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Panginoong Hesus,
liwanagan mo ang isip ko ng katotohanan.

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Pag-alabin mo ang aking puso sa pag-ibig.

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Patnubayan mo ang aking buhay
sa paglilingkod.

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Patawarin mo ang aking nakaraan.

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Gabayan mo ang aking kasalukuyan.

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Okay, let's go, Jesus.

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Gawin n'yong maayos ang araw na 'to.

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See you later, beh.

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-Mabuti, nakarating ka.
-Salamat.

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Hank, gusto mo ng manok?

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-Eto, ilang piraso.
-Salamat.

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-Ayos na 'yan? Sige, ingat.
-Okay.

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Hi, Charlie.

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-Pakitingnan 'yong tumbong ko.
-Charlie.

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Para malaman ko kung ano'ng itsura.

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Hindi pwede.

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Ano 'yan?

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Regalo ko sa 'yo.

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Salamat sa lahat ng ginagawa mo.

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Charlie.

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Okay. Salamat.

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Ingatan mo 'yan.

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Pito na lang ang ganyan sa buong mundo.

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Pitong battery?

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Pucha! Ba't sinabi mo nang malakas?

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-'Tang ina!
-Okay.

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-Sorry, Charlie, pero salamat.
-Sige.

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-Naa-appreciate ko 'to.
-Okay.

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Teka…

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Naaamoy mo 'yong pantal ko?

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Natalie?

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Natalie? Diyos ko!
Tumawag kayo ng ambulansiya!

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Gusto ko ng sumbrero.

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-Di pwede.
-Titira ako sa bahay ni Natalie.

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Uy, nice.

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Tao po?

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Hello. Welcome sa langit.

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Ikaw siguro si Abigail

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na sinakal ng adik sa shabu
kasi di mo binigyan ng pera.

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Hindi, ako po si Natalie.
Natalie Wilkinson.

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Inatake po 'ata ako sa puso.

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Okay.

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Natalie Wilkinson.

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Eto ka pala. Isa ka sa mga paborito niya.

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-Nabinyagan.
-Opo.

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Nag-catholic school.

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Di nakipag-sex bago ikasal.

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-Mahirap 'yon.
-Nagdasal gabi-gabi.

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Pinatawad mo
ang lahat ng nagkasala sa 'yo.

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Ang hirap no'n.

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Naku po.

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Perpekto ang naging buhay mo.

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Ginawa ko ang pinakamakakaya ko

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para tahakin ang landas papunta kay Hesus.

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Tagumpay.

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Handa ka nang makilala
ang Panginoong Tagapagligtas?

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Buong buhay ko 'tong hinintay.

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Mabuti.

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Ang galing, di ba?

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Ang galing nga.

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Aaminin ko, kinakabahan ako.

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Naku, Natalie, wag kang kabahan.

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Hindi mo alam
kung gaano kabuti ang Panginoon.

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Malalim ang kanyang awa, mainit ang ngiti,

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at walang kapantay ang pagmamahal niya.

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Sumaiyo ang kapayapaan, anak.

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Welcome sa kaharian ko.

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Sino ka?

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Ano ka ba, Natalie?

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Ikaw pa, kilala mo si Jesus.

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Kordero ng Diyos, hari ng lahat ng hari.

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Ako.

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I mean, siyempre, kilala ko si Jesus.

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Marami akong picture niya sa bahay,
saka may air freshener pa sa Buick ko.

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Pero sorry,

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di mo kamukha si Jesus.

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Pinapatawad na kita.

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Ngayon, anak, inihahandog ko sa iyo
ang kaharian ng aking Ama.

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-Simula sa—
-I mean, hindi mo talaga siya kamukha.

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Susmaryosep.

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Hindi talaga.

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Oo, narinig kita.

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Sisibat na 'ko.

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Oo, anak, alam kong
iba ang itsura ko ngayon

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kumpara sa itsura kong
ipinakikita ng mga tao.

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Napaka-generous ng mga artist,
kaya kung kagandahan ang hinahanap mo,

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welcome kang titigan
ang Ilog ng Magpakailanmang Kapayapaan.

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Lilinisin ng tubig nito
ang lahat ng iyong takot—

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Pero malaki ang tiyan mo.

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-Excuse me?
-Saka napapanot ka na.

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Oo, okay. Konti lang.

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Di naman panot na panot.

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Medyo kaya.

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Ano? Hindi, a. Sige na.

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Anak ko,

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kung makapal na buhok ang gusto mo,

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gugulin mo ang walang-hanggan
sa gubat ng weeping willows—

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Hindi ko na kaya 'to.

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Alin? Itong langit?

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Di mo ba pwedeng i-magic na lang
para maging pogi ka?

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Hindi kasi gano'n 'yon.

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Ipagawa mo kaya sa tatay mo?

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Hindi pwede.
Ikaw kaya ang magsabi sa kanya?

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Ano'ng kinakain mo?

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-Ewan, tinapay saka wine.
-Tuwing kakain?

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Madalas din akong mag-prosciutto.

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Ang sarap kasing combo no'n.

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-Nakakalungkot naman.
-Alam mo ang nakakalungkot?

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May ilang pugot na ulo sa basurahan
sa New Orleans, okay?

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Suskopo.

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Bakit?

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Hindi gano'n 'yon.

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-E, ano ba 'yon?
-Ano lang kasi…

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Sa bawat picture ni Jesus na nakita ko
mula no'ng bata ako,

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mahaba at malago ang buhok niya,

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maganda ang panga,

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perfect 'yong kutis, malaki 'yong umbok.

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-Di ko alam kung ano'ng ine-expect mo—
-'Yong hot saka sexy na Jesus.

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Di ka pwedeng mag-post ng guwapong selfies

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tapos pagdating mo sa date, mukha kang…

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Na-catfish ako. Na-catfish ako ni Jesus.

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Okay, hindi tayo nagde-date, so…

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Para na rin tayong nag-date.

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Inalay ko 'yong buhay ko sa 'yo.

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Nanumpa ako, brad.

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Maling-mali naman 'to.

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Alam mo kung ilang Puerto Rican na sana
ang naka-sex ko?

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Seventeen.

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Talaga?

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Nakakainis naman.

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Isa pa, parang infected
'yong hinlalaki mo sa paa.

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-Oo nga.
-Kadiri ka.

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Akala ko, gagaling din.

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Di ko na kaya 'to.

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May feelings din ako, ha.

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Andito ako.

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-Ano? Sa'n ka pupunta?
-Ewan. Wala akong paki.

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A, wala kang paki? Okay.

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Bastos.

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Pagbati, Natalie.

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Humanda ka na
para maging sex offering magpakailanman.

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Ayos.

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Sa'n ako pipirma?

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Ano 'yon?

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Ayos 'yon sa 'kin saka— Tara na.

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Alam mong nasa impiyerno ka?

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Oo.

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May Puerto Rican ba sa inyo?

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Hindi ako komportable.

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Diyos ko.

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Papalitan ko 'yong air filters, mahal.

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Ano'ng meron?

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Nanonood siya ng porn.

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Ay, wow. Oo nga.

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Masama 'to, Harold.

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Mahal, mammals tayo. Normal lang 'yan.

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Saka hindi niya alam ang pinapanood niya.

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Kailangan natin siyang kausapin.

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Oo, kakausapin natin siya.

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Pero hayaan muna natin siyang matapos.

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Seryoso ka ba?

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Mahal, pag nasimulan mo na
tapos bigla mong hininto, sasakit 'yon.

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Masakit 'yon.

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Anak, kailangan nating mag-usap.

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Diyos ko.

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Pwedeng makahingi ng cream soda?

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Hindi. Mag-usap muna tayo, anak.

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Nag-aalala ang mama mo.

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Nag-aalala kami sa ginagawa mo dito.

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'Yong pagjajakol ko?

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Oo.

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Pagpaparaos.

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Paghimas, pagkambiyo, pagkamot, pagsalsal.

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-Pagma-masturbate.
-Oo, alam ko 'yon.

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Anak, ang inaalala namin,
nanonood ka ng hindi mo naiintindihan.

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-Oo nga.
-Wala akong pinapanood, Ma.

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Anak, okay lang. Pareho tayong lalaki.

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Alam naming umuungol tayo bago labasan.

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-Di mo kailangang mahiya.
-Tama na 'yan.

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-Sorry.
-Di ako nanonood ng porn.

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Okay.

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Gumagawa ako.

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-Ano?
-Vini-video ko ang pagjajakol ko.

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Diyos ko po.

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Vini-video?

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Masusuka 'ata ako.

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'Yong camera na binili ko sa Best Buy?

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Pa'no pag nalaman ng Our Special Journey?

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-Diyos ko po.
-Kailangang i-deactivate 'yong Insta.

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Toby, tigilan mo na 'yan, ha.

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-Pero gusto nila.
-Whoa.

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Sino "sila"?

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'Yong fans ko.

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-Naku, anak…
-Sinasamantala ka nila.

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-Tingin ko, hindi naman.
-Toby.

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Diyos ko.

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-Mabait kang bata, okay?
-Oo.

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Di nagvi-video habang nagjajakol
ang mabait na bata.

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Isa pa, babawasan natin ang cream soda
hangga't di mo 'to inaayos.

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Hindi ako tanga, Pa.

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Tingnan n'yo 'to.

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Pwedeng manood ang subscribers
two times a day,

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three times pag Saturday.

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Habang naggo-golf ka, Pa.

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Subscribers?

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Ano'ng pinagsasasabi niya, Harold?

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Gusto n'yong makita 'yong office?

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'Yong alin?

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"Tobystrong"?

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Nag-rent ka ng office.

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Hindi, mas may sense kasing bumili.

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Excuse me. Sorry.

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Sir, may Zoom kayo ng Taiwanese investors
in five minutes.

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Sa opisina ko na lang, dear.
Cream soda nga, please.

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Double bubble.

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'Yon ang assistant ko, si Ruby.
Mabait siya.

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Di ko ma-gets ang nangyayari.

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May bago nang stickers.

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-Astig, brad!
-'Musta, tol?

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Bossing!

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Pogi mo ngayon, a.

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-Hello, iho.
-Kumusta, pare?

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May merch siya.

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Anak, ilan na nga 'yong subscribers mo?

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Two thousand, five hundred.

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Magkano ang binabayad nila?

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Thirty dollars kada buwan.

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Halos one million dollars
ang kinikita mo taon-taon?

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Sa subscribers pa lang 'yon.

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May brand deals pa
saka Liquid Death collab.

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Anak, marami tayong pwedeng paggamitan
ng perang 'yan.

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Gaya no'ng bumili kayo ng jacuzzi
gamit 'yong GoFundMe para sa 'kin?

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-Anak, pwede mong gamitin 'yong jacuzzi.
-Oo.

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Ang dami n'yong pinagawang videos
para sa Instagram.

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Masama kayong magulang.

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Toby, shinare lang namin
'yong story mo para maka-inspire.

00:12:02.596 --> 00:12:03.973 align:center
-Oo nga.
-Oo.

00:12:04.056 --> 00:12:06.475 align:center
Talaga, Ma? Kaya ba pinasabi mo sa 'kin,

00:12:06.559 --> 00:12:10.730 align:center
"Aerosmith, ang gusto ko sa Christmas,
makasama ka sa backstage"?

00:12:10.813 --> 00:12:14.024 align:center
-Ni hindi ko kilala si Aerosmith.
-Masasama kayo.

00:12:14.108 --> 00:12:17.903 align:center
-Obsessed ang mama mo kay Steven Tyler.
-Matanda na kasi siya.

00:12:17.987 --> 00:12:19.071 align:center
Ang weird mo, Ma.

00:12:19.155 --> 00:12:20.156 align:center
-Matanda?
-Oo.

00:12:20.239 --> 00:12:23.033 align:center
Matanda na siya,
pero ang sexy pa din. Ewan.

00:12:23.117 --> 00:12:27.496 align:center
Pa, pinag-send mo ako ng messages
kay John Cena sa TikTok.

00:12:27.580 --> 00:12:28.747 align:center
John Cena na naman?

00:12:28.831 --> 00:12:30.082 align:center
E, kasi…

00:12:30.166 --> 00:12:33.043 align:center
Para sa 'yo 'yon, anak.
Alam kong fan ka niya.

00:12:33.127 --> 00:12:34.211 align:center
John Cena supot.

00:12:34.962 --> 00:12:36.297 align:center
-Talaga ba?
-Oo naman.

00:12:36.380 --> 00:12:38.340 align:center
-14-time champ?
-Ayaw ko kay John Cena.

00:12:38.424 --> 00:12:39.842 align:center
-National hero?
-Oo.

00:12:39.925 --> 00:12:42.678 align:center
-Ulitin mo 'yong sinabi mo.
-Sige ba.

00:12:42.762 --> 00:12:44.472 align:center
-Sisipain niya 'yang—
-Hayaan mo na.

00:12:44.555 --> 00:12:46.182 align:center
Kalma lang. Kalma lang, bro.

00:12:46.265 --> 00:12:50.728 align:center
Ginamit n'yo akong prop
para makuha ang gusto n'yo.

00:12:51.812 --> 00:12:53.814 align:center
Mahilig kayo sa libre.

00:12:54.648 --> 00:12:57.026 align:center
Nakakapagod kaya mag-alaga.

00:12:59.278 --> 00:13:00.988 align:center
Gusto mong siraan si John Cena?

00:13:01.572 --> 00:13:03.199 align:center
Di ako natatakot sa 'yo.

00:13:03.282 --> 00:13:05.826 align:center
Anak, kalma lang.
Huminga ka nang malalim, okay?

00:13:05.910 --> 00:13:06.994 align:center
Kalmado naman ako.

00:13:07.578 --> 00:13:10.456 align:center
Di kayo nag-ipon
o umako ng responsibilidad.

00:13:10.539 --> 00:13:12.791 align:center
Sinandalan n'yo ako na parang saklay.

00:13:13.292 --> 00:13:15.419 align:center
Saka sasabihin ko na rin.

00:13:15.503 --> 00:13:19.173 align:center
Pareho kayong parang…

00:13:20.216 --> 00:13:21.300 align:center
Retarded.

00:13:24.011 --> 00:13:25.095 align:center
Ano'ng—?

00:13:26.305 --> 00:13:29.975 align:center
Ang sasabihin ko sana
ay financially irresponsible.

00:13:30.059 --> 00:13:31.685 align:center
Ma at Pa…

00:13:31.769 --> 00:13:34.313 align:center
Uy. Ano'ng nangyayari?

00:13:34.396 --> 00:13:35.272 align:center
Oo nga. Bakit?

00:13:35.356 --> 00:13:37.650 align:center
…oras na para baguhin 'yon.

00:13:38.692 --> 00:13:40.361 align:center
-Baguhin?
-Oo.

00:13:40.444 --> 00:13:43.614 align:center
-Finreeze ko na 'yong GoFundMe, Insta…
-Ano?

00:13:43.697 --> 00:13:45.157 align:center
Lahat ng account.

00:13:45.241 --> 00:13:48.118 align:center
-Di namin kakayanin.
-Oo nga. Wala kaming pangrenta.

00:13:48.202 --> 00:13:50.996 align:center
Pagod na akong maging inspiration porn.

00:13:51.080 --> 00:13:54.500 align:center
Kaya naging totoong porn na lang ako.

00:13:55.584 --> 00:14:00.965 align:center
Ang lumalabas pa, magaling ako do'n.

00:14:02.174 --> 00:14:04.843 align:center
Sir, nasa Zoom na po 'yong investors.

00:14:04.927 --> 00:14:06.387 align:center
-Iho.
-Anak.

00:14:06.470 --> 00:14:09.431 align:center
-Nakakahiya kayo.
-Toby, anak, please.

00:14:09.515 --> 00:14:11.976 align:center
-Pwede kaming magtrabaho dito.
-Kaya naming magjakol.

00:14:12.059 --> 00:14:15.104 align:center
Oo, collab tayo.
Mag-collab tayo sa kung ano.

00:14:15.187 --> 00:14:17.189 align:center
Father-son video? Maganda 'yon, di ba?

00:14:17.273 --> 00:14:20.776 align:center
-Hello! Handa na kayo?
-Pararamihin ko ang subscribers mo.

00:14:20.860 --> 00:14:23.153 align:center
Ready na!

00:14:24.572 --> 00:14:26.365 align:center
Mag-start na tayo, mga sir.

00:14:33.163 --> 00:14:35.749 align:center
-Imposibleng 'yan 'yong Uber.
-Ewan ko.

00:14:35.833 --> 00:14:38.502 align:center
Sabi, parating na,
tapos umikot siya sa block twice,

00:14:38.586 --> 00:14:41.463 align:center
tapos dumating 'yan.

00:14:44.800 --> 00:14:45.634 align:center
Jefri?

00:14:47.011 --> 00:14:47.887 align:center
Jeffrey?

00:14:48.804 --> 00:14:50.931 align:center
Ay, hindi, sorry. Jefri 'yong nakalagay.

00:14:51.015 --> 00:14:53.183 align:center
Hindi, saglit. Siya po 'yon.

00:14:53.267 --> 00:14:55.603 align:center
Walang ibang tao dito.
Late na tayo. Tara na.

00:14:55.686 --> 00:14:59.523 align:center
-Okay.
-Dale. Okay. Sakay na kayo.

00:15:00.149 --> 00:15:02.234 align:center
-Gusto n'yo ng mint?
-"Mint" daw?

00:15:02.318 --> 00:15:04.236 align:center
Sumakay ka na lang, Jeffrey.

00:15:04.945 --> 00:15:06.280 align:center
Okay.

00:15:06.363 --> 00:15:10.284 align:center
-Tara na po. Ándale?
-Di mo na kailangang sabihin 'yon.

00:15:10.367 --> 00:15:13.203 align:center
Fifteen minutes na lang, reception na, so…

00:15:13.287 --> 00:15:14.371 align:center
Tara na po.

00:15:14.955 --> 00:15:19.835 align:center
Sige po. Okay, senyora. Promise.
Ihahatid ko kayo nang mabilis.

00:15:21.337 --> 00:15:23.756 align:center
Ay naku, sigurado 'yan!

00:15:25.090 --> 00:15:26.759 align:center
Mahal ko. Kalma lang.

00:15:26.842 --> 00:15:29.136 align:center
Kalma lang? Ako ba ang kausap mo?

00:15:29.219 --> 00:15:31.472 align:center
-Uber pool ba ang in-order mo?
-Hindi.

00:15:33.265 --> 00:15:35.768 align:center
Di ako um-order ng Uber pool. Uber X 'to.

00:15:35.851 --> 00:15:38.979 align:center
-Mahal.
-Sawa na 'ko sa kalokohan mo.

00:15:39.063 --> 00:15:42.191 align:center
Sige na, sumama ka na sa mga hayop na 'yan
kasi hindi mo 'ko mahal.

00:15:42.274 --> 00:15:43.734 align:center
-Hayop?
-Mga pasahero ko 'yan.

00:15:43.817 --> 00:15:46.362 align:center
Hindi sila hayop. Negosyo ko 'to.

00:15:46.445 --> 00:15:47.321 align:center
Tayo pala 'yon.

00:15:47.404 --> 00:15:51.784 align:center
Alam mo, umalis ka kaninang umaga
nang walang kape, pagkain,

00:15:51.867 --> 00:15:53.661 align:center
walang sex, wala kahit kiss.

00:15:53.744 --> 00:15:55.412 align:center
Naku naman.

00:15:55.496 --> 00:15:57.122 align:center
Wala akong binigay sa 'yo?

00:15:57.206 --> 00:15:59.917 align:center
-A, okay. Sila pala.
-Binigay ko na sa 'yo lahat!

00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:01.752 align:center
-O, talaga ba?
-Gusto mong dumede?

00:16:01.835 --> 00:16:03.963 align:center
-Gusto mong dumede?
-Gusto kong mag-sorry ka.

00:16:04.672 --> 00:16:06.882 align:center
-Mag-sorry?
-Hi, sorry, ha.

00:16:06.966 --> 00:16:08.592 align:center
Kailangan na nating umalis.

00:16:08.676 --> 00:16:11.637 align:center
Rehearsal dinner ng kapatid ko.
Late na kami.

00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:13.973 align:center
Comprende? Emergencia.

00:16:14.056 --> 00:16:16.016 align:center
Babe, magaling naman siya mag-English.

00:16:16.100 --> 00:16:18.686 align:center
-Sobra naman 'yon.
-Hindi niya nage-gets, e.

00:16:18.769 --> 00:16:22.189 align:center
-Okay, sige na. Aalis na tayo.
-Gracias.

00:16:22.272 --> 00:16:23.607 align:center
Hindi tayo aalis.

00:16:23.691 --> 00:16:24.858 align:center
Hindi pala pwede.

00:16:24.942 --> 00:16:26.735 align:center
'Tang ina! Maghanap ka ng ibang Uber.

00:16:26.819 --> 00:16:28.362 align:center
Mukhang gano'n na nga dapat.

00:16:28.445 --> 00:16:30.364 align:center
Bibiyahe na tayo maya-maya.

00:16:30.447 --> 00:16:34.034 align:center
I-enjoy n'yo muna 'yong tubig,
'yong mints, saka 'yong charger.

00:16:34.118 --> 00:16:34.952 align:center
Ayos, mints.

00:16:35.035 --> 00:16:37.830 align:center
-Jeffrey, wala akong paki sa mints.
-Ang dami kasi.

00:16:37.913 --> 00:16:40.165 align:center
Walang paki ang mga tao sa mints na 'yan.

00:16:40.249 --> 00:16:43.377 align:center
-Lahat naman, gusto 'yong mints.
-Hindi. Ikaw lang 'yon!

00:16:43.460 --> 00:16:45.254 align:center
-Basahin mo 'yong reviews!
-Costco 'yan.

00:16:45.337 --> 00:16:47.506 align:center
-Naka-cocaine siya.
-Walang gusto— 'Tang ina mo.

00:16:47.589 --> 00:16:50.634 align:center
-Galing Costco, Miami.
-'Tang inang mints 'yan!

00:16:50.718 --> 00:16:52.928 align:center
Sabi nang um-order ka ng iba.

00:16:53.012 --> 00:16:55.639 align:center
-Hello.
-Um-order na nga, pero 40 minutes away pa.

00:16:55.723 --> 00:16:57.182 align:center
-Diyos ko.
-Magtatrabaho pa ako.

00:16:57.266 --> 00:16:58.642 align:center
Sabi mo magna-night school ka?

00:16:58.726 --> 00:16:59.685 align:center
Magiging piloto ako.

00:16:59.768 --> 00:17:00.811 align:center
Hindi ka astig!

00:17:00.894 --> 00:17:01.937 align:center
Ayos lang 'yan.

00:17:02.021 --> 00:17:04.606 align:center
Tingin ko, pinag-uusapan nila
'yong problema nila.

00:17:04.690 --> 00:17:06.608 align:center
Hindi, 'tang ina, baliw ka.

00:17:06.692 --> 00:17:10.195 align:center
Araw-araw,
lagi ka na lang parang nababaliw!

00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:11.321 align:center
Punyeta! Tanga ka!

00:17:11.405 --> 00:17:12.823 align:center
Saglit lang, ha?

00:17:12.906 --> 00:17:15.159 align:center
Hindi, araw-araw kang ganyan!

00:17:15.242 --> 00:17:17.244 align:center
Palala nang palala ang kabaliwan mo!

00:17:17.327 --> 00:17:19.371 align:center
-Hindi ako baliw!
-Mas mabait ka pa sa aso.

00:17:19.455 --> 00:17:20.956 align:center
Hindi! Nag-u-Uber ka!

00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:22.332 align:center
-O, 'yong minivan ko!
-Oo.

00:17:22.416 --> 00:17:24.418 align:center
-Ang ganda ng minivan ko!
-At least kumikita.

00:17:24.501 --> 00:17:26.170 align:center
Ang pangit ng minivan mo!

00:17:30.632 --> 00:17:33.218 align:center
Nakikita ka ng Diyos ngayon.

00:17:33.302 --> 00:17:34.720 align:center
Tumingala ka.

00:17:34.803 --> 00:17:35.971 align:center
Andiyan siya sa taas.

00:17:39.391 --> 00:17:43.103 align:center
Sabi niya, "Ano'ng magagawa natin
para magkapuso si Catalina?

00:17:43.187 --> 00:17:45.564 align:center
"Para maging mabuting tao siya?"

00:17:45.647 --> 00:17:47.900 align:center
Para himasin niya
'yong itlog ng jowa niya?

00:17:48.484 --> 00:17:50.444 align:center
Di niya hinihimas
'yong etits ng jowa niya.

00:17:50.527 --> 00:17:53.906 align:center
Sir, baka pwede pong lumarga na tayo—

00:17:55.282 --> 00:17:56.450 align:center
Sorry.

00:17:56.533 --> 00:17:57.618 align:center
-Ano 'yon?
-Wala.

00:17:57.701 --> 00:17:59.661 align:center
-Hindi 'yon wala. Meron 'yon.
-Wala nga.

00:17:59.745 --> 00:18:02.122 align:center
-Hindi, may nakikita ako.
-Wala nga.

00:18:02.206 --> 00:18:04.541 align:center
Meron. May nakita ako.

00:18:04.625 --> 00:18:05.709 align:center
Ulol, wala.

00:18:05.793 --> 00:18:07.669 align:center
Ayaw mo 'kong tigilan, ha!

00:18:07.753 --> 00:18:10.547 align:center
Loko ka! Kikilitiin din kita!

00:18:11.131 --> 00:18:12.132 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa nila?

00:18:12.216 --> 00:18:13.258 align:center
Wag!

00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:15.719 align:center
Nagkikilitian 'ata sila?

00:18:18.097 --> 00:18:19.264 align:center
Oh my God.

00:18:21.642 --> 00:18:23.018 align:center
Putang ina mo.

00:18:23.602 --> 00:18:25.104 align:center
Gusto mo 'yon?

00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:28.482 align:center
Lagot ka sa 'kin.

00:18:31.360 --> 00:18:33.111 align:center
-Wag!
-Akin na ang paa mo!

00:18:33.695 --> 00:18:35.405 align:center
Tama na! Tama na!

00:18:38.117 --> 00:18:39.368 align:center
Wag!

00:18:39.993 --> 00:18:41.620 align:center
-Pucha!
-Putang ina!

00:18:41.703 --> 00:18:44.957 align:center
'Tang ina ka! Gusto mo 'yan, ha?

00:18:45.040 --> 00:18:47.876 align:center
-Maglakad na tayo. Baba na.
-Halos 20 kilometers 'yon.

00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:49.294 align:center
Sige.

00:18:50.212 --> 00:18:52.005 align:center
Akin na 'yan!

00:18:52.089 --> 00:18:53.257 align:center
Bitawan mo 'yan!

00:18:53.340 --> 00:18:54.466 align:center
Akin ang bayag na 'yan!

00:18:54.550 --> 00:18:56.760 align:center
-Naka-child lock tayo.
-Pwede n'yo pong buksan?

00:18:57.719 --> 00:18:58.762 align:center
Diyos ko po.

00:18:59.805 --> 00:19:02.182 align:center
O, ano? Gusto mo pa?

00:19:02.266 --> 00:19:03.100 align:center
Halika dito!

00:19:03.183 --> 00:19:04.601 align:center
Eto'ng sa 'yo!

00:19:07.104 --> 00:19:08.981 align:center
Ako ang queen mo!

00:19:16.071 --> 00:19:17.281 align:center
Anak ng puta!

00:19:17.364 --> 00:19:19.199 align:center
Gusto mo 'tong papaya ko?

00:19:19.783 --> 00:19:22.953 align:center
Halikan mo 'ko.

00:19:37.676 --> 00:19:40.345 align:center
Diyos ko. Tumigil ka sa pag-iyak. Duwag.

00:19:40.429 --> 00:19:42.931 align:center
Di ako umiiyak dahil duwag ako.

00:19:44.683 --> 00:19:46.810 align:center
Umiiyak ako kasi sobrang ganda.

00:19:47.477 --> 00:19:48.437 align:center
Ha?

00:19:48.520 --> 00:19:52.649 align:center
'Yong relasyon n'yo, ang ganda.

00:19:53.734 --> 00:19:55.444 align:center
Nakikinig kayo sa isa't isa.

00:19:55.527 --> 00:19:56.987 align:center
Bukas kayo sa isa't isa.

00:19:57.863 --> 00:19:58.947 align:center
Gusto ko ng ganyan.

00:19:59.031 --> 00:20:00.782 align:center
Oo, deserve mo 'yon.

00:20:00.866 --> 00:20:01.742 align:center
Oo nga.

00:20:01.825 --> 00:20:03.410 align:center
Alam mo kung ano'ng kailangan mo?

00:20:04.203 --> 00:20:05.537 align:center
Latina.

00:20:05.621 --> 00:20:06.496 align:center
Excuse me?

00:20:06.580 --> 00:20:08.415 align:center
Oo, mas maayos nga kami d'yan.

00:20:08.498 --> 00:20:11.168 align:center
Never pa nga niya ako kiniliti.

00:20:11.793 --> 00:20:14.379 align:center
-Tapos pinagsusuot niya 'ko ng ganito.
-Maganda kaya.

00:20:14.463 --> 00:20:15.547 align:center
Mukha akong tanga.

00:20:15.631 --> 00:20:17.049 align:center
Oo, mukha kang tanga.

00:20:17.132 --> 00:20:18.050 align:center
Kaya nga.

00:20:18.133 --> 00:20:21.303 align:center
Anyway, bebembangin ko na siya.

00:20:21.386 --> 00:20:22.679 align:center
Oo naman.

00:20:25.015 --> 00:20:26.391 align:center
Pwede akong manood?

00:20:32.397 --> 00:20:33.982 align:center
Buwisit.

00:21:21.530 --> 00:21:23.448 align:center
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