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'Yong kapatid ko muna.

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Pupunta siya rito… O nandito siya?

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Hindi! Lintik!

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Sino 'to?

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-Ano 'yan?
-Husay mong pumili, Kati.

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-Anong kalintikan na 'yan?
-Tikas.

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Gusto ko nang matikman.

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Ayaw mo na sa akin, ano?

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Oo.

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Ibig kong sabihin, gusto ko.

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Gusto ko, sobrang libog ko ngayon. Kaso…

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Sobrang ganda mo.

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Okay.

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Siya muna tapos, ako.

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Okay?

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Monsieur. Monsieur.

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Gusto niya sa likod.

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Wag mong kausapin.

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Halika rito.

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Tirahin mo ako.

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Oo! Tirahin mo siya.

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Gusto ka niya.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Oo.

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Okay.

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Sige na.

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Okay. Oo.

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Siya muna.

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Bonsoir, Monsieur.

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Bonsoir.

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Ang husay mong mag-French.

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Nalilibugan ako na marami kang alam
sa mundo.

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Merci.

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Hubarin mo na 'yan at tirahin ako!

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-Okay.
-Ako na.

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Langisan mo 'yang titi mo
at ipasok sa puwit ko.

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Ngayon,

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patigasin mo.

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Ipasok mo sa maliit kong puwit.

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Himasin mo muna
na parang pagpapaandar ng lawn mower.

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Oo! Himas pa.

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Malaki at matigas.

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Hindi tumitigas?

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Sinusubukan ko.

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-Di ka pa nakipag-sex?
-Hindi 'yon ang-

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Kati, magdala ka ng lalakeng
handang tumira.

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Hindi nga 'to tinitigasan.

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Sige pa.

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Lintik.

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Pasensiya na…

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Di mo gagawin?

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Pasensiya na. May kaunting…

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Tulungan kita?

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Hindi. Medyo nahihirapan ako rito.

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Pasok mo sa bibig.

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Hindi. Ayos lang.

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-Oui. Gusto niya.
-Ipasok mo sa bibig ko.

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-Sa bibig niya?
-Oui. Sa bibig niya.

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Special 'yon sa kaniya.

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Halika rito at ipasok mo na.

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Puwede bang sa bibig mo na lang?

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Siya muna.

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Tapos, oui.

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-Mas magaling ako sa oral…
-Diyos ko.

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…kaysa kay Kati.

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-Ang sarap sa bibig.
-Puta.

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Pag lumalaki sa bibig ko.

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Nakakasabik.

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Sakyan mo ako, big boy.

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Sakyan mo.

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At ilagay mo sa bibig ko.

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-Sa bibig.
-Sa bibig ko.

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Oui, oui, Juju. Kaya mo 'yan.

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Maliit.

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Puta. Anong ginagawa ko?

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Di na ako makapaghintay.

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Ako rin.

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Lumalaki siya sa bibig ko.

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Okay.

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Handa na ako.

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-Okay.
-Wag kang lalabasan sa bibig ko.

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-Sa puwit ko na lang.
-Diyos ko.

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Ang sarap mo.

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-Tirahin mo ako.
-Diyos ko!

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Sige. Wag lang 'yong ulo.

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Buoin mo.

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Diyos ko!

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Ang sarap.

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Juju!

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Tirahin mo pa ako.

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Oo, Juju, ganyan.

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-Tirahin mo ako.
-Diyos ko.

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Diyos ko po!

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Wag kang magsalita.

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Ikaw ang wag magsalita at tirahin mo ako!

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Gusto niya.

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Ayos.

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Ang tagal na niyang walang talik.

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Sobrang suwerte ko.

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Sige pa.

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Di na ako makapaghintay sa 'yo.

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Oui. Ma soeur.

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-Lalabasan ka ba?
-Hindi, Diyos ko.

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Sandali.

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Lalabasan ako.

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-Diyos ko!
-Oui!

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Sige, girl!

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Ayos lang ba siya?

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Oui. Juju, nagawa mo.

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Siguro nga.

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Sobrang saya niya.

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Ang saya.

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Tayo naman?

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Oui.

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Diyos ko.

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Wag mo pansinin.

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Oo naman.

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Ah, oui…

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Tirahin mo pa ako!

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Oui, ganyan nga!

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Ganyan!

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Good boy.

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Uy!

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Sipsipin mo hinlalaki ko.

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Hinlalaki mo?

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-Oo.
-Okay.

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Okay.

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Ganyan nga!

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Ganyan.

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Hinlalaki ko 'yan, baby!

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Puta! Anong…

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Ang sama mo. Lahat kayo rito!

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Saan ka pupunta?

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Bumalik ka rito, Donkey Dick!

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PAG-IBIG

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Pag-ibig.

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Nakakapunyeta.

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Matagal-tagal bago ito matutuhan.

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Young love.

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Pakasaya sa unang himas, binata.

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Di mapipili ang mamahalin,

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at lalong di mapipili
ang magmamahal sa 'yo.

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Magkasama kaya ulit sila?

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Hindi.

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Nasa impyerno siya.

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Gusto ko ang kuwentong pag-ibig.

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Dahil 'yon, doble ang laki ng puso mo.

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May cardiomegaly ako
at baka ikamatay ko 'yon.

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Di na ako makapaghintay.

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Mahal kita.

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Mahal na mahal kita.

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Ayos ka lang ba?

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Oo.

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Tumatalab ang mga gamot.

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Ayos.

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Pupunta mga bata?

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-Pupunta sila.
-Mabuti naman.

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Sarah, Carl.

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Ito si Lilly Weiland.
Mula sa Last Wish group.

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Ikaw na ang bahala.

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Ikaw siguro si Sarah.

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Hi.

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Hi. At ikaw si?

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Ako si Carl. Asawa niya.

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Ano 'yong Last Wish group?

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Ginagawa namin ang lahat
para gawin ang mga hiling.

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Mga bucket list experience
para sa mga gaya ni Sarah.

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Diyos ko, ang galing.

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Puno ka pa rin ng mga sorpresa.

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Naku, ang cute n'yong dalawa.

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Naka-jackpot ako sa isang 'to.

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Ang Popeye sa Olive Oyl ko.

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-Di ba?
-Oo.

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Pasensiya na.

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Ano ang hiling mo, honey?

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Pinahirapan ako ni Sarah,
pero gusto ko ang challenge.

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Si Sergei, tama?

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'Yong violinist?

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Gusto niyang makapanood ng symphony.

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Hindi 'yon, pero…

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Chip at Joanna Gaines ng HDTV?

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Baka Maroon 5 Adam Levine.

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Teka, si…

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Barry the Sandwich Guy sa TV.

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Kumusta, pare?

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Hoagie ang huli mong hiling?

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'Yon at iba pa.

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Kasama roon ang turkey at provolone club

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-mula sa Hoagie Hut.
-Bestseller.

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Isang bag ng sea salt potato chips.

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Gaya ng hiling.

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At para kay Barry,

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ang manager ng Hoagie Hut…

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Owner-operator.

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Owner-operator na…

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"Tirahin ang bawat butas
at punuin ako ng tamod niya."

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"Gusto ko pang-big boy na tamod
hindi little bitch boy

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para maramdaman ko ang pagkababae ko
kahit isang beses lang."

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Teka. Ano ito?

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Prank ba ito?

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Totoo ito, pare.

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Big-boy na tamod?

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'Yon ang mayroon ako.

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Sandali.

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Sorry. May problema ba?

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-Oo, sorry. May problema.
-Mayroon nga.

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Di mo nasabi na ihihimod niya sa mukha ko
ang bayag niya.

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Ano?

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Naku, pasensiya na.
Nasa sunod na pahina pala.

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"Gusto kong ihimod niya
ang bayag niya sa mukha ko…"

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-Ayan.
-"…tupiin ako

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at gawing parausan."

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"Ipasok ang ulo ko sa basurahan
para sa likod ko…"

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"Parausang baboy?"

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"…at punuin ako ng matigas niyang ari."

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Sandali. Lolokohin mo ako
para kay Barry ng Hoagie Hut?

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-Hindi.
-Hindi!

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'Yong pinagtatawanan natin.
Kinakarate ang mga sandwich. 'Yon?

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Siyempre, hindi.

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Hindi.

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Pantasya lang 'to.

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Nangyayari lang sa isip 'yon.

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Ito, nangyayari ngayon.

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Hindi, parang…

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Parang noong nakaraang nagpunta ka
sa Masters.

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Hindi 'yon ganito! Golf 'yon.

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Ito ang golf ko.

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-Mahilig kayo sa golf.
-Manahimik ka, Barry.

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Sige, Carl, hayaan natin sila.

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Excuse me.

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Wala sa wisyo ang asawa ko
para magdesisyon, tama?

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Matalas pa rin ang isip niya.

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Wag mong duraan ang asawa ko.

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-Lintik ka.
-Kakausapin ko siya.

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Dinuraan mo siya.

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Di ko alam kung nababaliw ako,

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pero parang ayaw mong tirahin ko
ang asawa mo.

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Tama ka.

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Lintik.

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Ilang linggo ko na 'tong iniipon.

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-Wala akong pake.
-Tatanggapin ko, Dadydy!

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Good girl.

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Ganito kasi,

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mali lang ang pagtingin mo sa sitwasyon.

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Perspective lang. Alam mo, ano ka?

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-Ano?
-Ham and cheese.

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Masarap. Pati tinapay, ham, at keso.

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Pero mabibili kahit saan, ano mang araw.

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At nandito ako.

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Parang imported na specialty meats.

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Prosciuttos, at jamon serranos,

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Vietnamese pork belly,

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bok choy, kare-kare.

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Para akong banh mi.

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Pag nakita mo,
sasabihin mong, "Pambihira."

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Kuha mo?

00:11:23.521 --> 00:11:24.605 align:center
Kuha niya?

00:11:24.689 --> 00:11:27.650 align:center
Kaya kong labasan
nang apat na beses isang oras.

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Laging mabilis ang una.

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Di ko alam bakit.

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Hindi.

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Hindi. Wag!

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Wag mo 'tong gawin.

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Hindi puwede!

00:11:38.202 --> 00:11:39.745 align:center
-Uminom na ako.
-Sorry.

00:11:39.829 --> 00:11:42.540 align:center
May tumututol ba sa huling hiling?

00:11:43.124 --> 00:11:44.125 align:center
Siya.

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Sa 35 taon ko sa medisina,
wala pa akong narinig na tumutol.

00:11:48.921 --> 00:11:50.881 align:center
Napakamakasarili mo, Carl.

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Makasarili ako?

00:11:53.342 --> 00:11:55.219 align:center
Nababaliw na ba ako?

00:11:55.302 --> 00:11:57.930 align:center
Alam mo, puwede ka naming ipasuri

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kung hindi ka okay.

00:11:59.640 --> 00:12:00.933 align:center
Magandang ideya, Doc.

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-Hindi na kailangan.
-Mabuti.

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-Okay.
-Sige, Carl.

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-Umalis na tayo
-Halika.

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Di mo ito gugustuhin.

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Gusto kong ipasubok sa 'yo.

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Bagong mayo.

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Barry?

00:12:31.088 --> 00:12:32.840 align:center
Puwede mag-condom ka?

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Hindi.

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Magandang gabi.

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Ito ang kapitan n'yo.

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Nasa cruising altitude tayo.

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Voy a sesenta y nueve, mi copiloto ahora.

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SA MAY SOUTH AMERICA…

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Maligayang paglipad.

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In love?

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Ano?

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In love ka?

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Para sa asawa ko.

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Hindi mo siya mahal?

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Sorry.

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Oo, mahal ko siya.

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Kasi…

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Uuwi na ako matapos mapalayo. 'Yon lang.

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Ayos ba?

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Parang kilala kita.

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Hindi.

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Teka. Ikaw 'yong komedyante.

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Hindi.

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Bikes!

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Tama! Tom Segura.

00:13:55.130 --> 00:13:56.465 align:center
Nakakatawa ka.

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-Bikes! Bikes!
-P're, p're.

00:13:59.510 --> 00:14:00.594 align:center
-Sir?
-Oo.

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Pakihinaan po ang boses ninyo.

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Ako?

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Salamat sa kooperasyon.

00:14:07.393 --> 00:14:11.397 align:center
-Lagi kong sinisigaw. Bikes!
-Sige, salamat. Masaya ako, pare.

00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:13.315 align:center
Ano nga 'yong isa mong joke?

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Di ko alam.

00:14:15.526 --> 00:14:18.696 align:center
Ayun, ang pagtawag ng midget

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ay di 'sing-sama na tawagin ang isa…

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Diyos ko, pare!

00:14:23.033 --> 00:14:24.660 align:center
-Di 'yan puwede.
-Ano?

00:14:25.494 --> 00:14:27.329 align:center
-Di mo dapat sinabi.
-Pero sinabi mo.

00:14:27.413 --> 00:14:30.708 align:center
-Sinabi mo sa act mo.
-Matagal na 'yon, okay?

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Nakakatawa.

00:14:32.501 --> 00:14:35.671 align:center
Ang joke ay ang pagtutumbas
ng mga salitang di magkapareho.

00:14:35.754 --> 00:14:37.381 align:center
Sabi ng iba, ganoon,

00:14:37.464 --> 00:14:39.675 align:center
at ang sinabi ko lang na ang "M" word

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ay di tulad ng "N" word.

00:14:42.386 --> 00:14:44.388 align:center
Pero di ko sinasabi,

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at ikaw, sinasabi mo ngayon nang malakas.

00:14:47.766 --> 00:14:50.853 align:center
Binuksan ang seatbelt sign.

00:14:50.936 --> 00:14:52.396 align:center
May ilang mga bump.

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Lilinawin ko.

00:14:54.106 --> 00:14:58.027 align:center
Ang sinasabi mo, 'yong "midget,

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hindi kasing sakit ng…

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Diyos ko, pare!

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Ano 'yon, sir?

00:15:05.034 --> 00:15:07.244 align:center
Bastos ang lalaking 'yon.

00:15:07.328 --> 00:15:09.496 align:center
-Galit sa asawa niya.
-Hindi kaya.

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Sir, wag mo na ipaulit sa akin.

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Di mo 'yon dapat sabihin.

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Sorry, anong salita?

00:15:19.173 --> 00:15:20.799 align:center
Alam mo ang hindi puwede.

00:15:20.883 --> 00:15:25.220 align:center
-Di ko alam. Marami akong sinasabi.
-May dalawang salita

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na pwede mong paglaruan ang isa
at di mahawakan ang isa.

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E, ako, Tommy?

00:15:29.683 --> 00:15:31.769 align:center
Anong mga salita ang puwede?

00:15:36.231 --> 00:15:37.524 align:center
Pareho.

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Anong pareho?

00:15:38.651 --> 00:15:39.485 align:center
Parehong salita.

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Parehong salita na tayo ay…
Sinasabi niya. Pasigaw.

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Sabihin mo kung ano.

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Di puwede.

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Bakit?

00:15:48.369 --> 00:15:49.870 align:center
Kasi ikaw…

00:15:49.954 --> 00:15:50.829 align:center
Ano ako?

00:15:50.913 --> 00:15:52.247 align:center
Pareho kayong…

00:15:53.499 --> 00:15:56.168 align:center
Sakto sa 'yo ang mga kahon.

00:15:56.251 --> 00:15:57.670 align:center
Kasya raw ako sa mga kahon?

00:15:57.753 --> 00:15:59.505 align:center
Kasya sa kahon? Kasya na kami?

00:15:59.588 --> 00:16:01.632 align:center
Flying first class ito.
Ito ang…

00:16:01.715 --> 00:16:03.550 align:center
-Kailangan ko ng may kakayahan.
-Ako.

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Puwes, wala ba kaming kakayahan, Tommy?

00:16:06.261 --> 00:16:08.180 align:center
-Tumutulong lang.
-Halika.

00:16:08.263 --> 00:16:10.182 align:center
-Baliw kayo.
-Ikaw 'yon.

00:16:10.265 --> 00:16:12.017 align:center
Iniligtas mo ako. 'Yong mga…

00:16:12.101 --> 00:16:13.310 align:center
Nagsa-Spanish ka?

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Oo. Matatas.

00:16:14.436 --> 00:16:16.522 align:center
-Patay ang mga piloto.
-Ano?

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Lintik?

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Paano 'to nangyari?

00:16:22.736 --> 00:16:26.031 align:center
Nagpa-pilot sex sila at nalintikan na.

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Pilot sex?

00:16:27.741 --> 00:16:29.576 align:center
Lahat ng piloto, nagtitirahan.

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Bakit kaya binato ni Sully ang mga ibon?

00:16:32.496 --> 00:16:34.373 align:center
Di 'yon nasabi sa pelikula.

00:16:34.456 --> 00:16:36.625 align:center
Ilapag mo ang eroplano.

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Ano?

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ITUTULOY…

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