-[cicadas clicking] -[bird hooting eerily]
[distant howling]
-[distant hooting] -[gravel crunching underfoot]
Ugh, oh my God, this is, like, super boring. I can't even.
-Wait a sec. What is that? -[uneasy music plays]
"Or-a-cl-e"? What?
I'm not sure, but I wanna know.
-[Lila] Can't wait. -[Piba] Caro, c'mon!
FORTUNE TELLER
[uneasy music playing]
Your destiny has guided you here.
And now, my work begins, my dears.
So, like, what's an "Or-a-cl-e"?
"Oracle" is how it's pronounced.
And here, your future is announced.
You, like, speak in lyrics. Incredible.
All right. So listen, so what's the deal with your place?
Is there like cover charge for girls?
Your eyes reveal your future.
Sisters should be united, for that is the first law,
because if their friendship wanes
dumb boys will devour them whole.
Here comes this asshat.
He looks at you.
A skinny man,
blond hair, fragile…
He promises all these things
and tells you, "Ah, you're so great."
Why aren't you rhyming now?
When "you" doesn't feel like "you," then remember to ask these two.
Come on, girls. This lady knows nothing. She's just a liar.
-Your papa! -[gasps]
He owns many different companies and has millions of employees.
-You three will have a big fight. -[Lila] Uh-uh.
-That's not happening, okay lady? -Never ever!
-Oh, no? So be it. -[Piba] You're crazy.
[laughing knowingly]
Imbeciles!
[laughing] Get out!
[upbeat pop music playing]
CARIZZMA
[cellphone keypad beeping]
Carolina?
[unsettling music playing]
My love?
Where are you?
Caro!
Carolina, get out here!
[music intensifies]
[electronic beeping]
Operating system online. Start neural network.
Hello there, creator.
Talk to me like a person who knows absolutely everything.
I would be happy to. I am here to answer all your--
Why are you in here? You're supposed to be watching…
I mean, you should be looking out for Carolina.
Caro proposed a new activity called the sleeping game.
It's my turn. I am "asleep."
That game doesn't exist, you robo-moron!
I can sense that you're angry.
Perhaps you are projecting your frustration onto me,
like I'm a mirror.
Are you calling me a moron?
Are you calling yourself a moron?
No, you are. That's all you.
Stupid robo-moron!
-[whirring] -Where… is… Carolina?
[whirring]
Piece of sh…
[unsettling music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
Caro's on her way. Okay, gentlemen, time to hide!
[Lila] You can put the olive oil on yourselves now. Go on.
-Great. -[Sábado] You seem happy.
Yeah. I'm just remembering how much fun it can be to go out alone.
[cell phone buzzing]
-It's Leo! -Have you heard of "Synchronicity"?
A psychology concept in which--
Shh! Hey you.
You told me you were staying home because you weren't feeling "up for much."
But you're not at home, my love, so where are you?
I was there, but I went to see Piba and Lila.
You know, my besties? They called me because Piba's having girlfriend issues.
Piba has a girlfriend? I didn't know that.
Yep. It's Chica.
-You picked "Chica"? -Shh!
Is that Sábado?
No! It was just some dog. I reached down to pet it.
Okay, sorry, I can't talk anymore. Gotta go. Smoochies!
-[keypad beeps] -Caro!
Don't tell him anything if he calls you. Okay?
Say I went to get "cotton candy." That's what we're calling it.
Understood, Caro.
Maybe we should take a moment to reflect on this.
In some ways,
these secrets
can be a form of liberation.
-Okay. -[cell phone buzzing]
-[unsettling music building] -[seething breaths]
[frustrated yelling]
-Whoo! -[Piba and Lila] Whoo!
Hang on, I'm tripping. Slow down!
-Ready? -All right!
Our own private spa!
And strippers!
[both] Spa and strippers!
-[Caro] Whoo! This is amazing! -[Lila] Whoo!
-I love my girls! Whoo! -Hey.
I'm Caro, and my first drink is a pink double-daiquiri!
Of course, it's frozen! Whoo!
-Whoo! -[upbeat dance music playing]
Whoo! All right, horsey!
[stripper nickering]
[delighted squealing]
[upbeat dance music playing]
[all squealing excitedly]
[cell phone ringing]
Hey! It's Caro Pardíaco,
and this is, like, my 14th daiquiri tonight!
-Whoo! We're besties forever! -Besties forever and ever!
-[Caro] Bring it in! -I love you so much, besties!
[cell phone ringing]
-[ringing stops] -What d'you want?
Just shut up and tell me where Carolina is right now, stupid, creepy motherfucker.
I don't know, man. I said I wouldn't follow her anymore.
-I'm at home. -Did you consume an invisibility potion?
Did you consume a dumbass potion?
I went to the house, and I can't find you.
If you're not here, in this rancid-ass room of yours,
you're out there stalking my wife!
You're not married yet, dumbass.
Tell me where she's at,
or I'm gonna grab mommy and show her your search history!
You don't have the balls.
All right, then.
-Ma! -No, wait!
-Wanna see a video of Tatín? -Bro, please don't!
Now where the hell is Carolina?
Oh, Zeus, cast your lightning down on me!
One, two, three!
[upbeat dance music playing]
[Oracle laughing]
He's hanging around, but it's too late now.
The truth will see the light.
Everything will end tonight.
-[laughing] -[Caro] Sorry, what?
We're going out to grab a bit of fresh air.
Okay.
Choo-choo!
[soundscape fades]
[Caro] Oh, what a pretty mask!
Do you like this one? It's totally natural!
-Are you having fun? -What party is this?
Hold up, babe. I feel real weird.
Like I'm forgetting my words, and now I'm trying to get them back.
It's my bachelorette party, technically speaking, but it… Sh
"Cotton candy" is the code-word!
Were you with those strippers?
Yeah, we were dancing! They're so hot, right?
-Milton's a good horsey too! -[neighing]
[uneasy music playing]
[fearful drunken whimpering]
D'you know Leo doesn't have any buddies?
-Seriously? -Yeah, his life sounds super sad, right?
-[chuckling] -Yeah, life without friends is sad!
-Come here, I love you so much, girlie. -I'm so glad we're friends!
Thanks for ruining my life!
Leo told me he's canceling our wedding. Did you hear that?
He doesn't believe me 'cause you told me to lie! You made me!
I hate you. Go! I don't wanna see you anymore.
Leo! Milton, where is he?
Leo, my love, please forgive me. Pl…
A cigarette?
I've only smoked once before.
After that, I decided not to hurt myself anymore.
But after all the suffering and pain you inflicted…
It's not important.
[Caro] You're right.
And you were right, I'm nothing without you.
Please forgive me.
I promise I'll do anything to make it up to you. Anything.
You aren't going to see your friends anymore.
I won't, okay? I hate them. They made me lie to you.
And I want you to fire Sábado.
But Sábado's been my chauffeur, my confidant…
I mean, he's been my driver since I was a little kid.
He was helping you cover up the lie.
When he speaks about you, it's cruel.
And I didn't want to tell you, but he's a bad person.
Okay. I believe you. Whatever you say. Yes, I'll get rid of him next.
Okay.
So, does that mean
the wedding's back on?
[intriguing music playing]
Yes. I'll marry you.
[relieved giggle] Oh my God, I'm so happy!
[intriguing music continues]
[music fades] sic continues]