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-Nicky.
-What?

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Everyone's dead.

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I know that.

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Well, why didn't they kill us?

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I don't care. We've got to go.

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But it could mean something.
We should call someone.

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-Like who? The police?
-Uh…

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"Hi, this crazy thing happened
at the hotel that we're at,

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and we're the only ones left alive."

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"By the way, don't you dare ask
a single follow-up question"?

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-What the fuck?
-Okay, I'm sorry.

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I had one reactive thought
to witnessing a massacre. I'm sorry.

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We have to go. We have to start moving.

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Watch where you're stepping!
There is blood everywhere!

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I am. I am.

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You should go home.

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Okay.

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Nicky, Nicky, I don't think those guys
work at the hotel.

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No shit, Morgan.

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I don't understand what's taking so long.

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They should've called with
the election results half an hour ago.

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Clearly, it wasn't a landslide,

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which frankly, says more
about the people of this town

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than it does our campaign.

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You know, Susan Gopnik stopped me
in the grocery store

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to say that she voted for me.
I could tell that she was lying.

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Her mother was arrested for shoplifting
when we were in high school.

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Woman is a sociopath.

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Natalie!

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Natalie!

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Did you call me?

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Honey, blender's a little loud.
I can't hear myself think.

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-Copy-copy.
-What are you two so quiet about?

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Oh, should we be talking about something
while we wait?

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I'm nervous… for you.

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Well, that's hardly a useful way
to spend your time.

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You go down to Miami,
the both of you, on a church retreat,

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come back looking like fresh death.

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That's kind of you, Ma.

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Natalie! Honey!

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I'm begging you, if you love me,

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you will make that smoothie
any other time but now!

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-Here you are.
-Thank you, hon.

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-Yeah.
-Mmm. Mm-mm-mm.

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So I just want to tell you all
how much these past couple of months

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have meant to me.

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Natalie, you have steered me
through this election

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with a poise and a maturity
well beyond your years.

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And watching the two of you,

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uh, find your way back to each other.

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I just want to say,
no matter what happens today,

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this family will always be
my guiding light.

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Mm.

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It's an unlisted number.

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Answer it!

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Linda Morelli.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay. Okay.

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Right.

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I understand. Thank you.

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What?

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Hm.

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We lost, didn't we?

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We tied.

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Tied?

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-Well…
-What?

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No, now, don't second-guess yourself.
We did everything that we could.

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Okay. Mm-hmm.
So, n-- now what? What do we do?

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Well, according to the council,
it comes down to a game of chance.

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-No! Mom! Oh my God!
-Honey. Natalie. Natalie.

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Stop.

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What, it's like, being decided
by drawing straws?

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-Mom! No! No!
-Honey.

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Oh my God, this is insane!

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Three days checking the news, nothing.

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Whole room of people gets killed,
nobody's talking about it.

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Well, it's clearly been covered up.

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I'm well aware of that, okay?

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But I have a very bad feeling
that they're coming for us.

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We were forced into this, you know?

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Two upstanding citizens going missing
is probably not worth the hassle for them.

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-Yeah.
-You know, if they wanted us dead,

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they had their chance. They let us go.

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That is what I'm choosing
to believe, okay?

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What's the alternative?

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They kill us some other time.

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That's an upper.
That's a good-- That's good.

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It's over. We tied.

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How is that possible?

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Susan fucking Gopnik, that's how.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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I hope I'm not interrupting
your flow with God.

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I think he's thrilled that I'm leaving,
to be honest.

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So it's official?

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Uh, yeah. It was a joint decision.

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-Wow.
-It's nice to see you.

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Yeah.

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I think…

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-Can I go first?
-Uh-huh.

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I owe you a thank-you.

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I don't know who those kids were,

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but they managed
to get most of the money back.

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Sorry, what kids?

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Those hacker kids
in your Sunday school who found Tegan.

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-Oh. That's right. The hackers…
-The Hackers for Christ or whatever.

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Yeah, I don't want to know
how they did it, but…

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They restored my faith in Gen Alpha.

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Happy to help.

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Yeah, you helped, despite me blaming you,
which you shouldn't have had to do.

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Hmm.

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I would really like a fresh start.

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Everything out in the open.

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No more hiding.

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There's something that I want to tell you.

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Of course.

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I'm here.

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You can tell me anything.

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Mm.

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Let's go for a walk.

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Yeah?

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-Okay. Yeah.
-Okay.

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Are we going to party?
Three handles of whiskey?

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If we wanted this much,
we should've gone to Costco.

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Okay, I didn't say anything when you put
Lucky Charms and juice boxes in.

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Feels like I'm shopping
with a six-year-old.

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My juice boxes are for after my workouts,
and you also eat Lucky Charms.

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God, you've been such,
like, a grumpy old witch lately.

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Oh, no, don't worry, I got it.
I got these.

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Fuck, Max!

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Fuck.

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Morgan!

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Morgan!

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Oh my God, oh my God. Fuck.

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-I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
-You fucking ran me over!

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I know. It was a mistake.
Okay, do you need an ambulance?

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No, I'm fine.

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-I'm stuck, okay? Just pull me out.
-Give me your hands. Come on.

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-Pull. Pull.
-Ah, give it a little kick.

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-Okay.
-Pull.

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-Ow. Fuck. Ow, ow, ow.
-Oh my God. Okay.

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-There's, like, an undercarriage on me.
-The carriage is on you?

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-Yeah, it's on my femur muscle.
-Fuck. Okay.

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-Okay, I'm going to ask someone for help.
-No, Morgan, fuck!

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-What?
-This is really fucking embarrassing.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God. People are getting out
of their fucking cars!

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-Okay, hey. Gu-- guys, he is okay.
-Tell them to go away.

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Please go away.

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I'm so fucking mad at you,
it's giving me a headache.

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Seriously? You're filming?

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He said it was hiding in plain sight.

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He left the key in the lock.

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I don't know. I don't run
an illegal import-export business.

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And that led to a room of people
being murdered?

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No, that led to us getting involved.
I think the… the murders

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had more to do with the hundreds
of thousands of dollars' worth of cocaine

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that were being illegally imported
in a cow's testicles.

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-Okay, do you hear yourself right now?
-Yeah, of course I hear myself.

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Okay, what now then?
Are people out there looking for you?

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I don't know. I don't--

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-I don't-- I don't think so.
-You don't think so?

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Well, that feels like
a pretty important thing to know,

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considering I'm standing
right beside you, Nick.

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-I'm sleeping at your house.
-You told me to open up to you.

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And… and to tell you the truth.
That's what I've done. This is the truth.

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Well, of course I wanted the truth.

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I just wasn't necessarily expecting
to hear that my boyfriend

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was at the center of a mass murder.

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God. I did it for us.

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How does this have anything to do with us?

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How do you think you got your money back?

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The Hackers for Christ.

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-Okay.
-There are no Hackers for Christ.

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Of course there aren't
any "Hackers for Christ."

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I had to do a favor
in exchange for a favor.

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Are you seriously putting
the murder of 15 people on me?

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Are you seriously thinking

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that I'm putting
the murder of 15 people on you?

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Do I look like I know what to think?

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Take it. I'll keep walking.

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-I can't really talk right now.
-Did your flip phone ring?

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What? Uh, I don't know.

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I haven't looked at it since Miami.

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Because mine did.

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Wh… How?

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-I don't know. I didn't pick up.
-Well, don't!

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Throw it in the fucking ocean.
I don't care. Just get rid of it.

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Dr. Flores…

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What is that? Where are you?

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Urgent care.

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Why? Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm okay.

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I ran over Max by accident.

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What even is that?

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-Rock, paper, scissors?
-Yes.

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It-- it's that stupid hand game

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Nicky and Morgan used to play to decide
who didn't have to take out the trash.

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Well, you want to know
who feels like trash now?

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This grown woman who's reduced
to playing a children's game

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with that local slime bucket.

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Well, you know, at least it's better
than whatever Tom suggested.

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Chess isn't even a game of chance.
It's fully strategic.

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And misogynistic.

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Name a woman who has time for chess.

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Natalie, this whole thing
is just so humiliating.

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Ugh! I know. I'm pissed off too.

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But I think we owe it to ourselves
to show people that

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unlike Tom, this isn't just about power.

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No, it is about power, Natalie.

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It's always about power
when you've never had any.

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When I was your age,
I was working in the shop.

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Not because I wanted to,

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but because it was
just what everybody did.

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I didn't have the luxury
of going to grad school

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or trying bangs like you, hon.

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And then I fell in love with your father,
and that was a wonderful thing

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until we wanted kids,

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and I found out
that I couldn't have any on my own.

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So we adopted your brother
and loved him so much,

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and then all of a sudden,
I was pregnant with Morgan.

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A miracle, everybody said.

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And then eight years later,
you came along, another little miracle.

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But the truth is, honey,
you two weren't planned.

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You were gifts from God,
so how could I not keep you?

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But you weren't planned.

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And I love you to death, honey,
but you weren't planned.

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-You were a mistake.
-Right, ye-- yeah.

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And so even when my body
eventually gave me everything I wanted,

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it wasn't on my terms.

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And your father and I
were not in a good enough place.

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We got divorced,
and even that wasn't what I wanted.

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So when I knew that the day would come
when your nonna would be gone,

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and there wasn't anybody else
I needed to take care of,

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I just thought, well, why not

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reach for a little power…

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…before you kids have to wipe my ass
in some hospital room?

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Well,

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then let's prep you to win
that stupid game.

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Hello?

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If there is anybody here,
I'm not gonna scream. I'm not gonna run.

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It's just not who I am, okay?
So let's just get it over with.

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I'm telling you,
I will go wherever you want.

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I'm just asking that you say it nicely.

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-Nicky, Nicky!
-Morgan?!

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-What the fuck is going on?
-I don't know.

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-What's going on?
-You tell me. I can't see!

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-I also can't see.
-Are we gonna die?

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-Uh…
-Help! Someone help!

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-Fire!
-Help!

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-Fire!
-Why are you yelling "fire"?

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I read an article that said
people respond better to "fire"

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because "help"
doesn't directly pertain to them.

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-It's selfish.
-Fine! Fine, fine, fine!

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-Fire!
-Fire! Fire! Fire!

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-Fire!
-Will you both shut the fuck up?!

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-Yusuf?
-Oh my God.

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-Are you fucking kidding me?!
-Oh my God.

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This is how I hear from you
after you fucking disappear?

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I tried calling, but you didn't answer,
so this is your fucking fault, okay?

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Oh my God.

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Okay, I knew it.

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I knew you two hooked up.

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-That's fucking gross. That's gross.
-Okay.

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If you would have answered my call,
I would have said thank you.

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Why? Why would you have said thank you?

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I took my power back. I got a promotion.

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Hm. Who did you get a promotion from?
'Cause Ivan's dead.

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What the fuck are you two talking about?

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Ivan had no power, okay?
I went to his boss.

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Who's his fucking boss?

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The Italians.

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Until he tried to fuck them over,

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so I told them
what the fuck was happening in Miami.

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Ivan was working for the Mob?

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You almost had us fucking killed!

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How did I do that?

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-How?
-Oh my God.

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You being a little tattletale
resulted in a literal massacre, okay?

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The Italians killed, like, 15 people.
You're a fucking tattletale!

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Mm-hmm.

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I'm not a fucking tattletale.

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Yeah, you are.
You're a little tattletale snitch, okay?

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-And a murderer.
-I'm not a fucking snitch.

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-Yes, you are.
-What are you talking about?

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-They said just Ivan and Andrei.
-Well, they fucking lied to you, okay?

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Because I watched a cartel member
get a bullet in the eye.

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Do you know what that sounds like?

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They shot up the whole room, Yusuf.
Wake up!

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What the fuck.

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Both of them here?

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Yeah, they're here.

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Yusuf, you gonna introduce us?

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Yeah, that's Nicky and Morgan.

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That's the intro?

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Not gonna lie. Needs some work.

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We have a question about Miami.

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We didn't, um…

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-We didn't do anything wrong.
-You didn't do anything wrong?

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You helped broker a deal
for 100 kilos of coke.

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Hm.

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We had eyes on that stupid Russian fuck's
entire Miami circus from start to finish.

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Except for a five-minute period
in the bathroom

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with the son of the leader
of the Brazilian cartel.

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And you.

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Nicky. Nicky?

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-What are they talking about?
-I… I… I don't know. It was nothing.

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He was having a personal crisis.

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What crisis required a private audience?

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I know it sounds suspicious, okay?

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But it has nothing to do with the cartel.

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I am a pastor, okay?

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He was coming to me
for sp-- spiritual help.

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What am I supposed to do with this?

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Point it at this well-respected pastor,

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and if he doesn't answer our questions
to our satisfaction,

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by the time we count from ten, shoot him.

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Wait, no, okay.

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-Can we just talk about this?
-Ten.

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What did you and Filipe speak about?

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His life. It was… it was personal.
It had nothing to do with his family.

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-Nine.
-Will he be taking over for his father?

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-I don't know. We didn't talk about that.
-Seven.

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I would tell you if any of this had
anything to do with you or his father

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or any of this.

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I… I swear to God.

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-I am a pastor swearing to God.
-Is he telling the truth?

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-Are you telling the truth?
-Five.

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Why would I not be
telling the truth, Morgan?!

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-Four. Three.
-What the fuck?!

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Either put a bullet in my head
or believe me.

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-But I… I don't know what else to say.
-One.

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Fuck it, shoot him.

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Are you serious?

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Shoot him.

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Guys, I can't.

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Okay, I believe you.

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Although if it was up to us, we'd have
loaded the fucking gun just for fun.

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I… I'm going on a cruise for six months
with my boyfriend, okay?

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You won't-- won't have to worry about me.

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I don't think our boss
would be too thrilled to know

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that there's some liability out there
cartwheeling onto a cruise ship

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with a stranger for the next six months.

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You didn't mention any of this
to your little boyfriend…

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Tareq.

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Tareq, before you booked that cruise,
did you?

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I hope you're telling the truth.
Because if you're not,

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we'll find you.

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We always do.

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You'll be hearing from us
sooner than you'd like.

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Thank you for not shooting my brother.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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He literally kidnapped us,
tied us up, held a gun to my head,

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and set up a room full of people
to be slaughtered.

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-Okay! Okay! I thought it was nice.
-What is wrong with you?

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-I thought it was nice.
-Is this your relationship with men?

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-Stop! Are you fucking--
-Constantly letting them off the hook?

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-They're all on the hook!
-This makes a lot of sense, Morgan.

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It makes sense. You're on the hook.
You're on the hook.

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I'm not on the hook.
Shut your goddamn mouth!

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Untie me now!

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Don't.

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Hi.

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Nick, you've put me
in an impossible situation here.

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I know that. I… I know.

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I'm… I'm sorry.

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What do we do?

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I don't know.

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Nick, we're so fucking close.
In a month and a half,

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there's a cruise that can take us
out for six months. We'll be--

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I can't go on that cruise.

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What are you talking about?

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I was abducted last night,
and I cannot go on the cruise.

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-What?
-I know the guy. It wasn't his fault.

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Okay, Nick, I'm sorry. I can't do this.

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-I'm sorry, uh--
-You shouldn't have to do this.

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There's nothing to do.
There is… nothing to do anymore.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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I… I think
you should still go on the cruise.

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I'm not going on the cruise without you.
That's fucking cruel.

21:53.103 --> 21:55.647
It's not cruel. You were planning on going
with or without me.

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I… I think you should still go.

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You think I should go on the cruise?

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Or you're telling me to go on the cruise?

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I am telling you

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that I think you should go on the cruise.

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Nicky, what have you done?

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I mean, the fucked-up thing is

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I… I… I d-- I don't know exactly
what I've done.

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I'd argue I haven't done much.

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Well, you've lied, Nick.

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And the scary part is
it seems to come so easy to you.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, me too.

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Rock, paper, scissors. Win!

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Rock, paper, scissors. Yeah!

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Rock, paper, scissors. Win!

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Morgan, you've thrown rock
five times in a row.

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-Yeah.
-You're not even trying.

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Rock, paper, scissors. Wi--

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You know what? This is ridiculous.
I don't want to do this with that man.

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This is all about tricking people.
I have no interest in that.

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That's kind of the point of the game.

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It always helps to consider
your opponent's perspective, Mrs. Morelli.

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Thank you for that, Kevin.

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-Mm, Kevin?
-Yes, honey bear?

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I got it. Yeah, over there. Back away.

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You know, the great thing about flowers

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is they work if you win,
and they work if you lose.

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Annette, bless you.
Thank you so much for coming. Aw.

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-How are you holding up?
-I'm okay, I'm okay.

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-Morgan.
-Hello.

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-We just have to wait…
-Oh, look.

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-Is Tom ready?
-Actually, no, he's not.

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I just got off the phone
with Mr. Donaldson,

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who informed me he has decided to concede.

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With Tom's concession,

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the electoral board hereby declares
Linda Morelli our new mayor.

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-I'm the…
-Guys!

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Oh my God!

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Congratulations!

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Linda, see, the best person always wins.

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-Oh my God.
-How about a drink? Or six?

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Or six.

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Honey!

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Oh my God.

24:43.106 --> 24:46.776
The wheel of fortune

24:55.368 --> 24:56.286
Hey.

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-Congratulations, Linda.
-Oh, thank you.

24:58.955 --> 25:01.708
-I didn't expect to see you here.
-Wouldn't miss it.

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-Everything okay?
-Yeah, I'm just happy for you.

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Oh, that's really kind of you, honey.

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You know, Natalie might appreciate
a hug like that as well.

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-Mm. Uh… Yeah.
-Okay.

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-Are we close like that? I can't tell.
-Well, let's just get it. Okay.

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Oh, what's that? Oh.

25:25.690 --> 25:28.527
The doctor said
you didn't have to wear that all day.

25:28.610 --> 25:30.570
Yeah, Morgan.
I'm trying to get back in the gym,

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and the doctors don't have whiplash, so…

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Jesus. Next church retreat
should be an AA meeting.

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Oh, my one and only child.

25:40.038 --> 25:41.665
Is that really necessary?

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-Yes.
-Okay.

25:44.042 --> 25:45.710
-How are you feeling?
-Better.

25:45.794 --> 25:48.588
It only really hurts,
like, when I move my neck.

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Aw. Look at the two of you.

25:51.883 --> 25:54.386
If you can get through
running over your partner,

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well, you can get through almost anything.

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-Am I right?
-Cheers to that, yeah.

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You know, when Max was a baby,

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his father forgot him in his carrier
on the roof of the car.

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Drove halfway down the block
before he realized it.

26:06.189 --> 26:07.274
Oh my God.

26:07.357 --> 26:09.025
We miss your daddy every day.

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-Don't we, baby?
-Yeah, we do.

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Hey, can I grab you for a minute?

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I have a little something upstairs
I need your help with.

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-Yeah.
-Of course, yeah.

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-Oh, sorry. Thank you.
-Yeah.

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Hm.

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Wow.

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I can't believe
I've never been in here before.

26:37.429 --> 26:38.597
Neither can I.

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I'm so proud of your mother.

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Ah, all that hard work.

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And I am very happy
that we're going to be in-laws.

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Yeah, I'm so happy.

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Look.

26:57.532 --> 27:01.661
I know that you're not in love
with my son anymore.

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The problem is,
he's very much in love with you.

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And I just wanted you to know that
if you had any thoughts about leaving him,

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that won't be happening.

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Excuse me?

27:18.428 --> 27:20.138
I am telling you

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that you will be marrying my son.

27:47.123 --> 27:52.170
Oh, you know, I forgot to ask you,
how was your church trip?

27:52.670 --> 27:54.547
I heard it didn't go as planned.

27:55.131 --> 27:58.968
You know, Max would be devastated
if anything should happen to you.

27:59.552 --> 28:01.721
One might go so far as to say that,

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well, your engagement to my son

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is the only reason
you made it back home at all.

28:15.068 --> 28:17.821
-What the fuck are you doing here?
-Lower your fucking voice.

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I don't know what you want from us,
but now is not the time, okay?

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Please, leave my family out of this.

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We were invited, you fucking idiot.

28:32.043 --> 28:33.253
Open it.

28:40.135 --> 28:42.178
Yeah.

28:42.262 --> 28:44.723
I heard you had to jump through hoops

28:44.806 --> 28:47.475
to get that thing back to me,
and I thought…

28:48.810 --> 28:52.397
"What a perfect engagement gift."
Am I right?

28:54.357 --> 28:55.650
Yeah.

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Welcome to the family.

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I'll take that.

29:13.168 --> 29:14.377
Salute.

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Oh, right there.

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Too tight?

29:25.430 --> 29:26.973
-Yeah, a little bit.
-Oh…

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You'll get used to it.

29:30.810 --> 29:31.811
There.

29:32.687 --> 29:34.689
I thought you worked in real estate.

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Mm, I do.

29:36.191 --> 29:38.318
Among other things, obviously.

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Mm. Aw.

29:42.155 --> 29:43.198
Look at that.

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Oh. Keep it safe.

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Don't want it ending up in another grave.

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Okay.

29:50.455 --> 29:52.999
And if you run over my son again,

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then I will fucking kill you myself.

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Shall we?

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Big smiles, everyone.

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-Morgan.
-I need to talk to you.

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The Italians are here.

30:15.480 --> 30:18.900
Um, that makes a lot of sense,
because Annette is their boss.

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What are you talking about?

30:21.402 --> 30:25.448
Ivan and Andrei work for the Italians.
The Italians work for Annette.

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It was for her.

30:28.117 --> 30:30.328
It has all been for her.

30:33.122 --> 30:34.207
Everybody!

30:36.000 --> 30:39.420
Our mayor, Linda Morelli!

30:40.713 --> 30:43.883
Everybody, thank you. It's amazing
where life can take you.

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Now, I know that only half
of the people in the town voted for me,

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but trust me when I say that I will work
to make this whole town proud.

30:56.563 --> 31:00.650
Um, I want to thank my daughter, Natalie,

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who's been by my side
throughout everything,

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and Nicky and Morgan
for doing all that you do,

31:07.782 --> 31:13.079
and a very special thank-you
to Annette Zofrea

31:13.162 --> 31:15.415
for making tonight's event possible.

31:15.498 --> 31:18.251
Annette, you are a lifesaver.

31:18.334 --> 31:20.545
She is my good luck charm,

31:20.628 --> 31:27.176
and I cannot wait for our families
to come together officially very soon.

31:36.185 --> 31:38.521
I think we're in hell.
I… I think this is hell.

31:39.814 --> 31:40.773
-Hey, babe.
-Hey.

31:46.321 --> 31:48.865
Um, I need, uh, two triple vodka sodas.
What do you want?

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I don't want anything.
Morgan, what are we gonna do?

31:51.534 --> 31:52.827
I forgot to vote.

31:53.369 --> 31:56.289
Too much on my plate. Forgot to vote.

31:56.372 --> 31:59.292
My mommy almost lost because of me.

31:59.375 --> 32:01.753
Okay, well, she didn't, okay?
So everything's fine.

32:01.836 --> 32:03.713
Just go party with Kev. Whatever.

32:03.796 --> 32:05.089
Kev.

32:05.173 --> 32:06.132
-Morgan.
-Mm-hmm.

32:06.215 --> 32:07.926
Natalie, can we have five minutes?

32:08.009 --> 32:09.260
Stop it, stop!

32:09.344 --> 32:11.220
-You guys are always interrupting me.
-Oh my God.

32:11.304 --> 32:13.765
Stop it. I am talking to my sister.

32:14.265 --> 32:17.894
Morgan, do not fucking do it.

32:17.977 --> 32:18.895
Do what?

32:18.978 --> 32:22.231
Marry Max, Morgan, don't.

32:22.315 --> 32:23.900
-Excuse me?
-Oh my God.

32:23.983 --> 32:27.070
Kevin is so fucking boring,
he makes me want to die.

32:27.153 --> 32:29.364
Natalie, I think you've had
a lot to drink, okay?

32:29.447 --> 32:34.327
Die, die, die. Like, I go home
every night, and he is just there,

32:34.410 --> 32:38.790
like, sitting at his computer
with his erectile dysfunction

32:38.873 --> 32:41.209
and his familial enmeshment issues and…

32:41.292 --> 32:43.544
-Jesus Christ, Natalie.
-I know, I know.

32:43.628 --> 32:45.213
But there comes a point, Morgan,

32:45.296 --> 32:48.049
when being in a situation
that you do not like

32:48.132 --> 32:50.426
starts to hurt.

32:50.510 --> 32:51.761
If I were you,

32:52.261 --> 32:55.056
I would get the fuck out
while you still can.

32:55.139 --> 32:56.307
Excuse me.

33:01.938 --> 33:04.315
Not to be overly sentimental,

33:04.399 --> 33:08.653
but I do think this is a moment
that needs to be celebrated. Son?

33:10.196 --> 33:11.906
-Gio, photo?
-Yeah, sure.

33:11.990 --> 33:14.283
Everyone, let's gather on the stairs.

33:14.867 --> 33:15.702
Linda?

33:17.704 --> 33:19.455
You, here.

33:21.958 --> 33:23.668
I never cared much

33:23.751 --> 33:25.169
Oh! Look at me now…

33:25.253 --> 33:27.130
Bring it in a little tighter.

33:27.213 --> 33:28.214
All right.

33:28.715 --> 33:29.924
To family.

33:30.425 --> 33:31.926
To family.

33:36.931 --> 33:39.392
Three, two, one.

33:39.475 --> 33:42.145
Oh! Look at me now

33:45.440 --> 33:49.068
I'm a new man better than

33:49.152 --> 33:51.696
Casanova at his best

33:51.779 --> 33:52.697
Ta-da

33:54.073 --> 33:55.825
Ta-da-da-da-di-da-dum

33:55.908 --> 33:57.076
I forgot it.

33:57.160 --> 33:59.495
I'm so proud I'm busting my vest

33:59.579 --> 34:01.581
I'm a lover

34:01.664 --> 34:05.168
So I'm the guy who bought a big jewel

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Yes, I'm the guy
Who finally fell in love and such

34:09.255 --> 34:11.716
I never cared much

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But look at me now

34:15.720 --> 34:19.515
Oh! Look at me now
o finally fell in love and such