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[intriguing music playing]

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[Ana] I'm sorry, but who are you, exactly?

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[Caro] Licha's got colitis. This is Leo.

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[Ana] He's the most suspicious man
I've ever met in my life.

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[Caro] That's exactly
what he said you'd say, so…

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[Chill-aver] I'll be here
tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.

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[Leo] Never thought I'd see
you at a hot water silent rave.

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[Cacho] I'm shutting down
your club, mamacita.

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[Leo] You can't change her destiny,
mamacita. [echoing] Mamacita.

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[Caro] This is Chechi, my new assistant.

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[Leo] The Guillotina. A personal roast.
It's dramatic and dynamic.

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[Leo laughing]

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[Ana] What are you laughing at,
asshole? [echoing] Asshole.

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[upbeat pop music playing]

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CARIZZMA

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-[giggling]
-[footsteps approaching]

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-My love!
-[Leo sighs]

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Someone completely
messed up the invitations.

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Those people are idiots, okay?
They are stupid idiots.

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No, these were printed right.

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No, they spelled my name wrong

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Mm… No, these are perfect.

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"You're invited to the wedding
of Leo and Caro Papandrea."

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But my name is Pardíaco. Caro Pardíaco.

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No, it's no longer Pardíaco.

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Once we're married, it'll be Papandrea.

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What's "Papandrea"?

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It's my name, sweetheart.

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Leo

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Miriam Papandrea.

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And now it's yours too.

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Okay…

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"Caro Papandrea."

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We should send them back anyways
'cause my name's too small.

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"Miriam"?

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Eh… with kids, there’s always a moment

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where you’ve gotta give ‘em
a good ol' "bop" in the head.

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Otherwise, they turn into psychopaths.

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I'm sure you could hug them too.

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Hell if I know.

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Why did you say horrible things
about Caro?

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What're you talking about?

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Somebody paid us to do it.

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Who the fuck paid you? Huh?

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I'm supposed to know?

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I don't even know
what I ate for breakfast.

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Was it this man? Huh?

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I'm not allowed to reveal
my source of income.

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Yes.

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-Do you have proof of it?
-No evidence.

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All off-the-books, all in cash.

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-Then how about you tell me about it?
-[grunts]

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I'm just so excited to be here, and to be
part of something so incredibly special.

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It's such an honor, really!

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I'm obsessed with your idea
to host it in Patagonia.

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Of course, Mili. It was super important
that I hire you for this.

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You helped organize
every big family event,

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and this one is
the biggest event of my life, right?

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So when's your dad coming?

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I just know he's so excited
to see his little princess.

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-Oh! I'll call and tell him to meet us.
-Don't bother.

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She doesn't need her father
to make decisions for her.

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-That's what I'm here to do.
-Right.

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In this case, I'd prefer
if we didn't involve anyone else.

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Not my family, or my friends.

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The point of a wedding is
to bring family and friends together.

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Okay, well,
I'm done with my former friends.

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Ah. Well,
I made the contract with your father.

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Yeah, but that money is his money, right?
So I'm not interested.

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I understand,
but he's the person paying for it.

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[Leo] But I'm not interested in his money.

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I'm sorry. Uh, Caro,
if this is gonna cause this much tension,

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we might as well cancel the wedding.

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Go marry your dad. Use his money.

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No, Leo, please don't say that.
I'm sorry, okay? Okay?

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Then let's move on.

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Okay, first thing, Milagros,
I don't like the palette you sent.

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-It's a horrible selection.
-I'm sorry, Caro selected these colors.

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-I got them from Ana.
-Ah.

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[crockery shattering]

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Forgive me. My hand twitched.

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[tense music playing]

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It's just that Ana's caused us
tremendous, tremendous agony.

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Now, how about we go with… classic colors?

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I'd prefer if we didn't talk about it.
I'm just so broken-hearted.

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[Ana] I can't believe she fired you.

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[Sábado] It's
a very distressing situation.

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The kind of feeling
that defies human language.

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No, we understand.
I mean, she told us all to fuck off too.

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How did we screw this up?

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We didn't do anything.
All of this is because of Leo.

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He's completely brainwashed her.

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It's almost like a cult,

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but it's just one person.

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When someone starts dating someone else,
it's not completely uncommon

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for signs of manipulation
to immediately become apparent.

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Hey, could you speak normally?
For a little?

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Every relationship that exists
is simply a relationship of power.

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Leo doesn't want a relationship with her.

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-Leo wants to murder her.
-[all] What?

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Are you the "Crazy Woman"?

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Yes. It's Malena, Caro.
We've known each other for 15 years.

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Despite the name,
I really identify with your videos,

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but I almost never hear you talk
about periods or menstruation,

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which is super taboo,
so you should address it.

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You're right. I should do that.

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-Can we take a selfie?
-Yeah!

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Um… Sorry,
I need to ask my fiancé for permission.

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-He's holding onto it for me.
-Eh?

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Yeah, like, I'm only allowed to use it for
about three minutes a day, so, ya know…

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That type of behavior's really serious.
He sounds abusive and crazy.

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Whatevs. You're a man-hating feminist.
Of course you'd tell me that.

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Yeah. But either way,
you're a woman of independence.

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I mean, yes, your… your dad bankrolls you,

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but you've changed people's lives!

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Are you artificial? Yes.

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Superficial? Absolutely, yes.

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But you're also an innovator.
Nightclubs, events, cocktails…

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The Baby Jesus was mine.

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So why do you need a man's permission
to be able to use your cell, then?

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Caro, no wealthy bitches need permission.

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[uneasy music playing]

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[Leo] I want pompelmochello,

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limoncello, and lemon champ.

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All non-alcoholic, obviously.

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So, some grapefruit juice,
and soda water with lemon, ice and juice?

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I mean, call it whatever.

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Leo, give me my cell phone.

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You've already used up
your three minutes for today, Caro.

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Don't you want to be free
of the algorithm's suggestions

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and make your own decisions?

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Of course I wanna
make my own decisions. Duh.

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Why don't you go
grab some fresh air, Caro?

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[uneasy music playing]

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Caro?

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I love you so much, babe.

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Okay…

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[man in Spanish] ♪ Look at the city ♪

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♪ Listen to the ones who love you ♪

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♪ So lonely in a sea of people ♪

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♪ Falling, falling, falling ♪

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♪ You won't fall ♪

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♪ You won't fall ♪

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♪ You won't fall ♪

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Wait, do you mean "murder" her literally,
or do you mean it more figuratively?

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Because, you know,
sometimes mortality is symbolic--

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My God, Sábado. I mean literally kill her.

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[Piba] Are you sure?

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It really looks like
he wants to marry her.

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No. You didn't see him at the roast.

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He paid for it!

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Forgive me for asking,
but do we have any proof?

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I got a confession from Félix.
But we're gonna need some more proof.

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Check out this junk.

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Hey, Sábado! Don't get nasty.

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[Sábado] No, not that.

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I mean this hunk-of-junk
that's been sitting in my car.

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The other day,

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some man
with incredibly poor hygiene habits

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tried to deliver something to Caro.

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[intriguing music playing]

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[Sábado] See?

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It's an address… Can you drive us?

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No, I'm sorry.

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I've got work.

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I've gotta get to the airport.

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Normally, I'd love to come, Ana,
but these things can be super scary.

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And I'd prefer to be at home.
But good luck.

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Yeah, unfortunately,
I made plans with Chica. Sorry.

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Okay. It's cool. Ana's got it.

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What's the plan here?

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Pour hot wax
on my teeny-tiny little nipples?

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No, you weird perv.

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Your keyboard is disgusting.

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-How about my ass? Could you wax that?
-I'm not using hot wax at all.

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Then what's the plan here?

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Tell me everything
that you know about Leo.

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[unsettling music playing]

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[neck bones cracking]

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-[Leo] Oh!
-Hey! Don't do that!

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[both chuckling]

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That's the most terrified
I've ever been in my entire life.

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Oh, my love, I'd never hurt you.
Not in a million years!

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Listen up.

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Whatever you're feeling right now,
it's just pre-wedding jitters. Hm?

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You might feel a little afraid,
hyper-alert.

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Just ignore it and block it out.

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It's just your old life trying
to prevent your happiness

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'cause it doesn't want you to evolve.

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That makes so much sense.
That's literally how I've been feeling.

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It feels like there's a knife
in my gut, y'know?

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Like, my insides
are super twisty right now-

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Ah, just ignore me.

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It's silly, I know it is.
I'm being ridiculous.

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-Mm-hmm.
-[Mili] Caro!

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Time to try on the dress!

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Just a sec, Mili! You can't come, okay?

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It's bad luck to see me in my dress.
So you stay right here!

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[Leo] Okay, my love.

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[unsettling music playing]

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[Ana] You fraud!

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What're you doing here, stupid-face.

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[Ana] Oh, who cares?
I've got a stupid-face? Fine.

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But your face looks psychopathic, Leo!

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Oh, I'm sorry, is it Chill-aver?

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Or is it "Cacho,"
the guy who shut down Caro's venue?

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Or is it the bastard who paid
those comedians to insult her?

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-You're an imposter, mamacita!
-[Leo] Please.

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Oh man, now that's a big load of bullshit.

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Do you want me to sue you
for defamation, huh?

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I was at your house!
Your brother told me everything.

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I know you've killed people,
and I know… you're just awful!

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-I got it all figured out.
-Really?

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-Yeah.
-Really?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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See, my brother is the real killer.

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Ramiro's a sicko. You've seen him,
you've seen his room, it's disgusting!

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It's filthy, right?
He's a mess. You know that.

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But wait, it gets worse!

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'Cause that damn pervert joked
about fucking my uncle's dog! Tatín!

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Everything you've got is fake y'know?

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What? I'm not falling for that, idiot.

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Oh yeah.

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You're gonna fall.

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-[unsettling music playing]
-[Ana screaming]

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-[body thuds]
-[Leo breathing heavily]

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[music intensifies]

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[intriguing music playing]

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[music fades]
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