WEBVTT 00:10.760 --> 00:13.388 -What do you mean, you don't know? -I don't… I don't know. 00:13.471 --> 00:16.725 I went to bed. I woke up. Yusuf was gone, okay? 00:16.808 --> 00:20.020 He left us the keys to the truck and directions to the barn. 00:20.103 --> 00:21.021 That's it. 00:21.104 --> 00:22.355 Are you paying attention? 00:22.439 --> 00:25.650 You put this down, boom, pick one, then you do the cup. 00:26.484 --> 00:27.318 Thank you. 00:27.402 --> 00:28.361 Oh! 00:31.614 --> 00:34.993 Who just disappears for no reason, huh? 00:35.076 --> 00:39.706 Um… All I can think of, uh, is that, you know, he seemed upset. 00:39.789 --> 00:41.666 Hm? What do you mean, upset? Upset with whom? 00:41.750 --> 00:45.462 Me? We just proved a new fucking drug route. 00:45.545 --> 00:49.340 I think he was just upset about, like, his girlfriend or something. 00:49.424 --> 00:50.717 How do you know that? 00:50.800 --> 00:52.469 -Andrei. -Hmm. 00:52.552 --> 00:53.428 Find him. 00:53.928 --> 00:54.971 Okay. 00:58.183 --> 01:00.393 When the fuck did you get this information? 01:01.770 --> 01:04.522 We talked the night before. 01:04.606 --> 01:05.482 And? 01:06.900 --> 01:09.903 Come on. Come on, spit it out, you stupid bitch. 01:09.986 --> 01:11.821 Hey, relax. 01:14.824 --> 01:15.950 Oh my God. 01:16.034 --> 01:20.288 Yusuf fucking up this whole thing for a stupid girl? I mean… 01:20.371 --> 01:24.250 See, he doesn't understand how easy it is for us to find him. Huh? 01:26.211 --> 01:28.546 Might need you two to… to… to come to Miami 01:28.630 --> 01:29.923 to finish the deal. 01:30.006 --> 01:31.091 Uh… No. 01:32.258 --> 01:34.010 What did you just say to me? 01:34.094 --> 01:36.179 I just said no, okay? 01:36.262 --> 01:39.015 We have done enough for you. 01:39.098 --> 01:43.478 I have been a very good "friend" to you, 01:43.561 --> 01:46.981 and all I've gotten in return is a fucking slap in the face 01:47.065 --> 01:50.276 and this deep, gross feeling 01:50.360 --> 01:53.530 like I have just betrayed everything I stand for. 01:54.322 --> 01:57.200 Our father is the former chief of police. 01:57.283 --> 02:02.247 Our mother is a very public person in this town at the moment, okay? 02:02.330 --> 02:04.332 There are a lot of eyes on us right now. 02:04.833 --> 02:07.252 We are not gonna go running our mouths. We're not that stupid, 02:07.335 --> 02:10.004 despite what my sister might indicate a lot of the time. 02:10.088 --> 02:14.884 So we're gonna be walking out of here, and you are gonna let that happen. 02:16.344 --> 02:18.471 Don't you fucking dare. 02:22.725 --> 02:24.227 -Hey. -Morgan, fuck! 02:24.310 --> 02:26.271 -Yeah. -You want coffee or no? 02:26.354 --> 02:27.564 Hey. 02:29.149 --> 02:30.233 You sure about this? 02:30.316 --> 02:31.901 Kill him! 02:31.985 --> 02:34.112 Kill him yourself if it's easy! 02:34.195 --> 02:36.739 Come on, give me the gun. Give me the gun then. 02:42.036 --> 02:43.371 Fuck! Fuck! 02:43.454 --> 02:45.498 Get in the car. Get in the car right now. 02:45.582 --> 02:47.250 Why wouldn't you have told me about Yusuf? 02:47.333 --> 02:48.960 I didn't think it was important. 02:49.043 --> 02:51.754 Why, because you slept with him or something fucking messy? 02:51.838 --> 02:54.841 Do you know that you complicate everything and everyone that you touch? 02:55.884 --> 02:58.136 I have given us both a fresh start here, okay? 02:58.219 --> 03:00.305 And I need you to take that and run with it. 03:00.388 --> 03:02.473 And I would like to kindly ask that from here on out, 03:02.557 --> 03:04.267 you stay away from me. 03:05.518 --> 03:06.394 Happily. 03:07.145 --> 03:09.939 -What are you doing? Oh my God! -I am staying away from you. 03:10.023 --> 03:12.775 -As far as I can go, right now. -Okay. All right. 03:12.859 --> 03:14.485 -Hope that works. -Yeah, it does. 03:45.642 --> 03:48.978 This might be the most uncomfortable mattress I've ever slept on. 03:49.062 --> 03:52.148 -I wanna be your date to the gala. -You are my date. 03:52.232 --> 03:55.276 No, I mean your actual date. 03:56.194 --> 04:00.323 Out and Loud is recognizing you for being great, 04:00.406 --> 04:04.577 and I don't want you standing up there knowing that we're hiding this away. 04:06.412 --> 04:09.666 -You sure? -Yeah, I am. 04:09.749 --> 04:13.086 It's not fair to you, and it's not fair to the congregation. 04:13.795 --> 04:14.879 It's time. 04:15.588 --> 04:16.756 It's been time. 04:18.549 --> 04:22.679 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am excited to go on a cruise. 04:30.561 --> 04:31.980 -I'm proud of you. -Mmm. 04:32.689 --> 04:34.023 -Want coffee? -Yes, please. 04:34.107 --> 04:34.941 Okay. 04:42.073 --> 04:44.242 Who are you? What are you doing here? 04:44.325 --> 04:45.159 Rose! 04:45.243 --> 04:47.161 -Reverend Dardano, is that what… -Rose! 04:47.245 --> 04:50.456 -Nicky, come out here, please. -How did you get into my house? 04:50.540 --> 04:53.960 The only thing keeping you from the life you deserve 04:54.043 --> 04:54.961 is you. 04:55.586 --> 04:58.631 In order to change the frequency of your life… 04:59.299 --> 05:02.343 …you must embrace positive affirmations. 05:02.427 --> 05:04.470 I know this might sound corny, 05:05.305 --> 05:06.264 but it works. 05:07.598 --> 05:10.476 "I am a good, decent person." 05:11.060 --> 05:14.480 "I deserve good, decent things." 05:15.398 --> 05:18.443 "I am ready to make that change." 05:18.526 --> 05:21.237 "I am ready to be that change." 05:21.320 --> 05:25.074 "I am not my past. I am only my present." 05:25.158 --> 05:26.117 …my present. 05:32.081 --> 05:33.708 -Fuck! Max! -Godlike! 05:33.791 --> 05:36.461 If you're gonna be spraying bullets at homeless women, 05:36.544 --> 05:40.340 can you at least put your headphones on? I woke up at six to bake these, dude. 05:40.423 --> 05:41.924 Our floors are clean, babe. 05:42.592 --> 05:45.678 What are you lookin' at?! 05:50.224 --> 05:51.392 I'm going on a run. 05:51.476 --> 05:53.311 Like, to the grocery store? 05:53.394 --> 05:56.105 No, like… like for exercise. 05:57.440 --> 05:58.441 Why? 06:00.568 --> 06:02.695 Uh, I'm trying something. 06:10.203 --> 06:13.164 As many of you know, I was photographed last week 06:13.247 --> 06:16.584 entertaining three women on an evening boat ride. 06:16.667 --> 06:19.462 A personal choice my opponent Linda Morelli 06:19.545 --> 06:21.506 seems to have taken issue with. 06:21.589 --> 06:24.425 But let me reassure you all that my personal life 06:24.509 --> 06:27.387 has never stood in the way of my leadership abilities. 06:27.470 --> 06:29.555 "Family first," she says. 06:29.639 --> 06:31.474 What about this town first? 06:31.557 --> 06:33.976 And to that point, what if you don't have a family? 06:34.060 --> 06:35.812 Then what, Linda? 06:35.895 --> 06:38.981 Sure, I make bold choices and take big swings. 06:39.065 --> 06:42.151 But it's that kind of attitude that gets you the big boats in the first place. 06:42.235 --> 06:43.194 Mm-hmm. 06:43.277 --> 06:47.990 So while Linda Morelli focuses on jungle gyms and kindergarten classes, 06:48.074 --> 06:52.120 I'll be out here continuing to take big swings for the people of this town. 06:52.203 --> 06:55.623 From my family to yours, I'll see you at the polls. 06:55.706 --> 06:59.127 He was caught with three hookers on a boat. Suddenly, it's my problem. 06:59.210 --> 07:01.003 They're called sex workers. 07:01.087 --> 07:04.173 People are gonna see right through this. They're gonna see right through it. 07:04.257 --> 07:06.634 Can you imagine the audacity? 07:06.717 --> 07:09.262 Is this illegal? Honey, why are you wearing a suit? 07:09.345 --> 07:11.556 The campaign barbecue invite said family-friendly. 07:11.639 --> 07:13.683 I know, and that's what I wanted to talk to you about 07:13.766 --> 07:16.602 before you forced me to watch that insane video. 07:16.686 --> 07:18.229 -Um, I-- -Well, what? 07:18.312 --> 07:21.482 I was wanting to wait until after the campaign to tell you this, 07:21.566 --> 07:23.484 but it can't wait anymore, so I-- 07:23.568 --> 07:25.486 You're sick. It's cancer. Natalie, is it cancer? 07:25.570 --> 07:26.445 I… I don't know. 07:26.529 --> 07:29.448 It's not cancer, okay? I don't have cancer. 07:29.532 --> 07:31.284 -I… I, um… -Oh no. Oh God. 07:35.455 --> 07:36.497 I… 07:37.540 --> 07:38.583 met someone. 07:39.876 --> 07:40.877 Nicky! 07:40.960 --> 07:43.004 -And I'm leaving the church. -Oh. 07:43.588 --> 07:46.299 -Whoa. -And I'm… I'm telling you now 07:46.382 --> 07:50.511 because Rose caught us this morning. 07:50.595 --> 07:52.555 So it has sort of… 07:52.638 --> 07:55.266 -What? -…expedited the process a little bit. 07:55.349 --> 07:59.729 And I am… I am going to be his date today to a very important event, 07:59.812 --> 08:02.064 so I'm gonna be late for the barbecue. 08:02.148 --> 08:03.983 And I… I just wanted to tell you this 08:04.066 --> 08:06.986 and… and let you know that everything is under control, okay? 08:07.069 --> 08:10.615 -And… and I am good and I am happy, okay? -Mmm. 08:10.698 --> 08:13.618 So, this is obviously something we're gonna need to get ahead of. 08:13.701 --> 08:15.995 That was the support I was looking for, thank you so much. 08:16.078 --> 08:17.830 -No, Nicky, don't do that. -Do what? 08:17.914 --> 08:21.209 Expect the clouds to part because somebody caught you with your pants down. 08:21.292 --> 08:25.546 Your sister and I are waist-deep in fending off political attacks. 08:25.630 --> 08:29.008 So who is this boyfriend, this man that you met? 08:32.261 --> 08:33.596 It's Tareq Rivera. 08:33.679 --> 08:35.181 My Tareq?! 08:35.264 --> 08:37.433 Well, I don't think-- Yeah, I don't think you can-- 08:37.516 --> 08:39.268 -Oh! -He comes into the store. 08:39.352 --> 08:41.562 It doesn't mean you can claim him as yours. 08:41.646 --> 08:43.940 -Oh, Nick, you have got to be kidding me. -Yeah. 08:44.023 --> 08:48.694 Choosing this moment when I can't give this the amount of attention that I want. 08:48.778 --> 08:51.405 How long have you been hiding this from me? 08:51.489 --> 08:54.659 Finally, a man in the family who can work with his hands. 08:54.742 --> 08:56.118 Kevin works with his hands. 08:56.202 --> 08:58.829 -No, Kevin works with computers, Natalie. -Ah. 08:58.913 --> 09:02.875 Okay, yeah. I just… I… I did not want to tell you until after the election 09:02.959 --> 09:06.254 because I didn't want any of this to hurt your campaign in any way. 09:06.337 --> 09:08.673 It might. I'm an ally, but it might. 09:08.756 --> 09:11.259 Okay. And I also didn't want the entire town to know 09:11.342 --> 09:13.052 before I was ready to share this. 09:13.135 --> 09:14.971 -What are you implying? -Nothing. 09:15.054 --> 09:19.016 Donna's son, Anthony, came home from Mykonos last summer 09:19.100 --> 09:22.186 with a raging case of chlamydia from a "hot tub." It was a bathhouse. 09:22.270 --> 09:26.566 She pays his credit card bills. That is a secret that I will take to my grave. 09:26.649 --> 09:28.067 Mm-hmm. 09:28.150 --> 09:30.278 So as for Tom Donaldson, 09:30.361 --> 09:34.782 I think you just spend the barbecue laughing with kids, talking to families. 09:34.865 --> 09:36.993 You are the people's pick. 09:37.076 --> 09:37.910 -Yes. -Yeah? 09:37.994 --> 09:40.079 So let's just focus on showing that to the people. 09:40.162 --> 09:42.915 Okay, hun, I hope you're right. Honey, bring Tareq by the store. 09:42.999 --> 09:45.376 -I want to give him the family discount. -Okay. 09:48.004 --> 09:48.921 Hmm, uh… 09:54.135 --> 09:55.511 She makes a good point. 09:55.595 --> 09:57.013 She makes a great point. 09:57.096 --> 09:59.598 We tip a waitress. Why are we not tipping stewardesses? 09:59.682 --> 10:00.975 -Mmm. -It's fucking rude. 10:01.601 --> 10:02.935 I think they're union. 10:04.186 --> 10:06.105 I dated a flight attendant back in college. 10:11.152 --> 10:15.489 Afternoon, gentlemen. I just wanted to drop this off ahead of schedule. 10:16.073 --> 10:18.951 You can always depend on Ivan to bring in just what he owes us. 10:19.035 --> 10:20.494 Never over-delivers. 10:21.787 --> 10:25.625 Tell me, how does it feel to be so good at just doing the bare minimum? 10:25.708 --> 10:27.126 You get your money? 10:28.377 --> 10:29.378 Yeah, we're good. 10:32.340 --> 10:35.551 Your shoes stuck to the floor? Get the fuck out of here. 10:35.635 --> 10:38.346 Uh, we're… we're closing the store for a few days. 10:38.429 --> 10:42.099 We, uh, need to drive Andrei to Florida to visit his mother. 10:42.183 --> 10:43.517 Was that a question? 10:43.601 --> 10:46.437 Because I don't think our boss would respond very well to being told 10:46.520 --> 10:49.106 by two fucking clowns that they decided to take a vacation. 10:49.190 --> 10:52.568 -You two fucking sweethearts or something? -We're cousins. 10:53.486 --> 10:56.155 Can we go to Florida or not? 10:56.989 --> 10:58.407 I'll tell you what. 10:58.949 --> 11:02.870 Heads, the clown car gets to drive to Florida. 11:02.953 --> 11:05.373 Tails, Mom, she's shit out of luck. 11:13.673 --> 11:15.633 Two days. That's it. 11:17.301 --> 11:18.386 Thank you. 11:20.137 --> 11:21.472 Dickheads. 11:21.972 --> 11:23.349 What did he say? 11:23.432 --> 11:24.308 Assholes. 11:24.392 --> 11:26.519 Disrespect your mother like that. 11:26.602 --> 11:28.479 My mother doesn't live in Florida. 11:28.562 --> 11:32.108 They don't know that! I can't wait to get this fucking deal done. 11:32.191 --> 11:35.569 Bring in cheaper drugs, eliminate those assholes. 11:36.612 --> 11:37.613 Soon, soon. 11:37.697 --> 11:40.366 The two of us trying to swing this thing on our own, 11:40.449 --> 11:41.617 we will look like clowns. 11:41.701 --> 11:42.952 What's the latest on Yusuf? 11:43.035 --> 11:45.246 Working on it. I'll find him. 11:45.329 --> 11:48.749 We need some muscle in Miami. Serious, badass. 11:48.833 --> 11:51.335 Show the Brazilians that we're real players 11:51.419 --> 11:53.379 that can handle this operation. 11:53.879 --> 11:56.132 -And drag Yusuf back here… -I understand. 11:56.215 --> 12:00.302 …by his stupid fucking Nikes if you have to. 12:00.386 --> 12:01.721 Motherfuckin'… 12:01.804 --> 12:03.639 I hate this fucking car. 12:13.524 --> 12:15.025 -Hey! Oh. Whoa. -Hey! 12:15.109 --> 12:16.444 Oh, hi! 12:16.527 --> 12:17.611 Oh my God! 12:17.695 --> 12:19.196 Hey, girl! 12:19.280 --> 12:20.573 Um, we made cupcakes. 12:20.656 --> 12:22.533 -Oh my God -Oh my God. Cute. 12:22.616 --> 12:24.410 I will be eating one of those immediately. 12:24.493 --> 12:26.203 Thank you so much. 12:26.287 --> 12:27.705 -I can take that. -Yes! 12:27.788 --> 12:30.124 Thank you. Something from the registry, I hope. 12:30.207 --> 12:32.334 Yes. Promise. 12:32.418 --> 12:34.086 It's pink like all your, um… 12:34.587 --> 12:35.629 your pink stuff. 12:35.713 --> 12:37.798 -Yeah, thank you. -She knows me so well. 12:37.882 --> 12:40.968 -It's, like, my favorite color. -Yeah. 12:41.051 --> 12:42.303 -Come on in. -Okay. 12:42.386 --> 12:44.805 Here, can I get you guys a little bottletini? 12:44.889 --> 12:45.890 What is that? 12:45.973 --> 12:48.559 So, obligatory shower game. 12:48.642 --> 12:51.145 This is called dirty diaper. 12:51.228 --> 12:52.813 Oh my God, yes. 12:55.191 --> 12:57.234 And Morgan… 12:57.318 --> 13:00.488 …since you arrived last, you're first up. 13:00.571 --> 13:02.531 Oh, nah, someone else can go. 13:02.615 --> 13:04.241 -Put it on. -Come on, do it. 13:04.325 --> 13:06.452 Um, I'm really bad at games. 13:06.535 --> 13:07.578 Exactly. 13:07.661 --> 13:10.623 So, we have eight dirty diapers, 13:10.706 --> 13:15.878 and you have to guess what's been left in there by tasting each one. 13:15.961 --> 13:17.713 What the fuck? 13:19.089 --> 13:20.424 -What the fuck? -Oh my God. 13:20.508 --> 13:22.176 They're chocolate bars, Morgan. 13:22.259 --> 13:23.886 -Yeah. -Okay. 13:23.969 --> 13:26.305 -If she doesn't wanna go, I call dibs. -Oh, he'll do it. 13:26.388 --> 13:28.224 -No, no, no. Mm-mm. -No. Girls only. 13:28.307 --> 13:30.226 -Exactly. -I'm just gonna… 13:30.726 --> 13:31.810 Oh. 13:31.894 --> 13:33.854 -You got it? Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 13:35.564 --> 13:36.941 Oh! 13:37.024 --> 13:38.317 -Get in there. Get in. -Yeah. 13:38.400 --> 13:39.735 -Big bite. -Yeah. 13:39.819 --> 13:42.071 -Come on, come on, come on. -Okay. 13:43.656 --> 13:44.907 Oh my God, I can't watch. 13:49.537 --> 13:51.247 I ate the baby shit. I ate the shit. 13:51.330 --> 13:53.040 I ate the shit. 13:55.417 --> 13:57.878 You know, for someone who works with their hands, 13:57.962 --> 13:58.879 they're awfully soft. 13:58.963 --> 14:00.923 -Okay, you're the worst. -I'm just saying. 14:01.006 --> 14:03.384 -I love you, you're the worst. -It brings up some questions. 14:03.467 --> 14:05.344 Wait. It says we're supposed to be here, but… 14:05.427 --> 14:08.389 -I don't understand why we can't just ask. -Does this harbor have-- No. 14:08.472 --> 14:11.684 -What is the reluctance to ask for help? -It'll be fine, we're gonna find it. 14:11.767 --> 14:14.061 -He might know. Excuse me. -No, don't bother him. Nick. 14:14.144 --> 14:16.939 Hi, um, are you going to the Out and Loud event? 14:17.022 --> 14:18.816 -The what? -Out and Loud. 14:18.899 --> 14:23.195 It's an LGBTQIA+ organization. They're throwing a… a charity thing. 14:23.279 --> 14:25.281 "Out and Loud" sounds homophobic. 14:26.907 --> 14:28.659 No, it's not… it's not homophobic. 14:28.742 --> 14:32.746 It's-- It's like, good loud, like, "raise your voice" kind of situation. 14:32.830 --> 14:34.456 And why are you asking me? 14:36.667 --> 14:39.461 -We were just… -I don't… He's being-- 14:39.545 --> 14:41.839 My boyfriend is being honored at the event, 14:41.922 --> 14:43.882 and I just-- You have nice jeans. 14:43.966 --> 14:46.051 Honored for what? Including the "IA+"? 14:46.135 --> 14:47.720 Okay, do you know the place or not? 14:47.803 --> 14:49.430 That's New York City. 14:49.513 --> 14:53.058 The whole town is an LGBTQQIP2A+ event, so… 14:53.684 --> 14:55.728 -Great, thank you. Yeah. -Thanks so much. 14:57.146 --> 14:59.398 Why does our community have to be so divided? 14:59.481 --> 15:01.400 -What did I do to him? -You bothered him. 15:01.483 --> 15:03.319 Ugh! Speaking of dirty diapers, 15:03.402 --> 15:05.571 we told you guys about how we're potty training Barnaby. 15:05.654 --> 15:07.448 Yeah, we're doing the ten-minute rule. 15:07.531 --> 15:08.657 So we're in a Homesense, 15:08.741 --> 15:11.160 and he had to go number two, so we whip out the potty. 15:11.243 --> 15:12.745 That's cute. 15:12.828 --> 15:14.288 -Aww! -That's really cute. 15:14.371 --> 15:15.539 That is so cute. 15:15.623 --> 15:17.708 -Sorry, wait, what am I looking at, sorry? -Aww. 15:17.791 --> 15:19.168 High five. 15:19.251 --> 15:20.878 Bam! See? 15:20.961 --> 15:23.213 -Is he shitting in the bedding aisle? -Yeah. 15:23.297 --> 15:25.382 Morgan, he's two and a half. 15:25.466 --> 15:28.761 Right, I know, but like, someone's out, shopping for a new duvet for their bed, 15:28.844 --> 15:30.262 and your kid's just taking a dump? 15:31.388 --> 15:34.099 -Babe, it's a baby. -No. I know, but it is fucking gross. 15:34.183 --> 15:36.518 And did anyone ask the kid if he wants to be on social media 15:36.602 --> 15:39.897 taking a shit in a Homesense? Like, that kid will grow up someday. 15:39.980 --> 15:41.106 Yeah. 15:43.067 --> 15:45.944 Well, it's, like, really good to see you guys. We've missed you. 15:46.028 --> 15:47.488 -Oh, yes. -Yeah. 15:48.155 --> 15:50.658 You guys would have the cutest kids. 15:50.741 --> 15:52.618 -Yes. -Aww. 15:52.701 --> 15:54.787 -Yes. -It's true, right? 15:54.870 --> 15:59.249 -When are you guys gonna go for it? -Maybe… Maybe someday. Yeah, I don't know. 15:59.333 --> 16:00.626 We know, Morgan. 16:01.585 --> 16:05.089 It's, like, really amazing, and you would be, like, an amazing mom. 16:05.172 --> 16:07.341 -Yeah. -Come on. You guys are ready. 16:07.424 --> 16:08.968 -You're ready. -Yeah. 16:09.051 --> 16:12.346 -You've been together for so long… -You would love it. 16:12.429 --> 16:14.556 For you guys, it works, but I think, you know… 16:14.640 --> 16:16.225 -No. -You are perfect together. 16:16.308 --> 16:18.560 -You'll love it. -Oh my gosh, yeah. 16:18.644 --> 16:20.312 I can't have kids! 16:26.527 --> 16:27.903 I, uh… 16:27.987 --> 16:30.489 I can't have them, so… 16:32.366 --> 16:34.952 Yeah, I would love to sit around all day, Tara, 16:35.035 --> 16:37.955 and watch your kid shit all over the place, but… 16:39.415 --> 16:42.334 Uh, it's kinda hard for me right now, so… 16:43.711 --> 16:44.795 Excuse me. 16:45.295 --> 16:48.173 And I'm sorry that I ruined this party. I didn't wanna do that, okay? 16:48.257 --> 16:50.300 Thank you for having us. This was really beautiful. 16:50.384 --> 16:53.053 Get the fuck up. Get up, get the fuck over here. We're leaving. 16:53.137 --> 16:54.930 Sorry. 17:15.451 --> 17:16.410 Is it on a boat? 17:16.493 --> 17:19.163 No, the invite just said Pier 49. 17:19.747 --> 17:22.374 -Okay, well, we're on Pier 49. -This doesn't look like a gala. 17:22.458 --> 17:25.461 Looks like a bunch of people who don't know where they're supposed to be going. 17:25.544 --> 17:26.378 Okay. 17:28.922 --> 17:31.008 Teagan's phone's disconnected. 17:31.091 --> 17:32.718 Can you call someone else? 17:32.801 --> 17:35.763 Teagan organized this whole thing. They're the only person I ever dealt with. 17:35.846 --> 17:38.182 Okay. I mean, I… I don't know what to tell you. 17:38.265 --> 17:39.850 I do see some lesbians, though. 17:39.933 --> 17:42.061 So, worse comes to worst, they'll figure it out for us. 17:42.144 --> 17:43.187 Nick, stop, please. 17:43.270 --> 17:45.981 Just stop for a second, okay? This isn't funny, okay? 17:46.065 --> 17:47.066 Okay. 17:47.149 --> 17:49.401 The website's down. Something's wrong. 17:49.485 --> 17:51.779 I gotta figure out what's going on here. 17:51.862 --> 17:53.405 -Do you want my help? -No. 17:58.660 --> 18:00.996 Does anyone know what's going on? Okay. 18:10.839 --> 18:13.467 -What am I gonna be today? -It's a surprise. 18:13.550 --> 18:15.260 -Can I get a hint? -No. 18:15.344 --> 18:17.721 Oh, you're a little firecracker, aren't you? 18:17.805 --> 18:21.100 Well, I think we're about finished up, so thank you, Arabella. 18:21.183 --> 18:22.810 -I'm not done. -I'm done. 18:22.893 --> 18:26.230 Oh. Whoa. My goodness. 18:26.313 --> 18:28.315 Great job. Can I-- Ma, can I talk to you? 18:28.398 --> 18:29.233 -Yes! -Over there. 18:29.316 --> 18:31.819 -Kevin, honey, you wanna take my spot? -Take it, Kevin. 18:31.902 --> 18:32.820 Yeah. 18:32.903 --> 18:34.196 I… Um… 18:34.279 --> 18:35.114 What? 18:35.197 --> 18:38.450 -What… what did you do? What'd you do? -Cozying up to the families. 18:38.534 --> 18:41.078 -Why? You're making me nervous. -Tom is here. 18:41.161 --> 18:43.372 -What do you mean Tom is here? -He is here right now. 18:43.455 --> 18:45.624 He's walking towards us and he's pulling focus… 18:45.707 --> 18:48.085 -Oh my God. -…so I would just take the high road. 18:48.168 --> 18:52.840 Natalie, I did not burn my bra to be talked down to by my own daughter. 18:52.923 --> 18:54.216 I know how to handle him. 18:54.299 --> 18:55.801 -Yeah. -Tom. 18:56.969 --> 19:00.389 Didn't expect you to come out today. Appreciate the support. 19:00.472 --> 19:02.307 Yeah, I just wanted to stop by, 19:02.391 --> 19:06.019 remind people that after they get their kid a free hot dog, 19:06.103 --> 19:08.772 I'm available to answer any grown-up questions 19:08.856 --> 19:11.108 they might have about our upcoming election. 19:11.191 --> 19:13.777 Well, I appreciate you taking time away from your boat… 19:13.861 --> 19:15.404 -Oh. -…uh, but these are good people 19:15.487 --> 19:18.323 who have a very clear sense of my values. 19:18.407 --> 19:20.284 And I wouldn't want you to scare anybody off, 19:20.367 --> 19:22.578 so I'm gonna ask you all to take this across the street. 19:22.661 --> 19:24.997 Oh, see, last I checked, it was a free country, 19:25.080 --> 19:26.707 so I can do what I'd like. 19:26.790 --> 19:28.792 -Linda, I think you're needed. -Okay, hon. 19:28.876 --> 19:31.128 -Well, give my best to your wife and kids. -Oh, yeah. 19:31.211 --> 19:34.756 Well, my wife has been my biggest supporter, as have my children. 19:34.840 --> 19:38.177 We're a stronger family because of it. But you wouldn't know what that's like. 19:38.260 --> 19:39.178 You take care, Tom. 19:39.261 --> 19:41.513 Yeah. And speaking of hot dogs… 19:41.597 --> 19:45.058 …I heard your son's involved in a bit of a sex scandal at the church. 19:45.142 --> 19:48.228 Yeah, my neighbor said he's, uh, stepping down. Oof. 19:48.312 --> 19:49.771 Poor kid. 19:49.855 --> 19:53.192 But I guess that's what happens when you grow up in a broken home. 19:53.275 --> 19:56.486 But by all means, kitty cat, family first. 19:56.570 --> 19:57.696 Oh. 19:57.779 --> 19:59.448 -Mom. Run. -Natalie, get me out of here. 19:59.531 --> 20:01.408 -Where do I-- -Legs. I'll carry you. 20:03.160 --> 20:04.912 Are we gonna talk about it? 20:05.662 --> 20:06.580 About what? 20:07.080 --> 20:10.167 Okay, well, first of all, you're on birth control. 20:10.250 --> 20:12.794 Why'd you tell Tara that we can't have kids? That's fucking crazy. 20:12.878 --> 20:15.297 I didn't. I didn't say "we." I didn't say "we," I said "I." 20:15.380 --> 20:18.133 God forbid anyone think your dick doesn't work for two seconds. 20:18.216 --> 20:20.469 And you know, like, what if I couldn't have kids? 20:20.552 --> 20:22.095 Okay, but you can. 20:22.179 --> 20:25.807 Okay, but she doesn't know that. She doesn't know what I'm going through. 20:25.891 --> 20:28.018 What are you going through, Morgan? 20:28.101 --> 20:30.771 You're running now. You're baking cupcakes. Like, this is… 20:30.854 --> 20:33.482 I don't know, okay? I don't know, I'm trying. 20:33.982 --> 20:35.984 -Trying? -Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. 20:36.068 --> 20:39.988 I'm trying to be a better person, but I can't… I can't be like those people. 20:40.072 --> 20:43.158 -What's wrong with those people? -Oh my-- Everything! Everything! 20:43.242 --> 20:45.452 It was a fucking game, Morgan. 20:45.535 --> 20:46.787 It was a game. 20:46.870 --> 20:50.082 Have you thought about the fact that it actually might do you some good 20:50.165 --> 20:51.875 to eat shit from time to time? 20:51.959 --> 20:53.627 Oh… I would eat shit right now 20:53.710 --> 20:56.213 if it prevented me from turning into those people. 20:56.296 --> 20:58.590 Who do you think you are, Morgan? 20:58.674 --> 21:00.676 You are losing it. 21:00.759 --> 21:02.678 Yeah. Have you ever thought about the fact 21:02.761 --> 21:05.931 that maybe everyone else is fucking losing it, and I've just, like… 21:06.765 --> 21:08.308 I've just stayed the same. 21:10.769 --> 21:13.855 Natalie, I really don't want to hear it, okay? We're on our way. We're-- 21:16.608 --> 21:17.734 She-- She what? 21:18.527 --> 21:19.486 What the fuck? 21:22.322 --> 21:24.533 Do you know how much time it takes me to look like this? 21:25.117 --> 21:28.578 -I can only imagine. -A lot of fucking time. Too much time. 21:28.662 --> 21:30.372 I'm sorry, uh, I wish I had more information. 21:30.455 --> 21:31.957 -Oh. -I'm just as frustrated as you are. 21:32.040 --> 21:34.876 It looks like Teagan took the money and ran. I don't know what to say. 21:34.960 --> 21:39.089 Not to mention Out Magazine paid 3K for a table at an event that doesn't exist. 21:39.172 --> 21:42.092 They're in publishing. Do you think they have that kind of money? 21:42.175 --> 21:46.013 Look, I know you're not the one that did the scamming, but you're a chair, 21:46.096 --> 21:48.807 and you're right in front of me, and a person I can yell at. 22:01.945 --> 22:02.946 You okay? 22:03.947 --> 22:08.243 If I never hear the name Teagan ever again, it'll be too soon. 22:08.327 --> 22:09.786 Not now, Nick. 22:09.870 --> 22:10.787 Okay. 22:15.042 --> 22:17.544 -It's not your fault. -But it kind of is my fault. 22:17.627 --> 22:18.628 How? 22:19.379 --> 22:22.049 How is some asshole stealing money your fault? 22:22.132 --> 22:24.760 Because there were signs, and I ignored them. 22:25.927 --> 22:28.263 Was Teagan hard to pin down from time to time? Yeah. 22:29.473 --> 22:32.517 Did I question on a few occasions if this person was legit? 22:32.601 --> 22:34.853 Was it weird their bank was in Estonia? Yeah! 22:34.936 --> 22:38.440 But I was so desperate to offset my guilt that I looked the other way. 22:41.318 --> 22:42.194 What guilt? 22:43.320 --> 22:45.781 This relationship put me back in the closet, Nick. 22:45.864 --> 22:48.617 And I'm not blaming you for it. I was a willing participant. 22:48.700 --> 22:50.786 I would make the jokes too. 22:50.869 --> 22:53.371 But it doesn't feel good to hide this away. 22:54.539 --> 22:57.292 I got involved in Out and Loud so I could stay in this 22:57.376 --> 22:59.753 and not feel like I was betraying a huge part of who I am. 23:05.717 --> 23:08.512 Well, there has to be a way of fixing this, no? 23:09.304 --> 23:11.640 Not unless you know how to get all those people's money back. 23:19.064 --> 23:21.358 Former military, ruthless. 23:21.441 --> 23:23.860 Recommendation from a friend inside. 23:24.653 --> 23:26.696 Good. Great. 23:28.156 --> 23:31.910 So… you guys think you can handle this? 23:37.290 --> 23:39.042 Andrei… 23:39.126 --> 23:41.169 They… they don't speak English? 23:41.753 --> 23:44.256 So they don't speak English. They're security. 23:44.339 --> 23:46.258 They don't need to speak English. 23:46.341 --> 23:47.801 You got Yusuf? 23:47.884 --> 23:49.177 Where the fuck is Yusuf? 23:50.345 --> 23:51.471 Istanbul. 23:52.055 --> 23:54.057 -What do you mean? -He went home. 23:54.724 --> 23:56.518 He use company card to buy a ticket. 23:56.601 --> 23:57.769 He went home? 23:57.853 --> 23:58.979 Business class. 24:01.106 --> 24:03.942 He went home. 24:04.025 --> 24:08.864 The Brazilians want to meet our operations team, you fucking moron. 24:08.947 --> 24:11.658 -Can't just be the two of us. -Three isn't much better. 24:11.741 --> 24:13.577 Well, three is better than two. 24:14.202 --> 24:18.206 Three people who actually speak English, who know the route. 24:18.290 --> 24:20.500 Do you have any idea what the Brazilians will do to us 24:20.584 --> 24:22.252 if they don't think we can handle this? 24:22.335 --> 24:23.503 Yes, kill us. 24:23.587 --> 24:24.838 And if I get killed, 24:24.921 --> 24:27.674 I will make sure you know you were the reason for it. 24:27.757 --> 24:31.511 I'll get killed too, you fucking idiot, so what difference will that make? 25:07.005 --> 25:08.965 The fuck are you doing here? 25:13.053 --> 25:16.181 -Who are they? -None of your fucking business. 25:16.264 --> 25:18.058 -The fuck is he doing here? -Uh… 25:18.141 --> 25:20.810 -You both wanted us to come to Miami. -Yeah. 25:20.894 --> 25:22.771 Yeah? 25:22.854 --> 25:27.609 I am willing to do that for you if you do something for me first. 25:27.692 --> 25:30.403 And the girl. We need the girl too. She's tougher than he is. 25:30.487 --> 25:31.446 All right, well… 25:31.530 --> 25:34.157 And what… what do you need from us? 25:36.993 --> 25:41.540 You know people who can track people down, you know, make things right? 25:41.623 --> 25:42.624 You need a hit. 25:42.707 --> 25:43.833 -A what? -A hit. 25:43.917 --> 25:47.170 -You need them to disappear. -No. No, no, no, no. 25:47.254 --> 25:48.797 I-- There's… 25:48.880 --> 25:52.384 There's somebody who has just stolen a lot of money from a lot of people, okay? 25:52.467 --> 25:56.554 I just need you to find them and do whatever it takes to get the money back. 25:56.638 --> 25:57.847 Okay? But not a hit. 25:57.931 --> 26:00.350 So… so, I don't know, scare them… 26:00.934 --> 26:03.311 -But without the hit part. -Mm-hmm. 26:03.395 --> 26:05.105 -You have info on them? -Yeah. 26:05.730 --> 26:08.900 Then both of you will have to come to Miami. 26:09.776 --> 26:12.112 Well, I can only speak for myself. 26:14.739 --> 26:16.533 Okay, well, if you can let me take this call, 26:16.616 --> 26:19.160 I could try to convince "the tougher one" to come. 26:19.244 --> 26:21.371 -Go ahead. -Morgan, what do you want? 26:23.456 --> 26:24.749 She what? 26:33.174 --> 26:35.093 Oh, Jesus Christ. 26:35.176 --> 26:38.346 -What is that, an owl? -It's a fucking possum, Nicky, okay? 26:38.430 --> 26:39.764 It's a goddamn possum. 26:39.848 --> 26:41.808 -You couldn't have washed off the paint? -Morgan! 26:41.891 --> 26:44.394 Do you not think we thought about that? It's not water-soluble. 26:44.477 --> 26:46.313 If we tried, it would only make it worse. 26:46.396 --> 26:49.899 Well, there's nothing we can fucking do about it now, okay? So, enough. 26:51.901 --> 26:55.155 Here's what's gonna happen. I am going to walk you down those steps, 26:55.238 --> 26:58.408 past the press, and into the car, okay? 26:58.491 --> 26:59.576 Yeah. 26:59.659 --> 27:01.661 That's what we're gonna do. Is everybody clear? 27:01.745 --> 27:03.455 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 27:04.664 --> 27:07.000 You've worked way too hard for this to derail you now, Linda. 27:07.083 --> 27:08.376 Yeah. 27:08.460 --> 27:10.378 Okay, good, let's go. 27:10.462 --> 27:13.840 Okay, and maybe turn your head away from the cameras. 27:17.761 --> 27:18.887 One question! 27:18.970 --> 27:21.306 What do you have to say about Tom Donaldson? 27:22.891 --> 27:25.935 Mrs. Morelli, care to comment on the allegations of assault 27:26.019 --> 27:27.228 coming from Mr. Donaldson? 27:27.312 --> 27:28.897 -Bullshit, let it go. -No, no, assault? 27:28.980 --> 27:30.940 Is that what he's-- Is that what he's calling it? 27:31.024 --> 27:31.858 Okay, sure. 27:33.276 --> 27:34.319 Um… 27:34.402 --> 27:36.196 Here's the truth. 27:37.614 --> 27:41.618 There are very few things that a mother won't do to protect her son, 27:41.701 --> 27:46.790 especially when he's found love after dedicating two decades of his life 27:46.873 --> 27:47.957 to the church. 27:48.041 --> 27:51.294 You fuck with my family, you fuck with me. 27:51.378 --> 27:53.797 And I'm sorry if that sounds déclassé or something, 27:53.880 --> 27:56.007 but that's who this mother is. 27:56.091 --> 27:58.718 -See, Tom Donaldson got something… -Linda, the car's right here. 27:58.802 --> 28:01.179 …very wrong about me. 28:01.262 --> 28:04.849 Yes, my campaign is built on family first, but the thing is, 28:04.933 --> 28:08.853 I consider this town to be my family, 28:08.937 --> 28:10.772 and I will protect it, 28:11.314 --> 28:14.609 and I will fight for it with the same maternal instincts 28:14.693 --> 28:18.321 that I did for my son this afternoon. 28:19.322 --> 28:22.033 So if Tom Donaldson 28:22.117 --> 28:26.913 considers a little tap on the nose from this lowly mother of three assault, 28:26.996 --> 28:29.082 then I'm afraid… 28:29.165 --> 28:34.504 …he has totally underestimated just how powerful my family is. 28:34.587 --> 28:36.923 -Linda! -Linda Morelli! 28:41.594 --> 28:44.347 -I need you to come with me to Miami. -Oh, thank God. family is.