WEBVTT 00:24.607 --> 00:25.567 What did she look like? 00:25.650 --> 00:28.403 You know, for a second I thought, "Is she gonna do the right thing 00:28.486 --> 00:29.529 and not bring this up?" 00:30.905 --> 00:34.117 It's fucked-up. Right? Was it? It was fucked-up? 00:34.200 --> 00:37.287 Was cracking open a casket and stealing a necklace off a dead body fucked-up? 00:37.370 --> 00:39.831 You know what, Morgan? I'm gonna leave that one with you. Okay? 00:39.914 --> 00:41.624 Sorry, I just could not do it. 00:41.708 --> 00:43.501 -Like, I couldn't bring myself. -I… I remember. 00:43.585 --> 00:45.462 I was there as the sun was coming up. 00:45.545 --> 00:46.379 Okay? 00:46.463 --> 00:48.214 Okay. 01:11.154 --> 01:11.988 Got it? 01:12.489 --> 01:13.323 Here. 01:13.823 --> 01:15.658 Take it. 01:17.077 --> 01:20.163 -Why are you giving this to me for? -What are you talking about? 01:20.246 --> 01:22.290 You wanted us to give it back. We're giving it back. 01:22.373 --> 01:24.793 You're gonna give it back to the person you stole it from. 01:24.876 --> 01:26.294 -What? -Get in the truck. 01:26.377 --> 01:27.921 No, I'm not doing that again. 01:28.004 --> 01:30.089 -Oh, Nicky, get in the truck. -Get in the truck. 01:30.173 --> 01:31.549 I'm so tired. Just get in. 01:42.477 --> 01:43.353 Get out. 01:43.937 --> 01:45.063 -Get out! -Okay. 01:48.775 --> 01:50.151 -Go. -Okay. 01:50.235 --> 01:52.237 -Get off of me. -Please. 01:58.201 --> 01:59.035 What? 01:59.119 --> 02:00.995 Have you never been to a house before? 02:01.621 --> 02:03.915 -Ring the fucking bell! -I don't know this person. 02:03.998 --> 02:04.916 -Ring the bell! -Okay. 02:04.999 --> 02:05.917 Stop. 02:06.000 --> 02:08.044 God, in the same time you could've rang the bell. 02:14.175 --> 02:15.176 Come in. 02:22.142 --> 02:23.059 So… 02:24.519 --> 02:26.187 You dug up a grave. 02:26.271 --> 02:28.064 -Mm-hmm. -Two, actually. 02:28.148 --> 02:29.858 Incredible. 02:30.859 --> 02:31.693 Where is it? 02:32.402 --> 02:33.486 -Mmm. -Psst! 02:33.570 --> 02:35.530 Give him the fucking necklace. 02:35.613 --> 02:36.781 -Okay. -All right. 02:36.865 --> 02:39.200 Eh, eh, eh, eh! I'm… I'm not touching that. 02:39.284 --> 02:40.743 It's been on a dead woman. 02:40.827 --> 02:42.287 Did you clean it, Yusuf? 02:42.996 --> 02:44.330 Well, we came straight from-- 02:44.414 --> 02:48.126 Then fucking clean it. I don't want to touch a dead woman's germs. 02:48.209 --> 02:49.210 Okay. 02:50.378 --> 02:52.797 You've caused quite a bit of trouble with this. 02:52.881 --> 02:55.425 I think the important thing here is that you got the necklace back, 02:55.508 --> 02:57.927 and it's… it's very late, and I would love to go home 02:58.011 --> 03:01.514 and shower off the smell of an open casket before work, so I just… 03:01.598 --> 03:06.936 Still… to steal a necklace out of a locked case. 03:07.020 --> 03:10.732 Oh, well, the key was in the lock, so it's not like the case was technically locked. 03:10.815 --> 03:13.735 You didn't tell me the key was in the lock, Yusuf. 03:16.029 --> 03:19.240 She still broke in, so, um… 03:19.324 --> 03:21.492 Well, did she break in 03:21.576 --> 03:24.829 or did she simply turn a key 03:24.913 --> 03:28.666 and take a $75,000 necklace 03:28.750 --> 03:32.003 out of a case you were supposed to have your eyes on? 03:32.086 --> 03:34.464 -That's what I've been saying. -Let it go. 03:34.547 --> 03:37.926 Well, either way, she… broke in. 03:38.009 --> 03:40.637 Put the fucking kettle on. 03:40.720 --> 03:41.679 Okay. 03:45.642 --> 03:46.476 Come. 03:47.477 --> 03:48.645 Let's have a drink. 03:49.228 --> 03:51.397 There we go. 03:54.150 --> 03:56.986 Is this-- Is this alcohol at 6:15 in the morning? 03:57.070 --> 03:58.947 A reverend and a teacher, 03:59.030 --> 04:02.367 such upstanding members of the community, 04:02.450 --> 04:05.495 stealing jewels and digging up their own grandmother. 04:05.578 --> 04:07.163 That's-- That's impressive. 04:07.247 --> 04:08.081 Okay. 04:08.748 --> 04:09.791 Huh. 04:10.416 --> 04:12.001 Oh, okay! 04:13.294 --> 04:14.754 I'd like to be friends. 04:15.797 --> 04:20.843 You know, you-- You seem like you have enough friends. I-- 04:20.927 --> 04:21.970 Here. 04:22.720 --> 04:25.556 A gift of gratitude. 04:28.142 --> 04:30.311 -Uh, that's not necessary. -Uh-uh-uh. 04:30.937 --> 04:31.854 I insist. 04:35.316 --> 04:36.526 Wow. Okay. 04:36.609 --> 04:38.778 -Is this a flip phone? -Flip phones. 04:40.029 --> 04:41.739 This is really thoughtful. Thank you. 04:41.823 --> 04:44.367 So, now that we're friends, 04:44.450 --> 04:47.245 I might need a favor at some point. 04:47.328 --> 04:50.081 And friends do this for friends, right? 04:50.748 --> 04:52.792 Okay. 04:57.630 --> 04:59.590 Well, I guess that's that. 05:01.342 --> 05:02.969 Friends. 05:03.970 --> 05:07.015 When the phone rings, you answer it. 05:16.858 --> 05:21.654 It is in these trying times that I often find myself 05:21.738 --> 05:25.158 …thinking about the… the effects of fear. 05:26.242 --> 05:30.955 You know, fear has this ability to… to call upon us 05:31.789 --> 05:32.832 out of the blue 05:32.915 --> 05:38.504 and… and coerce us into doing things we never envisioned ourselves doing. 05:40.590 --> 05:43.843 In Proverbs, it is said, "The fear of man lays a snare, 05:44.552 --> 05:47.805 but whoever trusts in the Lord is safe." 05:49.349 --> 05:50.767 Are we really, though? 05:51.976 --> 05:54.228 You know, if… if you… if you… if you think about it, 05:54.312 --> 05:55.980 it does beg the question, 05:56.814 --> 05:58.608 "What are we doing?" You know? 05:58.691 --> 06:02.653 Is… is God punishing us for something? Is this a test? 06:03.237 --> 06:06.157 What are we actually supposed to do 06:06.240 --> 06:10.828 in the face of, you know, I don't know, let's go with "paralyzing terror"? 06:11.621 --> 06:14.957 You know, when the fear has… has taken over our bodies, 06:15.041 --> 06:20.421 and we are just lying there at night wondering what's happening next. 06:22.131 --> 06:24.300 We're waking up with hot sweats. 06:24.383 --> 06:25.551 We're not eating. 06:27.095 --> 06:28.054 What do we do? 06:30.681 --> 06:31.724 Hmm? 06:34.310 --> 06:35.561 Genuine question. 06:43.569 --> 06:45.738 May the grace of Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God 06:45.822 --> 06:48.491 and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with all of you today. 06:50.159 --> 06:51.035 Okay. 06:59.210 --> 07:02.255 It's ten o'clock. You might want to get out of bed. Max is on his way over. 07:02.338 --> 07:04.841 I swear to God, the two of you, the drama. 07:04.924 --> 07:07.510 It's like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton over here 07:07.593 --> 07:09.095 if they both slept a lot. 07:09.178 --> 07:10.263 Why is he on his way over? 07:10.346 --> 07:12.431 He called me. Apparently, your phone is dead. 07:12.515 --> 07:14.725 Honey, have you seen my blouse with the little ties? 07:14.809 --> 07:18.020 It was in the laundry room, then you did a wash and now it's gone. 07:18.104 --> 07:19.897 I have a lot going on today. 07:19.981 --> 07:21.691 I'm declaring my candidacy. 07:21.774 --> 07:24.986 There's a photo that needs to be taken, and now I have nothing to wear. 07:25.069 --> 07:29.198 Mom, you have no idea. The last couple of days have been really intense for me. 07:29.282 --> 07:32.660 Yes, I'm sure that they have, honey. Oh, there it is! 07:32.743 --> 07:34.203 Oh, thank God. 07:34.287 --> 07:39.876 All right, I think that you need to put on your big-girl pants 07:39.959 --> 07:41.586 and make up with your fiancé. 07:41.669 --> 07:43.462 Okay, so you're declaring your candidacy? 07:43.546 --> 07:46.132 That's what, you're, like, shouting it to a roomful of people? 07:46.215 --> 07:49.719 It's too early for sarcasm, Morgan. It's unattractive before noon. 07:51.095 --> 07:54.182 Be kind to him, honey. He's a low-functioning person. 07:54.265 --> 07:56.642 -Morgan? -Hey, Linda, I'm here with Max. 07:57.768 --> 08:00.479 Hope you have decaf, because I've sworn off caffeine. 08:00.563 --> 08:04.358 Annette, I didn't know you were coming. I'm sure that I do. 08:04.442 --> 08:06.277 We'll be down in one second. 08:06.360 --> 08:08.446 I don't have decaf. Who has decaf? 08:08.529 --> 08:10.573 Why the fuck would he bring his mom with him? 08:10.656 --> 08:13.034 Well, that's a really good question, Morgan. 08:14.243 --> 08:16.746 Annette, I am so sorry. 08:16.829 --> 08:19.582 Max didn't mention that you were coming, 08:19.665 --> 08:21.918 or I would have got a coffee cake. 08:22.001 --> 08:24.795 Well, I hope this wasn't too much of a surprise to you. 08:24.879 --> 08:26.714 No, not at all. 08:26.797 --> 08:30.092 Let's just hope that this chat doesn't require coffee cake. 08:31.093 --> 08:33.346 Max, I really don't think having this conversation 08:33.429 --> 08:35.765 in front of our mothers is gonna get us through this. 08:35.848 --> 08:37.808 Okay, well, since you won't go to therapy with me, 08:37.892 --> 08:41.312 I just think that them being here will make us a lot nicer to each other. 08:42.188 --> 08:45.066 So, Linda, I-- I don't know about you, 08:45.149 --> 08:48.152 but if there's gonna be a marriage between our families, 08:48.236 --> 08:50.613 and I'm gonna be dumping some money into this thing, 08:50.696 --> 08:53.908 I want to know that I'm not shoveling cash into a fire. 08:53.991 --> 08:57.828 Exactly. Ex-- Yeah, I've said that almost every day. 08:57.912 --> 09:00.373 This plate makes me want to walk into traffic. 09:00.456 --> 09:04.001 Today was grocery day, so please excuse whatever that is. 09:04.085 --> 09:06.879 No, seriously, it's more than enough. 09:06.963 --> 09:09.507 Max, baby, we've all got things to do. 09:09.590 --> 09:11.342 Yeah, okay, Mom. Um… 09:11.425 --> 09:12.718 Okay. 09:12.802 --> 09:15.638 Morgan, I'm sorry for calling you names. 09:15.721 --> 09:17.223 That wasn't kind. 09:17.848 --> 09:18.766 Yeah. 09:19.475 --> 09:20.351 Um… 09:21.018 --> 09:25.022 Yeah. So, obviously, I am sorry. That's a given. Um… 09:25.106 --> 09:27.441 See? You can't even give me, like, a nice apology. 09:27.525 --> 09:30.528 Okay, well-- And then I'm gonna say sorry now. I am sorry. 09:30.611 --> 09:33.614 Okay, kids, if we're gonna be useful in this conversation, 09:33.698 --> 09:36.784 I think maybe a little bit of context would be helpful. 09:36.867 --> 09:38.411 -I cheated on you too. There! -Cheated? 09:38.494 --> 09:39.620 -What? -You cheated? 09:39.704 --> 09:43.124 Well, to be fair, it sounded like they both cheated. 09:43.207 --> 09:46.085 -Well, I kind-- I kind of cheated. -What is "kind of cheated"? 09:46.168 --> 09:49.297 We didn't do, like, the whole thing. It was like, we just did finger stuff. 09:49.380 --> 09:51.257 -Oh, Massimo! -Oh my God! 09:51.340 --> 09:52.258 It's not better. 09:52.341 --> 09:53.926 Oh, it's better than doing full penis. 09:54.010 --> 09:56.220 Do not say "penis" in front of Linda. 09:56.304 --> 09:59.307 -Morgan, what is he talking about? -Just tell me how many times. 09:59.390 --> 10:02.560 Okay, well, how many times were you using your fingers with some random person? 10:02.643 --> 10:04.520 All right, if we can't have this conversation 10:04.603 --> 10:06.564 without referring to "fingers" and "penises," 10:06.647 --> 10:08.649 then, frankly, we don't need to be here. 10:08.733 --> 10:11.611 -Annette, I want to extend an apology… -No. You don't need to. 10:11.694 --> 10:13.487 …to you on behalf of my daughter. 10:13.571 --> 10:16.240 No need. Max, I raised you better than this. 10:16.324 --> 10:20.411 This is not going how Dr. Costa told me that it would, Mom. I just… Morgan. 10:20.911 --> 10:24.582 You know how I feel about you, okay? So I'm gonna go home, 10:24.665 --> 10:27.960 and just know that I'll be more than happy to hear your key in that door, 10:28.544 --> 10:29.920 if that's what you still want. 10:31.422 --> 10:32.715 -Mama? -No. 10:34.592 --> 10:37.011 Um, I'm sorry again about the peanut butter. 10:37.094 --> 10:38.012 I hate peanut butter. 10:38.095 --> 10:39.555 I don't know if Max mentioned to you, 10:39.639 --> 10:43.267 but I decided to run for mayor since my mom passed. 10:43.351 --> 10:44.727 -I just have felt the need… -What? 10:44.810 --> 10:46.103 …to be of use in a bigger way, 10:46.187 --> 10:49.106 but as you can see, it's made things really hectic around here. 10:49.190 --> 10:52.610 Oh, come on. Now you're making me want to walk into traffic. 10:53.444 --> 10:57.239 I just, just backed Tom Donaldson. 10:57.907 --> 11:00.534 Tom Donaldson? The Jimmy John's guy? 11:00.618 --> 11:03.412 Yeah, leases out a bunch of storefronts from me. 11:03.496 --> 11:05.706 -He just asked me last week. -Yeah. 11:05.790 --> 11:08.250 -So Tom's running for mayor? -Yeah. 11:08.334 --> 11:10.378 Because I wouldn't have thought he had the time. 11:10.461 --> 11:12.755 He just seems so busy buying boats. 11:12.838 --> 11:15.049 -The man does have a lot of boats. -Uh-huh. 11:16.133 --> 11:20.721 You know, can I just say, though, I think this is really good for you. 11:20.805 --> 11:23.683 -Oh, thank you, Annette. Thank you. -I do. 11:23.766 --> 11:25.393 Appreciate that. 11:30.856 --> 11:31.690 Morgan. 11:39.156 --> 11:41.826 I know trying on rental suits isn't your favorite thing to do, 11:41.909 --> 11:43.536 but I dare you to look more miserable. 11:43.619 --> 11:46.872 Well, you're in luck. I managed to find a 40 for your, um… 11:47.456 --> 11:48.666 -Cousin. Yeah. -Oh. 11:48.749 --> 11:49.834 -Cousin? -Yeah. He's, uh… 11:49.917 --> 11:51.127 -Yeah. -We're close. 11:51.210 --> 11:52.128 Mm-hmm. 11:52.211 --> 11:53.546 Yeah, I can see that. 11:53.629 --> 11:55.798 -He's my date to an event next week. -Mm-hmm. 11:55.881 --> 11:58.467 -I'm being honored for my queer activism. -Oh. 11:58.551 --> 12:01.178 -Yeah. -I was at Stonewall for the riots. 12:01.721 --> 12:03.055 -Oh, wow. -Wow. 12:03.139 --> 12:05.641 Uh… Thank you for your service. 12:05.725 --> 12:07.977 I was a closeted cop at the time. 12:08.936 --> 12:11.188 I'm convinced the shame gave me lupus. 12:13.899 --> 12:15.818 Anyway, shirts and ties are in the changing room. 12:15.901 --> 12:16.902 -Okay. -Excuse me. 12:16.986 --> 12:18.571 -Yeah, thanks. -Of course. 12:20.322 --> 12:21.907 -Am I him? -What? 12:21.991 --> 12:24.660 Is that who I am to you? Like some bad gay? 12:25.494 --> 12:27.037 Well, he has a wedding ring on, so… 12:27.121 --> 12:29.832 -Don't do that. That's not nice. -You're worse. I'm kidding. 12:29.915 --> 12:31.542 No, I don't-- I don't find this funny, 12:31.625 --> 12:34.170 and it's not fun, and I don't like lying to people, 12:34.253 --> 12:39.049 and I don't want to cosplay incest cousins in some suit rental place. 12:39.133 --> 12:40.468 I don't want to get lupus. 12:40.551 --> 12:42.344 Then stop lying for a day. 12:43.345 --> 12:45.556 I understand you not wanting me to stay at your place 12:45.639 --> 12:48.225 or hold hands in a restaurant, but we are two towns away. 12:48.309 --> 12:50.811 Brent doesn't give a fuck. We don't know this person. 12:50.895 --> 12:53.105 -Please stop. -Jesus, are these hives? 12:53.189 --> 12:55.357 -Nick, what is going on? -Just grab me the shirt, please. 12:55.441 --> 12:57.818 -It's all over your chest. -I know it is. It's a stress rash. 12:57.902 --> 12:58.778 All right? 12:58.861 --> 13:00.112 Okay, I'm sorry. 13:00.196 --> 13:02.323 -What can I do to help you relax? -Absolutely nothing. 13:02.406 --> 13:05.034 Doesn't look like the two of you need my help. 13:05.117 --> 13:07.077 But if you do, I'll be waiting right here. 13:07.161 --> 13:08.329 Okay. 13:08.412 --> 13:09.789 -That's not funny. -Okay. 13:09.872 --> 13:11.624 -Please just go deal with him. Please. -Okay. 13:12.124 --> 13:14.877 -Brent, I think he needs a larger size. -Yeah. This way. 13:22.259 --> 13:24.178 -Fuck. -Everything okay? 13:24.261 --> 13:26.388 Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm just looking for my phone. 13:34.104 --> 13:34.939 Hello. 13:36.023 --> 13:37.233 Yeah, this is he. 13:37.983 --> 13:39.151 I can't hear you. 13:39.944 --> 13:43.364 I think there's-- There's bad reception. You've given me a flip phone! 13:58.629 --> 14:00.256 What happened to your hand? 14:00.798 --> 14:03.551 What happened to your face, you fucking bitch? 14:03.634 --> 14:06.053 Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? 14:06.136 --> 14:07.471 You are what's wrong. 14:08.389 --> 14:10.641 Like I have nothing else to deal with in my life, 14:10.724 --> 14:14.061 now I have you two clowns tied around my leg like a crime ball. 14:14.144 --> 14:16.063 -A what? -A crime ball! 14:16.146 --> 14:19.567 The balls they tie to the legs of criminals so they can't escape. 14:19.650 --> 14:21.151 The metal ball. 14:21.235 --> 14:22.361 Oh, a ball and chain. 14:22.444 --> 14:24.405 Whatever it is in English. I don't know. 14:24.488 --> 14:26.949 It's a ball and chain in English. 14:27.449 --> 14:29.368 -Where are we going? -Shut up! 14:29.451 --> 14:33.372 I'm sorry, but I need to know what we're being asked to do. 14:33.455 --> 14:36.166 I hold a certain standing in this community. 14:37.167 --> 14:39.753 And there are limitations on what I can participate in. 14:39.837 --> 14:42.923 Yeah? Tell that to your dead grandma. Stupid. 14:49.597 --> 14:50.514 Okay. 14:50.598 --> 14:54.226 Take this. Go inside. There's a man who's waiting for you. 14:54.310 --> 14:55.811 And don't fuck this up. 14:55.895 --> 14:57.313 Why can't you do it? 14:57.396 --> 14:59.982 Because you two are like pieces of white bread. 15:00.065 --> 15:02.860 Like dry vanilla cake they feed the pigeons. 15:02.943 --> 15:05.863 That's why Ivan likes you. You can get away with anything in this country. 15:05.946 --> 15:07.740 Okay, so what… 15:07.823 --> 15:09.909 …what kind of man are we meeting inside? 15:09.992 --> 15:11.744 A man, okay? 15:11.827 --> 15:14.246 Expecting you. Just give him the cash and do the deal. 15:14.330 --> 15:15.789 -Okay. -Wow. 15:15.873 --> 15:17.833 I don't know what deal he's talking about. 15:17.916 --> 15:19.919 Can you let me out please? 15:20.419 --> 15:23.297 -I am suffocating… in there. -Crazy mood today. 15:23.380 --> 15:24.381 Give me that. 15:25.549 --> 15:27.468 -Ugh! -Okay, yeah, I knew it was drugs. 15:27.551 --> 15:28.385 Drugs? 15:29.094 --> 15:30.971 Yeah, it's a drug deal. Hilare. 15:31.055 --> 15:32.348 How do you know it's a drug deal? 15:32.431 --> 15:35.893 Uh, because I was a struggling actress in New York City for five years. 15:35.976 --> 15:39.146 -Yeah, it runs expensive. -I didn't like a single word you said. 15:39.229 --> 15:42.358 What if we went in there and just left out the back? 15:42.441 --> 15:43.692 Can you chill the fuck out? 15:43.776 --> 15:46.862 This is simple as long as you don't act like a narc having an anxiety attack. 15:46.945 --> 15:48.989 -I'm not. -You're quivering like a small dog. 15:49.073 --> 15:50.366 -I'm not quivering! -You are. 15:50.449 --> 15:53.577 -There's a vibration coming off of you. -So what if there's a vibration, okay? 15:53.661 --> 15:55.329 This isn't a natural thing for me. 15:55.412 --> 15:57.873 Could you try to center yourself for 20 minutes? 15:57.957 --> 16:00.751 -That's a dumb thing to say. -Maybe 20 minutes. Not even. 16:01.251 --> 16:02.086 Hey. 16:03.253 --> 16:04.797 Been waiting half an hour. 16:06.298 --> 16:07.883 -Oh. No, sorry about that. -No… 16:07.967 --> 16:09.176 Our driver's an idiot. 16:10.094 --> 16:11.345 Are we gonna do this? 16:11.929 --> 16:12.846 -Yeah. -I-- 16:13.597 --> 16:15.140 -Mm-hmm. -Let's go. 16:21.480 --> 16:22.523 Oh God. 16:23.190 --> 16:26.568 Uh… We're sure that there's, like, no way we could do this above ground? 16:26.652 --> 16:28.112 -Get in. -Okay. Okay. 16:57.224 --> 16:58.100 So? 17:00.060 --> 17:00.978 You good? 17:01.729 --> 17:02.813 Am… 17:02.896 --> 17:03.939 Am I good? 17:04.022 --> 17:06.817 I don't-- I don't-- I don't know. Morgan, am I-- Am I good? 17:06.900 --> 17:08.610 Like, I'm good. Are you good? 17:09.570 --> 17:12.156 -As good as I can be. -Good. Good. 17:12.239 --> 17:13.741 Okay. Uh… 17:15.534 --> 17:16.410 Am I-- 17:16.493 --> 17:18.120 Am I missing something? 17:21.957 --> 17:22.791 Yeah. 17:24.835 --> 17:27.129 All right. I have to take this. 17:27.212 --> 17:30.132 -Sure, of-- of course. -No worries. Work comes first. 17:32.217 --> 17:34.344 -What is going on, Morgan? -I have no idea. 17:34.428 --> 17:37.681 -He's playing games. It's not cool. -Aren't there supposed to be drugs? 17:37.765 --> 17:39.391 -Yeah, usually. -Where are they? 17:39.475 --> 17:41.977 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Just… Let me… 17:42.061 --> 17:43.729 Is this a hit? 17:43.812 --> 17:45.439 -Huh? -Is this a hit? 17:45.522 --> 17:46.815 -Have we seen too much? -No. 17:46.899 --> 17:48.650 Because I don't want this basement apartment 17:48.734 --> 17:50.277 to be the last thing I see before I die. 17:50.360 --> 17:52.905 -I'm being dead serious. -Can I think for one second? 17:52.988 --> 17:55.157 -I've given you ten seconds. -This needs to be said. 17:55.240 --> 17:58.619 -You would not last one day on Survivor. -I don't watch Surviv-- 17:59.244 --> 18:02.414 Okay, listen. Are we buying drugs from you or not? 18:02.498 --> 18:03.373 Excuse me? 18:03.457 --> 18:05.084 Is this a fucking joke? 18:05.751 --> 18:07.920 No. No, it's fucking not. 18:08.003 --> 18:09.463 You think I sell drugs? 18:10.672 --> 18:11.548 Morgan? 18:11.632 --> 18:14.176 Why would you think that? Because of the way I look? 18:14.259 --> 18:16.261 -No. -I have never said that. 18:16.845 --> 18:20.140 You look at me and think, "He has tattoos. He scares me." 18:20.224 --> 18:22.434 -"He must sell fucking drugs." -No. No. 18:22.518 --> 18:24.186 We were told to come to-- 18:24.269 --> 18:27.106 Told what? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Someone told you I sell drugs? 18:27.189 --> 18:29.775 -Was it fucking Carmela, up in 2B? -Was it Carmela? 18:29.858 --> 18:31.693 -Because she actually sells drugs. -What? 18:31.777 --> 18:34.446 -I don't sell drugs… anymore. -Okay. 18:34.530 --> 18:38.075 Hey, I'm a legitimate landlord that takes pride in the apartments I rent. 18:38.158 --> 18:39.952 -All right? -Right. 18:40.536 --> 18:42.037 Right, yeah. Um… 18:42.621 --> 18:44.498 -He's a landlord, Morgan. -Okay… 18:44.581 --> 18:46.041 He's renting us an apartment. 18:46.125 --> 18:50.087 Gotcha. Got it. There's been a major misunderstanding here. 18:50.170 --> 18:54.925 When I was saying, "We're gonna buy the drugs," 18:55.008 --> 18:56.718 I was talking about, like, "Oh, the drugs." 18:56.802 --> 18:58.387 I was being like, "Oh, like, the drugs." 18:58.470 --> 19:00.472 Like, the goods, the property, the… you know, 19:00.556 --> 19:03.851 like, let's make a deal type of, like, "Show me the money." 19:03.934 --> 19:05.310 Show me the money. 19:05.394 --> 19:09.898 Yes, like, when you are making a deal-- It doesn't matter-- We will take it. 19:10.482 --> 19:12.192 -We'll take it? -We'll take the place. 19:12.276 --> 19:15.654 That's cute. If you think I'm renting you this apartment, you're fucking crazy. 19:15.737 --> 19:17.156 Oh God. 19:17.239 --> 19:22.161 Uh, I, for one, think that you have done a wonderful job with this space. 19:27.624 --> 19:31.169 I think you're really gonna like the design for the campaign website. 19:31.253 --> 19:33.463 We just might need to hire a freelance web designer, 19:33.547 --> 19:36.383 but I have a clear design aesthetic, so it shouldn't take that long. 19:36.466 --> 19:38.635 I don't know, hon, it sounds expensive. 19:38.719 --> 19:40.637 -Also, lawn signs have been ordered. -Mmm. 19:40.721 --> 19:42.973 Yeah! And I know you thought the pins were cheesy. 19:43.056 --> 19:44.975 -But I think they could go a long way. -Hi, Kurt. 19:45.058 --> 19:47.269 Kids putting them on their backpacks, et cetera. 19:47.352 --> 19:49.855 Speaking of kids, I do think we should be getting involved 19:49.938 --> 19:52.274 with the PTA organizations at our local elementary schools. 19:52.357 --> 19:53.650 Well… 19:53.734 --> 19:56.737 Just considering our focus is on community and family, 19:56.820 --> 19:59.114 that could be a great place to start meeting folks. 19:59.197 --> 20:00.157 Yeah. 20:02.492 --> 20:07.623 I was wondering if maybe we should hit pause. 20:07.706 --> 20:09.583 On what? 20:09.666 --> 20:13.545 On the campaign. Take a minute to risk assess. 20:14.630 --> 20:17.216 Hm. I'm sorry, what-- What are you talking about? 20:17.299 --> 20:21.053 Well, honey, it's just that I have a really busy few months coming up, 20:21.136 --> 20:24.890 what, with wrapping up Nonna's estate and the store. 20:24.973 --> 20:28.518 Do I really have the time to service the town 20:28.602 --> 20:30.854 in the way that they would want from me? 20:30.938 --> 20:33.065 Is this about Tom Donaldson? 20:33.148 --> 20:34.733 He's a millionaire. 20:34.816 --> 20:38.153 He has an Ivy League degree. I'm a college dropout. 20:38.236 --> 20:39.613 Honey, I sell shovels. 20:39.696 --> 20:41.865 He'll obliterate us in front of the whole town, 20:41.949 --> 20:44.868 and I don't think that I have a thick enough skin right now 20:44.952 --> 20:46.912 for that kind of humiliation. 20:50.958 --> 20:51.833 I see. 20:54.962 --> 20:55.837 Okay. 20:59.758 --> 21:01.343 Honey. 21:01.426 --> 21:02.803 Now, what is going on? 21:02.886 --> 21:05.681 Oh, nothing. You are just, um, really demonstrating 21:05.764 --> 21:08.141 how a strong woman should act 21:08.225 --> 21:10.477 when faced with the slightest bit of intimidation. 21:10.560 --> 21:13.063 Are you talking to me… 21:13.146 --> 21:16.108 …about what constitutes a strong woman? 21:16.191 --> 21:21.113 No, I'm not. I just, um, I just find it a bit offensive. 21:21.196 --> 21:23.031 Natalie, let me ask you a question. 21:23.115 --> 21:26.410 How can your generation be offended by anything 21:26.493 --> 21:28.662 when you're offended by everything? 21:29.288 --> 21:31.581 I never had the time to be offended. 21:31.665 --> 21:35.877 I was too busy shielding three kids from the fallout of a divorce, 21:35.961 --> 21:40.757 not to mention a store to run, a house to manage, lunches to pack, 21:40.841 --> 21:44.469 principals to call back based on whatever Morgan had done that week. 21:44.553 --> 21:48.598 There was no such thing as self-care back then. 21:48.682 --> 21:53.270 A strong woman was every woman who got the job done 21:53.353 --> 21:57.566 and had a minute to spare at the end of the day for a glass of red wine. 22:01.695 --> 22:04.448 So, when did that change? 22:04.531 --> 22:08.910 It didn't change, Natalie. I still get calls about Morgan. 22:09.703 --> 22:13.874 And yet, you seem to have plenty of time to let Tom Donaldson 22:13.957 --> 22:16.209 stand in the way of you getting the job done. 22:18.545 --> 22:21.631 I should never have weaponized you with an education. 22:22.674 --> 22:24.051 Show me the website. 22:24.634 --> 22:27.262 Seriously, there's nothing we can do to change your mind? 22:27.346 --> 22:29.514 Nothing. And you, next time, 22:29.598 --> 22:31.767 don't have your wife do your business for you. 22:32.267 --> 22:34.144 I… know. I know. 22:34.227 --> 22:35.562 She just… 22:36.063 --> 22:38.732 She won't listen to me and… 22:38.815 --> 22:40.067 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 22:40.150 --> 22:41.610 Um, okay. 22:42.277 --> 22:46.615 I… I'm… I'm sorry. I should not have taken my frustration out on you. 22:47.532 --> 22:51.661 But, uh, my husband and I have… 22:51.745 --> 22:53.747 We have fallen on some hard times. 22:54.706 --> 22:58.043 He has run us into the ground financially. 22:58.126 --> 23:01.963 I'm talking gambling addiction, sexaholic. 23:02.047 --> 23:05.050 And I know… I know that this man looks like hell, 23:05.133 --> 23:08.512 but he has pulled his life together. 23:09.096 --> 23:11.473 Addiction is a hell of a disease. 23:14.017 --> 23:15.394 -I… -I know. 23:16.311 --> 23:17.979 My uncle lost everything in Atlantic City. 23:18.063 --> 23:19.940 Oh… It's… bullshit. 23:20.023 --> 23:22.943 So then, you know, you… you must understand. 23:23.026 --> 23:26.029 And with her being pregnant, it's… 23:26.113 --> 23:28.365 -Congrats. -Thank you. I'm pregnant. 23:28.448 --> 23:32.119 Yeah, it's-- We're just trying to find a place to… to grow our family. 23:32.202 --> 23:33.370 Mm-hmm. 23:37.457 --> 23:38.875 -All right. -Thank you. 23:38.959 --> 23:41.253 I'll need your driver's license, social. The usual. 23:41.336 --> 23:44.381 -Of course. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. -Well… But… 23:44.464 --> 23:47.300 Is there any way to do it without any of those things? Just-- 23:47.884 --> 23:49.886 -What? What the fuck, man? -I'm… 23:49.970 --> 23:52.180 -Your wife just asked me for drugs. -I did. 23:52.264 --> 23:55.559 You know what? Let's go. I'm not renting an apartment without a credit check. 23:55.642 --> 23:58.603 All cash. Six months. Security. 23:58.687 --> 23:59.980 Prob-- probably a tip. 24:08.822 --> 24:10.282 All right. 24:10.365 --> 24:11.908 Don't make me regret this. 24:11.992 --> 24:13.493 -I won't. -Of course. Okay. 24:13.577 --> 24:14.661 I'm taking the keys. 24:14.744 --> 24:16.246 -That's… -Thank you very much. 24:16.329 --> 24:18.123 -You're welcome. -…really sexist. 24:18.206 --> 24:20.000 I assume that you'll be repainting. 24:20.083 --> 24:22.252 -Just get out the door. -Okay. 24:24.254 --> 24:25.464 Fucking crackheads. 24:28.550 --> 24:30.218 Okay. Here. 24:31.261 --> 24:32.762 -Thank you. -And here. 24:34.306 --> 24:37.225 -What's this? What are you doing? -We did what you asked. 24:37.309 --> 24:40.562 Huh. So you want me to tell Ivan you want to end the friendship? 24:40.645 --> 24:42.481 I think something's getting lost in translation. 24:42.564 --> 24:46.276 No, he gave us the phones to do him a favor. We did the favor. 24:47.736 --> 24:49.571 Okay. I'll tell him. 24:49.654 --> 24:52.782 Okay, just so we're on the same page, what exactly will you be telling him? 24:52.866 --> 24:55.911 Uh, I will be telling him that you're giving back his gifts… 24:55.994 --> 24:58.163 -Uh-huh. -…and you want to kill the friendship. 24:58.246 --> 25:00.665 That… that is not the right word. "Kill" is not the right word. 25:00.749 --> 25:03.460 It… it puts a negative spin on things. 25:03.543 --> 25:06.379 Yeah. Wait-- And also, I'm confused. There-- So there will be more favors? 25:06.463 --> 25:09.132 No, there will be no more favors. We're giving the phone back. 25:09.216 --> 25:12.886 -I wouldn't give the phones back. -Oh, my-- I can't keep doing this. 25:12.969 --> 25:14.888 I can't do this one more day, okay? 25:14.971 --> 25:17.307 I… I am a good person. 25:17.390 --> 25:21.394 I deserve peace and… and calm. 25:21.478 --> 25:24.731 You deserve, like, a big fat fucking dick in your mouth, honestly. 25:24.814 --> 25:29.778 All this religious celibacy has made you such a tight-ass. 25:29.861 --> 25:31.363 You deserve to loosen up. 25:35.033 --> 25:37.327 Well, you deserve order in your life, Morgan. 25:37.410 --> 25:42.374 You deserve a… a clean, mess-free, ordered life. 25:42.457 --> 25:44.125 You don't think I know that? 25:44.918 --> 25:47.837 You don't have to tell people with messy lives that their lives are messy. 25:47.921 --> 25:49.464 It doesn't help. Like, we already know. 25:49.548 --> 25:51.299 Like, we'd already do something if we could. 25:51.800 --> 25:53.718 -Why is your neck all red? -Because I have a rash! 25:53.802 --> 25:56.179 I don't give a fuck what either of you deserve, 25:56.263 --> 25:58.139 especially your fucking disgusting skin problems. 25:58.223 --> 25:59.391 -Okay. -Okay. 25:59.474 --> 26:01.309 -That's unkind. -Keep the phone. 26:01.393 --> 26:03.395 And he'll let you know when you're no longer needed. 26:03.478 --> 26:04.604 Got it. 26:05.146 --> 26:07.232 -It's all up your neck. -I know it is. 26:07.315 --> 26:08.692 It's disgusting. 26:14.322 --> 26:15.448 Ooh. 26:15.532 --> 26:17.534 Natalie. Natalie. 26:17.617 --> 26:19.703 Uh, ballpoint or felt? 26:20.370 --> 26:22.372 -What? -To sign the paperwork. 26:22.455 --> 26:26.293 Oh. Oh, no, no. No, we're just handing in the petition. Yeah. 26:26.376 --> 26:30.463 Honey, this is information that I need. I can't be blindsided at the last moment. 26:30.547 --> 26:33.925 Mom… everything is good. 26:34.009 --> 26:35.719 -You are good. -Oh my God. 26:35.802 --> 26:38.930 Okay, wow. That looks perfect. Okay, do you remember what I… 26:39.014 --> 26:40.599 Thank you for coming with me. 26:40.682 --> 26:42.892 Well, thank you for finally admitting that you were wrong. 26:42.976 --> 26:44.436 -I'm working on myself. -Good. 26:44.519 --> 26:47.230 And while we're on the topic, it's, like, we were both wrong. 26:47.314 --> 26:49.232 -Oh, yay! Morgan. Oh, my… -Oh! 26:49.316 --> 26:51.985 Wow, I was not-- I wasn't expecting the two of you. 26:52.068 --> 26:54.487 Oh, well, we just wanted to come show our support. 26:55.071 --> 26:57.699 Oh, Morgan. I can't tell you how happy this makes me, 26:57.782 --> 26:59.159 seeing the two of you together. 26:59.242 --> 27:00.493 Oh my God, there's Tom. 27:00.577 --> 27:02.078 Well… 27:02.162 --> 27:04.664 Looks like some people have kissed and made up. 27:05.665 --> 27:08.501 Okay, Ma, you don't have to make it a whole dramatic thing. 27:08.585 --> 27:11.046 Well, I want to introduce you to Tom Donaldson. 27:11.129 --> 27:12.047 -All right. -Go. 27:14.299 --> 27:16.009 -Tom Donaldson. Linda Morelli. -Hi. 27:16.092 --> 27:18.428 -Hi, there. Tom Donaldson. Hi. -Hi. 27:18.511 --> 27:21.514 You run that, uh, that little pharmacy in town, right? 27:21.598 --> 27:24.059 You know, I love that place. Great tchotchkes. 27:24.142 --> 27:25.310 Hardware store, Tom. 27:25.393 --> 27:28.772 It's Morelli's Hardware. Been in town for 70-plus years. 27:28.855 --> 27:30.815 -Kind of hard to miss. -All right. 27:30.899 --> 27:33.151 Well, uh, I look forward to an exciting campaign. 27:33.234 --> 27:35.278 -Mr. Donaldson? -Yes, I do too. Hi. 27:35.362 --> 27:37.864 Nice to meet you, Lana. This should be fun. 27:38.948 --> 27:41.284 -Men. He's, um… -Yeah. Mmm. 27:42.952 --> 27:44.871 I refuse to let this man win. 27:44.954 --> 27:46.831 He is such an asshole. 27:46.915 --> 27:49.376 Who matches their tie to their shirt? 28:09.938 --> 28:10.980 Hi. 28:11.064 --> 28:12.023 Hi. 28:13.358 --> 28:15.360 Since when do I get to stay over? 28:17.112 --> 28:20.407 It's for my mental health, so we're just gonna go with it, okay? 28:24.911 --> 28:26.037 Okay. 28:29.416 --> 28:32.085 If you're looking for love 28:32.168 --> 28:37.173 Get a heart made of steel 'Cause you know that love kills 28:37.257 --> 28:39.926 Don't go messing with love 28:40.009 --> 28:44.556 It'll hurt you for real Don't you know that love kills? 28:44.639 --> 28:47.642 Mm, and I know when you're in too deep 28:47.726 --> 28:51.020 You still think of me sometimes 28:52.564 --> 28:55.817 Stockholm syndrome and misery 28:55.900 --> 29:00.196 There's a penalty for love crimes Oh yeah 29:00.280 --> 29:03.700 Protect yourself 'Cause you'll wreck yourself 29:03.783 --> 29:07.495 In this cold, hard world So check yourself 29:07.579 --> 29:11.541 You conceal your dreams And you shield yourself 29:11.624 --> 29:15.754 'Til that one kind soul reveals itself 29:15.837 --> 29:19.299 Protect yourself, 'Cause you'll wreck yourself 29:19.382 --> 29:23.261 In this cold, hard world So check yourself 29:23.344 --> 29:27.265 You conceal your dreams And you shield yourself 29:27.348 --> 29:31.186 'Til that one kind soul reveals itself 29:31.269 --> 29:35.106 You conceal your dreams And you shield yourself 29:35.190 --> 29:39.402 In this cold, hard world Don't you know that love kills? 29:39.486 --> 29:42.822 Protect yourself, 'Cause you'll wreck yourself 29:42.906 --> 29:47.660 In this cold, hard world Don't you know that love kills? 29:47.744 --> 29:51.247 Love kills, love kills, love kills 29:51.331 --> 29:53.875 Love kills Love, love, love, love, love that love kills?