WEBVTT 00:12.095 --> 00:15.348 Jesus, enlighten my mind with truth. 00:16.641 --> 00:18.852 Inflame my heart with love. 00:19.936 --> 00:22.147 Inspire my will with courage. 00:23.356 --> 00:25.400 Pardon what I have been. 00:26.067 --> 00:27.902 Sanctify what I am. 00:30.572 --> 00:33.241 Okay, here we go, Jesus. 00:33.324 --> 00:35.035 Make it a good one. 00:36.453 --> 00:37.996 See you later, babe. 00:42.959 --> 00:45.837 -I'm glad you could come in today. -Thank you. 00:46.337 --> 00:49.174 Hank, can I get you some chicken? 00:49.841 --> 00:52.052 A couple of good pieces there. 00:52.135 --> 00:54.804 -Is that good? Okay, take care. -All right. 00:56.556 --> 00:57.766 Hi, Charlie. 00:57.849 --> 01:00.393 -I need you to look at my asshole. -Charlie. 01:00.477 --> 01:02.103 I wanna know what it looks like. 01:02.687 --> 01:03.646 I can't. 01:03.730 --> 01:04.689 Ah. 01:08.485 --> 01:09.444 What's that? 01:10.028 --> 01:11.404 It's a gift. 01:11.488 --> 01:13.156 Thank you for everything you do. 01:13.239 --> 01:15.241 Aw, Charlie. 01:17.035 --> 01:19.120 Okay. Um, thanks. 01:19.704 --> 01:21.122 Guard it with your life. 01:21.206 --> 01:24.042 There's only seven of those left in the world. 01:24.876 --> 01:26.252 Seven batteries? 01:26.336 --> 01:29.214 Ah, shit! Why you say it so loud? 01:29.297 --> 01:30.965 -Fuck! -Okay. 01:31.049 --> 01:33.885 -I'm sorry, Charlie, but thank you. -Yeah. 01:33.968 --> 01:36.304 -I appreciate it. -Okay. 01:36.387 --> 01:37.597 Let me, uh… 01:42.894 --> 01:44.187 Can you smell this rash? 01:46.189 --> 01:47.607 -Natalie? -Huh. 01:47.690 --> 01:51.444 Natalie? Oh my God! Someone call an ambulance! 01:51.528 --> 01:53.780 -I want a hat. -You can't have a hat. 01:53.863 --> 01:55.532 I'm gonna live in Natalie's house. 02:04.666 --> 02:07.794 Whoa, nice. 02:13.883 --> 02:14.968 Hello? 02:15.051 --> 02:17.846 Hello. Welcome to Heaven. 02:17.929 --> 02:20.390 You must be Abigail, 02:20.473 --> 02:23.518 strangled by a meth addict for not giving him a dollar. 02:24.561 --> 02:28.565 No, um, my name's Natalie. Natalie Wilkinson. 02:28.648 --> 02:30.316 I think I had a heart attack. 02:30.400 --> 02:33.069 Oh, okay. 02:33.153 --> 02:34.988 Natalie Wilkinson. 02:35.572 --> 02:39.284 Ah, here you are. You're one of his favorites. 02:40.451 --> 02:41.995 -Baptized. -Yep. 02:42.078 --> 02:43.288 Catholic school. 02:43.371 --> 02:45.290 No pre-marital sex. 02:45.373 --> 02:47.167 -Tough one. -Prayed every night. 02:47.250 --> 02:49.335 Forgave those who trespassed against you. 02:49.419 --> 02:50.461 Not my favorite. 02:50.545 --> 02:52.046 Goodness me. 02:52.714 --> 02:55.049 You've lived a flawless life, Natalie. 02:55.758 --> 02:57.260 Well, I've done my utmost 02:57.343 --> 03:00.638 to walk the winding and divinely lit road to Jesus. 03:00.722 --> 03:01.973 Mission accomplished. 03:02.056 --> 03:04.809 Are you ready to meet your Lord and Savior? 03:04.893 --> 03:07.854 I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. 03:07.937 --> 03:09.189 Great. 03:12.233 --> 03:15.403 -Whoa. -Pretty sweet, huh? 03:15.486 --> 03:17.655 This is pretty sweet. 03:18.740 --> 03:21.784 I have to admit, I'm pretty nervous. 03:22.368 --> 03:25.038 Oh, Natalie, there's no need to be nervous. 03:25.121 --> 03:28.291 Whatever goodness you're imagining, it falls short. 03:28.374 --> 03:32.253 His mercy is deeper, his smile is warmer, 03:32.337 --> 03:35.465 and his love is unparalleled. 03:42.555 --> 03:44.641 Peace be upon you, my child. 03:44.724 --> 03:46.684 Welcome to my kingdom. 03:48.269 --> 03:49.687 Uh, who are you? 03:49.771 --> 03:52.023 Oh, come now, Natalie. 03:52.106 --> 03:54.609 You of all people know who Jesus is. 03:54.692 --> 03:56.861 Lamb of God, king of kings. 03:57.487 --> 03:58.488 Me. 03:59.572 --> 04:02.867 I mean, yes, of course, I know who Jesus is. 04:02.951 --> 04:07.121 I have pictures of him all over my house and an air freshener in my Buick. 04:07.205 --> 04:09.290 But forgive me… 04:09.874 --> 04:12.210 You don't… you don't look like Jesus. 04:13.503 --> 04:15.338 You are forgiven. 04:15.421 --> 04:21.386 Now, my child, I reveal unto you the wonders of my Father's kingdom. 04:21.469 --> 04:24.722 -Beginning with-- -I mean, you look nothing like him. 04:24.806 --> 04:26.015 Jesus Christ. 04:26.099 --> 04:27.976 Nothing like him. 04:28.059 --> 04:29.769 Yeah, heard you. 04:30.395 --> 04:31.646 I'm gonna dip out. 04:31.729 --> 04:35.900 Yes, my child, I am well aware that the way I appear to you now 04:35.984 --> 04:40.029 is different than how I am portrayed by earthly hands. 04:40.113 --> 04:43.950 Artists have been very generous, so if it is beauty you seek, 04:44.033 --> 04:48.705 you are welcome to gaze upon the River of Everlasting Peace. 04:49.414 --> 04:51.874 Its waters will cleanse you of all your fears-- 04:51.958 --> 04:53.126 You have a gut, though. 04:53.209 --> 04:55.294 -Excuse me? -And you're balding. 04:55.378 --> 04:58.798 Yeah, okay. Yes, a little. 04:58.881 --> 04:59.966 I'm not "bald" bald. 05:00.049 --> 05:01.467 Oh, you kind of are. 05:01.551 --> 05:03.886 What? No. All right. 05:03.970 --> 05:07.265 Uh, my… child, 05:07.348 --> 05:09.392 if it is flowing locks you desire, 05:09.475 --> 05:13.563 please spend eternity amongst the forests of weeping willows-- 05:13.646 --> 05:14.897 I can't do this. 05:14.981 --> 05:17.442 Do what, huh? Heaven? 05:17.525 --> 05:21.237 Can't you just snap your fingers and be, like, super hot? 05:21.320 --> 05:22.947 No, it doesn't work that way. 05:23.031 --> 05:24.824 Well, can you ask your dad? 05:24.907 --> 05:27.368 No, I can't ask my dad. Why don't you ask him? 05:27.952 --> 05:28.870 What are you eating? 05:28.953 --> 05:31.789 -I don't know, like, bread and wine. -For every meal? 05:31.873 --> 05:33.958 I have a lot of prosciutto too. 05:34.042 --> 05:36.502 It's a really good combo, actually. 05:36.586 --> 05:39.047 -This is heartbreaking. -You wanna see heartbreaking? 05:39.130 --> 05:42.925 There's a couple heads in a trash can in New Orleans right now, all right? 05:43.009 --> 05:43.926 Jesus Christ. 05:44.010 --> 05:46.888 -Yes? -Um, I didn't mean it like that. 05:46.971 --> 05:48.931 -How did you mean it? -I just… 05:49.015 --> 05:52.894 In every picture I've seen of Jesus since I was a child, 05:52.977 --> 05:55.229 he has long flowing hair, 05:55.313 --> 05:56.814 a chiseled jaw, 05:56.898 --> 05:59.150 perfect olive skin, the bulge. 05:59.233 --> 06:03.613 -I don't know what you were expecting-- -I was expecting hot, sexy Jesus. 06:03.696 --> 06:07.325 You know, you can't post thousands of smoldering selfies 06:07.408 --> 06:10.620 and then show up to a date looking like… 06:11.913 --> 06:16.125 I've been catfished. I've been catfished by Jesus. 06:16.209 --> 06:18.211 Okay, we're not dating, so… 06:18.294 --> 06:19.587 Yeah, we kinda were. 06:19.670 --> 06:22.006 I committed my life to you. 06:22.090 --> 06:23.716 I took a vow, bro. 06:23.800 --> 06:25.843 This is so fucked. 06:25.927 --> 06:28.805 Do you know how many Puerto Rican guys I could've slept with? 06:28.888 --> 06:29.972 Seventeen. 06:30.640 --> 06:32.683 Really? 06:32.767 --> 06:34.268 This sucks. 06:34.352 --> 06:37.063 Also, I think your toe's infected. 06:37.730 --> 06:39.732 -Yeah. -You're hideous. 06:39.816 --> 06:41.192 I thought it would go away. 06:42.318 --> 06:44.946 Um, I can't do this anymore. 06:45.029 --> 06:46.239 You know I have feelings. 06:46.322 --> 06:47.782 I-I-- I'm here. 06:48.699 --> 06:51.536 -What? Where are you going? -I don't know, I don't care. 06:51.619 --> 06:54.122 Oh, you don't? Okay. 06:57.959 --> 06:58.918 Jerk. 07:12.890 --> 07:14.684 Greetings, Natalie. 07:14.767 --> 07:18.229 Prepare to spend eternity as our little sex offering. 07:25.570 --> 07:26.404 Great. 07:26.487 --> 07:27.655 Where do I sign? 07:27.738 --> 07:29.323 Excuse me? 07:29.407 --> 07:32.243 It sounds good to me, and I'm-- Let's-- let's go. 07:33.286 --> 07:34.745 You know you in hell, right? 07:34.829 --> 07:35.830 Yes. 07:35.913 --> 07:38.374 Are any of you guys Puerto Rican? 07:38.457 --> 07:40.376 I feel uncomfortable. 07:53.389 --> 07:55.892 Oh my God. 07:56.476 --> 07:59.729 I'm gonna change the air filters, honey. 07:59.812 --> 08:01.147 Shh! 08:01.230 --> 08:02.440 What's going on? 08:03.107 --> 08:05.276 He's watching pornos. 08:05.359 --> 08:08.988 Oh wow. Yeah, he is. 08:11.282 --> 08:12.950 This is bad, Harold. 08:13.451 --> 08:16.329 Baby, we're mammals. This is just how we operate. 08:16.412 --> 08:18.498 Plus, he probably doesn't even know what he's watching. 08:18.581 --> 08:20.666 We need to talk to him about this. 08:20.750 --> 08:22.752 Yeah, and we will. 08:22.835 --> 08:25.630 I think we should probably let him finish first. 08:25.713 --> 08:27.423 Are you kidding me right now? 08:27.507 --> 08:30.927 Baby, once it gets going, if you just cut it off, it aches. 08:31.010 --> 08:32.929 And it hurts. 08:33.930 --> 08:36.599 Honey, we need to talk. 08:37.475 --> 08:39.268 Oh God. 08:43.648 --> 08:45.358 Can I have a cream soda? 08:46.526 --> 08:50.071 Uh, no. We need to talk first, buddy. 08:50.154 --> 08:51.697 Your mother's worried. 08:53.324 --> 08:56.118 We're worried about what you're doing in here. 08:56.202 --> 08:57.620 You mean jacking off? 09:00.039 --> 09:01.624 Yeah. 09:03.834 --> 09:05.169 Waxing your carrot. 09:05.836 --> 09:09.465 Stroking it, cranking it, rubbing it, tugging it. 09:10.424 --> 09:14.136 -Masturbating. -Yeah, I-I know about that stuff. 09:14.220 --> 09:17.431 Honey, we're worried you don't understand what you're watching. 09:17.515 --> 09:20.434 -That's right. -I wasn't watching anything, Mom. 09:20.518 --> 09:22.436 Buddy, it's fine. We're both men. 09:22.520 --> 09:24.939 We understand that we have that hum until you release. 09:25.022 --> 09:27.149 -You don't have to be embarrassed. -That's enough. 09:27.233 --> 09:31.404 -Sorry. -I wasn't watching any porn. 09:32.196 --> 09:33.114 Okay. 09:33.698 --> 09:35.032 I was making it. 09:36.993 --> 09:41.747 -What? -I was masturbating on camera. 09:42.957 --> 09:44.125 Holy shit. 09:44.208 --> 09:45.710 On camera? 09:45.793 --> 09:47.295 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna be sick. 09:47.378 --> 09:49.463 The camera I got you from Best Buy? 09:49.547 --> 09:51.632 What if Our Special Journey finds out? 09:51.716 --> 09:54.427 -Oh my God. -We'll have to deactivate the Instagram. 09:54.510 --> 09:57.805 Toby, you're gonna knock this off right now. 09:57.888 --> 10:01.809 -But they love it. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell is "they"? 10:03.311 --> 10:04.520 My fans. 10:04.603 --> 10:07.940 -They are exploiting you. -Oh, son… 10:08.024 --> 10:10.818 -I don't really think so. -Toby. 10:10.901 --> 10:11.777 Oh my God. 10:11.861 --> 10:13.487 -You're a good kid, okay? -Yeah. 10:13.571 --> 10:16.699 Yeah, good kids don't jack off on camera. And I'll tell you one thing. 10:16.782 --> 10:19.827 We are cutting down cream soda until you straighten this shit out. 10:19.910 --> 10:23.247 I'm not an idiot, Dad. 10:25.249 --> 10:27.627 Check this shit out. 10:27.710 --> 10:32.089 Subscribers can watch two times a day, three times on Saturdays. 10:32.173 --> 10:35.468 -When you're playing golf, Dad. -Subscribers? 10:36.052 --> 10:37.428 What is he talking about, Harold? 10:41.182 --> 10:43.351 Do you want to see the office? 10:43.934 --> 10:44.935 The what? 10:48.981 --> 10:50.232 "Tobystrong"? 10:50.316 --> 10:51.859 You rented an office. 10:52.401 --> 10:55.821 -No, it made more sense to buy. -Sorry, excuse me. Sorry, sir. 10:55.905 --> 10:59.075 Sir, you have a Zoom with the Taiwanese investors in five. 10:59.158 --> 11:01.327 I'll take it in my office, dear. Cream soda, please. 11:01.410 --> 11:03.287 Double bubble. 11:03.371 --> 11:06.832 That was my assistant, Ruby. She's a good kid. 11:09.293 --> 11:11.337 I don't understand what's happening. 11:11.420 --> 11:13.255 New stickers came in. 11:13.339 --> 11:14.924 -Sick, bro! -'Sup, dude! 11:15.007 --> 11:15.883 Yeah, boss. 11:15.966 --> 11:17.968 You're looking good, bro. 11:19.720 --> 11:22.139 -Hey, little buddy. -What's up, my man? 11:23.057 --> 11:24.350 He's got merch. 11:25.101 --> 11:28.145 Honey, how many subscribers did you say you had? 11:28.229 --> 11:30.189 Two thousand, five hundred. 11:30.773 --> 11:32.024 And how much do they pay? 11:32.108 --> 11:34.318 Thirty dollars a month. 11:35.694 --> 11:38.155 You're making almost a million dollars a year? 11:38.239 --> 11:40.741 Well, that's just with the subscribers. 11:40.825 --> 11:44.620 There are the brand deals and the Liquid Death collab. 11:45.204 --> 11:48.082 Honey, there's a lot of things we could use that money for. 11:48.165 --> 11:48.999 Yes. 11:49.083 --> 11:52.378 Like that time you bought a hot tub after using me for that GoFundMe? 11:52.461 --> 11:54.755 -Hey, you can use that hot tub, buddy. -Yeah. 11:54.839 --> 11:58.008 You had me make so many videos for Instagram. 11:58.092 --> 11:59.218 You're very bad parents. 11:59.301 --> 12:02.513 Toby, we only shared your story to inspire others. 12:02.596 --> 12:03.973 -Yes, exactly. -Yeah. 12:04.056 --> 12:06.475 Really, Mom? That's why you made me say, 12:06.559 --> 12:10.730 "Aerosmith, all I want for Christmas is to get backstage with you"? 12:10.813 --> 12:14.024 -I don't even know who Aerosmith is. -You're terrible people. 12:14.108 --> 12:17.903 -Your mother's obsessed with Steven Tyler. -I like how old he looks. 12:17.987 --> 12:19.071 That's weird, Mom. 12:19.155 --> 12:20.156 Just old? 12:20.239 --> 12:23.033 Yeah, he's old, and he's-- he's hot about it. I don't know. 12:23.117 --> 12:27.496 Dad, you made me send John Cena over a hundred messages on TikTok. 12:27.580 --> 12:28.747 John Cena again? 12:28.831 --> 12:30.082 Well, I… 12:30.166 --> 12:33.043 That's… that's for you, pal. I know you're a big fan. 12:33.127 --> 12:34.211 John Cena sucks. 12:34.962 --> 12:36.297 -Really? -Hell yeah. 12:36.380 --> 12:38.340 -14-time champ? -I don't like John Cena. 12:38.424 --> 12:39.842 -National hero? -Yeah. 12:39.925 --> 12:42.678 -Say that shit with your chest, man. -Bring it on. 12:42.762 --> 12:44.472 -I bet he'd kick your-- -Let it go. 12:44.555 --> 12:46.182 Cool it. Let's cool it down, bro. 12:46.265 --> 12:50.644 You both used me as a prop to get what you wanted. 12:51.812 --> 12:53.814 You like free crap. 12:54.648 --> 12:56.734 Caregiving is exhausting. 12:59.278 --> 13:00.988 You really wanna talk shit about John Cena? 13:01.572 --> 13:03.199 You don't scare me. 13:03.282 --> 13:05.826 Honey, just calm down. Take a deep breath, okay? 13:05.910 --> 13:06.994 I am calm. 13:07.578 --> 13:10.456 You never saved or took any responsibility. 13:10.539 --> 13:12.791 You leaned on me like a crutch. 13:13.292 --> 13:15.419 And I'm just going to say it. 13:15.503 --> 13:18.881 You both have been acting a bit… 13:20.216 --> 13:21.550 Retarded. 13:24.011 --> 13:25.513 -What--? -Whoa. 13:26.305 --> 13:29.975 I was going to say financially irresponsible. 13:30.059 --> 13:31.685 Mom and Dad… 13:31.769 --> 13:34.313 Whoa. What the hell's going on here? 13:34.396 --> 13:35.272 Yeah, what? 13:35.356 --> 13:37.650 …it is time for a change. 13:38.692 --> 13:40.361 -A change? -Yeah. 13:40.444 --> 13:43.614 -I have frozen the GoFundMe, Instagram… -What? 13:43.697 --> 13:45.157 All the accounts. 13:45.241 --> 13:48.118 -We can't be on our own. -Yeah. We can't afford rent. 13:48.202 --> 13:50.996 I was tired of being inspiration porn. 13:51.080 --> 13:54.500 So I turned to real porn. 13:55.584 --> 14:00.965 And as it turns out, I'm pretty good at it. 14:02.174 --> 14:04.802 Sir, the investors are on the Zoom. 14:04.885 --> 14:06.387 -Wha-- Honey! -Buddy. 14:06.470 --> 14:09.431 -You should be ashamed of yourself. -Toby… Toby, honey, come on. 14:09.515 --> 14:11.976 -We can work here. -Yeah, we can jack off. 14:12.059 --> 14:15.104 Yeah, let's collab. Let's collab on something. 14:15.187 --> 14:17.189 A father-son video, wouldn't that be neat? 14:17.273 --> 14:20.776 Hello! Who's ready? 14:20.860 --> 14:22.862 All set to go! 14:24.530 --> 14:26.365 Let's get to work, gentlemen. 14:33.163 --> 14:35.624 -That can't be our Uber. -I don't know. 14:35.708 --> 14:38.502 I mean, it said it was pulling up, the dude drove around the block twice, 14:38.586 --> 14:41.130 and now this car is here. 14:44.800 --> 14:45.634 For Jefri? 14:46.385 --> 14:47.887 Um, Jeffrey? 14:48.804 --> 14:50.931 Oh no, sorry. Mine say Jefri. Sorry. 14:51.015 --> 14:53.183 No, no, excuse me. Yes, that's him. 14:53.267 --> 14:55.603 There's no one else here, and we're running late. Let's go. 14:55.686 --> 14:59.356 -Okay. -Dale. Okay. Come, please. Come inside. 15:00.149 --> 15:02.234 -You like mints? -Did he say "mints"? 15:02.318 --> 15:04.236 Just get in the van, Jeffrey. 15:04.945 --> 15:05.988 All right. 15:06.071 --> 15:10.284 -Um, let's go, please. Ándale? -You don't need to say ándale. 15:10.367 --> 15:13.203 Well, the reception starts in 15 minutes, so, I mean… 15:13.287 --> 15:14.371 Drive, please. 15:14.455 --> 15:19.835 Sí. Okay, señora. I promise. I get you where you need to go very fast. 15:21.337 --> 15:23.756 I bet he will! 15:25.090 --> 15:26.759 My love. Calm down. 15:26.842 --> 15:29.136 Calm down? Me? Are you talking to me?! 15:29.219 --> 15:31.472 -Did you order an Uber pool? -No. 15:33.474 --> 15:35.768 No, I didn't order an Uber pool. This is an Uber X. 15:35.851 --> 15:38.979 -Love. -I'm fed up with your bullshit. 15:39.063 --> 15:42.191 Okay, go with those assholes, because you don't love me. 15:42.274 --> 15:44.777 -Assholes? -These are my clients, not assholes. 15:44.860 --> 15:46.362 This is my business. 15:46.445 --> 15:47.321 It was us. 15:47.404 --> 15:51.784 You know, you left this morning without coffee, nothing to eat, 15:51.867 --> 15:53.661 no sex, not even a kiss. 15:53.744 --> 15:55.412 Oh, no. No. 15:55.496 --> 15:57.122 I didn't give you anything? 15:57.206 --> 15:59.917 I see. He is dating her. 16:00.000 --> 16:01.877 -Yeah. No shit. -Baby wants a titty. 16:01.961 --> 16:04.588 -Do you want a titty? -I deserve an apology. 16:04.672 --> 16:06.882 -An apology? -Hi, sorry. 16:06.966 --> 16:08.592 We just really, really need to go. 16:08.676 --> 16:11.637 It's my sister's rehearsal dinner, and we're already late. 16:11.720 --> 16:13.889 Comprende? Uh, emergencia. 16:13.973 --> 16:16.016 Babe, I think he speaks English pretty well. 16:16.100 --> 16:18.686 -It's a lot. -Well, it's not getting through to him. 16:18.769 --> 16:22.189 -Okay, fine. We can go. -Gracias. 16:22.272 --> 16:23.607 We are not going anywhere. 16:23.691 --> 16:24.858 We cannot go. 16:24.942 --> 16:26.735 Fuck! Order another Uber. 16:26.819 --> 16:28.362 Yeah, that's probably for the best. 16:28.445 --> 16:30.364 We will begin the drive in a moment. 16:30.447 --> 16:34.034 Please, enjoy the water, mints, and the phone charger. 16:34.118 --> 16:34.952 Cool, mints. 16:35.035 --> 16:37.830 -Jeffrey, I don't give a shit about mints. -It's a bunch. 16:37.913 --> 16:40.165 Nobody gives one shit about those mints. 16:40.249 --> 16:43.377 -Everybody likes the mints. -No, you needs the mints! 16:43.460 --> 16:45.462 -Read the reviews! -They're from Costco. 16:45.546 --> 16:47.506 -Sí, son de Costco. -Nobody wants-- Fuck you. 16:47.589 --> 16:50.634 -From Costco, Miami. -Fuck your mints! 16:50.718 --> 16:52.928 I said order another car. 16:53.012 --> 16:55.514 -Hello. -I did, but it's 40 minutes away. 16:55.597 --> 16:57.182 -God. -I have to work. 16:57.266 --> 16:58.642 What happened to night school? 16:58.726 --> 17:00.811 -I will be a pilot. -You're not cool! 17:00.894 --> 17:01.937 I think it's fine. 17:02.021 --> 17:04.606 I actually think that they're working it out right now. 17:04.690 --> 17:06.608 No, you're fucking crazy. 17:06.692 --> 17:10.195 All the days, every day, you wake up in a crazy mood! 17:10.279 --> 17:12.823 -Damn it! Bastard! -One moment. 17:12.906 --> 17:15.159 No, you do the same shit every day! 17:15.242 --> 17:17.244 You wake up a crazier woman! 17:17.327 --> 17:19.371 -I'm not crazy! -You treat the dog better. 17:19.455 --> 17:20.956 You drive Uber! 17:21.040 --> 17:22.332 -Ooh, my minivan! -Yep. 17:22.416 --> 17:24.543 -How pretty, my minivan! -Uber pays. 17:24.626 --> 17:26.170 The minivan is shit! 17:30.632 --> 17:33.218 You know God is watching you right now, no? 17:33.302 --> 17:34.720 Look up. 17:34.803 --> 17:37.973 There he is. 17:39.391 --> 17:43.103 And he is saying, "What can we do to give a heart to Catalina?" 17:43.187 --> 17:45.105 "To make her a good person?" 17:45.647 --> 17:47.900 To touch the huevos of her man? 17:48.484 --> 17:50.360 She doesn't touch her man's pee-pee. 17:50.444 --> 17:53.238 Sir, if we could perhaps get moving, that would-- 17:53.322 --> 17:54.490 Shh. 17:55.282 --> 17:56.450 Sorry. 17:56.533 --> 17:57.618 -What is that? -Nothing. 17:57.701 --> 17:59.661 -Not nothing. Is something. -No, nothing. 17:59.745 --> 18:02.122 -No, I see something. Yes. -No, it's nothing. 18:02.206 --> 18:05.709 -Yes, that is something. -No, eat shit! 18:05.793 --> 18:07.669 You're not gonna leave me alone! 18:07.753 --> 18:10.547 Ay, eat shit! A little tickle for you too! 18:11.131 --> 18:13.091 -What are they doing? -Stop it! 18:13.759 --> 18:15.719 I think they're tickling each other? 18:18.097 --> 18:20.349 Oh my God. 18:21.642 --> 18:23.018 Your mother's cunt. 18:23.602 --> 18:25.104 You liked that? 18:26.480 --> 18:27.898 You're in deep shit. 18:33.695 --> 18:35.405 That's enough! That's enough! 18:37.491 --> 18:39.368 No, no, no! 18:39.993 --> 18:41.620 -Fuck! -Oh my fucking God! 18:41.703 --> 18:44.957 You fucking bitch! Like that? 18:45.040 --> 18:47.876 -We're walking. Get out of the car. -It's like 12 miles away. 18:47.960 --> 18:50.129 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 18:50.212 --> 18:52.005 Give me those! 18:52.089 --> 18:54.591 -Let it go! -Balls are mine! 18:54.633 --> 18:56.760 -We're child locked. -Could you unlock us? 18:56.844 --> 18:58.762 Jesus. 18:59.805 --> 19:02.182 Oh, yes? You want more? 19:02.266 --> 19:03.100 Come here! 19:03.183 --> 19:04.601 Eat! 19:07.104 --> 19:10.816 I am your queen! 19:16.071 --> 19:17.281 Daughter of a bitch! 19:17.364 --> 19:19.783 You want this papaya? 19:19.867 --> 19:22.744 Kiss me. 19:37.676 --> 19:40.345 Oh my God. Stop crying, you coward. 19:40.429 --> 19:42.931 I'm not crying 'cause I'm a coward. 19:44.683 --> 19:46.810 I'm crying 'cause it's beautiful. 19:47.477 --> 19:48.437 What? 19:48.520 --> 19:52.649 What you guys have… it's great. 19:53.734 --> 19:55.444 You listen to each other. 19:55.527 --> 19:57.237 You're vulnerable. 19:57.863 --> 19:58.947 I want that. 19:59.031 --> 20:00.782 Yeah, you deserve that. 20:00.866 --> 20:01.742 Yeah. 20:01.825 --> 20:03.410 You know what you need? 20:04.203 --> 20:05.537 A Latina. 20:05.621 --> 20:06.496 Excuse me? 20:06.580 --> 20:08.415 We are definitely better than that. 20:08.498 --> 20:11.168 She's never tickled me, never. 20:11.793 --> 20:14.379 -And she makes me dress like this. -You look nice. 20:14.463 --> 20:15.547 I look fucking stupid. 20:15.631 --> 20:17.049 Yeah, you look very stupid. 20:17.132 --> 20:18.050 I know! 20:18.133 --> 20:21.303 Anyway, I'm going to fuck her now. 20:21.386 --> 20:22.679 Of course, of course. 20:25.015 --> 20:26.350 Can I watch? 20:31.647 --> 20:33.982 Goddamn it.