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- Five p.m. Tuesday.
- Rehearsal.

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Two p.m. Thursday.

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A class, then work, then rehearsal.

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- Seven a.m. Tuesday?
- Practice.

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Seven a.m. Wednesday? Also practice.

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See? This is why I told you
I can't help you.

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- You're busy, I'm busy.
- That's fine, we'll make it work.

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The pop showcase needs to be
my top priority.

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Well, passing this class is mine.

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[sighs]

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- Give me your phone.
- What?

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Just...

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- Thanks.
- [camera shutter clicks]

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Thank you.

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All right.
Nine p.m. tonight.

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After "The sounds of wind and fog."

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Is that a class or a haiku?

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[laughs] It's a class.
I want to be a film composer.

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Oh.

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That's cool.

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All right, phone?

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Hold on.

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Nice.

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Okay, now you have my number.

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I sent myself a text, so I have yours.

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Oh, and actually...

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- [camera shutter clicks]
- Whoa! Easy.

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Wellsy, you're gonna have to loosen up
if we're dating.

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- It's Hannah.
- I like Wellsy.

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- [scoffs]
- We're gonna have to take that again.

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Okay, no, we don't.

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You can't just kiss me out of the blue.

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Actually, you can't kiss me at all.

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If we're gonna be fake dating,
there needs to be real kissing.

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I just met you.

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So, what are we gonna do? Hold hands?

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I mean...

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I mean, heh, it's cute,
but it's not gonna work.

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- Well, why not?
- Because we have to make him jealous.

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And no guy gets jealous
about holding hands.

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We'll agree to disagree.

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You seriously think that's gonna
get Justin's attention?

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Just walk down the hall holding hands?

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Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.

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Everyone that follows Fifth Line
knows that.

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Am I supposed to know
what Fifth Line is?

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How have you never...

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It's the Briar gossip account.

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Like, mostly hockey team shit.

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Oh, because your lives are so interesting?

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I mean, yeah, kinda.

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Trust me, if we're gonna convince Justin,
we gotta convince Jules.

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Who?

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My best friend's younger sibling.
They run the account.

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If Jules believes we're real,
we make it onto Fifth Line.

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- And if we make it onto Fifth Line--
- No, okay, I get it.

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But why can't we just tell Jules?
Get them in on it?

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They don't do fake gossip.

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For this plan to work,

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we have to sell it.

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Classic first period strategy.

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<i>♪So one, two, three
take my hand and come with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪Because you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine ♪</i>

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[Garrett] <i>Maintain possession of the puck
and establish a rhythm.</i>

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<i>Throw your opponent off his game,
get the crowd on your side.</i>

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[Hannah]
<i>Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?</i>

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It's a metaphor, Wellsy.
Who's the tutor here?

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Okay, whatever. Is there a phase two?

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Offensive zone pressure.

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<i>Find opportunities to crash the crease
and look for rebounds.</i>

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[Hannah]
<i>Sure. Crash. Crease. Rebounds. Totally.</i>

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[Garrett] <i>We showboat our relationship</i>

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<i>in front of crowds, in front of Justin,</i>

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<i>and especially in front of Jules,
whenever we can.</i>

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[Hannah] <i>And phase three?</i>

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We break up, you cry.

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You expect me to cry over you?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Wellsy, this fake relationship
is going to destroy you.

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I mean, your life will never
be the same again.

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And then, Justin will swoop in

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and pick up all the pieces.

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You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?

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Oh, I'll be inconsolable.

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Well, that part I like.

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You gotta admit, it's kind of genius.

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So, when do we start?

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<i>♪I said, are you gonna be my girl ♪</i>

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- [loud pop music playing]
- [video game playing on TV]

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[music continues]

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[Logan] Pause it, guys.

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Hi. I'm...

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Hannah, right?

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Garrett's tutor?

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Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
No one ever really knocks.

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[Simms exclaims in Czech]

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Dude, I told you to pause it.

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- There's no pausing in hockey.
- Bullshit.

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You get gassed after, like, a minute.

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[Simms] You guys take pauses all the time.
I'm the one out there all the time.

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[Tucker]
To be fair, you just stay in one spot.

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[Simms speaking Czech]

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[Tucker] You gotta work on
your transitions, bro.

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Honestly, I'm doing better
without you, so...

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Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass.

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Hey.

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I'm Jules.

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Pillow chucker's sibling.

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Who are you? What's your deal?

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Careful, don't tell Jules anything
you don't want the whole school knowing.

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I only report the facts.

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Wellsy.

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Hey.

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We can study in my room.

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Uh, down here is fine.

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No, no, it's better up there. No worries.

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Jules.

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[indistinct squabbling]

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Semi-nudity was not part of the deal.

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Oh, please. Don't flatter yourself.
It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.

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- [woman laughing]
- Dean, dude,

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I told you
to shut your fucking door, man.

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- We have company.
- [giggling]

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Sorry about him.

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He's a heathen.

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This is me.

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[both laughing]

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Okay, uh,

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for your oral presentation,

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you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints
of one of our first unit philosophers

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and how they relate to modern society.

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[cell phone notification chimes]

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- What was that?
- [chiming continues]

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Oh, nothing.
Just a snap from a puck bunny.

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- Is that what you actually call women?
- They call themselves that.

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Wait, are people gonna think
I'm a puck bunny?

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No one is going to think
you are a puck bunny.

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[notifications chime]

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Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.

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[notifications continue]

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Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.

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Nietzsche believed that morality
was defined by the individual.

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God is dead, or whatever.

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Kant, on the other hand, was trying
to find what morality was itself.

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What the duties and obligations
of the individual were to begin with.

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If you know that already,
why do you need my help?

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Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?

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What I don't understand is how

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they can be saying different things
and both still be right.

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- It's not about being right.
- [notifications chime]

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Oh, my God.

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[chiming continues]

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Okay.

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This is Garrett's tutor.

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Please leave him alone.
He'll fuck you later.

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[Garrett laughs] Damn.
Now I have to fuck her later.

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Oh, only if you believe in obligations.

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You want my head where?

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Just in between my, uh...

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Hey, is that even your head?

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Doesn't matter.
I'm not doing August 19th.

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All right. Uh...

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Ooh! June 28th is kind of hot.

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You can do a back bend?

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No, you're doing the back bend.

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I don't know about this.

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Okay. Um, yeah.

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- I'll just find a better one.
- No, I--

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I mean any of this.

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The calendar, the sex positions.

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Do you not like what we've been doing?

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No, I just, like, thought it might be fun
to try something different.

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You know, I just-- After two years, I
don't want us getting boring.

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Our sex is boring?

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No, no. I didn't--

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We're just a little predictable, is all.

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I mean, like, we do the same things,
and we see the same people,

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and we break up and get back together.

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Like, I'm just trying to shake us
out of our routine here.

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I like our routine.

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Okay, not the break-up part,
but the rest of it is...

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We see the same people
because we're in college.

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We eat at the same places
because we're in college.

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Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.

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Yeah, so let's go out
and hook up on the dance floor

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and make out in the back of an Uber.

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- We're not those people.
- No, but we could be.

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Right?

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I mean... don't you want more?

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Okay, let me see August 19th again.

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No. No, it's fine. Fine.

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The usual stuff is fine.

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I can put a pillow under your butt.

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You said that felt good last time, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, let's just do that.

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[Hannah's composition playing]

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Okay, what did we love
about Hannah's piece?

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[muttering throughout]

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Come on. It's Hannah's first time
going for the pop showcase.

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How do we help make it stronger?

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We're classical comp majors.
We don't do pop.

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I commend your intellectual flexibility.

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Truly.

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Anyone?

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It's a nice melody.

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There we go. Thank you.

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- Aren't there lyrics?
- I haven't finished it yet.

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Hannah. Just, uh, try to listen.

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Okay.

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I think what we are looking for here
is constructive criticism.

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Honestly, sounds a lot like
Hannah's film score work.

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Background music for someone else's story.

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Like you're afraid to really
get under the surface

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of what the song wants to be about.

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[breathing heavily]

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[woman] Just write, Hannah.

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I am sure it went better
than you think it did.

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No, it really didn't.

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Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.

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Sorry. Had to stop
and grab coffee for my girl.

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[mouthing]

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[laughs]

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What's in this?

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I think you meant to say, "Thanks, baby."

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Baby?

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So, for those of you
who were remotely paying attention...

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Drink the damn coffee.

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...you'll remember where we left off...

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- I'm lactose intolerant.
- Just pretend.

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What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?

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Hannah...

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pretend you like me.

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[professor] ...how it can be used
to disrupt industries it purports to aid.

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These disruptions...

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Is he looking? I can't tell.

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...vary in both severity and morality.

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Nope.

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[professor] Now, technology has always
been a driving force in progress...

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What about now?

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...but what is the morality...

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No.

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...technology designed solely
to divert wealth...

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Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.

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Nobody said you had to.

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...push back against perceived progress
of those disruptions...

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[loud crash]

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[clanging]

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And that's a great example
of an unwanted disruption.

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[students chuckle]

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He's looking now.

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[Tucker] Don't miss.

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- Don't miss.
- I ain't gonna miss.

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[Tucker]
Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't miss.

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Oh!

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Fuck you.

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Told you not to miss.

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Come on. It wasn't that bad.

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It was like a car crash
exploded into a volcano

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and then fell down the stairs loudly.

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[drumming]

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[blowing kazoo]

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Hear me! Hear me!
We have a proclamation

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Stand by for the proclamation.

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[Dean] The annual Maxwell Di Laurentis
birthday festivities

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will take place this year
at the Maxwell summer home in...

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- Cape Cod.
- [Logan] Whoo!

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Thank you.

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[Dean]
As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth,

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the theme shall be twofers, right?

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So please come dressed
as your second-favorite dynamic duo...

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after us, of course.

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The party bus departs
shortly after the team bus,

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which shall bring ye there
and bring ye back the following morning.

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Mm-hmm. So be there or...

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Be there. There is no other option.

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- [Bo] Drumroll, please.
- [Dean] Yes.

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[blows kazoo]

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[cell phones vibrating and chiming]

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[sighs]

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- That is all.
- That is all. Thank you.

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- That was a lot.
- That's Dean and Bo for you.

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They do the same kind of thing every year.

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<i>♪I look like a star, I'm shining ♪</i>

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Wait.

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Justin is in Bo's frat.

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<i>♪They feel so inclined ♪</i>

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<i>♪They're asking...♪</i>

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I got it.

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Gonna need more words.

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I'll give you two.

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Hard launch.

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<i>♪Oh, I'd be jealous ♪</i>

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<i>♪Oh, I'd be jealous if I met me too...♪</i>

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Hey, I would just like to say
this is the most absolutely unhinged plan,

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and I'm obsessed with it.

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And you. None of the hockey people know?

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Hockey people?

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Okay, Jules can't know.
This has to seem real.

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[woman]
Is that Garrett Graham?

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[woman 2] It is!

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[giggling]

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Okay, well, you've convinced
half the theater department.

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[both chuckle]

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We could be Beetlejuice.

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What? No, you need to show up
as someone hot.

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How dare you? Winona Ryder is beautiful.

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Yeah, but she's not hot.

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And don't you have any of those boots
that go up past the knee?

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You mean "fuck me" boots?

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We wear those
when we don't feel like shaving.

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[Garrett] Ha. Well, I'm just saying.

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I mean, you've got it, so flaunt it.

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Okay, don't talk about my "it."

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Not all women want to get dressed up
for the male gaze.

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Yeah, but the women I'm with do.

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Okay, enough. Listen, hockey man,

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let's just get one thing straight.

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My best friend is right
about literally everything, always,

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now until the end of time.

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- Thank you.
- But in this case,

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you do gotta whip them thighs out.

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Judas!

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But if you want to get Justin's attention,
we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.

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Wait, "we"?

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Oh, yeah. Sean and I are coming.
I just decided.

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A wild hockey party's exactly what we need
to shake us out of our funk.

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You're already in a funk again?
You just got back together.

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Even soulmates have ruts.

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Or a series of ruts.

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Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out
to the party with you, anyway.

14:29.938 --> 14:32.312
Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.

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That wasn't part of the deal.

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Well, if you're into me,
you're into hockey.

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[Allie] He's got a point.

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And besides, you'll need to spend
the night anyway, right?

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For fake sex reasons.

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Yeah. Fake sex. So much fake sex.

14:42.855 --> 14:44.979
Ugh! I want to be having fake sex.

14:44.980 --> 14:46.770
You're having real sex.

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Whatever. My point is, fake is fun.

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Um, okay, what's my deadline
for this costume?

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Uh, puck bunny bus leaves
at 4:00 p.m. Saturday.

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- You said I'm not a puck bunny.
- You're not.

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Doesn't mean you can't act like one.

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Mm!

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[Logan] <i>Come on.</i>

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We dominated the Frozen Four last year
and the year before that.

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To all the cocky sons of bitches out there
who think they can beat us,

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I'd like to see you--

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Give 110%.

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- We practice at 110. We--
- Read each other's minds.

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- What are you doing tonight? You wanna...
- Give 100%.

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And then, um, give ten more.

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Could you repeat the question?

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[interviewer] How do you plan
to adjust to the challenge

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of being Briar's new captain?

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I don't think there's a need
to change anything.

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My teammates expect
the best out of me,

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and that's not a problem,
because I expect the best of myself.

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[interviewer] Do you have
any other pregame rituals

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or superstitions?

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[Garrett]
Yeah, I'm pretty particular...

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[calming keyboard music playing]

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[distorted sounds playing]

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[hockey stick cracks]

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[sticks slapping on ice]

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[sighs]

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Hey.

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Can I help you?

16:13.063 --> 16:15.438
Uh, no. I'm here for Garrett.

16:16.021 --> 16:17.938
Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.

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Definitely not a girlfriend.
I'm his philosophy tutor.

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Oh, then you can stay.

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[laughs]

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- Not going easy on him, are you?
- No, sir.

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Good. Do your best.

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We need him out there.

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Sorry, can't you just speak
to his professor, or dean, or whatever

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if it's so important that he play?
I mean...

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He didn't want me to.

16:43.980 --> 16:45.480
What? Why?

16:48.146 --> 16:49.937
Do you know who his dad is?

16:49.938 --> 16:51.063
Some hockey player.

16:51.896 --> 16:54.480
One of the best defensemen
in NHL history.

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Garrett's last name carries weight.

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He knows the spotlight's on him.

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So he busts his ass to prove
that he's earned his place.

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[Garrett]
...and build your own identity.

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[interviewer] Thanks for your time.

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Wait. Hey. I thought we had a session?

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Weight room.

17:14.730 --> 17:16.771
["Howlin' for You"
by the Black Keys playing]

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Better hurry, Garrett's tutor.

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<i>♪All right ♪</i>

17:25.688 --> 17:26.646
<i>♪Yeah ♪</i>

17:29.105 --> 17:30.895
<i>♪I must admit ♪</i>

17:30.896 --> 17:32.437
<i>♪I can't explain ♪</i>

17:32.438 --> 17:35.562
<i>♪Any of these thoughts
racing through my brain ♪</i>

17:35.563 --> 17:36.855
<i>♪It's true ♪</i>

17:37.646 --> 17:39.479
<i>♪That, baby, I'm howling for you...♪</i>

17:39.480 --> 17:42.729
Hey, you know I don't appreciate
being made to wait 45 minutes.

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I'm sorry. Sitting down for that long
must be so draining.

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We'll reschedule.

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Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on.

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I can multitask.

17:51.563 --> 17:54.563
I'll just be, uh, locking out
while studying Locke.

17:55.313 --> 17:56.812
Really? You can?

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Got a lot to cover, and I've never
met a guy who can genuinely do

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two things at once.

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Well, then you've been sleeping
with the wrong guys, Wellsy.

18:05.146 --> 18:07.020
<i>♪Da-da da-da da, da-da da-da da ♪</i>

18:07.021 --> 18:08.395
<i>♪Da-da da-da da...♪</i>

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That was a joke.

18:10.771 --> 18:11.770
Jesus.

18:11.771 --> 18:14.062
If we're gonna convince anyone
that we're hooking up,

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you can't freak out when I tease you.

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We need to practice.

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Practice what? Teasing?

18:20.980 --> 18:23.479
We'll be fine as long as you stop
force-feeding me dairy products.

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Forget your oat milk. This is serious.

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You blush whenever I come near you.

18:29.605 --> 18:33.105
- Get over yourself. I don't blush.
- [laughs] Oh, yeah?

18:50.313 --> 18:51.480
See?

18:52.021 --> 18:52.896
Nothing.

18:53.855 --> 18:54.771
Not bad.

18:56.313 --> 18:57.730
But what about when we kiss?

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You're very sure of yourself.

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Oh, right.

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Your terms.

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No kissing.

19:10.771 --> 19:12.437
What's wrong, Graham?

19:12.438 --> 19:14.520
I thought you said we needed practice.

19:14.521 --> 19:16.438
[seductive percussive music playing]

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Don't blush.

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[Logan] So, this is tutoring?

19:54.688 --> 19:56.604
What? No.

19:56.605 --> 19:57.646
Uh...

19:58.855 --> 20:00.355
Yes. [laughs]

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Uh, he was just trying to prove a point.

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It kind of feels like I just did.

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And now it's my turn.

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I'm gonna kiss you.

20:18.563 --> 20:19.855
[hesitant] Okay.

20:28.521 --> 20:29.937
[sighs]

20:29.938 --> 20:31.521
Am I blushing now?

20:37.938 --> 20:40.313
[door opens and closes]

20:41.563 --> 20:43.355
[rock music playing]

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It's here, folks.
Our first away game of the season.

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The Briar Hawks have dominated
the Chatham Clovers in the past,

20:52.355 --> 20:54.979
but since it's Di Laurentis's
birthday today,

20:54.980 --> 20:57.520
we all know his mind
is already on the after-party.

20:57.521 --> 20:59.021
Am I right?

20:59.646 --> 21:01.479
But, we've got a good crowd here tonight.

21:01.480 --> 21:05.062
Briar's most faithful bunnies
in attendance, as always.

21:05.063 --> 21:06.521
[excited chatter]

21:14.480 --> 21:16.021
First game?

21:17.480 --> 21:19.812
- Yeah.
- I know we can seem like a lot,

21:19.813 --> 21:21.605
but we don't bite, I swear.

21:27.271 --> 21:29.187
Just stick by Jules.

21:29.188 --> 21:32.020
I mean, their play-by-play
was a lifesaver my first time.

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Thanks.

21:33.021 --> 21:34.270
[laughs]

21:34.271 --> 21:35.230
[whistle blows]

21:36.396 --> 21:38.187
[Dean] Let's go! You got this, boys!

21:38.188 --> 21:40.813
- Come on, now.
- This is a tough game for the Clovers.

21:42.438 --> 21:43.979
- [player] Hey! Hey!
- [man] Graham! Graham!

21:43.980 --> 21:45.437
[Garrett] Let's fucking go!

21:45.438 --> 21:46.770
[slamming]

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[man] Come on, baby!

21:48.105 --> 21:50.145
Hey! Hey, chief! I'm open! I'm open!

21:50.146 --> 21:51.354
All right, here we go.

21:51.355 --> 21:52.812
- [Jules] Briar has control of the puck.
- Logan!

21:52.813 --> 21:55.354
- [Jules] Logan back to Graham.
- Move it! Move it!

21:55.355 --> 21:57.270
[Jules] Graham back to Logan.

21:57.271 --> 21:59.770
Passing it back and forth
like chlamydia during Welcome Week.

21:59.771 --> 22:02.687
Come on, guys.
Let someone else have a turn. It's fair.

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[Garrett]
Go. Go. Top! Come on, baby!

22:06.980 --> 22:09.479
Denied! Damn, so close.

22:09.480 --> 22:11.562
Chatham tries to get the puck
the fuck out of town.

22:11.563 --> 22:13.395
[player 1] Yeah, baby!

22:13.396 --> 22:15.354
But Graham's right there
with the interception.

22:15.355 --> 22:16.937
[player 1] Come on, G, pass it up.

22:16.938 --> 22:19.812
- [player 2] Here! Over here! Come on!
- [player 1] Good. Take it up!

22:19.813 --> 22:21.396
[Jules] Graham takes it alone. In...

22:21.980 --> 22:23.105
- [buzzer sounds]
- Yes!

22:23.646 --> 22:25.312
[all cheer]

22:25.313 --> 22:26.396
[player] Goal!

22:27.271 --> 22:30.063
[Jules] Hawks absolutely pounding
the Chatham Clovers.

22:31.521 --> 22:33.979
- [excited chatter]
- All day! All day! Whoo!

22:33.980 --> 22:35.229
He's good.

22:35.230 --> 22:36.271
Yeah.

22:36.938 --> 22:39.562
Problem is, he knows it.

22:39.563 --> 22:41.395
[crowd chanting]
Hawks! Hawks! Hawks!

22:41.396 --> 22:49.270
Fuck 'em up! Fuck 'em up!
Hawks! Hawks! Hawks!

22:49.271 --> 22:50.979
[all cheering]

22:50.980 --> 22:53.105
[roars]

22:55.563 --> 22:56.730
Alright, Deany, baby.

23:00.521 --> 23:02.562
- Hey.
- Let's go, set 'em up for them.

23:02.563 --> 23:05.063
[all cheer]

23:08.105 --> 23:09.605
- And-- [chuckles]
- Right here.

23:11.855 --> 23:13.230
Ca-caw!

23:13.896 --> 23:15.480
[all] Oh!

23:16.438 --> 23:17.645
You fucking douche!

23:17.646 --> 23:19.645
Hey! Zamboni!

23:19.646 --> 23:21.562
- Seriously?
- Hey, waste not,

23:21.563 --> 23:23.062
lest he be wasted.

23:23.063 --> 23:25.312
- Come on.
- [all chanting] Zamboni!

23:25.313 --> 23:30.645
Zamboni! Zamboni! Zamboni!

23:30.646 --> 23:33.896
Zamboni! Zamboni!

23:35.730 --> 23:37.271
[all cheer]

23:38.771 --> 23:40.730
[cheers and applause]

23:41.646 --> 23:43.021
- Goose!
- Maverick!

23:43.688 --> 23:45.062
- Come out!
- Come on, baby!

23:45.063 --> 23:47.229
- Oh!
- Oh, boy.

23:47.230 --> 23:49.020
["Deeply Still in Love"
by ROLE MODEL playing]

23:49.021 --> 23:53.645
<i>♪But it still bleeds ♪</i>

23:53.646 --> 23:58.605
<i>♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love ♪</i>

23:59.188 --> 24:00.813
<i>♪In love with you now ♪</i>

24:02.146 --> 24:03.438
<i>♪Yes, ma'am ♪</i>

24:04.563 --> 24:05.771
<i>♪Oh, yeah ♪</i>

24:09.980 --> 24:11.063
<i>♪Well, I heard...♪</i>

24:11.855 --> 24:13.271
[chuckles]

24:14.313 --> 24:15.770
<i>♪I still can't swallow it...♪</i>

24:15.771 --> 24:17.479
- What?
- Holy shit.

24:17.480 --> 24:18.813
I mean...

24:19.563 --> 24:21.145
you totally nailed boy hot.

24:21.146 --> 24:23.230
Good, because I feel like
an absolute cliché.

24:24.521 --> 24:26.020
Any sign of Justin?

24:26.021 --> 24:28.270
No. Not yet. But he'll be here.

24:28.271 --> 24:30.145
Sig Tau takes birthdays very seriously.

24:30.146 --> 24:31.395
[party-goer]
Yo, Garrett.

24:31.396 --> 24:33.145
Oh, hey. Thanks, man.

24:33.146 --> 24:35.854
Oh, no, thanks. I don't drink at parties.

24:35.855 --> 24:37.145
Oh, yeah?

24:37.146 --> 24:39.062
No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.

24:39.063 --> 24:41.729
One on practice nights,
five after a game, no exceptions.

24:41.730 --> 24:43.104
Seems pretty strict.

24:43.105 --> 24:44.855
Do you think I was born with these abs?

24:46.480 --> 24:48.937
- So, what's next?
- It's your favorite, actually.

24:48.938 --> 24:50.270
Are you ready for this?

24:50.271 --> 24:54.771
<i>♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love ♪</i>

24:55.688 --> 24:56.938
<i>♪In love with you...♪</i>

24:57.896 --> 24:59.229
[Tucker] Hockey shots!

24:59.230 --> 25:01.479
- [partygoer] Whoo!
- Garrett, hockey shots.

25:01.480 --> 25:04.062
Oh, shit. Yeah, I get it now.

25:04.063 --> 25:06.479
- You're not a vampire.
- I am.

25:06.480 --> 25:08.354
Yeah, sorry, Garrett's tutor,

25:08.355 --> 25:09.979
but we need you, let's go.

25:09.980 --> 25:11.812
It's a starting line tradition
when we win.

25:11.813 --> 25:12.979
Bad luck if we don't.

25:12.980 --> 25:15.770
Exactly, so we're doing it
because we beat Chatham's asses.

25:15.771 --> 25:17.062
- That's right.
- [Tucker] Let's go.

25:17.063 --> 25:19.188
- All right, come on.
- Come on! Come on!

25:19.771 --> 25:20.854
Sorry.

25:20.855 --> 25:22.771
[laughing] It's okay.

25:25.021 --> 25:29.187
<i>♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love...♪</i>

25:29.188 --> 25:31.979
[partygoers chanting]
Fuck them up! Fuck them up!

25:31.980 --> 25:34.645
- Fuck them up! Fuck them up!
- You ready? Let's go.

25:34.646 --> 25:37.854
- Come on.
- Fuck them up! Fuck them up!

25:37.855 --> 25:39.355
[all cheer]

25:51.230 --> 25:52.355
[inaudible]

25:54.771 --> 25:56.145
[cheering fades]

25:56.146 --> 25:58.188
[ominous music playing]

26:09.355 --> 26:10.979
[Jules] Not a vampire.

26:10.980 --> 26:12.937
Uh... what?

26:12.938 --> 26:13.854
Garrett.

26:13.855 --> 26:15.979
We all thought he was just
a very bad vampire,

26:15.980 --> 26:18.062
but here you are looking like Elle Woods.

26:18.063 --> 26:20.729
And you're Peter Pan's shadow?

26:20.730 --> 26:22.813
Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.

26:23.938 --> 26:26.438
There's just one thing
I can't quite figure out.

26:27.313 --> 26:29.187
Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.

26:29.188 --> 26:31.812
Dynamic duo's not his style.

26:31.813 --> 26:33.187
Even when it is the theme.

26:33.188 --> 26:35.396
So, Garrett's "tutor,"

26:36.355 --> 26:37.563
what's really going on?

26:38.813 --> 26:40.062
["like JENNIE" by JENNIE playing]

26:40.063 --> 26:41.646
[boisterous shouting]

26:42.438 --> 26:43.604
[car horn blaring]

26:43.605 --> 26:45.270
Someone already blocked me in.

26:45.271 --> 26:47.604
Come on, it looks so fun.

26:47.605 --> 26:51.604
<i>♪Special edition
and your AI couldn't copy ♪</i>

26:51.605 --> 26:53.395
[music continues indistinctly]

26:53.396 --> 26:55.230
Hey, babe, where's your Dunkin' cup?

26:55.938 --> 26:57.770
Uh, must have left it in the car.

26:57.771 --> 27:00.062
Okay, well, without the cup
you don't look like Ben Affleck.

27:00.063 --> 27:02.562
You just look like
some sad guy from Boston.

27:02.563 --> 27:04.479
So, Ben Affleck?

27:04.480 --> 27:05.687
Babe, get the cup.

27:05.688 --> 27:06.938
So we can dance.

27:07.563 --> 27:09.145
- Do we have to?
- Yes!

27:09.146 --> 27:12.354
A house like this? A floor like that?

27:12.355 --> 27:14.312
A dress like mine?

27:14.313 --> 27:15.729
Come on.

27:15.730 --> 27:17.145
Okay, I'll find the cup.

27:17.146 --> 27:18.771
Thank you.

27:21.813 --> 27:22.645
[squeals]

27:22.646 --> 27:25.937
You know, it's sort of tutoring,
but have you looked at him?

27:25.938 --> 27:29.355
I mean, he's John's best friend,
so not really.

27:30.063 --> 27:32.355
- John?
- My brother, John Logan.

27:33.563 --> 27:35.770
Right. Um, but I mean, objectively,

27:35.771 --> 27:38.812
Garrett's a reasonably
attractive-looking human being

27:38.813 --> 27:43.021
and sparks flew as they do
when people, um...

27:43.771 --> 27:45.687
Sorry, what-what don't you get?

27:45.688 --> 27:47.062
Any of it, really.

27:47.063 --> 27:50.354
Because a guy like him couldn't possibly
be into a girl like me?

27:50.355 --> 27:52.980
Oh, my God, no. You're just... different.

27:53.521 --> 27:55.730
Not what I would have expected
for Garrett.

27:59.271 --> 28:00.354
[bottle cap tinks]

28:00.355 --> 28:03.145
So are you guys, like, "dating," dating?

28:03.146 --> 28:06.645
Well, I mean, we're not, like,
exclusive or anything.

28:06.646 --> 28:07.812
And she's cool with that?

28:07.813 --> 28:09.480
Yeah, man. I guess so.

28:10.230 --> 28:11.354
[chuckles]

28:11.355 --> 28:14.104
It's just that last week,
you didn't even know her name, right?

28:14.105 --> 28:15.270
[laughs]

28:15.271 --> 28:17.521
Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Sometimes, people sneak up on you.

28:18.313 --> 28:19.480
Hmm.

28:20.980 --> 28:23.479
Jesus. Do you see anything non-alcoholic?

28:23.480 --> 28:24.688
It's for Hannah.

28:25.730 --> 28:26.770
She doesn't drink.

28:26.771 --> 28:28.146
She said not at parties.

28:28.730 --> 28:30.020
Oh.

28:30.021 --> 28:31.146
[boisterous cheering]

28:34.605 --> 28:36.063
Cute. Uh...

28:37.021 --> 28:38.313
Here, try this.

28:40.646 --> 28:42.813
Closed cans are safer, bro.

28:45.021 --> 28:46.146
Thanks.

28:47.813 --> 28:49.146
Go be the hero.

28:53.063 --> 28:55.270
I can say this because Garrett's
basically my brother,

28:55.271 --> 28:57.645
but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.

28:57.646 --> 28:58.980
You know that, right?

29:00.480 --> 29:03.646
Yeah, but, I mean, he's also funny
and really hardworking.

29:04.188 --> 29:06.562
Kind of nice when he wants to be.

29:06.563 --> 29:09.229
Hey, uh, sorry that took so long.
I couldn't find any mixers.

29:09.230 --> 29:12.146
But I thought maybe...

29:12.730 --> 29:13.687
I don't know.

29:13.688 --> 29:16.313
You know, in case you change your mind.
No pressure, though.

29:17.438 --> 29:19.062
Yeah, actually, thanks.

29:19.063 --> 29:22.479
<i>♪Oh, I can't see straight
and my hands are tied ♪</i>

29:22.480 --> 29:25.645
<i>♪I could be your type
from your zombie bite ♪</i>

29:25.646 --> 29:30.688
<i>♪No, I can't see straight
but the feeling's right...♪</i>

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Okay.

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That was totally cute.

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My single ass needs another drink.

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[laughs]

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Bye, Jules.

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<i>♪You zombie boy...♪</i>

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- Good work. Really.
- Thanks.

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<i>♪Like a lion on the hunt
for this kitten over here ♪</i>

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<i>♪This kitten over here ♪</i>

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<i>♪Bar is getting dry
and you staring at the sunrise ♪</i>

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<i>♪Bet you're thirsty over there
bet you're thirsty over there ♪</i>

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<i>♪'Cause you're an animal, an animal ♪</i>

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<i>♪And you're closing in on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪You animal ♪</i>

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<i>♪Yeah, you're an animal, an animal ♪</i>

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<i>♪And it just can't be this way ♪</i>

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<i>♪Oh, I can't see straight
and my hands are tied ♪</i>

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<i>♪I could be your type
from your zombie bite ♪</i>

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<i>♪No, I can't see straight
but the feeling's right...♪</i>

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Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor
and take one of these off my hands?

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Who is that?

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Whoa.

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I don't know her personally,
but I'm pretty sure that's JLo.

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That's really helpful. Yeah.

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I got an idea.

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["On the Floor"
by Jennifer Lopez playing]

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Oh, my God! Wait, this is me!

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Now!

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[squeals]

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Who says you're struggling
with your assists, huh?

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I can still change the song, dick.

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<i>♪To my party people in the club ♪</i>

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<i>♪Huh ♪</i>

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<i>♪If you go hard
you gotta get on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪If you're a party freak
then step on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪If you're an animal
then tear up the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪Break a sweat on the floor
yeah, we work on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪Don't stop, keep it moving
put your drinks up ♪</i>

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<i>♪Pick your body up
and drop it on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪Let the rhythm change
your world on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪You know we're running shit
tonight on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza ♪</i>

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<i>♪Straight to LA, New York,
Vegas to Africa ♪</i>

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<i>♪Dance the night away ♪</i>

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<i>♪Live your life and stay young
on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪Dance the night away ♪</i>

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<i>♪Grab somebody, drink a little more ♪</i>

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<i>♪Tonight we gonna get on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>♪Tonight we gonna get on the floor ♪</i>

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Should we dance or what?

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[percussive music playing]

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Oh, my God. Justin's here.

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Okay, be cool. You're with me.

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Hey, he's just another guy.

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All right?

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[boisterous chatter continues]

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Is he looking?

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Oh, yeah.

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Come on.

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What?

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Where are we going?
He needs to see us.

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And he has. You've got him interested.
Now we've gotta go.

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But he's talking to someone.

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Hey, watch the player,
not the puck, Wellsy.

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What the hell does that mean?

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It means trust me.

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This is the part...

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where I tell you all the things
I want to do to you

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when we're alone.

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Now...

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you can blush.

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["OMG" by Suki Waterhouse playing]

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Okay.

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<i>♪When I got lost in all these dreams ♪</i>

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<i>♪See myself, but it's not me ♪</i>

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<i>♪I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe ♪</i>

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<i>♪My baby's no good for me ♪</i>

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<i>♪No good for me, no--♪</i>

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[music stops]

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Oh, thank God. I'm exhausted.

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Oh!

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You're not letting me take the bed?

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[sighs]

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Nope.

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Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.

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Apology accepted.

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I'm not sleeping on the floor.

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[chuckles]

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Well, that really sounds like a pickle.

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You can't just decide.

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- That's funny, seems like I just did.
- Oh, my God, you're so stubborn.

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[laughs]

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You know the bed is big enough for two.

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Absolutely not.

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Okay, your loss.

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Whoa.

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You're beat to shit.

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Am I?

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Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.

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No, okay, you're right.
You should take the bed.

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Wait. No.

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- No?
- No.

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You're just giving me the bed
because you feel bad for me.

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Get back on the bed.
I'm taking the floor.

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I don't need your pity. It's all yours.
See you in the morning.

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You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
Take it.

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I am perfectly capable
of sleeping on the floor.

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So am I.

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[laughs]

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What?

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Nothing.

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You can't actually laugh out loud
and not share the goods.

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[cell phone vibrates]

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[whimpering]

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[both laugh]

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[notifications chime]

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[dog panting]

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Impressive.

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The Bruins should hire him
to be their mascot.

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Do you always get so beat up out there?

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Ah, you get used to it.

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Hurt more when I was starting out.

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How old were you?

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- When I started playing?
- Mm.

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I don't know. As soon as I could walk,
my dad put skates on me.

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That's a lot of pressure on a kid.

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Skating was the fun part.

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The pressure was...

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getting measured once a week to make sure
that I was growing fast enough.

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Chugging protein shakes and...

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lifting weights.

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Missing birthday parties

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because my dad wouldn't let me
skip practice.

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And his fucking whistle

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whenever I made a mistake.

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Why do you still do it?

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I guess...

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I wouldn't know who I am without it.

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I spent my whole life
training for a dream,

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and I'm so close to it.

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If I stopped, I...

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I don't know.

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That makes sense.

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Seems like you never really had a choice.

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Yeah. Right.

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Fuck that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Fuck that.

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You got to practice with the Bruins?

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They let me run a drill for fun.

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It wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.

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<i>♪Page one...♪</i>

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Oh, my God, no. Turn that off.
That's so embarrassing.

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[laughs]

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<i>♪All that's happened ♪</i>

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<i>♪Then on ♪</i>

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<i>♪To the first chapter ♪</i>

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<i>♪Everyone's happy ♪</i>

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<i>♪For shadowing impending disaster ♪</i>

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<i>♪Then girl meets boy ♪</i>

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<i>♪It's awkward, confusing ♪</i>

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<i>♪Can't tell if it's love or it's hate ♪</i>

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<i>♪Wet hands graze ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪Reaching for something...♪</i>
- Did you write this?

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It's incredible.

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In high school.

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<i>♪Now it's a love story ♪</i>

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<i>♪Of epic proportion ♪</i>

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<i>♪The likes of which never has been told ♪</i>

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You're really good.

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<i>♪Two hearts beating as one ♪</i>

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<i>♪Run right into the sun ♪</i>

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<i>♪Oh, what would I give to go back?♪</i>

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<i>♪Back to page one ♪</i>

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I gotta tell you something.

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The other night, at the Eastwood game...

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I was...

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struggling.

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And then...

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I heard someone singing.

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Elton John.

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Right?

39:52.730 --> 39:55.230
I followed your voice
through the tunnels.

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[laughs]

39:57.271 --> 39:59.396
I saw you in the green room.

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Saying it out loud,

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I realize that sounds creepy, but...

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[laughs]

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...you were so...

40:11.438 --> 40:13.521
like, genuine, you know?

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And free.

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You centered me.

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[cell phone notification chimes]

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[sighs]

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Jules posted us.

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Wait, what did they say?

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Actually, hang on, let me see.

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[laughs] We did it.

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Yeah, we did it.

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Wait, I have just the thing.

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Have you heard Miley's cover
of "The Bitch Is Back"?

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Yeah, of course.
I'm a man of taste, Wellsy.

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Okay, well, what about
Billy Porter's version?

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Who's Billy Porter?

40:59.021 --> 41:01.605
Gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
Come up here.

41:02.188 --> 41:03.188
[scoffs]

41:09.105 --> 41:11.063
Will you show me something of yours?

41:11.605 --> 41:13.062
What, like a classical piece?

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No, like the one on your Instagram.

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Uh, no. I--

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I don't write like that anymore.

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That's crazy.

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Why not?

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It's like scary...

41:29.563 --> 41:32.230
telling the world something
I'm not ready for it to know.

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Uh, but I am working on something
at the moment

41:36.855 --> 41:38.437
for the pop showcase,

41:38.438 --> 41:40.270
but it's not there yet.

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Lyrics are hard for me.

41:43.063 --> 41:44.063
It'll get there.

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It has to. I need to win.

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You hate losing that badly, huh?

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I do, when it means that I can't afford
to go to Briar anymore,

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which is what'll happen
if I don't get a scholarship.

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And the only way to get the scholarship--

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Is to win?

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Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
Can you collaborate?

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Yeah, sure. As long as it's still mine.

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[typing]

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[rock music playing onscreen]

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<i>♪We built a bridge and burned it down...♪</i>

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I mean, there's your answer.

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- [laughs] Justin?
- Yeah.

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I mean, just ask him for help.
Pretentious douches love that shit.

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He is not a pretentious douche.

42:48.105 --> 42:49.979
Okay, yeah. Whatever you say.

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<i>♪Constantly concealing ♪</i>

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<i>♪What we'll never be ♪</i>

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<i>♪So here is the lie you want ♪</i>

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<i>♪It tastes much sweeter than...♪</i>

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Wait have you heard of the Beaches?

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Mm-mm.

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Their Coachella set will change your life.

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[both laugh]

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[typing]

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[gentle romantic music playing]

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[crickets chirping]

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- Oh, we just made it.
- That was close.

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[Garrett] Coach.

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Hannah.

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Hi. Hey.

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Justin.

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[laughs] Yeah.

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This seat taken?

44:53.605 --> 44:55.895
- No.
- Yeah? Cool.

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[gentle romantic music continues]

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[inaudible]

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[inhales sharply]

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<i>♪She's a fire sign ♪</i>

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<i>♪And I don't really know
what that means ♪</i>

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<i>♪I'm a cold night ♪</i>

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<i>♪And I wanna be close to the heat ♪</i>

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<i>♪I don't want to get burned ♪</i>

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<i>♪I don't want love like that ♪</i>

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<i>♪But I can't go any further
Till I start coming back ♪</i>

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<i>♪I'm a rock star ♪</i>

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<i>♪And I'm never around when you need ♪</i>

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<i>♪Like a race car ♪</i>

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<i>♪Driving away from the scene ♪</i>

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<i>♪Does she want me to stay?♪</i>

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<i>♪Does she want me to pack?♪</i>

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<i>♪You can't push me any further
till I start coming back ♪</i>

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<i>♪Turn me around, right upside down ♪</i>

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<i>♪Spin me like a globe
and drop your finger on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪I feel so far ♪</i>

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<i>♪You're all I want ♪</i>

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<i>♪Spin me like a globe
and drop your finger on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪You push me in circles ♪</i>

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<i>♪To the edge of the Earth ♪</i>

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<i>♪Where I can't go any further ♪</i>

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<i>♪Till I start coming back to you ♪</i>

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<i>♪I'm an addict ♪</i>

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<i>♪I'm addicted to her into me ♪</i>

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<i>♪She's a magnet ♪</i>

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<i>♪Pulling me under the sheets ♪</i>

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<i>♪If I hold you too close ♪</i>

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<i>♪Will the good things still grow?♪</i>

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<i>♪Don't matter what happens ♪</i>

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<i>♪Wherever we end up
we'll come right back ♪</i>

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<i>♪Turn me around ♪</i>

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<i>♪Right upside down ♪</i>

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<i>♪Spin me like a globe
and drop your finger on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪I feel so far ♪</i>

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<i>♪You're all I want ♪</i>

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<i>♪Spin me like a globe
and drop your finger on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪You push me in circles ♪</i>

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<i>♪To the edge of the Earth ♪</i>

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<i>♪Where I can't go any further ♪</i>

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<i>♪Till I start coming back to you ♪</i>

47:30.646 --> 47:32.937
<i>♪Turn me around ♪</i>

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<i>♪Right upside down ♪</i>

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<i>♪Spin me like a globe ♪</i>

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<i>♪And drop your finger on me ♪</i>

47:39.480 --> 47:44.229
<i>♪I feel so far, you're all I want ♪</i>

47:44.230 --> 47:46.312
<i>♪Spin me like a globe ♪</i>

47:46.313 --> 47:48.479
<i>♪And drop your finger on me ♪</i>

47:48.480 --> 47:50.854
<i>♪Turn me around ♪</i>

47:50.855 --> 47:53.104
<i>♪Right upside down ♪</i>

47:53.105 --> 47:55.270
<i>♪Spin me like a globe ♪</i>

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<i>♪And drop your finger on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪I feel so far, you're all I want ♪</i>

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<i>♪Spin me like a globe ♪</i>

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<i>♪And drop your finger on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪You push me in circles...♪</i>
