[outgoing call rings]
-[Tyson] Dad? -[John] Yeah, go on.
What was I gonna say? Me and Paris are getting remarried.
[John] Oh, Tyson, what's this bollocks you keep coming out with?
We're getting remarried for the third time over in the South of France.
What the fuck for?
Repeating our love for each other, that's all.
-Never heard of such shite. -[Adonis] Dad!
[Tyson] My father is a Neanderthal.
He hasn't got a romantic bone in his body at all.
[gruffly] "Flowers? Who'd wanna give a woman flowers?"
[John] How many times you gonna get married, idiot?
This is my third time lucky.
You can only get married once and divorced once, can't you?
But to marry the same woman three times, I don't know.
I wanna invite you to be me best man for the wedding. Would you do it?
Oh, Tyson, I don't want to do it, honestly.
[tense music playing]
I grew up around a home that didn't have that romantic thing.
The parents wasn't lovey-dovey. They didn't… didn't show any feelings.
They didn't tell each other they loved each other.
[John] Unbelievable. You're just wasting your fucking money and time.
It's only an hour and a half on a plane.
No, I wouldn't get on if it was ten minutes.
When I got married, I wanted me and Paris to do stuff together as a… a couple.
Because I didn't have that growing up, none of that open love,
at all.
[disconnection tones beep]
There you go, declined.
Shame.
[energetic pop music playing]
Paris!
Was getting a cold can of pop for you.
[groaning]
Cheers, thank you. It's fucking cold. Just what I wanted.
Did you sort the church out yet?
[Tyson] Yes, I've sorted the church.
Done.
I think it's important for me and Tyson, after 20 years,
to show that we still love each other, for us to renew our vows.
Even after everything we've been through, we still have romance in our relationship.
I think you need that.
I think it's beautiful. I must be one of them corny people.
Venezuela's in a mood 'cause she thought she was going with Noah.
We're cutting in on their Sunday date day.
I'm sure she'll find another date and a better time in the South of France
than going off on the weekend with her boyfriend.
Please. She's probably thinking it should be her getting married, not us.
What do you think to her and Noah?
I don't know. What am I supposed to think? She seems happy, you know.
What are the qualities about each other that you really like?
Loads of things. She's funny, tall. She's… beautiful eyes.
She's different from the other people.
Like, she's, like, a…
a psychopath, but, like, good.
[chuckles]
[laughs]
Noah is…
Anything that pops in your brain.
[laughs] But I don't wanna say "nice."
Right. All right. Ahem.
He's nice.
[laughing] "He's nice."
They seem to be getting a bit serious, though, don't they?
Use your gypsy ball, Mystic Meg, and tell me where you see it's going.
My gypsy instinct, yeah, tells me he ain't going nowhere.
-Good for them, innit? -[Paris] Maybe not.
Let 'em crack on.
Do you miss each other when you're not together?
Yeah. Loads.
She used to say she didn't miss me, but now it's a bit different, innit?
Listen, she's only 15.
-We were serious at that age, weren't we? -Yeah.
Look what happened to us. We ended up getting married
and killing each other for the next 20 years.
-They're love's young dream. -[tender music playing]
Me and Paris, we've overcome everything from A to Z.
Whatever relationship problems can happen, we've overcome it.
We've been broke up loads of times.
We've had lots of arguments,
and she leaves to her mother's for a week or two weeks, even a month or so.
But when God puts a man and a woman together,
nothing can tear it apart.
If I told Paris, like, I've… I've just killed somebody,
she'd be like, "Where we fucking burying them?"
Know what I mean? That's what type of chick she is.
-[pops] -[screams]
-[Tyson] Boom! -[pops]
Get out!
-[pops] -Boom!
[Tyson] Let's get upstairs, do the packing.
Come on, let's go.
[swing music playing]
[Tyson] Woo-hoo!
Touchdown!
[Venezuela] Go.
-Stop pushing me before I kill myself. -[Valencia] Just step down.
I'm back!
I'm back in the South of France. Come on!
[midtempo swing music playing]
-Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! -[Valencia] Yeah!
South of France is a special place to me and Paris.
-We come here when we first got married. -[Tyson whooping]
-Can we get in? -No, not yet.
-Don't take your clothes off. -I'm gonna get in.
I want to get in! Can we? Can we? Can we?
Please? Please? Please?
I remember strolling down the front and just looking at the boats
and looking at all these big mansions and fast cars.
"Fucking hell, this is unbelievable, this."
Oh, this is nice. This is bad boy.
And I was loving it. I said to Paris,
"Look at this, waking up in paradise every day."
We've been going back and forward ever since.
The villa in France, it had a pool.
It even had floaties.
Yeah, you heard me, floaties.
[Tyson] Go!
[Tutty] Oh, he's in!
Watch, Rico. Watch, Rico. No. No.
[Prince] Dad.
[Paris] You can fall in there, remember.
Guys! Guys, don't jump in from there, please.
-[Tutty] Come on! -[Paris] That's it now.
[Tutty] No!
-Can I get some towels, Tys? -[Tyson] I'm busy at the moment.
I need you to get me some towels 'cause I can't leave 'em.
[Tyson] Venezuela, we need Wi-Fi in here. What's the password?
-[Venezuela] It is X… -[Tyson] Lowercase?
-All lowercase. -[Tyson] X.
[Venezuela] S-S-S.
[Tyson] Hold on, so X.
X-ray.
[mysterious music playing]
What's the code?!
S-S-S.
Yeah.
L for liar.
-W for… -Oh, shut up now.
-Me hands are shaking over here. -L.
M for…
-Mother. -Mother.
Savannah.
Sierra.
Venezuela.
Worm.
Whiskey.
John.
Oh, we're in! Come on!
Yes, we've got Netflix.
Yes!
-Mam! -Tyson!
When my kids get a little bit tired of the pool,
they're gonna want to come and eat and watch cartoons.
And when they can't, this place is gonna be in uproar.
So I know, as a father of 39 children,
I know exactly what to do to get it going, to keep the peace.
-Hello, a towel! -[Rico squealing]
-[Paris] No, you'll knock him in. -He's a naked boy!
-[Paris] Get him, Dad. -[Tyson] Naked bum.
Oh my God, you're so beautiful.
-[Adonis] Dad, gimme a towel. -What do you wanna do?
-[Rico] Want to go. -What do you want?
-I want to go. -Do you wanna go swimming?
-Yeah. -Say "swimming."
-Swimming. -Swimming. [laughs]
[Adonis] Get me a towel.
-[Paris] T, need you to bring them cases! -Pow!
The old papa bear's gotta do all the heavy lifting.
[grunting] Ha ha!
[kids chattering]
[Tutty] Where's me… Oh.
[breathing heavily]
When I was last here,
I proposed to Paris in Cannes, just up the road,
so fantastic, really.
And now we're gonna get married here in Nice. Looking forward to it.
This is actually hard work, this.
I'm sweating me bollocks off. It's like a training session.
-[Venezuela] Kids, come upstairs. -[kids chattering]
[Tyson] Am I all right to get a shower now?
[Rico] Yes!
-Finished. -[Tyson] It's really small up here.
It's a tiny shower.
-[Paris] That shower's for Rico. -[Tyson] Go to your mammy, quick.
-[thuds] -Ooh!
-[Paris] He's took his head off. -[Tyson] Ow!
-[kids shouting] -Ow! Oh!
-I've just took meself out completely. -[Paris] It ain't cut.
[charming accordion music playing]
-[Tyson] Oh wow. -[Paris] Oh, Lord Fauntleroy has washed.
-[music fades] -[Tyson] Oh.
So tomorrow, me and the girls was gonna go and have an afternoon at the beach club.
Yeah.
While you and the boys go and do what youse is doing.
For my stag, considering the boys have never been fishing before…
-Ah! -…I thought I'd take the boys fishing.
I'm staying.
Me and Johnboy'll swim.
You, Johnboy, and the boys are coming with me.
We're having a nice dinner--
Me, Johnboy, and the boys ain't doing fuck.
A nice lunch, and we're gonna do some fishing
and have some quality time.
What makes you think fishing will be fun?
[Paris] Valencia!
-Valencia, Valencia. -Valencia!
Are you gonna throw flowers at my wedding?
[Valencia] Mam, I really wanna be flower girl. Pretty, pretty please.
Pull your shorts down, big girl.
-Please? -Yes, you can be my flower girl.
I know some people's thinking, "They're crazy."
Like, "They've been married three times. What are they doing?"
But this time, it's gonna be a little bit different
'cause there'll be just me, Tyson, and the kids,
and it'll be nice for the kids to be involved.
I didn't want it to be a big, crazy gypsy wedding.
I wanted it just to be a nice, intimate ceremony
between me and him.
I'll have Prince as my best man.
I want you to do a speech at the wedding, if that's all right?
-I'll do a speech at the wedding. -My man.
Me dad expects me to do a speech,
and I'm gonna tell you right now, a little spoiler,
I'm not gonna.
"I just love Tyson and Paris, and they love each other."
[laughing]
[relaxed music playing]
Come on, let's go. Get up!
[melody playing on keyboard]
[Adonis] ♪ So we have fun! ♪
[Rico screaming]
[Tyson] Come on, Mammy!
[Paris] Prince! Go and gel your hair now. Everyone else is ready.
[chuckles]
Come out, girls and boys.
I needed to go running this morning, but there's a lot going on in the house.
Messed all me training up now.
[Paris] Let's go!
[Tyson] My training time is not family time.
It's personal space alone.
All morning, I've been wanting to go training.
Paris is like, "Let's do it together."
"Let's do a walk, yada, yada, yada."
And we've still not done anything.
Hey, Tys, shall we walk towards the beach?
This isn't a leisurely walk for me.
This is instead of running 'cause me legs are smashed to bits.
But half an hour ago--
-[Tyson] I wanted to do a five-mile walk… -You're growling at me again.
I was going at the crack of dawn. You told me to wait for ya.
-[Paris] Half an hour ago. -You insisted you and the kids need to go.
My holiday's getting spoiled now--
What you wanted to do was leave me while you go and enjoy the sightseeing.
[Tyson] I didn't wanna enjoy anything. I wanted to do me training.
That's all right.
[Tyson] Training for me comes first, before any bullshit.
[Paris] That's all right.
You don't realize this, but you need to understand it.
[Paris] You're growling at me like this is my fault.
It's your fault, though, that you made me stay here this morning.
I don't function good if I've not trained, especially on a holiday.
Maybe it's that alone time. Maybe it's that just little bit of, um, release.
Without it, I am a nightmare.
-Come on! -[ominous music playing]
Let's go, Prince!
[Tyson] Let the games begin.
Cars are coming, so cross the road immediately.
-[Johnboy] Quick. -[Valencia] Come on.
[Johnboy] Shut up, you, Verruca.
[Paris] Tyson, shall we put the kids on the carousel?
[Tyson] No.
-[kids screaming] -[Paris] I know, I know.
-I'm sweating me balls off. -That's nice, Prince.
[Tyson] We're walking in the midday sun, sweating.
I've got beads of sweat dripping down me neck.
Me shirt's gone see-through. I don't wanna be here.
I'm dying to stop walking.
You don't wanna walk? You've not even done a mile.
I'm not in a good mood. Paris is not in a good mood.
Stop standing on me shoes.
Stop walking so slow.
No one's in a good mood.
-[screaming] -[Paris] What do you want?
[screaming]
It's just pandemonium.
And I want a drink!
[Tyson] It's hard enough when everything's going well,
but if you're starting off four-nil down, it's more difficult.
We're walking down to that chimney, and you're getting a drink there.
Stop showing off.
This is why you can't bring the kids out. It don't work.
They wanna come, and then they get a mile in, they're crying their eyes out.
-Put your mouth under it. -Don't wet your shoes.
If you don't go away…
-I've got Tyson in one of his weird moods. -[tense music playing]
Get a look at ya. Get out me way.
And when everything goes really wrong and it's loud and the kids are playing up…
-Me and Johnboy want slushies. -Do I?
…he zones out in his own way.
[Tutty] Slushie! Slushie!
[Paris] No, Tyson! Tyson, no slushies!
[screaming]
What do youse want? I'm just gonna walk away.
-[Tutty] Slushie! -[Paris] You're not having a slushie.
And he'll go completely schtum.
You can see he's like a kettle that wants to blow.
Can we get, um… one, two, three, four, five, six. Six slushies.
-Six. -[Paris] No!
You do it. I'm going. I can't be doing with all this.
Crack on with yourselves. I can't do with it.
[Venezuela] Why are they crying?
[Paris] Dad wanted to buy five red slushies to go all over them.
I think it's pretty evident to see that me on those holidays
under that much stress is not what I'm built for.
I was never built for that.
I was always built for combat.
[music fades]
Have you ever seen anything so ridiculous as what just happened?
-That was just a walk. -[kids chattering]
Every time I go away with the family, I always say, "Never again."
It brings me stress, anxiety, depression and pain.
And I just hate it. I hate every second of it.
I'm definitely getting the snip.
Get out.
[kids screaming]
Tyson's a cunt 'cause he didn't get up early enough to do his walk.
Now he's trying to blame me.
So it's either absolutely cause a riot
and start telling him to go and fuck himself,
or ignore him.
I'll go with ignore him.
Right, let's go.
[jaunty music playing]
[singer vocalizing]
-[Rico] There. -Oh, look. This looks nice.
Thank you so much.
[Athena] Can I try some? Please.
[Paris] Good boy, Rico.
Oh, that's a bit of peace now, Venezuela.
[Venezuela] You don't understand how lovely this is.
[Paris] It was too much this morning.
I tell you what it is. All the children's hot as well, so they're playing up.
And you know what your dad is. That was hell on earth for him.
Yeah.
Venezuela is probably the one I vent to the most.
She is the one that's there
and she understands her dad more than anybody,
so if I'm having a bitch about Tyson, Venezuela's gonna hear about it.
If you was getting married, you'd want a party 'cause you love a party.
I don't know, big and loud.
You'd have a big, loud one?
I don't know, just a party, like, a hen night.
I don't think a hen night really matters what you do.
I know so many people what don't even have them,
but me and my mam is best friends.
Like, I tell her everything, and she tells me everything.
Thank you very much.
If I get married one day, I think she will miss me.
-[Paris] Remember coming here? -[Venezuela] Yep.
You was only, like, 13, and you was hard work.
-I was a bitch. -You know you was a bitch now?
Yeah. I knew I was a bitch then.
[Paris] It's just teenage years, wasn't it?
I think we're pretty close.
[Venezuela] Very close. Probably me best pal, I'd say.
I'd like to think if you had a problem, you'd ask me some advice.
[Venezuela] Yeah.
There is nobody better than your mother to give ya advice.
True.
I know that I could always turn to my mam and ask for advice
and I hope that Venezuela feels like that,
even in the future when she goes through things in her life.
I hope she feels like she can always talk to me.
-It's nice. Rice. -What does it taste like?
Like carbonara.
It's not nice, you liar.
Stick to your chicken nuggets, babe.
I wonder if your dad's all right with the kids. Cheers.
[clink]
[relaxed jam-rock music playing]
[Tyson] Tutty, it's a monster! It's a big one. It's as big as my arm!
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
[Tutty] Stop moving it, Dad!
-[Tyson] Keep going, Tut. -[man] Keep going.
-Whoa! Oh! -[Tyson] Yes, you've got it! Oh!
[Tyson] Ha ha!
-Hold him. -[Tutty] How?
[Tyson] Like that, hold him under your arms. That's it. Ready?
[Tyson whooping]
It's like a shark!
The little kids, they were so excited.
They'll have memories of this growing up now.
Well done.
Which is very important to me. I didn't have that growing up.
Yeah, we didn't do anything like that.
Come on, Adonis! Oh, Adonis has got one!
-[man] There we go! -[Tyson] Yes, Adonis!
Give me some skin, baby!
I feel better now.
I'm in a good, happy place.
What would you do on your stag do?
-Ain't getting married. -[Tyson] You're not?
-No. -[Tyson] Don't knock it till you try it.
-I didn't have a stag do first time round. -[Prince] Why not?
We just, uh… just got married, didn't have a stag do.
Second time, we did have a stag do
'cause I did a fight in Madison Square Garden, New York.
We got hammered the day before,
and the day after, we went and got remarried.
That was like a stag do.
But this is definitely a good one, with the kids,
with me sons, third time round.
Have you thought about your vows yet?
Not really. I'm just sort of a winger, you know what I mean? Just spontaneous.
I think vows are something you say to someone that means a lot to ya,
and the words have to be meaningful. It'll come to me.
Uh… Dad.
[outgoing call ringing]
[John] Ey up!
I'm doing something right up your street now, I am.
-What's that? -I'm on me stag do.
The boys are all fishing.
Looks like a nice little lake.
Beautiful, Dad, you'd love it here, absolutely love it.
-Yeah. -Adonis is on his third fish!
And these idiots can't catch one!
Not my fault, fucking fish ain't biting. The fish are being dickheads.
What you gonna do, put 'em back or eat 'em?
Think I'd eat that fucker, with some butter and onions.
No, not for me, Dad. You know I don't like fish at all.
You're doing positive stuff for them kids. That's what you need to be doing.
Yeah, positive and priceless, because they'll remember this forever.
Beautiful.
Yeah, well, you wanna wish you was here, but…
Well, if I knew it was gonna be like that.
-You've been invited, haven't you? -Yeah.
Send me some more videos like you're doing.
Go on, see you in a bit.
-See you in a bit, Tyson, bye. -[Tutty] He keeps moving his rod.
Listen, me dad had his opportunity to come,
and he didn't come, so… it's his own… He's missed out himself.
-This is just up his street. -[jaunty music playing]
Go on, Adonis, reel it in! Reel it in!
-[man] Nice and smooth. -Nice and smooth, reel him in, Donny.
Know what, I need to go over there, 'cause my fucking fishing line ain't…
[Johnboy] Yeah, well, never mind.
[Prince] Can I come over there?
[Tutty] Fuck off.
[Prince] I knew fishing wouldn't be fun.
[romantic string music playing]
-[Paris] Look what's come, girls! -[girls squealing]
-The flowers is here! -Let me see, Mam!
This isn't yours. This is Mam's one.
-Don't mess. Oh! -[Athena] Give me some. Give me some.
-Don't throw them right now. -I'm not.
My two girls are so excited. They've never been flower girls before.
They're loving it.
They really, really think this is so special.
And walk all the way to here. Show me how you do it. Just pretending.
Oh, that was too fast!
I was actually very excited to throw the petals,
because, like, I wanna be an actress when I'm older.
So it's good practice for me.
[Paris] Right. Don't throw them. Just pretend.
That's… that's terribly dramatic.
Valencia is our little Bette Davis, who wants to be seen and heard.
She's not gonna be Rob Kardashian. She'll be Kim. [chuckling]
She's… she's… We've got to watch her.
-[Rico] Hey! -[Tyson] Yeah?
[Rico] Hey!
[Paris] Today is five times calmer than my real wedding day.
My real wedding day had 13 bridesmaids, page boys.
Like, you had to be up at 6:00 a.m.
to make sure you had the perfect makeup, the perfect hair.
And it's like, what's it all about? Doing this, I feel so much better.
I want red lipstick.
[Venezuela] No, you just need lip gloss, don't ya?
[Paris] Venezuela said if she gets married, she wants a big wedding.
But there again, it's hard work doing big dos,
because we've got such a big family.
And then you end up with a massive, big do.
So I don't know.
If she ever gets married, cross that bridge when we come to it.
Try and convince her to elope. [laughs]
That's the shoes. That's the headbands. Do ya like your dress?
-[Valencia] Yeah. -[Paris] Which one's yours, Athena?
That one.
-[Rico screams] -Ooh!
[Paris] I'm trying to get it to set back so it doesn't sit forward.
-[Valencia] Ow. Mam. Ow! -[Paris] Valencia!
-[Valencia crying] -[woman] Caught her finger in the door.
Mam! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[sobbing]
-Why would you go in that room?! -Why was her fingers in there?
Why would you go in that room?! You're bleeding all her full hand off!
[Johnboy] Come off. There's no blood on the floor.
-Put it under this tap. -You trapped her fingers in the door?
[Prince] She was hid behind the wall with her fingers in the crack.
Perfect timing. I thought, "Are we gonna have to go to A&E?"
Is she gonna need a finger operation? Is she gonna need this sewing up?
[Valencia crying] It hurts.
What the fuck was she doing with her fingers in the door?
[Paris] The child was stood there!
-Right, can you show some empathy, please? -No, I can't. She was being an idiot.
[Paris] Freak of nature!
[Tyson] This is the good old life of having lots of children.
There's always a problem.
Someone's always ill, injured, about to be injured.
-You didn't know her hand was there? -[Prince] No!
I get that. I know you didn't do it on purpose. Look at me, you big buffoon.
But when that happened, you should've got your sister and helped her.
Mam, I would have.
I'd say I get blamed for a lot of shit that I wouldn't exactly call my fault
as much as she thinks it is.
Same with Venezuela,
she gets the blame for a lot of shit that the kids randomly do,
simply because we're just the oldest, ain't we?
So, you know, I don't really get it, but maybe I'll get it in the future.
-[Paris] Stay still. -[crying]
[Paris] It's fine.
-Do you want me to put a bandage on it? -[Valencia] Yeah.
These things happen so regular when there's that many children.
We can't dwell on it because…
God forgive me, it's ten minutes, and then the next problem happens.
-[gentle music playing] -[Tyson] Oh, you look so lovely!
-[Paris] Johnboy, come in. -[Tyson] Last one, put your coat on.
-Let's have a look. -[Rico whining]
-Oh, he looks so nice! He's so nice! -[Adonis] Yeah!
Right, boys, let's be offskis.
-[Adonis] Dad said let's go! -[Paris] Tuck your shirt in.
-[Tutty] Mam, my shirt is in! -[Paris] See you at the church.
See you there.
I'll be the one walking down the aisle.
Right, let's go get our dresses on.
Get rid of the boys and get our dresses on.
[romantic music playing]
-Is your finger all right now? -Yeah.
-[Paris] Okay. Are you excited for today? -What do I do?
You throw the flowers, but when you're done, what do you do?
-[Paris] Then you sit next to Venezuela. -Okay.
[Paris] And you listen to what me and your dad's gonna say.
-Sound good? -Yeah.
Give us a kiss, then.
Love you.
-[Paris] Venezuela? -[Venezuela] Yeah?
[Paris] Will you fasten the back of my dress?
[Valencia] She looks nice.
-[Paris] Do you think I look nice? -Yeah.
[Venezuela] Oh, lovely.
-[Valencia] Can I put perfume on? -Give me some.
That stinks, Mam.
I feel a bit nervous now. Didn't feel nervous before, but I do now.
Ooh!
[whimsical music playing]
-[Paris gasps] Oh! -[Athena] Oh my goodness.
Look at this car!
[Venezuela] Oh, lovely.
[car horn beeps]
Shall we ring your aunt Montana?
I'm letting everyone know I'm getting married today.
I'm getting married!
-[Montana] Are youse excited? -Yeah. Look, I'm a flower girl!
[Paris] My girls haven't never been flower girls.
The last time one was flower girls was Venezuela at your wedding.
-Your mam must really love your dad. -Yeah.
-[Paris] Three times! -Three? Third time's the charm.
[laughs] Yeah!
I got really excited on the way to the church.
I literally felt like that teenage bride again.
Woo-hoo!
[Paris] Oh, we're here now. I've gotta go. We'll send you some pictures.
-Okay. -[Paris] Love youse!
I, like, really believed in my own little love story there.
[whimsical music continues]
[Paris] Okay, here it is.
-[Valencia] Mum… -[driver] I'll open the door.
-Stop, wait till he opens the door. -Thank you very much.
[Paris] Oh, this is nice.
[soulful piano ballad playing]
-Boys, sit in, Johnboy. -[Rico fussing]
Mummy! [cries]
Here comes Mam.
-Do you want your mam? -[Rico] Yeah.
Can I have a kiss, then?
Oh, who's that there? Who's that?
-De-dea. -[chuckles]
-That's De-de-dea? -Do you want me to get him?
[Tyson] You wanna go to Venezuela?
[Rico] De-dea!
[Prince] Move up, Tut.
Oh, you're doing a good job there. Very well done.
[music fades]
Here's Mam. She's coming now.
["At Last" by Etta James playing]
♪ At last ♪
♪ My love has come along… ♪
[Tyson] I'm happy to be in this position God's put me in,
to be here with my wife all these years later.
The mother of seven beautiful children.
The woman who's given me peace in me life.
I'm excited. I've got butterflies.
Like, this is heavenly.
♪ Oh-oh, yeah, yeah-ah-ah ♪
♪ At last… ♪
-♪ Here comes the bride ♪ -[Rico] Mummy!
-Mummy! -[Valencia] Sh!
[Paris] It really is a nostalgic, happy, beautiful moment.
Just exactly like standing in the church 17 years ago,
promising to love each other.
Now I'm looking at Tyson, and I think,
"This is what I've always wanted and still want now."
♪ For you are mine… ♪
[priest] In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen.
-Amen. -[Tyson] Amen.
The Lord be with you.
Hear our prayers for Tyson and Paris,
who have come here today to renew the sacrament of marriage
here in Nice.
My dear Paris, my dear Tyson,
in the presence of the church, I ask you to state your intentions.
Have you come here freely and without reservation
to give yourselves to each other in marriage?
-Yes. -Yes.
Will you love and honor each other as man and wife
for the rest of your lives?
[both] Yes.
Great. Will you accept 20 more children lovingly from God?
-[Tyson] Yes. -[Paris] Yes.
That was a little yes.
[Tyson and Paris laugh]
Since it is your intention to enter into marriage,
I invite you to join your hands
and to change a few words.
[poignant piano music playing]
Paris, we stand here today, nearly 20 years later after we met,
all these beautiful children.
We do this again to show our love to each other
and let everybody know
that what God puts together, no one can take apart, no matter what.
And I agree, we stand here today very, very blessed,
very, very lucky to have everything we've got
and to do and done everything we've done.
And I love you just as much as when I first met you, as I do now.
His words meant a lot to me,
and it was beautiful to actually say, you know, I love you to each other
in such a special moment.
And I actually feel, you know, totally in love again.
Declared your consent before the church, may the Lord, in his goodness,
strengthen your consent and fill you both with his blessings.
What God has joined, men must not divide.
You can kiss.
[Paris chuckles]
[soulful celebratory music playing]
Oh, three times! [laughing]
[Valencia] Me mam and dad kissed.
I thought it was a bit gross 'cause I'm not doing that when I'm older.
[Paris] I've loved having the kids there.
I've loved the girls being me flower girls.
I think this is a really special day.
I think it's a memory for my kids to look back on.
-[Valencia] Here we go! -[all cheering, whooping]
[Tutty yells] What's happening?
[Paris] I don't think we need to renew our wedding vows again.
I think we are maxed out at three times a charm.
But, heck, who knows, when we're 70, we might just go for it again.
[chuckling]
You ready?
-[Tyson] Go! -[Valencia] Three, two, one, go!
-[Tyson] Yay! -[Paris] Yay!
[Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G playing]
[Tyson] Okay, guys! Let's go for our food.
This is quite a special place.
This is a secret place.
That is what you call a fucking view.
[Paris] I've never seen a view like it.
-[Venezuela] It's gonna land on the glass. -[Paris] Whoo!
-[Tutty] Catch it! -[Tyson] Whoo!
Here's to us, to a long life, and many more happy, healthy children.
Oh, yes, you want them.
Ready? Here, Rico.
[Tyson] Me boy's even having the champagne.
Let's see Rico's taste.
[curious music playing]
Is it nice?
[Tyson] He's got expensive taste.
-Yeah! -[Paris] Ooh… [laughs]
[Tyson] Not like that. Not like that.
[laughing]
[Paris] So out comes the amuse-bouche,
and our ever-classy palates are not impressed.
[Adonis] I'm thinking about a roast dinner, not that.
Pig snot, that.
[Paris] Yeah. Adonis, put your mic off for a minute.
It is like a glob of shite.
[kids giggling]
It was, like, the aftertaste. I swear, I spat it out.
Oh, no, babe.
Know what? Posh people's food isn't for me.
I'm down for a McDonald's any day over that.
Give me a drink of Coca-Cola, quick.
[silverware clangs]
-[Tyson] So, Prince… -What?
Are you able to say a few words this evening?
-For your mother and father's wedding? -Yeah, sure.
Okay, that's fantastic stuff. Fire away.
It didn't make the cling-cling sound I thought it would.
Right. I've known Paris a very long time.
-[Tyson] Yeah. -Fourteen years, almost.
And same with Tyson.
And I just couldn't think of a better-met couple.
Honestly, I couldn't think of any better way to get married
than in France.
Yeah.
And, to be honest, youse are just aligned in the stars. Hope you have a happy life.
-Thank you. -[Athena] Look at him!
-Not too shabby. -Now let me eat me chicken.
Thought he did a good job at the speech. He thought about it and put his time in.
Everyone was thinking it was gonna be rubbish,
but it turned out to be good.
He's become such a… such a good lad, and I'm really proud of him.
-[soulful music playing] -[outgoing call ringing]
You all right? Look where I am.
We just got married for the third time. We've put you to shame.
Oh, congratulations. I can't even get the first marriage.
One day, Tom, if you work very hard and dedicate your life,
you'll be able to get married three times like us.
Oh, do you know what, I can't wait.
-Well, congratulations, guys. -[Tyson] Thank you.
[Paris] Oh, look what's here!
-See you later. -See you in a bit.
See you in a bit.
It's Mam and Dad's wedding cake.
Look what it says. It says, "Just married… again."
Are you looking forward to that cake, Mousey?
Don't touch it, Valencia. Don't touch it, Athena.
Hold on, you've gotta make a wish, don't you?
-No. -All right, I'll make one.
-Okay, go. -[Venezuela] Go!
'Ey!
[relaxed romantic music playing]
-[Valencia] ♪ I wanna dance… ♪ -[Tyson] Shall we all have a little dance?
-[Valencia] Yeah! -Come on.
-[Venezuela] Come on, give me the phone. -Oh, a wedding dance.
[Valencia] Athena, do you wanna throw flowers with me?
I love how me and Tyson have growed up together.
We have been through thick and thin together.
No matter how many arguments we have or how many ups and downs we go through,
we still love each other as much as the first day we met.
I am there for him, and he's there for me.
[Tyson] She's always been there.
From the beginning of my profession to the end of it, she's been there.
I can't not imagine her,
and I wouldn't want to be who I am without her.
I know that sounds… soft as shit,
but I wouldn't wanna be who I am without her.
-[Adonis] Have we got more food coming? -[Tyson] No.
-[Adonis] Knob. -[Tyson] Oi!
[music ends]
[tense music playing]
-[man] Can I have one picture? -[Paris] "Can I get a photo?"
Come on, then, mate. I've been in Morecambe for 17 years.
There's no privacy. Begging letters. That should not be coming to my address.
Me mind's made up. I wanna move now.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
[Paris] I worry about his mental health.
He's not the Gypsy King now, is he? Just Tyson Fury at home.
-[Venezuela] What… -[Tyson] Put your foot down.
It is down. Heck!
-[Tyson] Stop! -[brakes squeak]
Tyson can believe he's all right, and I know he's not.
Who am I?
I'm a man who wants nothing in life. When you give up the passion to want…
You give up the passion to live.
You frighten me when you talk like this 'cause you're not right in the head.
He's probably worse now than what he's ever been.
[dramatic music playing]
[music fades] c playing]