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[man humming]

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[humming continues]

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-[pop music playing]
-[partygoers] Whoo!

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What the hell?!
Why didn't I think of that, dude?

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Yeah, no, Carolina was right after all.
This is the ultimate nightclub.

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It's like a glacier
turned into a nightclub.

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All the drinks are frozen.
I'll never forget it. The frozen…

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Get married?
What are you talking about, dude?

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I'll never get married…
unless I meet the right person.

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Someone who knows what I like
and isn't a psycho.

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Unless it's Leo DiCaprio.

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[loud clank]

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CARIZZMA

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Heya! This is Leo.

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Welcome to our home.
Caro and I love each other.

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We're getting married on my birthday,
making us the couple of the year.

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-[camera clicking]
-Right?

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Ana] Sorry. Excuse me.

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Caro, we gotta sort out
the Strawberry Party at Pertenenciah.

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-Oh!
-We're in the middle of something.

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Handle it. You're in charge.

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This is Ana, Caro's personal assistant.

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Don't mind her. She always
at the house with a butt-ugly face.

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This isn't your house.

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Okay, let's not be negative.

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Up and at 'em, as they say in Punta.
Up and at 'em!

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It's delicious.

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I'm incredibly surprised
Carolina isn't coming to Pertenenciah,

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especially since today's
the Strawberry Party.

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That's the celebration of strawberries,
if I may venture to define the party.

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Yes, it's just that Caro's overwhelmed
with her wedding/birthday.

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How does that make you feel?

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Don't bust my balls, Sábado.

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Wrath. One of the deadly sins.

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It's understandable
it makes you feel that way.

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What the hell is going on?

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Excuse me. What are you doing, sir?

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CLOSED

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I'm Cacho, the food inspector.

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Are you in charge, sugarpie?

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Yes, I have to wait for a delivery--

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The smell of piss on this property
is awful.

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Everyone pisses everywhere but the toilet.

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The stench reaches all the way here.
It's making my eyes water.

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No, I'm calling the manager now.

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Sure, they snort a line
and piss out of their asses, don't they?

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Fugazzeta pizza, boom!

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A big acidic mess. Rally on the floor.

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Terracotta, tiger scratches everywhere.

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I dive headfirst, and I'm in the mud.

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-A disaster.
-What are you saying?

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We have to close down the club, sugarpie.

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[Caro] Ana, it's
my favorite party of the year.

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They're shutting down the club?

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I mean, take care of it.
I'm figuring out where to have my wedday.

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I mean, are you trying to ruin my life?
Ana, what the hell?

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What a moron.

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-Sorry… for butting in.
-[whirring]

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I heard you're looking
for a place for your wedday.

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I can help you.

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Yeah, it's like the most important event
of my life so far,

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and I can't find anything original.

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So excited
to be able to help you with this.

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-I've thought of three options.
-[whirring continues]

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Palacio San Miguel,

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ideal for a Versailles pop-music aesthetic

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and a huge private concert.

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I hadn't thought of that.

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Do you want me to continue
with the other suggestions?

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Okay, go on.

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At La Rural, anything can be set up,

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from a Victoria Secret-style fashion show

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or a Coldplay-style concert
with LED screen.

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No, that seems so tacky, so 2005,
not at all my taste.

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Apologies, I misunderstood you.

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What you are looking for,

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which combines glamour,
exclusivity, and nature,

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doesn't exist in this city.

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Tell me where it is.

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The Luxury Hotel in Bariloche
is located between two majestic lakes.

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It is a dreamlike landscape
with unmatched charm.

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There's the possibility of arranging
private flights for all your guests.

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A luxury.

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-Who are you? Where did you come from?
-Let me introduce myself. I'm Chechi.

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I can be your assistant,
your wedding planner,

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or maybe even… your friend.

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-[enchanting music playing]
-It would be an honor.

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I love you.
Like, are you a robot? Like AI?

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Like, okay, make me
a caramel macchiato with oat milk.

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[clicking]

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-[mechanical buzzing]
-[liquid dripping]

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[Caro] I love what you're saying.
You're so funny.

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Artificial intelligence is creating
a world where it's hilarious.

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I was totally gonna leave my tea
and have the caramel macchiato.

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You're so funny.

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Are you Chechi 'cause of ChatGPT?

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[menacing music playing]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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Hey! Hey, hey! What are you doing here?

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[music fades]

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-To get to the other side.
-[laughing]

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That's like the funniest thing
I've ever heard in my life.

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Caro, don't worry. I'll take care of it.

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The manager still hasn't found
the closure paperwork. It's weird.

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But I promise I'll take care of it, okay?

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Chechi already took care of it.

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-Who?
-This is Chechi, my new assistant.

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-[whirring]
-What?

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I no longer need your services.
Leo told me you couldn't be trusted.

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So I'm cutting ties with you
for good, Fabiana.

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[uneasy music plays]

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Chechi,
another double macchiato with salty milk.

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-My pleasure.
-[whirring]

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-[mechanical buzzing]
-[liquid dripping]

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[eerie music playing]

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What a shame.

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What are you doing here?

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And you? Didn't they tell you
she's cutting ties with you for good?

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How do you know that?

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Soulmates. We tell each other everything.

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There are no secrets between us.

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We're getting married,
even if it hurts, sugarpie.

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I know what you're doing.

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You have no talent,
and you're very aggressive.

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If you really care about Caro,

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I recommend you stay away from her.

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She's living the best moment of her life.

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-[club music playing]
-[crowd cheering]

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[crowd whooping] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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It was such a beautiful night,

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and I looked up and saw the sign,
and like, I got all emotional, you know?

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Like, how could I not?

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Wait, I haven't seen you alone in forever.
You're with Leo all the time.

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Yeah, because we're soulmates,
like Leo says.

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Where's Ana?

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No, let's not talk about Fabiana.
I don't want to comment.

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-What happened?
-Wait. We have a surprise.

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-What is it?
-A bachelorette party!

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I love it! But what is it?

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A bachelorette party!

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I love it, but what are we doing?

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We have to keep it a secret.

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Lío loves secrets.

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No, the point is that Leo doesn't know.

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It's just there are no secrets between us.

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No, no one can know about this.

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It has to stay a secret
between the three of us.

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Okay.

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We can call it something else,
like, I don't know, "cotton ball."

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Let's keep a cotton ball
between us three, which is a secret.

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-What is?
-The cotton ball!

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-[ominous music playing]
-[keys tapping rapidly]

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-Mom, the Internet is out!
-Don't yell, dummy.

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-You're here, dumbass?
-Dumbass?

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I'm rubber. You're glue.
Dumbass squared. Dumbass.

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Stop bothering my woman.

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She'll find out what you're doing.

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Oh really?

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Then I'll show Mom

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the video where you tried to hump Tatín,

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Uncle's dog.

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That was a joke.

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And you left
the dead guy's arm in my fridge.

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Are you insane?

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And you left it in Mom's barbecue freezer.

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That freezer is useless.

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-No, it's not. I use it.
-For what?

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-For juice.
-What?

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Stop bothering Carolina.
She didn't do anything to you, dumbass.

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-Take that off your head.
-Don't touch me.

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If you interfere
with my plans with Caro again,

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I swear I'll kill you.

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-Ah!
-[laughter]

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I love it!

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Whoo!

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[Piba] Cheers!

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[suspenseful music playing]
ns with Caro again,