[ethereal music playing]
[Caro] Where am I?
Piba? Lila? Amigas?
Wait. Who are you?
No, I'm Caro Pardíaco!
No! I don't understand! What are you saying?
I'm Caro! Ah!
As you can imagine, it was literally traumatizing.
Like, I opened my eyes and looked around,
and there's all these doppel-creepers, like some nightmare,
but it was, like, totally real.
I've woken up like that, too, all dazed, with a group of people up in my face.
-I mean, it's just… -Really?
Oh. But they're Miguels?
-No, no, no. They were all Caros. -[all] Ah!
-Like a bunch of Caros? -I guess I'm everyone's dream girl?
[man 2] So, Caro, you're about to turn 30, which is such a huge milestone,
so, as an early birthday surprise, our own Betu is doing the menu.
Yes. Actually, I've already been chatting with your party planner,
and she wanted me to get your thoughts on the macarons.
-Did you want matcha? -Yes.
-Lemon? -I'm not sure yet.
-Strawberry? -Yeah. Strawberry forever!
Of course. And, like, a flat white?
Oh, absolutely. But do you have any other coffee-like flavors?
How about caramel macchiato?
Yes! Caramel macchiato! J'adore!
Would you also be interested in having empanadas?
Just as a little treat for when people get there.
[Caro] Okay.
[Betu] These are beef ones, fried in pork fat. What do you think?
Ah. Okay. Wow. You're, like, really going for it.
Whoo!
Sorry, but I heard that you wanted to introduce us
to your handsome gentleman friend?
Let's just say that this person is super important and super special.
[woman] Oh!
[man 3] Could we get a handheld mic for our friend over here?
No need to schmooze. He's not in the business.
[man 3] Well!
-Check him out. Well done. -[woman] Wow. He's really cute.
As if.
-He seems a little shy. -I'm getting DiCaprio, no?
-Yes! -[man 2] I'm also getting K-pop vibes too.
-Hey, man. How's it going? -[Leo] Hey.
[man 3] Sorry to put you on the spot here, but after seeing you with Caro,
we just wanted to know if the two of you are dating.
No. She's just my friend.
Oh. Well…
-[woman] Caro's, like, frozen. -[man] That was… Yikes.
[woman] Wow.
[audience laughing]
-Well… -[Betu] All right.
[woman] Let's break.
[upbeat pop music playing]
CARIZZMA
[man] They were all Caros.
Caro, Sábado just pulled up. We're meeting with the other catering company for lunch.
Actually, Leo asked if he could take me to a place with some healthier options.
Sorry. I didn't mean to compromise your schedule.
No, you're completely fine.
-[man] Caro! Group photo! -Ah! Be right back.
[mysterious music playing]
One of your eyes is brown.
You know, that's actually really racist.
So, you use color contacts?
[Leo laughs]
[Leo sighs] I didn't wanna say it in front of Betular
'cause I didn't wanna embarrass you,
but consuming the carcass of an animal
after frying the whole thing in another animal's body fat
is completely perverse.
It's like how when you see a dog
and it decides to put its tongue in its butt or on its ballsack.
I see. I never thought about it like that.
That's why I wanted to bring you here. To open your eyes to this delicacy.
"El shawaleed."
It's 100% seaweed.
And it's soft-boiled.
Take a bite.
[both] Mm! Mm!
[Caro] It was shocking at first,
but I like that it's healthy and original.
Honestly, even in terms of looks and texture,
it's nowhere near the worst thing I've ever seen.
So, okay, it isn't really aesthetic, but it's surprisingly good.
I'm sorry, babe, but you've got the stank of harbor on you.
You gotta think of the VIPs, girl.
You can't serve them seaweed that was pulled straight from the ocean.
They're gonna tear you to shreds.
Well, healthy people eat healthy. That's what Leo says.
You shouldn't listen to him. He's like as toxic as they come.
Well, that's exactly what he said you'd say. So!
[Ana] Did he also tell you his eyes are fake?
He wears colored contacts, Caro. You barely even know this guy.
Fair point. Do you know about this guy, Lila?
[gasps]
No, I don't know anything either.
We don't know where he's from, where he went to school,
if he prefers winter to summer. Those are important details, Caro!
You're just jealous of me, right? That's what Leo said.
You're all plotting against me, aren't you?
'Cause you can't stand to see me in love.
See? That guy is manipulating her.
You know, I've never seen Caro like this.
Passionate, in love. She does look more beautiful than usual.
[Piba] I know. We really messed up.
Let's support her from now on, okay?
Leo. Yes, I know I'm a bit psychopathic for calling you up. I'm sorry.
But is it cool if I come over?
[mysterious music playing]
Ma! The Internet's out!
And for some reason, the orangutan grabs my rear
and starts caressing it without warning.
So I jumped back. Like, "Whoa! Hey, hey, hey!"
"No need to get frisky, okay? Your rescuer is not on the menu here."
"I'm just here to save you. That's my job, right?"
[laughs] That's amazing!
That's the funniest story I've heard in my life.
[chuckles] It sure is.
Why do you wear contacts that are a different color than your eyes?
[bell dings, music stops]
Misunderstanding.
[gentle jazz music playing]
I had an incredibly sad childhood.
I had no family.
And… I'm afraid that my eyes reflect the sadness within my heart.
Oh.
I'm sorry for asking.
And for assuming the worst.
I just didn't know about your nonexistent family.
Don't worry.
Then one morning, I went to the optician,
and I begged to them. I said,
"Sell me whatever contacts you have. I'll take anything."
And they gave you Leonardo DiCaprio's?
Who's that?
Sorry, I don't really, you know, watch movies or television.
Wait. I thought you did film stuff for a living.
No more questions. It's time for us to sit back,
relax, and enjoy this moment and this meal.
Tofu turkey, dressed with royal jelly and gelatin.
Wow. It looks delicious.
Also, I'm loving the music you're playing tonight.
I'm glad you like it. It's actually an original that I composed
using a little AI friend.
[gasps]
[gentle jazz continues]
[Leo] Toot, toot. Okay. Okay.
Let's bring it back to the Q and A session 'cause I've got one for you.
Ask me.
How does it feel to turn 30 years old like this, still single?
Hmm. Is this some kind of proposal, or…? As if.
Yes.
Okay, then.
Let's find you a boyfriend.
There's this really cool app,
and it'll help you find your ideal partner.
Ah. Sounds amazing.
The app is called Money Catch. Hmm?
And, um, I may have gone and made you a little profile, so…
It's designed for people like us, with financial education.
How about some turkey?
Carolina, I know it's a cliché and that you've heard it before,
but that doesn't make it any less relevant.
When one door closes and it can't be opened again,
a window opens instead.
-[guitar playing] -[man singing in Spanish]
[in English] Go on and check your messages.
[gasps]
Thanks, Leo García!
-What was that? -Oh, nothing. I've got a date.
[man 2] Carolina!
-Carolina! -[Caro screams]
Carolina!
[Caro yelling]
[suspenseful music playing] . I've got a date.