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[enchanting music playing]

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[VHS tape rattling]

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[music stops]

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[people chattering]

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[Caro's friend] Caro, babe, I told you so.

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-[Caro] Nuh-uh, girl. No way you did.
-[friend] Yes, I did!

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-Oh, look! We're on camera!
-Hi, there!

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-Hi!
-What's up?

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Sorry, babe,
but this house is, like, super tacky.

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That's what I was saying.
I was saying we should do that cruise

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around the Amalfididi Coast
with all the awesome beaches!

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These two just don't get it.

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Lila, Bariloche has, like,
some of the best nightclubs in the world.

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It's, like, the motherland of foam parties
and bucket drinks and booty sledding.

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-Ugh. Disgusting.
-I only desire two things.

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My own exclusive nightclub venue

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and another exclusive nightclub venue.

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[foot tapping]

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["Carísima" by Caro Pardíaco playing]

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CARIZZMA

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DJ DANDRUFF

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[electronic music playing]

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So which one are you picking
for your birthday?

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Yes.

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-[music ends]
-[crowd applauding, cheering]

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That's weird. I don't think I scheduled
a "DJ Chill-aver" for the DJ contest.

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-["Membrillos" by Caro Pardíaco playing]
-[crowd cheering]

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[Caro singing in Spanish on recording]

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-That DJ's incredible.
-Totally.

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Hey, there… Leo.

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This is Caro. Pardíaco. [giggles]

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Just thought I'd call,
'cause… I've been thinking.

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I don't know. We could…
maybe we could, like…

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that… like, a hangout
or make-out thing, or… No.

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-[recording starts]
-Hey, Leo! It's Caro!

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I, um… miss you a lot?
Or… I wanted to see you…

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Mmm… How have you been?
Mmm… Uh, how are you? Ah!

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Uh, I'm… I'm good. God, no.

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-[recording starts]
-Hi, Leo! It's Caro Pardíaco.

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I just wanted to see, um…
if you'd like, uh… to see… see me? Or…

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I don't know. There's more to life
than nightlife, so I thought…

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Maybe we could hang? Keep it cas…

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[sighs] God. So sad. Carolina!

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Hey, Caro?

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-This is DJ Chill-aver.
-[Chill-aver] "Chill-aver."

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It's my last name. I have no first name.

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[Ana] Either way,
she's the big winner tonight.

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-She did a remix of "Membrillos."
-Of your classic, "Membrillos."

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Oh! Thank you, sweetheart.
Have you been having fun?

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Oh, yes. "Membrillos"
is the best song in the world.

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Yes. I agree.

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I'm sorry I wasn't listening.
I've been just a little… lost in thought.

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[both laugh]

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Yeah, you seem a little sad.

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Have you been feeling a little anxious?

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Do you wish
your life was calmer than it is now?

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More… trad?

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Oh, yeah. More trad. That'd be nice.

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Lately, I've just been feeling
lots of anxiety.

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Well, now you've gotten
to know each other. And… vamonos.

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Do you feel like
you've met your true love,

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and it feels like everything and everybody
is driving you away from them?

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It's like she can hear my thoughts, Ana.
Come on. Just let her finish.

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[Chill-aver] I'll be here
tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.

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Hotwater Silent Rave.

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Bodies moving sans stimuli,
alcohol, and music.

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Hydrated and dancing together,
guided by the songs of our own hearts.

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Sounds like my nightmares.

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I love it! I'm so in. Okay,
I'll be here first thing in the morning.

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-Oh my God! I'm so excited!
-[Chill-aver laughs]

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[groaning]

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[whimsical music playing]

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[music swells, stops]

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Ana…

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Get the emergency linen.

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[music resumes]

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OMG. I love it! Like, nature.

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It's so trad-quil! I love it! [chuckles]

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Welcome, friend. My name is Coqui.

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Wow. Thanks. This after-party is crazy!

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[Coqui] Please don't… shout, okay?

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-And it's not "after." It's "before."
-[Caro] Ooh! I love it.

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Oh, BT dubs,
we're friends with DJ Chill-a--

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Quiet, please, dear.
And I don't know "Chilla."

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This way. Follow me.

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The fuck's a "before-party"?

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It's before the after-party.

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So, a party?

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[music ends]

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[Coqui] We've got
all-you-can-drink lukewarm water.

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Just take some hot water
and some cold water, and voilà.

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-[whisper-laughs]
-[Ana] I figured.

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[whispering] Hello.

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The workshop on tree-hugging
is about to start. We'll be over there.

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Ah! They're real tree huggers! Ha!

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-Oh my God.
-[sniffs] Welcome, new friends.

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Tell me your soul name, please.

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This is, like, a farmstead, isn't it?
Are there animals here?

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In a way, yes. Because we're animals
blessed with the gift of reason. [laughs]

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In that corral over there,
our companions are sunning their assholes.

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-Caro, come on. Let's go. I'm not--
-Look, Ana. Ana, Ana! It's Leo.

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[dreamy electronic music playing]

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[music ends]

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I know a lot
about the language of the body.

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And based on how you're standing,
I can tell that you're angry.

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Of course I'm angry. I sent you
like a million messages, and nada.

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Like, you just totally ghosted.

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Oh, Caro. Oh my goodness.

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Misunderstanding.

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I don't even touch my cell
on the weekends.

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Amazing.

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[Leo] In fact, I think I have an average of…

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three-ish minutes
of screen time a day? Two-ish?

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-You?
-Twenty hours or something?

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What defines a person?

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Aren't we animals blessed with the gift
of reason? That's what Coqui said.

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No. It's who we become
when we give up our cell phones.

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-[chuckles] Wow.
-[Coqui] Hey, friends.

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We're about to start poetry with compost.

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And the pairings are…

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Keto and Chuli,

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Pita and Betaniel,

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and Caro and Leo.

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What? Like…

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Which means Caro's friend with the
negative energy will be wheeling with me.

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-[Ana] Me?
-Yes.

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No, I'm good, actually.

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Ana, don't be so negative. Let's go.

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[Leo] Just perfect, Caro. Perfect.

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What a special gift of the cosmos
in our hands right now.

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It's like we're connecting with tradition.

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[Coqui] Thanks to Amalia's pies,
it all sticks together much easier.

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It's almost like… organic gluten. [grunts]

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That's so beautiful.

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-[Coqui grunts]
-[Caro] Who's Amalia?

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Our bovine, darling.

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Her tiny body produces all of this,
12 times a day. It's such a gift.

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[Leo] She's like a little compost machine.

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[Caro] So cool. [gagging]

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-You okay? You need a break?
-Yes!

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No, no, no. I wanna--

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[gagging]

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Caro? Caro, I think I've hit my limit
today. I'll be at the car.

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-Oh, come on. Don't be so-- [gags]
-[Ana] See you. I'm out.

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[Caro gagging]

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Come on. Let's finish this ashtray. [gags]

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Thanks for coming
to the Alkaline Festival.

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Before we all scatter to the wind,

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I propose
that we dedicate ourselves to healing.

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-The dedication.
-It's really great, right?

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-[Pita] Yes!
-[fingers snapping]

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Hello, there, friends. I'm Betaniel.

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-Hello.
-[Coqui] Hi, Betaniel.

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[Betaniel] Today, I dedicate myself
to improving my life,

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and I'm gonna stop being tardy.

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Because I'm always running late
to every little thing.

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Like, I barely get there, you know?

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But today I say, "Stop. That's it."

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That's, like, the funniest thing
I've heard in my entire life.

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Oh! Wait a second, my love.
Please, try to remember the rules, okay?

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And whisper when speaking.

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Of course.

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Beta?

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Now be gifted the contract from Pita,
and dedicate yourself to healing.

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-Here, my dear.
-[Betaniel sniffs]

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Here comes the prick.

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[whispers] Aah! [chuckles]

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[fingers snapping]

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-[Caro] Hello. I'm Caro Pardíaco.
-Hi, Caro.

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-Hi, Caro.
-Hello, Caro.

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I dedicate myself to improving my life.
And I'm cutting back on social media

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'cause, like, our socials
don't define who we are,

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we're defined by who we become
when we give up our cell phones.

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I'm just quoting Leo. [laughs]

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-That's awesome.
-[Coqui laughs]

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[Caro groans]

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[intriguing music playing]

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-[fingers snapping]
-[Caro] #Healing.

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[Ana] I'm sorry, Caro,
but I think we should forget Chill-aver.

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She's the one
who recommended that awful place,

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and she didn't even bother to show.

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I mean, I thought it was great.
Like, really, really great.

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I would've stayed longer.

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I don't wanna bring your vibe down,
but that place was sketch.

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What an amazing experience.
I'm so relaxed and happy.

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You signed a literal blood pact.

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Don't you think
that's a little too intense?

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That's how they used to do it, Ana.

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I'm respecting
the traditional way of doing things.

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-Caro, do you actually trust those people?
-Oh, absolutely.

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[Coqui whisper-screaming]

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[whispering] He's dead!
Somebody killed Betaniel!

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Pita! He was assassinated!

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-Somebody assassinated Betaniel!
-[whispers] What are we going to do?

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[blade slashes]

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[intriguing music continues]

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