WEBVTT 00:05.839 --> 00:09.259 You had an accident. We cleaned you up. 00:09.342 --> 00:12.637 Cancer, it's a godless disease, Mom. 00:12.721 --> 00:14.014 It's not your fault. 00:14.097 --> 00:17.767 Should we give her some space? That was really intense. 00:17.851 --> 00:20.186 Morgan, I know that your generation 00:20.270 --> 00:23.273 is terrified of anything that doesn't make you feel good, 00:23.356 --> 00:26.276 but this is one of those full-circle life moments 00:26.359 --> 00:28.361 that you need to be present for. 00:28.445 --> 00:31.948 The woman changed my diapers. Now it's my turn to change hers. 00:32.031 --> 00:33.616 These are acts of love. 00:33.700 --> 00:36.703 It just felt like she didn't want us all standing around 00:36.786 --> 00:38.329 watching her while it happ-- 00:38.413 --> 00:40.415 -It was an act of love. -Okay. 00:40.498 --> 00:44.294 Do any of you know how much I'm carrying on my back 00:44.377 --> 00:48.173 trying to scrape together an early birthday party for my dying mother 00:48.256 --> 00:50.925 while launching a mayoral campaign? 00:51.009 --> 00:54.012 What are you two bringing to the table? Have you even bought her a gift yet? 00:54.095 --> 00:55.346 She just took a turn. 00:55.430 --> 00:57.015 Well, that didn't stop Natalie. 00:57.098 --> 00:59.726 Speaking of, I need one of you to pop by the store. 00:59.809 --> 01:03.021 -I had Leanne set aside some decorations. -Oh, Mom, Mom, I can grab them. 01:03.104 --> 01:06.858 Yeah, and it's looking like they are able to push the candidates' town hall a week. 01:06.941 --> 01:10.487 Good news. Tell your brother and sister about the gift you got your nonna. 01:10.570 --> 01:13.698 Uh, pasta bowls from the Amalfi trip Kevin and I took last summer. 01:13.782 --> 01:16.284 She's on a feeding tube. What does she need bowls for? 01:16.367 --> 01:17.452 What did you say? 01:17.535 --> 01:18.536 -Mom? -What did you say? 01:18.620 --> 01:20.080 -What? I didn't say… -Mom? 01:20.163 --> 01:22.582 What do you want for your birthday from the kids? 01:22.665 --> 01:24.459 I don't want a birthday! 01:24.959 --> 01:28.630 What do you want for your birthday from Nicholas and Morgan? 01:28.713 --> 01:30.340 -Who are they? -Oh my God. 01:30.423 --> 01:31.800 That's a good question, Nonna. 01:31.883 --> 01:34.761 Your father gave me a necklace… 01:34.844 --> 01:38.807 In Acapulco that you lost on your honeymoon. 01:38.890 --> 01:41.059 We know. Get your nonna a necklace. 01:41.142 --> 01:44.354 It was a diamond necklace! 01:44.437 --> 01:46.523 Nonna, I'm a public school teacher. 01:46.606 --> 01:48.733 Okay, Morgan, the woman doesn't know who we are. 01:48.817 --> 01:50.860 I don't think she cares if it's real diamonds. 01:50.944 --> 01:51.986 Yeah, I know-- 01:52.070 --> 01:55.740 Just something cheap and nostalgic she can cherish during her final days. 01:55.824 --> 01:59.452 Is that so much to ask? Nicky, help your sister with this, for once. 01:59.536 --> 02:02.413 -For once? -All right, do a good deed, for me. 02:02.497 --> 02:03.623 I'm stepping out. 02:03.706 --> 02:05.750 Okay, fine. Thank you. 02:05.834 --> 02:07.669 -Are you going? -Yeah. 02:07.752 --> 02:11.297 Nobody expects you to be like Natalie. 02:11.381 --> 02:13.091 She is an anomaly in this family. 02:13.174 --> 02:16.594 Confident, ambitious. She doesn't have to work for that body. 02:16.678 --> 02:20.640 But could the two of you for once set your differences aside 02:20.723 --> 02:23.393 and make my mother's death easy on me? 02:23.476 --> 02:25.687 -Stop screaming! -All right. 02:26.813 --> 02:28.189 She needs a nap! 02:35.947 --> 02:40.994 Because while you might reach that island and finally see those gardenias, 02:41.077 --> 02:42.787 will it have been worth it in the end… 02:43.788 --> 02:47.792 …if their sweet smell is corrupted by the smoke 02:47.876 --> 02:50.628 billowing in from the bridge you burned to get there? 02:51.379 --> 02:53.047 On that uplifting note, everybody, 02:53.131 --> 02:56.009 I would like to remind you that this is a fire-free zone, okay? 02:56.092 --> 02:58.261 Okay? We have a lot of hardwood flooring. 02:58.344 --> 03:00.388 If you wanted to contribute to the food drive, 03:00.471 --> 03:02.265 Rose would be happy to take your name. 03:13.943 --> 03:14.777 Hi, Helen. 03:19.616 --> 03:22.327 You organize your drawers like a serial killer. 03:22.410 --> 03:24.662 Yeah, that's the intention. Hi. 03:29.042 --> 03:30.376 -Fuck! -Reverend Nicholas! 03:30.460 --> 03:32.003 Yeah. Rose? 03:33.504 --> 03:35.840 Oh, we're just letting ourselves in now, huh? 03:35.924 --> 03:38.259 We might need to chat about boundaries a little bit, Rose. 03:38.343 --> 03:40.136 -The door wasn't locked. -Well, okay. 03:40.220 --> 03:42.889 -Did I hear something, though? -No, I was just on the phone. 03:42.972 --> 03:46.100 -Oh. The sponsorship team can do Friday. -Uh-huh. 03:46.184 --> 03:47.310 Okay, great. 03:47.393 --> 03:50.313 Well, that could have been an email, but thank you for letting me know, 03:50.396 --> 03:52.065 and I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 03:52.148 --> 03:53.232 -Okay. -Okay. 03:54.567 --> 03:55.443 Bye-bye. 03:55.985 --> 03:57.612 Bye. 03:58.529 --> 04:00.573 Imagine you get invited to a game night, 04:00.657 --> 04:02.575 and someone hides your crutches. 04:02.659 --> 04:04.661 They're, like, throwing stuff, they're fighting. 04:04.744 --> 04:05.578 It's amazing. 04:07.372 --> 04:08.331 Okay. 04:10.875 --> 04:12.418 Can you unlock the door, please? 04:15.630 --> 04:16.464 Oh. 04:17.548 --> 04:18.508 Okay. 04:20.927 --> 04:24.597 Uh… You always, like, pull away from my touch. 04:25.098 --> 04:26.933 -I pull away from your touch? -Yeah, you… 04:27.016 --> 04:28.351 -I'm at work. -You pull away. 04:28.434 --> 04:31.104 I know, but, like, you know physical intimacy is my love language. 04:31.187 --> 04:33.982 -I express my inside thoughts to you. -Yeah, I know. 04:34.065 --> 04:35.858 I think you're seeing your therapist too much. 04:35.942 --> 04:37.068 He told me you'd say that. 04:37.151 --> 04:39.404 Okay, I'm sorry I don't want to have sex with you 04:39.487 --> 04:40.530 in a school parking lot. 04:40.613 --> 04:43.866 I'm not trying-- You… you do this. You ruin these moments. 04:43.950 --> 04:46.369 You, like, make it so… Whatever. 04:46.452 --> 04:48.913 You… wreck things. It's whatever. It's stupid. 04:48.997 --> 04:50.957 -Okay, can you just unlock the door? -Yes. 04:52.041 --> 04:52.959 Thank you. 04:58.464 --> 05:00.425 What is that? What is this? 05:00.508 --> 05:02.260 What does it look like? 05:03.052 --> 05:05.471 Yeah, Morgan, I wanted to do a nice thing 05:05.555 --> 05:08.266 for the woman I love more than, like, my beating heart in my chest. 05:08.349 --> 05:10.518 Are you proposing by throwing a ring at my back? 05:10.601 --> 05:13.771 -What am I supposed to do with this? -I don't know, that's up to you. 05:13.855 --> 05:14.897 It's up to you. 05:16.274 --> 05:17.108 Whoa. 05:21.237 --> 05:22.155 Okay. 05:23.614 --> 05:24.532 It's very nice. 05:25.116 --> 05:25.950 I know. 05:26.034 --> 05:29.329 I don't need, like, a fucking flash mob, you know? 05:29.412 --> 05:33.583 But I think I at least deserve something that resembles a proper proposal. 05:33.666 --> 05:36.502 -You know? -Of course. Yeah. Heard. 05:37.587 --> 05:39.714 -Um, I'll see you later? -Yeah. 05:39.797 --> 05:41.257 -Okay. -All right, I love you. 05:41.341 --> 05:42.508 I love you too. 05:42.592 --> 05:43.426 Okay. 05:43.509 --> 05:44.344 All right. 05:45.053 --> 05:46.429 Bye, have fun at work. 05:46.929 --> 05:48.222 -Thanks, bye. -Bye. 05:51.100 --> 05:52.727 Don't be so reactive. 05:55.063 --> 05:57.607 Did I tell you I'm being honored by Out and Loud next month 05:57.690 --> 06:00.026 for the work that I do for them? 06:00.109 --> 06:03.613 Raising money for queer people so that they can be "out and loud"? 06:03.696 --> 06:05.490 Mm-hmm. You've mentioned that a few times. 06:05.573 --> 06:07.366 And yet, I can't surprise my boyfriend 06:07.450 --> 06:11.704 at work because according to his church, he can be gay but can't have a boyfriend. 06:11.788 --> 06:14.290 They expect me to be nonpracticing, yeah. 06:14.373 --> 06:18.878 I wanna practice with my nonpracticing boyfriend, 06:18.961 --> 06:21.672 not be in my mid-thirties keeping our relationship a secret 06:21.756 --> 06:23.216 from our friends and family. 06:23.716 --> 06:26.803 You had one job last summer, and that was to fix my roof. 06:26.886 --> 06:27.970 Okay. 06:28.054 --> 06:31.224 And you got greedy, okay? And now look at us. 06:31.307 --> 06:32.600 I couldn't help myself. 06:32.683 --> 06:34.727 I got a thing for The Book of Mormon. 06:34.811 --> 06:35.686 -Do ya? -Yeah. 06:35.770 --> 06:39.023 -Well, I'm not Mormon, so… -I know, but you kinda dress like one. 06:40.316 --> 06:41.776 Mm-hmm. 06:41.859 --> 06:44.112 I told you, as soon as my mom's campaign is done, 06:44.195 --> 06:46.197 I'm gonna find a new congregation. 06:46.864 --> 06:48.116 And we can, you know… 06:48.199 --> 06:49.867 -Shh. -…practice outwardly and loudly. 06:49.951 --> 06:52.161 -I believe you, okay? -For as long as we'd like. 06:52.245 --> 06:55.248 Okay, I'm gonna book that cruise this year, with or without you. 06:55.331 --> 06:57.417 And I… I can't wait to go on that cruise with you. 06:57.500 --> 06:58.334 -Yup. -I can't… 06:58.418 --> 07:02.171 -I can't wait to get norovirus together. -That's the best part! 07:03.005 --> 07:05.174 You didn't need to come with me. 07:05.258 --> 07:07.885 Yeah, well, Mom thought you needed a babysitter at 30, so… 07:07.969 --> 07:10.179 Yeah, well, she thought I needed one growing up too. 07:10.263 --> 07:11.681 Where were you then, Reverend? 07:11.764 --> 07:14.559 Probably praying for God's protection from your bad attitude 07:14.642 --> 07:16.310 and all of those cigarettes. 07:16.811 --> 07:18.354 I love cigarettes. 07:21.858 --> 07:23.192 No, go ahead. 07:23.276 --> 07:24.819 -Excuse me. -Sorry, sorry. 07:26.988 --> 07:27.989 I'm gonna get a card. 07:28.072 --> 07:30.074 Okay, I don't think she's gonna read a card, right? 07:31.075 --> 07:32.952 It's a gesture. We're getting her a gift. 07:33.035 --> 07:35.746 -I'm gonna get her a card. -Get her a card. Go crazy. 07:42.420 --> 07:44.422 'Cause there's a spark in you 07:44.505 --> 07:51.095 You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine 07:53.389 --> 07:59.979 Just own the night Like the 4th of July 08:00.062 --> 08:02.648 'Cause, baby, you're a firework… 08:02.732 --> 08:05.610 -Hey, excuse me, I'm-- -That's display only. 08:06.444 --> 08:08.529 Okay, yeah, I just wanted to try it on. 08:09.739 --> 08:10.865 It's not for sale. 08:11.407 --> 08:14.160 I know, you've made that really clear. 08:14.243 --> 08:16.454 Um… Could you grab me one from the back? 08:16.537 --> 08:19.457 No, because that's actually the last one. 08:20.500 --> 08:22.543 Okay, good, then I wanna buy that one. 08:23.586 --> 08:25.046 Can you fucking leave it alone? 08:26.506 --> 08:27.965 It's not for you, okay? 08:28.049 --> 08:31.135 Seriously? It's a cheap fucking necklace in a cheap fucking store. 08:31.219 --> 08:33.095 -Yeah? -Who's it for if it's not for me? 08:33.179 --> 08:34.805 -Then get the fuck out of here. -Okay. 08:34.889 --> 08:36.182 Whoa, Morgan. 08:36.265 --> 08:39.644 Can you just accept the fact that this isn't some hot New York boutique? 08:39.727 --> 08:42.730 "A hot New York boutique"? What are you, addicted to humiliating yourself? 08:42.813 --> 08:45.441 By the way, he wishes this was a hot New York boutique. 08:45.942 --> 08:47.568 Get your wife under control, man. 08:47.652 --> 08:48.569 -Ew. -She's not my wife. 08:48.653 --> 08:50.446 I'm the pastor of Glenview Community Church. 08:50.530 --> 08:52.615 And even if she was, we don't need to get hostile. 08:52.698 --> 08:54.909 -"Even if I was"? -Oh, Morgan, please. 08:54.992 --> 08:57.620 -You're a very rude woman. -You're a very rude woman. 08:57.703 --> 08:59.163 Morgan, wait outside. 08:59.747 --> 09:03.584 Thank you, I'm gonna get this card and two of those angel figurines. 09:07.672 --> 09:09.924 -Which, this? -The… the blue ones. 09:10.633 --> 09:12.885 And if you have a gift bag and some tissue paper-- 09:12.969 --> 09:15.304 Do you have any ribbon or anything to… 09:15.388 --> 09:16.764 Just gonna put it inside of this. 09:16.847 --> 09:19.392 Well, they're just gonna jinglejangle around in that bag. 09:19.475 --> 09:20.893 Carry carefully then, man. 09:20.977 --> 09:21.978 Oh. 09:22.061 --> 09:24.689 -Okay? -Well, all right, they're gonna break. 09:24.772 --> 09:26.941 I'm just saying, you're a slippery person-- 09:27.024 --> 09:29.110 I'm slippery because I'm going to a dinner? 09:29.193 --> 09:30.987 -I don't think so. -She's gone. 09:31.070 --> 09:34.073 Body's cold. You missed her last words. 09:34.156 --> 09:36.409 Nicky, you weren't even here to say a prayer. 09:36.492 --> 09:39.870 Some teenybopper from the hospital had to do it. 09:39.954 --> 09:42.415 Read something right off of her phone. 09:42.498 --> 09:46.127 Kept getting interrupted by text messages. 09:47.169 --> 09:48.212 What were they? 09:48.296 --> 09:49.297 What were what? 09:49.380 --> 09:50.589 What were her last words? 09:50.673 --> 09:52.967 I don't know. I couldn't hear. She was mumbling. 09:53.050 --> 09:57.054 I kept telling her to enunciate. Something about her gloves are new. 09:57.138 --> 09:59.473 Poor thing, she was so out of it by the end. 09:59.557 --> 10:02.643 -She was saying, "I love you." -I do not think it was that. 10:02.727 --> 10:03.936 Nevertheless, 10:04.020 --> 10:07.440 your sister's been here since ten this morning documenting the day. 10:07.523 --> 10:12.528 She thought that it was important content for the social platforms. 10:12.612 --> 10:14.280 That feels exploitative. 10:14.947 --> 10:17.783 Nevertheless, she died before her birthday party. 10:17.867 --> 10:21.787 Okay. Well, then what are we supposed to do with this? 10:22.580 --> 10:23.748 What the fuck did you do? 10:23.831 --> 10:26.917 -I took care of it. -Oh, Morgan! 10:27.001 --> 10:30.046 -I… It's not wrapped. -Oh my God. 10:30.129 --> 10:32.048 It's a little something from me and Nicky. 10:32.131 --> 10:34.508 -Oh, from the two of you. -Yeah. 10:34.592 --> 10:36.802 Natalie, look at this. 10:36.886 --> 10:38.429 It's gorg-- It's stunning. 10:38.512 --> 10:39.430 -Nicholas… -Mm-hmm. 10:39.513 --> 10:41.682 I think that it makes sense 10:41.766 --> 10:44.226 that you be the one to put it on her. 10:44.310 --> 10:46.562 -Put it on her? -And maybe say a few words. 10:46.646 --> 10:50.650 She wants you to put the necklace on Nonna and say a few words. 10:50.733 --> 10:51.567 Put the necklace on. 10:51.651 --> 10:54.028 -It's done. Say something. -Okay. I don't… I don't know why. 10:54.111 --> 10:55.613 Morgan? All right. 10:55.696 --> 10:56.906 Please put the necklace on. 10:56.989 --> 10:58.658 Natalie, just take this from me. 10:58.741 --> 11:01.035 -And move. -Nicholas, put the necklace on. 11:01.118 --> 11:03.037 -Sorry, I'm just… -No worries. 11:03.120 --> 11:05.122 Morgan, help your brother. It's your gift too. 11:05.206 --> 11:06.665 Yeah, Morgan, come on. 11:07.792 --> 11:08.834 Okay. 11:08.918 --> 11:10.711 -Help me. -Yeah. 11:10.795 --> 11:11.796 Morgan, her head. 11:11.879 --> 11:14.465 -Just lift her head. -What else would I lift? 11:14.548 --> 11:16.884 -Just lift it… lift it up. -I've got it. I've got it. 11:16.967 --> 11:18.260 -Morgan. -I got it. I got it. 11:18.344 --> 11:21.263 -Are you lifting? -Oh, honey, honey. Just wait. 11:22.807 --> 11:23.933 It's fine. 11:24.016 --> 11:26.102 There we go. There we go. Okay. 11:27.103 --> 11:29.063 -Okay. -Oh my God. Okay. I feel like… 11:29.146 --> 11:31.273 -I need you to lift more. -Sorry, I'm losing it. 11:31.357 --> 11:32.858 -Oh my God. -It's really heavy. 11:32.942 --> 11:34.235 -Can you lift it up? -More? 11:34.318 --> 11:36.278 Move forward a bit 'cause I can't get the clasp. 11:36.362 --> 11:38.072 Why is it taking so long? 11:38.155 --> 11:40.908 -Eternal rest grant unto her… -I can't hear you. 11:40.991 --> 11:43.786 …perpetual light shine upon her. 11:45.746 --> 11:47.373 May she rest in peace, amen. 11:47.456 --> 11:48.833 Okay. 11:49.667 --> 11:52.169 Oh, Natalie, did you want to get a pic for socials? 11:52.253 --> 11:54.213 -Oh, Morgan! -Ha, ha. 11:54.296 --> 11:57.133 -Morgan, fuck. You crazy? -Please, have some respect for the dead. 11:57.216 --> 11:58.884 Nicky, you really sped through that. 12:19.196 --> 12:20.030 Coming. 12:26.829 --> 12:30.207 -Hey. -Hi. Uh, can I help you with something? 12:31.292 --> 12:32.752 I'm here for a pickup. 12:34.378 --> 12:36.797 I… I think you might have the wrong address. 12:38.382 --> 12:39.300 No. 12:39.800 --> 12:42.845 You said you were at the Glenview Church? 12:43.888 --> 12:46.932 Uh… Yeah. Mm-hmm. 12:47.016 --> 12:48.767 You came with your sister, 12:48.851 --> 12:51.937 bought a card, two Elsa dolls from me? 12:52.021 --> 12:55.816 I bought two angel figurines. They didn't look anything like Elsa. 12:55.900 --> 12:57.276 And a tennis necklace? 12:59.737 --> 13:00.654 I… 13:00.738 --> 13:04.867 No, I… I don't… don't… I don't think I bought a tennis necklace. 13:04.950 --> 13:07.369 I know you didn't buy the necklace. 13:09.705 --> 13:11.207 I'm here to take it back. 13:15.628 --> 13:17.296 I don't… I don't… I don't have it. 13:23.969 --> 13:26.347 -Very nice house, huh? -Mm-hmm. 13:26.430 --> 13:27.765 You must have a very… 13:28.682 --> 13:31.435 supportive congregation. 13:32.937 --> 13:36.023 Wouldn't want to lose their trust, would you, Father? 13:36.106 --> 13:39.026 Well, I'm not Catholic, so I… I go by "Pastor." 13:39.109 --> 13:43.572 I don't give a fuck what name you go by, you dumb-looking piece of shit. 13:43.656 --> 13:46.116 You don't know what you've taken, okay? 13:46.617 --> 13:49.453 -Okay. -You have no idea who you're dealing with. 13:50.204 --> 13:55.584 Return it, or I'll make sure your God gets very upset with you, okay? 13:56.168 --> 13:57.878 Okay. 13:57.962 --> 13:59.255 -Yeah. -Yeah? 13:59.338 --> 14:00.381 -Yep. -Good. 14:49.388 --> 14:50.514 Get in the-- 14:50.598 --> 14:53.142 Get in the… fucking car! 15:10.659 --> 15:14.246 No, 'cause his is Gosling with a G. He's not related to the eight kids. 15:14.330 --> 15:15.915 -Fuck! -Oh, shit. 15:15.998 --> 15:19.084 Honey, what is wrong? I am asking you, what is wrong? 15:19.168 --> 15:22.713 I'm fine, I'm fine, I just got my finger. I told you we should have ordered food. 15:22.796 --> 15:26.759 God forbid I honor my mother by making her cutlets on the day she died. 15:26.842 --> 15:28.969 They're the best cutlets I've ever had, Mrs. M. 15:29.053 --> 15:31.138 Where's your brother? I told him eight o'clock. 15:31.221 --> 15:32.431 -I don't know. -Uh, Mrs. M. 15:32.514 --> 15:35.059 I know that today's been really hard… 15:35.142 --> 15:38.562 …but if it's okay with you, I would… love to grab you privately 15:38.646 --> 15:39.647 at some point. 15:39.730 --> 15:42.441 I have something I would really love to ask you. 15:42.524 --> 15:43.943 Let's play it by ear, Max. 15:44.026 --> 15:45.486 -Okay? Hmm? -Okay. 15:45.569 --> 15:46.737 Let's play that one by ear. 15:47.863 --> 15:48.697 Coming! 15:50.658 --> 15:51.575 Come on. 15:52.826 --> 15:53.661 Come on. 15:54.787 --> 15:56.538 Since when are we locking the door? 15:56.622 --> 15:59.875 Since Susan Gopnik's garage got broken into a couple of weeks ago, 15:59.959 --> 16:02.044 and all of her kids' bikes got taken. 16:02.127 --> 16:04.588 -Where's your umbrella in this rain? -I don't have one. 16:04.672 --> 16:07.967 I can't lose my son and my mother on the same day. 16:08.050 --> 16:08.968 I'm sorry. 16:09.051 --> 16:11.804 I'm sorry, today has not brought out the best in me. 16:11.887 --> 16:12.846 I could admit that. 16:12.930 --> 16:15.724 -How are you dealing with everything? -I'm not good. I'm not-- 16:15.808 --> 16:18.644 No, I just want a minute alone with my firstborn. 16:19.144 --> 16:20.688 Technically, that would be Morgan. 16:20.771 --> 16:23.190 We do not talk about adoption in this home. 16:23.273 --> 16:26.652 I birthed you emotionally, which is just as painful. 16:26.735 --> 16:27.695 You're freezing. 16:27.778 --> 16:29.947 -Why are we standing out here? -You tell me. 16:32.992 --> 16:34.785 We're making Nonna's veal cutlets. 16:34.868 --> 16:36.453 They lived in Long Island. 16:36.537 --> 16:38.080 Morgan, can I talk to you for a second? 16:38.163 --> 16:39.873 No, no, there are no secrets in this house. 16:39.957 --> 16:42.710 Anything you have to say, you can say in front of me and Max. 16:42.793 --> 16:45.754 And half the women in this town. Ma-- Can I talk to Morgan, please? 16:45.838 --> 16:48.465 It is an inclusive neighborhood Facebook group! 16:48.549 --> 16:50.008 Okay. Morgan! I need five minutes. 16:50.092 --> 16:52.136 I can't help who signs up or what they send. 16:52.219 --> 16:53.846 -Okay, okay. -It's out of my control! 16:53.929 --> 16:54.972 Just five minutes. 16:55.055 --> 16:57.975 -How would I even begin to? -That's all I need. Morgan… 16:58.684 --> 17:00.227 I mean, seriously. 17:00.310 --> 17:03.605 Okay, first of all, what the fuck is wrong with you? 17:03.689 --> 17:04.523 Excuse me? 17:04.606 --> 17:07.151 I need you to get that necklace back right now. 17:07.234 --> 17:08.527 What necklace? 17:08.610 --> 17:12.531 The necklace you stole after I told you to just leave it alone. 17:12.614 --> 17:16.201 Oh… You mean the necklace that's around our dead grandmother's neck at a morgue? 17:16.285 --> 17:17.870 -Oh, Morgan. -Come on. 17:17.953 --> 17:20.748 You didn't seem freaked out when you were taking credit for it 17:20.831 --> 17:21.832 at the hospital. 17:21.915 --> 17:23.792 Look out the window! 17:23.876 --> 17:26.170 -Do you see that truck out there? -Yes. Yes! 17:26.253 --> 17:28.672 Don't look like that. Hide yourself a little bit. 17:28.756 --> 17:31.925 Okay, that man out there followed me here from my house. 17:32.009 --> 17:34.928 -What? -The guy you pissed off in the store. 17:35.012 --> 17:37.264 He knocked on my door and threatened my reputation 17:37.347 --> 17:39.266 if I didn't get that necklace back, okay? 17:39.349 --> 17:40.684 I… I don't know what to do. 17:40.768 --> 17:43.729 So you thought it'd be a good idea to lead him here to Mom's house 17:43.812 --> 17:45.689 where your entire family's having dinner? 17:49.276 --> 17:52.196 -Well, I wasn't really thinking about-- -About the rest of your family? 17:52.279 --> 17:54.823 -Oh, Morgan. -Did you just eat falafel? 17:54.907 --> 17:56.158 You are such a bitch. 17:56.241 --> 17:59.036 I'm sorry that your sexy life as an actress in Manhattan 17:59.119 --> 18:02.539 didn't work out the way you want, but I am not getting my life ruined 18:02.623 --> 18:05.876 because you have given up on yours. 18:05.959 --> 18:09.630 -Fix this, Morgan. -It was a $79 necklace. 18:09.713 --> 18:12.758 It felt really fucking heavy for a $79 necklace. 18:12.841 --> 18:14.802 I held it in my hand, and it felt expensive. 18:14.885 --> 18:16.136 I don't have time for this. 18:16.220 --> 18:18.555 The Quick Post guy isn't gang-stalking you. 18:18.639 --> 18:21.350 -Then go outside and talk to him then. -Seriously? 18:21.433 --> 18:22.518 Yes! 18:24.228 --> 18:25.813 Okay, fine. Fine! 18:25.896 --> 18:27.689 -I will go talk to him, fine. -Go! 18:27.773 --> 18:29.691 And you know what? If he wants $79, 18:29.775 --> 18:31.819 I will Venmo him 79 fucking dollars. 18:31.902 --> 18:33.612 -Great. -If that's what he needs. 18:47.292 --> 18:48.252 Hello? 18:50.129 --> 18:52.005 Can I help you with something? 18:53.465 --> 18:54.591 What the fuck? 18:54.675 --> 18:56.593 You're creeping out my family. 18:56.677 --> 19:00.222 I don't know what you're doing here, but this is some kind of misunderstanding. 19:01.473 --> 19:02.808 You deaf? 19:02.891 --> 19:05.727 You need to go. I know you can hear me. Hi. 19:07.604 --> 19:09.148 Hey, great. 19:37.885 --> 19:38.802 And? 19:39.845 --> 19:40.929 Um… 19:41.013 --> 19:42.306 And yeah. Yeah. 19:42.389 --> 19:46.727 So we just have to… get… get the… get the necklace back. 19:46.810 --> 19:49.605 -I know. I know we do. -But we have… But we have to. 19:49.688 --> 19:52.274 -We have to. -Okay. Yeah, I know. 19:53.066 --> 19:55.110 That's it? That's all… that's all he said? 19:56.111 --> 19:57.529 No-- Um, no, he didn't… he didn't… 19:57.613 --> 19:59.907 -Morgan, spit it out. -He didn't say much of anything. 19:59.990 --> 20:02.201 But you could've warned me about the fucking gun. 20:04.244 --> 20:06.079 -What gun? -The gun! The gun! 20:06.163 --> 20:08.373 The fucking gun I got pointed at my fucking face. 20:08.457 --> 20:11.210 -Did you-- -What gun, Morgan? 20:11.293 --> 20:12.961 Did you not get a gun? 20:17.299 --> 20:18.550 No. 20:19.635 --> 20:22.846 But I had a man come to my house in the middle of the night 20:22.930 --> 20:24.181 and verbally threaten me. 20:24.264 --> 20:26.642 -Oh, really?! -Which was also very scary. 20:26.725 --> 20:30.103 Did he scare you? He came to your house, and he didn't point a gun at you? 20:30.187 --> 20:32.564 -That's not the same thing. -You have to calm down. 20:32.648 --> 20:35.567 -That was so fucked-up! -Shh! Shh! 20:35.651 --> 20:38.195 -You'll have to calm down. -Oh, I have to calm down? 20:38.278 --> 20:39.988 -You have to calm down. -I have to calm down? 20:40.072 --> 20:42.407 How the fuck are we gonna get that necklace back? 20:44.743 --> 20:47.496 I'm seeing Nonna tomorrow. I'm gonna have to take it off her neck. 20:47.579 --> 20:49.539 -I'm gonna have to take it off… -Okay. 20:49.623 --> 20:50.999 …a dead woman's neck. 20:51.083 --> 20:52.751 -Okay? -Yeah, right. 20:52.834 --> 20:54.378 -Is there any other plan? -No. I don't-- 20:54.461 --> 20:55.629 -Okay, so then… -Okay. 20:55.712 --> 20:57.673 Anything you wanna say? 20:58.423 --> 20:59.967 -What? -"Thanks, Nick"? 21:00.050 --> 21:02.886 -Maybe "thank you for the offer"? -Really? That's where your head goes? 21:02.970 --> 21:04.471 -It is. -Are you out of your mind? 21:04.554 --> 21:06.890 -Are you? Are you out of your-- -Oh shit. That's next-level. 21:06.974 --> 21:09.268 Am I interrupting something? 21:09.351 --> 21:11.019 -I don't… Yeah, I mean… -Um… 21:11.103 --> 21:13.480 -No. It's… What's… What's up? What's up? -Okay. Okay. 21:13.563 --> 21:16.984 Well, I was just wondering if there was something that you wanted to say to me. 21:17.067 --> 21:19.903 -I don't… -Mmm, I don't think… No. 21:19.987 --> 21:22.864 -Morgan, what's happening? -Sure there's nothing you wanna say to me? 21:22.948 --> 21:25.367 -Babe, I don't know what-- -Well, how about now? 21:25.450 --> 21:27.035 Okay, yeah. Um… 21:27.119 --> 21:28.662 Anything that you might wanna say to me? 21:28.745 --> 21:30.664 Oh my fucking God. 21:30.747 --> 21:33.709 -Anything you might wanna say? -Um… 21:33.792 --> 21:35.127 -Morgan… -Yeah, yes. 21:35.210 --> 21:37.629 -Oh my fucking God. -…Janice Dardano… 21:37.713 --> 21:40.048 …will you make my life by saying yes? 21:40.132 --> 21:42.634 Um… Mom, what about… what about Nonna? 21:42.718 --> 21:44.219 -The timing is not, um… -Okay. 21:44.303 --> 21:46.346 Oh no, hon, she would be relieved. 21:46.430 --> 21:48.598 -Nicky, get the prosecco from the garage. -What? 21:48.682 --> 21:50.267 From the garage, okay. 21:50.350 --> 21:52.269 So it's a yes? 21:55.272 --> 21:57.482 Yes. Oh my God. 21:57.566 --> 22:00.110 -Okay. -Oh my God, it's happening. 22:05.198 --> 22:07.909 We're getting engaged! 22:07.993 --> 22:09.119 Why are you so wet? 22:19.254 --> 22:20.714 Oh, forgive me. 22:33.643 --> 22:34.770 Yeah? 22:34.853 --> 22:37.981 Sorry to interrupt. Can I use the office printer for the programs? 22:38.065 --> 22:39.816 -Sure. -The basement's out of ink. 22:39.900 --> 22:40.734 Absolutely. 22:40.817 --> 22:45.447 Thank you. And do you want those programs in black-and-white or color? 22:45.530 --> 22:48.700 I… I don't know, Rose. Are the programs in black-and-white or color? 22:48.784 --> 22:50.535 -Color. -Then we print in color. 22:50.619 --> 22:51.745 Then we print in color. 22:51.828 --> 22:53.538 Thank you, Rose. 23:04.758 --> 23:06.009 Miss Morgan? 23:07.010 --> 23:08.553 You look like a bad witch. 23:09.638 --> 23:10.722 Thanks, Mackenzie. 23:32.369 --> 23:34.246 Nicholas. 23:34.329 --> 23:37.249 -Honey. Calm down. -What?! 23:37.332 --> 23:41.586 I just got word your nonna's best friend, Dina, slipped at a Five Guys last night. 23:41.670 --> 23:42.921 -What? -Broke her neck. 23:43.004 --> 23:45.298 She'll be in the hospital for the rest of her life. 23:45.382 --> 23:47.259 So you're gonna have to read her poem, okay? 23:47.342 --> 23:48.301 And your father's here, 23:48.385 --> 23:50.637 speaking of somebody who should've slipped at a Five Guys. 23:50.720 --> 23:52.139 -Ma. -What? 23:52.222 --> 23:54.724 If we don't have laughter in these moments, what do we have? 23:54.808 --> 23:57.144 -He left Denise at home, which was decent. -Ah. 23:57.227 --> 23:58.228 Okay. 23:59.062 --> 24:00.689 -Good to roll, Mrs. M? -Yep. 24:00.772 --> 24:01.690 Uh… 24:01.773 --> 24:03.108 -Let's do it. -Can we stop? 24:03.191 --> 24:04.151 Can we just, um… 24:04.693 --> 24:07.195 Can we stop it for a second? Can we just stop? Can we stop? 24:07.279 --> 24:10.490 Can we stop?! Just stop! Stop! 24:17.456 --> 24:20.750 I haven't said a prayer. I need to say a prayer for the woman. 24:20.834 --> 24:21.710 Okay? Can I-- 24:21.793 --> 24:23.670 I just need to be alone with… 24:23.753 --> 24:26.006 -Honey. -With her for a moment, please. 24:26.506 --> 24:28.550 She's late to her own funeral. 24:28.633 --> 24:30.093 You can bless her later. 24:30.677 --> 24:31.636 Okay? Move. 24:36.683 --> 24:38.643 What in the world? 24:39.561 --> 24:40.562 Fuck! 24:43.607 --> 24:44.774 Fuck! 25:02.042 --> 25:04.669 Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome. 25:08.048 --> 25:12.677 Uh… I wish we were gathering here under happier circumstances. 25:13.512 --> 25:14.554 But, um… 25:15.222 --> 25:18.516 but it often is in these times 25:19.017 --> 25:21.811 that the Lord, um, 25:21.895 --> 25:25.815 shows us the true cap-- capacity that we as human beings have 25:25.899 --> 25:29.986 to… to process and to live through pain. 25:30.946 --> 25:33.240 -Both emotional and, um… -Mmm. 25:33.990 --> 25:34.950 …and physical. 25:35.951 --> 25:39.663 Sometimes it's easy to forget that death… 25:40.705 --> 25:44.459 …could be just around the… co-- corner 25:45.835 --> 25:46.795 for any of us. 25:46.878 --> 25:52.175 Um… Just look at Dina Caputo, who just last night slipped in a Five Guys 25:52.259 --> 25:53.718 and is now in a coma, 25:54.219 --> 25:56.846 no longer able to read her poem here today. 25:59.015 --> 26:02.018 Thoughts and prayers are with Dina and her family 26:02.936 --> 26:04.145 at this time. 26:04.729 --> 26:08.108 You know, Nonna was, uh, a special woman. 26:08.191 --> 26:11.152 I use the word "special" because I know she pissed a lot of you off. 26:13.029 --> 26:14.281 But she never lied 26:15.407 --> 26:18.451 or forced any of her family members to lie for her. 26:25.583 --> 26:27.502 How did you not get the-- 26:27.586 --> 26:29.421 Don't you fucking dare. 26:37.554 --> 26:41.141 I'm gonna head home and let the dogs out. Denise is in Tampa. 26:41.725 --> 26:43.143 I'll see you back at the house. 26:43.643 --> 26:45.937 -Your grandmother was a great woman. -Yes, she was. 26:46.021 --> 26:48.148 -Oh, yeah. -She was so proud of your mom. 26:48.231 --> 26:50.609 All right, we're good, Michael. Thank you for that. Go home. 26:50.692 --> 26:53.445 Let her poodles out. Don't want them shitting on your carpet. 26:53.528 --> 26:57.324 Yep. All right. I'll see you in an hour. Hey, congrats again on the ring, honey. 26:57.407 --> 26:58.283 Thanks, Dad. 27:01.786 --> 27:03.872 Did you congratulate your sister? 27:03.955 --> 27:07.751 On Max proposing to her the day Nonna died? Um… 27:07.834 --> 27:09.210 No, not yet. 27:09.294 --> 27:11.963 Congrats, Morgan. I'm… I'm just-- It's beyond words. 27:12.047 --> 27:14.049 -I'm thrilled. -Max is helping me out. 27:14.132 --> 27:16.635 I've got him picking up Baileys for your Aunt Joanie. 27:16.718 --> 27:19.346 But we really should get back to the house. People will be arriving. 27:19.429 --> 27:23.099 I don't trust what those caterers consider hot food. 27:23.183 --> 27:24.392 Sorry for your loss. 27:24.476 --> 27:27.103 Oh, thank you so much. Have we met? 27:29.147 --> 27:30.315 My condolences. 27:30.398 --> 27:31.691 Oh. 27:31.775 --> 27:33.401 It's a friend of Morgan's. 27:33.485 --> 27:35.028 -Uh-huh. It's my friend. -Ah. 27:35.111 --> 27:36.196 That tracks. 27:36.279 --> 27:39.824 All right. Honey, we should really go. Kids, we'll see you back at the house. 27:39.908 --> 27:40.742 Okay. 27:40.825 --> 27:41.910 Okay, see you. 27:44.537 --> 27:46.581 -Let's take a walk. -Oh… 27:46.665 --> 27:48.750 I have some papers to sign, so-- 27:48.833 --> 27:49.959 -Walk. -Oh, okay. 27:50.043 --> 27:51.002 Okay. 27:51.086 --> 27:53.421 -We don't need to push. -I know how to walk. 27:53.505 --> 27:55.924 Come on. Okay, give me the necklace. 27:58.468 --> 27:59.469 Where is it? 28:00.387 --> 28:01.221 Huh? 28:02.263 --> 28:03.306 We don't have it. 28:03.390 --> 28:05.892 -What do you mean, you don't have it? -I-- We don't have it. 28:06.559 --> 28:08.478 What the fuck you mean? Where is it?! 28:08.561 --> 28:11.481 I don't know how else we can say it. We don't have it. 28:11.564 --> 28:13.983 What the fuck you mean you don't have it? 28:14.067 --> 28:15.694 -Where the fuck is it? -I-- 28:15.777 --> 28:18.154 Okay, okay. 28:18.238 --> 28:21.658 Can you calm down? Because I don't think talking to us like this is helping. 28:21.741 --> 28:23.785 What are you, some kind of crisis manager now? 28:23.868 --> 28:25.537 -Whose side are you on? -Not yours. 28:25.620 --> 28:27.497 What am I gonna do now? 28:30.834 --> 28:32.335 Fucking fuck. 28:34.212 --> 28:37.298 You have no idea what the fuck you've done. Huh? 28:42.887 --> 28:45.348 -Get in the fucking truck. -There has to be some… 28:45.432 --> 28:47.767 What if I said I wasn't comfortable doing that? 28:51.604 --> 28:53.481 -Get in the truck. Get in the truck. -No. 28:53.565 --> 28:57.110 -He has a gun. Get in the fucking truck. -This is fully giving kidnap homicide. 28:57.193 --> 29:00.405 It's "giving"? Those are your last words? Is it giving kidnap homicide? 29:00.488 --> 29:02.532 -Get in the fucking truck! -Oh my God! 29:02.615 --> 29:03.450 Ow! in the fucking truck! -Oh my God!