WEBVTT 00:08.133 --> 00:09.801 But first, my sister. 00:09.884 --> 00:12.262 Is she coming or… Is she here? 00:12.345 --> 00:13.596 Ohh! 00:14.556 --> 00:16.015 No! Fuck! 00:16.099 --> 00:17.517 Who is this? 00:18.143 --> 00:20.979 -What is that? -Very nice choice, Kati. 00:21.062 --> 00:23.189 -What in the fuck is coming out of you? -Strong man. 00:23.273 --> 00:25.483 I can't wait to have a taste. 00:26.860 --> 00:28.987 You don't want me now, do you? 00:29.070 --> 00:29.988 No. 00:30.864 --> 00:33.992 I mean, yeah, yeah, I do. 00:34.075 --> 00:37.203 I do, I'm really horny. I just… 00:38.121 --> 00:40.331 You're so beautiful. 00:42.625 --> 00:44.252 Okay. 00:44.335 --> 00:47.088 Do her first and then me. 00:47.672 --> 00:48.673 Okay? 00:48.757 --> 00:51.760 Monsieur. Monsieur. 00:52.844 --> 00:54.804 Use the backdoor. She likes it. 00:54.888 --> 00:55.889 Don't talk to her. 00:55.972 --> 00:57.015 Come over here. 00:57.682 --> 00:58.933 Fuck me, big boy. 00:59.017 --> 01:00.310 Yes! Fuck her. 01:01.144 --> 01:02.270 She wants you. 01:03.354 --> 01:04.189 Okay. 01:05.315 --> 01:06.316 Okay. 01:06.399 --> 01:07.400 Yes. 01:07.484 --> 01:08.401 Okay. 01:08.485 --> 01:09.360 Go get her. 01:09.444 --> 01:10.820 Okay. Yeah. 01:10.904 --> 01:12.697 Yeah, her first. 01:13.490 --> 01:14.783 Bonsoir, Monsieur. 01:16.242 --> 01:17.327 Bonsoir. 01:17.410 --> 01:20.288 Your French is fantastic. 01:20.830 --> 01:24.626 It arouses me that you are a world traveler. 01:26.461 --> 01:27.545 Merci. 01:27.629 --> 01:29.631 Drop your pants and fuck me now! 01:30.507 --> 01:31.966 -Okay. -It's my turn. 01:32.842 --> 01:36.805 Put some butter on that baguette and shove it in my ass. 01:36.888 --> 01:37.847 Mmm… 01:37.931 --> 01:39.098 Now, 01:39.766 --> 01:40.934 get it hard. 01:41.559 --> 01:44.395 Shove it in my tight little ass. 01:44.479 --> 01:47.899 Give it a good tug like you're starting a lawn mower. 01:48.858 --> 01:50.777 Yes! Tug, tug, tug. 01:51.528 --> 01:53.404 Big and hard. 01:54.739 --> 01:56.616 Your peepee is not going to grow? 01:56.699 --> 01:57.575 I'm trying, man. 01:57.659 --> 02:00.036 -You've never had sex before? -That's not what it is-- 02:00.119 --> 02:02.580 Kati, you have to bring a man who's ready to fuck. 02:02.664 --> 02:04.916 Your boy's not even hard. 02:04.999 --> 02:05.917 Pull harder. 02:06.000 --> 02:07.127 Fuck. 02:07.669 --> 02:09.128 Sorry, I… 02:09.629 --> 02:10.922 You're not going to? 02:11.005 --> 02:13.049 I'm sorry. I'm just having a little-- 02:13.132 --> 02:14.217 Do you need a little help? 02:14.300 --> 02:17.512 No, no, I'm having a little trouble back here. 02:18.012 --> 02:19.347 Put it in my mouth. 02:19.430 --> 02:20.682 No, no, no. That's okay. 02:20.765 --> 02:23.226 -Oui. She loves it. -Put it in my mouth, baby. 02:23.309 --> 02:25.520 -In her mouth? -Oui. Put it in her mouth. 02:25.603 --> 02:26.980 It's so special for her. 02:27.063 --> 02:28.940 Climb up here and put it in my mouth. 02:29.899 --> 02:32.819 Can I put it in your mouth instead? 02:32.902 --> 02:34.654 Do her first. 02:34.737 --> 02:35.905 Then, oui. 02:35.989 --> 02:39.284 -I'm much better at oral… -Oh, my God. 02:39.367 --> 02:40.785 …than Kati. 02:40.869 --> 02:42.579 -I love it in my mouth. -Fuck. 02:42.662 --> 02:45.415 Feeling it change in my mouth. 02:45.498 --> 02:46.374 It's exciting. 02:47.709 --> 02:49.669 Mount me, big boy. 02:49.752 --> 02:51.337 Step over the back. 02:52.005 --> 02:54.299 And lower yourself into my mouth. 02:55.967 --> 02:57.552 -In the mouth. -Come in my mouth. 02:57.635 --> 03:00.388 Oui, oui, Juju. You got this. 03:07.645 --> 03:08.897 Little, little. 03:12.150 --> 03:14.027 Oh, fuck. What am I doing? 03:14.110 --> 03:15.570 I can't wait for my turn. 03:15.653 --> 03:16.738 Me too. 03:16.821 --> 03:18.615 He's growing in my mouth. 03:19.824 --> 03:20.950 Okay. Okay. 03:21.034 --> 03:22.118 I'm ready, I guess. 03:22.202 --> 03:24.537 -Okay. -Don't come in my mouth. 03:25.246 --> 03:27.832 -Save it for my ass. -Jesus. 03:27.916 --> 03:29.959 You're so tasty. 03:31.169 --> 03:33.296 -Fuck me. -Oh, God! 03:34.005 --> 03:36.883 Oh, yes. Not just the head. 03:36.966 --> 03:38.635 All the way. 03:40.220 --> 03:42.889 God! 03:42.972 --> 03:44.849 Oh, that feels good. 03:45.391 --> 03:46.351 Juju! 03:46.434 --> 03:47.977 Fuck me harder. 03:50.188 --> 03:51.689 Yeah, Juju, like that. 03:51.773 --> 03:53.650 -Fuck me, you pussy. -Oh, my God. 03:53.733 --> 03:54.817 Oh, my God! 03:54.901 --> 03:56.402 Please stop talking. 03:56.486 --> 03:59.155 No, you stop talking and fuck me! 03:59.238 --> 04:01.074 -She loves it. -Good. 04:01.157 --> 04:03.159 She hasn't made love in years. 04:03.243 --> 04:05.203 Ohh, I'm so lucky. 04:05.995 --> 04:06.829 Take me. 04:06.913 --> 04:08.456 I can't wait for you. 04:08.539 --> 04:10.917 Oui. Ma soeur. 04:11.000 --> 04:13.044 -Are you going to come? -No. God, no. 04:13.920 --> 04:14.921 Wait. 04:15.672 --> 04:17.131 I'm going to come. 04:17.215 --> 04:18.758 -Oh, fuck! -Oui! 04:18.841 --> 04:20.176 You go, girl! 04:42.907 --> 04:43.992 Is she okay? 04:44.075 --> 04:46.244 Oui. Juju, you did it. 04:49.831 --> 04:51.958 Yeah, I guess I did. 04:52.041 --> 04:53.251 She's so happy. 04:53.334 --> 04:54.794 That's nice. 04:55.378 --> 04:56.754 Uh… 04:56.838 --> 04:57.839 Can we go now? 04:58.715 --> 04:59.674 Oui. 04:59.757 --> 05:00.675 Oh, my God. 05:07.140 --> 05:08.224 Ignore her. 05:08.725 --> 05:09.726 Gladly. 05:15.982 --> 05:17.025 Oui… 05:17.942 --> 05:19.027 Fuck me harder! 05:24.657 --> 05:26.701 Oui, that's it! That's it! 05:26.784 --> 05:27.827 Good boy. 05:28.911 --> 05:29.912 Hey! 05:31.414 --> 05:32.623 Suck my big toe. 05:32.707 --> 05:34.083 Your big toe? 05:34.167 --> 05:35.960 -Yes. -Okay. 05:36.044 --> 05:37.045 Okay. 05:39.756 --> 05:41.466 Ah, that's it! 05:42.759 --> 05:43.968 Just like that. 05:46.596 --> 05:49.682 Hey, that's my toe, baby! 05:49.766 --> 05:51.309 Oh, fuck! What… 05:53.478 --> 05:55.980 You're not a nice person. Nobody in this town is! 05:56.064 --> 05:57.273 Where are you going? 05:57.357 --> 06:00.068 Come back here, Donkey Dick! 06:05.365 --> 06:06.949 Love. 06:07.033 --> 06:08.451 It fucking sucks. 06:11.287 --> 06:13.414 But it takes a little while to learn that. 06:15.375 --> 06:17.085 Ah, young love. 06:17.794 --> 06:19.796 Enjoy your first dry tug, young man. 06:20.880 --> 06:21.714 Hm? 06:21.798 --> 06:23.299 You can't choose who you love, 06:23.383 --> 06:25.885 and you definitely can't choose who loves you. 06:27.428 --> 06:29.389 Wonder if they're together again. 06:30.098 --> 06:31.390 They're not. 06:31.474 --> 06:32.475 He's in hell. 06:33.851 --> 06:35.895 I love stories about love. 06:35.978 --> 06:39.023 And that's because I have a heart twice the size of a normal person. 06:39.107 --> 06:42.527 It's called cardiomegaly, and it very well might kill me. 06:46.989 --> 06:48.241 I can't wait. 06:52.578 --> 06:53.913 I love you. 06:53.996 --> 06:55.331 I love you so much. 06:55.998 --> 06:58.042 Are you feeling okay? 06:58.126 --> 06:58.960 Yeah. 06:59.043 --> 07:00.920 The meds are working really well. 07:01.003 --> 07:02.964 -Good, good. -The kids are coming later? 07:03.047 --> 07:05.174 -They're coming, yeah. -Okay. Good. 07:05.716 --> 07:07.844 Sarah, Carl. 07:08.553 --> 07:11.389 This is Lilly Weiland. She's from the Last Wish group. 07:12.765 --> 07:14.225 I'll leave you to it. 07:15.643 --> 07:16.602 You must be Sarah. 07:16.686 --> 07:17.937 Hi. 07:18.020 --> 07:19.856 Hi. And you are? 07:19.939 --> 07:22.608 Oh, I'm Carl. I'm her husband. 07:23.317 --> 07:25.027 What's the Last Wish group? 07:25.111 --> 07:29.532 Well, uh, we do our very best to deliver wishes. 07:30.116 --> 07:33.494 Bucket list experiences for people like Sarah. 07:33.578 --> 07:36.664 Oh, my God, that's so awesome. 07:36.747 --> 07:39.459 You're still full of surprises. 07:40.084 --> 07:41.961 Oh, God, you two are so cute. 07:42.044 --> 07:44.338 Oh, well, I hit the jackpot with this one. 07:44.422 --> 07:46.299 He's the Popeye to my Olive Oyl. 07:46.382 --> 07:47.425 -Right? -Yeah. 07:51.512 --> 07:52.930 I'm sorry. 07:53.014 --> 07:55.391 What's your wish, honey? 07:55.474 --> 08:00.062 Well, Sarah did not make it easy on me, but I love a challenge. 08:00.146 --> 08:02.190 It's Sergei, isn't it? 08:02.773 --> 08:03.983 The violinist? 08:04.066 --> 08:06.277 She wanted to see the symphony one last time. 08:06.360 --> 08:08.404 It's not that but… 08:08.488 --> 08:11.532 Is it Chip and Joanna Gaines from HGTV? 08:12.241 --> 08:14.327 Maybe Maroon 5 Adam Levine. 08:26.255 --> 08:27.840 Wait, it's… 08:27.924 --> 08:30.343 Barry the Sandwich Guy on TV. 08:30.426 --> 08:31.594 How are you doing, bud? 08:32.803 --> 08:35.306 Um, so your last wish is a Hoagie? 08:36.057 --> 08:38.267 Well, that and other things. 08:38.351 --> 08:41.437 Her wish includes a turkey and provolone club 08:41.520 --> 08:43.648 -from the Hoagie Hut. -Bestseller. 08:43.731 --> 08:46.275 A bag of sea salt potato chips. 08:46.359 --> 08:47.610 As requested. 08:47.693 --> 08:49.820 And for Barry, 08:49.904 --> 08:51.906 the manager of Hoagie Hut… 08:51.989 --> 08:52.907 Owner-operator. 08:53.658 --> 08:56.327 Owner-operator to… 08:56.869 --> 08:59.580 "Fuck every hole and fill me with this big boy jizz. 08:59.664 --> 09:02.500 I want big boy jizz, not little bitch boy jizz 09:02.583 --> 09:06.212 to make me feel like a real woman, for once in my life." 09:06.295 --> 09:08.631 Wait, wait, wait. What is this? 09:08.714 --> 09:10.800 Is this some sort of prank or something? 09:10.883 --> 09:12.885 No, it's the real deal, pal. 09:12.969 --> 09:14.095 What's big-boy jizz? 09:14.178 --> 09:16.138 That's the only kind I carry. 09:17.014 --> 09:18.057 Hold on. 09:18.140 --> 09:20.476 I'm sorry. Is there gonna be a problem? 09:20.560 --> 09:23.980 -Actually, I'm sorry. There is a problem. -Yeah, there's a problem. 09:24.063 --> 09:27.149 I think you missed the part about him dragging his nuts across my face. 09:27.233 --> 09:28.401 What? 09:28.484 --> 09:32.071 Oh, God, I'm so sorry, It continued on to the next page. 09:32.154 --> 09:34.615 "I want him to drag his nuts across my face…" 09:34.699 --> 09:36.409 -There it is. -"…fold me in half 09:36.492 --> 09:37.702 and make me his cum pig. 09:37.785 --> 09:40.204 Shove my head in a trash can to snap my back…" 09:40.288 --> 09:41.497 "Cum pig"? 09:41.581 --> 09:44.375 "…and to fill me with this girthy meat." 09:44.458 --> 09:48.546 Wait a second. Are you cheating on me with Barry from Hoagie Hut? 09:49.338 --> 09:50.673 -Whoa. No. -No! 09:50.756 --> 09:54.343 The guy we make fun of his billboards. He karate-chops his sandwiches. That guy? 09:54.427 --> 09:56.554 Of course not. Of course not. 09:56.637 --> 09:57.930 No, no, no, no. 09:58.014 --> 09:59.724 This is just a fantasy. 09:59.807 --> 10:01.309 Fantasies happen in your mind. 10:01.392 --> 10:03.227 This is happening right now in this room. 10:03.311 --> 10:04.729 No, it's like… 10:04.812 --> 10:07.648 It's like last year when you went to the Masters. 10:08.316 --> 10:11.402 This is not that at all! That was golf. 10:12.028 --> 10:13.613 This is my golf. 10:15.489 --> 10:17.366 -You both like golf. -Shut up, Barry. 10:17.450 --> 10:19.452 All right, Carl, let's just give them some space. 10:19.535 --> 10:20.494 Excuse me, um… 10:20.578 --> 10:24.123 So my wife isn't mentally fit to make this decision, right? 10:24.206 --> 10:26.626 Oh. This one is still as sharp as a tack. 10:29.837 --> 10:32.089 Do not spit on my dying wife, man. 10:32.173 --> 10:34.675 -Piece of shit. -All right, let me go talk to him. 10:34.759 --> 10:36.886 You spit on her, man. 10:36.969 --> 10:39.472 Look, I don't know if I'm going crazy, 10:39.555 --> 10:41.766 but it feels like you don't want me to fuck your wife. 10:41.849 --> 10:42.892 That's correct. 10:42.975 --> 10:44.393 Shit. 10:44.477 --> 10:46.354 I've been holding this load for a week. 10:46.937 --> 10:49.315 -I don't care. -I lapped it up, Daddy! 10:49.398 --> 10:50.232 Good girl. 10:51.108 --> 10:52.360 You know, the thing is, man, 10:52.443 --> 10:54.779 I think you're just kind of looking at the situation wrong. 10:54.862 --> 10:57.156 It's about perspective. You know what you are? 10:57.239 --> 10:58.866 -What? -A ham and cheese sandwich. 10:58.949 --> 11:02.203 They're good. It's good bread, it's good ham, it's good cheese. 11:02.286 --> 11:04.872 But you can get it anywhere, any day. 11:04.955 --> 11:06.290 And I'm over here. 11:06.374 --> 11:09.085 I'm like imported specialty meats. 11:09.168 --> 11:12.046 Prosciuttos, and jamón serranos, 11:12.129 --> 11:14.131 some Vietnamese pork belly, 11:14.215 --> 11:16.175 bok choy, kare-kare. 11:16.258 --> 11:17.635 I'm like a bánh mì. 11:17.718 --> 11:20.179 You see that and you go, "This is fucking crazy." 11:21.055 --> 11:22.056 You get it? 11:23.516 --> 11:24.600 He gets it. 11:24.684 --> 11:27.645 All right. If I start now, I can come four times in an hour. 11:27.728 --> 11:30.398 -Oh. -Ah, the first one is always quick. 11:30.481 --> 11:31.357 I don't know why. 11:32.525 --> 11:33.442 No. 11:33.526 --> 11:35.486 No, no, no. Nope! 11:35.569 --> 11:36.987 You can't do this. 11:37.071 --> 11:38.072 You cannot do this! 11:38.155 --> 11:40.282 -I already took the pill. -I'm sorry. 11:40.366 --> 11:42.493 Did I just hear someone deny a last wish? 11:43.077 --> 11:44.078 Him. 11:44.161 --> 11:48.791 In my 35 years of medicine, I've never heard someone deny a last wish. 11:48.874 --> 11:50.835 You're being incredibly selfish, Carl. 11:50.918 --> 11:52.128 I'm selfish? 11:53.295 --> 11:55.172 Am I losing my fucking mind? 11:55.256 --> 11:57.925 You know, we can certainly have you evaluated 11:58.008 --> 11:59.510 if you're feeling unwell. 11:59.593 --> 12:00.928 That's a good idea, Doc. 12:11.939 --> 12:14.233 -That won't be necessary. -Good. 12:14.942 --> 12:16.527 -Okay. -All right, Carl. 12:16.610 --> 12:18.195 -Let's get you out of here. -Come on. 12:18.279 --> 12:19.905 You're not gonna wanna see this. 12:24.577 --> 12:26.287 I can't wait for you to try this. 12:26.370 --> 12:27.997 I'm using a new mayo. 12:28.539 --> 12:29.707 Barry? 12:31.167 --> 12:32.835 Can you please use a condom? 12:47.933 --> 12:48.934 No. 12:56.984 --> 12:58.277 Good evening. 12:58.360 --> 12:59.820 This is your captain speaking. 12:59.904 --> 13:01.572 We're at cruising altitude. 13:01.655 --> 13:03.699 While you sleep, I'll pet the co-pilot. 13:05.034 --> 13:06.035 Have a good flight. 13:18.964 --> 13:20.090 In love? 13:21.217 --> 13:22.301 Excuse me? 13:22.384 --> 13:24.261 You in love? 13:25.262 --> 13:26.847 Oh, no, it's for my wife. 13:26.931 --> 13:28.390 You don't love your wife? 13:28.474 --> 13:30.142 Sorry. 13:30.226 --> 13:31.936 I meant yes, I love my wife. 13:32.770 --> 13:34.146 Just… 13:34.230 --> 13:37.191 I'm going home after being away for a while. That's all. 13:43.239 --> 13:44.114 We good? 13:44.198 --> 13:45.741 I feel like I know you. 13:46.742 --> 13:48.202 Nah, you don't. 13:48.869 --> 13:50.955 Wait. Are you that comedian? 13:51.038 --> 13:52.039 No. 13:52.122 --> 13:53.165 Bikes! 13:53.249 --> 13:55.000 Right! Tom Segura. 13:55.084 --> 13:56.418 You're funny, man. 13:56.502 --> 13:59.421 -Bikes! Bikes! -Okay. Dude. 13:59.505 --> 14:00.422 -Sir? Sir. -Yeah. 14:00.506 --> 14:02.341 I'm going to need you to keep your voice down. 14:02.424 --> 14:03.717 Me? 14:03.801 --> 14:05.469 Thank you for your cooperation. 14:07.388 --> 14:11.392 -I always yell that. Bikes! -Okay, thank you. Appreciate it, man. 14:11.475 --> 14:13.269 What was that other bit you had again? 14:14.436 --> 14:15.312 I don't know. 14:15.396 --> 14:18.691 Oh, yeah, it's that calling someone a midget 14:18.774 --> 14:20.860 isn't as bad as calling someone a. 14:20.943 --> 14:22.903 Jesus Christ, dude! 14:22.987 --> 14:25.281 -You can't say that. -What?. 14:25.364 --> 14:27.283 -You shouldn't say that word. -But you did. 14:27.366 --> 14:30.661 -You said that in your act. -It was a joke from a long time ago, okay? 14:30.744 --> 14:32.413 Such a funny joke. 14:32.496 --> 14:35.624 The joke was about equating words that aren't equal. 14:35.708 --> 14:37.334 Somebody said that they were, 14:37.418 --> 14:39.670 and all I said was that saying the "M" word 14:39.753 --> 14:41.839 was not the same as saying the "N" word. 14:42.423 --> 14:44.341 But I don't say either in my real life, 14:44.425 --> 14:47.636 and you're saying both right now very loudly, I might add. 14:47.720 --> 14:50.806 The captain has turned on the seatbelt sign. 14:50.890 --> 14:52.349 We're gonna have a few bumps. 14:52.433 --> 14:53.976 So let me get this straight. 14:54.059 --> 14:58.022 Your argument is saying, "midget" isn't 14:58.105 --> 15:01.317 as hurtful as saying. 15:01.400 --> 15:02.901 Christ, dude! 15:04.111 --> 15:04.945 Yes, sir? 15:05.029 --> 15:07.197 That man is very inappropriate. 15:07.281 --> 15:09.450 -He also hates his wife. -No, I don't hate my wife. 15:09.533 --> 15:11.785 Sir, please do not make me ask you again. 15:13.746 --> 15:16.707 You really should not say that word. 15:17.750 --> 15:19.084 I'm sorry, which word? 15:19.168 --> 15:20.753 You know which one's off limits. 15:20.836 --> 15:25.215 -I do not know. I say a lot of words. -We're talking about two fun words 15:25.299 --> 15:28.010 that you get to play with one and you don't get to touch the other. 15:28.093 --> 15:29.595 What about me, Tommy? 15:29.678 --> 15:31.764 What words am I allowed to say? 15:36.226 --> 15:37.478 You can say both. 15:37.561 --> 15:38.520 Both what? 15:38.604 --> 15:39.438 Both words. 15:40.898 --> 15:43.776 Both words that we were… He was saying. Out loud. 15:43.859 --> 15:45.110 Tell me what word. 15:45.194 --> 15:46.570 I can't. 15:46.654 --> 15:47.821 Why? 15:47.905 --> 15:49.865 'Cause… 'cause you're… 15:49.949 --> 15:50.783 I'm what? 15:50.866 --> 15:52.201 You're both of the… 15:53.369 --> 15:56.121 You fit into the different boxes. 15:56.205 --> 15:57.665 He said I could fit into boxes now. 15:57.748 --> 15:59.333 Fitting in a box? We can fit in a box? 15:59.416 --> 16:01.835 I'm calling it flying first class. This what I get-- 16:01.919 --> 16:04.004 -I need an able-bodied volunteer. -Right here. 16:04.088 --> 16:06.173 So we're not able-bodied? Is that what you're saying? 16:06.256 --> 16:08.842 -I'm just trying to help. -Come with me, please. 16:08.926 --> 16:10.469 -You guys are nuts. -You're nuts, man. 16:10.552 --> 16:12.012 You saved my ass. Those guys-- 16:12.096 --> 16:13.305 Do you speak Spanish? 16:13.389 --> 16:14.348 Yeah. Fluently. 16:14.431 --> 16:16.475 -The pilots are dead. -What? 16:20.145 --> 16:21.188 What the fuck? 16:21.271 --> 16:22.606 How did this happen? 16:22.690 --> 16:25.984 They were doing their pilot sex shit, and it got out of hand. 16:26.068 --> 16:27.611 Pilot sex shit? 16:27.695 --> 16:29.571 All pilots have sex with each other. 16:30.322 --> 16:32.366 Why do you think Sully hit those birds? 16:32.449 --> 16:34.368 They left that part out of the movie. 16:34.451 --> 16:36.578 Yeah. Okay, we need you to land the plane. 16:36.662 --> 16:37.496 What? Okay, we need you to land the plane.