WEBVTT 00:00:16.307 --> 00:00:18.101 align:center -I love you. -I love you too. 00:00:38.496 --> 00:00:41.458 align:center Havana. You got 24 hours, Agent Six. 00:00:42.375 --> 00:00:43.877 align:center Don't get yourself killed. 00:00:44.711 --> 00:00:45.837 align:center Could be fun. 00:00:47.380 --> 00:00:50.925 align:center In my line of work, I'm always on the road. 00:00:55.263 --> 00:00:56.473 align:center New city. 00:00:57.390 --> 00:00:58.391 align:center New name. 00:01:00.435 --> 00:01:01.436 align:center New target. 00:01:05.190 --> 00:01:07.817 align:center Whiskey. Big ice cube. 00:01:08.401 --> 00:01:11.821 align:center They tell me you are looking for El Escorpión. 00:01:12.739 --> 00:01:13.823 align:center Not tonight. 00:01:15.450 --> 00:01:17.202 align:center But I never lose myself. 00:01:20.163 --> 00:01:21.122 align:center It's a job. 00:01:23.249 --> 00:01:24.417 align:center I have a routine. 00:01:26.044 --> 00:01:27.587 align:center No attachments. 00:01:33.092 --> 00:01:34.427 align:center Follow your rules. 00:01:37.931 --> 00:01:39.557 align:center I only have one. 00:01:41.768 --> 00:01:44.896 align:center No women, no children. 00:01:48.858 --> 00:01:50.026 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:01:50.110 --> 00:01:51.236 align:center Maybe she's okay. 00:01:53.154 --> 00:01:54.113 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:01:55.448 --> 00:01:57.700 align:center Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 00:01:59.661 --> 00:02:01.412 align:center Oh, my God. 00:02:01.496 --> 00:02:02.330 align:center Fuck. 00:02:08.086 --> 00:02:09.295 align:center Six here. 00:02:10.213 --> 00:02:11.339 align:center Is it done? 00:02:12.799 --> 00:02:13.675 align:center Yep. 00:02:14.384 --> 00:02:15.260 align:center Got her. 00:02:16.261 --> 00:02:17.220 align:center "Her"? 00:02:18.388 --> 00:02:19.597 align:center Your target was a man. 00:02:19.681 --> 00:02:21.391 align:center Uh, no, it wasn't. 00:02:22.100 --> 00:02:24.686 align:center The target you sent was a blonde woman. 00:02:24.769 --> 00:02:26.521 align:center Unless you're saying it's a man. 00:02:26.604 --> 00:02:28.940 align:center I mean, I'm not gonna assume their pronouns. 00:02:29.023 --> 00:02:31.025 align:center It's a female-presenting person. 00:02:31.109 --> 00:02:32.402 align:center Uh… 00:02:32.485 --> 00:02:34.654 align:center Six, you killed the wrong target. 00:02:34.737 --> 00:02:37.365 align:center I don't know what to tell you, PQ, but the way this works is 00:02:37.448 --> 00:02:39.868 align:center you send a photo of a person and I kill them. 00:02:39.951 --> 00:02:43.037 align:center The only way it gets fucked up is if you send the wrong photo. 00:02:43.121 --> 00:02:44.080 align:center Holy shit! 00:02:44.164 --> 00:02:45.206 align:center You sent the wrong photo? 00:02:45.290 --> 00:02:46.833 align:center -I didn't. -You did! 00:02:46.916 --> 00:02:49.294 align:center You got an innocent woman killed, now you're gonna deny it. 00:02:49.377 --> 00:02:50.795 align:center You know what? Connect me with HR. 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:51.963 align:center We don't have an HR. 00:02:52.046 --> 00:02:54.340 align:center Exactly. That's how we end up in situations like this. 00:02:54.424 --> 00:02:56.968 align:center Look, I gotta go, man. I don't know what the fuck to tell you. 00:02:58.011 --> 00:03:01.681 align:center In my line of work, I only have, uh, two rules. 00:03:01.764 --> 00:03:03.474 align:center How do I get out of this fucking place? 00:03:03.558 --> 00:03:05.518 align:center No children. 00:03:05.602 --> 00:03:09.439 align:center And, uh, never lose your cool. 00:03:11.232 --> 00:03:12.150 align:center Oh… 00:03:20.033 --> 00:03:21.743 align:center What the fuck? 00:03:22.535 --> 00:03:23.536 align:center Ugh… 00:03:24.412 --> 00:03:25.496 align:center Fuck! 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:27.081 align:center What the fuck did I eat? 00:03:27.707 --> 00:03:29.375 align:center Fuck. I got ice. 00:03:29.459 --> 00:03:31.127 align:center Did I drink the ice? 00:03:31.210 --> 00:03:33.213 align:center This is fucked. 00:03:33.296 --> 00:03:36.299 align:center Ugh, there's so much shit, it's fucking everywhere. 00:03:36.382 --> 00:03:37.342 align:center I hate my life. 00:03:37.425 --> 00:03:39.052 align:center Jesus Christ. 00:03:39.135 --> 00:03:40.845 align:center Oh… 00:03:40.929 --> 00:03:42.263 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:03:47.518 --> 00:03:49.812 align:center Just a moment, Enrique, I'm coming! 00:03:49.896 --> 00:03:51.648 align:center No problem, sir. 00:03:51.731 --> 00:03:54.901 align:center I'm at the harbor right now, dude. There's a paid ticket I have. 00:03:54.984 --> 00:03:55.818 align:center They're gonna leave 00:03:55.902 --> 00:03:57.237 align:center -if I don't get on the boat. -Six. 00:03:57.320 --> 00:03:58.947 align:center -This guy's gonna take off. -Six. 00:03:59.030 --> 00:04:01.199 align:center Hold on a sec. The bags. Pick the… 00:04:01.282 --> 00:04:02.659 align:center -Six… -Pick the bags with me. 00:04:02.742 --> 00:04:04.369 align:center Hurry up, sir. 00:04:04.452 --> 00:04:05.662 align:center Fuck! 00:04:05.745 --> 00:04:07.455 align:center -Fucking key's in my jacket. -Six. 00:04:07.538 --> 00:04:08.706 align:center I, uh… Hey! 00:04:09.249 --> 00:04:10.166 align:center Oh, it's you. 00:04:10.250 --> 00:04:12.377 align:center Yeah. Would you do me a favor? 00:04:12.460 --> 00:04:14.087 align:center Would you fuck a friend of mine? 00:04:14.170 --> 00:04:17.131 align:center You don't have to really fuck him. Just play with this dick. 00:04:17.215 --> 00:04:19.759 align:center He probably comes fast. Uh, you understand? 00:04:19.842 --> 00:04:22.762 align:center Like, will you have sex with my friend? 00:04:22.845 --> 00:04:24.889 align:center Motherfucker. 00:04:24.973 --> 00:04:26.849 align:center No, uh… You know what? 00:04:26.933 --> 00:04:28.601 align:center Scratch that. New plan. 00:04:28.685 --> 00:04:30.561 align:center You're making me pull out the big guns here. 00:04:30.645 --> 00:04:31.771 align:center That's some wild shit. 00:04:32.355 --> 00:04:33.731 align:center You like sloppy top, right? 00:04:33.815 --> 00:04:36.859 align:center -What? -Blow jobs. I'll give you a blow job. 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:39.112 align:center Make sure nobody learns about this, 00:04:39.195 --> 00:04:41.948 align:center and I will give you a blow job on your morning commute… 00:04:42.031 --> 00:04:43.283 align:center -Agent Six. -…every day. 00:04:43.366 --> 00:04:44.826 align:center And if I go out of town, 00:04:44.909 --> 00:04:46.786 align:center I'll double up when I get back, all right? 00:04:46.869 --> 00:04:48.413 align:center And I will not act like it's a chore. 00:04:48.496 --> 00:04:49.664 align:center I will work at it. 00:04:49.747 --> 00:04:52.667 align:center I'll learn what you like, and I'll take my time. 00:04:52.750 --> 00:04:53.835 align:center I will enjoy it. 00:04:53.918 --> 00:04:55.586 align:center Want me to put my finger in your ass? 00:04:55.670 --> 00:04:57.880 align:center I can do that too. I don't mind getting a little dirty. 00:04:57.964 --> 00:04:59.090 align:center -Um… -And you can just bust 00:04:59.173 --> 00:05:00.967 align:center right as we're pulling into the parking lot. 00:05:01.050 --> 00:05:02.385 align:center Please let me do this. 00:05:02.468 --> 00:05:03.636 align:center I want to be your cum slut. 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:06.264 align:center I want you to fill me up, 00:05:06.764 --> 00:05:11.311 align:center fill up my belly every day with your yum-yum… sauce. 00:05:11.394 --> 00:05:14.105 align:center I want to drain your nuts. 00:05:14.188 --> 00:05:17.191 align:center And I don't have a gag reflex. I've never told you that. 00:05:17.275 --> 00:05:19.777 align:center So, my throat… 00:05:19.861 --> 00:05:22.864 align:center …which has no gag reflex, is yours. 00:05:23.990 --> 00:05:25.575 align:center You own my throat. 00:05:26.492 --> 00:05:28.786 align:center Every day. Please. 00:05:29.370 --> 00:05:31.831 align:center Does this guy ever shut the fuck up? 00:05:32.665 --> 00:05:33.791 align:center Am I on speakerphone? 00:05:33.875 --> 00:05:35.084 align:center And video. 00:05:35.877 --> 00:05:38.713 align:center What the hell is "sloppy top"? 00:05:38.796 --> 00:05:39.630 align:center Uh… 00:05:40.214 --> 00:05:41.174 align:center What's that? 00:05:41.257 --> 00:05:43.051 align:center You guys are breaking up. My battery's dying. 00:05:43.134 --> 00:05:44.385 align:center We got you at 85%. 00:05:46.220 --> 00:05:50.349 align:center In my line of work, there are no rules. 00:05:50.433 --> 00:05:54.145 align:center Actually, I just can't be handcuffed by rules. 00:05:54.729 --> 00:05:56.147 align:center So, you know what I mean? 00:05:56.856 --> 00:05:59.192 align:center Oh, except for that no children rule. 00:05:59.275 --> 00:06:01.736 align:center The "no children" is a good rule. 00:06:02.236 --> 00:06:03.905 align:center I don't kill kids. 00:06:06.074 --> 00:06:07.533 align:center -Fuck. -My child! 00:06:07.617 --> 00:06:09.994 align:center -No. -My one-week-old child. 00:06:10.078 --> 00:06:11.704 align:center Can somebody come shoot me? 00:06:18.503 --> 00:06:19.629 align:center Jobs are tough. 00:06:19.712 --> 00:06:21.923 align:center I mean, I wouldn't know because mine is not. 00:06:22.006 --> 00:06:23.091 align:center I'm a comedian. 00:06:23.174 --> 00:06:25.968 align:center You know that dumb shit you get sent to HR for saying? 00:06:26.052 --> 00:06:27.136 align:center I get paid for that. 00:06:27.220 --> 00:06:29.764 align:center But other people's jobs are… 00:06:33.142 --> 00:06:34.435 align:center …messy. 00:06:35.061 --> 00:06:36.687 align:center You ready, boys? 00:06:37.438 --> 00:06:38.731 align:center Also messy. 00:06:38.815 --> 00:06:40.900 align:center Some people are great at their jobs. 00:06:40.983 --> 00:06:44.612 align:center Fifty-five years, not one kid hit by a car. 00:06:44.695 --> 00:06:46.489 align:center Other people are bad at their jobs. 00:06:46.572 --> 00:06:48.491 align:center Like my piece-of-shit assistant Reed, 00:06:48.574 --> 00:06:50.701 align:center who is a completely inept fucking moron 00:06:50.785 --> 00:06:53.663 align:center who is only still here because I hate confrontation. 00:06:54.539 --> 00:06:56.791 align:center -Doing great, bud. -Sorry, sir. 00:06:56.874 --> 00:07:00.753 align:center I may be a lowly comedian, but it's a job I take very seriously. 00:07:01.462 --> 00:07:04.465 align:center As you'll see from the stories I'm about to share with you. 00:07:08.094 --> 00:07:10.471 align:center Let me be perfectly clear from the start. 00:07:11.055 --> 00:07:14.350 align:center This isn't so much a job as a responsibility. 00:07:14.433 --> 00:07:16.894 align:center Our residents, they don't have much time. 00:07:16.978 --> 00:07:20.022 align:center What they need is consistency and order. 00:07:22.650 --> 00:07:24.152 align:center They don't like change. 00:07:24.235 --> 00:07:25.695 align:center Do you understand? 00:07:25.778 --> 00:07:28.906 align:center Si. Yes, I understand. 00:07:31.993 --> 00:07:34.996 align:center When I see a wrong in the world, 00:07:35.913 --> 00:07:40.668 align:center to leave it would be a betrayal of my own heart. 00:07:40.751 --> 00:07:41.919 align:center Mr. Fletcher. 00:07:42.628 --> 00:07:43.588 align:center Mr. Fletcher. 00:07:45.131 --> 00:07:46.382 align:center You gotta see this. 00:07:54.182 --> 00:07:56.642 align:center I pay you to clean, not to dance. 00:07:56.726 --> 00:07:59.687 align:center Signore, these people are not ghosts. 00:07:59.770 --> 00:08:01.981 align:center They are not shadows of the past. 00:08:02.064 --> 00:08:03.858 align:center We must give them more. 00:08:03.941 --> 00:08:04.942 align:center You're a liability. 00:08:05.985 --> 00:08:08.196 align:center I don't know what this man is doing, 00:08:09.197 --> 00:08:10.531 align:center but he's incredible. 00:08:11.240 --> 00:08:13.367 align:center I used to be an opera singer. 00:08:13.451 --> 00:08:15.244 align:center You have a beautiful voice. 00:08:15.328 --> 00:08:18.581 align:center They're alive again, sir. The man has a gift. 00:08:18.664 --> 00:08:20.416 align:center How is he doing this? 00:08:23.002 --> 00:08:25.421 align:center Lick my ass. Lick it. Oh. 00:08:25.505 --> 00:08:27.006 align:center What the fuck? 00:08:27.089 --> 00:08:29.842 align:center Yes, you are my nasty girl. Yeah. 00:08:29.926 --> 00:08:31.594 align:center Yes. 00:08:31.677 --> 00:08:34.514 align:center What the hell is going on? 00:08:34.597 --> 00:08:38.059 align:center Signore, I give them life. I come so hard. 00:08:38.142 --> 00:08:39.560 align:center They eat my ass. 00:08:40.269 --> 00:08:41.395 align:center Now you understand? 00:08:41.479 --> 00:08:42.688 align:center No. 00:08:42.772 --> 00:08:44.190 align:center No, I don't understand. 00:08:44.273 --> 00:08:46.776 align:center You get out! You get out now! 00:08:46.859 --> 00:08:47.777 align:center Coward! 00:08:48.402 --> 00:08:49.654 align:center I do it for them! 00:08:49.737 --> 00:08:51.531 align:center I do it for them! 00:08:51.614 --> 00:08:52.990 align:center Massimo! 00:08:53.074 --> 00:08:56.327 align:center Please calm down. This is very cut-and-dried. 00:08:56.410 --> 00:08:57.787 align:center He was not cut. 00:08:57.870 --> 00:09:00.373 align:center And I was not dry. 00:09:00.456 --> 00:09:02.416 align:center I didn't even get to eat his ass. 00:09:02.500 --> 00:09:04.752 align:center -We want Massimo. -Massimo! 00:09:04.835 --> 00:09:06.295 align:center They won't eat, sir. 00:09:06.379 --> 00:09:07.547 align:center It's been weeks. 00:09:07.630 --> 00:09:09.131 align:center I don't know what to do. 00:09:13.594 --> 00:09:18.724 align:center Massimo. 00:09:18.808 --> 00:09:21.269 align:center -Massimo. -Yes. 00:09:21.352 --> 00:09:24.021 align:center I am a simple man from Sardinia. 00:09:24.730 --> 00:09:27.775 align:center Where I'm from, we take care of our elders. 00:09:27.858 --> 00:09:30.528 align:center We show them love. It fills them with life. 00:09:31.028 --> 00:09:33.698 align:center You treat them like they're already dead. 00:09:34.782 --> 00:09:36.450 align:center These are beautiful people. 00:09:37.243 --> 00:09:40.079 align:center Look at Marta. She can garden again. 00:09:40.162 --> 00:09:42.748 align:center Basta. Basta. No more. Oh! 00:09:42.832 --> 00:09:44.208 align:center And John, 00:09:44.292 --> 00:09:47.712 align:center he play a baseball catch with his bambino. 00:09:47.795 --> 00:09:50.381 align:center Dorothy. 00:09:50.464 --> 00:09:52.925 align:center She learn and she love a nipple torture. 00:09:53.009 --> 00:09:54.010 align:center Feels nice. 00:09:54.093 --> 00:09:55.469 align:center Yes!Yes! 00:09:55.553 --> 00:09:56.429 align:center Oh! 00:09:59.807 --> 00:10:03.394 align:center Well, it's unorthodox, but I can't argue with the results. 00:10:04.145 --> 00:10:05.479 align:center Massimo can stay. 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:07.607 align:center Hey! 00:10:07.690 --> 00:10:10.776 align:center Come into me! 00:10:10.860 --> 00:10:12.194 align:center This is my home! 00:10:12.278 --> 00:10:14.196 align:center I don't go nowhere! 00:10:14.280 --> 00:10:17.742 align:center This is my home! Forever! 00:10:19.160 --> 00:10:21.037 align:center I'm pregnant. 00:10:25.708 --> 00:10:27.501 align:center No… 00:10:28.878 --> 00:10:30.004 align:center English. 00:10:30.087 --> 00:10:31.088 align:center What? 00:10:31.172 --> 00:10:34.717 align:center Io no speak inglese. 00:10:34.800 --> 00:10:36.469 align:center He definitely speaks English. 00:10:36.552 --> 00:10:38.054 align:center No, no. Uh… 00:10:38.554 --> 00:10:40.014 align:center He's calling an Uber. 00:10:40.097 --> 00:10:41.432 align:center No, no, no. 00:10:41.515 --> 00:10:43.768 align:center I, uh… I go Walmart. 00:10:43.851 --> 00:10:46.395 align:center I come back ten minuti. 00:10:46.479 --> 00:10:48.314 align:center You stay. 00:10:48.397 --> 00:10:50.358 align:center Uber for Massimo. Going to the airport? 00:10:50.441 --> 00:10:51.609 align:center Fuck. 00:10:51.692 --> 00:10:53.944 align:center Okay, I come right back. 00:11:00.451 --> 00:11:03.120 align:center Okay. Bye-bye. 00:11:03.204 --> 00:11:06.749 align:center I come back ten, maybe 15 minuti. 00:11:06.832 --> 00:11:08.042 align:center Go, go, go, go, go. 00:11:09.085 --> 00:11:11.962 align:center Okay. Bye-bye. 00:11:12.630 --> 00:11:14.215 align:center Fucking Italians. 00:11:16.467 --> 00:11:17.677 align:center Fuck my life. 00:11:20.805 --> 00:11:23.391 align:center We need to increase efficiency in the fourth quarter 00:11:23.474 --> 00:11:25.559 align:center if we're going to keep the board at bay. 00:11:25.643 --> 00:11:28.854 align:center So I'm expecting big things from your team, Evan. 00:11:29.897 --> 00:11:32.775 align:center Evan. Are you even listening? 00:11:32.858 --> 00:11:34.068 align:center Uh… 00:11:34.151 --> 00:11:35.861 align:center Sorry, sir, I, uh… 00:11:36.445 --> 00:11:38.406 align:center I'm just a little thrown by the IT guy. 00:11:39.657 --> 00:11:45.079 align:center Oh, right. Uh, Cyrus from IT is using the latest tech to update our servers, 00:11:45.162 --> 00:11:47.832 align:center which should help us with our efficiency objectives. 00:11:48.499 --> 00:11:52.461 align:center Now, if you look at the numbers from the latest manned projections, 00:11:52.545 --> 00:11:56.549 align:center page 3 clearly lays out the efficiency measures 00:11:56.632 --> 00:12:00.302 align:center that will put a cap on cost overruns that put us in the red 00:12:00.386 --> 00:12:02.263 align:center on two of the last four quarters. 00:12:02.346 --> 00:12:04.807 align:center Part of that was due to Tampa not coming through 00:12:04.890 --> 00:12:06.600 align:center with the metrics we requested. 00:12:06.684 --> 00:12:08.811 align:center We do not want to pull another Tampa. 00:12:08.894 --> 00:12:09.895 align:center Sir… 00:12:12.148 --> 00:12:14.817 align:center What's going on? I was really cranking. 00:12:14.900 --> 00:12:16.694 align:center Yeah. What are you doing? 00:12:17.278 --> 00:12:19.572 align:center Updating our server with the new software patch 00:12:19.655 --> 00:12:20.781 align:center and getting us back online. 00:12:20.865 --> 00:12:22.491 align:center What's it look like I was doing? 00:12:22.575 --> 00:12:24.618 align:center I mean, it looked like you… 00:12:25.786 --> 00:12:27.580 align:center You had two, uh… 00:12:28.205 --> 00:12:29.373 align:center Look, I… 00:12:29.457 --> 00:12:31.292 align:center Why are you doing your work in here? 00:12:31.375 --> 00:12:32.626 align:center Can't you do it in your office? 00:12:33.210 --> 00:12:34.587 align:center And miss Cheryl's birthday? 00:12:35.379 --> 00:12:36.213 align:center No. 00:12:37.006 --> 00:12:38.841 align:center I guess I was just raised different. 00:12:39.467 --> 00:12:41.927 align:center Plus, I don't want a repeat of Oliver's birthday. 00:12:42.011 --> 00:12:43.679 align:center I didn't get any of that cake. 00:12:43.762 --> 00:12:45.973 align:center -That was some good cake. -It was. 00:12:46.056 --> 00:12:48.767 align:center Can I get back to it? Please? 00:12:48.851 --> 00:12:50.436 align:center Yes, of course. 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:52.354 align:center Jesus Christ. 00:12:52.438 --> 00:12:55.399 align:center Anyway, legal wanted me to remind all of you 00:12:55.483 --> 00:13:00.070 align:center that any and all sales contracts need at least three days of lead time. 00:13:00.154 --> 00:13:02.323 align:center Whoa, doc. 00:13:02.406 --> 00:13:03.449 align:center That's a big one. 00:13:04.116 --> 00:13:07.119 align:center You can reach out to Marcy Malloy, lead counsel, 00:13:07.203 --> 00:13:11.499 align:center and she can turn around contract approval in as little as one business day. 00:13:11.582 --> 00:13:13.751 align:center Just don't abuse it. 00:13:13.834 --> 00:13:16.003 align:center Please… please do not forget to-- 00:13:16.086 --> 00:13:17.588 align:center Oh, come on, sir. 00:13:18.506 --> 00:13:21.383 align:center He's clearly using that headset for virtual reality porn. 00:13:22.551 --> 00:13:23.677 align:center I'm sorry. 00:13:23.761 --> 00:13:25.805 align:center Did you just say virtual reality porn? 00:13:26.472 --> 00:13:27.640 align:center Is that even a thing? 00:13:27.723 --> 00:13:29.642 align:center You just mimed unzipping pants 00:13:29.725 --> 00:13:31.977 align:center and said, "Whoa, doctor, that's a big one." 00:13:32.061 --> 00:13:35.856 align:center I unzipped a server file that's absolutely huge. 00:13:35.940 --> 00:13:38.234 align:center I've never seen printer drivers this size. 00:13:39.068 --> 00:13:40.861 align:center Okay, but then you pumped. 00:13:40.945 --> 00:13:43.948 align:center I mean, you were pumping… 00:13:44.031 --> 00:13:44.949 align:center Lube? 00:13:45.574 --> 00:13:46.784 align:center Thank you, Cheryl. 00:13:46.867 --> 00:13:49.578 align:center Lubrication was the word I was looking for. 00:13:49.662 --> 00:13:51.247 align:center You were pumping lubrication. 00:13:51.330 --> 00:13:52.706 align:center Okay. 00:13:52.790 --> 00:13:57.753 align:center After I unzipped the server file, I pushed down the excess data. 00:13:57.837 --> 00:14:00.923 align:center And then I just rubbed my hands together because I was cooking, man. 00:14:01.006 --> 00:14:02.383 align:center Yeah. What about all the licking? 00:14:02.466 --> 00:14:03.926 align:center Oh, my God. 00:14:04.009 --> 00:14:07.972 align:center I have severe carpal tunnel from working with computers all day. Okay? 00:14:08.055 --> 00:14:09.932 align:center So I activated the oral control, 00:14:10.015 --> 00:14:13.394 align:center including the tongue toggles, so I could be more efficient, sir. 00:14:13.477 --> 00:14:15.563 align:center Why am I explaining myself to you, Evan? 00:14:15.646 --> 00:14:18.858 align:center Do I come into your office and ask you about the numbers 00:14:18.941 --> 00:14:23.153 align:center on why our tax liability in China has tripled since you joined the company? 00:14:23.237 --> 00:14:24.989 align:center No. I let you do your work. 00:14:25.072 --> 00:14:26.574 align:center Let me do mine. Okay? 00:14:26.657 --> 00:14:30.369 align:center As far as I know, I'm the only one here who knows how this software works. 00:14:30.452 --> 00:14:32.037 align:center Uh, maybe I'm mistaken. Do you? 00:14:33.414 --> 00:14:34.707 align:center Do you? 00:14:34.790 --> 00:14:37.042 align:center How about… just get back to work? 00:14:37.126 --> 00:14:40.170 align:center The sooner we finish, the sooner we have cake. 00:14:40.796 --> 00:14:43.007 align:center Sound good? Okay. 00:14:43.090 --> 00:14:44.842 align:center He was eating ass. 00:14:44.925 --> 00:14:47.261 align:center I don't know how servers work. 00:14:47.344 --> 00:14:49.805 align:center This technology is the future, ladies and gentlemen. 00:14:49.889 --> 00:14:52.850 align:center Six months from now, you're all going to be using it. 00:14:52.933 --> 00:14:54.810 align:center So adapt or die. 00:14:59.106 --> 00:15:01.108 align:center Well, speaking of tax liabilities, 00:15:01.191 --> 00:15:03.611 align:center Evan, why don't you give us an update? 00:15:04.236 --> 00:15:05.237 align:center I'd love to, sir. 00:15:05.321 --> 00:15:08.490 align:center Ahh. Come here, little buddy. 00:15:08.574 --> 00:15:09.658 align:center That's a good boy. 00:15:09.742 --> 00:15:10.951 align:center As you know, 00:15:11.035 --> 00:15:14.330 align:center over the past several quarters, we have had a tariff… 00:15:14.413 --> 00:15:16.957 align:center -That's a good boy. -…um, increase. 00:15:17.041 --> 00:15:18.667 align:center Oh, yeah. Tight little pup. 00:15:18.751 --> 00:15:20.002 align:center Our projections are show… 00:15:23.380 --> 00:15:25.966 align:center -Oh, so tight. -My… My… 00:15:27.051 --> 00:15:29.595 align:center Sir, he's being a little Chinese girl. 00:15:29.678 --> 00:15:31.639 align:center Evan, let the man do his work. 00:15:31.722 --> 00:15:34.600 align:center Oh, is this hard? 00:15:36.685 --> 00:15:38.687 align:center You know what? Let's just do cake. 00:15:38.771 --> 00:15:39.813 align:center Oh, yeah. 00:15:41.732 --> 00:15:43.609 align:center Yeah? Let's get cake. 00:15:43.692 --> 00:15:45.319 align:center Come on, guys. 00:15:45.653 --> 00:15:49.114 align:center Happy birthday to you 00:15:49.198 --> 00:15:53.160 align:center Happy birthday to you 00:15:53.243 --> 00:15:55.913 align:center Happy birthday, dear Cheryl 00:15:55.996 --> 00:15:57.289 align:center I'm almost there. 00:15:57.373 --> 00:15:59.959 align:center Happy birthday to you 00:16:04.630 --> 00:16:07.716 align:center Oh! Look, the servers are back online. 00:16:08.592 --> 00:16:09.968 align:center You're welcome. 00:16:10.052 --> 00:16:11.762 align:center -Good job, Cyrus. -Nice work. 00:16:12.638 --> 00:16:14.390 align:center Oh, Christ. 00:16:16.809 --> 00:16:18.686 align:center Hey. 00:16:19.311 --> 00:16:20.479 align:center Where's my slice? 00:16:22.648 --> 00:16:24.233 align:center Oh, no. 00:16:25.401 --> 00:16:27.236 align:center I'm sorry, Cyrus. All out. 00:16:28.737 --> 00:16:30.739 align:center I guess I'm not so good with numbers. 00:16:32.533 --> 00:16:35.285 align:center All right. Did everyone get cake? Good. 00:16:35.369 --> 00:16:36.704 align:center Double slice. 00:16:36.787 --> 00:16:38.706 align:center For you a slice. All right. 00:16:39.248 --> 00:16:40.874 align:center You cut that piece in half. 00:16:40.958 --> 00:16:43.460 align:center Great. Let's eat some cake. 00:16:45.879 --> 00:16:47.798 align:center That's fantastic. 00:16:48.424 --> 00:16:49.842 align:center Wow. Who picked this up? 00:16:51.051 --> 00:16:52.886 align:center Mmm… Now this is cake. e.