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Pilot sex shit?

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Lintik?

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Ilapag mo ang eroplano.

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-Ano?
-Marunong ka mag-Spanish.

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-Pero…
-'Yong traffic controller din.

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Ang headphones. Upo.

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Isuot mo.

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-Okay.
-Ayun.

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Good luck, pare.

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1723. Copy ba?

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Oo. Ito ang 1723.

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Diyos ko!

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Di ako piloto!

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Malay ko sa pagiging piloto.

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Wag mag-alala. Magiging maayos lahat.

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Ako si Jose,

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at alam kong wala ang mga piloto.

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Oo.

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Wag kang mag-alala.

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Tuturuan kita.

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Okay, hinga muna.

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Anong pangalan mo?

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-Tom.
-Okay, Tom.

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Masayang makilala ka.

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Hilahin 'yong lever na Throttle two.

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Oo.

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Okay.

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Hawakan ang yoke.

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Iuusog mo ang yoke nang dahan-dahan,

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para makita kong nagalaw ang eroplano.

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Oo, Jose.

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Gumagalaw ang eroplano.

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Wow, Tom.

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Alam ko, di ka pa nakapagpalipad,

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pero ang husay mo.

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Magiging maayos 'to.

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Natatakot ako.

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Kaso lang…

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Para bang magtatae ako maya-maya lang.

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Marami ang nakakaranas niyan sa eroplano.

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Oo nga.

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Wow, anong trabaho mo, Tom?

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Komedyante ako.

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Wow, Tom na komedyante.
Masayang makilala ka.

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At ano'ng apelyido mo? Baka kilala kita.

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Segura ang apelyido ko.

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Tom Segura?

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Oo.

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Oo.

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Napakinggan ko na.

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Talaga?

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Di maganda ang mga biro mo.

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Nag-i-English ka?

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Alam mo, Tom Segura,

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'yong kapatid ko, may Down syndrome.

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At hilig mong sabihing
baliw ang mga tao, tama?

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Pare, pasensiya na kung may nasabi akong

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nakakasakit tulad no'n.

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Ginagamit ko 'yon para ilawan
ang isang kaibigang may kalokohan.

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-Tulad ng kapatid ko.
-Hindi.

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Ang sinasabi ko, minsan,
may ginagawang katangahan ang tao.

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Alam mo 'yon?

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Nilalabas ang tite sa reception.

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Parang… Alam mo na?

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Di ko alam.

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Jose, puwede bang isantabi muna natin
ang mga ginawa ko sa trabaho

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at tulungan mo muna ako
sa delikadong sitwasyon, Jose?

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Tulong ba 'ka mo? Sige. Heto.

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Diyos ko, pare, pakiusap. Bumubulusok na.

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Pasensiya na sa mga katangahang nasabi ko.

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Sinasabi ko lang 'yon para may matawa.

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Hindi ako ganoong tao.

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Puwes, 'yong sinasabi mo sa trabaho,
di naman totoo.

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Mismo, Jose. Oo.

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Naiintindihan ko na.

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Kita mo 'yong pulang pindutan
malapit sa altitude?

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-Oo.
-Pindutin mo.

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Pinindot ko ba dapat

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-o may pinupunto ka?
-Ewan.

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Sa trabaho ako.
Ano ngang sabi mo sa trabaho?

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Nagbibiro ka ba?

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Jose!

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Patawad, Jose. Pakiusap!

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Ingat sa sinasabi, pare.

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Okay, paalam.

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Anong oras ang lunch?

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Malapit na, tama?

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Jose, pakiusap!

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Jose! Pakiusap! Anong gagawin ko?

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Tom, nandyan ka pa?

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Diyos ko.

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Gusto kong sabihin,

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-gusto ko podcast mo.
-Ano?

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Okay, ciao. Pagpalain ka.

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Diyos ko! Anong ginawa ko?

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-Tom!
-Nandito ako.

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'Yong kasama asawa mo, 'di 'yong isa.

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Hirap pakinggan no'ng isa.

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Pakiusap, tulong!

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Jose!

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Diyos ko!

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Si Diego 'to, piloto sa Argentina.
Nasa economy siya.

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Diyos ko! Piloto ka!

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Hello.

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Diyos ko.

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1723. Naka-level na
at patungo sa normal na direksiyon.

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Naging piloto ka ngayon.

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Salbahe 'yon.

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May tatlong oras pa sa flight.

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Samantalahin natin.

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Pare, anong ginagawa mo?

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-Ano?
-Anong ginagawa mo?

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Magtirahan na tayo.

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Ano, pare?

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Babalik ako sa upuan, pare.

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-Sigurado?
-Oo.

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Ang lilibog ng mga piloto, pare.

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-Aalis ka talaga?
-Oo.

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Nandito ka na rin lang.

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Hindi.

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Sige, gawin natin.

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Okay.

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Turuan mo akong lumipad.

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Hindi.

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Di mo sinabing kay Tom Segura 'tong show.

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Sinabi ko.

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Hindi kaya!

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Ayoko sa lalaking 'to.

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Mas okay siya noong mataba.

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Kakatuwa ang komunikasyon.

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Kumalma ka nga!

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Wag sabihin 'yan!

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Di lang basta pagsasalita.

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Pagsasabi ng nararamdaman,

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iniisip, sayang nadarama.

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[NAG-AAWAY ANG MGA PIPI]

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At sino ang mahuhusay makipag-usap?

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Mga dolphin.

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'90s Oprah.

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Mga politiko?

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Tingnan mo 'to.

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Ginalit niya ang mga tao.

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Sana masiyahan kayo sa mga kuwento
tungkol sa komunikasyon.

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Pero kung hindi…

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Paano nga ba?

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Ganoon nga.

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Nagsa-sign language ako?

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Naintindihan ko.

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Ito ang Burbank, California.

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Ayos ba?

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Oo.

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Ang layo sa Boise, sigurado.

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Alam mo sino ang nagpupunta rito?

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Jay Leno.

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Ano sa tingin mo?

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Ginagarahe niya ang hot rod niya doon.

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At napunta siya rito. Sobrang cool.

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Tama ka, Pa. Ang cool.

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Oo, sobrang cool.

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Pasensiya na.

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Di ko 'to ginagawa,
pero gusto ko lang sabihin na,

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ang saya mong tirahin noong nakaraan.

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Ano kamo?

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Sobrang saya.

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Enjoy sa pagkain.

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Di ko siya kilala.

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Kilala mo.

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Sabi ko na, e.

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Ano? Di ako gay, Pa.

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Malulungkot ang nanay mo.

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Ano ba? Dalawang taon kami ni Jill.

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Welcome sa Darwin's.
Ako si Donovan at ako ang…

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Lintik!

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Inararo ko ang pussy niya kagabi.

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Anong sinabi mo?

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Puro gas. Walang hinto.

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Raw.

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Honey, o. 'Yong nilaspag natin.

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Nabilaukan siya.

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Sobrang galing.

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Pare, fininger kita.

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Bakit sinasabi ng lahat
na tinira nila ako?

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Kasi ganoon nga.

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Sa larong 'yon.

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Ako ba 'yon?

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Sobrang cool ng story.

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Passion project 'yon.

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Ginawa noong isang IT 'yong laro.

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Kumita siya roon ng bilyon.

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Nakaka-inspire.

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Cyrus?

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Uy, patingin noong mukha na…

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Welcome sa property.

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Welcome sa property.

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Cyrus?

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Evan? Ikaw 'yan?

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Di kita nakilala, pare.

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Di mo ako nakilala?

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Alam ko. Ang cool, 'no?

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Kahanga-hanga ang kayang bilhin
ng 800 na milyon sa laro.

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Buhok 'to ng kabayo.

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Tingin ko, dapat mag-usap tayo.

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Pasok ka.

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May video game ka
kung saan tinitira ako ng aliens?

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May matagumpay akong video game
na Aliens Fuck Humans.

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Di ko alam ang kinalaman no'n sa 'yo.

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Anong sinasabi mo?

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Ako talaga 'to.

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Hindi.

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Okay. Puwes…

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ano ito?

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Collab ng AFH-KOHLUR.

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Pare, ako mismo 'yong tao sa laro.

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Di ko makita ang pagkakatulad.

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Burahin mo ang laro.

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Uy.

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Galit ka ba?

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Pinaglalaruan mo ba ako?

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-Hoy, pare!
-Ipapakita ko sa 'yo.

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-Evan!
-Burahin mo na!

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'Yan ay $11 milyon…

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-Burahin mo ang laro!
-Tama na!

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Lintik!

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Oo.

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Lintik.

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Minodelo sa 'yo ang tao sa laro.

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Oo nga.

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Pasensiya na.

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Bakit mo ako inilagay?

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Di ko alam.

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May ganoon ka kasing mukha, alam mo 'yon?

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Di ko akalaing sisikat 'yong laro.

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At pag iniisip ko…

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sana hindi kita ginamit.

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Puwes, buburahin mo na?

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Imposible.

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May hard copies kung saan-saan.

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Pero may ginagawa akong bago.

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Aliens Fuck Humans IV.

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At sa bagong laro, di ka na titirahin.

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Ikaw na ang bayani.

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Hahatian kita.

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Tig-kalahati tayo.

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Magiging mayaman ka.

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Di na ako titirahin ng aliens
sa bagong laro?

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Hindi na.

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Ipapakita ko.

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AFH IV ang future ng VR gaming.

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Una sa mga gumagamit
ng real time neural imaging

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ng utak ng naglalaro para maging
mas realistic ang paglalaro.

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Anong ibig sabihin no'n?

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Ibig sabihin, ikaw ang co-owner
ng pambihirang tech na ito,

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partner.

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Subukan mo.

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Aliens Fuck Human IV.
Paghihiganti ni Evan.

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Lintik.

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Parang totoo.

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Sobrang astig, 'no?

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Bahay ba namin 'to?

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Oo.

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Hello, anak.

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Pa?

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Happy birthday, anak.

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Gusto mo ng cake?

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Bakit "Happy Birthday Cheryl"
ang nakalagay?

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Diyos ko.

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Pare, biglang sumikip 'to.

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Ang weird.

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Sabi kasi, gusto mo raw ng cake.

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-Kain ka. Ito ang hiwa.
-Ano 'tong nangyayari?

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Ganyan.

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Lintik, di ko makontrol mga binti ko.

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Makokontrol mo pag naubos mo ang cake.

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Dahil ba hindi kita binigyan

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ng cake noong party ni Cheryl?

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Di ko alam. Ganoon ba?

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PALAPITIN ANG TATAY

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Cyrus! Cyrus, pakiusap!

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Alam mo ang flavor ng cake, anak?

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-Cyrus…
-Papa flavor.

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Cyrus, wag mo 'tong gawin.

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Kainin mo lahat.

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Sarap.

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Kainin mo sa puwit ko.

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Cyrus, pakiusap.

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Wag mong gawin.

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Dilaan mo.

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Cyrus, wag.

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Hindi!

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Gusto mo pa ng kiwi, Mr. Cyrus?

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Hindi na. Salamat, Magdalena.

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Pa!

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Gusto mo ng juice?

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Papaya?

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-Cyrus!
-Parang masarap ang papaya.

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-Salamat.
-Naku!

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Cyrus, pakiusap!

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Wag, Pa!

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-Wag!
-Ang galing nito.

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Cyrus, wag!

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Malapit na ang mga news station.

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Darating na sila,
mga 15 minuto pa, Carmen.

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Hi, Tom.

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Ako si Detective Jacobs.

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Alam kong marami kang pinagdaanan,

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pero pag handa ka na, makikinig ako.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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Sasabihin ko ang nangyari.

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Nakapili ako para bumili ng kape.

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Araw-araw naman.

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Hi. Ano'ng sa 'yo?

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Hi. Puwede isang large iced coffee?

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Sige. $3.45.

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Sorry.

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May ilan lang na babaguhin.

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Okay.

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Large iced coffee, extra ice, pakisuyo.

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At kaunting splash ng whole milk.

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-$3.45 pa rin.
-Salamat.

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-Kailangan mo bang…
-Ano?

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I-type?

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Ayos na. May system kami.

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Alam ko naman.

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Di ko naman sinasabing hindi mo maaalala.

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Ibig sabihin…

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Minsan, pag hindi nai-type,

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-hindi… Hindi nakikita.
-Okay.

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Iced coffee, extra ice,
splash ng whole milk.

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-'Yon na.
-$3.45.

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Salamat.

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Gusto mo mag-tip?

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-Sige.
-Magkano?

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Isang dolyar.

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Ayos ang lima.

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Sunod.

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Tom. Iced coffee para kay Tom…

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na may ilang binago.

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Diyos ko.

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Sir. Excuse me.

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Puwedeng pag-usapan 'to?

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Puwede rito?

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Excuse me. Hi.

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Puwedeng pumirmi ka?

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Puwede ba 'tong ulitin?

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Medyo abala ako, pare.

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Alam ko. Di naman 'to kabastusan, pangako.

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Di ko lang maiinom ang ganitong gatas.

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Binayaran ko ito.

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Puwede bang bawasan ang gatas, pakisuyo?

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-Bawasan?
-Pakisuyo.

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-Akong bahala.
-Salamat.

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Ayan, kaunti na ang gatas.

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Professional barista ako.

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Alam ko ang splash.

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Lintik na 'yan!

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Diyos ko.

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Lintik!

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Sorry, Tom.

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Ibig sabihin, ikaw ang gumawa
ng kahindik-hindik na krimen?

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Oo.

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Tapos…

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Inilagay mo sa blender ang kamay.

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Di ka nakikinig!

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Buksan mo bibig mo.

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Buksan mo.

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May system kayo?

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May system ba?

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Gumagana ba?

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Buksan ang bibig!

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Tama na. Inaaresto ka namin.

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Pasensiya na.

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Ang totoo…

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May resibo pa ako.

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Sige.

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Oo. Ang sabi, "splash ng milk."

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Pasensiya na, sir.

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Di mo narinig ang unang kuwento.

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Jinx.

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Bilhan mo'ko ng Coke.

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E, kung kape?

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Ayos 'yon, a.

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Pagod na ako.

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Pumatay ka ng tatlo.

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Oo nga. Di ko pa 'yon nagawa.

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Di ko alam paano n'yo nagagawa.

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Kalma lang.

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