[upbeat jazz music playing]
[man] Interviewing both Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds was insane.
[Caro] I'm sure it was.
-[man] Did you see the movie? -[Caro] Yes! I love movies.
You know, I gotta say, I'm really feeling this chemistry between us.
If we were a couple, we'd be dominating social media and posting these collabs
with our little Insta handles at the top.
-What would you bring to a desert island? -Sorry, this is boring.
No, no, no, it's okay. I've gotta go pee.
When people are bored, they get up and go. That's what everyone does.
One second, they're following you and they love you,
then they hate you and unfollow you.
Then suddenly they all cancel you because they didn't like something you--
-I'm just gonna go-- -Now you're gonna leave. Everybody leaves!
-No one ever stays! -Just relax, Jero!
My name's not Jero! That's what my mom calls me when she's pissed at me!
Damn it, now I've ruined everything!
Man, why'd I bring up my mom? You're such a weirdo, Jero.
Okay…
[upbeat pop music playing]
CARIZZMA
[Piba] Yeah, it's like a whole thing.
He'll have a freak-out, then he makes a sponsored post and begs you to share it.
Okay, yeah, it was super weird.
I swear, this new hydration trend feels more like bladder torture.
What was the goal again?
Twenty liters every 12 hours. Or, like, 12 every… I can't… I don't know.
Oh, hey, what about that guy from Money Catch? When's that date?
Tomorrow, but honestly, I'm not getting my hopes up, Piba.
Getting a boyfriend before I turn 30 just isn't realistic.
I'm five liters in, and I can't take it anymore. I'm done.
[Piba] Let's just focus on the party. Now, for the singers,
we could get Emilia or Nicki…
Just get some kind of magician or a clown or whatever. Doesn't matter.
Caro! Come on, it's your 30th birthday. That's two quinces in one.
Hmm. Well, I guess, when you put it like that…
Okay. I can't do this. I really, really can't.
My water's gonna break. I think my swim bladder's overflowing.
[Piba] Come on, girl. You gotta pee.
Hey, look. It's Leo! You can stay. We're just friends.
But whatev. Bye. Don't come back! Kidding!
[Piba] I'll order the cookies.
-Amazing! -[phone buzzing]
-Leo! -You took so long to answer me.
Sorry, I've been hanging with Piba and Lila. You know, my besties?
-How was the date? -Disaster.
-Hmm. -I can't even talk about it.
-So what's next for you? -La Faraona has a new video out today.
Nice! I'm a big fan of his.
Wait. Aren't you super anti-screen?
Oh! I guess my phone cut out.
I got excited because I heard "pharaoh." I love Egyptian history.
Really? Tell me the name of a pharaoh, then.
Please don't butt in, Ana.
I don't think any of them had one.
Cleopatra was a pharaoh, right?
-Why are you here? -[Leo tapping on phone]
Your dad called. He wanted to know if you've found a venue for the party.
-Oh. -[Leo] Okay, I gotta go.
And, Ana, just so you know,
I know Nefrutiti and Neufret. That's two pharaohs.
You're obviously lying. You just looked it up online.
I know you're looking out for Caro,
but it's really obvious you're biased against me.
Wait, wait, wait. Don't go.
Sorry, my screen time limit's almost up. Hey, enjoy your date tomorrow.
Okay.
Kisses.
Ana, if you're just gonna attack Leo,
I'll be forced to find another, nicer assistant.
[Lila sighing]
Jesus, it just keeps coming out of me, doesn't it?
Hey, Lila, do you think it was actually 2.0 liters,
not 20 whole liters?
What's Leo's last name? Or has nobody figured it out?
Isn't it just "Leo"?
I thought it was Leo DiCaprio.
His name is not DiCaprio. That's a different person.
What if this Leo's last name is also DiCaprio, Ana?
[Piba] Why are you asking?
[Ana] 'Cause when I google him, nothing comes up.
He's the most suspicious man I've ever met.
And Caro wants to fire me now.
Just relax.
Caro's nervous 'cause she's got her date with the other guy tomorrow.
-It's gonna go great. Don't worry. -I'm sure he'll be nice and normal too.
I can't believe you chose this lovely place, and now we're here,
and the sun is shining.
I'm just really happy. It's almost like…
It sort of feels like we're on a little outing together.
Caro. Sorry, but I went all out last night.
Just want to be honest. I did.
God, you're so crazy beautiful, you know? [snorts]
-What would you bring to a desert island? -Oh! [laughs]
These parrots! They never stop squawking, do they? It's crazy.
Are you feeling this heat? It's a freezing heat. Or no?
Yeah, they said it was supposed to get up to 100.
I thought about jumping in the lake earlier today,
but lake water is pretty gross. Ha!
[man] It is! Hey, listen to this.
My mother has an apartment in Colegiales, and my brother lives in Mexico,
so I said, "Let's sell it." I ain't gonna tell my brother.
-I'm having a great time. [snorts] You? -So great.
Yeah! My God, just look at those eyes. Now bat a lash for me.
You're killing me! That look!
I'd book you as a model for a rock magazine.
Hey, seriously, I used to make moola, got it? During the corralito.
Tell me what I'd bring to a desert island.
-[phone rings] -No. No, I'm sorry. My phone keeps…
No! I'm sorry. Just let me… [panting]
No, stop it! Mariano! What are you doing, you idiot?
Wait, I'm sorry. No! Stop! You can't go home!
Romina's there with the girls! You're sick, Mariano!
-You're a sick, sick man! -[Caro] Hey, Fer?
-You're a junkie! I'm on my way, asshole. -How do I get back? Hey!
-What happened to you? -I waded through the lake.
Dating can be a bit of a wild ride.
Well, third time's the charm, right? That's what I always say.
-[grunts] -[Caro laughs]
You landed on your whole ass!
[both laughing]
[upbeat pop music playing]
[Leo] Tomorrow you'll find what you're looking for.
Trust me.
Yeah, um, he does seem like a really supportive person.
And I loved his profile. Supercute athletic boys are…
And he's nice, too, so… Yeah.
-You know what kind of water this is? -[waiter] Yes, sir, I do.
Shut up, I'm talking. If the lady here asks for sparkling water,
then the water that you give her should have bubbles.
You expect me to fix this?
-I'm fine with still water. It's okay. -Like hell it is.
Apologize to her.
-I apologize. -It's fine. You're forgiven.
Stop it, Ignacio Hugo. I like both types of bottled water.
Are you crazy? Stand up for yourself.
I'm not crazy. You're crazy!
-I've gotta make a call. -You're not going anywhere.
You can't tell me what I can and can't do! [yells]
[dramatic music playing]
[man] Stop it! Seriously! Stop it!
-[gentle guitar music playing] -[man singing in Spanish]
[Leo] Caro!
[Leo panting]
Seeing you with those awful men,
it made me realize that all I want is to be with you.
I want to own you, Caro.
Not in a possessive way, but in a loving way.
Like, uh… Like…
Like when you own something, but it's wrapped in love.
That's the most romantic thing that somebody's ever said to me.
-So, do we kiss now? -[laughs softly]
No, my hair is really dirty.
What would you bring to a deserted island?
-I wouldn't need anything if I bring you. -[gasps]
[car horn toots]
Looks like your carriage is waiting, princess.
I just hope you make it back before the magic wears off.
That's Sábado, my driver.
He and Piba and Lila are looking for me.
[ethereal pop music playing]
[tense music playing]
[Ignacio] Hey, pretty boy.
Sup, man?
You barely missed my eye.
That wasn't part of the deal.
-That costs extra. -Not my fault you couldn't handle it.
And you better pay me too.
Why'd you kick me back there? You're an idiot.
I'm sorry, I improvised. He said anything goes, so…
Come on.
Two-hundred dollars.
Who's the bimbo girl?
[gasps]
Don't you ever talk about her like that, understand?
'Cause that "bimbo" girl is going to be my wife!
Okay?
[moans] Okay!
[waiter] Calm down, man.
[upbeat rock music playing]
[singing in Spanish]
[song ends] Spanish]