WEBVTT 00:00:11.094 --> 00:00:13.972 align:center Mmm! Well, would you look at that? 00:00:14.723 --> 00:00:18.977 align:center You know, I wasn't sure if you were XXXL or XXXXL. 00:00:19.060 --> 00:00:20.687 align:center Please, have a seat. 00:00:20.770 --> 00:00:21.855 align:center Sit down. 00:00:33.575 --> 00:00:35.160 align:center This is nice, isn't it? 00:00:37.037 --> 00:00:39.581 align:center Just a nice normal dinner. 00:00:39.664 --> 00:00:43.293 align:center Now… I'm sure you're wondering 00:00:43.376 --> 00:00:46.963 align:center why I invited you into my beautiful home. 00:00:47.047 --> 00:00:50.717 align:center Well, I have not been spoken to like that in a long time. 00:00:50.800 --> 00:00:54.095 align:center And if I'm being honest… I was a little ticked off. 00:00:54.846 --> 00:00:57.682 align:center And then I got a big old boner. 00:00:57.766 --> 00:01:00.894 align:center Now I'm turned around worse than a woodpecker in a lumberyard. 00:01:01.728 --> 00:01:03.772 align:center So I'd like to hear some more. 00:01:06.858 --> 00:01:09.152 align:center Byung Sung, take a walk. 00:01:09.235 --> 00:01:10.820 align:center You're giving her the heebie-jeebies. 00:01:14.783 --> 00:01:15.784 align:center It's all right. 00:01:16.826 --> 00:01:18.536 align:center I'm a little racist too. 00:01:18.620 --> 00:01:20.622 align:center Now, tell me what's on your mind. 00:01:21.748 --> 00:01:23.124 align:center Why are you doing this? 00:01:23.208 --> 00:01:26.169 align:center Jesus Christ. It's pretty straightforward, Shelly. 00:01:26.252 --> 00:01:29.380 align:center I'm a global country superstar who's lost his mojo. 00:01:29.464 --> 00:01:32.425 align:center I decided to kidnap my fans and force them to live in a poor people town, 00:01:32.509 --> 00:01:34.636 align:center make them share their deepest, darkest traumas 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:36.346 align:center so I could put it in the hit songs. 00:01:36.429 --> 00:01:39.682 align:center -How the fuck do you not get that? -Oh, no, I get it. 00:01:39.766 --> 00:01:41.726 align:center Oh, yeah, I get it. 00:01:45.438 --> 00:01:48.316 align:center But it's not working anymore, is it? 00:01:48.399 --> 00:01:49.651 align:center How do you know that? 00:01:49.734 --> 00:01:53.238 align:center I've been an honorary hen hound since I was eight years old. 00:01:54.447 --> 00:01:56.658 align:center You know, you kind of remind me of an oyster. 00:01:57.659 --> 00:01:59.953 align:center What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 00:02:00.036 --> 00:02:01.621 align:center I don't live in the ocean. 00:02:01.704 --> 00:02:04.874 align:center No, an oyster. It has a shell to protect it. 00:02:04.958 --> 00:02:10.171 align:center I think you had a lot of people around you who are too scared to tell you the truth. 00:02:10.255 --> 00:02:14.008 align:center Sometimes a grain of sand gets caught into an oyster 00:02:14.092 --> 00:02:16.511 align:center and it's uncomfortable and harsh. 00:02:16.594 --> 00:02:21.724 align:center But then sometimes that oyster takes that sand, and it makes something magical. 00:02:21.808 --> 00:02:23.977 align:center A sandcastle. 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:26.646 align:center A pearl. 00:02:28.022 --> 00:02:30.733 align:center Wow. I like that. 00:02:30.817 --> 00:02:31.943 align:center So you're saying… 00:02:33.486 --> 00:02:34.904 align:center you're like my grain of sand. 00:02:35.655 --> 00:02:36.739 align:center I could be. 00:02:37.782 --> 00:02:43.204 align:center You know, um, oysters are like an aphrodisiac. 00:02:43.288 --> 00:02:45.540 align:center Gets you all wet and horny. 00:02:47.041 --> 00:02:49.669 align:center -Mmm-hmm. -I eat them all day. 00:02:49.752 --> 00:02:55.216 align:center You don't need a fake town with poor people to exploit them for their trauma. 00:02:55.967 --> 00:02:58.094 align:center -Oh, I don't? -Mmm-mmm. 00:03:01.347 --> 00:03:04.684 align:center I think that you need… 00:03:06.060 --> 00:03:08.897 align:center your own trauma. 00:03:09.689 --> 00:03:10.732 align:center What? 00:03:12.525 --> 00:03:14.402 align:center Fuck! Ow! Fuck! 00:03:16.654 --> 00:03:19.616 align:center Byung Sung! Byung Sung, I've been penetrated! 00:03:19.699 --> 00:03:22.619 align:center Shoot her in the face! Don't shoot her tits. 00:03:51.522 --> 00:03:52.982 align:center Byung Sung… 00:03:53.650 --> 00:03:54.734 align:center Please… 00:03:55.485 --> 00:03:56.903 align:center don't shoot. 00:03:56.986 --> 00:03:59.989 align:center Do you understand? 00:04:08.790 --> 00:04:10.625 align:center I ain't gonna hurt ya. 00:04:12.710 --> 00:04:14.337 align:center You speak fucking English? 00:04:14.420 --> 00:04:15.546 align:center I do. 00:04:15.630 --> 00:04:17.257 align:center He makes us speak Korean. 00:04:17.340 --> 00:04:19.050 align:center Nobody really knows why. 00:04:19.133 --> 00:04:21.344 align:center I guess it's just part of the gig. 00:04:21.427 --> 00:04:24.430 align:center -My real name's Jeff. -That's insane. 00:04:24.514 --> 00:04:25.974 align:center Yeah, it's a doozy, isn't it? 00:04:28.226 --> 00:04:31.104 align:center I'm just a theater actor. All the guards are. 00:04:32.063 --> 00:04:34.274 align:center Rodrigo was in Hamilton. 00:04:37.026 --> 00:04:39.279 align:center There's a small town about ten miles that way. 00:04:40.154 --> 00:04:41.864 align:center Head there now. Go. 00:04:42.573 --> 00:04:44.117 align:center Why are you helping me? 00:04:45.159 --> 00:04:47.078 align:center Byung Sung's ruthless. 00:04:47.161 --> 00:04:49.831 align:center But Jeff ain't. Go. 00:04:49.914 --> 00:04:50.957 align:center Go now! 00:04:52.208 --> 00:04:53.209 align:center Thank you. 00:05:13.021 --> 00:05:14.647 align:center Oh, my God. 00:05:16.816 --> 00:05:19.694 align:center Darling, what the hell are you doing all the way out here? 00:05:19.777 --> 00:05:21.404 align:center -Thank God. -All right. It's okay. 00:05:21.487 --> 00:05:22.655 align:center It's okay. 00:05:22.739 --> 00:05:25.366 align:center He kidnaps fans, he tortures them. 00:05:25.450 --> 00:05:27.076 align:center And then he buries the bodies. 00:05:28.328 --> 00:05:29.412 align:center Good God. 00:05:29.495 --> 00:05:33.124 align:center You're sure it was the Rex Henley? 00:05:33.207 --> 00:05:34.208 align:center Oh. 00:05:34.709 --> 00:05:36.753 align:center Yes, I'm pretty fucking sure. 00:05:36.836 --> 00:05:39.756 align:center Okay, I believe you. 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:43.134 align:center All right. Now, the sheriff is coming in right now, 00:05:43.217 --> 00:05:46.012 align:center and we're gonna do everything we can to make this right. 00:05:46.095 --> 00:05:47.347 align:center -Thank you. -All right? 00:05:47.430 --> 00:05:48.931 align:center It's over. 00:05:49.515 --> 00:05:51.100 align:center Hey, speak of the devil. 00:05:53.436 --> 00:05:54.437 align:center Sheriff. 00:05:56.439 --> 00:05:57.774 align:center How's the wife, Chris? 00:05:57.857 --> 00:05:59.108 align:center Pregnant again. 00:05:59.192 --> 00:06:01.235 align:center Should learn to pull out, you little rascal. 00:06:02.779 --> 00:06:04.572 align:center No fucking way. 00:06:04.655 --> 00:06:06.449 align:center -I'll take it from here. -All right. 00:06:06.532 --> 00:06:08.868 align:center Let's go, boys. He's got work to do. 00:06:09.994 --> 00:06:11.871 align:center Oh, no. Sit down, darling. 00:06:11.954 --> 00:06:13.790 align:center Found her! Come quickly! 00:06:15.541 --> 00:06:17.085 align:center It's all right. 00:06:17.168 --> 00:06:19.462 align:center I ain't mad at you. I like you. 00:06:20.505 --> 00:06:21.672 align:center I need you. 00:06:21.756 --> 00:06:24.008 align:center Turns out, you were right about everything. 00:06:24.092 --> 00:06:26.928 align:center I don't need 200 enslaved prisoners. 00:06:27.512 --> 00:06:30.848 align:center I just need one abusive relationship. 00:06:30.932 --> 00:06:32.016 align:center You're my trauma. 00:06:33.810 --> 00:06:38.439 align:center And I promise you, when I get home, I'mma dig me a big old hole 00:06:38.523 --> 00:06:42.318 align:center and mow all those people down into one mass grave. 00:06:42.402 --> 00:06:45.029 align:center Plus, we're gonna save a fortune on shrimp. 00:06:45.113 --> 00:06:48.741 align:center You don't have to wash your hands so much. That's all because of you. 00:06:48.825 --> 00:06:53.454 align:center You and I are not in a relationship. 00:06:53.538 --> 00:06:54.914 align:center Oh, yes, we are. 00:06:54.997 --> 00:06:58.251 align:center You came into my life, you said a bunch of mean words, 00:06:58.334 --> 00:07:00.878 align:center and then you left when I needed you most. 00:07:00.962 --> 00:07:02.964 align:center But you got me feeling alive. 00:07:03.047 --> 00:07:05.758 align:center Brains firing. I'm all bricked up. 00:07:05.842 --> 00:07:08.719 align:center You're gonna stick around and help me write one more hit song. 00:07:08.803 --> 00:07:11.431 align:center I'm thinking a ballad. 00:07:11.514 --> 00:07:16.310 align:center Something about love and loss, about letting go. 00:07:16.394 --> 00:07:17.687 align:center Yeah, letting go. 00:07:17.770 --> 00:07:20.565 align:center -And then maybe you can let me go. -Absolutely not. 00:07:21.607 --> 00:07:25.778 align:center Because clearly, a breakup is not enough. 00:07:25.862 --> 00:07:28.614 align:center I need my heart ripped out, Shelly. 00:07:28.698 --> 00:07:32.493 align:center I just need to lose one person I feel a real connection to. 00:07:38.207 --> 00:07:39.625 align:center It's not gonna work. 00:07:40.668 --> 00:07:42.378 align:center Why not? 00:07:42.462 --> 00:07:45.423 align:center Because I'm just some girl that you met a day ago. 00:07:45.506 --> 00:07:47.383 align:center We don't even have a history. 00:07:47.467 --> 00:07:49.886 align:center There's no real loss at the end of this. 00:07:49.969 --> 00:07:53.181 align:center I know you have someone in your life. 00:07:53.264 --> 00:07:56.392 align:center Someone who matters. Someone who you loved. 00:07:58.019 --> 00:07:59.020 align:center And… 00:08:01.522 --> 00:08:03.357 align:center that's the person. 00:08:04.275 --> 00:08:07.403 align:center That's the person that can inspire you to write that hit song. 00:08:09.780 --> 00:08:10.781 align:center You… 00:08:11.908 --> 00:08:15.745 align:center are fucking brilliant. 00:08:16.496 --> 00:08:18.289 align:center There is someone… 00:08:21.292 --> 00:08:23.753 align:center Oh, no. 00:08:23.836 --> 00:08:25.338 align:center Byung Sung! 00:08:30.259 --> 00:08:34.305 align:center Oh, no, no, no! Byung Sung! Oh, God, my brother. 00:08:34.388 --> 00:08:36.974 align:center Why, God? Why would you take him from me? 00:08:37.683 --> 00:08:38.851 align:center Oh, shit! 00:08:38.935 --> 00:08:40.686 align:center I feel all these emotions. 00:08:40.770 --> 00:08:42.146 align:center It worked, buddy. 00:08:42.230 --> 00:08:43.397 align:center I feel it. 00:08:43.481 --> 00:08:45.274 align:center I feel I miss you already. 00:08:45.358 --> 00:08:48.444 align:center Oh, God. Shelly, it's working. 00:08:48.528 --> 00:08:52.365 align:center Look, there's real tears coming out of my eyes. 00:08:52.448 --> 00:08:53.366 align:center I'm traumatized. 00:08:53.449 --> 00:08:55.785 align:center This was my best friend. Oh, shit! 00:08:55.868 --> 00:08:59.497 align:center Oh! I get to use the hankie that you gave me. 00:09:01.374 --> 00:09:04.460 align:center Look, it was made in Korea. 00:09:11.133 --> 00:09:14.095 align:center I love you, my sweet Korean brother. 00:09:21.477 --> 00:09:24.146 align:center Rex Henley has a new number one album out. 00:09:26.524 --> 00:09:30.403 align:center Well, I guess officially, y'all, we got a hit album. 00:09:30.486 --> 00:09:34.031 align:center Shockingly, this album is entirely in Korean. 00:09:41.330 --> 00:09:42.748 align:center You've heard of K-Pop? 00:09:42.832 --> 00:09:44.917 align:center This is a Korean country. Would it be K-Cunt? 00:09:50.172 --> 00:09:52.133 align:center Whatever it's called, I love it. 00:10:01.183 --> 00:10:03.060 align:center Love you, Byung Sung. 00:10:09.442 --> 00:10:10.818 align:center Family. 00:10:10.901 --> 00:10:12.278 align:center Love them or hate them. 00:10:12.361 --> 00:10:13.446 align:center You're stuck with them. 00:10:13.529 --> 00:10:15.281 align:center Unless you're the Menendez brothers. 00:10:15.364 --> 00:10:17.366 align:center They figured that shit out. 00:10:17.450 --> 00:10:20.953 align:center Some families are happy, others are dysfunctional. 00:10:21.037 --> 00:10:22.580 align:center Some are even famous. 00:10:22.663 --> 00:10:23.831 align:center Like the Frankels. 00:10:23.914 --> 00:10:25.166 align:center Smile, everybody. 00:10:26.500 --> 00:10:29.378 align:center Well, the Frankels are only famous in my town because there was a rumor 00:10:29.462 --> 00:10:31.839 align:center the dad got busted banging the family dog. 00:10:31.922 --> 00:10:34.050 align:center -What the fuck? -I knew it. 00:10:34.133 --> 00:10:35.801 align:center -I knew it. -You knew what? 00:10:35.885 --> 00:10:37.845 align:center It was me. I started the rumor. 00:10:39.472 --> 00:10:43.434 align:center So gather your families on the couch and watch these uplifting tales. 00:10:43.517 --> 00:10:44.727 align:center Or don't. 00:10:44.810 --> 00:10:47.605 align:center I really don't care. I'm just here to get away from my family. 00:10:47.688 --> 00:10:48.773 align:center You're sick. 00:10:50.858 --> 00:10:54.028 align:center And that's why we named our daughter Daisy. 00:10:54.111 --> 00:10:55.655 align:center Aww! 00:10:56.364 --> 00:10:58.282 align:center We love you, Grandma. 00:11:05.498 --> 00:11:07.750 align:center -You came! -Yes. 00:11:07.833 --> 00:11:09.502 align:center Aren't they just so wonderful? 00:11:09.585 --> 00:11:10.544 align:center What is this? 00:11:10.628 --> 00:11:12.672 align:center It's what Stevie and your dad have been working on. 00:11:12.755 --> 00:11:14.757 align:center -What? -Next up, we have Stevie Segura 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:17.510 align:center telling a story of his grandfather, Wes. 00:11:17.593 --> 00:11:19.220 align:center -My dad's here? -Yeah. 00:11:19.303 --> 00:11:22.139 align:center And joining Stevie are several of his classmates. 00:11:22.223 --> 00:11:23.849 align:center Take it away, Stevie Segura. 00:11:28.604 --> 00:11:29.980 align:center This is gonna be bad. 00:11:30.064 --> 00:11:31.649 align:center No, it'll be sweet. 00:11:31.732 --> 00:11:34.318 align:center My dad doesn't do sweet. 00:11:34.402 --> 00:11:37.154 align:center Welcome to the suck, homos. 00:11:37.238 --> 00:11:38.406 align:center Here it is. 00:11:38.489 --> 00:11:39.907 align:center Jesus Christ! 00:11:39.990 --> 00:11:43.619 align:center When I asked for more marines, I meant ones that are ready to hump. 00:11:43.703 --> 00:11:46.747 align:center You sacks of shit don't look like you can play T-ball. 00:11:46.831 --> 00:11:48.833 align:center -Wow. -Oh, my God. 00:11:48.916 --> 00:11:50.418 align:center Gutierrez… 00:11:51.001 --> 00:11:53.671 align:center What the hell have you been eating, Gutierrez? 00:11:53.754 --> 00:11:56.632 align:center If your fat ass holds us up for even one second, 00:11:56.716 --> 00:11:58.718 align:center I'm sending your ass back to Okinawa 00:11:58.801 --> 00:12:01.387 align:center faster than you can say, "Chuba me chimichurri." 00:12:01.470 --> 00:12:02.638 align:center Sir, yes, sir. 00:12:02.722 --> 00:12:03.806 align:center Fat ass. 00:12:03.889 --> 00:12:05.099 align:center Steinberg! 00:12:06.267 --> 00:12:10.020 align:center You're the first of your kind in my platoon, Steinberg. 00:12:10.104 --> 00:12:12.648 align:center -You got a problem with that? -Sir, no, sir. 00:12:12.732 --> 00:12:16.485 align:center Fall back and keep that nose tucked in before it gets caught in a tripwire. 00:12:16.569 --> 00:12:17.945 align:center That's my boy! 00:12:18.028 --> 00:12:19.780 align:center You know we have to transfer schools, right? 00:12:19.864 --> 00:12:20.865 align:center Of course. 00:12:20.948 --> 00:12:25.911 align:center Small, Reggie, put your reefer out and turn off your Motown boogie beats! 00:12:26.537 --> 00:12:28.914 align:center What the hell were you two clowns doing? 00:12:28.998 --> 00:12:32.084 align:center Oh, you know, Lieutenant, just getting a little downtime. 00:12:32.168 --> 00:12:34.545 align:center Are you two ever not relaxing? 00:12:34.628 --> 00:12:36.297 align:center -I'm gonna go. -Fuck. No! 00:12:36.380 --> 00:12:39.300 align:center -We're in this together. -It's part of our culture, sir. 00:12:39.383 --> 00:12:41.886 align:center We love to dance or just sit around. 00:12:41.969 --> 00:12:42.887 align:center Lazy. 00:12:42.970 --> 00:12:44.764 align:center Thank you for guiding us to be more than just 00:12:44.847 --> 00:12:47.641 align:center a couple of Division-3 basketball players 00:12:47.725 --> 00:12:49.685 align:center who had no real shot at the pros. 00:12:49.769 --> 00:12:51.437 align:center -You fellows… -I'm sorry! 00:12:51.520 --> 00:12:53.939 align:center …tell Tyrone here how we operate. 00:12:54.023 --> 00:12:56.942 align:center There's no shootin' Black talk and no jive talk. 00:12:57.026 --> 00:12:58.652 align:center We're not like this. I swear. 00:12:58.736 --> 00:13:01.071 align:center We're here to do one thing and one thing only. 00:13:01.155 --> 00:13:04.617 align:center Kill those two-faced rice-slopping commie bastards. 00:13:04.700 --> 00:13:06.368 align:center 'Oorah! 00:13:06.452 --> 00:13:07.912 align:center Goddamn gooks. 00:13:07.995 --> 00:13:11.457 align:center -How did he learn all this stuff? -By hanging out with my dad. 00:13:13.375 --> 00:13:14.960 align:center Oh, it's a puppy. 00:13:15.044 --> 00:13:16.462 align:center Oh, my God. 00:13:16.545 --> 00:13:17.713 align:center It's the puppy story. 00:13:17.796 --> 00:13:22.301 align:center Nobody wants to blow up a puppy, but I'll do anything to protect my men. 00:13:22.384 --> 00:13:23.385 align:center I will. 00:13:23.469 --> 00:13:26.096 align:center That puppy will walk into that village over there 00:13:26.180 --> 00:13:28.224 align:center and get the job done for us. 00:13:31.477 --> 00:13:33.020 align:center Oh, shit. 00:13:36.148 --> 00:13:37.149 align:center Is that a foot? 00:13:41.278 --> 00:13:42.279 align:center That's a nice touch. 00:13:42.363 --> 00:13:44.323 align:center There's no better feeling than killing the enemy. 00:13:44.406 --> 00:13:45.824 align:center -Nice. -Oh, my God. 00:13:47.576 --> 00:13:51.956 align:center War is ugly, but necessary to ensure a better world for our children. 00:13:52.039 --> 00:13:54.124 align:center There you go. There you go. 00:13:54.208 --> 00:13:55.668 align:center Take my own son, Tom. 00:13:55.751 --> 00:13:58.462 align:center -Tommy, stand up. -No. 00:13:58.546 --> 00:13:59.839 align:center Get your ass up. 00:14:06.762 --> 00:14:09.473 align:center Tom has the freedom to do whatever he wants, 00:14:09.557 --> 00:14:11.350 align:center but my men fought and died 00:14:11.433 --> 00:14:15.104 align:center so he could tell jokes, hang out with his Jew buddies 00:14:15.187 --> 00:14:18.274 align:center and prance around like some Gypsy broad. 00:14:18.357 --> 00:14:22.319 align:center Did you know my son needs to inject testosterone into his body? 00:14:22.403 --> 00:14:26.282 align:center What kind of man needs to inject testosterone into his body? 00:14:26.365 --> 00:14:31.287 align:center I'm 78. I had no problem putting lead into my pencil. 00:14:31.370 --> 00:14:33.497 align:center No needles, no pills. 00:14:33.581 --> 00:14:34.832 align:center Thank you. 00:14:36.166 --> 00:14:38.794 align:center Attaboy. Attaboy! 00:14:44.633 --> 00:14:47.261 align:center -Jesus Christ. -I know. That was very… 00:14:47.344 --> 00:14:48.637 align:center -Thank you… -Bad. 00:14:48.721 --> 00:14:52.391 align:center …Stevie, and, uh, of course, Wes, 00:14:52.474 --> 00:14:56.687 align:center for that interesting lesson in history. 00:14:56.770 --> 00:14:58.188 align:center Uh… 00:14:58.272 --> 00:15:03.736 align:center Up next, we have Luis Ochoa and the story of his grandfather, Hector. 00:15:03.819 --> 00:15:05.529 align:center -Holy shit. -Excuse us. 00:15:05.613 --> 00:15:10.451 align:center South Beach, Miami, 1991, was all about cocaine. 00:15:11.535 --> 00:15:14.955 align:center And that's because of… me. 00:15:16.540 --> 00:15:18.667 align:center -I think I wanna see this. -Yeah, me too. 00:15:19.585 --> 00:15:21.420 align:center Come and get some! 00:15:21.503 --> 00:15:22.713 align:center Our kid's not that bad. 00:15:22.796 --> 00:15:25.799 align:center No way. That's illegal. We're just racist. 00:15:25.883 --> 00:15:28.302 align:center Let's go. 00:15:29.136 --> 00:15:30.179 align:center Don't touch it. 00:15:30.262 --> 00:15:33.891 align:center Disgusting. That's why we're always out of peanut butter. 00:15:33.974 --> 00:15:35.476 align:center Okay. 00:15:36.352 --> 00:15:38.979 align:center I understand. 00:15:39.063 --> 00:15:41.190 align:center All right. Goodbye, Genevieve. 00:15:42.358 --> 00:15:43.734 align:center I love you. 00:15:43.817 --> 00:15:44.985 align:center I said, "I love you." 00:15:48.072 --> 00:15:48.989 align:center Feelings change? 00:15:49.073 --> 00:15:50.574 align:center Yeah, I'm hungry. 00:15:50.658 --> 00:15:51.909 align:center That's my feeling. 00:15:55.287 --> 00:15:57.831 align:center Oh. Sir, you are back. 00:15:57.915 --> 00:16:00.834 align:center Has your lady, uh, she arrived? 00:16:00.918 --> 00:16:02.711 align:center Uh, dinner solo-- 00:16:02.795 --> 00:16:05.589 align:center Please. No.In English, sir. 00:16:05.673 --> 00:16:07.549 align:center Your… Your French is very… 00:16:08.425 --> 00:16:09.551 align:center sad to me. 00:16:10.302 --> 00:16:12.680 align:center She will not be joining me this evening. 00:16:14.139 --> 00:16:17.977 align:center The chef has already begun to prepare the lamb broth dinner for two. 00:16:18.060 --> 00:16:20.938 align:center -So unfortunately-- -It's fine. I'll pay for it. 00:16:21.021 --> 00:16:22.439 align:center Very good, sir. 00:16:22.523 --> 00:16:23.774 align:center Plus, this is better. 00:16:23.857 --> 00:16:25.859 align:center Now you very much enjoy more food. 00:16:27.528 --> 00:16:28.737 align:center Because you're fat. 00:16:29.571 --> 00:16:30.406 align:center Thank you. 00:16:36.620 --> 00:16:37.830 align:center Oh, I didn't order that. 00:16:47.172 --> 00:16:51.385 align:center I moved to fucking Gordes! Gordes, France. For her! 00:16:52.553 --> 00:16:56.598 align:center Don't grieve, for there are, what do they say? 00:16:57.141 --> 00:16:59.435 align:center "Plenty of fishes in the sea, oui"? 00:16:59.518 --> 00:17:02.104 align:center You know, she said my teeth were fucked up. 00:17:02.187 --> 00:17:05.315 align:center She made me get adult braces and I feel stupid. 00:17:08.444 --> 00:17:11.697 align:center Would you like to know a simple secret to life? 00:17:13.907 --> 00:17:14.950 align:center Sure. 00:17:15.993 --> 00:17:21.415 align:center Be open to the right opportunity when she presents herself. 00:17:25.294 --> 00:17:26.670 align:center Merci beaucoup. 00:17:26.754 --> 00:17:29.089 align:center Please. Don't speak French. 00:17:29.173 --> 00:17:31.008 align:center I'm sorry. I'm really fucking drunk. 00:17:31.091 --> 00:17:32.176 align:center Well, yeah. 00:17:32.259 --> 00:17:34.386 align:center Welcome to France, eh? Yeah. 00:17:34.470 --> 00:17:36.346 align:center You have to hold your liquor, right? 00:17:36.430 --> 00:17:39.349 align:center You know, I lost 300 lb. 00:17:41.935 --> 00:17:44.062 align:center Bonjour. This is Genevieve. 00:17:44.146 --> 00:17:45.189 align:center Leave a message. 00:17:45.272 --> 00:17:47.524 align:center I can't fucking drive. 00:17:47.608 --> 00:17:50.027 align:center Hey, Genevieve. This is Joe. 00:17:50.110 --> 00:17:51.612 align:center I'm still in Gordes. 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:57.242 align:center I moved here to be with you, if you recall, and guess what? 00:17:57.326 --> 00:17:58.702 align:center I'm not sorry. 00:17:58.786 --> 00:18:00.245 align:center I met a guy. 00:18:00.329 --> 00:18:01.455 align:center Not like that. 00:18:01.538 --> 00:18:05.584 align:center Like a cool older guy, and he says there's fishes everywhere. 00:18:05.667 --> 00:18:09.129 align:center So I'm gonna catch a long-nosed fish, 00:18:09.213 --> 00:18:12.549 align:center like the kind just mounted over a fireplace. 00:18:12.633 --> 00:18:13.759 align:center You ever see those? 00:18:13.842 --> 00:18:16.303 align:center And you're like, "Holy fuck! Did you catch that?" 00:18:16.386 --> 00:18:17.721 align:center So big. 00:18:17.805 --> 00:18:19.473 align:center How many fish did you see? 00:18:20.265 --> 00:18:22.893 align:center Oh, this is stupid. I'm not sending this. 00:18:24.394 --> 00:18:26.980 align:center Fuck. Did I just send that? 00:18:45.457 --> 00:18:47.584 align:center Me? 00:18:55.217 --> 00:18:56.135 align:center Okay. 00:19:05.978 --> 00:19:06.979 align:center Hello? 00:19:07.062 --> 00:19:07.980 align:center I'm back here. 00:19:11.859 --> 00:19:13.068 align:center Wow. 00:19:16.029 --> 00:19:21.159 align:center Why are you the only handsome man that has ever passed by? 00:19:23.078 --> 00:19:24.121 align:center I don't know. 00:19:25.497 --> 00:19:29.168 align:center I've been standing at that window for three whole days. 00:19:29.918 --> 00:19:31.420 align:center I'm glad I walked by. 00:19:32.212 --> 00:19:33.213 align:center Me too. 00:19:34.798 --> 00:19:35.966 align:center I'm Katie. 00:19:38.343 --> 00:19:40.262 align:center Uh… I'm Joseph. 00:19:41.054 --> 00:19:42.055 align:center Joseph? 00:19:43.765 --> 00:19:44.892 align:center Juju? 00:19:46.476 --> 00:19:48.103 align:center I like that name. 00:19:50.439 --> 00:19:52.858 align:center You have broad shoulders, Juju. 00:19:54.276 --> 00:19:56.195 align:center And beautiful eyes. 00:19:56.820 --> 00:19:58.947 align:center -I'm glad you like them. -Mmm! 00:20:02.910 --> 00:20:04.036 align:center That was… 00:20:05.287 --> 00:20:06.330 align:center very nice. 00:20:06.914 --> 00:20:08.123 align:center You're a real man. 00:20:08.206 --> 00:20:10.250 align:center I am? I am. 00:20:10.334 --> 00:20:12.753 align:center Mm. It's not easy to find. 00:20:13.921 --> 00:20:16.048 align:center You're having trouble finding a man? 00:20:16.131 --> 00:20:16.965 align:center Oui. 00:20:17.049 --> 00:20:19.259 align:center Did you ever go outside? 00:20:19.343 --> 00:20:22.262 align:center Oh…Mais oui, Juju. 00:20:23.597 --> 00:20:24.765 align:center You are… 00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:26.475 align:center stunning. 00:20:27.059 --> 00:20:30.145 align:center I mean, I was seeing someone. 00:20:31.021 --> 00:20:32.648 align:center She said I'm a friend type. 00:20:33.398 --> 00:20:36.068 align:center Then I met a cool older guy. 00:20:36.151 --> 00:20:38.737 align:center He was saying, "There's a bunch of fishes--" 00:20:38.820 --> 00:20:40.364 align:center I want you to fuck me. 00:20:40.447 --> 00:20:42.241 align:center What? Yeah, okay. 00:20:43.033 --> 00:20:46.536 align:center I do. I mean, I want to. Thank you. 00:20:47.371 --> 00:20:49.665 align:center Fuck. Yeah, let's do that. 00:20:58.423 --> 00:20:59.383 align:center Oh, my God. 00:21:01.718 --> 00:21:03.553 align:center But… 00:21:03.637 --> 00:21:05.264 align:center I want you to do me a favor. 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:08.892 align:center Okay, yeah, sure. 00:21:10.894 --> 00:21:12.729 align:center You have to fuck my sister first. 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:16.942 align:center She's my twin. 00:21:18.652 --> 00:21:22.281 align:center Okay? Sure. I can do you that favor. 00:21:23.115 --> 00:21:24.283 align:center Promise? 00:21:25.867 --> 00:21:28.954 align:center I will do my best, madam. 00:21:32.874 --> 00:21:36.253 align:center -Do you want me, Juju? -Mmm-hmm. Yes. Yes. 00:21:36.336 --> 00:21:38.922 align:center -I want you. -Oh. Good. Good. 00:21:39.006 --> 00:21:41.341 align:center No! I want you to want me more! 00:21:41.425 --> 00:21:43.302 align:center -I never wanted anybody more. -More! 00:21:43.385 --> 00:21:46.013 align:center I want you to take me and do whatever you want with me. 00:21:46.096 --> 00:21:48.348 align:center Whatever pleases you. Mm! 00:21:48.432 --> 00:21:50.642 align:center -Juju! Yes. Okay? -Okay. 00:21:50.726 --> 00:21:52.102 align:center -Okay. -Watch your step. 00:21:52.185 --> 00:21:54.062 align:center I'm yours, Juju. 00:21:54.146 --> 00:21:55.355 align:center Yes. 00:21:55.981 --> 00:21:58.317 align:center But first… my sister. 00:21:58.400 --> 00:21:59.401 align:center Okay. 00:22:01.570 --> 00:22:02.904 align:center Is she coming or is she here? 00:22:02.988 --> 00:22:04.114 align:center What does she look like? 00:22:05.615 --> 00:22:06.700 align:center Oh… 00:22:07.743 --> 00:22:09.119 align:center No! Fuck! 00:22:09.202 --> 00:22:11.455 align:center Who is this? 00:22:14.166 --> 00:22:15.417 align:center What is that? look like?