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Tara na, bilis.
Seven minutes na lang till boarding.

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Okay, honey. Dahan-dahan. Uy, hi.

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-Uy.
-Relax lang muna.

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Okay.

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-Ayan.
-Sorry. Ano lang kasi…

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Sobrang excited ako sa trip na 'to.
Ngayon lang tayo pupunta sa Barbados.

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I know, pero pwedeng kumalma lang?

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-Okay.
-Wala namang tao, o.

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Okay lang 'yan.

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Oo nga. Tama ka. Sorry.

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Okay lang 'yan.

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Attention, passengers…

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-Next.
-Hi po.

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Hello po. ID po.

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-Salamat. Ingat po kayo.
-Thank you.

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Hello po.

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Saglit lang po.

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-Sorry.
-Oy, Patricia!

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Kamusta, twin? Palit na tayo?

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Yes po.

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Sige.

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-Bilisan mo na d'yan.
-And'yan na. Grabe.

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-Hi, beh.
-Blooming ka!

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-Sasabihin ko kung bakit after ng break.
-Ay, shet.

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Nag-workout kayo ni Kevin, 'no?

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Workout!

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-Shet.
-Eto na po.

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Sir, may 30 minutes pa ako para mag-break.

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Excuse po, ma'am,
male-late na po kasi ako.

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Kailangan ko nang pumunta sa gate.

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Ako ba ang nag-set ng alarm mo?
Hindi, di ba?

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Sana nga andun ka kanina
para gisingin ako.

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Hindi na, 'no. Gisingin ka.

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-Kikilitiin 'yong bayag mo? Wag na.
-Hindi po gano'n.

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Okay, next.

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Excuse me. Ganyan ka ba mag-abot
ng gamit sa asawa mo?

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Ayusin mo ang pag-aabot mo.

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Ayusin?

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Oo, ayusin.

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Salamat.

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Tingin sa camera.

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-Pakitanggal 'yang chaka mong sumbrero.
-Sige po. Sorry.

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Grabe, ang laki ng ulo mo.

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Oo, sabi nila sign daw 'yon
na matalino 'yong tao.

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Sabi nila,
malaki daw 'yong ulo ni Einstein.

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'Yon 'yong may nakakalokang island, di ba?

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Hindi, si Jeffrey Epstein 'yon.

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Shit.

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Oy, and'yan na si Epstein na malaking ulo!

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-Salamat.
-Next.

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Paalala, wag hubarin ang sapatos.

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Hubarin ang sinturon.

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Malalaking electronics sa hiwalay na tray.

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Ba't suot mo ang sapatos mo?

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Akala ko, sabi no'ng lalaki,
wag na hubarin ang sapatos.

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-Sinong lalaki?
-Siya yata 'yon.

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Akala ko, 'yon ang sinabi niya.

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Tinawag mo ba 'kong nigga?

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Hindi, akala ko lang na sinabi mo—

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Wala akong sinabi.

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Excuse me, huhubarin po ang sapatos?

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-Excuse you.
-Makinig kayo!

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Hubarin ang sapatos!

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-Isuot ang sapatos.
-Isuot ang belt.

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-Hubarin ang belt. Isuot ang jacket.
-Okay, sorry.

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-Huhubarin na.
-Akala siya si OBJ.

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Pasok.

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Itaas ang kamay.

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Wag gagalaw.

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Labas na.

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Kailangan ko daw mag-secondary screening.

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Pumapayag ka bang ma-secondary screening?

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Mauna ka na. Magkita tayo sa gate.

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Okay.

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Ilang minuto lang po 'to, sir.

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-Makakabinguwit ka talaga d'yan.
-Tama.

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Patricia for a secondary screening.

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Copy. Mauna na 'ko.

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Bye, bitch.

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Patricia ba, 'ka mo?

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Tracy!

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-'Musta?
-Ininom ko 'yong Pepsi mo. Sorry.

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-Okay lang.
-Ay, shit.

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-Andito ka pa rin?
-Kumusta?

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-Nakakaloka naman 'yan.
-Kaya nga.

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Okay, ibuka mo na.

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Okay.

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Ano ba 'to?

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Ang laki ng bayag mo.

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Baka may problema ka.
Magpa-check ka sa doktor ng bayag.

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Doktor ng prostate, oo. Salamat.

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Ano 'tong nasa loob?

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Ma'am, ga'no pa kaya katagal 'to?

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May hinahabol pa akong flight.

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Pwede bang wag kang tigasan
habang kinakapkapan?

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Hindi ako tinitigasan.

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Nakita ko 'yong asawa mo.

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Di niya magugustuhan
'yang titig mo sa ibang babae.

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-Tinititigan ba kita?
-Oo.

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Na parang gusto mo 'kong tirahin.

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Alam mo, kamukha ko daw si Rihanna.

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Oo nga.

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Maganda siya.

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-'Tang ina!
-Bakit?

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Buwisit.

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Nabali 'yong kuko ko
dahil sa buwisit na paa mo.

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Oo nga.

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Pwede na pong umalis?

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Sige na, lumayas ka na dito.

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-Salamat.
-Dito ka dumeretso.

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-Kunin mo 'yong buwisit na bag mo.
-Pucha.

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Sige na.

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A, shit!

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Teddy, tingnan mo 'to.

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Tingnan mo 'tong lalaki,
sinagasaan ng 'tang inang 18-wheeler.

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Ano ba?

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Patricia, di totoo 'yan. AI 'yan.

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Pa'no mo nasabi?

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Si Peter Griffin 'yong driver, e.

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Normally cartoon character 'yan.

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Totoong tao 'yan. Ano ba 'yong AI?

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'Taragis.

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May napalampas tuloy akong bag
dahil sa kalokohan mo.

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Kailangan ko tuloy ibalik 'yan.

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Sorry. Ako na ang bahala. Don't worry.

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Kanino 'tong chakang bag na 'to?

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Ang baho nito.

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-I-check mo na.
-Okay.

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Let's go.

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Tingnan natin kung anong mabaho
ang laman nito.

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May lithium batteries 'tong camera?

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Alam mo? Sa 'yo na 'yan.

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Okay. Teddy!

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-Mahilig kang mag-picture, di ba?
-Oo.

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Alam ko, manyakis ka kasi. O.

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Napaaga ang pamasko mo, 'tang ina ka.

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Alam mo namang mahal ko kayo.

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Salamat.

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Okay, kunan mo na ako.

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I repeat, this is the final boarding call…

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Teka, tatalikod ako.

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Gusto kong magmukhang si Solange.

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-Kamukha mo nga siya. Ganda.
-Salamat.

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-Ganda mo.
-Alam ko ang type mo, Teddy.

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Tama na nga 'yang kalokohang 'yan?

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Ano 'ka mo?

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Ano'ng problema mo sa 'kin, 'te?

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Kanina mo pa 'ko pinag-iinitan.

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Grabe na 'yong pinagdaanan ko sa 'yo.

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Dahil sa 'yo, feeling ko…

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Feeling ko, sasabog na 'ko.

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May bomba siya!

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NAGBABAGANG BALITA

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Napigilan ang pag-atake
ng isang terorista sa Atlanta airport.

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Ang suspect na si Mark Wicker
ay napigilan ng TSA agents at nakitaan

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ng ilang eksplosibo
sa kanyang maleta at tumbong.

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Magtatagumpay sana siya
kung wala si TSA agent Patricia Finch,

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na kinikilala ngayon
sa kanyang lakas ng loob at katapangan.

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Una, gusto kong i-shout out si Jesus.

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Ginagawa ko lahat para kay Jesus.

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Wala akong paki sa mga santo
at mga kalokohang 'yan.

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Bilang batang puti sa Atlanta,

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natuto akong kumilala

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ng mga **** sa mundo.

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Kung masyadong makapal
ang kilay mo, ekis ka.

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Kung di nakamulat ang mata mo, bye.

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Kung mabaho ka,

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do'n ka sa Greyhound bus station.

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Hindi ka bagay sa airport, ****.

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Piktyuran n'yo na 'ko.

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Hey.

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Lingon dito!

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-Makakakuha ba 'ko ng pera?
-Hindi.

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Okay, *********, ayoko na.

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Okay. Bye na.

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Eto na siya.

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Di pa naman ako late, di ba?

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Hindi pa.

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Patingin nga ako. Ayan. Ang pogi mo, pare.

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Ang ganda ng katawan mo ngayon.

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Gusto ko 'tong jacket mo.

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Mukha kang slim, confident,
at ready for action.

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-Salamat, pare.
-Oo.

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Totoo na talaga 'to, ha?

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Oo naman.

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Mabuti naman, kasi sinasabi ko sa 'yo,

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ayoko na sa Bad Thoughts.

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Salamat sa opportunity. Alam mo 'yan.

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Ayoko na kasi
sa patawang prosthetic wig na 'yon.

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Gusto kong makita ng mga tao
na seryoso ako sa acting.

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Gusto kong gumawa ng…

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Trucks.

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-Ha?
-'Yong malalaki.

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Eighteen-wheelers.

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Ba't laging truck ang bukambibig mo?

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Ay, di ko alam kung bakit. Tuloy lang.

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Okay. Gusto kong gumawa ng feature films.

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Sige. Kaya nga tayo nandito, brad.

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May io-offer sa 'yo 'yong tinatawag nilang

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Asian Chris Nolan.

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Ibig sabihin, exciting 'to,
saka mapapaisip ka talaga.

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Dapat napapabulalas ka na
sa brief mo ngayon.

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Gusto kitang makitang nilalabasan.

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Okay.

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Dapat pagpasok mo do'n,
basang-basa na ang pantalon mo

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at nangangamoy ang tamod mo
na para kang weirdo na 13-anyos.

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Tom?

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Ready na sila.

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Smart water 'to.

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Alam nila ang ginagawa nila.

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Uy.

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Sobrang astig mo tingnan.

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Salamat, pare.

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Pucha, Tom Segura!

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Diyos ko! Ang payat mo ngayon.

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Kakantutin na kita dito
kung di lang ako lesbyana.

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Wag magpaloko sa kuko. Lesbyana ako.

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Nice. Mahilig ako sa lesbyana.

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Lagi akong nanonood ng lesbian stuff.

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Tom, ipapakilala ko sa 'yo

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ang taong napaka-special dito
sa Chikara Kikku.

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Ito si Mr. Yoshi Mashimoto,

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isa sa iilang henyong natitira sa mundo.

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Sure akong pamilyar ka sa gawa niya.

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Si Mr. Mashimoto ang author

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ng highest-selling
graphic novel sa balat ng lupa.

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-Ang galing.
-Oo.

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Hello po.

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Ikinararangal kayong makilala
ni Mr. Mashimoto.

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Salamat po.

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Sabi niya rin, nakakatawa ka saka kalbo.

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-Oo.
-Saka gusto niya 'yong blue eyes mo.

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Sabi ko nga, kitang-kita 'yon sa camera.

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Salamat. Nakakatuwa naman.

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Ayos.

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Sige. Maupo muna tayo.

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Okay.

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So, Tom, nagtataka ka siguro
kung bakit ka nandito.

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Oo nga. Sabi nga namin,
parang masyadong patago yata 'to.

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Patago at sobrang exciting, pucha.

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Okay, kung gano'n,
pare-pareho tayo ng nararamdaman.

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So, 'yong masterpiece ni Mr. Mashimoto

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ay pinamagatang Konyo Yaro.

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-Konyo Yaro.
-Tama.

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Konyo Yaro.

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Ang daling sabihin.

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Tapos ngayon, pagkatapos ng maraming taon,

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gagawin na nating high-budget,
live-action feature film

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ang napakagandang graphic novel na 'to.

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Ayos 'yan. Mahilig ako sa feature films.

00:11:21.263 --> 00:11:22.765 align:center
Totoo 'yan.

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Mahilig talaga si Tom sa feature films.

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Okay. Relax lang.

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So, Tom, kaya ka nandito

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kasi ni-request ni Mr. Mashimoto

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na ikaw ang gaganap na bida.

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-Talaga?
-Kaya nga.

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Gano'n din 'yong reaksiyon namin.

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Ang dami-daming pwedeng bumida

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na movie stars, di ba?

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Pero hindi, nilinaw niya talaga

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na ikaw lang ang gusto niya.

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Lalabasan na 'ata ako.

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Bagay talaga siya do'n.

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Sa'n kami pipirma?

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I mean, bukas na bukas kami dito.

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Oo.

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Nakaka-flatter. Maraming salamat.

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Mukha namang maganda,
pero pwede kayang makahingi pa ng detalye?

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Oo naman. Sige.

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Pag-usapan natin 'yong buo. Okay.

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Masdan n'yo.

00:12:20.239 --> 00:12:21.615 align:center
Ang New Tokyoville.

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Ang huling safe zone ng sangkatauhan
sa mundong sinira ng kemikal.

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Ngunit nakaabang ang panganib
sa bawat hangganan

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habang papalapit
ang mga ligaw na cyborg sa bawat panig.

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Ngunit mula sa dilim, lalabas si…

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Bushido!

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Oo, isang mandirigmang tumiwalag
na ipinatapon sa malayo

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at hinasa ng kapalaran,

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at itinadhanang iwaksi ang kasamaan
sa buong mundo

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at iligtas ang sangkatauhan
mula sa pagkakabura.

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Ikaw 'yon.

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Wow.

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Patay. Nilabasan na 'ko.

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Sabi ko sa inyo, e.

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So sobrang astig niya lang?

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Parang di na niya gaanong
kailangang umacting.

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Uy, bawas-bawasan mo nang konti.

00:13:14.460 --> 00:13:17.796 align:center
Actually, medyo mailap 'yong character.

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Oo, nakatira siya sa loob ng kanal.

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Sa loob ng kanal?

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Oo, galing sa waste ng city
'yong power niya,

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pero ginagamit niya sa kabutihan.

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-Oo.
-Sabi sa 'yo. Mapapaisip ka.

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Interesting. Ano ulit
'yong pangalan ng movie?

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-Konyo…
-Konyo Yaro.

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Konyo Yaro.

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Oo, pero siyempre,
gagamitin natin 'yong English translation.

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Hogtit Shitbeast.

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Hogtit Shitbeast.

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Wow. Powerful.

00:13:50.996 --> 00:13:52.498 align:center
Hogtit Shitbeast?

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Oo, kasi pangbaboy 'yong utong niya,

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pero halimaw din siya ng tae,

00:13:57.795 --> 00:14:00.214 align:center
kaya medyo nilaro natin 'yong mga salita.

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Astig. Nage-gets ko.

00:14:02.091 --> 00:14:03.717 align:center
Foreign saka kakaiba.

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Sobrang gusto ko 'to.

00:14:06.470 --> 00:14:07.471 align:center
Ito?

00:14:07.555 --> 00:14:09.765 align:center
Kailangan mo raw magdagdag ng mahigit 60—

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I mean, mahigit 90 kilos.

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Kailangan mong magpataba.

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Dapat totoo. Di gagamit ng computer.

00:14:18.065 --> 00:14:21.735 align:center
Alam mo kasi, una kang napansin
ni Mr. Mashimoto

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do'n sa 2014 ha-ha comedy show mong
Completely Normal.

00:14:26.615 --> 00:14:28.158 align:center
Ha-ha comedy show.

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Nakakatawa.

00:14:29.618 --> 00:14:31.203 align:center
Salamat po sa panonood.

00:14:31.287 --> 00:14:35.624 align:center
Unang kita niya pa lang sa 'yo,
nasabi na niyang "Siya 'yon."

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Na parang ikaw na ikaw 'yong naiisip niya.

00:14:38.961 --> 00:14:43.632 align:center
In fact, nalungkot siya
no'ng pumayat ka nito lang.

00:14:43.716 --> 00:14:47.678 align:center
Parang no'ng pumayat din si Adele taba.

00:14:48.304 --> 00:14:52.016 align:center
Oo, mahirap nga i-maintain pero…

00:14:57.021 --> 00:14:58.606 align:center
Nagawa mo naman na dati.

00:14:58.689 --> 00:15:02.693 align:center
Lumamon ka lang nang lumamon, tabachoy.

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Sa kanya galing 'yan, hindi sa 'kin.

00:15:06.071 --> 00:15:08.574 align:center
Ano 'yang lumalabas sa suso niya?

00:15:08.657 --> 00:15:10.951 align:center
Utong 'yan. Saka dugo 'yan.

00:15:11.785 --> 00:15:14.955 align:center
Pinapalitan niya 'yong nawawala sa kanya
by killing kaya nakatira siya

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sa ilalim ng abortion clinic.

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Paisa-isa niyang kainakain
'yong mga fetus,

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tapos pag naubusan na siya,
saka lumalabas 'yong tae.

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Sa dede niya.

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-Sa utong.
-Okay.

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Sa utong niya, oo.

00:15:28.135 --> 00:15:30.012 align:center
Oo naman. Gets na gets ko.

00:15:30.095 --> 00:15:32.723 align:center
Handa na 'yong kontrata mo dito.

00:15:32.806 --> 00:15:34.892 align:center
Naka-outline na lahat ng details.

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Medyo ano lang…

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Ewan ko, parang hindi ko ma-gets, e.

00:15:42.566 --> 00:15:44.318 align:center
Baka makatulong 'to.

00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:52.284 align:center
-Ano 'yan?
-Isang lunch box.

00:15:52.368 --> 00:15:53.744 align:center
Prototype lang 'to,

00:15:53.827 --> 00:15:57.247 align:center
pero i-imagine mo, may gatas 'yong isa,
may fruit punch 'yong isa.

00:15:57.331 --> 00:16:00.084 align:center
Oat milk, kung lactose intolerant
'yong anak mo.

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Medyo mahilig ako sa dede.
Pwede kong pisilin?

00:16:03.045 --> 00:16:04.254 align:center
Beh, go for it.

00:16:07.257 --> 00:16:09.593 align:center
Wow. Parang totoong dede.

00:16:09.677 --> 00:16:11.512 align:center
-Utong.
-Utong.

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Ayos 'yong may buhok.

00:16:13.889 --> 00:16:18.394 align:center
Oo, siguro medyo nahihirapan lang ako.

00:16:19.186 --> 00:16:21.981 align:center
Ang daming bagong information, e.
Pwede kayang mag-usap muna…

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Okay, mag-usap muna kayo saglit.

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Okay.

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Ano ba 'to, pare?

00:16:28.696 --> 00:16:30.280 align:center
Parte ng laro 'yan.

00:16:30.364 --> 00:16:33.325 align:center
Pare, alam ko kung ga'no kahirap
i-maintain 'yang kapayatan mo,

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at bilib ako do'n,
pero maniwala ka o hindi,

00:16:35.536 --> 00:16:38.747 align:center
mas bagay sa 'yong maging matabang burara.

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Gano'n ang tingin ng mga tao sa 'yo.

00:16:40.666 --> 00:16:43.919 align:center
Ito na ang Black Panther mo.

00:16:44.503 --> 00:16:45.921 align:center
Fat Panther.

00:16:49.216 --> 00:16:50.426 align:center
Guys,

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kahit sobrang naa-appreciate ko

00:16:53.429 --> 00:16:55.889 align:center
'yong karamihan ng sinabi n'yo,

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di ko lang talaga makita ang sarili ko
na gumaganap dito.

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Sana makahanap kayo
ng taong aayon sa kailangan n'yo, sir,

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pero hindi ako 'yon.

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Hindi ikaw?

00:17:07.901 --> 00:17:14.491 align:center
Kasi may naiisip akong 800,000 dahilan
para umoo ka.

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Hindi kasi pera ang habol ko, e.

00:17:18.037 --> 00:17:21.749 align:center
Unfortunately, hindi 'to umaayon
sa pagkatao ko,

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kaya mawalang-galang na,
salamat pero di ko 'to kayang gawin.

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Fourteen million.

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Kaya naman namin mag-adjust.

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Pucha.

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'Tang ina.

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Sige! Sige pa!

00:17:52.362 --> 00:17:54.198 align:center
Mag-ingay ka! Oink!

00:17:56.575 --> 00:17:58.452 align:center
Ikaw ang comedy pig ko!

00:18:01.330 --> 00:18:02.748 align:center
Comedy pig!

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Pucha.

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Pucha.

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