to get the scholarship--
00:41:58.480 --> 00:41:59.730 align:center
Is to win?
00:42:10.688 --> 00:42:12.938 align:center
Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
Can you collaborate?
00:42:14.105 --> 00:42:16.313 align:center
Yeah, sure. As long as it's still mine.
00:42:18.438 --> 00:42:20.146 align:center
[typing]
00:42:25.063 --> 00:42:27.188 align:center
[rock music playing onscreen]
00:42:31.980 --> 00:42:34.812 align:center
♪We built a bridge and burned it down...♪
00:42:34.813 --> 00:42:37.937 align:center
I mean, there's your answer.
00:42:37.938 --> 00:42:39.854 align:center
- [laughs] Justin?
- Yeah.
00:42:39.855 --> 00:42:43.562 align:center
I mean, just ask him for help.
Pretentious douches love that shit.
00:42:43.563 --> 00:42:45.480 align:center
He is not a pretentious douche.
00:42:48.105 --> 00:42:49.979 align:center
Okay, yeah. Whatever you say.
00:42:49.980 --> 00:42:52.354 align:center
♪Constantly concealing ♪
00:42:52.355 --> 00:42:54.979 align:center
♪What we'll never be ♪
00:42:54.980 --> 00:42:58.937 align:center
♪So here is the lie you want ♪
00:42:58.938 --> 00:43:01.062 align:center
♪It tastes much sweeter than...♪
00:43:01.063 --> 00:43:02.812 align:center
Wait have you heard of the Beaches?
00:43:02.813 --> 00:43:04.312 align:center
Mm-mm.
00:43:04.313 --> 00:43:06.770 align:center
Their Coachella set will change your life.
00:43:06.771 --> 00:43:08.562 align:center
[both laugh]
00:43:08.563 --> 00:43:09.854 align:center
[typing]
00:43:09.855 --> 00:43:11.854 align:center
[gentle romantic music playing]
00:43:11.855 --> 00:43:13.563 align:center
[crickets chirping]
00:44:13.230 --> 00:44:15.479 align:center
- Oh, we just made it.
- That was close.
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:16.396 align:center
[Garrett] Coach.
00:44:45.521 --> 00:44:46.688 align:center
Hannah.
00:44:48.063 --> 00:44:49.479 align:center
Hi. Hey.
00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:50.479 align:center
Justin.
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:51.562 align:center
[laughs] Yeah.
00:44:51.563 --> 00:44:53.604 align:center
This seat taken?
00:44:53.605 --> 00:44:55.895 align:center
- No.
- Yeah? Cool.
00:44:55.896 --> 00:44:57.896 align:center
[gentle romantic music continues]
00:45:10.813 --> 00:45:12.396 align:center
[inaudible]
00:45:15.396 --> 00:45:16.980 align:center
[inhales sharply]
00:45:23.313 --> 00:45:25.562 align:center
♪She's a fire sign ♪
00:45:25.563 --> 00:45:27.937 align:center
♪And I don't really know
what that means ♪
00:45:27.938 --> 00:45:29.895 align:center
♪I'm a cold night ♪
00:45:29.896 --> 00:45:32.312 align:center
♪And I wanna be close to the heat ♪
00:45:32.313 --> 00:45:34.354 align:center
♪I don't want to get burned ♪
00:45:34.355 --> 00:45:36.937 align:center
♪I don't want love like that ♪
00:45:36.938 --> 00:45:41.145 align:center
♪But I can't go any further
Till I start coming back ♪
00:45:41.146 --> 00:45:43.395 align:center
♪I'm a rock star ♪
00:45:43.396 --> 00:45:45.687 align:center
♪And I'm never around when you need ♪
00:45:45.688 --> 00:45:47.937 align:center
♪Like a race car ♪
00:45:47.938 --> 00:45:50.479 align:center
♪Driving away from the scene ♪
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:52.729 align:center
♪Does she want me to stay?♪
00:45:52.730 --> 00:45:54.895 align:center
♪Does she want me to pack?♪
00:45:54.896 --> 00:45:59.146 align:center
♪You can't push me any further
till I start coming back ♪
00:46:00.230 --> 00:46:04.645 align:center
♪Turn me around, right upside down ♪
00:46:04.646 --> 00:46:08.937 align:center
♪Spin me like a globe
and drop your finger on me ♪
00:46:08.938 --> 00:46:11.395 align:center
♪I feel so far ♪
00:46:11.396 --> 00:46:13.604 align:center
♪You're all I want ♪
00:46:13.605 --> 00:46:17.812 align:center
♪Spin me like a globe
and drop your finger on me ♪
00:46:17.813 --> 00:46:20.062 align:center
♪You push me in circles ♪
00:46:20.063 --> 00:46:21.895 align:center
♪To the edge of the Earth ♪
00:46:21.896 --> 00:46:24.104 align:center
♪Where I can't go any further ♪
00:46:24.105 --> 00:46:27.062 align:center
♪Till I start coming back to you ♪
00:46:27.063 --> 00:46:29.270 align:center
♪I'm an addict ♪
00:46:29.271 --> 00:46:31.687 align:center
♪I'm addicted to her into me ♪
00:46:31.688 --> 00:46:33.730 align:center
♪She's a magnet ♪
00:46:34.396 --> 00:46:36.395 align:center
♪Pulling me under the sheets ♪
00:46:36.396 --> 00:46:38.687 align:center
♪If I hold you too close ♪
00:46:38.688 --> 00:46:40.812 align:center
♪Will the good things still grow?♪
00:46:40.813 --> 00:46:42.270 align:center
♪Don't matter what happens ♪
00:46:42.271 --> 00:46:45.188 align:center
♪Wherever we end up
we'll come right back ♪
00:46:45.813 --> 00:46:48.020 align:center
♪Turn me around ♪
00:46:48.021 --> 00:46:50.395 align:center
♪Right upside down ♪
00:46:50.396 --> 00:46:54.479 align:center
♪Spin me like a globe
and drop your finger on me ♪
00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:56.979 align:center
♪I feel so far ♪
00:46:56.980 --> 00:46:59.354 align:center
♪You're all I want ♪
00:46:59.355 --> 00:47:03.729 align:center
♪Spin me like a globe
and drop your finger on me ♪
00:47:03.730 --> 00:47:05.770 align:center
♪You push me in circles ♪
00:47:05.771 --> 00:47:07.479 align:center
♪To the edge of the Earth ♪
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:09.729 align:center
♪Where I can't go any further ♪
00:47:09.730 --> 00:47:12.521 align:center
♪Till I start coming back to you ♪
00:47:30.646 --> 00:47:32.937 align:center
♪Turn me around ♪
00:47:32.938 --> 00:47:35.187 align:center
♪Right upside down ♪
00:47:35.188 --> 00:47:37.437 align:center
♪Spin me like a globe ♪
00:47:37.438 --> 00:47:39.479 align:center
♪And drop your finger on me ♪
00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:44.229 align:center
♪I feel so far, you're all I want ♪
00:47:44.230 --> 00:47:46.312 align:center
♪Spin me like a globe ♪
00:47:46.313 --> 00:47:48.479 align:center
♪And drop your finger on me ♪
00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:50.854 align:center
♪Turn me around ♪
00:47:50.855 --> 00:47:53.104 align:center
♪Right upside down ♪
00:47:53.105 --> 00:47:55.270 align:center
♪Spin me like a globe ♪
00:47:55.271 --> 00:47:57.188 align:center
♪And drop your finger on me ♪
00:47:57.730 --> 00:48:02.145 align:center
♪I feel so far, you're all I want ♪
00:48:02.146 --> 00:48:04.229 align:center
♪Spin me like a globe ♪
00:48:04.230 --> 00:48:06.395 align:center
♪And drop your finger on me ♪
00:48:06.396 --> 00:48:08.355 align:center
♪You push me in circles...♪