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-[cicadas clicking]
-[bird hooting eerily]

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[distant howling]

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-[distant hooting]
-[gravel crunching underfoot]

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Ugh, oh my God, this is,
like, super boring. I can't even.

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-Wait a sec. What is that?
-[uneasy music plays]

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"Or-a-cl-e"? What?

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I'm not sure, but I wanna know.

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-[Lila] Can't wait.
-[Piba] Caro, c'mon!

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FORTUNE TELLER

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[uneasy music playing]

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Your destiny has guided you here.

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And now, my work begins, my dears.

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So, like, what's an "Or-a-cl-e"?

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"Oracle" is how it's pronounced.

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And here, your future is announced.

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You, like, speak in lyrics. Incredible.

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All right. So listen,
so what's the deal with your place?

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Is there like cover charge for girls?

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Your eyes reveal your future.

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Sisters should be united,
for that is the first law,

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because if their friendship wanes

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dumb boys will devour them whole.

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Here comes this asshat.

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He looks at you.

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A skinny man,

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blond hair, fragile…

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He promises all these things

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and tells you, "Ah, you're so great."

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Why aren't you rhyming now?

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When "you" doesn't feel like "you,"
then remember to ask these two.

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Come on, girls. This lady knows nothing.
She's just a liar.

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-Your papa!
-[gasps]

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He owns many different companies
and has millions of employees.

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-You three will have a big fight.
-[Lila] Uh-uh.

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-That's not happening, okay lady?
-Never ever!

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-Oh, no? So be it.
-[Piba] You're crazy.

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[laughing knowingly]

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Imbeciles!

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[laughing] Get out!

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[upbeat pop music playing]

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CARIZZMA

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[cellphone keypad beeping]

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Carolina?

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[unsettling music playing]

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My love?

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Where are you?

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Caro!

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Carolina, get out here!

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[music intensifies]

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[electronic beeping]

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Operating system online.
Start neural network.

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Hello there, creator.

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Talk to me like a person
who knows absolutely everything.

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I would be happy to.
I am here to answer all your--

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Why are you in here?
You're supposed to be watching…

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I mean, you should be
looking out for Carolina.

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Caro proposed a new activity
called the sleeping game.

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It's my turn. I am "asleep."

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That game doesn't exist, you robo-moron!

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I can sense that you're angry.

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Perhaps you are projecting
your frustration onto me,

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like I'm a mirror.

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Are you calling me a moron?

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Are you calling yourself a moron?

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No, you are. That's all you.

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Stupid robo-moron!

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-[whirring]
-Where… is… Carolina?

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[whirring]

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Piece of sh…

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[unsettling music playing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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Caro's on her way.
Okay, gentlemen, time to hide!

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[Lila] You can put the olive oil
on yourselves now. Go on.

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-Great.
-[Sábado] You seem happy.

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Yeah. I'm just remembering
how much fun it can be to go out alone.

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[cell phone buzzing]

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-It's Leo!
-Have you heard of "Synchronicity"?

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A psychology concept in which--

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Shh! Hey you.

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You told me you were staying home
because you weren't feeling "up for much."

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But you're not at home,
my love, so where are you?

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I was there,
but I went to see Piba and Lila.

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You know, my besties? They called me
because Piba's having girlfriend issues.

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Piba has a girlfriend? I didn't know that.

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Yep. It's Chica.

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-You picked "Chica"?
-Shh!

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Is that Sábado?

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No! It was just some dog.
I reached down to pet it.

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Okay, sorry, I can't talk anymore.
Gotta go. Smoochies!

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-[keypad beeps]
-Caro!

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Don't tell him anything
if he calls you. Okay?

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Say I went to get "cotton candy."
That's what we're calling it.

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Understood, Caro.

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Maybe we should take a moment
to reflect on this.

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In some ways,

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these secrets

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can be a form of liberation.

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-Okay.
-[cell phone buzzing]

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-[unsettling music building]
-[seething breaths]

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[frustrated yelling]

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-Whoo!
-[Piba and Lila] Whoo!

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Hang on, I'm tripping. Slow down!

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-Ready?
-All right!

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Our own private spa!

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And strippers!

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[both] Spa and strippers!

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-[Caro] Whoo! This is amazing!
-[Lila] Whoo!

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-I love my girls! Whoo!
-Hey.

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I'm Caro, and my first drink
is a pink double-daiquiri!

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Of course, it's frozen! Whoo!

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-Whoo!
-[upbeat dance music playing]

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Whoo! All right, horsey!

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[stripper nickering]

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[delighted squealing]

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[upbeat dance music playing]

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[all squealing excitedly]

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[cell phone ringing]

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Hey! It's Caro Pardíaco,

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and this is, like,
my 14th daiquiri tonight!

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-Whoo! We're besties forever!
-Besties forever and ever!

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-[Caro] Bring it in!
-I love you so much, besties!

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[cell phone ringing]

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-[ringing stops]
-What d'you want?

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Just shut up and tell me where Carolina is
right now, stupid, creepy motherfucker.

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I don't know, man.
I said I wouldn't follow her anymore.

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-I'm at home.
-Did you consume an invisibility potion?

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Did you consume a dumbass potion?

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I went to the house, and I can't find you.

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If you're not here,
in this rancid-ass room of yours,

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you're out there stalking my wife!

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You're not married yet, dumbass.

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Tell me where she's at,

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or I'm gonna grab mommy
and show her your search history!

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You don't have the balls.

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All right, then.

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-Ma!
-No, wait!

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-Wanna see a video of Tatín?
-Bro, please don't!

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Now where the hell is Carolina?

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Oh, Zeus, cast your lightning down on me!

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One, two, three!

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[upbeat dance music playing]

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[Oracle laughing]

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He's hanging around,
but it's too late now.

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The truth will see the light.

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Everything will end tonight.

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-[laughing]
-[Caro] Sorry, what?

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We're going out
to grab a bit of fresh air.

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Okay.

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Choo-choo!

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[soundscape fades]

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[Caro] Oh, what a pretty mask!

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Do you like this one?
It's totally natural!

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-Are you having fun?
-What party is this?

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Hold up, babe. I feel real weird.

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Like I'm forgetting my words,
and now I'm trying to get them back.

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It's my bachelorette party,
technically speaking, but it… Sh

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"Cotton candy" is the code-word!

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Were you with those strippers?

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Yeah, we were dancing!
They're so hot, right?

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-Milton's a good horsey too!
-[neighing]

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[uneasy music playing]

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[fearful drunken whimpering]

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D'you know Leo doesn't have any buddies?

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-Seriously?
-Yeah, his life sounds super sad, right?

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-[chuckling]
-Yeah, life without friends is sad!

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-Come here, I love you so much, girlie.
-I'm so glad we're friends!

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Thanks for ruining my life!

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Leo told me he's canceling our wedding.
Did you hear that?

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He doesn't believe me
'cause you told me to lie! You made me!

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I hate you. Go!
I don't wanna see you anymore.

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Leo! Milton, where is he?

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Leo, my love, please forgive me. Pl…

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A cigarette?

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I've only smoked once before.

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After that,
I decided not to hurt myself anymore.

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But after all the suffering
and pain you inflicted…

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It's not important.

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[Caro] You're right.

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And you were right,
I'm nothing without you.

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Please forgive me.

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I promise I'll do anything
to make it up to you. Anything.

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You aren't going to
see your friends anymore.

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I won't, okay?
I hate them. They made me lie to you.

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And I want you to fire Sábado.

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But Sábado's been my chauffeur,
my confidant…

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I mean, he's been my driver
since I was a little kid.

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He was helping you cover up the lie.

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When he speaks about you, it's cruel.

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And I didn't want to tell you,
but he's a bad person.

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Okay. I believe you. Whatever you say.
Yes, I'll get rid of him next.

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Okay.

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So, does that mean

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the wedding's back on?

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[intriguing music playing]

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Yes. I'll marry you.

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[relieved giggle] Oh my God, I'm so happy!

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[intriguing music continues]

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[music fades]
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