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Are you Diana?

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You the one Ivan sent?

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Yeah.

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-Oh, it's all there.
-Says who?

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You? I don't know you.

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Okay, says Ivan.

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Who says I trust Ivan?

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I don't trust
my own fucking granddaughter.

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She's a liar.

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Okay.

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Hmm.

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Thank you.

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In the future, never hand over the money
till you see what you're buying.

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It's a dead giveaway you're new at this.

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It's all there, sweetheart?

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Why? You got somewhere to be?

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Maybe.

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Now click your heels together three times
and get the fuck out of my hair.

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Okay.

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I like your attitude, though.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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Um…

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I'm so sorry, I'm not here for that.

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I am. So can you show me some respect?

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Yeah, of-- of course.
I just don't have any cash on me.

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So I jus-- I just didn't want to engage
without the cash.

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Unless you take Zelle.

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I'm just waiting on my sister
who's dropping off an application. So…

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Wow. Unbelieva--

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-Time check?
-Yeah.

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Um… Six minutes.

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Okay. I told you, you didn't have to
worry for ten. That's four under.

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What a skill, Morgan. Congratulations.

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Can we leave?
It smells like bleach in here.

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-Okay, yeah. Sure.
-Okay.

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You know, for a second there,
I was actually thinking about doing it.

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You do understand you can't just sit
at the bottom of the pole

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begging people for money, right?
You have to, like, work at it.

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I don't know.
I feel like I'm getting good at this.

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Running errands for a strange Russian man?

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-Yeah. Kind of.
-Okay, Morgan, for sure.

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-That's great.
-All right.

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It's 6:00 a.m.

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-So I'm gonna just get back to bed.
-You're gonna go? Okay.

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-Okay?
-I'm up though.

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-Did you want to…
-Huh?

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-Do you want to get food?
-No.

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Where were you?

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Hmm?

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Where were you?

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I had a parishioner in the hospital
with double pneumonia.

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Hmm.

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-Who was it?
-Uh…

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Jessica. Do-- Uh, Jessica's uncle.
Do you-- do you--

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-I don't know…
-Hmm.

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You might not have… met him.

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Oh. Go back to bed.

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I've really been enjoying
staying over here the past few nights.

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Me too.

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You're worried she's been judging us?

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I like to think she's pretty progressive.

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This is the most fun she's had in years.

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Why is it that religion has such a problem

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with two people
who are in love with each other?

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Because God is perfect,
but the people who interpret him are not.

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So you're just gonna leave me hanging--

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I'm sorry, did you say something to me?

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Yeah, I said I love you.

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I love you too.

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Now can you promise me you will honor
this moment by having a good day

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without twisting it
into some kind of problem?

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You're so much hotter when you're happy.

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Things are good. They're good.

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Gnarly rash, gone.

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Why did you bring the rash into this?

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We were having such a nice… moment.

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Oh, come here.

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Fuck.

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Okay.

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Sure you wanna keep these?
They're her high school yearbooks.

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Nicholas, do you want to keep them?

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Because I have to check out
in half an hour.

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This is like a hotel
for people circling the drain.

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-Okay.
-This is what she wanted.

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She wasn't attached to anything.

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She was a very unromantic,
practical woman.

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Okay. I mean, she wanted the necklace.

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What necklace?

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The necklace she was buried in.

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-She wanted that.
-Oh, she didn't care about that.

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That was more for me.
I wanted her to have something nice.

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Donate.

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Holy shit.

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Uh…

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I don't know.
An old box of tennis ticket stubs?

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Oh, she would want Dina to have those.
Let's set those aside for Dina Caputo.

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Sorry, you don't want anything,

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but you want Dina Caputo
to have an old box of tennis ticket stubs?

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It was just something
that they did together.

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-I have long suspected…
-Okay.

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…that your grandmother was a lesbian.

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Excuse me?

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And that she and Dina would have been
together if things had been different.

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Dina's had that haircut her entire life.

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-I saw them holding hands once.
-What?

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I think that's why
she was so difficult to deal with.

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Dad died so young, she never remarried,

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and I think it was because
she was in love with Dina Caputo. Trash.

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Avoiding intimacy for such a long time
can really harden a person, hon,

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to the point where you fear
any semblance of softness.

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The truth is, everybody deserves
love and a good sex life.

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Yeah, I mean, you know.

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I know it's been a while since Dad,

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but you… you are
more than welcome to date.

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-There's nothing stopping you from that.
-I was talking about you.

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-Me?
-You think I'm a hard woman?

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No, I don't.

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You-- You think I'm a hard person?

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I think that you have made
some very selfless decisions in your life,

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but if I'm being honest,
sometimes I get scared

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that your closest relationship
is with God.

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And don't take this the wrong way, honey,

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but God isn't touching
your body for pleasure.

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All right, Ma. I… I--

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No, honey, I know
that it's a sacred relationship,

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but you know what I'm… talking about.

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I mean, yeah, I do, but…

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I have a lot of relationships
that I'm grateful for in my life, okay?

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I'm… I'm choosing… happiness.

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You know? So you…
you don't need to worry about me.

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Okay, well, that's good.

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I just felt like
I had to say that out loud.

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And you did. So…

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And I do have sex, Nicholas.

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All right, I don't need
to hear about that.

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No, I do. No. But I'm glad
that I come across as some spinster

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who tucks herself into bed
and says a prayer and goes to sleep.

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-I think you're reading into something.
-I am not my mother.

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Well, all right.

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Hi, Mrs. Morelli.

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Uh, I just wanted to check in and see
if you had any idea about your ETD.

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I do not.
I will come get you when we're finished,

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and I would have killed for
this level of attentiveness

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when my mother was actually in this room.

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Okay.

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Jesus Christ.

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What?

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-What? What are you looking at?
-Nothing. I'm not looking at anything.

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-What are you thinking?
-I'm not thinking anything.

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-No, I know. Turn it off.
-Okay.

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I have my first debate this afternoon.

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I have been under
a tremendous amount of stress.

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So that's a very different situation.

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Yeah. Soft.

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Trash.

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She's just mean…

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…for no reason.

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And some of the times,
I think it's kind of hot.

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In like a "pain is pleasure" kind of way.

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But some of the times, you know,
I just, like, wish that it was easier.

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Well, how am I supposed
to tell the difference?

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Is that a real question or a reaction?

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I don't know. Both.

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I mean, he's calling me mean.
I feel the need to defend myself.

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Defend yourself.

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Would you describe the current state
of your relationship as, uh, combative?

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-No.
-Fuck, yeah.

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I would describe it as me having
opinions and Max throwing tantrums.

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When you use words like "tantrum,"

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can you see how that can be perceived
as an attack on Max?

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Thank you.

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Yeah, you, like, push me for no reason.

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Stop saying that. I--
It's not for no reason.

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I'm pushing you because maybe deep down,
right, I am waiting for you to push back,

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and you never do.

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And it is so unattractive.
Like, I want you to get mad.

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I'm an only child, Morgan.

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I didn't grow up in some
emotional war zone like you did, okay?

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This is all that I know.

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So if that's unattractive to you, fine.

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Trust me, you can be very unattractive
to me sometimes too.

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Okay, see, this is what I'm talking about.

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-What are you talking about?
-You sticking up for yourself!

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Oh! Oh, you want me to talk
to you like this all the time?

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-Yell and scream?
-Not all the time! Maybe sometimes.

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-I am so bored a lot of the time. And--
-Oh my God.

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-Bored. I'm boring. Oh, I'm boring.
-I'm not saying you're boring!

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-I'm a boring boyfriend.
-I didn't say you were boring.

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Okay! Okay!

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This is good.

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But I think we have to bottle this feeling
between you two in a way that's…

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Well, it's not this.

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Look, relationships are supposed to be
a safe place.

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And, Morgan, perhaps
if you're looking to be challenged,

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finding outlets outside the relationship
might allow for more…

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patience and warmth with Max, which…

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It's a different kind of excitement.

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I just want you to look at me
the way that you used to look at me.

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I want that too.

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Okay, when she ended things
after high school and moved to New York,

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I thought, "Wow,
what a fucking bitch." Right?

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But also, like, "There goes the most
interesting person I've ever met."

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You're saying it like
it's like I did something special.

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New York is, like,
a 30-minute train ride from here.

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Okay, but people don't just
do that, Morgan.

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They don't just, like, oh, leave home
to go pursue their dreams.

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Yeah--

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Then I didn't book any jobs
and I ran out of money, so, yeah…

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Who fucking cares?

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Who cares?
You have all these worldly experiences.

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I want to experience
something worldly with you

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that isn't just my mom taking us to Cabo.

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We should go to fucking Burning Man.

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We're not gonna go to Burning Man,
but I get what you're saying, you know?

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Like, I understand. I'm so sorry.
I'm just gonna step out for one second.

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I just have to take this,
but I'm-- I'm really sorry.

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I think you both want the same things.

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Okay, what is up with you?

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What do you mean?

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Uh, I don't know. Something is off.

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You-- you haven't complained once.
You're borderline pleasant.

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I'm having a nice day, okay?

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I realize that there's no point
in making our situation any worse

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than it already is.

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We don't actually know
if these people are criminals.

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I mean, you know… I… I don't know.

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They could just be overextended
and needing a few extra hands.

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That's…

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We are driving to pick up a stranger
from prison. Are you okay?

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I'm leaning into joy today, Morgan.

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I'm trying to have a nice, happy,
meaningful life today.

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Don't you find it demeaning, though?

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That they send us
on these little gofer errands.

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It's like they think
we're not capable of more.

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We don't want them thinking we're capable
of more, Morgan. Why would we want that?

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I don't know. If you're gonna send me
to the strip club, put me on the pole.

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-You know?
-I've never had that thought.

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And what even is a medium-security prison?

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Like, what do you even have to do
to be "mediumly" secured?

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I don't-- I don't care.

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-It's a very organized system.
-Ma'am.

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-Pop the trunk.
-Oh.

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Pop the trunk.

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It's strict here.

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-Do you have anything in your trunk?
-No.

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-Is there anything in there?
-No.

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-Ma'am.
-Mm-hmm.

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Are you aware that you have six cases
of Four Loko in the trunk of your car?

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-What?
-Fucking Max.

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-Who drinks that?
-No, I wasn't aware of that.

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I can't let you in
with drinks in your trunk.

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-Come on.
-I'm gonna have to walk, then.

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Uh, no, I'll go. I'll go. I'll do it.

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As much as I'd love
to send you into a prison,

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Reverend Dardano is supposed to be
picking up an incarcerated parishioner…

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…he's been counseling, okay? So.

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This sucks.

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Say a prayer.

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Do I have to go around?

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Hi, I'm here to take you to your apartment

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and offer whatever rehabilitative--
reha-- rehabilitative services…

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Okay.

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Hello.

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Are you… are you Andrei?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Oh, I'm, um… I'm Pastor Dardano.

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I'm here to take you
to your new apartment, um,

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and offer whatever rehabilitative services
you would like for your reentry.

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Um, do you have
everything you need, or…?

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Where's Ivan?

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Oh, right. Um…

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Ivan thought it would be better
if I came to pick you up,

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just optically speaking.

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-Why are you whispering?
-I don't know.

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I'm not quite sure
why I'm whispering, actually.

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Where's the car?

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Oh, okay, so we couldn't park in here,
so it's just a quick 10 to 15 this way.

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If you want to come with-- Okay.

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Mm-hmm.

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You must be relieved to be out of prison.

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-I don't wanna talk!
-Okay.

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Linda.

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Oh, hi. Hi, Annette.

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-Hi.
-You look fabulous.

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Oh, thank you, Annette.

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All right, everyone, settle down, please.

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Settle down.

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First of all, I would like to thank
the both of you for being here today.

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-Thank you for having us both.
-Of course, glad to be here.

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All right, well,
let me begin with an easy question

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to get things rolling.

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What distinguishes each of you
from the other candidate?

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-Linda, we'll start with you.
-Yes.

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I know-- Thank you for the question, Jane.

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I know this town like the back of my hand.

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I was born here. Um…

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My family has owned Morelli's Hardware
for over 70 years.

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I raised my kids here,
and I have watched this town grow,

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which is why I have a strong desire

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to preserve the Glenview
that I know and love

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and to restore
a sense of safety and security

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that has long been associated with it.

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Just last week, my son was assaulted
on the street for being gay.

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That is not the town that I know.

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That is not the town that I love.

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Now more than ever, we need a leader
who has seen this town at its very best.

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Tom, same question.

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Well, first off, I just want to say
that I find it heartbreaking

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that Linda Morelli doesn't seem
to like this town very much.

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Hmm?

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I happen to love this town.
Always have, always will.

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That's not, uh, what I said in the--

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Sorry, Linda. It is Tom's time to answer
the question. You will get a rebuttal.

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-Well…
-But I didn't--

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Let me just say…

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I am in agreement.
Hate crimes have no place in this town.

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-Well, duh.
-Well…

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But do we really want
someone's mom dictating policy

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based on what happens to her kids?

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I mean, if her daughter gets a flat tire,

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will we suddenly
have to, uh, repave every road?

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Sorry, Tom, but, uh, is that your answer

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to what distinguishes you
as a… a candidate?

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Because, um, it's easy to critique
somebody else's answer

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when you haven't an-- answered one.

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Wow, see, I didn't know you were running
for the job of moderator. Huh.

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Watch out, Jane.

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Uh, okay. Well,
as the owner of 38 Jimmy John's,

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my employee count is ten times
the size of this city council

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and likely 20 times the size
of whoever Linda's got on staff

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at her little, uh, shop.

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I know how to manage people,
and I know how to manage places.

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My opponent, who seems very nice,

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feels better suited to run
our neighborhood watch programs

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than lead our entire municipal government.

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Tom, you better be careful there,

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because you're starting to sound
a little bit misogynistic.

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Uh-oh. There it is. I've awoken the beast.

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We get it, Linda. You're tough.

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I'm starting to understand how you managed
to scare off the chief of police.

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Excuse me?

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Morgan, he's smoking in the car.

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-Put the window down.
-Yeah.

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Jesus.

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He put the window back up. Can you--

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-What is going on here?
-Okay.

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So, um…

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What were you in for?

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-It's better you don't know.
-Okay.

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Okay, that's the scariest answer…

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…you could've possibly given me.

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-Thank you.
-Oh, God.

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Yeah, we have him.
We're… We're driving to the apartment.

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-No, you're not.
-What do you mean, "we're not"?

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-Put him on speakerphone.
-What do you mean? What--

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What do you mean, "No, we're not"?
We're… we're in the car with him.

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No, you're fucking not!

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The apartment won't be ready
until tomorrow

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because someone asked
to have it fucking repainted.

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Don't put this on me.

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Okay. Well, how long does it take
to paint an apartment?

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He says two coats.
There's no point in only doing one.

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-I've slept in worse.
-He won't let me in.

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The walls are wet. The room stinks.

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Who the fuck asked for paint?

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-I'm not in… I don't-- I don't know, okay?
-Hi, Mom.

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Morgan, what are you doing
on Nicholas's phone? Put me on speaker.

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-Oh, I don't think that works right now.
-Hold please.

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No, Morgan, this is a crisis.
I need to talk to both of you.

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-What is she saying?
-Okay.

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The debate was a disaster. We're having
an emergency family dinner at the house.

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Hello? Who the fuck is that?
Who else is in the car?

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Nobody else is in the car.

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Someone else is in the car? Where are you?

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Ma, tonight doesn't really work for me,
because I promised Max

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we were gonna have a romantic night in.

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Uh, okay, well, Nicky,
be here in 30 minutes.

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-Who is this woman?
-I hear someone's voice.

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Who the fuck is talking right now?

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No-- Nobody's talking. It's--
Mom, I'm with a parishioner, okay?

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I don't think I'm gonna be home,
so I… I… I don't think I can make dinner.

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No, Nicholas! This is nonnegotiable.

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I got raked over the coals
by a sandwich king at the debate.

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-What? What is she talking about?
-I need some help here.

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If you need to,
bring your friend to dinner.

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He's not my friend.

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But be here by 7:00. You know
how I hate using the warming drawer.

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-Lady.
-Is that your friend?

21:18.026 --> 21:19.695
Tell him I'm making chicken cacciatore.

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I don't know what the fuck is going on.

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But someone take me the fucking off
of speakerphone right now!

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He called me an animal.
It was humiliating.

21:29.204 --> 21:31.331
Well, what made him say that?
Were you yelling at him?

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Was I yelling at him?

21:33.375 --> 21:35.293
No, I was defending myself,

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and on top of that,
he added absolutely nothing of value

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except that his grandfather
apparently invented the French dip.

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But the most disturbing part of it was,
people seemed to side with him.

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This is the most delicious chicken
I've ever had.

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Every night I've dreamed
of a meal like this.

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Oh.

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I think he's crying.

21:58.525 --> 22:01.528
Well, thank you very much.
It was my mother's recipe.

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She was an excellent cook
and a notoriously difficult woman,

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which apparently, is not a recessive gene
in this family.

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-Mom, nobody thinks that, okay?
-Mmm.

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You are being way too hard on yourself.

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Nicky brought it up this morning.

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I never said
you were turning into your mother.

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Can you make my life easier
for just one fucking day?

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He's scared.

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Excuse me?

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This Donaldson.

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A strong man would not be intimidated
by a strong woman.

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-Now you know his weakness.
-Mm-hmm.

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Weakness always exposes itself.

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Oof.

22:38.315 --> 22:40.150
-Interesting.
-Okay.

22:40.692 --> 22:42.986
I'd like to know more.
Nicky, grab another bottle of wine.

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Okay.

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-Oh, yeah.
-Um…

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So,

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more chicken?

22:50.619 --> 22:52.120
-Mmm.
-Okay.

22:55.332 --> 22:57.501
You know, you never actually said
how you know my son.

22:58.502 --> 23:00.962
He picked me up from prison.

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A-ha.

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That's fabulous.

23:04.049 --> 23:04.883
I…

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Um, which one?

23:14.267 --> 23:16.061
Good day?

23:16.144 --> 23:18.355
Yeah, actually.

23:18.438 --> 23:20.399
I DoorDashed from that chicken spot
we went to

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on our first date back in high school.

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Didn't ask you, just did it.

23:25.195 --> 23:28.323
Wait, I thought they shut down
because of a health code violation.

23:28.407 --> 23:30.492
Yeah. New management.

23:30.575 --> 23:32.702
Fuck, yes!

23:32.786 --> 23:34.788
Yeah. And I lit some candles.

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One of them turns into body oil.
I don't remember which.

23:38.834 --> 23:41.670
Um, is it weird to eat chicken
with your dick out?

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It's just something
you're gonna have to deal with.

23:52.055 --> 23:54.266
-I see you sprung for the best of.
-Mm-hmm.

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That's very generous.

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And two skinny margs.

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Mm-hmm.

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Ah--

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Rude bitches don't get chicken nuggets.
Look again.

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Okay.

24:16.288 --> 24:17.205
Fuck.

24:20.083 --> 24:22.586
-Yeah, I'll give you this one.
-Mm-hmm.

24:28.133 --> 24:30.177
That was a shocking story.

24:30.260 --> 24:32.262
Clearly, you were framed.

24:32.345 --> 24:33.263
It was a setup.

24:33.346 --> 24:36.391
This is the problem
with the judicial system.

24:36.475 --> 24:39.311
-Back in my country, I was a surgeon.
-Mmm.

24:39.394 --> 24:43.690
Oh, I want to apologize to you
on behalf of America.

24:43.773 --> 24:47.152
I am truly sorry
for what we have put you through.

24:47.235 --> 24:50.655
-I had a cab driver just a week ago…
-Hm.

24:50.739 --> 24:53.825
…who was a dermatologist in Mumbai.

24:53.909 --> 24:55.869
-And thanks to that wonderful man…
-Mmm.

24:55.952 --> 24:58.997
…I now have a checkup
on the mole on my neck.

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-Okay, um, I should go.
-Mmm.

25:01.124 --> 25:05.462
Yeah. Yeah, Kevin's Oura Ring says
he hasn't moved in ten hours.

25:05.545 --> 25:06.546
Uh-oh.

25:06.630 --> 25:08.173
So…

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Um…

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I guess we will just discuss
post-debate strategy tomorrow.

25:13.386 --> 25:15.138
Yes, strategy in the morning.

25:15.222 --> 25:17.891
Andrei had some great ideas.
I appreciate you.

25:17.974 --> 25:20.268
Oh, fabulous. That's great.

25:20.769 --> 25:22.521
Okay.

25:23.230 --> 25:24.314
Drink some water.

25:24.397 --> 25:26.566
I never noticed how much your skin glows.

25:28.109 --> 25:29.444
Jergens.

25:31.154 --> 25:33.198
Do me a favor.

25:33.281 --> 25:35.533
Do not leave Mom alone with a criminal.

25:35.617 --> 25:37.577
I got him an Airbnb.

25:37.661 --> 25:39.496
She's having a nice time.
I think it's sweet.

25:39.579 --> 25:42.207
I will take him home
when they start slurring, okay?

25:42.290 --> 25:44.292
Let love in, Natalie.

25:44.376 --> 25:47.754
Okay. I don't know what this
radical optimism is, but I don't like it.

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Good night.

25:49.256 --> 25:51.633
Take care of her.

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Where is she?

26:17.659 --> 26:19.786
-At home, I imagine.
-No, she's not.

26:39.806 --> 26:40.765
Ooh.

26:41.975 --> 26:42.809
Oh.

26:45.854 --> 26:46.771
Oh my…

26:50.275 --> 26:51.610
What time is it?

26:51.693 --> 26:53.903
-Mom is having sex with Andrei.
-Who?

26:54.821 --> 26:56.531
The man we picked up from prison.

26:56.615 --> 26:57.782
Oh my God.

26:58.533 --> 26:59.451
Okay, okay.

27:00.243 --> 27:01.703
Put the phone up to the wall.

27:01.786 --> 27:03.163
I'm not… You're sick.

27:03.246 --> 27:05.915
That is a sick, sick… I will not do that.

27:05.999 --> 27:08.418
Oh my God, whatever.
How's it going? Is she having fun?

27:10.337 --> 27:13.840
From the sounds of it,
he's a very generous lover. Yeah.

27:13.923 --> 27:16.760
Well, yeah. That makes sense.
He just got out of prison.

27:16.843 --> 27:19.262
She's probably getting railed up there.

27:19.346 --> 27:21.264
I can't.

27:21.348 --> 27:23.099
Why is Natalie calling me?

27:23.183 --> 27:26.394
What is she doing up? It's, like, 12:30.
Doesn't she go to bed at 8?

27:27.062 --> 27:28.605
-Can I help you?
-Check fraud.

27:28.688 --> 27:30.523
Credit card fraud. Identity theft.

27:30.607 --> 27:33.860
Forgery. Importing
an illegal flamethrower.

27:33.943 --> 27:36.905
Nicky, tell me that man
is out of our house.

27:36.988 --> 27:40.867
Yeah. Yeah, I dropped him off hours ago.
So, yeah, he's gone.

27:40.950 --> 27:43.036
Oh my God. Thank God.

27:43.119 --> 27:46.790
Because, honestly, Nicky, that is, like,
the last thing Mom needs right now.

27:46.873 --> 27:49.501
Nat-- I won't-- And I don't…
We're done, okay?

27:49.584 --> 27:52.253
It's done, Natalie.
So, um, um, go back to bed.

27:52.337 --> 27:53.672
Tell Mom I miss her.

27:53.755 --> 27:54.756
Yeah. Bye.

27:57.008 --> 27:58.593
-Hi.
-What did she want?

27:58.677 --> 28:02.305
Well, apparently, Andrei was in prison
for importing an illegal flamethrower.

28:02.389 --> 28:04.724
-A what?
-A flamethrower, Morgan.

28:04.808 --> 28:06.935
Importing an illegal flamethrower.

28:07.018 --> 28:09.020
Whoa. Is he singing?

28:09.604 --> 28:10.730
That's singing.

28:12.899 --> 28:14.442
He's good.

28:29.707 --> 28:36.548
Huh? What? Right, uh

28:37.048 --> 28:43.388
Huh? What? Right, uh

28:44.389 --> 28:47.767
SIS IUD

28:47.851 --> 28:51.646
Stay in school 'cause it's the best

28:51.730 --> 28:55.024
IUD SIS

28:55.108 --> 28:58.903
Stay in school 'cause it's the best

28:58.987 --> 29:02.365
IUD SIS

29:02.449 --> 29:06.202
Stay in school 'cause it's the best

29:06.286 --> 29:09.622
IUD SIS

29:09.706 --> 29:13.460
Stay in school 'cause it's the best

29:13.543 --> 29:16.087
Suckin' on my titties
Like you wanted me

29:16.171 --> 29:18.047
Callin' me all the time like Blondie

29:18.131 --> 29:19.841
Check out my Chrissie behind

29:19.924 --> 29:21.468
It's fine all of the time

29:21.551 --> 29:23.386
Like sex on the beaches

29:23.470 --> 29:25.889
What else is
In the Teaches of Peaches?

29:25.972 --> 29:27.765
Huh? What?

29:28.266 --> 29:31.144
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

29:31.686 --> 29:34.981
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

29:35.482 --> 29:38.526
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away