WEBVTT 00:00:24.607 --> 00:00:25.567 align:center What did she look like? 00:00:25.650 --> 00:00:28.403 align:center You know, for a second I thought, "Is she gonna do the right thing 00:00:28.486 --> 00:00:29.529 align:center and not bring this up?" 00:00:30.905 --> 00:00:34.117 align:center It's fucked-up. Right? Was it? It was fucked-up? 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:37.287 align:center Was cracking open a casket and stealing a necklace off a dead body fucked-up? 00:00:37.370 --> 00:00:39.831 align:center You know what, Morgan? I'm gonna leave that one with you. Okay? 00:00:39.914 --> 00:00:41.624 align:center Sorry, I just could not do it. 00:00:41.708 --> 00:00:43.501 align:center -Like, I couldn't bring myself. -I… I remember. 00:00:43.585 --> 00:00:45.462 align:center I was there as the sun was coming up. 00:00:45.545 --> 00:00:46.379 align:center Okay? 00:00:46.463 --> 00:00:48.214 align:center Okay. 00:01:11.154 --> 00:01:11.988 align:center Got it? 00:01:12.489 --> 00:01:13.323 align:center Here. 00:01:13.823 --> 00:01:15.658 align:center Take it. 00:01:17.077 --> 00:01:20.163 align:center -Why are you giving this to me for? -What are you talking about? 00:01:20.246 --> 00:01:22.290 align:center You wanted us to give it back. We're giving it back. 00:01:22.373 --> 00:01:24.793 align:center You're gonna give it back to the person you stole it from. 00:01:24.876 --> 00:01:26.294 align:center -What? -Get in the truck. 00:01:26.377 --> 00:01:27.921 align:center No, I'm not doing that again. 00:01:28.004 --> 00:01:30.089 align:center -Oh, Nicky, get in the truck. -Get in the truck. 00:01:30.173 --> 00:01:31.549 align:center I'm so tired. Just get in. 00:01:42.477 --> 00:01:43.353 align:center Get out. 00:01:43.937 --> 00:01:45.063 align:center -Get out! -Okay. 00:01:48.775 --> 00:01:50.151 align:center -Go. -Okay. 00:01:50.235 --> 00:01:52.237 align:center -Get off of me. -Please. 00:01:58.201 --> 00:01:59.035 align:center What? 00:01:59.119 --> 00:02:00.995 align:center Have you never been to a house before? 00:02:01.621 --> 00:02:03.915 align:center -Ring the fucking bell! -I don't know this person. 00:02:03.998 --> 00:02:04.916 align:center -Ring the bell! -Okay. 00:02:04.999 --> 00:02:05.917 align:center Stop. 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:08.044 align:center God, in the same time you could've rang the bell. 00:02:14.175 --> 00:02:15.176 align:center Come in. 00:02:22.142 --> 00:02:23.059 align:center So… 00:02:24.519 --> 00:02:26.187 align:center You dug up a grave. 00:02:26.271 --> 00:02:28.064 align:center -Mm-hmm. -Two, actually. 00:02:28.148 --> 00:02:29.858 align:center Incredible. 00:02:30.859 --> 00:02:31.693 align:center Where is it? 00:02:32.402 --> 00:02:33.486 align:center -Mmm. -Psst! 00:02:33.570 --> 00:02:35.530 align:center Give him the fucking necklace. 00:02:35.613 --> 00:02:36.781 align:center -Okay. -All right. 00:02:36.865 --> 00:02:39.200 align:center Eh, eh, eh, eh! I'm… I'm not touching that. 00:02:39.284 --> 00:02:40.743 align:center It's been on a dead woman. 00:02:40.827 --> 00:02:42.287 align:center Did you clean it, Yusuf? 00:02:42.996 --> 00:02:44.330 align:center Well, we came straight from-- 00:02:44.414 --> 00:02:48.126 align:center Then fucking clean it. I don't want to touch a dead woman's germs. 00:02:48.209 --> 00:02:49.210 align:center Okay. 00:02:50.378 --> 00:02:52.797 align:center You've caused quite a bit of trouble with this. 00:02:52.881 --> 00:02:55.425 align:center I think the important thing here is that you got the necklace back, 00:02:55.508 --> 00:02:57.927 align:center and it's… it's very late, and I would love to go home 00:02:58.011 --> 00:03:01.514 align:center and shower off the smell of an open casket before work, so I just… 00:03:01.598 --> 00:03:06.936 align:center Still… to steal a necklace out of a locked case. 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:10.732 align:center Oh, well, the key was in the lock, so it's not like the case was technically locked. 00:03:10.815 --> 00:03:13.735 align:center You didn't tell me the key was in the lock, Yusuf. 00:03:16.029 --> 00:03:19.240 align:center She still broke in, so, um… 00:03:19.324 --> 00:03:21.492 align:center Well, did she break in 00:03:21.576 --> 00:03:24.829 align:center or did she simply turn a key 00:03:24.913 --> 00:03:28.666 align:center and take a $75,000 necklace 00:03:28.750 --> 00:03:32.003 align:center out of a case you were supposed to have your eyes on? 00:03:32.086 --> 00:03:34.464 align:center -That's what I've been saying. -Let it go. 00:03:34.547 --> 00:03:37.926 align:center Well, either way, she… broke in. 00:03:38.009 --> 00:03:40.637 align:center Put the fucking kettle on. 00:03:40.720 --> 00:03:41.679 align:center Okay. 00:03:45.642 --> 00:03:46.476 align:center Come. 00:03:47.477 --> 00:03:48.645 align:center Let's have a drink. 00:03:49.228 --> 00:03:51.397 align:center There we go. 00:03:54.150 --> 00:03:56.986 align:center Is this-- Is this alcohol at 6:15 in the morning? 00:03:57.070 --> 00:03:58.947 align:center A reverend and a teacher, 00:03:59.030 --> 00:04:02.367 align:center such upstanding members of the community, 00:04:02.450 --> 00:04:05.495 align:center stealing jewels and digging up their own grandmother. 00:04:05.578 --> 00:04:07.163 align:center That's-- That's impressive. 00:04:07.247 --> 00:04:08.081 align:center Okay. 00:04:08.748 --> 00:04:09.791 align:center Huh. 00:04:10.416 --> 00:04:12.001 align:center Oh, okay! 00:04:13.294 --> 00:04:14.754 align:center I'd like to be friends. 00:04:15.797 --> 00:04:20.843 align:center You know, you-- You seem like you have enough friends. I-- 00:04:20.927 --> 00:04:21.970 align:center Here. 00:04:22.720 --> 00:04:25.556 align:center A gift of gratitude. 00:04:28.142 --> 00:04:30.311 align:center -Uh, that's not necessary. -Uh-uh-uh. 00:04:30.937 --> 00:04:31.854 align:center I insist. 00:04:35.316 --> 00:04:36.526 align:center Wow. Okay. 00:04:36.609 --> 00:04:38.778 align:center -Is this a flip phone? -Flip phones. 00:04:40.029 --> 00:04:41.739 align:center This is really thoughtful. Thank you. 00:04:41.823 --> 00:04:44.367 align:center So, now that we're friends, 00:04:44.450 --> 00:04:47.245 align:center I might need a favor at some point. 00:04:47.328 --> 00:04:50.081 align:center And friends do this for friends, right? 00:04:50.748 --> 00:04:52.792 align:center Okay. 00:04:57.630 --> 00:04:59.590 align:center Well, I guess that's that. 00:05:01.342 --> 00:05:02.969 align:center Friends. 00:05:03.970 --> 00:05:07.015 align:center When the phone rings, you answer it. 00:05:16.858 --> 00:05:21.654 align:center It is in these trying times that I often find myself 00:05:21.738 --> 00:05:25.158 align:center …thinking about the… the effects of fear. 00:05:26.242 --> 00:05:30.955 align:center You know, fear has this ability to… to call upon us 00:05:31.789 --> 00:05:32.832 align:center out of the blue 00:05:32.915 --> 00:05:38.504 align:center and… and coerce us into doing things we never envisioned ourselves doing. 00:05:40.590 --> 00:05:43.843 align:center In Proverbs, it is said, "The fear of man lays a snare, 00:05:44.552 --> 00:05:47.805 align:center but whoever trusts in the Lord is safe." 00:05:49.349 --> 00:05:50.767 align:center Are we really, though? 00:05:51.976 --> 00:05:54.228 align:center You know, if… if you… if you… if you think about it, 00:05:54.312 --> 00:05:55.980 align:center it does beg the question, 00:05:56.814 --> 00:05:58.608 align:center "What are we doing?" You know? 00:05:58.691 --> 00:06:02.653 align:center Is… is God punishing us for something? Is this a test? 00:06:03.237 --> 00:06:06.157 align:center What are we actually supposed to do 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:10.828 align:center in the face of, you know, I don't know, let's go with "paralyzing terror"? 00:06:11.621 --> 00:06:14.957 align:center You know, when the fear has… has taken over our bodies, 00:06:15.041 --> 00:06:20.421 align:center and we are just lying there at night wondering what's happening next. 00:06:22.131 --> 00:06:24.300 align:center We're waking up with hot sweats. 00:06:24.383 --> 00:06:25.551 align:center We're not eating. 00:06:27.095 --> 00:06:28.054 align:center What do we do? 00:06:30.681 --> 00:06:31.724 align:center Hmm? 00:06:34.310 --> 00:06:35.561 align:center Genuine question. 00:06:43.569 --> 00:06:45.738 align:center May the grace of Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God 00:06:45.822 --> 00:06:48.491 align:center and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with all of you today. 00:06:50.159 --> 00:06:51.035 align:center Okay. 00:06:59.210 --> 00:07:02.255 align:center It's ten o'clock. You might want to get out of bed. Max is on his way over. 00:07:02.338 --> 00:07:04.841 align:center I swear to God, the two of you, the drama. 00:07:04.924 --> 00:07:07.510 align:center It's like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton over here 00:07:07.593 --> 00:07:09.095 align:center if they both slept a lot. 00:07:09.178 --> 00:07:10.263 align:center Why is he on his way over? 00:07:10.346 --> 00:07:12.431 align:center He called me. Apparently, your phone is dead. 00:07:12.515 --> 00:07:14.725 align:center Honey, have you seen my blouse with the little ties? 00:07:14.809 --> 00:07:18.020 align:center It was in the laundry room, then you did a wash and now it's gone. 00:07:18.104 --> 00:07:19.897 align:center I have a lot going on today. 00:07:19.981 --> 00:07:21.691 align:center I'm declaring my candidacy. 00:07:21.774 --> 00:07:24.986 align:center There's a photo that needs to be taken, and now I have nothing to wear. 00:07:25.069 --> 00:07:29.198 align:center Mom, you have no idea. The last couple of days have been really intense for me. 00:07:29.282 --> 00:07:32.660 align:center Yes, I'm sure that they have, honey. Oh, there it is! 00:07:32.743 --> 00:07:34.203 align:center Oh, thank God. 00:07:34.287 --> 00:07:39.876 align:center All right, I think that you need to put on your big-girl pants 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:41.586 align:center and make up with your fiancé. 00:07:41.669 --> 00:07:43.462 align:center Okay, so you're declaring your candidacy? 00:07:43.546 --> 00:07:46.132 align:center That's what, you're, like, shouting it to a roomful of people? 00:07:46.215 --> 00:07:49.719 align:center It's too early for sarcasm, Morgan. It's unattractive before noon. 00:07:51.095 --> 00:07:54.182 align:center Be kind to him, honey. He's a low-functioning person. 00:07:54.265 --> 00:07:56.642 align:center -Morgan? -Hey, Linda, I'm here with Max. 00:07:57.768 --> 00:08:00.479 align:center Hope you have decaf, because I've sworn off caffeine. 00:08:00.563 --> 00:08:04.358 align:center Annette, I didn't know you were coming. I'm sure that I do. 00:08:04.442 --> 00:08:06.277 align:center We'll be down in one second. 00:08:06.360 --> 00:08:08.446 align:center I don't have decaf. Who has decaf? 00:08:08.529 --> 00:08:10.573 align:center Why the fuck would he bring his mom with him? 00:08:10.656 --> 00:08:13.034 align:center Well, that's a really good question, Morgan. 00:08:14.243 --> 00:08:16.746 align:center Annette, I am so sorry. 00:08:16.829 --> 00:08:19.582 align:center Max didn't mention that you were coming, 00:08:19.665 --> 00:08:21.918 align:center or I would have got a coffee cake. 00:08:22.001 --> 00:08:24.795 align:center Well, I hope this wasn't too much of a surprise to you. 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:26.714 align:center No, not at all. 00:08:26.797 --> 00:08:30.092 align:center Let's just hope that this chat doesn't require coffee cake. 00:08:31.093 --> 00:08:33.346 align:center Max, I really don't think having this conversation 00:08:33.429 --> 00:08:35.765 align:center in front of our mothers is gonna get us through this. 00:08:35.848 --> 00:08:37.808 align:center Okay, well, since you won't go to therapy with me, 00:08:37.892 --> 00:08:41.312 align:center I just think that them being here will make us a lot nicer to each other. 00:08:42.188 --> 00:08:45.066 align:center So, Linda, I-- I don't know about you, 00:08:45.149 --> 00:08:48.152 align:center but if there's gonna be a marriage between our families, 00:08:48.236 --> 00:08:50.613 align:center and I'm gonna be dumping some money into this thing, 00:08:50.696 --> 00:08:53.908 align:center I want to know that I'm not shoveling cash into a fire. 00:08:53.991 --> 00:08:57.828 align:center Exactly. Ex-- Yeah, I've said that almost every day. 00:08:57.912 --> 00:09:00.373 align:center This plate makes me want to walk into traffic. 00:09:00.456 --> 00:09:04.001 align:center Today was grocery day, so please excuse whatever that is. 00:09:04.085 --> 00:09:06.879 align:center No, seriously, it's more than enough. 00:09:06.963 --> 00:09:09.507 align:center Max, baby, we've all got things to do. 00:09:09.590 --> 00:09:11.342 align:center Yeah, okay, Mom. Um… 00:09:11.425 --> 00:09:12.718 align:center Okay. 00:09:12.802 --> 00:09:15.638 align:center Morgan, I'm sorry for calling you names. 00:09:15.721 --> 00:09:17.223 align:center That wasn't kind. 00:09:17.848 --> 00:09:18.766 align:center Yeah. 00:09:19.475 --> 00:09:20.351 align:center Um… 00:09:21.018 --> 00:09:25.022 align:center Yeah. So, obviously, I am sorry. That's a given. Um… 00:09:25.106 --> 00:09:27.441 align:center See? You can't even give me, like, a nice apology. 00:09:27.525 --> 00:09:30.528 align:center Okay, well-- And then I'm gonna say sorry now. I am sorry. 00:09:30.611 --> 00:09:33.614 align:center Okay, kids, if we're gonna be useful in this conversation, 00:09:33.698 --> 00:09:36.784 align:center I think maybe a little bit of context would be helpful. 00:09:36.867 --> 00:09:38.411 align:center -I cheated on you too. There! -Cheated? 00:09:38.494 --> 00:09:39.620 align:center -What? -You cheated? 00:09:39.704 --> 00:09:43.124 align:center Well, to be fair, it sounded like they both cheated. 00:09:43.207 --> 00:09:46.085 align:center -Well, I kind-- I kind of cheated. -What is "kind of cheated"? 00:09:46.168 --> 00:09:49.297 align:center We didn't do, like, the whole thing. It was like, we just did finger stuff. 00:09:49.380 --> 00:09:51.257 align:center -Oh, Massimo! -Oh my God! 00:09:51.340 --> 00:09:52.258 align:center It's not better. 00:09:52.341 --> 00:09:53.926 align:center Oh, it's better than doing full penis. 00:09:54.010 --> 00:09:56.220 align:center Do not say "penis" in front of Linda. 00:09:56.304 --> 00:09:59.307 align:center -Morgan, what is he talking about? -Just tell me how many times. 00:09:59.390 --> 00:10:02.560 align:center Okay, well, how many times were you using your fingers with some random person? 00:10:02.643 --> 00:10:04.520 align:center All right, if we can't have this conversation 00:10:04.603 --> 00:10:06.564 align:center without referring to "fingers" and "penises," 00:10:06.647 --> 00:10:08.649 align:center then, frankly, we don't need to be here. 00:10:08.733 --> 00:10:11.611 align:center -Annette, I want to extend an apology… -No. You don't need to. 00:10:11.694 --> 00:10:13.487 align:center …to you on behalf of my daughter. 00:10:13.571 --> 00:10:16.240 align:center No need. Max, I raised you better than this. 00:10:16.324 --> 00:10:20.411 align:center This is not going how Dr. Costa told me that it would, Mom. I just… Morgan. 00:10:20.911 --> 00:10:24.582 align:center You know how I feel about you, okay? So I'm gonna go home, 00:10:24.665 --> 00:10:27.960 align:center and just know that I'll be more than happy to hear your key in that door, 00:10:28.544 --> 00:10:29.920 align:center if that's what you still want. 00:10:31.422 --> 00:10:32.715 align:center -Mama? -No. 00:10:34.592 --> 00:10:37.011 align:center Um, I'm sorry again about the peanut butter. 00:10:37.094 --> 00:10:38.012 align:center I hate peanut butter. 00:10:38.095 --> 00:10:39.555 align:center I don't know if Max mentioned to you, 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:43.267 align:center but I decided to run for mayor since my mom passed. 00:10:43.351 --> 00:10:44.727 align:center -I just have felt the need… -What? 00:10:44.810 --> 00:10:46.103 align:center …to be of use in a bigger way, 00:10:46.187 --> 00:10:49.106 align:center but as you can see, it's made things really hectic around here. 00:10:49.190 --> 00:10:52.610 align:center Oh, come on. Now you're making me want to walk into traffic. 00:10:53.444 --> 00:10:57.239 align:center I just, just backed Tom Donaldson. 00:10:57.907 --> 00:11:00.534 align:center Tom Donaldson? The Jimmy John's guy? 00:11:00.618 --> 00:11:03.412 align:center Yeah, leases out a bunch of storefronts from me. 00:11:03.496 --> 00:11:05.706 align:center -He just asked me last week. -Yeah. 00:11:05.790 --> 00:11:08.250 align:center -So Tom's running for mayor? -Yeah. 00:11:08.334 --> 00:11:10.378 align:center Because I wouldn't have thought he had the time. 00:11:10.461 --> 00:11:12.755 align:center He just seems so busy buying boats. 00:11:12.838 --> 00:11:15.049 align:center -The man does have a lot of boats. -Uh-huh. 00:11:16.133 --> 00:11:20.721 align:center You know, can I just say, though, I think this is really good for you. 00:11:20.805 --> 00:11:23.683 align:center -Oh, thank you, Annette. Thank you. -I do. 00:11:23.766 --> 00:11:25.393 align:center Appreciate that. 00:11:30.856 --> 00:11:31.690 align:center Morgan. 00:11:39.156 --> 00:11:41.826 align:center I know trying on rental suits isn't your favorite thing to do, 00:11:41.909 --> 00:11:43.536 align:center but I dare you to look more miserable. 00:11:43.619 --> 00:11:46.872 align:center Well, you're in luck. I managed to find a 40 for your, um… 00:11:47.456 --> 00:11:48.666 align:center -Cousin. Yeah. -Oh. 00:11:48.749 --> 00:11:49.834 align:center -Cousin? -Yeah. He's, uh… 00:11:49.917 --> 00:11:51.127 align:center -Yeah. -We're close. 00:11:51.210 --> 00:11:52.128 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:11:52.211 --> 00:11:53.546 align:center Yeah, I can see that. 00:11:53.629 --> 00:11:55.798 align:center -He's my date to an event next week. -Mm-hmm. 00:11:55.881 --> 00:11:58.467 align:center -I'm being honored for my queer activism. -Oh. 00:11:58.551 --> 00:12:01.178 align:center -Yeah. -I was at Stonewall for the riots. 00:12:01.721 --> 00:12:03.055 align:center -Oh, wow. -Wow. 00:12:03.139 --> 00:12:05.641 align:center Uh… Thank you for your service. 00:12:05.725 --> 00:12:07.977 align:center I was a closeted cop at the time. 00:12:08.936 --> 00:12:11.188 align:center I'm convinced the shame gave me lupus. 00:12:13.899 --> 00:12:15.818 align:center Anyway, shirts and ties are in the changing room. 00:12:15.901 --> 00:12:16.902 align:center -Okay. -Excuse me. 00:12:16.986 --> 00:12:18.571 align:center -Yeah, thanks. -Of course. 00:12:20.322 --> 00:12:21.907 align:center -Am I him? -What? 00:12:21.991 --> 00:12:24.660 align:center Is that who I am to you? Like some bad gay? 00:12:25.494 --> 00:12:27.037 align:center Well, he has a wedding ring on, so… 00:12:27.121 --> 00:12:29.832 align:center -Don't do that. That's not nice. -You're worse. I'm kidding. 00:12:29.915 --> 00:12:31.542 align:center No, I don't-- I don't find this funny, 00:12:31.625 --> 00:12:34.170 align:center and it's not fun, and I don't like lying to people, 00:12:34.253 --> 00:12:39.049 align:center and I don't want to cosplay incest cousins in some suit rental place. 00:12:39.133 --> 00:12:40.468 align:center I don't want to get lupus. 00:12:40.551 --> 00:12:42.344 align:center Then stop lying for a day. 00:12:43.345 --> 00:12:45.556 align:center I understand you not wanting me to stay at your place 00:12:45.639 --> 00:12:48.225 align:center or hold hands in a restaurant, but we are two towns away. 00:12:48.309 --> 00:12:50.811 align:center Brent doesn't give a fuck. We don't know this person. 00:12:50.895 --> 00:12:53.105 align:center -Please stop. -Jesus, are these hives? 00:12:53.189 --> 00:12:55.357 align:center -Nick, what is going on? -Just grab me the shirt, please. 00:12:55.441 --> 00:12:57.818 align:center -It's all over your chest. -I know it is. It's a stress rash. 00:12:57.902 --> 00:12:58.778 align:center All right? 00:12:58.861 --> 00:13:00.112 align:center Okay, I'm sorry. 00:13:00.196 --> 00:13:02.323 align:center -What can I do to help you relax? -Absolutely nothing. 00:13:02.406 --> 00:13:05.034 align:center Doesn't look like the two of you need my help. 00:13:05.117 --> 00:13:07.077 align:center But if you do, I'll be waiting right here. 00:13:07.161 --> 00:13:08.329 align:center Okay. 00:13:08.412 --> 00:13:09.789 align:center -That's not funny. -Okay. 00:13:09.872 --> 00:13:11.624 align:center -Please just go deal with him. Please. -Okay. 00:13:12.124 --> 00:13:14.877 align:center -Brent, I think he needs a larger size. -Yeah. This way. 00:13:22.259 --> 00:13:24.178 align:center -Fuck. -Everything okay? 00:13:24.261 --> 00:13:26.388 align:center Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm just looking for my phone. 00:13:34.104 --> 00:13:34.939 align:center Hello. 00:13:36.023 --> 00:13:37.233 align:center Yeah, this is he. 00:13:37.983 --> 00:13:39.151 align:center I can't hear you. 00:13:39.944 --> 00:13:43.364 align:center I think there's-- There's bad reception. You've given me a flip phone! 00:13:58.629 --> 00:14:00.256 align:center What happened to your hand? 00:14:00.798 --> 00:14:03.551 align:center What happened to your face, you fucking bitch? 00:14:03.634 --> 00:14:06.053 align:center Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? 00:14:06.136 --> 00:14:07.471 align:center You are what's wrong. 00:14:08.389 --> 00:14:10.641 align:center Like I have nothing else to deal with in my life, 00:14:10.724 --> 00:14:14.061 align:center now I have you two clowns tied around my leg like a crime ball. 00:14:14.144 --> 00:14:16.063 align:center -A what? -A crime ball! 00:14:16.146 --> 00:14:19.567 align:center The balls they tie to the legs of criminals so they can't escape. 00:14:19.650 --> 00:14:21.151 align:center The metal ball. 00:14:21.235 --> 00:14:22.361 align:center Oh, a ball and chain. 00:14:22.444 --> 00:14:24.405 align:center Whatever it is in English. I don't know. 00:14:24.488 --> 00:14:26.949 align:center It's a ball and chain in English. 00:14:27.449 --> 00:14:29.368 align:center -Where are we going? -Shut up! 00:14:29.451 --> 00:14:33.372 align:center I'm sorry, but I need to know what we're being asked to do. 00:14:33.455 --> 00:14:36.166 align:center I hold a certain standing in this community. 00:14:37.167 --> 00:14:39.753 align:center And there are limitations on what I can participate in. 00:14:39.837 --> 00:14:42.923 align:center Yeah? Tell that to your dead grandma. Stupid. 00:14:49.597 --> 00:14:50.514 align:center Okay. 00:14:50.598 --> 00:14:54.226 align:center Take this. Go inside. There's a man who's waiting for you. 00:14:54.310 --> 00:14:55.811 align:center And don't fuck this up. 00:14:55.895 --> 00:14:57.313 align:center Why can't you do it? 00:14:57.396 --> 00:14:59.982 align:center Because you two are like pieces of white bread. 00:15:00.065 --> 00:15:02.860 align:center Like dry vanilla cake they feed the pigeons. 00:15:02.943 --> 00:15:05.863 align:center That's why Ivan likes you. You can get away with anything in this country. 00:15:05.946 --> 00:15:07.740 align:center Okay, so what… 00:15:07.823 --> 00:15:09.909 align:center …what kind of man are we meeting inside? 00:15:09.992 --> 00:15:11.744 align:center A man, okay? 00:15:11.827 --> 00:15:14.246 align:center Expecting you. Just give him the cash and do the deal. 00:15:14.330 --> 00:15:15.789 align:center -Okay. -Wow. 00:15:15.873 --> 00:15:17.833 align:center I don't know what deal he's talking about. 00:15:17.916 --> 00:15:19.919 align:center Can you let me out please? 00:15:20.419 --> 00:15:23.297 align:center -I am suffocating… in there. -Crazy mood today. 00:15:23.380 --> 00:15:24.381 align:center Give me that. 00:15:25.549 --> 00:15:27.468 align:center -Ugh! -Okay, yeah, I knew it was drugs. 00:15:27.551 --> 00:15:28.385 align:center Drugs? 00:15:29.094 --> 00:15:30.971 align:center Yeah, it's a drug deal. Hilare. 00:15:31.055 --> 00:15:32.348 align:center How do you know it's a drug deal? 00:15:32.431 --> 00:15:35.893 align:center Uh, because I was a struggling actress in New York City for five years. 00:15:35.976 --> 00:15:39.146 align:center -Yeah, it runs expensive. -I didn't like a single word you said. 00:15:39.229 --> 00:15:42.358 align:center What if we went in there and just left out the back? 00:15:42.441 --> 00:15:43.692 align:center Can you chill the fuck out? 00:15:43.776 --> 00:15:46.862 align:center This is simple as long as you don't act like a narc having an anxiety attack. 00:15:46.945 --> 00:15:48.989 align:center -I'm not. -You're quivering like a small dog. 00:15:49.073 --> 00:15:50.366 align:center -I'm not quivering! -You are. 00:15:50.449 --> 00:15:53.577 align:center -There's a vibration coming off of you. -So what if there's a vibration, okay? 00:15:53.661 --> 00:15:55.329 align:center This isn't a natural thing for me. 00:15:55.412 --> 00:15:57.873 align:center Could you try to center yourself for 20 minutes? 00:15:57.957 --> 00:16:00.751 align:center -That's a dumb thing to say. -Maybe 20 minutes. Not even. 00:16:01.251 --> 00:16:02.086 align:center Hey. 00:16:03.253 --> 00:16:04.797 align:center Been waiting half an hour. 00:16:06.298 --> 00:16:07.883 align:center -Oh. No, sorry about that. -No… 00:16:07.967 --> 00:16:09.176 align:center Our driver's an idiot. 00:16:10.094 --> 00:16:11.345 align:center Are we gonna do this? 00:16:11.929 --> 00:16:12.846 align:center -Yeah. -I-- 00:16:13.597 --> 00:16:15.140 align:center -Mm-hmm. -Let's go. 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:22.523 align:center Oh God. 00:16:23.190 --> 00:16:26.568 align:center Uh… We're sure that there's, like, no way we could do this above ground? 00:16:26.652 --> 00:16:28.112 align:center -Get in. -Okay. Okay. 00:16:57.224 --> 00:16:58.100 align:center So? 00:17:00.060 --> 00:17:00.978 align:center You good? 00:17:01.729 --> 00:17:02.813 align:center Am… 00:17:02.896 --> 00:17:03.939 align:center Am I good? 00:17:04.022 --> 00:17:06.817 align:center I don't-- I don't-- I don't know. Morgan, am I-- Am I good? 00:17:06.900 --> 00:17:08.610 align:center Like, I'm good. Are you good? 00:17:09.570 --> 00:17:12.156 align:center -As good as I can be. -Good. Good. 00:17:12.239 --> 00:17:13.741 align:center Okay. Uh… 00:17:15.534 --> 00:17:16.410 align:center Am I-- 00:17:16.493 --> 00:17:18.120 align:center Am I missing something? 00:17:21.957 --> 00:17:22.791 align:center Yeah. 00:17:24.835 --> 00:17:27.129 align:center All right. I have to take this. 00:17:27.212 --> 00:17:30.132 align:center -Sure, of-- of course. -No worries. Work comes first. 00:17:32.217 --> 00:17:34.344 align:center -What is going on, Morgan? -I have no idea. 00:17:34.428 --> 00:17:37.681 align:center -He's playing games. It's not cool. -Aren't there supposed to be drugs? 00:17:37.765 --> 00:17:39.391 align:center -Yeah, usually. -Where are they? 00:17:39.475 --> 00:17:41.977 align:center I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Just… Let me… 00:17:42.061 --> 00:17:43.729 align:center Is this a hit? 00:17:43.812 --> 00:17:45.439 align:center -Huh? -Is this a hit? 00:17:45.522 --> 00:17:46.815 align:center -Have we seen too much? -No. 00:17:46.899 --> 00:17:48.650 align:center Because I don't want this basement apartment 00:17:48.734 --> 00:17:50.277 align:center to be the last thing I see before I die. 00:17:50.360 --> 00:17:52.905 align:center -I'm being dead serious. -Can I think for one second? 00:17:52.988 --> 00:17:55.157 align:center -I've given you ten seconds. -This needs to be said. 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:58.619 align:center -You would not last one day on Survivor. -I don't watch Surviv-- 00:17:59.244 --> 00:18:02.414 align:center Okay, listen. Are we buying drugs from you or not? 00:18:02.498 --> 00:18:03.373 align:center Excuse me? 00:18:03.457 --> 00:18:05.084 align:center Is this a fucking joke? 00:18:05.751 --> 00:18:07.920 align:center No. No, it's fucking not. 00:18:08.003 --> 00:18:09.463 align:center You think I sell drugs? 00:18:10.672 --> 00:18:11.548 align:center Morgan? 00:18:11.632 --> 00:18:14.176 align:center Why would you think that? Because of the way I look? 00:18:14.259 --> 00:18:16.261 align:center -No. -I have never said that. 00:18:16.845 --> 00:18:20.140 align:center You look at me and think, "He has tattoos. He scares me." 00:18:20.224 --> 00:18:22.434 align:center -"He must sell fucking drugs." -No. No. 00:18:22.518 --> 00:18:24.186 align:center We were told to come to-- 00:18:24.269 --> 00:18:27.106 align:center Told what? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Someone told you I sell drugs? 00:18:27.189 --> 00:18:29.775 align:center -Was it fucking Carmela, up in 2B? -Was it Carmela? 00:18:29.858 --> 00:18:31.693 align:center -Because she actually sells drugs. -What? 00:18:31.777 --> 00:18:34.446 align:center -I don't sell drugs… anymore. -Okay. 00:18:34.530 --> 00:18:38.075 align:center Hey, I'm a legitimate landlord that takes pride in the apartments I rent. 00:18:38.158 --> 00:18:39.952 align:center -All right? -Right. 00:18:40.536 --> 00:18:42.037 align:center Right, yeah. Um… 00:18:42.621 --> 00:18:44.498 align:center -He's a landlord, Morgan. -Okay… 00:18:44.581 --> 00:18:46.041 align:center He's renting us an apartment. 00:18:46.125 --> 00:18:50.087 align:center Gotcha. Got it. There's been a major misunderstanding here. 00:18:50.170 --> 00:18:54.925 align:center When I was saying, "We're gonna buy the drugs," 00:18:55.008 --> 00:18:56.718 align:center I was talking about, like, "Oh, the drugs." 00:18:56.802 --> 00:18:58.387 align:center I was being like, "Oh, like, the drugs." 00:18:58.470 --> 00:19:00.472 align:center Like, the goods, the property, the… you know, 00:19:00.556 --> 00:19:03.851 align:center like, let's make a deal type of, like, "Show me the money." 00:19:03.934 --> 00:19:05.310 align:center Show me the money. 00:19:05.394 --> 00:19:09.898 align:center Yes, like, when you are making a deal-- It doesn't matter-- We will take it. 00:19:10.482 --> 00:19:12.192 align:center -We'll take it? -We'll take the place. 00:19:12.276 --> 00:19:15.654 align:center That's cute. If you think I'm renting you this apartment, you're fucking crazy. 00:19:15.737 --> 00:19:17.156 align:center Oh God. 00:19:17.239 --> 00:19:22.161 align:center Uh, I, for one, think that you have done a wonderful job with this space. 00:19:27.624 --> 00:19:31.169 align:center I think you're really gonna like the design for the campaign website. 00:19:31.253 --> 00:19:33.463 align:center We just might need to hire a freelance web designer, 00:19:33.547 --> 00:19:36.383 align:center but I have a clear design aesthetic, so it shouldn't take that long. 00:19:36.466 --> 00:19:38.635 align:center I don't know, hon, it sounds expensive. 00:19:38.719 --> 00:19:40.637 align:center -Also, lawn signs have been ordered. -Mmm. 00:19:40.721 --> 00:19:42.973 align:center Yeah! And I know you thought the pins were cheesy. 00:19:43.056 --> 00:19:44.975 align:center -But I think they could go a long way. -Hi, Kurt. 00:19:45.058 --> 00:19:47.269 align:center Kids putting them on their backpacks, et cetera. 00:19:47.352 --> 00:19:49.855 align:center Speaking of kids, I do think we should be getting involved 00:19:49.938 --> 00:19:52.274 align:center with the PTA organizations at our local elementary schools. 00:19:52.357 --> 00:19:53.650 align:center Well… 00:19:53.734 --> 00:19:56.737 align:center Just considering our focus is on community and family, 00:19:56.820 --> 00:19:59.114 align:center that could be a great place to start meeting folks. 00:19:59.197 --> 00:20:00.157 align:center Yeah. 00:20:02.492 --> 00:20:07.623 align:center I was wondering if maybe we should hit pause. 00:20:07.706 --> 00:20:09.583 align:center On what? 00:20:09.666 --> 00:20:13.545 align:center On the campaign. Take a minute to risk assess. 00:20:14.630 --> 00:20:17.216 align:center Hm. I'm sorry, what-- What are you talking about? 00:20:17.299 --> 00:20:21.053 align:center Well, honey, it's just that I have a really busy few months coming up, 00:20:21.136 --> 00:20:24.890 align:center what, with wrapping up Nonna's estate and the store. 00:20:24.973 --> 00:20:28.518 align:center Do I really have the time to service the town 00:20:28.602 --> 00:20:30.854 align:center in the way that they would want from me? 00:20:30.938 --> 00:20:33.065 align:center Is this about Tom Donaldson? 00:20:33.148 --> 00:20:34.733 align:center He's a millionaire. 00:20:34.816 --> 00:20:38.153 align:center He has an Ivy League degree. I'm a college dropout. 00:20:38.236 --> 00:20:39.613 align:center Honey, I sell shovels. 00:20:39.696 --> 00:20:41.865 align:center He'll obliterate us in front of the whole town, 00:20:41.949 --> 00:20:44.868 align:center and I don't think that I have a thick enough skin right now 00:20:44.952 --> 00:20:46.912 align:center for that kind of humiliation. 00:20:50.958 --> 00:20:51.833 align:center I see. 00:20:54.962 --> 00:20:55.837 align:center Okay. 00:20:59.758 --> 00:21:01.343 align:center Honey. 00:21:01.426 --> 00:21:02.803 align:center Now, what is going on? 00:21:02.886 --> 00:21:05.681 align:center Oh, nothing. You are just, um, really demonstrating 00:21:05.764 --> 00:21:08.141 align:center how a strong woman should act 00:21:08.225 --> 00:21:10.477 align:center when faced with the slightest bit of intimidation. 00:21:10.560 --> 00:21:13.063 align:center Are you talking to me… 00:21:13.146 --> 00:21:16.108 align:center …about what constitutes a strong woman? 00:21:16.191 --> 00:21:21.113 align:center No, I'm not. I just, um, I just find it a bit offensive. 00:21:21.196 --> 00:21:23.031 align:center Natalie, let me ask you a question. 00:21:23.115 --> 00:21:26.410 align:center How can your generation be offended by anything 00:21:26.493 --> 00:21:28.662 align:center when you're offended by everything? 00:21:29.288 --> 00:21:31.581 align:center I never had the time to be offended. 00:21:31.665 --> 00:21:35.877 align:center I was too busy shielding three kids from the fallout of a divorce, 00:21:35.961 --> 00:21:40.757 align:center not to mention a store to run, a house to manage, lunches to pack, 00:21:40.841 --> 00:21:44.469 align:center principals to call back based on whatever Morgan had done that week. 00:21:44.553 --> 00:21:48.598 align:center There was no such thing as self-care back then. 00:21:48.682 --> 00:21:53.270 align:center A strong woman was every woman who got the job done 00:21:53.353 --> 00:21:57.566 align:center and had a minute to spare at the end of the day for a glass of red wine. 00:22:01.695 --> 00:22:04.448 align:center So, when did that change? 00:22:04.531 --> 00:22:08.910 align:center It didn't change, Natalie. I still get calls about Morgan. 00:22:09.703 --> 00:22:13.874 align:center And yet, you seem to have plenty of time to let Tom Donaldson 00:22:13.957 --> 00:22:16.209 align:center stand in the way of you getting the job done. 00:22:18.545 --> 00:22:21.631 align:center I should never have weaponized you with an education. 00:22:22.674 --> 00:22:24.051 align:center Show me the website. 00:22:24.634 --> 00:22:27.262 align:center Seriously, there's nothing we can do to change your mind? 00:22:27.346 --> 00:22:29.514 align:center Nothing. And you, next time, 00:22:29.598 --> 00:22:31.767 align:center don't have your wife do your business for you. 00:22:32.267 --> 00:22:34.144 align:center I… know. I know. 00:22:34.227 --> 00:22:35.562 align:center She just… 00:22:36.063 --> 00:22:38.732 align:center She won't listen to me and… 00:22:38.815 --> 00:22:40.067 align:center Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 00:22:40.150 --> 00:22:41.610 align:center Um, okay. 00:22:42.277 --> 00:22:46.615 align:center I… I'm… I'm sorry. I should not have taken my frustration out on you. 00:22:47.532 --> 00:22:51.661 align:center But, uh, my husband and I have… 00:22:51.745 --> 00:22:53.747 align:center We have fallen on some hard times. 00:22:54.706 --> 00:22:58.043 align:center He has run us into the ground financially. 00:22:58.126 --> 00:23:01.963 align:center I'm talking gambling addiction, sexaholic. 00:23:02.047 --> 00:23:05.050 align:center And I know… I know that this man looks like hell, 00:23:05.133 --> 00:23:08.512 align:center but he has pulled his life together. 00:23:09.096 --> 00:23:11.473 align:center Addiction is a hell of a disease. 00:23:14.017 --> 00:23:15.394 align:center -I… -I know. 00:23:16.311 --> 00:23:17.979 align:center My uncle lost everything in Atlantic City. 00:23:18.063 --> 00:23:19.940 align:center Oh… It's… bullshit. 00:23:20.023 --> 00:23:22.943 align:center So then, you know, you… you must understand. 00:23:23.026 --> 00:23:26.029 align:center And with her being pregnant, it's… 00:23:26.113 --> 00:23:28.365 align:center -Congrats. -Thank you. I'm pregnant. 00:23:28.448 --> 00:23:32.119 align:center Yeah, it's-- We're just trying to find a place to… to grow our family. 00:23:32.202 --> 00:23:33.370 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:23:37.457 --> 00:23:38.875 align:center -All right. -Thank you. 00:23:38.959 --> 00:23:41.253 align:center I'll need your driver's license, social. The usual. 00:23:41.336 --> 00:23:44.381 align:center -Of course. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. -Well… But… 00:23:44.464 --> 00:23:47.300 align:center Is there any way to do it without any of those things? Just-- 00:23:47.884 --> 00:23:49.886 align:center -What? What the fuck, man? -I'm… 00:23:49.970 --> 00:23:52.180 align:center -Your wife just asked me for drugs. -I did. 00:23:52.264 --> 00:23:55.559 align:center You know what? Let's go. I'm not renting an apartment without a credit check. 00:23:55.642 --> 00:23:58.603 align:center All cash. Six months. Security. 00:23:58.687 --> 00:23:59.980 align:center Prob-- probably a tip. 00:24:08.822 --> 00:24:10.282 align:center All right. 00:24:10.365 --> 00:24:11.908 align:center Don't make me regret this. 00:24:11.992 --> 00:24:13.493 align:center -I won't. -Of course. Okay. 00:24:13.577 --> 00:24:14.661 align:center I'm taking the keys. 00:24:14.744 --> 00:24:16.246 align:center -That's… -Thank you very much. 00:24:16.329 --> 00:24:18.123 align:center -You're welcome. -…really sexist. 00:24:18.206 --> 00:24:20.000 align:center I assume that you'll be repainting. 00:24:20.083 --> 00:24:22.252 align:center -Just get out the door. -Okay. 00:24:24.254 --> 00:24:25.464 align:center Fucking crackheads. 00:24:28.550 --> 00:24:30.218 align:center Okay. Here. 00:24:31.261 --> 00:24:32.762 align:center -Thank you. -And here. 00:24:34.306 --> 00:24:37.225 align:center -What's this? What are you doing? -We did what you asked. 00:24:37.309 --> 00:24:40.562 align:center Huh. So you want me to tell Ivan you want to end the friendship? 00:24:40.645 --> 00:24:42.481 align:center I think something's getting lost in translation. 00:24:42.564 --> 00:24:46.276 align:center No, he gave us the phones to do him a favor. We did the favor. 00:24:47.736 --> 00:24:49.571 align:center Okay. I'll tell him. 00:24:49.654 --> 00:24:52.782 align:center Okay, just so we're on the same page, what exactly will you be telling him? 00:24:52.866 --> 00:24:55.911 align:center Uh, I will be telling him that you're giving back his gifts… 00:24:55.994 --> 00:24:58.163 align:center -Uh-huh. -…and you want to kill the friendship. 00:24:58.246 --> 00:25:00.665 align:center That… that is not the right word. "Kill" is not the right word. 00:25:00.749 --> 00:25:03.460 align:center It… it puts a negative spin on things. 00:25:03.543 --> 00:25:06.379 align:center Yeah. Wait-- And also, I'm confused. There-- So there will be more favors? 00:25:06.463 --> 00:25:09.132 align:center No, there will be no more favors. We're giving the phone back. 00:25:09.216 --> 00:25:12.886 align:center -I wouldn't give the phones back. -Oh, my-- I can't keep doing this. 00:25:12.969 --> 00:25:14.888 align:center I can't do this one more day, okay? 00:25:14.971 --> 00:25:17.307 align:center I… I am a good person. 00:25:17.390 --> 00:25:21.394 align:center I deserve peace and… and calm. 00:25:21.478 --> 00:25:24.731 align:center You deserve, like, a big fat fucking dick in your mouth, honestly. 00:25:24.814 --> 00:25:29.778 align:center All this religious celibacy has made you such a tight-ass. 00:25:29.861 --> 00:25:31.363 align:center You deserve to loosen up. 00:25:35.033 --> 00:25:37.327 align:center Well, you deserve order in your life, Morgan. 00:25:37.410 --> 00:25:42.374 align:center You deserve a… a clean, mess-free, ordered life. 00:25:42.457 --> 00:25:44.125 align:center You don't think I know that? 00:25:44.918 --> 00:25:47.837 align:center You don't have to tell people with messy lives that their lives are messy. 00:25:47.921 --> 00:25:49.464 align:center It doesn't help. Like, we already know. 00:25:49.548 --> 00:25:51.299 align:center Like, we'd already do something if we could. 00:25:51.800 --> 00:25:53.718 align:center -Why is your neck all red? -Because I have a rash! 00:25:53.802 --> 00:25:56.179 align:center I don't give a fuck what either of you deserve, 00:25:56.263 --> 00:25:58.139 align:center especially your fucking disgusting skin problems. 00:25:58.223 --> 00:25:59.391 align:center -Okay. -Okay. 00:25:59.474 --> 00:26:01.309 align:center -That's unkind. -Keep the phone. 00:26:01.393 --> 00:26:03.395 align:center And he'll let you know when you're no longer needed. 00:26:03.478 --> 00:26:04.604 align:center Got it. 00:26:05.146 --> 00:26:07.232 align:center -It's all up your neck. -I know it is. 00:26:07.315 --> 00:26:08.692 align:center It's disgusting. 00:26:14.322 --> 00:26:15.448 align:center Ooh. 00:26:15.532 --> 00:26:17.534 align:center Natalie. Natalie. 00:26:17.617 --> 00:26:19.703 align:center Uh, ballpoint or felt? 00:26:20.370 --> 00:26:22.372 align:center -What? -To sign the paperwork. 00:26:22.455 --> 00:26:26.293 align:center Oh. Oh, no, no. No, we're just handing in the petition. Yeah. 00:26:26.376 --> 00:26:30.463 align:center Honey, this is information that I need. I can't be blindsided at the last moment. 00:26:30.547 --> 00:26:33.925 align:center Mom… everything is good. 00:26:34.009 --> 00:26:35.719 align:center -You are good. -Oh my God. 00:26:35.802 --> 00:26:38.930 align:center Okay, wow. That looks perfect. Okay, do you remember what I… 00:26:39.014 --> 00:26:40.599 align:center Thank you for coming with me. 00:26:40.682 --> 00:26:42.892 align:center Well, thank you for finally admitting that you were wrong. 00:26:42.976 --> 00:26:44.436 align:center -I'm working on myself. -Good. 00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:47.230 align:center And while we're on the topic, it's, like, we were both wrong. 00:26:47.314 --> 00:26:49.232 align:center -Oh, yay! Morgan. Oh, my… -Oh! 00:26:49.316 --> 00:26:51.985 align:center Wow, I was not-- I wasn't expecting the two of you. 00:26:52.068 --> 00:26:54.487 align:center Oh, well, we just wanted to come show our support. 00:26:55.071 --> 00:26:57.699 align:center Oh, Morgan. I can't tell you how happy this makes me, 00:26:57.782 --> 00:26:59.159 align:center seeing the two of you together. 00:26:59.242 --> 00:27:00.493 align:center Oh my God, there's Tom. 00:27:00.577 --> 00:27:02.078 align:center Well… 00:27:02.162 --> 00:27:04.664 align:center Looks like some people have kissed and made up. 00:27:05.665 --> 00:27:08.501 align:center Okay, Ma, you don't have to make it a whole dramatic thing. 00:27:08.585 --> 00:27:11.046 align:center Well, I want to introduce you to Tom Donaldson. 00:27:11.129 --> 00:27:12.047 align:center -All right. -Go. 00:27:14.299 --> 00:27:16.009 align:center -Tom Donaldson. Linda Morelli. -Hi. 00:27:16.092 --> 00:27:18.428 align:center -Hi, there. Tom Donaldson. Hi. -Hi. 00:27:18.511 --> 00:27:21.514 align:center You run that, uh, that little pharmacy in town, right? 00:27:21.598 --> 00:27:24.059 align:center You know, I love that place. Great tchotchkes. 00:27:24.142 --> 00:27:25.310 align:center Hardware store, Tom. 00:27:25.393 --> 00:27:28.772 align:center It's Morelli's Hardware. Been in town for 70-plus years. 00:27:28.855 --> 00:27:30.815 align:center -Kind of hard to miss. -All right. 00:27:30.899 --> 00:27:33.151 align:center Well, uh, I look forward to an exciting campaign. 00:27:33.234 --> 00:27:35.278 align:center -Mr. Donaldson? -Yes, I do too. Hi. 00:27:35.362 --> 00:27:37.864 align:center Nice to meet you, Lana. This should be fun. 00:27:38.948 --> 00:27:41.284 align:center -Men. He's, um… -Yeah. Mmm. 00:27:42.952 --> 00:27:44.871 align:center I refuse to let this man win. 00:27:44.954 --> 00:27:46.831 align:center He is such an asshole. 00:27:46.915 --> 00:27:49.376 align:center Who matches their tie to their shirt? 00:28:09.938 --> 00:28:10.980 align:center Hi. 00:28:11.064 --> 00:28:12.023 align:center Hi. 00:28:13.358 --> 00:28:15.360 align:center Since when do I get to stay over? 00:28:17.112 --> 00:28:20.407 align:center It's for my mental health, so we're just gonna go with it, okay? 00:28:24.911 --> 00:28:26.037 align:center Okay. 00:28:29.416 --> 00:28:32.085 align:center If you're looking for love 00:28:32.168 --> 00:28:37.173 align:center Get a heart made of steel 'Cause you know that love kills 00:28:37.257 --> 00:28:39.926 align:center Don't go messing with love 00:28:40.009 --> 00:28:44.556 align:center It'll hurt you for real Don't you know that love kills? 00:28:44.639 --> 00:28:47.642 align:center Mm, and I know when you're in too deep 00:28:47.726 --> 00:28:51.020 align:center You still think of me sometimes 00:28:52.564 --> 00:28:55.817 align:center Stockholm syndrome and misery 00:28:55.900 --> 00:29:00.196 align:center There's a penalty for love crimes Oh yeah 00:29:00.280 --> 00:29:03.700 align:center Protect yourself 'Cause you'll wreck yourself 00:29:03.783 --> 00:29:07.495 align:center In this cold, hard world So check yourself 00:29:07.579 --> 00:29:11.541 align:center You conceal your dreams And you shield yourself 00:29:11.624 --> 00:29:15.754 align:center 'Til that one kind soul reveals itself 00:29:15.837 --> 00:29:19.299 align:center Protect yourself, 'Cause you'll wreck yourself 00:29:19.382 --> 00:29:23.261 align:center In this cold, hard world So check yourself 00:29:23.344 --> 00:29:27.265 align:center You conceal your dreams And you shield yourself 00:29:27.348 --> 00:29:31.186 align:center 'Til that one kind soul reveals itself 00:29:31.269 --> 00:29:35.106 align:center You conceal your dreams And you shield yourself 00:29:35.190 --> 00:29:39.402 align:center In this cold, hard world Don't you know that love kills? 00:29:39.486 --> 00:29:42.822 align:center Protect yourself, 'Cause you'll wreck yourself 00:29:42.906 --> 00:29:47.660 align:center In this cold, hard world Don't you know that love kills? 00:29:47.744 --> 00:29:51.247 align:center Love kills, love kills, love kills 00:29:51.331 --> 00:29:53.875 align:center Love kills Love, love, love, love, love that love kills?