WEBVTT 00:13.388 --> 00:15.724 I usually use lube to get in there. 00:15.807 --> 00:17.600 Sorry. 00:17.684 --> 00:19.978 I kid, I kid. 00:20.061 --> 00:22.647 No, you're looking great, Tom. Inside and out. 00:22.731 --> 00:24.315 Thanks. I meant to tell you, 00:24.399 --> 00:26.693 I've been taking those vitamin B supplements you gave me. 00:26.776 --> 00:28.778 -Mm. -Helps with energy in the afternoon. 00:28.862 --> 00:30.447 Oh yeah, I take those myself. 00:30.530 --> 00:32.615 -Take it with a full glass of water. -Okay. 00:32.699 --> 00:35.827 Oh, I meant to tell you. I watched Bad Thoughts. 00:36.453 --> 00:38.163 That is one wild show, man. 00:38.246 --> 00:40.206 Yeah. Thanks, man. 00:40.290 --> 00:43.084 Personally, I thought you were funnier when you were fatter. 00:43.585 --> 00:45.587 But, I mean, it's still really good. 00:45.670 --> 00:47.130 Real good. 00:47.213 --> 00:50.842 I like that episode when you got all frustrated with that rude barista. 00:52.052 --> 00:53.428 So relatable. 00:53.511 --> 00:56.097 Yeah, that was a fun scene, man. 00:56.181 --> 00:57.265 That was fun. 00:58.475 --> 01:01.978 Sometimes, wish I could do that stuff in real life. 01:15.992 --> 01:17.410 What if you could? 01:19.412 --> 01:20.538 What do you mean? 01:26.044 --> 01:27.003 There's a pill. 01:27.587 --> 01:31.007 It's new. It's not 100% FDA approved, 01:31.091 --> 01:35.386 but RFK Jr. and I are buddies from Harvard, so… 01:37.972 --> 01:39.849 You just have those on you? 01:40.642 --> 01:41.851 Not legally. 01:43.353 --> 01:44.813 What do they do? 01:44.896 --> 01:47.857 Completely takes away all of your inhibitions. 01:47.941 --> 01:50.443 All right? So no more impulse control. 01:50.527 --> 01:53.488 Just you being your true, authentic self. 01:53.571 --> 01:57.659 Last night, I told my wife she needs to lose a ton of weight. 01:57.742 --> 01:59.744 I never felt more alive. 02:01.329 --> 02:02.705 Open up that pretty mouth. 02:09.879 --> 02:10.880 Good boy. 02:17.637 --> 02:20.682 -Are you fucking kidding me? -I swear to God. 02:20.765 --> 02:22.559 -No fucking way. -Yes, way. 02:22.642 --> 02:26.020 Oh my God, I'm dead. I'm, like, in the morgue! 02:26.104 --> 02:27.939 I know, right? 02:28.022 --> 02:30.692 -I'm kidding. I'm in the doctor's office. -Oh, you are? 02:30.775 --> 02:32.652 Yeah, I just got back from my Kegel retreat. 02:32.735 --> 02:35.488 -It was insane. -Honestly, I'm jealous. 02:35.572 --> 02:37.907 Yeah, my yoni egg's, like, still up there. 02:37.991 --> 02:40.285 Yes, girl. Love that. 02:40.368 --> 02:43.246 I'm still on fire down there, but in, like, the best way. 02:43.329 --> 02:45.081 Is that why you're at the doctor's? 02:45.165 --> 02:47.917 No, I'm trying to get my fat transferred into my tits. 02:48.001 --> 02:50.420 My mom's best friend did that, and actuall-- 02:51.796 --> 02:52.714 Whoo! 03:09.647 --> 03:11.024 You don't need that. 03:15.403 --> 03:16.279 What the--? 03:21.743 --> 03:23.953 What? Fuck you. 03:24.037 --> 03:26.581 You've got to go for it, go for it 03:27.999 --> 03:30.877 You've got to go for it, go for it 03:32.003 --> 03:34.714 You've got to go for it, go for it 03:35.548 --> 03:38.968 Whatcha got to lose? 03:39.928 --> 03:43.556 Whatcha got to lose? 03:44.474 --> 03:46.893 You've got to go for it, go for it 03:48.269 --> 03:49.604 You've got to go for it... 03:49.687 --> 03:53.942 You fucking entitled fuck! Pick up that! Pick up your fucking shit! 03:54.025 --> 03:55.151 You fuck! 03:57.111 --> 03:59.948 If you want romance 04:00.949 --> 04:03.701 You've got to take that chance 04:05.036 --> 04:07.664 This could be the day 04:09.040 --> 04:12.460 For love to come your way 04:12.543 --> 04:15.004 Whatcha got to lose? 04:17.173 --> 04:18.383 Oh dear! 04:34.315 --> 04:37.527 Are you fucking crazy? You fucking dick! 04:39.153 --> 04:40.321 Shut up. 04:50.623 --> 04:52.000 On the fucking ground! 04:52.083 --> 04:53.251 Don't move! 04:54.002 --> 04:55.461 Do not fucking move! 04:56.212 --> 04:57.422 Drop the weapon! 04:57.505 --> 04:59.007 Drop the weapon now! 04:59.090 --> 05:00.341 Drop that fucking weapon! 05:01.342 --> 05:03.553 Hands where I can see them! Drop the weapon! 05:30.330 --> 05:31.497 Don't move! 05:31.581 --> 05:33.291 Don't fucking move! 05:46.220 --> 05:48.014 I can't believe you're a college freshman. 05:48.097 --> 05:50.725 Dad, you just promise me that you'll get a hobby. 05:50.808 --> 05:53.227 Okay? I don't want you sitting at home all alone. 05:53.311 --> 05:56.939 -Since Mom died, you've been a little… -Honey, don't worry about me. 05:57.023 --> 05:58.024 I'll be fine. 05:58.107 --> 05:59.233 Have fun! 05:59.317 --> 06:01.486 -I love you. -I love you too, sweetie. 06:01.569 --> 06:02.737 Bye. 06:02.820 --> 06:06.407 Just because you're an empty nester doesn't mean you have to be a homebody. 06:06.491 --> 06:09.952 Okay? Go out, meet some friends. Maybe you'll like it. 06:10.536 --> 06:11.788 Huh. 06:15.541 --> 06:17.794 Hey, sweetie, it's Dad. 06:17.877 --> 06:19.003 How's college? 06:19.087 --> 06:21.464 Yeah, I've been having a great time at the house. 06:22.507 --> 06:25.093 I'm trying to get out there. I'm trying new things. 06:25.176 --> 06:27.428 -Your laptop's about to fall out. -Good looking out, bro. 06:27.512 --> 06:30.139 -Wow, those sneakers are cool. -You should cop you some. 06:31.349 --> 06:33.309 I gotta cop some. 06:34.435 --> 06:37.522 I even got some new shoes. They are real neat. 06:37.605 --> 06:39.399 Nice shoes, grandpa. 06:39.482 --> 06:41.526 Freakin' weirdo. 06:42.360 --> 06:45.696 You know, life can be absolutely terrifying, 06:45.780 --> 06:49.200 but I've always believed that everything happens for a reason. 06:49.283 --> 06:50.993 Shoes looking dope as hell. 06:53.204 --> 06:55.623 -Thanks. -Got some friends I want you to meet. 06:56.457 --> 06:57.417 Okay. 06:57.500 --> 06:59.752 -This is the frat house. -Hey, yo. 06:59.836 --> 07:02.088 -Who's the substitute teacher? -Maybe I should go. 07:02.171 --> 07:03.381 No, you're good. 07:04.590 --> 07:06.509 Gamma, Theta, Tau, step! 07:08.928 --> 07:13.599 You all, as young Black men, have the opportunity 07:13.683 --> 07:16.894 to change your lives for the better 07:16.978 --> 07:19.939 and to become a part of a brotherhood. 07:20.022 --> 07:20.857 Yeah! 07:23.734 --> 07:25.153 -My Gamma brothers. -Yeah. 07:25.236 --> 07:28.656 We about to wreck this step like… 07:28.739 --> 07:31.450 How the hell are they doing that? 07:31.534 --> 07:32.535 Practice. 07:33.744 --> 07:36.455 You know what? I came into this thing a little nervous. 07:36.539 --> 07:38.958 But now I'm starting to feel like a real brother. 07:39.959 --> 07:42.879 -So, you gonna pledge? -I think I am. 07:42.962 --> 07:44.130 You wanna see something neat? 07:49.760 --> 07:54.015 Gamma is a place I never expected, but I feel like I belong. 07:57.518 --> 07:58.477 Dad? 07:59.228 --> 08:00.313 Hey, sweetie. 08:00.396 --> 08:04.108 College was my dream. I was supposed to do this, not you. 08:04.192 --> 08:06.652 We've won the Step, Battle, and Stroll Competition 08:06.736 --> 08:08.029 nine years in a row. 08:08.613 --> 08:11.699 And y'all think you got a shot with this white nigga in y'all crew? 08:12.366 --> 08:13.618 Is he talking about me? 08:13.701 --> 08:16.245 I can't get it down. I keep trying, I can't get it. 08:16.329 --> 08:17.997 I'm not gonna compete. I'm not. 08:18.080 --> 08:21.959 Dad, you do magic tricks and love American history. 08:22.043 --> 08:25.129 Honey, step is bigger than both of us. 08:25.213 --> 08:27.715 What the fuck are you talking about? 08:27.798 --> 08:29.634 No, you're not going out like that. 08:29.717 --> 08:31.761 I am going out like that. 08:31.844 --> 08:34.931 -I'm a failure. -Gavin, you my dawg. 08:35.515 --> 08:39.977 But now, we gotta make you a dawg. 08:41.896 --> 08:43.773 -Who's a dawg? -I'm a dawg. 08:43.856 --> 08:45.483 -Who's a dawg? -I'm a dawg. 08:46.400 --> 08:49.028 -Who's a dawg? Who's a dawg? -I'm a dawg. I'm a dawg. 08:51.113 --> 08:53.032 We need like, action, stunts. 08:54.492 --> 08:56.118 -Gamma! -You live Gamma. 08:56.202 --> 08:57.203 Gamma! 08:57.787 --> 09:00.540 -You breathe Gamma. -Gamma! 09:00.623 --> 09:01.874 You 09:02.375 --> 09:03.751 are 09:03.834 --> 09:04.835 Gamma! 09:04.919 --> 09:06.796 -It can't go any narrower. -Yes, it can. 09:07.380 --> 09:08.548 He's perfect. 09:16.806 --> 09:19.559 Welcome to Step, Battle, and Stroll dawg! 09:19.642 --> 09:22.019 Your only call is to survive. 09:22.103 --> 09:25.439 Yo, my brothers, you know that I'd rather stroll with you all. Bet. 09:25.523 --> 09:28.609 Someone's gonna bring you guys down. It's gonna be us. 09:28.693 --> 09:31.571 -Good luck with your white boy. -Hey, hold me back. 09:32.196 --> 09:34.282 -Right, family? -Yeah. 09:34.365 --> 09:36.325 -Stop shaking. -Okay. 09:41.914 --> 09:46.002 Gamma, Theta, Tau, Step! With my Gamma brothers! 09:46.085 --> 09:49.213 With my Gamma brothers 09:49.297 --> 09:51.007 Gamma, Theta, Tau, Step! 10:22.413 --> 10:24.081 Loser! 10:40.640 --> 10:43.309 Everything happens for a reason. 10:49.690 --> 10:51.192 You got this, Dad. 11:03.788 --> 11:05.998 It's a fucking bird! 11:11.712 --> 11:14.632 You're my man now, dawg! 11:15.508 --> 11:17.176 Gamma! 11:18.219 --> 11:19.095 Dad. 11:19.178 --> 11:20.554 Gamma! 11:21.764 --> 11:23.057 You were amazing. 11:23.140 --> 11:25.309 Hey, what's up, bud? 11:25.393 --> 11:26.644 What's up, stud? 11:26.727 --> 11:28.187 Your pop's the man. 11:28.688 --> 11:30.398 He really is. 11:32.066 --> 11:34.151 Hey y'all, I wanna say a few words! 11:34.735 --> 11:35.820 Check this shit out. 11:39.115 --> 11:41.033 I ain't came in whole. 11:41.117 --> 11:42.368 I came patched up. 11:43.411 --> 11:47.081 Y'all thought I couldn't move. Now everybody knows what's up. 11:48.207 --> 11:52.420 Thought I could do it all alone. My brotherhood made me bigger. 11:54.755 --> 11:57.174 I was one. Now I'm seven. 11:58.634 --> 12:00.302 My clique got thicker. 12:01.721 --> 12:05.683 We do what we do, looking good, full of vigor. 12:05.766 --> 12:09.395 -Wait, he ain't about to say… -Nah. 12:09.478 --> 12:10.980 These are my people. 12:11.063 --> 12:12.982 Oh God, Dad, please don't say it. 12:13.065 --> 12:14.608 And I... 12:15.818 --> 12:16.652 am their nig-- 12:32.251 --> 12:33.627 He had to say it. 12:34.670 --> 12:36.380 He didn't have to say it. 12:43.262 --> 12:46.390 -Have you ever done game night? -I'm good at charades. 12:46.474 --> 12:48.559 -No? -I haven't done it in years. 12:48.642 --> 12:52.396 I would do a game night if… I don't know. If you set it up, I'd do it. 12:52.480 --> 12:55.483 -Oh, okay. I'll keep it in mind. -I'm not against the idea. 12:55.566 --> 12:57.860 All right, well, this is me. 12:57.943 --> 13:03.449 Mr. Fancy. That is a far cry from the old VW bug you used to drive. 13:03.532 --> 13:06.243 -That thing was a real… -Piece of shit? 13:06.327 --> 13:08.788 Well, I didn't want to say it. 13:08.871 --> 13:11.457 -It's okay. It was. -Yeah. 13:12.791 --> 13:16.921 It was so great to see you. I really miss you. I miss our friendship. 13:17.505 --> 13:18.798 Yeah, me too. 13:19.465 --> 13:20.925 Yeah. 13:21.008 --> 13:24.094 It's so crazy we're both single right now. I mean, that never happens. 13:24.678 --> 13:29.391 -One of us is always in a relationship. -Yeah, well. You mostly, but yeah. 13:29.475 --> 13:30.643 That's not true. 13:30.726 --> 13:33.771 The whole year after Peter left me you were with, what's her name? 13:33.854 --> 13:37.399 -Donna, with the neck brace. -Right, neck-brace Donna. 13:37.483 --> 13:38.359 She still has it. 13:42.530 --> 13:46.367 You know, I really wanted to hook up with you in college. 13:48.160 --> 13:49.036 You did? 13:49.620 --> 13:50.579 I… 13:52.790 --> 13:54.959 I didn't know. I wish I had known. 13:56.627 --> 13:58.504 Well, what would you have done? 14:00.631 --> 14:01.841 Probably 14:02.758 --> 14:04.093 something 14:04.927 --> 14:06.637 like… this? 14:13.644 --> 14:16.772 Wow, I cannot believe this is actually happening right-- 14:16.856 --> 14:18.190 Wait. 14:19.233 --> 14:20.192 Oh. 14:20.901 --> 14:22.736 Th-- this is incredible. 14:22.820 --> 14:25.906 It's just, um… fast. 14:25.990 --> 14:28.033 And I don't know. 14:28.117 --> 14:31.495 -You don't know? -Yeah, I just-- I need to think about it. 14:31.579 --> 14:33.706 I need to know if this is something that I really want. 14:33.789 --> 14:39.003 Because if we were to do this, then it would be all or nothing, you know? 14:40.087 --> 14:42.548 Yeah, I totally get that. 14:44.341 --> 14:46.260 Okay, thank you. 14:46.343 --> 14:47.386 -Yeah. -I'm gonna-- 14:47.469 --> 14:48.846 -Okay. -That's my car. 14:48.929 --> 14:52.057 -Okay, yeah. Have a good night. Yeah. -You too-- Yeah. 14:55.269 --> 14:56.979 Oh God. 14:57.062 --> 14:58.355 What the fuck? 14:59.189 --> 15:02.234 I'm a fucking idiot. I'm such a fucking idiot. 15:05.821 --> 15:07.448 Jesus Christ. 15:11.076 --> 15:11.952 Hi. 15:12.036 --> 15:13.162 Hey! 15:15.915 --> 15:16.999 Open the door. 15:19.126 --> 15:20.002 What? 15:20.669 --> 15:22.087 I want to say something. 15:22.671 --> 15:24.840 Just… Just say it. 15:25.674 --> 15:29.762 Uh... I want to say it in there. It's really important. 15:29.845 --> 15:32.556 -Oh... -It-- it's big. 15:32.640 --> 15:35.476 Just… say what you want to say. 15:35.976 --> 15:39.063 I-- Well, I just, I wanted to tell you-- 15:39.146 --> 15:41.690 Okay, well, I-- I just-- 15:41.774 --> 15:43.817 This is crazy, but… 15:44.526 --> 15:45.402 I love you. 15:47.404 --> 15:48.322 I always have. 15:49.114 --> 15:52.493 And I want to be with you. I love you, Tom. Let's do this. 15:53.702 --> 15:55.120 That's so cool! 15:56.830 --> 15:57.873 What? 15:58.457 --> 16:01.418 It's so cool that you feel that way. 16:02.002 --> 16:05.172 Okay. Can you just please open the door? 16:05.297 --> 16:08.092 I can't. 16:08.175 --> 16:09.718 What are you--? 16:09.802 --> 16:12.262 Why? Just open the-- Oh my God. 16:15.599 --> 16:16.684 Open the door! 16:16.767 --> 16:18.060 It's raining! 16:18.143 --> 16:19.895 It's fucking pouring. 16:19.978 --> 16:21.730 That's so much rain. 16:22.314 --> 16:24.483 What are you doing?! Let me in! 16:24.566 --> 16:25.943 No, no. 16:26.026 --> 16:27.152 Tom! 16:27.236 --> 16:28.320 Not now. 16:28.404 --> 16:29.530 Now is bad. 16:29.613 --> 16:32.449 I'm not-- Ow! Ow! 16:32.533 --> 16:34.201 Holy shit. 16:34.284 --> 16:36.412 Is that hail? 16:36.495 --> 16:39.957 Those are like golf ball-sized. 16:40.040 --> 16:42.167 -Hey, pretty girl. -Oh my God. 16:42.251 --> 16:44.378 You shouldn't be out here. 16:44.461 --> 16:45.796 Let me in. 16:46.588 --> 16:47.423 Oh my God. 16:47.506 --> 16:49.717 Look at the fucking crackheads. 16:51.010 --> 16:53.178 Are those fucking wolves? 16:53.262 --> 16:54.179 Oh my God! 16:54.763 --> 16:56.098 Oh fuck. 16:56.682 --> 16:58.267 Help! 16:58.350 --> 17:00.561 -Tom! -Oh my-- What the fuck am I doing? 17:00.644 --> 17:03.439 Okay. Okay, get in, get in, get in-- 17:04.565 --> 17:06.066 Yeah, no. 17:07.151 --> 17:07.985 What--? 17:08.068 --> 17:09.987 No. Not after that. 17:10.654 --> 17:12.448 What the…? What did I eat? 17:12.531 --> 17:15.075 What the fuck is wrong with you? Let me in. 17:15.159 --> 17:16.326 Trust me. 17:16.910 --> 17:18.871 This is such a bad time. 17:19.455 --> 17:20.789 I have to go. 17:20.873 --> 17:23.667 -I just-- Sorry, I really have to go. -Where--? 17:25.669 --> 17:27.171 -That's my car! -Sorry! 17:27.254 --> 17:28.505 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 17:28.589 --> 17:31.008 -What are you doing?! -I love you too, by the way. 17:31.091 --> 17:32.342 Where are you going? 17:32.426 --> 17:34.094 I'll call you! 17:35.929 --> 17:36.764 Help! 17:37.347 --> 17:38.515 Help! 17:39.767 --> 17:40.768 Fuck! 17:41.268 --> 17:42.478 Am I crazy? 17:43.520 --> 17:44.646 Damn it. 17:44.730 --> 17:46.231 Did I overreact? ng?