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CARIZZMA

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Di rin kita inexpect.

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Ang kulit niya.

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Frozen drinks.

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Oo, Caro, frozen 'yong drinks.

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Pinag-uusapan natin ngayon
'yong opening ng show.

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Ewan ko. Kung alin 'yong pinakamahal.

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Mga robot na naka-stilts.

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-Gago talaga.
-Ginulat mo 'ko, Leo.

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-The Guillotine.
-Ano 'yon?

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May kaibigan ako. Siya 'yong nagplano
ng birthday ng Kardashians.

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Sino sa kanila?

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Sino 'yong friend mo?

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Ana, patapusin mo siya. Wag tayong nega.

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Nagtanong ako nang maayos.

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Wow, 'yong Kardashians.

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Inimbento nila lahat,

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'yong mundo ng contouring,
'yong obesession sa mukha at itsura…

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Ang latest trend,
mga birthday sa The Guillotine.

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Parang dynamic roast.

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Roast? Di ba parang inihaw na karne 'yon?

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Di ba fruitvegal ka?

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Hindi, Caro. 'Yong roast,
parang stand-up comedy pero may bullying.

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Ang sama no'n. Very American.

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Mali ka. Wala akong sinabing "roast".

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The Guillotine.

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Iba-ibang komedyante
'yong magbabato ng jokes

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tungkol sa birthday girl.

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Yay! Oo, gusto ko 'yon! Gawin natin 'yon!

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Okay, welcome sa inyong lahat
sa The Guillotine.

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Napakaespesyal ng show natin ngayon.

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Pagkakatuwaan ng mga komedyante natin
ang isang, quote, unquote, star.

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Si Caro Pardíaco.

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Relax lang. Maganda 'to.

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Masayang show 'to.

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Mas malala 'yong makasama
'yong taong nakakatawa 15 years ago.

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Ang tanda mo na.

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Di ako makapaniwala.
Napapatawa ako noon ng loka-lokang 'to.

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Ewan ko kung natatandaan mo,
pero, mga 40 years ago…

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Twenty-nine ako. Magti-30 na.

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Lampas 30 ka na, e.

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Bawal magbanggit ng trabaho
sa nepo baby na 'to, baka magalit.

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Ang alam na linya ng trabaho,
'yong linyang sinisinghot ng nanay niya.

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-Di nakakatawa 'yon.
-Totoo 'yon.

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Ano'ng tinatawanan mo?

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Ano'ng trabaho mo?

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Mukhang pumipitik ka lang ng mani
buong araw.

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-May mga nightclub ako.
-Ewan ko.

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Caro, tara na.

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Caro, nanuhol yata 'yong tatay mo
para sa mga club na 'yon.

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Di ko maintindihan.

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Bigay 'yon sa 'yo ni Daddy.

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Imbes na mahalin siya,
binibigay ni Daddy lahat ng gusto niya.

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Mahal niya ako!

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-Talaga ba, tangang blonde?
-Ibang klase talaga.

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Ma, di pwede ngayon.

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Tuloy tayo sa The Guillotine.

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Nabalitaan n'yo ba
'yong tangang pumunta sa Japan?

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Gusto niyang mag-jacuzzi,

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pero nalito siya at sumali sa Yakuza.

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Caro, okay ka lang?
Pinapunta ko na dito si Sábado.

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Ayokong makakita ng tao.

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-Iwan mo ako.
-Hindi, Caro.

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-Masasama 'yong sinabi nila.
-Totoo lahat 'yon.

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Wag mo 'kong gawing tanga.

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Di ka tanga.

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Mahal kita at hanga ako sa 'yo.
Maraming humahanga sa 'yo.

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Wala akong alam.

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May sobrang laking mana lang ako.

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Kaya lumalapit sa 'kin ang tao.

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Weird siya.

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Sa tingin ko, unstable siya.

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Mga gago kayo.

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Nakita n'yong galit na siya,
pero tinuloy n'yo pa rin.

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Pinaiyak n'yo siya.

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Ang galing no'n.

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Two hundred dollars.

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Dapat 200 dollars bawat isa.

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Paghati-hatian n'yo na 'yan.
May deal na kami no'ng maliit.

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Sorry, mali 'yong nai-deal ko.
Di dapat ako humihithit sa umaga.

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Honey, kumuha ka ng beer mo,
tequeños, ice cream. May gusto ka ba?

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Oo naman.

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-Sige.
-Tequeño.

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Beer at tequeños, ano'ng kinakain mo?

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Harina, taba, alcohol?

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Ba't di mo subukang mag-exercise,
o i-invest mo 'yong pera mo, hampaslupa?

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Caro.

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Caro, nagi-guilty ako.

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Nagkamali ako. Sorry.

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-Tumawa ka sa mga sinabi nila.
-Hindi, di ako tumawa.

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Di nga ako natuwa sa ginawa nila.

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Okay ka lang ba?

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Di mo ako kailangang i-comfort, okay?
Di ako umiiyak.

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Di ko akalaing gagawin nila 'yon sa 'yo.

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Totoo naman lahat ng sinabi nila.
Pero alam mo?

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Kailangan ko 'yon. May mga na-realize ako.

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Caro, gusto mo, mag-joyride tayo?

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Okay.

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Salamat, Leo.

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Nakatulong 'yon para luminaw ang isip ko.
Mas kalmado na 'ko.

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At alam mo ba?

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Masaya ako pag kasama kita.

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Sa paglipas ng panahon,
may mga sugat na makakabuti pala sa 'tin.

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Hinuhubog nila 'yong future natin.

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Pinapakita nila kung sino tayo.

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O kung sino'ng gusto nating maging.

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Iba dapat ipapangalan nila sa 'kin,
pero may karisma daw ako na parang Caro.

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Maganda ang isang Caro na may karisma.

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Maganda at karismatikong Caro.

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Carizzma. Ang kulit ko, 'no?

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Ganito.

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No'ng mga nakaraang araw, iniisip ko

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na gusto ko, habang nabubuhay ako

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may mabuti akong makakasama at masaya ako.

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At iisang tao lang
ang pwede kong makasamang gawin 'yon.

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CARO, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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Oo!

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Oo?

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-Oo.
-Talaga?

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Nagsalin ng Subtitle: Ivy Grace Quinto
amang gawin 'yon.