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Excuse me, sino ka?

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May colitis si Licha. Ito si Leo.

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Sobrang kaduda-duda ng taong 'to.

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Sinabi rin niya na sasabihin mo 'yan.

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Pupunta ako bukas ng 6:00 a.m.

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Masaya akong makita ka
sa Alkaline Festival Rave.

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Kailangang isara 'yong club, darling.

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Magpapakasal kami, kahit masakit, darling.

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Ito si Chechi, bago kong assistant.

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The Guillotine. Parang dynamic roast.

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Ano'ng tinatawanan mo, baliw?

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CARIZZMA

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Honey!

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Mali 'yong pagka-print nila
sa invitations.

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Ang tatanga nila. Ang tanga ng mga tao.

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Hindi, perfect ito.

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-Hindi, mali 'yong apelyido ko.
-Hindi, perfect ito.

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"Invited kayo sa kasal
nina Leo at Caro Papandrea."

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Oo, pero Pardíaco ako. Caro Pardíaco.

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Di ka na Caro Pardíaco.

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Pag kasal na tayo, Papandrea ka na.

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Ano ba 'yong Papandrea?

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Apelyido ko, sira.

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Leo Miriam Papandrea.
At magiging sa 'yo na 'yon.

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Okay.

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Caro Papandrea.

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Ang weird pa rin nila.
Ang liit ng pangalan ko.

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Miriam?

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Darating 'yong point
na kailangan mong sampalin 'yong mga bata,

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para di sila maging baliw.

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O kaya, yakapin mo sila.
Ano ba'ng alam ko?

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Bakit mo sinabihan ng masasama si Caro?

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Ano ba'ng sinasabi mo?

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-Binayaran kami para sabihin 'yon.
-Sino'ng nagbayad sa inyo?

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Tinatanong mo ako?

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Di ko nga maalala 'yong ni-lunch ko.

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Siya ba?

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Di ko pwedeng sabihin
'yong pinagkakakitaan ko.

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Siya nga.

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-May hawak ka bang ebidensiya?
-Wala.

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Cash 'yon. Under the table.

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Sabihin mo lahat ng detalye.

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Masaya at proud ako sa moment na 'to

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at io-organize ko lahat.

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Magandang idea na gawin ito sa Patagonia.

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Oo, Mili, importante sa 'kin
na ikaw 'yong mag-organize

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kasi kasama ka
sa important events ng family ko.

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Tapos, ito 'yong pinakaimportanteng event
sa buhay ko.

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Kailan darating 'yong dad mo?

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Im sure, excited siyang makita
ang prinsesa niya.

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Papapuntahin ko siya ngayon. Okay ba 'yon?

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Di 'yon okay.

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Di niya kailangan 'yong tatay niya
para mag-decide. Kaya andito ako.

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Oo, sa kasong 'to,

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di ko isasali
'yong pamilya at mga kaibigan ko.

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Para sa pamilya at mga kaibigan
ang event na 'to.

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Nag-away kami ng friends ko.

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Well, dad mo ang nag-hire sa 'kin.

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Di ako interesado
sa pera ng tatay ni Caro.

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Oo, pero dad ko
'yong magbabayad para dito.

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Pero di ako interesado sa pera niya.

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Sorry. Caro, kung magkakaro'n lang
ng tensiyon,

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i-cancel na natin 'to at maghiwalay na.
Pakasalan mo 'yong dad mo.

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Wag, Leo, please.

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Sige na, please. Parang…

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Okay, ituloy natin.

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Sasabihin ko na sa 'yo, Milagros,
ayoko 'yong pinili mong color palette.

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Si Caro 'yong pumili no'n.
Sinend sa 'kin ni Ana.

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Sorry. Nahulog ko 'yon.

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Sobrang sakit ng ginawa sa 'min
ng babaeng 'yon.

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Gumamit tayo ng classic tones.

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Sa totoo lang, ayoko nang pag-usapan.

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Nasaktan talaga ako.

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Di ko akalaing sisisantehin ka ni Caro.

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Nakakainis talaga 'tong sitwasyon.

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Pumipigil sa pagsasalita ang galit.

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Pinaalis niya rin kami, Sábado.

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Ano ba'ng kasalanan namin?

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Wala kayong kasalanan.

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Kasalanan ng walang-hiyang Leo na 'yon.

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Binrainwash niya si Caro.

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Parang kulto, pero iisang tao lang.

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Madalas, pag pumapasok sa relasyon
ang isang tao,

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nakikita agad ang mga senyales
ng pagmamanipula.

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Magsalita ka nang normal, Sábado.

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Power relationship ang lahat ng relasyon.

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Ayaw siyang pakasalan ni Leo.

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Gusto siyang patayin ni Leo.

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Ano?

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-Ikaw si Fucking Crazy Woman.
-Oo, ako si Malena.

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Fifteen years na tayong magkakilala.

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Oo. Nakaka-relate ako sa videos mo,

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pero parang di mo masyadong dini-discuss
'yong regla,

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na hanggang ngayon taboo pa rin.

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Okay, fine. Tama ka.

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-Pwede tayong mag-selfie?
-Oo naman.

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Sandali.

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Magpapaalam ako sa fiancé ko
kasi nasa kanya 'yong phone ko.

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-Ano?
-Three minutes ko lang daw magagamit 'yon.

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Seryoso 'yang sinasabi mo.
Sira-ulo 'yong lalaking 'yon.

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Sinasabi mo 'yan kasi feminist ka
at ayaw mo sa mga lalaki.

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Oo, pero kahit na.

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Independent woman ka,

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kahit na tatay mo
'yong nagbabayad sa lahat.

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Babae ka na may maraming binagong buhay.

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Oo, poser ka, at mababaw, oo.

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Pero may mga inimbento ka.

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-Mga club, drinks.
-Idea ko 'yong Baby Jesus.

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Mismo. Ba't ka hihingi ng permiso
sa isang lalaki na gamitin 'yong phone mo?

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Caro, di humihingi ng permiso
ang mayayaman.

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Gusto ko ng pomencello,
limoncello, at lemon champagne.

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Non-alcoholic lahat, siyempre.

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Okay, orange juice, sparkling water
na may lemon, at ice cream.

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Bahala ka kung ano'ng itatawag mo do'n.

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Leo, akin na'ng phone ko.

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Nagamit mo na 'yong three minutes mo
ngayong araw.

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Gusto mo bang algorithm
ang magdesisyon para sa 'yo?

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Hindi, gusto ko,
ako ang magdesisyon. Promise.

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Ba't di ka lumabas at magpahangin, Caro?

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Caro.

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Mahal na mahal kita.

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Okay.

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Pero, literal ba o figurative
'yong ibig sabihin ng "patayin"?

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Kasi sabi nila,
pwedeng symbolic ang kamatayan.

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"Patayin siya," Sábado.
Nagpapaligoy-ligoy ka pa.

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Pero pa'no mo nalaman?

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Feeling ko, mahal siya ni Leo, Ana.

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Hindi n'yo alam
kung ano'ng nangyari sa roast.

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Siya 'yong nagbayad.

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Sorry, pero ano'ng ebidensiya natin?

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Nasa 'kin 'yong pag-amin ni Félix.

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Pero kulang pa 'yon.

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-Kailangan mo 'yong package.
-Sábado, wag ka ngang bastos!

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Ibig kong sabihin,
kailangan n'yo 'tong isa pang clue.

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No'ng isang araw,

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may madungis na lalaki
na sinubukang ibigay 'to kay Caro.

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Tingnan n'yo.

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May address.

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Pwede mo kaming dalhin do'n?

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Di pwede.

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May trabaho ako.

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Kailangan kong pumunta sa airport ngayon.

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Gusto kitang samahan, Ana,
pero natatakot ako sa mga ganito.

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Uuwi na lang ako. Good luck.

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Oo nga,
magkikita kami ni Chica ngayon. Sorry.

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Okay, sige. Si Ana na ang bahala.

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Ano'ng gagawin mo sa 'kin?

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Bubuhusan mo ba ng wax 'yong utong ko?

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Hindi, baliw.

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Ang dumi ng keyboard na 'to.

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Iwa-wax mo 'yong puwet ko?

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-Wala akong iwa-wax.
-Ano'ng gagawin mo?

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Sabihin mo lahat ng alam mo kay Leo.

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Loko-loko!

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Sobrang natakot ako do'n.

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Pero, honey,
never kitang sasaktan. Please.

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Makinig ka.

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Nerbiyos lang 'to bago 'yong kasal.

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Yung para kang kinakabahan, natatakot.

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Dapat, wag mo nang pansinin 'yon.

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Dati mong buhay 'yon
na pinipigilan kang mag-evolve

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at maging masaya.

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May point ka
kasi 'yon talaga 'yong nararamdaman ko.

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Parang may nararamdaman akong takot,
alam mo 'yon?

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Parang wala sa sarili.

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Parang sira, pero… Oo, sige.
Di ko papansinin 'yon.

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Caro!

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Isukat mo 'yong damit mo.

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Papunta na 'ko, Mili!

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Wag kang mandadaya.
Wag mong titingnan, kasi malas 'yon.

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Okay, beautiful.

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Manloloko ka!

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Ba't nandito ka? Mukha kang tanga.

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Siguro nga, mukha akong tanga, pero ikaw?

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Mukha kang psycho, Leo.

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O dapat ba tawagin kitang Chill-aver?

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O 'yong matanda
na nagpasara sa club ni Caro?

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O 'yong nagbayad sa mga komedyante
para insultuhin siya?

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Impostor ka, darling.

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Kalokohan 'yan.

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Alam mong pwede kitang kasuhan
ng defamation?

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Pumunta ako sa bahay ng kapatid mo.
Sinabi niya lahat.

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Alam kong may mga pinatay ka na, at…

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napakasama mong tao!

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-Nandito lahat.
-Talaga?

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Hindi.

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'Yong kapatid ko ang mamamatay-tao.

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Baliw talaga si Ramiro.

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Nakita mo
'yong kalat sa bahay niya, di ba?

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Minsan nga nagbiro siya

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na muntik niyang tirahin
'yong aso, si Tatin.

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Di totoo lahat ng nakuha mo.

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Ano? Sa tingin mo maniniwala ako do'n?

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Oo, mawawala ka dahil do'n.

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Tatin.