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-Walking na ang first team.
-Copy.

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Uy, Tom.

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-Uy.
-Kumusta?

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-Ayos lang.
-Okay lang 'yong lugar?

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Oo. Medyo nakakalito, pero okay lang.

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Oo nga, nakakalito.

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-Fan na fan mo ako.
-Salamat, pare.

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Nagsa-stand-up ka pa?

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-Oo.
-Talaga?

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-Tom!
-Oo.

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-Uy. Hi.
-Ayan na siya.

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-Halika nga dito. Good to see you.
-Ayos.

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Ayos ka lang? Ready ka na?

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-Tingin ko. Oo.
-Sige.

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Sorry talaga sa last-minute changes
sa schedule.

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Alam kong mahirap mag-start sa sex scene.

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Medyo weird talaga,
pero nagawa mo na 'yon dati.

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Hindi pa. First time ko 'to.

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-Seryoso?
-Oo.

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-Tom.
-Ito si Celeste.

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-Ay, wow. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you din.

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Unang sex scene 'to ni Tom.

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-Andito na si Barbara.
-Ayos.

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Di mo kailangang gumawa ng bagay
na hindi ka komportableng gawin.

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Ayos lang ako sa kahit ano.
Ang importante, komportable ka.

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Excuse me.

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May sasabihin lang po ako
bago tayo mag-umpisang mag-rehearse.

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Ito nga pala ang intimacy coordinator
natin, si Barbara.

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Handa na ba kayong
bigyan ng buhay ang palabas na 'to?

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Oo!

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Tom, ito si Barbara.

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Sisiguraduhin niyang
safe at komportable tayong lahat.

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-Ready for first scene.
-Rehearsal na.

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Okay, rehearsal na.

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Gusto ko lang sabihing
masaya akong andito ka.

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Ngayon lang ako gagawa ng ganitong scene
kaya salamat.

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Sa'n ka nag-train?

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Hindi ako professional.
Hindi ako nag-aral o ano,

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pero nagsa-stand-up comedy ako at saka—

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Madaming manyak sa industry n'yo.

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-May ilang masasama nga.
-Oo.

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Di kita kilala.

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Wala akong tiwala sa 'yo,
at malakas ang kutob ko.

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Feeling ko, pinag-iinitan mo 'ko
na parang may ginawa akong mali.

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Basta, bawal ang kalokohan sa set ko.

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Babantayan kita, okay?

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Okay.

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Guys!

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Iku-cue n'yo 'ko? Okay.

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-Sige na.
-Maghanda na.

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Rehearsal na.

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Umalis na 'yong iba d'yan.

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Ready, and action.

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Punyeta.

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Ang tanga-tanga ko.

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Ba't pa tayo pumunta sa Amalfi Coast?

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Wala namang kayamanan dito.

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Vera, nasa harapan ko na
ang kayamanang kailangan ko.

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Tapos magki-kiss tayo?

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Stop!

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Stop!

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Michael?

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-Sorry, may—
-Symphony 'to.

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May mga harmony, rhythm,
forte, pianissimo,

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tapos ako 'yong konduktor.

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Tinanong ko lang kung iki-kiss ko siya.
Wala akong ginawa.

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Alam n'yo? Ba't di natin…

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Unahin muna natin 'yong next part.
Sa kama. Pwede na 'yong bed scene?

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-Bed scene's up.
-Sige.

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Uy, pwede ba tayong kumuha
ng ibang intimacy coordinator?

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Ibang…?

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Tom, siya ang pinakamagaling
sa buong mundo.

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Pinakakomportable ang mga artista
sa kanya.

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Okay, sobrang romantic, ha?

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Sweet, sensual.

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Naghahalikan kayo.

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-Ngayon na?
-Action.

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-Ako'ng bahala.
-Salamat.

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-Ano ba?
-Halikan mo siya.

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Sure ka? Parang nakakalito kasi
'yong mga pinaparating mo.

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Halikan mo na.

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-Sa… lips to lips.
-Di ko in-expect. Okay.

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Sige.

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-Mike?
-O?

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Sabi sa script,
lalamukusin ko 'yong suso niya?

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Oo.

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Ayokong gawin 'yon.

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Tom, okay lang.

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Hawakan mo 'yong dede. Dakmain mo na.

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Hawakan mo na. Okay lang.

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Dali na, Tom. Hawakan mo na.

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-Diyos ko, sige na, Tom.
-Kaya mo 'yan.

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Balikat ko 'yan.

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Oo nga, Tommy, ano ba?

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E, kasi, dede.
Sino'ng mahilig do'n ngayon?

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-Kailangan mo ng tulong?
-Please.

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Paglalaruan ko na 'yong dede niya.
Susupsupin ko. Hahampasin.

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Tabi d'yan. Tayo.

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-Tatagilid ba ako?
-Hindi, okay na 'to.

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-Okay.
-Hihiga ako. Tom, sakyan mo 'ko.

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Sasakyan kita nang ganyan?

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Pwede bang wag kang tigasan?
Maging professional tayo, ha?

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Ganito 'yong ginawa namin
sa Brokeback, Heated Rivalry.

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Kung nagkaro'n ka ng formal training,

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alam mo dapat 'to.

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-Ngayon, aabutin kita.
-Sige.

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-Ilalapit 'yong labi mo sa labi ko.
-Sige.

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Habang nasa gitna siya? Okay.

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-Ayan, perfect.
-Barbara, ang galing niyan. Sige.

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Ano kaya kung nasa ibabaw si Vera?

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-Sige!
-Maganda 'yon. Sige.

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Okay.

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Okay. Tom, humiga ka na. Humiga ka dito.

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-So kung andito ako…
-Sige.

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-Di ako makakapagsalita.
-Ayos.

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Uupuan niya 'yong mukha ko? Hindi—

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Hawak ko 'yong kamay niya. Sige lang.

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Tom, bawal ang kalokohan.

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Kapag nakapatong na si Vera,
tapos igaganito ko 'yong buhok ko…

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-Celeste, ganyang-ganyan.
-Hindi.

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-Sige.
-Ikaw ang nagdadala ng eksena.

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Sa 'yo pumupunta lahat.

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-Diyos ko.
-Di na ako makahinga.

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Diyos ko—

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Grabe ka naman, Tom.

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Parang ganito 'yong nangyayari.

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Tingin ko lang, kaya ko pang…

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Parang kailangang…

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Kailangan na nating mag-shoot.
Buong araw na tayong nagre-rehearse.

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Pwede bang mag-earwig?

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Earwig? Sige.

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-Oo. Sige.
-Sige.

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-Pwede 'yon.
-Okay, sige na, picture's up.

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Magshu-shoot na tayo.

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Tom, deretso na tayo sa sex scene, okay?

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-Di pa natin nare-rehearse 'yon.
-Alam ko.

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Bibigyan ka namin ng earpiece,

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tapos sasabihin ni Barbara ang gagawin mo.

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Ginagawa niya 'to sa malalaking movie.

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Isipin mo, parang hazing mo na 'to.

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Okay.

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-Rolling na. Tahimik!
-Tahimik!

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-Bukas na 'yan, okay?
-Sige.

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-Ang weird ng earpiece.
-Huling tingin.

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Oo.

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-Ingat dito.
-Okay na ang costumes.

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Okay, tara na.

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Okay ka lang?

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Oo. Pawis na pawis ka.
Pawis na pawis siya.

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-Pwedeng punasan?
-Sorry.

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-Tom?
-Sorry.

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-Okay lang.
-Tandaan, in love kayo, tapos…?

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"I-promise mong totoo 'to."
Okay, kaya mo 'yan.

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Oo. "I-promise mong totoo 'to."

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'Tang ina. Wag nang kumuha ng komedyante.

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Okay, para sa 'yo 'to, Cosby.

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Makinig ka.

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Wag na wag mong subukang tigasan.
Wag kang titigasan.

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'Tang inang manyak.
Nakita ko 'yong titig mo sa kanya.

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-Kuha mo, pedo?
-Let's roll.

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Rolling!

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Amalfi Coast, scene 24, take one.

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Gustong-gusto mo nang ipasok, 'no?

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Hindi 'yan isa sa mga pokpok mo.

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Hindi siya biktimang gaya no'n.
Hindi rin ako biktima.

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Hindi mo kami biktima, Tom.

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-Ano'ng pinagsasasabi mo?
-Tom, umayos ka.

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-Tigilan mo 'yang sinasabi mo.
-Kilala kita.

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"Sensitive ako.
Single mom 'yong nanay ko."

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-"Alam ko ang buhay ng mga babae."
-Okay ka lang?

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-Oo.
-Tanda mo si Mama?

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Hindi. Kasi lagi siyang wala.

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Hindi umuuwi si Mama
dahil hindi ka mahal ni Mama.

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Oops.

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Kadiri ka.

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Nakakasuka ka.

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Patawa ka. Isa kang comedy.

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Maskara lang 'yan
para takpan 'yong halimaw.

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Action!

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Nabighani tayo
ng limang nominado ngayong gabi

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sa kanilang
kamangha-manghang pagtatanghal.

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The award for best action
in a major motion picture goes to…

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Tom Segura.

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I-promise mong totoo 'to.

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Totoo 'to.

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Natatakot ako.

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Natatakot ako.

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Takot na takot ako.

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Takot na takot ako.

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Sa kasamaang-palad,

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kinitil ni Tom ang sariling buhay
noong araw na natapos ang production.

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Pero siguradong gugustuhin niyang ibigay
ang award na ito sa intimacy coordinator—

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Ayos na.

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Ano ka ba?

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Bakit?

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'Tang ina!

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'Tang ina, pare! Ba't mo siya binaril?

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-Sumenyas ka, e.
-Hindi, a.

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-Ginanito mo 'yong ulo mo.
-Di gano'n 'yong signal.

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Akala ko, sumenyas ka.

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Tango 'yon, pare.

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Parang, "Uy, musta, pre?"

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Alam mo 'yon? "Musta?"

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Akala ko 'yon 'yong signal.

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Kung sesenyas ako, dapat malinaw.

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Pa'no?

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Kung pa'no 'yong signal, pare. 'Yong…

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Magkapareho naman 'yon.

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Hindi, a. Pucha.

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Parehong tango 'yon.

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Hindi, "musta" 'to nang di nagsasalita.

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Ito…

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Ito…

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Uy, tumingin ka sa 'kin.

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'Yon ang signal.

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Magkalapit nga sila.

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Ano'ng pinagsasasabi mo? Magkaiba 'yon!

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'Tang ina, pinatay mo 'yong pinsan ko.

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Bente-dos anyos lang 'yan, pare.

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Mukha ba 'yang matador mula sa Russia?

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-Ano ba'ng itsura ng matador?
-Mukhang matador.

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Eto ang hindi itsura ng matador.

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Itong pinsan kong si Juanito,
AKA Flaco, AKA Moco,

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AKA Chino ng Irvine.

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-Lahat 'yon, nickname niya?
-Oo.

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Tinatawag na din namin siyang Macho Boy.

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Nagwo-work out na kasi siya.
Sobrang pursigido.

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-Nakikita ko nga.
-'Tang ina, Tony, pumalpak ka dito.

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'Tang ina, pare!

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-Ba't di tayo gumawa ng mga signal?
-Ano?

00:11:18.427 --> 00:11:20.137 align:center
Oo, para di na 'to maulit.

00:11:20.221 --> 00:11:22.390 align:center
Tony, ano'ng pinagsasasabi mo?

00:11:22.473 --> 00:11:25.226 align:center
Kailangan natin ng malinaw na signal.

00:11:31.148 --> 00:11:35.778 align:center
-Ano? Parang makati ang lalamunan mo.
-Pero kung may ibig sabihin 'yon…

00:11:35.861 --> 00:11:38.030 align:center
Pa'no kung kumati nga ang lalamunan mo?

00:11:38.114 --> 00:11:39.281 align:center
Okay, pa'no kung…

00:11:43.244 --> 00:11:44.328 align:center
Magandang signal 'to.

00:11:44.412 --> 00:11:45.746 align:center
Ano, ituturo ko?

00:11:45.830 --> 00:11:47.123 align:center
Malinaw.

00:11:47.206 --> 00:11:48.332 align:center
Barilin mo siya.

00:11:48.416 --> 00:11:49.417 align:center
Uy.

00:11:50.418 --> 00:11:51.669 align:center
May iba kang naisip?

00:11:51.752 --> 00:11:53.838 align:center
Oo, ba't di ko na lang 'to gawin? Uy…

00:11:57.425 --> 00:12:00.719 align:center
-Pwede.
-O? Hindi signal 'yon!

00:12:00.803 --> 00:12:02.471 align:center
Tony, wala nang pagtatago 'yon.

00:12:02.555 --> 00:12:05.266 align:center
Ano 'to, The Price is Right?
Hindi ako si Vanna White.

00:12:05.349 --> 00:12:06.392 align:center
Wheel of Fortune.

00:12:06.976 --> 00:12:09.019 align:center
-Ha?
-Sa Wheel of Fortune si Vanna.

00:12:10.062 --> 00:12:11.689 align:center
Sinasabi ko lang.

00:12:11.772 --> 00:12:12.732 align:center
Pare, sorry na.

00:12:13.774 --> 00:12:16.652 align:center
Pinatay ko 'yong pinsan mo.

00:12:16.736 --> 00:12:18.571 align:center
Hiyang-hiya ako ngayon.

00:12:18.654 --> 00:12:21.073 align:center
'Tang ina. Ang laking kapalpakan nito.

00:12:21.157 --> 00:12:22.283 align:center
Palpak talaga.

00:12:22.366 --> 00:12:24.160 align:center
Kapamilya ko 'yan.

00:12:24.243 --> 00:12:26.662 align:center
'Tang ina.
Pa'no ko sasabihin sa nanay niya?

00:12:26.746 --> 00:12:29.331 align:center
"Uy, Tita, sinundo ko si Flaco sa airport.

00:12:29.415 --> 00:12:30.458 align:center
"Dumaan kami sa bayan,

00:12:30.541 --> 00:12:33.961 align:center
"tapos binaril siya ng kasama ko sa ulo
no'ng sinabi kong 'Musta?'"

00:12:35.212 --> 00:12:39.467 align:center
Hindi "musta" ang sinabi mo.
Okay? Sumenyas ka.

00:12:43.095 --> 00:12:44.972 align:center
May sasabihin ako sa 'yo.

00:12:45.055 --> 00:12:47.433 align:center
Pinaparamdam mo talaga sa 'kin
na nagkamali ako.

00:12:50.561 --> 00:12:52.730 align:center
'Tang ina! Ang saya-saya.

00:12:52.813 --> 00:12:55.024 align:center
Tumatawag na siya. Ano'ng sasabihin ko?

00:12:55.107 --> 00:12:57.485 align:center
Salamat, gago.

00:12:58.569 --> 00:13:01.197 align:center
-Sabihin mo, sorry.
-Hi, Tita.

00:13:01.781 --> 00:13:03.449 align:center
Hindi, nag-e-enjoy nga si Moco.

00:13:03.532 --> 00:13:05.701 align:center
I mean, nag-e-enjoy pa siya.

00:13:05.785 --> 00:13:09.622 align:center
Di lang siya sumasagot
kasi nagpapamasahe pa siya.

00:13:10.206 --> 00:13:11.999 align:center
Naghihintay ako dito sa lobby.

00:13:12.875 --> 00:13:14.585 align:center
Ang ganda ng lobby nila.

00:13:14.668 --> 00:13:18.380 align:center
Medyo malalim ang tulog niya.
Baka bukas pa siya makatawag sa 'yo.

00:13:20.007 --> 00:13:21.717 align:center
Sobrang enjoy, e.

00:13:22.218 --> 00:13:25.513 align:center
Hindi niya masasagot ngayon
kasi may nakapatong sa kanyang Asian.

00:13:26.096 --> 00:13:27.932 align:center
-Amoy eucalyptus.
-Privet.

00:13:28.682 --> 00:13:30.184 align:center
Alam mo 'yong eucalyptus…

00:13:30.267 --> 00:13:34.230 align:center
Sabi ng mga tao sa bayang 'to,
hinahanap mo ako.

00:13:34.313 --> 00:13:36.482 align:center
-Di ako sure…
-Sino ka?

00:13:37.066 --> 00:13:39.235 align:center
Mas gusto kong ako ang nagtatanong.

00:13:40.194 --> 00:13:41.070 align:center
Okay.

00:13:41.153 --> 00:13:42.863 align:center
Babayaran namin, tapos—

00:13:50.412 --> 00:13:51.455 align:center
Barilin mo na!

00:14:06.762 --> 00:14:08.222 align:center
Kilala mo 'yan?

00:14:08.305 --> 00:14:09.682 align:center
Pinsan ko 'yan.

00:14:10.349 --> 00:14:12.309 align:center
Akala ni tanga, ikaw.

00:14:14.812 --> 00:14:15.938 align:center
Meksikanskiy siya.

00:14:16.021 --> 00:14:17.940 align:center
-O?
-Handa ka na?

00:14:18.023 --> 00:14:20.067 align:center
Teka, tatanguan muna kita.

00:14:20.150 --> 00:14:23.028 align:center
Oo, 'yan 'yong "musta".
Kita mo? Na-gets mo.

00:14:24.697 --> 00:14:25.865 align:center
Okay, ready na?

00:14:26.949 --> 00:14:28.659 align:center
Malinaw 'yong pagkakaiba ng tango—

00:14:40.212 --> 00:14:42.006 align:center
Andito na siya.

00:14:42.089 --> 00:14:43.549 align:center
Phil, andito na siya.

00:14:43.632 --> 00:14:45.467 align:center
Okay.

00:14:48.220 --> 00:14:49.555 align:center
Ayan na siya.

00:14:49.638 --> 00:14:52.766 align:center
-Diyos ko, anak, welcome home.
-Hi.

00:14:52.850 --> 00:14:54.101 align:center
Hi, Ma.

00:14:54.184 --> 00:14:55.811 align:center
Hi, anak.

00:14:55.895 --> 00:14:58.439 align:center
-Hi, Pa.
-Anak ko. Kumusta ka na?

00:14:58.522 --> 00:14:59.982 align:center
Diyos ko, 'yong buhok ko.

00:15:00.983 --> 00:15:03.485 align:center
Muntik na 'kong malunod.
Ang lakas ng ulan.

00:15:03.569 --> 00:15:04.820 align:center
Ang ganda-ganda mo.

00:15:04.904 --> 00:15:07.990 align:center
Ma, nagpagupit ka pala.

00:15:08.073 --> 00:15:09.658 align:center
Ay, nagustuhan mo ba?

00:15:10.701 --> 00:15:13.287 align:center
Oo. Mukhang bagay naman sa 'yo.

00:15:13.954 --> 00:15:16.874 align:center
-Salamat.
-Miss na miss ka na namin.

00:15:16.957 --> 00:15:19.168 align:center
Grabe, eight months lang ako nawala.

00:15:19.251 --> 00:15:21.712 align:center
Sorry, pero sobrang attached n'yo.

00:15:21.795 --> 00:15:23.172 align:center
Nakakaloka.

00:15:24.757 --> 00:15:27.092 align:center
Anak, ano 'yan?

00:15:28.469 --> 00:15:31.764 align:center
Tattoo ng puso na may nakasulat na "home".

00:15:31.847 --> 00:15:35.017 align:center
Sorry, pero alam mo naman
ang tingin namin sa tattoo.

00:15:35.100 --> 00:15:36.602 align:center
Iisa lang ang katawan mo.

00:15:36.685 --> 00:15:39.563 align:center
Ay, wow, so pati katawan ko,
papakialaman n'yo na?

00:15:40.189 --> 00:15:43.025 align:center
Kayo na rin kaya ang pumili
ng brand ng tampon na gagamitin ko?

00:15:43.108 --> 00:15:44.151 align:center
Kadiri.

00:15:44.234 --> 00:15:45.903 align:center
Patriarchy much?

00:15:47.112 --> 00:15:50.491 align:center
Pina-tattoo ko lang 'to
para maalala kung sa'n ako galing.

00:15:51.075 --> 00:15:52.451 align:center
Love you guys.

00:15:52.534 --> 00:15:56.455 align:center
-Ang sweet naman.
-Oo nga.

00:15:56.538 --> 00:15:58.707 align:center
Oo, di nga. Sobrang thoughtful ko kaya.

00:15:58.791 --> 00:16:02.211 align:center
So, kumusta 'yong study abroad program?

00:16:02.294 --> 00:16:04.463 align:center
-Marunong ka nang mag-French?
-Ay, oo nga!

00:16:04.546 --> 00:16:05.714 align:center
Oui.

00:16:06.423 --> 00:16:08.509 align:center
Masaya. Sobrang astig.

00:16:08.592 --> 00:16:11.220 align:center
Pag-iisipan ko pa
kung pa'no 'yong major ko.

00:16:11.303 --> 00:16:12.513 align:center
Baka palitan ko.

00:16:12.596 --> 00:16:15.724 align:center
Pwedeng art, o kaya math, o kaya trumpeta.

00:16:15.808 --> 00:16:19.019 align:center
Ewan ko, ang bilis kasi
ng pag-e-evolve ko, nakakaloka.

00:16:19.103 --> 00:16:23.482 align:center
-Proud kami sa 'yo.
-I know. Anyway, may pasalubong ako.

00:16:24.149 --> 00:16:24.983 align:center
Maliit na bagay,

00:16:25.067 --> 00:16:28.404 align:center
pero naisip ko lang bumili
kasi kayo naman nagbayad ng trip ko.

00:16:28.487 --> 00:16:30.572 align:center
Fuck. Asan na 'yong mga putang inang 'yon?

00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:35.411 align:center
Caitlin?

00:16:35.995 --> 00:16:37.454 align:center
Oh my God, ano na naman?

00:16:37.538 --> 00:16:39.164 align:center
Ano 'yan?

00:16:39.248 --> 00:16:42.793 align:center
Sobrang uncultured n'yo.
Eiffel Tower 'to from Paris.

00:16:44.461 --> 00:16:46.630 align:center
Hindi, 'yang nasa likod mo.

00:16:47.339 --> 00:16:50.592 align:center
'Yang nasa baba ng likod mo.
Si Hitler ba 'yan?

00:16:51.427 --> 00:16:54.012 align:center
Oo, obviously. Ano naman?

00:16:54.680 --> 00:16:55.806 align:center
Si Hitler 'yan.

00:16:55.889 --> 00:16:57.725 align:center
Diyos ko.

00:16:57.808 --> 00:16:59.893 align:center
Ano ba'ng nakikita n'yo?

00:17:01.353 --> 00:17:03.939 align:center
Grabe, ang tanga-tanga ng dalawang 'to.

00:17:04.022 --> 00:17:05.065 align:center
Oh my God.

00:17:05.149 --> 00:17:06.567 align:center
Nakangiti siya.

00:17:07.568 --> 00:17:11.071 align:center
Exactly. Salamat.
Nakakakita naman pala siya.

00:17:11.155 --> 00:17:12.823 align:center
Exactly ano?

00:17:13.866 --> 00:17:15.117 align:center
Masaya siya d'yan.

00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:16.493 align:center
Sa likod mo?

00:17:17.369 --> 00:17:19.413 align:center
Pinapakita lang na masaya siya.

00:17:19.496 --> 00:17:23.125 align:center
Anak, kung masaya si Hitler,

00:17:23.208 --> 00:17:27.421 align:center
ibig sabihin, may ginawa siyang masama.

00:17:31.508 --> 00:17:33.093 align:center
I-describe mo 'yong smile niya.

00:17:34.636 --> 00:17:35.888 align:center
Kadiri.

00:17:37.139 --> 00:17:39.600 align:center
Hindi, magpaka-objective ka.

00:17:40.768 --> 00:17:41.935 align:center
Pangit ba?

00:17:43.312 --> 00:17:45.814 align:center
Pangit ba 'yong smile niya, Pa?

00:17:46.940 --> 00:17:48.108 align:center
Maganda?

00:17:48.984 --> 00:17:51.361 align:center
-Sobrang ganda ng smile niya.
-Diyos ko.

00:17:51.445 --> 00:17:52.446 align:center
Aminin n'yo.

00:17:53.155 --> 00:17:56.784 align:center
Okay, sige na. Maganda ang smile
ni Hitler. 'Yon ang gusto mo?

00:17:56.867 --> 00:17:59.995 align:center
-Maganda ang smile ni Hitler?
-Mogging ang ginagawa niya.

00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:02.081 align:center
-Pero anak—
-Low-key Chad siya.

00:18:02.164 --> 00:18:05.542 align:center
Alam mo namang masama siyang tao, di ba?

00:18:05.626 --> 00:18:10.047 align:center
-'Yon nga 'yong point, Pa.
-Okay, mabuti. Mabuti naman.

00:18:10.756 --> 00:18:11.715 align:center
Teka, ano?

00:18:11.799 --> 00:18:14.343 align:center
Oh my God. Ang cringe n'yo naman.

00:18:14.426 --> 00:18:16.386 align:center
-Umayos ka, iha.
-Di ako cringe.

00:18:16.470 --> 00:18:18.680 align:center
Ang sinasabi ko lang, pina-tattoo ko 'to

00:18:18.764 --> 00:18:22.935 align:center
para maalala kong
mag-ingat sa real world, okay?

00:18:23.018 --> 00:18:26.146 align:center
Araw-araw ko 'tong nakikita,

00:18:26.230 --> 00:18:30.651 align:center
tapos naaalala ko na hindi porke't
maganda ang smile ng isang tao

00:18:31.276 --> 00:18:33.862 align:center
ay mabuti na siyang tao.

00:18:33.946 --> 00:18:36.031 align:center
Kasi 'yong Führer…

00:18:36.907 --> 00:18:38.283 align:center
sobrang kupal niya.

00:18:41.203 --> 00:18:43.497 align:center
Naku, nag-brownout pa.

00:18:43.580 --> 00:18:46.083 align:center
Aayusin ko na lang siguro. Obviously.

00:18:46.166 --> 00:18:49.920 align:center
Ako naman gumagawa ng lahat.
Wala talagang silbi ang dalawang 'to.

00:18:50.003 --> 00:18:53.215 align:center
Mamumuhay na lang sila sa dilim
kung wala ako. Diyos ko.

00:18:54.466 --> 00:18:55.634 align:center
Ano?

00:18:56.426 --> 00:18:58.762 align:center
Glow-in-the-dark 'yong ink.

00:18:58.846 --> 00:19:00.305 align:center
Sobrang high-tech nito.

00:19:00.389 --> 00:19:03.267 align:center
Wala pang ibang may ganito,
puwera kay Rachel Sennott.

00:19:03.350 --> 00:19:05.561 align:center
Bakit Twin Towers?

00:19:05.644 --> 00:19:07.604 align:center
Seryoso, Ma? 9/11?

00:19:07.688 --> 00:19:10.065 align:center
Narinig n'yo na 'yon? Ang dali-dali nito.

00:19:10.649 --> 00:19:16.029 align:center
Wag kalimutan ang ginawa ni Hitler,
kahit sobrang ganda ng smile niya.

00:19:17.614 --> 00:19:19.199 align:center
Don't judge a book by its cover.

00:19:19.283 --> 00:19:20.492 align:center
Kumindat ba si Hitler?

00:19:20.576 --> 00:19:22.327 align:center
Animated ink 'yan.

00:19:22.411 --> 00:19:25.706 align:center
Diyos ko, makinig nga kayo.
Gumagalaw din 'to, o.

00:19:25.789 --> 00:19:26.790 align:center
Diyos ko po.

00:19:26.874 --> 00:19:30.127 align:center
Anak, wag mo sabihing si R. Kelly 'yan.

00:19:30.210 --> 00:19:31.086 align:center
Okay, sige.

00:19:31.169 --> 00:19:35.591 align:center
-Ba't mo naman—
-Paalala din si R. Kelly.

00:19:35.674 --> 00:19:36.842 align:center
Na ano?

00:19:37.426 --> 00:19:38.927 align:center
Na uminom ng tubig.

00:19:40.929 --> 00:19:42.681 align:center
Para makaihi ako.

00:19:42.764 --> 00:19:43.974 align:center
Diyos ko po.

00:19:44.057 --> 00:19:47.311 align:center
Ba't kailangan mo ng tattoo ni R. Kelly
para makaihi ka?

00:19:47.394 --> 00:19:49.438 align:center
Kasi siya 'yong sumikat dahil sa ihi.

00:19:49.521 --> 00:19:51.481 align:center
Ba't dinidilaan niya 'yong lips niya?

00:19:51.565 --> 00:19:52.983 align:center
Kasi tuyo 'yong lips niya.

00:19:55.903 --> 00:19:58.989 align:center
Kaya pala ako ang unang
makaka-graduate ng college sa pamilya.

00:19:59.072 --> 00:20:01.783 align:center
Alam mo? Sumosobra ka na. Tama na.

00:20:01.867 --> 00:20:03.660 align:center
Ipatanggal mo 'yan.

00:20:03.744 --> 00:20:04.870 align:center
Wow.

00:20:05.370 --> 00:20:06.496 align:center
Wow.

00:20:06.580 --> 00:20:08.624 align:center
Sabi ko na, magiging closed-minded kayo.

00:20:08.707 --> 00:20:10.417 align:center
Sabi nga ni Andre, magagalit kayo.

00:20:10.500 --> 00:20:12.461 align:center
Sino si Andre?

00:20:12.544 --> 00:20:14.004 align:center
'Yong tattoo artist ko.

00:20:15.130 --> 00:20:16.381 align:center
Saka boyfriend ko.

00:20:16.465 --> 00:20:17.966 align:center
Boyfriend?

00:20:18.800 --> 00:20:21.803 align:center
Pero nag-out ka bilang lesbyana
no'ng Thanksgiving.

00:20:21.887 --> 00:20:23.180 align:center
Okay, nag-out ako as bi.

00:20:23.263 --> 00:20:26.225 align:center
Saka nagpapapansin lang ako no'n.
Obvious naman.

00:20:26.308 --> 00:20:29.102 align:center
Art major si Andre.

00:20:29.186 --> 00:20:32.064 align:center
Third year na siya.
Siya ang nag-imbento ng ink na 'to.

00:20:32.773 --> 00:20:35.234 align:center
Kakapasok niya lang din
sa Forbes' 30 Over 40 List.

00:20:35.317 --> 00:20:36.735 align:center
Mahigit 40 na siya?

00:20:36.818 --> 00:20:39.238 align:center
Pa, hindi 'yon ang point.

00:20:39.321 --> 00:20:40.906 align:center
Ano ang point?

00:20:40.989 --> 00:20:43.450 align:center
Mayaman ang papakasalan ko.

00:20:45.327 --> 00:20:47.871 align:center
Nakakatakot mag-college.

00:20:48.413 --> 00:20:50.165 align:center
May plano na silang lahat.

00:20:50.249 --> 00:20:52.084 align:center
Ako, wala pa.

00:20:52.668 --> 00:20:56.171 align:center
Pa, sabi mo,
dapat lagi akong may backup plan.

00:20:56.254 --> 00:20:59.967 align:center
Well, si Andre ang backup plan ko.

00:21:00.050 --> 00:21:04.346 align:center
Pag pina-laser ko 'tong mga 'to,
iisipin niyang di ko siya sinusuportahan.

00:21:04.930 --> 00:21:06.139 align:center
Tapos ano?

00:21:06.223 --> 00:21:12.062 align:center
Walang matitira sa 'kin
kundi 'yong buwisit na degree ko.

00:21:12.145 --> 00:21:13.522 align:center
'Yon ba ang gusto n'yo?

00:21:13.605 --> 00:21:15.691 align:center
-Hindi, anak.
-Naku, hindi.

00:21:15.774 --> 00:21:17.484 align:center
-Hindi.
-Anak.

00:21:17.567 --> 00:21:19.236 align:center
Tiwala kami sa 'yo.

00:21:19.319 --> 00:21:20.696 align:center
-Love ka namin.
-Oo nga.

00:21:20.779 --> 00:21:23.031 align:center
Oo. Love ko din ang sarili ko.

00:21:23.615 --> 00:21:26.243 align:center
Oo nga pala, gumagawa na rin ako ng porn.

00:22:11.788 --> 00:22:13.790 align:center
Nagsalin ng Subtitle: IJQT
n ako ng porn.