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[ethereal music playing]

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[Caro] Where am I?

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Piba? Lila? Amigas?

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Wait. Who are you?

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No, I'm Caro Pardíaco!

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No! I don't understand!
What are you saying?

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I'm Caro! Ah!

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As you can imagine,
it was literally traumatizing.

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Like, I opened my eyes and looked around,

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and there's all these doppel-creepers,
like some nightmare,

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but it was, like, totally real.

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I've woken up like that, too, all dazed,
with a group of people up in my face.

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-I mean, it's just…
-Really?

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Oh. But they're Miguels?

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-No, no, no. They were all Caros.
-[all] Ah!

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-Like a bunch of Caros?
-I guess I'm everyone's dream girl?

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[man 2] So, Caro, you're about to turn 30,
which is such a huge milestone,

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so, as an early birthday surprise,
our own Betu is doing the menu.

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Yes. Actually, I've already been chatting
with your party planner,

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and she wanted me to get your thoughts
on the macarons.

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-Did you want matcha?
-Yes.

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-Lemon?
-I'm not sure yet.

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-Strawberry?
-Yeah. Strawberry forever!

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Of course. And, like, a flat white?

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Oh, absolutely. But do you have
any other coffee-like flavors?

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How about caramel macchiato?

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Yes! Caramel macchiato! J'adore!

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Would you also be interested
in having empanadas?

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Just as a little treat
for when people get there.

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[Caro] Okay.

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[Betu] These are beef ones,
fried in pork fat. What do you think?

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Ah. Okay. Wow.
You're, like, really going for it.

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Whoo!

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Sorry, but I heard
that you wanted to introduce us

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to your handsome gentleman friend?

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Let's just say that this person
is super important and super special.

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[woman] Oh!

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[man 3] Could we get a handheld mic
for our friend over here?

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No need to schmooze.
He's not in the business.

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[man 3] Well!

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-Check him out. Well done.
-[woman] Wow. He's really cute.

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As if.

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-He seems a little shy.
-I'm getting DiCaprio, no?

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-Yes!
-[man 2] I'm also getting K-pop vibes too.

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-Hey, man. How's it going?
-[Leo] Hey.

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[man 3] Sorry to put you on the spot here,
but after seeing you with Caro,

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we just wanted to know
if the two of you are dating.

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No. She's just my friend.

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Oh. Well…

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-[woman] Caro's, like, frozen.
-[man] That was… Yikes.

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[woman] Wow.

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[audience laughing]

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-Well…
-[Betu] All right.

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[woman] Let's break.

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[upbeat pop music playing]

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CARIZZMA

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[man] They were all Caros.

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Caro, Sábado just pulled up. We're meeting
with the other catering company for lunch.

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Actually, Leo asked if he could take me
to a place with some healthier options.

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Sorry. I didn't mean
to compromise your schedule.

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No, you're completely fine.

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-[man] Caro! Group photo!
-Ah! Be right back.

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[mysterious music playing]

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One of your eyes is brown.

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You know, that's actually really racist.

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So, you use color contacts?

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[Leo laughs]

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[Leo sighs] I didn't wanna say it
in front of Betular

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'cause I didn't wanna embarrass you,

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but consuming the carcass of an animal

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after frying the whole thing
in another animal's body fat

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is completely perverse.

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It's like how when you see a dog

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and it decides to put its tongue
in its butt or on its ballsack.

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I see. I never thought about it like that.

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That's why I wanted to bring you here.
To open your eyes to this delicacy.

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"El shawaleed."

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It's 100% seaweed.

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And it's soft-boiled.

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Take a bite.

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[both] Mm! Mm!

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[Caro] It was shocking at first,

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but I like that it's healthy and original.

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Honestly, even in terms
of looks and texture,

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it's nowhere near
the worst thing I've ever seen.

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So, okay, it isn't really aesthetic,
but it's surprisingly good.

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I'm sorry, babe,
but you've got the stank of harbor on you.

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You gotta think of the VIPs, girl.

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You can't serve them seaweed
that was pulled straight from the ocean.

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They're gonna tear you to shreds.

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Well, healthy people eat healthy.
That's what Leo says.

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You shouldn't listen to him.
He's like as toxic as they come.

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Well, that's exactly
what he said you'd say. So!

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[Ana] Did he also tell you
his eyes are fake?

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He wears colored contacts, Caro.
You barely even know this guy.

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Fair point.
Do you know about this guy, Lila?

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[gasps]

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No, I don't know anything either.

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We don't know where he's from,
where he went to school,

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if he prefers winter to summer.
Those are important details, Caro!

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You're just jealous of me, right?
That's what Leo said.

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You're all plotting against me,
aren't you?

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'Cause you can't stand to see me in love.

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See? That guy is manipulating her.

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You know, I've never seen Caro like this.

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Passionate, in love.
She does look more beautiful than usual.

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[Piba] I know. We really messed up.

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Let's support her from now on, okay?

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Leo. Yes, I know I'm a bit psychopathic
for calling you up. I'm sorry.

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But is it cool if I come over?

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[mysterious music playing]

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Ma! The Internet's out!

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And for some reason,
the orangutan grabs my rear

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and starts caressing it without warning.

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So I jumped back.
Like, "Whoa! Hey, hey, hey!"

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"No need to get frisky, okay?
Your rescuer is not on the menu here."

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"I'm just here to save you.
That's my job, right?"

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[laughs] That's amazing!

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That's the funniest story
I've heard in my life.

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[chuckles] It sure is.

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Why do you wear contacts
that are a different color than your eyes?

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[bell dings, music stops]

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Misunderstanding.

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[gentle jazz music playing]

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I had an incredibly sad childhood.

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I had no family.

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And… I'm afraid that my eyes
reflect the sadness within my heart.

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Oh.

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I'm sorry for asking.

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And for assuming the worst.

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I just didn't know
about your nonexistent family.

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Don't worry.

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Then one morning, I went to the optician,

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and I begged to them. I said,

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"Sell me whatever contacts you have.
I'll take anything."

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And they gave you Leonardo DiCaprio's?

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Who's that?

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Sorry, I don't really,
you know, watch movies or television.

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Wait. I thought
you did film stuff for a living.

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No more questions.
It's time for us to sit back,

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relax, and enjoy this moment
and this meal.

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Tofu turkey,
dressed with royal jelly and gelatin.

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Wow. It looks delicious.

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Also, I'm loving
the music you're playing tonight.

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I'm glad you like it.
It's actually an original that I composed

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using a little AI friend.

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[gasps]

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[gentle jazz continues]

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[Leo] Toot, toot. Okay. Okay.

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Let's bring it back to the Q and A session
'cause I've got one for you.

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Ask me.

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How does it feel to turn 30 years old
like this, still single?

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Hmm. Is this some kind of proposal,
or…? As if.

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Yes.

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Okay, then.

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Let's find you a boyfriend.

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There's this really cool app,

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and it'll help you find
your ideal partner.

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Ah. Sounds amazing.

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The app is called Money Catch. Hmm?

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And, um, I may have gone
and made you a little profile, so…

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It's designed for people like us,
with financial education.

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How about some turkey?

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Carolina, I know it's a cliché
and that you've heard it before,

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but that doesn't make it
any less relevant.

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When one door closes
and it can't be opened again,

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a window opens instead.

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-[guitar playing]
-[man singing in Spanish]

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[in English] Go on
and check your messages.

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[gasps]

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Thanks, Leo García!

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-What was that?
-Oh, nothing. I've got a date.

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[man 2] Carolina!

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-Carolina!
-[Caro screams]

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Carolina!

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[Caro yelling]

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[suspenseful music playing]
. I've got a date.