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Ang sayang kasama
nina Ryan Reynolds at Hugh Jackman.

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-Oo, nakita ko.
-Napanood mo?

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Oo, mahilig ako sa movies.

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Ang ganda ng chemistry namin.

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Kung mag-jowa tayo,
sisikat tayo sa social media.

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Imagine, magpo-post tayo
ng collabs natin araw-araw.

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-Nasa taas 'yong handles natin. Ayos!
-Oo.

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-Ano'ng dadalhin mo sa isla?
-Bored ka na sa 'kin.

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Hindi, okay lang. Magsi-CR lang ako.

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Boring ako. Magsi-CR ka, e.

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Di talaga ako interesting.
Gano'n talaga ang mga tao.

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Ifa-follow ka. Magugustuhan ka,
mamahalin ka, tapos ayaw na.

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Ia-unfollow ka tapos ika-cancel ka
kasi may sinabi kang di nila gusto.

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Iihi lang ako.

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Mismo, umaalis ang mga tao.
Aalis ka na rin.

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-Relax, Jero.
-Di Jero ang pangalan ko.

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Jero ang tawag sa 'kin ng mama ko
pag galit siya.

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Weird na pag-usapan siya sa date.

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Miss ko na 'yong mama ko.

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Kalokohan 'to.

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Okay.

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CARIZZMA

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Oo, umiiyak din daw si Grego sa dates

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tapos magpapa-repost sa 'yo
ng sponsored posts.

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Oo, ang weird niya talaga.

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Girls, hirap na hirap ako
sa hydration trend na 'to.

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Ilang litro ba 'yon?

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Twenty every 12 hours
o 12 every 20 o kung ano. Ewan ko.

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Uy, girl, 'yong guy sa Money Catch,
kailan mo siya imi-meet?

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Bukas, pero di ako umaasa, Piba.

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Di ako magkaka-boyfriend bago ako mag-30.

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Naka-five liters na 'ko. Di ko na kaya.

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Pag-usapan natin 'yong birthday show mo.
Si Emilia o si Nicki?

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Ewan ko, isang magician o kaya clown.
Wala akong pakialam.

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Caro, 30th birthday mo 'to,
mas importante pa 'to sa quinceañera mo.

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Di ko naisip na gano'n 'yon.

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Ihing-ihi na talaga ako.

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Puputok na 'yong pantog ko.

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-Girl, tara na sa CR.
-Tingnan n'yo, si Leo!

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Friends lang kami ngayon,
pero iwan n'yo muna ako.

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Oorder ako ng cookies
para sa dessert table.

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Okay.

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-Lio.
-Natagalan ka, a. Okay ka lang?

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Okay lang ako. Kasama ko
'yong best friends ko, sina Piba at Lila.

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-Kumusta 'yong date?
-Ang gulo.

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-Iba na lang pag-usapan natin.
-Ano na'ng gagawin mo?

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Manonood ako ng bagong video
ng The Pharaoh.

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Ako rin. Gusto ko 'yon.

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Akala ko di ka nanonood sa screen.

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Mali 'yong dinig ko.

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Sinasabi ko lang na fan ako ng Egypt
at gusto ko ng pharaohs.

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Magsabi ka nga ng pangalan ng pharaoh.

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Wag kang sumabat, Ana.

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Walang pangalan ang pharaohs.

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Pharaoh si Cleopatra.

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-Ba't nandito ka?
-Tumawag 'yong dad mo.

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Tinanong kung alam mo na
kung saan ka magbi-birthday.

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Mamaya na tayo mag-usap.

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At Ana, para malaman mo,

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alam kong mga pharaoh
sina Neufretiti at Nofret.

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Obvious na nagbabasa ka, cheater.

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Alam kong iniingatan mo si Caro,
pero ayaw mo talaga sa 'kin.

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Sa'n ka pupunta?

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Tapos na 'yong screen time ko.
Good luck sa date bukas.

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Okay. Kisses.

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Ana, tigilan mo na si Leo.

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Kung hindi,
maghahanap ako ng ibang assistant.

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Diyos ko, ayaw tumigil ng ihi ko.

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Girl, baka naman 2.0 'yon,
hindi 20 liters ng tubig.

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Girls, alam n'yo ba 'yong apelyido ni Leo?

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Di ba Leo lang siya?

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Oo, parang si Leo DiCaprio.

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DiCaprio ang apelyido ni Leo DiCaprio.

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Baka DiCaprio din
'yong apelyido ng Leo na 'yan, Ana.

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Bakit? Ano'ng meron?

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Ginoogle ko siya pero di ko siya mahanap.

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Sobrang kaduda-duda ng taong 'to.

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Gusto akong sisantehin ni Caro.

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Relax ka lang. Kabado si Caro.

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May date siya bukas
sa isang ka-match niya.

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-Magiging okay 'yon. Wag kang mag-alala.
-Parang nakakatuwa siya.

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Nakakaloka, pinili mo nang araw
'tong lugar na 'to.

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Ewan ko.
Gusto ko 'to kasi parang outing na rin.

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-Parang…
-Caro, makinig ka.

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Pumalpak ako kagabi. Inaamin ko.

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At sobrang ganda mo.

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Ano'ng dadalhin mo sa isla?

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'Yong mga parrot, ha?
Ayaw tumahimik ng mga ibong 'yon.

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Ewan ko ba.
Sobrang init at sobrang lamig, 'no?

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Hindi, actually, mainit,
parang nasa 40 degrees.

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Sabi ko, "Pupunta ako sa lawa!"
Tapos sabi ko, "Di na pala, nakakadiri."

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Oo nga! Makinig ka.

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May apartment sa Colegiales ang mama ko,
at nasa Mexico ang kapatid ko,

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kaya pagkakakitaan ko 'yon.
Di ko sasabihin sa kanya.

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Nag-e-enjoy talaga ako.

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-Ikaw?
-Enjoy talaga.

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Oo nga. 'Yong maliliit mong mata!
Kumurap-kurap ka nga?

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Grabe, pinapakilig mo 'ko.

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Ilalagay kita sa cover ng Rock and Roll.

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Malaki 'yong kinita ko, as in malaki,
no'ng nagka-bank freeze.

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Gusto mong malaman
kung ano'ng dadalhin ko sa isla?

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Excuse me. May tumatawag.

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Hindi, sorry.

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Hindi, Mariano, ang tanga mo.

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Sorry. Wag kang pupunta sa bahay.
Andun si Romina at ang mga bata, Mariano!

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Baliw ka ba?

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-Adik ka, Mariano.
-Fer!

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-Papunta na ako, gago!
-Di ako marunong bumalik!

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Ano ba'ng pinasok mo?

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Isang pond.

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Nagiging exciting na ang pagde-date.

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Caro, gaya ng lagi kong sinasabi,
third time's a charm.

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Bumagsak ka sa puwet mo.

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Bukas, makikita mo na 'yong hinahanap mo.

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Magtiwala ka.

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Oo, aalagaan talaga ako ng date ko bukas.

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Gusto ko 'yong profile niya,
high-performance athlete.

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Mabait talaga siya.

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Alam mo ba 'yong sparkling at still?

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-Oo naman.
-Tumahimik ka. Nagsasalita ako.

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Kung sparkling water ang order ng babae,
dapat may bubbles 'yong dala mong bote.

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-O gusto mo, ako'ng maglagay no'n?
-Okay lang 'yong still water.

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Hindi.

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Mag-sorry ka sa kanya.

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-Sorry ho, miss.
-Okay lang. Pinapatawad ko siya.

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Relax. Okay lang 'yon.

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Wag kang tanga. Wag kang magpaapi.

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Di ako tanga.

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-May tatawagan lang ako.
-Di ka aalis.

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-Tatawag lang ako!
-Di mo alam kung ano'ng meron ka!

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Tama na. Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

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Caro!

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No'ng makita kitang may ibang kasama
at nasa panganib,

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na-realize ko, gusto kong maging akin ka.

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Gusto ko, akin ka.

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Di 'yong nang-aangkin,
kundi 'yong may pagmamahal.

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Parang pag may pag-aari kang mahal mo.

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'Yan na yata 'yong pinaka-sweet
na narinig ko.

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Magki-kiss ba tayo?

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Di ako nag-shampoo.

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Ano'ng dadalhin mo sa isla?

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Wala na akong kailangan kung kasama kita.

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Naghihintay na ang karwahe mo, prinsesa.

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Sana di ka maging kalabasa
bago maghatinggabi.

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Si Sábado 'yon, driver ko.

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Susunduin niya kami nina Piba at Lila.

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Hoy, pogi.

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Ano, pare?

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Ba't mo ako sinuntok sa mukha?
Wala sa usapan 'yon.

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-Iba 'yong presyo no'n.
-Di ko akalaing duwag ka.

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'Yong parte ko rin.

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Sinuntok mo ako no'ng natumba ako.
Gago ka.

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Sorry, nag-improvise lang ako.
Sabi niya, kahit ano, pwede.

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Eto.

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'Yong 200 dollars n'yo.

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Sino ba 'yong tangang 'yon?

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Wag kang magsalita nang ganyan sa kanya.

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Magiging asawa ko ang tangang 'yon.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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Chill ka lang, p're.

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