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[upbeat jazz music playing]

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[man] Interviewing both Hugh Jackman
and Ryan Reynolds was insane.

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[Caro] I'm sure it was.

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-[man] Did you see the movie?
-[Caro] Yes! I love movies.

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You know, I gotta say, I'm really feeling
this chemistry between us.

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If we were a couple, we'd be dominating
social media and posting these collabs

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with our little Insta handles at the top.

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-What would you bring to a desert island?
-Sorry, this is boring.

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No, no, no, it's okay. I've gotta go pee.

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When people are bored, they get up and go.
That's what everyone does.

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One second, they're following you
and they love you,

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then they hate you and unfollow you.

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Then suddenly they all cancel you
because they didn't like something you--

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-I'm just gonna go--
-Now you're gonna leave. Everybody leaves!

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-No one ever stays!
-Just relax, Jero!

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My name's not Jero! That's what my mom
calls me when she's pissed at me!

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Damn it, now I've ruined everything!

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Man, why'd I bring up my mom?
You're such a weirdo, Jero.

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Okay…

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[upbeat pop music playing]

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CARIZZMA

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[Piba] Yeah, it's like a whole thing.

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He'll have a freak-out, then he makes
a sponsored post and begs you to share it.

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Okay, yeah, it was super weird.

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I swear, this new hydration trend
feels more like bladder torture.

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What was the goal again?

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Twenty liters every 12 hours.
Or, like, 12 every… I can't… I don't know.

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Oh, hey, what about that guy
from Money Catch? When's that date?

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Tomorrow, but honestly,
I'm not getting my hopes up, Piba.

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Getting a boyfriend
before I turn 30 just isn't realistic.

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I'm five liters in,
and I can't take it anymore. I'm done.

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[Piba] Let's just focus on the party.
Now, for the singers,

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we could get Emilia or Nicki…

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Just get some kind of magician
or a clown or whatever. Doesn't matter.

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Caro! Come on, it's your 30th birthday.
That's two quinces in one.

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Hmm. Well, I guess,
when you put it like that…

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Okay. I can't do this.
I really, really can't.

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My water's gonna break.
I think my swim bladder's overflowing.

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[Piba] Come on, girl. You gotta pee.

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Hey, look. It's Leo!
You can stay. We're just friends.

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But whatev. Bye. Don't come back! Kidding!

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[Piba] I'll order the cookies.

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-Amazing!
-[phone buzzing]

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-Leo!
-You took so long to answer me.

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Sorry, I've been hanging with
Piba and Lila. You know, my besties?

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-How was the date?
-Disaster.

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-Hmm.
-I can't even talk about it.

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-So what's next for you?
-La Faraona has a new video out today.

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Nice! I'm a big fan of his.

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Wait. Aren't you super anti-screen?

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Oh! I guess my phone cut out.

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I got excited because I heard "pharaoh."
I love Egyptian history.

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Really? Tell me the name
of a pharaoh, then.

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Please don't butt in, Ana.

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I don't think any of them had one.

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Cleopatra was a pharaoh, right?

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-Why are you here?
-[Leo tapping on phone]

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Your dad called. He wanted to know
if you've found a venue for the party.

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-Oh.
-[Leo] Okay, I gotta go.

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And, Ana, just so you know,

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I know Nefrutiti and Neufret.
That's two pharaohs.

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You're obviously lying.
You just looked it up online.

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I know you're looking out for Caro,

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but it's really obvious
you're biased against me.

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Wait, wait, wait. Don't go.

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Sorry, my screen time limit's almost up.
Hey, enjoy your date tomorrow.

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Okay.

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Kisses.

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Ana, if you're just gonna attack Leo,

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I'll be forced
to find another, nicer assistant.

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[Lila sighing]

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Jesus, it just keeps coming out of me,
doesn't it?

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Hey, Lila, do you think
it was actually 2.0 liters,

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not 20 whole liters?

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What's Leo's last name?
Or has nobody figured it out?

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Isn't it just "Leo"?

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I thought it was Leo DiCaprio.

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His name is not DiCaprio.
That's a different person.

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What if this Leo's last name
is also DiCaprio, Ana?

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[Piba] Why are you asking?

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[Ana] 'Cause when I google him,
nothing comes up.

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He's the most suspicious man
I've ever met.

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And Caro wants to fire me now.

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Just relax.

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Caro's nervous 'cause she's got her date
with the other guy tomorrow.

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-It's gonna go great. Don't worry.
-I'm sure he'll be nice and normal too.

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I can't believe you chose
this lovely place, and now we're here,

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and the sun is shining.

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I'm just really happy. It's almost like…

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It sort of feels like
we're on a little outing together.

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Caro. Sorry, but I went
all out last night.

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Just want to be honest. I did.

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God, you're so crazy beautiful,
you know? [snorts]

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-What would you bring to a desert island?
-Oh! [laughs]

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These parrots! They never stop squawking,
do they? It's crazy.

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Are you feeling this heat?
It's a freezing heat. Or no?

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Yeah, they said
it was supposed to get up to 100.

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I thought about jumping in the lake
earlier today,

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but lake water is pretty gross. Ha!

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[man] It is! Hey, listen to this.

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My mother has an apartment in Colegiales,
and my brother lives in Mexico,

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so I said, "Let's sell it."
I ain't gonna tell my brother.

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-I'm having a great time. [snorts] You?
-So great.

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Yeah! My God, just look at those eyes.
Now bat a lash for me.

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You're killing me! That look!

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I'd book you as a model
for a rock magazine.

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Hey, seriously, I used to make moola,
got it? During the corralito.

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Tell me what I'd bring to a desert island.

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-[phone rings]
-No. No, I'm sorry. My phone keeps…

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No! I'm sorry. Just let me… [panting]

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No, stop it! Mariano!
What are you doing, you idiot?

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Wait, I'm sorry.
No! Stop! You can't go home!

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Romina's there with the girls!
You're sick, Mariano!

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-You're a sick, sick man!
-[Caro] Hey, Fer?

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-You're a junkie! I'm on my way, asshole.
-How do I get back? Hey!

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-What happened to you?
-I waded through the lake.

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Dating can be a bit of a wild ride.

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Well, third time's the charm, right?
That's what I always say.

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-[grunts]
-[Caro laughs]

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You landed on your whole ass!

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[both laughing]

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[upbeat pop music playing]

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[Leo] Tomorrow you'll find
what you're looking for.

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Trust me.

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Yeah, um, he does seem
like a really supportive person.

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And I loved his profile.
Supercute athletic boys are…

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And he's nice, too, so… Yeah.

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-You know what kind of water this is?
-[waiter] Yes, sir, I do.

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Shut up, I'm talking.
If the lady here asks for sparkling water,

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then the water that you give her
should have bubbles.

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You expect me to fix this?

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-I'm fine with still water. It's okay.
-Like hell it is.

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Apologize to her.

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-I apologize.
-It's fine. You're forgiven.

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Stop it, Ignacio Hugo.
I like both types of bottled water.

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Are you crazy? Stand up for yourself.

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I'm not crazy. You're crazy!

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-I've gotta make a call.
-You're not going anywhere.

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You can't tell me
what I can and can't do! [yells]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[man] Stop it! Seriously! Stop it!

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-[gentle guitar music playing]
-[man singing in Spanish]

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[Leo] Caro!

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[Leo panting]

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Seeing you with those awful men,

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it made me realize
that all I want is to be with you.

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I want to own you, Caro.

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Not in a possessive way,
but in a loving way.

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Like, uh… Like…

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Like when you own something,
but it's wrapped in love.

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That's the most romantic thing
that somebody's ever said to me.

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-So, do we kiss now?
-[laughs softly]

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No, my hair is really dirty.

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What would you bring to a deserted island?

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-I wouldn't need anything if I bring you.
-[gasps]

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[car horn toots]

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Looks like your carriage is waiting,
princess.

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I just hope you make it back
before the magic wears off.

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That's Sábado, my driver.

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He and Piba and Lila are looking for me.

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[ethereal pop music playing]

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[tense music playing]

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[Ignacio] Hey, pretty boy.

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Sup, man?

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You barely missed my eye.

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That wasn't part of the deal.

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-That costs extra.
-Not my fault you couldn't handle it.

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And you better pay me too.

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Why'd you kick me back there?
You're an idiot.

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I'm sorry, I improvised.
He said anything goes, so…

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Come on.

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Two-hundred dollars.

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Who's the bimbo girl?

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[gasps]

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Don't you ever
talk about her like that, understand?

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'Cause that "bimbo" girl
is going to be my wife!

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Okay?

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[moans] Okay!

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[waiter] Calm down, man.

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[upbeat rock music playing]

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[singing in Spanish]

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[song ends]
Spanish]