WEBVTT 00:06.960 --> 00:08.480 [outgoing call rings] 00:09.280 --> 00:11.120 -[Tyson] Dad? -[John] Yeah, go on. 00:11.200 --> 00:14.080 What was I gonna say? Me and Paris are getting remarried. 00:14.160 --> 00:17.520 [John] Oh, Tyson, what's this bollocks you keep coming out with? 00:17.599 --> 00:20.919 We're getting remarried for the third time over in the South of France. 00:21.000 --> 00:22.480 What the fuck for? 00:22.560 --> 00:24.360 Repeating our love for each other, that's all. 00:24.439 --> 00:26.240 -Never heard of such shite. -[Adonis] Dad! 00:26.320 --> 00:28.119 [Tyson] My father is a Neanderthal. 00:28.200 --> 00:31.680 He hasn't got a romantic bone in his body at all. 00:31.760 --> 00:34.680 [gruffly] "Flowers? Who'd wanna give a woman flowers?" 00:34.760 --> 00:37.199 [John] How many times you gonna get married, idiot? 00:37.280 --> 00:39.160 This is my third time lucky. 00:39.239 --> 00:42.040 You can only get married once and divorced once, can't you? 00:42.120 --> 00:44.800 But to marry the same woman three times, I don't know. 00:44.879 --> 00:48.440 I wanna invite you to be me best man for the wedding. Would you do it? 00:49.040 --> 00:52.640 Oh, Tyson, I don't want to do it, honestly. 00:52.720 --> 00:54.000 [tense music playing] 00:54.080 --> 00:56.800 I grew up around a home that didn't have that romantic thing. 00:56.879 --> 01:00.640 The parents wasn't lovey-dovey. They didn't… didn't show any feelings. 01:00.720 --> 01:02.640 They didn't tell each other they loved each other. 01:02.720 --> 01:06.600 [John] Unbelievable. You're just wasting your fucking money and time. 01:06.679 --> 01:08.520 It's only an hour and a half on a plane. 01:08.600 --> 01:11.520 No, I wouldn't get on if it was ten minutes. 01:11.600 --> 01:16.399 When I got married, I wanted me and Paris to do stuff together as a… a couple. 01:17.840 --> 01:21.200 Because I didn't have that growing up, none of that open love, 01:22.240 --> 01:23.160 at all. 01:23.880 --> 01:25.479 [disconnection tones beep] 01:25.560 --> 01:27.000 There you go, declined. 01:28.040 --> 01:28.920 Shame. 01:38.520 --> 01:40.360 [energetic pop music playing] 01:47.640 --> 01:48.920 Paris! 01:49.440 --> 01:51.080 Was getting a cold can of pop for you. 01:51.160 --> 01:52.520 [groaning] 01:52.600 --> 01:54.920 Cheers, thank you. It's fucking cold. Just what I wanted. 01:55.000 --> 01:56.920 Did you sort the church out yet? 01:57.000 --> 01:58.800 [Tyson] Yes, I've sorted the church. 01:58.880 --> 01:59.720 Done. 02:00.240 --> 02:03.559 I think it's important for me and Tyson, after 20 years, 02:03.640 --> 02:06.320 to show that we still love each other, for us to renew our vows. 02:06.399 --> 02:10.519 Even after everything we've been through, we still have romance in our relationship. 02:10.600 --> 02:11.799 I think you need that. 02:11.880 --> 02:14.440 I think it's beautiful. I must be one of them corny people. 02:14.519 --> 02:17.440 Venezuela's in a mood 'cause she thought she was going with Noah. 02:17.960 --> 02:20.080 We're cutting in on their Sunday date day. 02:20.160 --> 02:24.519 I'm sure she'll find another date and a better time in the South of France 02:24.600 --> 02:26.799 than going off on the weekend with her boyfriend. 02:26.880 --> 02:30.239 Please. She's probably thinking it should be her getting married, not us. 02:30.320 --> 02:31.959 What do you think to her and Noah? 02:32.560 --> 02:36.640 I don't know. What am I supposed to think? She seems happy, you know. 02:37.239 --> 02:39.920 What are the qualities about each other that you really like? 02:40.000 --> 02:44.160 Loads of things. She's funny, tall. She's… beautiful eyes. 02:44.239 --> 02:46.959 She's different from the other people. 02:47.040 --> 02:48.560 Like, she's, like, a… 02:49.080 --> 02:51.160 a psychopath, but, like, good. 02:51.239 --> 02:52.519 [chuckles] 02:52.600 --> 02:53.600 [laughs] 02:53.679 --> 02:55.400 Noah is… 02:57.720 --> 02:59.679 Anything that pops in your brain. 02:59.760 --> 03:02.320 [laughs] But I don't wanna say "nice." 03:03.040 --> 03:05.720 Right. All right. Ahem. 03:06.239 --> 03:07.360 He's nice. 03:07.440 --> 03:08.720 [laughing] "He's nice." 03:10.399 --> 03:13.160 They seem to be getting a bit serious, though, don't they? 03:13.239 --> 03:18.560 Use your gypsy ball, Mystic Meg, and tell me where you see it's going. 03:18.640 --> 03:23.560 My gypsy instinct, yeah, tells me he ain't going nowhere. 03:24.160 --> 03:25.840 -Good for them, innit? -[Paris] Maybe not. 03:25.920 --> 03:27.320 Let 'em crack on. 03:27.399 --> 03:29.440 Do you miss each other when you're not together? 03:29.519 --> 03:31.239 Yeah. Loads. 03:31.320 --> 03:34.280 She used to say she didn't miss me, but now it's a bit different, innit? 03:35.920 --> 03:37.360 Listen, she's only 15. 03:37.959 --> 03:40.079 -We were serious at that age, weren't we? -Yeah. 03:40.160 --> 03:42.799 Look what happened to us. We ended up getting married 03:42.880 --> 03:45.000 and killing each other for the next 20 years. 03:45.760 --> 03:48.320 -They're love's young dream. -[tender music playing] 03:48.399 --> 03:50.880 Me and Paris, we've overcome everything from A to Z. 03:50.959 --> 03:54.280 Whatever relationship problems can happen, we've overcome it. 03:54.359 --> 03:56.320 We've been broke up loads of times. 03:56.399 --> 03:57.600 We've had lots of arguments, 03:57.679 --> 04:01.560 and she leaves to her mother's for a week or two weeks, even a month or so. 04:01.640 --> 04:04.720 But when God puts a man and a woman together, 04:04.799 --> 04:06.440 nothing can tear it apart. 04:08.880 --> 04:11.880 If I told Paris, like, I've… I've just killed somebody, 04:11.959 --> 04:13.839 she'd be like, "Where we fucking burying them?" 04:13.920 --> 04:16.320 Know what I mean? That's what type of chick she is. 04:16.399 --> 04:17.240 -[pops] -[screams] 04:17.320 --> 04:19.039 -[Tyson] Boom! -[pops] 04:19.120 --> 04:20.240 Get out! 04:20.320 --> 04:22.039 -[pops] -Boom! 04:22.120 --> 04:24.240 [Tyson] Let's get upstairs, do the packing. 04:24.320 --> 04:25.760 Come on, let's go. 04:25.840 --> 04:27.880 [swing music playing] 04:34.200 --> 04:35.720 [Tyson] Woo-hoo! 04:35.800 --> 04:37.200 Touchdown! 04:37.280 --> 04:38.599 [Venezuela] Go. 04:38.680 --> 04:41.680 -Stop pushing me before I kill myself. -[Valencia] Just step down. 04:42.200 --> 04:43.599 I'm back! 04:43.680 --> 04:46.479 I'm back in the South of France. Come on! 04:46.560 --> 04:48.560 [midtempo swing music playing] 04:50.440 --> 04:52.479 -Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! -[Valencia] Yeah! 04:54.360 --> 04:56.320 South of France is a special place to me and Paris. 04:56.400 --> 04:59.160 -We come here when we first got married. -[Tyson whooping] 04:59.240 --> 05:01.120 -Can we get in? -No, not yet. 05:01.200 --> 05:03.039 -Don't take your clothes off. -I'm gonna get in. 05:03.120 --> 05:05.120 I want to get in! Can we? Can we? Can we? 05:05.200 --> 05:06.440 Please? Please? Please? 05:06.520 --> 05:10.120 I remember strolling down the front and just looking at the boats 05:10.200 --> 05:13.120 and looking at all these big mansions and fast cars. 05:13.200 --> 05:15.320 "Fucking hell, this is unbelievable, this." 05:16.360 --> 05:18.919 Oh, this is nice. This is bad boy. 05:19.000 --> 05:20.440 And I was loving it. I said to Paris, 05:20.520 --> 05:22.960 "Look at this, waking up in paradise every day." 05:23.039 --> 05:24.840 We've been going back and forward ever since. 05:25.640 --> 05:28.880 The villa in France, it had a pool. 05:28.960 --> 05:31.680 It even had floaties. 05:31.760 --> 05:34.280 Yeah, you heard me, floaties. 05:35.039 --> 05:36.039 [Tyson] Go! 05:36.800 --> 05:37.880 [Tutty] Oh, he's in! 05:37.960 --> 05:41.880 Watch, Rico. Watch, Rico. No. No. 05:41.960 --> 05:43.000 [Prince] Dad. 05:43.080 --> 05:45.080 [Paris] You can fall in there, remember. 05:46.479 --> 05:49.160 Guys! Guys, don't jump in from there, please. 05:49.240 --> 05:51.400 -[Tutty] Come on! -[Paris] That's it now. 05:51.479 --> 05:52.800 [Tutty] No! 05:57.240 --> 06:00.440 -Can I get some towels, Tys? -[Tyson] I'm busy at the moment. 06:00.520 --> 06:03.440 I need you to get me some towels 'cause I can't leave 'em. 06:04.200 --> 06:07.280 [Tyson] Venezuela, we need Wi-Fi in here. What's the password? 06:07.919 --> 06:10.800 -[Venezuela] It is X… -[Tyson] Lowercase? 06:10.880 --> 06:12.880 -All lowercase. -[Tyson] X. 06:12.960 --> 06:14.520 [Venezuela] S-S-S. 06:14.599 --> 06:16.560 [Tyson] Hold on, so X. 06:17.599 --> 06:18.760 X-ray. 06:18.840 --> 06:20.440 [mysterious music playing] 06:22.560 --> 06:23.880 What's the code?! 06:23.960 --> 06:26.640 S-S-S. 06:26.720 --> 06:27.720 Yeah. 06:28.520 --> 06:30.280 L for liar. 06:31.320 --> 06:33.320 -W for… -Oh, shut up now. 06:34.039 --> 06:36.359 -Me hands are shaking over here. -L. 06:37.440 --> 06:38.560 M for… 06:38.640 --> 06:39.960 -Mother. -Mother. 06:40.039 --> 06:41.039 Savannah. 06:41.560 --> 06:42.680 Sierra. 06:42.760 --> 06:44.000 Venezuela. 06:44.080 --> 06:45.240 Worm. 06:45.320 --> 06:46.640 Whiskey. 06:46.720 --> 06:47.560 John. 06:48.880 --> 06:51.479 Oh, we're in! Come on! 06:52.400 --> 06:54.479 Yes, we've got Netflix. 06:57.799 --> 06:58.720 Yes! 06:58.799 --> 07:00.440 -Mam! -Tyson! 07:01.039 --> 07:03.400 When my kids get a little bit tired of the pool, 07:03.479 --> 07:05.760 they're gonna want to come and eat and watch cartoons. 07:05.840 --> 07:09.000 And when they can't, this place is gonna be in uproar. 07:09.080 --> 07:12.440 So I know, as a father of 39 children, 07:12.520 --> 07:16.039 I know exactly what to do to get it going, to keep the peace. 07:16.840 --> 07:19.960 -Hello, a towel! -[Rico squealing] 07:20.039 --> 07:23.000 -[Paris] No, you'll knock him in. -He's a naked boy! 07:23.080 --> 07:24.919 -[Paris] Get him, Dad. -[Tyson] Naked bum. 07:25.000 --> 07:27.400 Oh my God, you're so beautiful. 07:27.479 --> 07:29.479 -[Adonis] Dad, gimme a towel. -What do you wanna do? 07:29.560 --> 07:31.400 -[Rico] Want to go. -What do you want? 07:31.479 --> 07:33.280 -I want to go. -Do you wanna go swimming? 07:33.359 --> 07:34.840 -Yeah. -Say "swimming." 07:34.919 --> 07:36.440 -Swimming. -Swimming. [laughs] 07:36.520 --> 07:37.760 [Adonis] Get me a towel. 07:37.840 --> 07:40.359 -[Paris] T, need you to bring them cases! -Pow! 07:40.440 --> 07:44.120 The old papa bear's gotta do all the heavy lifting. 07:44.200 --> 07:46.400 [grunting] Ha ha! 07:46.919 --> 07:49.400 [kids chattering] 07:49.479 --> 07:51.359 [Tutty] Where's me… Oh. 07:51.440 --> 07:53.599 [breathing heavily] 07:55.239 --> 07:56.239 When I was last here, 07:56.320 --> 07:59.359 I proposed to Paris in Cannes, just up the road, 07:59.440 --> 08:01.400 so fantastic, really. 08:01.479 --> 08:04.960 And now we're gonna get married here in Nice. Looking forward to it. 08:05.479 --> 08:07.400 This is actually hard work, this. 08:07.479 --> 08:10.039 I'm sweating me bollocks off. It's like a training session. 08:10.640 --> 08:14.239 -[Venezuela] Kids, come upstairs. -[kids chattering] 08:14.320 --> 08:16.239 [Tyson] Am I all right to get a shower now? 08:16.320 --> 08:17.280 [Rico] Yes! 08:17.799 --> 08:19.919 -Finished. -[Tyson] It's really small up here. 08:20.960 --> 08:22.400 It's a tiny shower. 08:23.239 --> 08:26.760 -[Paris] That shower's for Rico. -[Tyson] Go to your mammy, quick. 08:26.840 --> 08:27.880 -[thuds] -Ooh! 08:27.960 --> 08:29.799 -[Paris] He's took his head off. -[Tyson] Ow! 08:29.880 --> 08:33.000 -[kids shouting] -Ow! Oh! 08:33.079 --> 08:36.079 -I've just took meself out completely. -[Paris] It ain't cut. 08:36.159 --> 08:38.440 [charming accordion music playing] 08:39.520 --> 08:43.000 -[Tyson] Oh wow. -[Paris] Oh, Lord Fauntleroy has washed. 08:43.679 --> 08:45.160 -[music fades] -[Tyson] Oh. 08:45.240 --> 08:51.280 So tomorrow, me and the girls was gonna go and have an afternoon at the beach club. 08:51.360 --> 08:52.199 Yeah. 08:52.280 --> 08:54.600 While you and the boys go and do what youse is doing. 08:55.120 --> 08:58.360 For my stag, considering the boys have never been fishing before… 08:58.440 --> 09:01.199 -Ah! -…I thought I'd take the boys fishing. 09:01.280 --> 09:02.640 I'm staying. 09:03.520 --> 09:05.120 Me and Johnboy'll swim. 09:05.640 --> 09:08.720 You, Johnboy, and the boys are coming with me. 09:08.800 --> 09:09.920 We're having a nice dinner-- 09:10.000 --> 09:12.040 Me, Johnboy, and the boys ain't doing fuck. 09:12.120 --> 09:14.760 A nice lunch, and we're gonna do some fishing 09:14.839 --> 09:16.120 and have some quality time. 09:16.199 --> 09:18.000 What makes you think fishing will be fun? 09:18.079 --> 09:19.360 [Paris] Valencia! 09:19.440 --> 09:20.760 -Valencia, Valencia. -Valencia! 09:20.839 --> 09:22.640 Are you gonna throw flowers at my wedding? 09:22.720 --> 09:25.600 [Valencia] Mam, I really wanna be flower girl. Pretty, pretty please. 09:25.680 --> 09:27.079 Pull your shorts down, big girl. 09:27.160 --> 09:28.800 -Please? -Yes, you can be my flower girl. 09:28.880 --> 09:31.320 I know some people's thinking, "They're crazy." 09:31.400 --> 09:34.440 Like, "They've been married three times. What are they doing?" 09:34.520 --> 09:36.880 But this time, it's gonna be a little bit different 09:36.959 --> 09:39.040 'cause there'll be just me, Tyson, and the kids, 09:39.120 --> 09:41.280 and it'll be nice for the kids to be involved. 09:41.360 --> 09:44.839 I didn't want it to be a big, crazy gypsy wedding. 09:44.920 --> 09:47.520 I wanted it just to be a nice, intimate ceremony 09:47.600 --> 09:48.800 between me and him. 09:48.880 --> 09:51.160 I'll have Prince as my best man. 09:51.240 --> 09:54.040 I want you to do a speech at the wedding, if that's all right? 09:54.120 --> 09:57.000 -I'll do a speech at the wedding. -My man. 09:58.320 --> 09:59.839 Me dad expects me to do a speech, 09:59.920 --> 10:02.320 and I'm gonna tell you right now, a little spoiler, 10:02.400 --> 10:03.640 I'm not gonna. 10:04.400 --> 10:08.160 "I just love Tyson and Paris, and they love each other." 10:08.240 --> 10:10.760 [laughing] 10:12.199 --> 10:14.079 [relaxed music playing] 10:23.880 --> 10:25.640 Come on, let's go. Get up! 10:26.160 --> 10:27.880 [melody playing on keyboard] 10:27.959 --> 10:31.680 [Adonis] ♪ So we have fun! ♪ 10:34.600 --> 10:36.199 [Rico screaming] 10:38.000 --> 10:39.720 [Tyson] Come on, Mammy! 10:39.800 --> 10:43.520 [Paris] Prince! Go and gel your hair now. Everyone else is ready. 10:43.600 --> 10:45.360 [chuckles] 10:45.920 --> 10:47.880 Come out, girls and boys. 10:47.959 --> 10:52.000 I needed to go running this morning, but there's a lot going on in the house. 10:52.079 --> 10:53.839 Messed all me training up now. 10:54.360 --> 10:55.600 [Paris] Let's go! 10:55.680 --> 10:57.480 [Tyson] My training time is not family time. 10:57.560 --> 10:59.640 It's personal space alone. 10:59.719 --> 11:01.920 All morning, I've been wanting to go training. 11:02.000 --> 11:03.880 Paris is like, "Let's do it together." 11:03.959 --> 11:05.640 "Let's do a walk, yada, yada, yada." 11:05.719 --> 11:07.400 And we've still not done anything. 11:07.480 --> 11:09.440 Hey, Tys, shall we walk towards the beach? 11:09.520 --> 11:11.600 This isn't a leisurely walk for me. 11:11.680 --> 11:14.040 This is instead of running 'cause me legs are smashed to bits. 11:14.120 --> 11:15.240 But half an hour ago-- 11:15.320 --> 11:18.600 -[Tyson] I wanted to do a five-mile walk… -You're growling at me again. 11:18.680 --> 11:21.120 I was going at the crack of dawn. You told me to wait for ya. 11:21.199 --> 11:24.240 -[Paris] Half an hour ago. -You insisted you and the kids need to go. 11:24.320 --> 11:26.400 My holiday's getting spoiled now-- 11:26.480 --> 11:29.800 What you wanted to do was leave me while you go and enjoy the sightseeing. 11:29.880 --> 11:32.440 [Tyson] I didn't wanna enjoy anything. I wanted to do me training. 11:32.520 --> 11:33.440 That's all right. 11:33.520 --> 11:36.079 [Tyson] Training for me comes first, before any bullshit. 11:36.160 --> 11:37.240 [Paris] That's all right. 11:37.320 --> 11:39.640 You don't realize this, but you need to understand it. 11:39.719 --> 11:41.719 [Paris] You're growling at me like this is my fault. 11:41.800 --> 11:44.959 It's your fault, though, that you made me stay here this morning. 11:45.040 --> 11:49.199 I don't function good if I've not trained, especially on a holiday. 11:49.280 --> 11:53.040 Maybe it's that alone time. Maybe it's that just little bit of, um, release. 11:53.120 --> 11:55.240 Without it, I am a nightmare. 11:55.320 --> 11:57.480 -Come on! -[ominous music playing] 11:57.560 --> 11:59.000 Let's go, Prince! 11:59.079 --> 12:00.800 [Tyson] Let the games begin. 12:03.000 --> 12:05.760 Cars are coming, so cross the road immediately. 12:05.839 --> 12:07.280 -[Johnboy] Quick. -[Valencia] Come on. 12:07.360 --> 12:08.600 [Johnboy] Shut up, you, Verruca. 12:08.680 --> 12:11.199 [Paris] Tyson, shall we put the kids on the carousel? 12:11.280 --> 12:12.120 [Tyson] No. 12:12.199 --> 12:15.360 -[kids screaming] -[Paris] I know, I know. 12:15.959 --> 12:18.839 -I'm sweating me balls off. -That's nice, Prince. 12:18.920 --> 12:21.400 [Tyson] We're walking in the midday sun, sweating. 12:21.480 --> 12:23.640 I've got beads of sweat dripping down me neck. 12:23.719 --> 12:26.520 Me shirt's gone see-through. I don't wanna be here. 12:27.120 --> 12:29.760 I'm dying to stop walking. 12:30.480 --> 12:32.719 You don't wanna walk? You've not even done a mile. 12:32.800 --> 12:35.440 I'm not in a good mood. Paris is not in a good mood. 12:35.520 --> 12:37.360 Stop standing on me shoes. 12:37.440 --> 12:39.000 Stop walking so slow. 12:39.079 --> 12:40.560 No one's in a good mood. 12:40.640 --> 12:42.400 -[screaming] -[Paris] What do you want? 12:42.480 --> 12:44.240 [screaming] 12:45.520 --> 12:47.240 It's just pandemonium. 12:47.320 --> 12:49.760 And I want a drink! 12:49.839 --> 12:51.880 [Tyson] It's hard enough when everything's going well, 12:51.959 --> 12:55.199 but if you're starting off four-nil down, it's more difficult. 12:55.280 --> 12:58.360 We're walking down to that chimney, and you're getting a drink there. 12:58.440 --> 12:59.839 Stop showing off. 13:01.040 --> 13:04.280 This is why you can't bring the kids out. It don't work. 13:04.880 --> 13:07.800 They wanna come, and then they get a mile in, they're crying their eyes out. 13:07.880 --> 13:09.959 -Put your mouth under it. -Don't wet your shoes. 13:12.719 --> 13:14.440 If you don't go away… 13:14.520 --> 13:17.079 -I've got Tyson in one of his weird moods. -[tense music playing] 13:17.160 --> 13:19.360 Get a look at ya. Get out me way. 13:19.440 --> 13:23.360 And when everything goes really wrong and it's loud and the kids are playing up… 13:23.440 --> 13:26.160 -Me and Johnboy want slushies. -Do I? 13:26.240 --> 13:28.160 …he zones out in his own way. 13:28.240 --> 13:30.400 [Tutty] Slushie! Slushie! 13:30.480 --> 13:32.680 [Paris] No, Tyson! Tyson, no slushies! 13:32.760 --> 13:34.360 [screaming] 13:34.440 --> 13:36.599 What do youse want? I'm just gonna walk away. 13:36.680 --> 13:38.839 -[Tutty] Slushie! -[Paris] You're not having a slushie. 13:38.920 --> 13:40.800 And he'll go completely schtum. 13:41.680 --> 13:43.599 You can see he's like a kettle that wants to blow. 13:43.680 --> 13:49.880 Can we get, um… one, two, three, four, five, six. Six slushies. 13:49.959 --> 13:51.360 -Six. -[Paris] No! 13:51.440 --> 13:53.599 You do it. I'm going. I can't be doing with all this. 13:54.800 --> 13:57.240 Crack on with yourselves. I can't do with it. 13:57.320 --> 13:58.560 [Venezuela] Why are they crying? 13:58.640 --> 14:01.480 [Paris] Dad wanted to buy five red slushies to go all over them. 14:01.560 --> 14:06.560 I think it's pretty evident to see that me on those holidays 14:06.640 --> 14:10.400 under that much stress is not what I'm built for. 14:10.480 --> 14:12.160 I was never built for that. 14:12.760 --> 14:14.959 I was always built for combat. 14:16.120 --> 14:17.440 [music fades] 14:17.520 --> 14:20.400 Have you ever seen anything so ridiculous as what just happened? 14:20.479 --> 14:23.000 -That was just a walk. -[kids chattering] 14:23.079 --> 14:27.319 Every time I go away with the family, I always say, "Never again." 14:27.400 --> 14:31.479 It brings me stress, anxiety, depression and pain. 14:32.000 --> 14:34.360 And I just hate it. I hate every second of it. 14:34.920 --> 14:36.520 I'm definitely getting the snip. 14:38.520 --> 14:39.560 Get out. 14:39.640 --> 14:43.240 [kids screaming] 14:43.319 --> 14:46.520 Tyson's a cunt 'cause he didn't get up early enough to do his walk. 14:46.599 --> 14:48.000 Now he's trying to blame me. 14:48.079 --> 14:49.880 So it's either absolutely cause a riot 14:49.959 --> 14:52.079 and start telling him to go and fuck himself, 14:52.760 --> 14:53.839 or ignore him. 14:55.000 --> 14:56.520 I'll go with ignore him. 14:58.079 --> 14:59.280 Right, let's go. 14:59.360 --> 15:02.079 [jaunty music playing] 15:06.640 --> 15:08.880 [singer vocalizing] 15:14.640 --> 15:17.599 -[Rico] There. -Oh, look. This looks nice. 15:22.079 --> 15:23.319 Thank you so much. 15:24.079 --> 15:26.439 [Athena] Can I try some? Please. 15:27.240 --> 15:28.520 [Paris] Good boy, Rico. 15:31.439 --> 15:33.719 Oh, that's a bit of peace now, Venezuela. 15:34.240 --> 15:36.319 [Venezuela] You don't understand how lovely this is. 15:36.400 --> 15:38.000 [Paris] It was too much this morning. 15:38.079 --> 15:41.680 I tell you what it is. All the children's hot as well, so they're playing up. 15:41.760 --> 15:44.640 And you know what your dad is. That was hell on earth for him. 15:44.719 --> 15:45.880 Yeah. 15:46.560 --> 15:49.400 Venezuela is probably the one I vent to the most. 15:49.479 --> 15:50.719 She is the one that's there 15:50.800 --> 15:52.800 and she understands her dad more than anybody, 15:52.880 --> 15:57.079 so if I'm having a bitch about Tyson, Venezuela's gonna hear about it. 15:57.160 --> 16:00.680 If you was getting married, you'd want a party 'cause you love a party. 16:01.280 --> 16:03.400 I don't know, big and loud. 16:03.479 --> 16:05.040 You'd have a big, loud one? 16:05.120 --> 16:07.640 I don't know, just a party, like, a hen night. 16:07.719 --> 16:10.000 I don't think a hen night really matters what you do. 16:10.079 --> 16:12.359 I know so many people what don't even have them, 16:12.439 --> 16:14.160 but me and my mam is best friends. 16:14.240 --> 16:17.079 Like, I tell her everything, and she tells me everything. 16:17.160 --> 16:18.560 Thank you very much. 16:18.640 --> 16:21.760 If I get married one day, I think she will miss me. 16:21.839 --> 16:23.959 -[Paris] Remember coming here? -[Venezuela] Yep. 16:24.040 --> 16:27.199 You was only, like, 13, and you was hard work. 16:27.280 --> 16:30.000 -I was a bitch. -You know you was a bitch now? 16:30.079 --> 16:32.800 Yeah. I knew I was a bitch then. 16:33.319 --> 16:35.199 [Paris] It's just teenage years, wasn't it? 16:35.719 --> 16:37.040 I think we're pretty close. 16:37.120 --> 16:39.920 [Venezuela] Very close. Probably me best pal, I'd say. 16:41.319 --> 16:44.439 I'd like to think if you had a problem, you'd ask me some advice. 16:44.520 --> 16:45.359 [Venezuela] Yeah. 16:45.439 --> 16:48.079 There is nobody better than your mother to give ya advice. 16:48.160 --> 16:49.000 True. 16:49.880 --> 16:52.599 I know that I could always turn to my mam and ask for advice 16:52.680 --> 16:54.839 and I hope that Venezuela feels like that, 16:54.920 --> 16:57.359 even in the future when she goes through things in her life. 16:57.439 --> 16:59.800 I hope she feels like she can always talk to me. 16:59.880 --> 17:02.040 -It's nice. Rice. -What does it taste like? 17:03.760 --> 17:04.919 Like carbonara. 17:09.280 --> 17:10.520 It's not nice, you liar. 17:10.599 --> 17:12.440 Stick to your chicken nuggets, babe. 17:13.359 --> 17:16.079 I wonder if your dad's all right with the kids. Cheers. 17:16.599 --> 17:17.440 [clink] 17:17.520 --> 17:19.520 [relaxed jam-rock music playing] 17:24.079 --> 17:28.280 [Tyson] Tutty, it's a monster! It's a big one. It's as big as my arm! 17:28.359 --> 17:30.120 Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. 17:30.200 --> 17:31.960 [Tutty] Stop moving it, Dad! 17:32.040 --> 17:34.240 -[Tyson] Keep going, Tut. -[man] Keep going. 17:34.880 --> 17:39.640 -Whoa! Oh! -[Tyson] Yes, you've got it! Oh! 17:39.720 --> 17:40.919 [Tyson] Ha ha! 17:41.000 --> 17:42.440 -Hold him. -[Tutty] How? 17:42.520 --> 17:45.600 [Tyson] Like that, hold him under your arms. That's it. Ready? 17:45.680 --> 17:47.040 [Tyson whooping] 17:47.120 --> 17:48.240 It's like a shark! 17:48.320 --> 17:50.360 The little kids, they were so excited. 17:50.440 --> 17:52.800 They'll have memories of this growing up now. 17:52.880 --> 17:54.000 Well done. 17:54.080 --> 17:56.720 Which is very important to me. I didn't have that growing up. 17:56.800 --> 17:58.760 Yeah, we didn't do anything like that. 17:58.840 --> 18:01.840 Come on, Adonis! Oh, Adonis has got one! 18:01.919 --> 18:04.200 -[man] There we go! -[Tyson] Yes, Adonis! 18:04.280 --> 18:05.680 Give me some skin, baby! 18:06.399 --> 18:07.560 I feel better now. 18:07.640 --> 18:09.480 I'm in a good, happy place. 18:10.080 --> 18:11.560 What would you do on your stag do? 18:12.080 --> 18:14.120 -Ain't getting married. -[Tyson] You're not? 18:14.200 --> 18:16.720 -No. -[Tyson] Don't knock it till you try it. 18:16.800 --> 18:19.800 -I didn't have a stag do first time round. -[Prince] Why not? 18:19.880 --> 18:23.440 We just, uh… just got married, didn't have a stag do. 18:23.520 --> 18:25.640 Second time, we did have a stag do 18:25.720 --> 18:30.440 'cause I did a fight in Madison Square Garden, New York. 18:30.520 --> 18:32.399 We got hammered the day before, 18:32.480 --> 18:35.120 and the day after, we went and got remarried. 18:35.200 --> 18:36.360 That was like a stag do. 18:36.440 --> 18:38.960 But this is definitely a good one, with the kids, 18:39.040 --> 18:41.280 with me sons, third time round. 18:41.360 --> 18:43.440 Have you thought about your vows yet? 18:43.520 --> 18:48.240 Not really. I'm just sort of a winger, you know what I mean? Just spontaneous. 18:49.520 --> 18:52.919 I think vows are something you say to someone that means a lot to ya, 18:53.000 --> 18:56.080 and the words have to be meaningful. It'll come to me. 18:57.760 --> 18:59.440 Uh… Dad. 18:59.520 --> 19:01.240 [outgoing call ringing] 19:05.520 --> 19:06.520 [John] Ey up! 19:06.600 --> 19:08.760 I'm doing something right up your street now, I am. 19:09.360 --> 19:11.120 -What's that? -I'm on me stag do. 19:11.200 --> 19:12.800 The boys are all fishing. 19:13.360 --> 19:15.040 Looks like a nice little lake. 19:15.120 --> 19:17.679 Beautiful, Dad, you'd love it here, absolutely love it. 19:17.760 --> 19:20.760 -Yeah. -Adonis is on his third fish! 19:21.280 --> 19:23.679 And these idiots can't catch one! 19:24.200 --> 19:28.360 Not my fault, fucking fish ain't biting. The fish are being dickheads. 19:28.440 --> 19:30.440 What you gonna do, put 'em back or eat 'em? 19:30.520 --> 19:33.120 Think I'd eat that fucker, with some butter and onions. 19:33.200 --> 19:35.960 No, not for me, Dad. You know I don't like fish at all. 19:36.040 --> 19:38.960 You're doing positive stuff for them kids. That's what you need to be doing. 19:39.040 --> 19:42.399 Yeah, positive and priceless, because they'll remember this forever. 19:42.480 --> 19:43.320 Beautiful. 19:43.399 --> 19:45.399 Yeah, well, you wanna wish you was here, but… 19:46.159 --> 19:48.080 Well, if I knew it was gonna be like that. 19:48.159 --> 19:50.080 -You've been invited, haven't you? -Yeah. 19:50.159 --> 19:52.640 Send me some more videos like you're doing. 19:52.720 --> 19:54.040 Go on, see you in a bit. 19:54.120 --> 19:56.919 -See you in a bit, Tyson, bye. -[Tutty] He keeps moving his rod. 19:57.040 --> 19:59.360 Listen, me dad had his opportunity to come, 20:00.159 --> 20:04.560 and he didn't come, so… it's his own… He's missed out himself. 20:04.640 --> 20:06.880 -This is just up his street. -[jaunty music playing] 20:06.960 --> 20:08.960 Go on, Adonis, reel it in! Reel it in! 20:09.040 --> 20:12.240 -[man] Nice and smooth. -Nice and smooth, reel him in, Donny. 20:12.320 --> 20:15.600 Know what, I need to go over there, 'cause my fucking fishing line ain't… 20:15.679 --> 20:17.520 [Johnboy] Yeah, well, never mind. 20:17.600 --> 20:19.240 [Prince] Can I come over there? 20:19.320 --> 20:20.360 [Tutty] Fuck off. 20:21.440 --> 20:23.720 [Prince] I knew fishing wouldn't be fun. 20:26.240 --> 20:28.240 [romantic string music playing] 20:41.360 --> 20:44.560 -[Paris] Look what's come, girls! -[girls squealing] 20:44.640 --> 20:46.880 -The flowers is here! -Let me see, Mam! 20:46.960 --> 20:48.679 This isn't yours. This is Mam's one. 20:48.760 --> 20:52.000 -Don't mess. Oh! -[Athena] Give me some. Give me some. 20:52.080 --> 20:53.960 -Don't throw them right now. -I'm not. 20:54.040 --> 20:57.399 My two girls are so excited. They've never been flower girls before. 20:58.000 --> 20:59.040 They're loving it. 20:59.120 --> 21:01.560 They really, really think this is so special. 21:01.640 --> 21:05.480 And walk all the way to here. Show me how you do it. Just pretending. 21:06.000 --> 21:07.679 Oh, that was too fast! 21:07.760 --> 21:10.960 I was actually very excited to throw the petals, 21:11.040 --> 21:14.159 because, like, I wanna be an actress when I'm older. 21:14.240 --> 21:16.399 So it's good practice for me. 21:16.480 --> 21:19.760 [Paris] Right. Don't throw them. Just pretend. 21:20.480 --> 21:22.679 That's… that's terribly dramatic. 21:22.760 --> 21:26.399 Valencia is our little Bette Davis, who wants to be seen and heard. 21:26.480 --> 21:29.600 She's not gonna be Rob Kardashian. She'll be Kim. [chuckling] 21:29.679 --> 21:32.360 She's… she's… We've got to watch her. 21:32.440 --> 21:34.320 -[Rico] Hey! -[Tyson] Yeah? 21:34.399 --> 21:35.640 -[Rico] Hey! -[Tyson] Yeah? 21:35.720 --> 21:36.600 [Rico] Hey! 21:36.679 --> 21:39.560 [Paris] Today is five times calmer than my real wedding day. 21:39.640 --> 21:43.800 My real wedding day had 13 bridesmaids, page boys. 21:43.880 --> 21:45.560 Like, you had to be up at 6:00 a.m. 21:45.640 --> 21:48.399 to make sure you had the perfect makeup, the perfect hair. 21:48.480 --> 21:53.000 And it's like, what's it all about? Doing this, I feel so much better. 21:54.159 --> 21:55.840 I want red lipstick. 21:55.919 --> 21:58.640 [Venezuela] No, you just need lip gloss, don't ya? 21:58.720 --> 22:01.640 [Paris] Venezuela said if she gets married, she wants a big wedding. 22:01.720 --> 22:04.520 But there again, it's hard work doing big dos, 22:04.600 --> 22:06.399 because we've got such a big family. 22:06.480 --> 22:09.320 And then you end up with a massive, big do. 22:09.399 --> 22:10.520 So I don't know. 22:10.600 --> 22:13.720 If she ever gets married, cross that bridge when we come to it. 22:14.240 --> 22:16.439 Try and convince her to elope. [laughs] 22:18.040 --> 22:21.679 That's the shoes. That's the headbands. Do ya like your dress? 22:21.760 --> 22:23.800 -[Valencia] Yeah. -[Paris] Which one's yours, Athena? 22:23.880 --> 22:25.159 That one. 22:25.240 --> 22:27.280 -[Rico screams] -Ooh! 22:27.360 --> 22:30.439 [Paris] I'm trying to get it to set back so it doesn't sit forward. 22:30.520 --> 22:33.480 -[Valencia] Ow. Mam. Ow! -[Paris] Valencia! 22:33.560 --> 22:36.000 -[Valencia crying] -[woman] Caught her finger in the door. 22:36.080 --> 22:40.360 Mam! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 22:40.439 --> 22:41.320 [sobbing] 22:41.399 --> 22:44.040 -Why would you go in that room?! -Why was her fingers in there? 22:44.120 --> 22:47.240 Why would you go in that room?! You're bleeding all her full hand off! 22:47.320 --> 22:49.760 [Johnboy] Come off. There's no blood on the floor. 22:49.840 --> 22:52.960 -Put it under this tap. -You trapped her fingers in the door? 22:53.040 --> 22:55.880 [Prince] She was hid behind the wall with her fingers in the crack. 22:55.960 --> 22:59.080 Perfect timing. I thought, "Are we gonna have to go to A&E?" 22:59.159 --> 23:02.000 Is she gonna need a finger operation? Is she gonna need this sewing up? 23:02.080 --> 23:03.600 [Valencia crying] It hurts. 23:03.679 --> 23:05.880 What the fuck was she doing with her fingers in the door? 23:05.960 --> 23:07.560 [Paris] The child was stood there! 23:07.640 --> 23:11.560 -Right, can you show some empathy, please? -No, I can't. She was being an idiot. 23:11.640 --> 23:13.040 [Paris] Freak of nature! 23:13.800 --> 23:16.120 [Tyson] This is the good old life of having lots of children. 23:16.200 --> 23:17.360 There's always a problem. 23:17.439 --> 23:20.200 Someone's always ill, injured, about to be injured. 23:20.280 --> 23:22.720 -You didn't know her hand was there? -[Prince] No! 23:22.800 --> 23:27.159 I get that. I know you didn't do it on purpose. Look at me, you big buffoon. 23:27.679 --> 23:30.720 But when that happened, you should've got your sister and helped her. 23:30.800 --> 23:32.360 Mam, I would have. 23:32.439 --> 23:36.800 I'd say I get blamed for a lot of shit that I wouldn't exactly call my fault 23:37.399 --> 23:39.640 as much as she thinks it is. 23:39.720 --> 23:40.840 Same with Venezuela, 23:40.919 --> 23:43.760 she gets the blame for a lot of shit that the kids randomly do, 23:43.840 --> 23:46.120 simply because we're just the oldest, ain't we? 23:46.200 --> 23:49.640 So, you know, I don't really get it, but maybe I'll get it in the future. 23:50.159 --> 23:52.080 -[Paris] Stay still. -[crying] 23:52.159 --> 23:53.240 [Paris] It's fine. 23:54.760 --> 23:57.520 -Do you want me to put a bandage on it? -[Valencia] Yeah. 23:57.600 --> 24:00.040 These things happen so regular when there's that many children. 24:00.120 --> 24:02.240 We can't dwell on it because… 24:02.320 --> 24:05.360 God forgive me, it's ten minutes, and then the next problem happens. 24:05.439 --> 24:08.480 -[gentle music playing] -[Tyson] Oh, you look so lovely! 24:08.560 --> 24:11.000 -[Paris] Johnboy, come in. -[Tyson] Last one, put your coat on. 24:11.080 --> 24:13.399 -Let's have a look. -[Rico whining] 24:13.480 --> 24:16.159 -Oh, he looks so nice! He's so nice! -[Adonis] Yeah! 24:17.439 --> 24:20.159 Right, boys, let's be offskis. 24:20.240 --> 24:22.919 -[Adonis] Dad said let's go! -[Paris] Tuck your shirt in. 24:23.000 --> 24:25.320 -[Tutty] Mam, my shirt is in! -[Paris] See you at the church. 24:26.600 --> 24:27.800 See you there. 24:28.320 --> 24:30.280 I'll be the one walking down the aisle. 24:31.040 --> 24:32.919 Right, let's go get our dresses on. 24:33.600 --> 24:35.800 Get rid of the boys and get our dresses on. 24:36.320 --> 24:38.480 [romantic music playing] 24:40.720 --> 24:42.480 -Is your finger all right now? -Yeah. 24:42.560 --> 24:45.640 -[Paris] Okay. Are you excited for today? -What do I do? 24:45.720 --> 24:48.399 You throw the flowers, but when you're done, what do you do? 24:48.480 --> 24:51.120 -[Paris] Then you sit next to Venezuela. -Okay. 24:51.640 --> 24:53.880 [Paris] And you listen to what me and your dad's gonna say. 24:53.960 --> 24:55.480 -Sound good? -Yeah. 24:55.560 --> 24:56.600 Give us a kiss, then. 24:57.520 --> 24:58.520 Love you. 24:58.600 --> 25:00.360 -[Paris] Venezuela? -[Venezuela] Yeah? 25:00.439 --> 25:02.480 [Paris] Will you fasten the back of my dress? 25:03.560 --> 25:04.800 [Valencia] She looks nice. 25:04.880 --> 25:06.560 -[Paris] Do you think I look nice? -Yeah. 25:10.520 --> 25:12.080 [Venezuela] Oh, lovely. 25:15.320 --> 25:17.679 -[Valencia] Can I put perfume on? -Give me some. 25:19.960 --> 25:21.280 That stinks, Mam. 25:23.240 --> 25:27.240 I feel a bit nervous now. Didn't feel nervous before, but I do now. 25:28.439 --> 25:29.760 Ooh! 25:29.840 --> 25:32.040 [whimsical music playing] 25:35.360 --> 25:37.760 -[Paris gasps] Oh! -[Athena] Oh my goodness. 25:37.840 --> 25:39.199 Look at this car! 25:39.280 --> 25:40.760 [Venezuela] Oh, lovely. 25:41.480 --> 25:42.600 [car horn beeps] 25:43.679 --> 25:45.159 Shall we ring your aunt Montana? 25:45.240 --> 25:47.720 I'm letting everyone know I'm getting married today. 25:50.240 --> 25:52.280 I'm getting married! 25:52.360 --> 25:56.520 -[Montana] Are youse excited? -Yeah. Look, I'm a flower girl! 25:57.120 --> 25:59.640 [Paris] My girls haven't never been flower girls. 25:59.720 --> 26:02.919 The last time one was flower girls was Venezuela at your wedding. 26:03.000 --> 26:06.399 -Your mam must really love your dad. -Yeah. 26:06.480 --> 26:09.480 -[Paris] Three times! -Three? Third time's the charm. 26:09.560 --> 26:11.360 [laughs] Yeah! 26:11.439 --> 26:13.520 I got really excited on the way to the church. 26:13.600 --> 26:15.640 I literally felt like that teenage bride again. 26:16.240 --> 26:17.600 Woo-hoo! 26:18.399 --> 26:22.280 [Paris] Oh, we're here now. I've gotta go. We'll send you some pictures. 26:22.360 --> 26:24.399 -Okay. -[Paris] Love youse! 26:24.480 --> 26:27.360 I, like, really believed in my own little love story there. 26:27.439 --> 26:29.439 [whimsical music continues] 26:30.960 --> 26:32.480 [Paris] Okay, here it is. 26:32.560 --> 26:34.360 -[Valencia] Mum… -[driver] I'll open the door. 26:34.439 --> 26:37.000 -Stop, wait till he opens the door. -Thank you very much. 26:37.960 --> 26:40.120 [Paris] Oh, this is nice. 26:40.720 --> 26:42.240 [soulful piano ballad playing] 26:42.320 --> 26:44.560 -Boys, sit in, Johnboy. -[Rico fussing] 26:44.640 --> 26:47.240 Mummy! [cries] 26:47.320 --> 26:48.679 Here comes Mam. 26:48.760 --> 26:50.520 -Do you want your mam? -[Rico] Yeah. 26:50.600 --> 26:51.840 Can I have a kiss, then? 27:00.640 --> 27:03.640 Oh, who's that there? Who's that? 27:03.720 --> 27:06.000 -De-dea. -[chuckles] 27:06.080 --> 27:08.640 -That's De-de-dea? -Do you want me to get him? 27:08.720 --> 27:10.360 [Tyson] You wanna go to Venezuela? 27:11.760 --> 27:13.439 [Rico] De-dea! 27:13.520 --> 27:15.120 [Prince] Move up, Tut. 27:20.720 --> 27:23.439 Oh, you're doing a good job there. Very well done. 27:23.520 --> 27:24.919 [music fades] 27:25.480 --> 27:27.800 Here's Mam. She's coming now. 27:27.880 --> 27:29.880 ["At Last" by Etta James playing] 27:31.159 --> 27:35.800 ♪ At last ♪ 27:39.000 --> 27:43.439 ♪ My love has come along… ♪ 27:46.040 --> 27:48.679 [Tyson] I'm happy to be in this position God's put me in, 27:48.760 --> 27:50.760 to be here with my wife all these years later. 27:51.280 --> 27:53.800 The mother of seven beautiful children. 27:53.880 --> 27:56.159 The woman who's given me peace in me life. 27:57.040 --> 28:00.760 I'm excited. I've got butterflies. 28:00.840 --> 28:02.360 Like, this is heavenly. 28:02.439 --> 28:04.800 ♪ Oh-oh, yeah, yeah-ah-ah ♪ 28:04.880 --> 28:06.080 ♪ At last… ♪ 28:06.159 --> 28:08.640 -♪ Here comes the bride ♪ -[Rico] Mummy! 28:09.280 --> 28:10.679 -Mummy! -[Valencia] Sh! 28:11.360 --> 28:16.199 [Paris] It really is a nostalgic, happy, beautiful moment. 28:16.280 --> 28:19.880 Just exactly like standing in the church 17 years ago, 28:19.960 --> 28:21.640 promising to love each other. 28:22.159 --> 28:24.159 Now I'm looking at Tyson, and I think, 28:24.679 --> 28:26.960 "This is what I've always wanted and still want now." 28:27.679 --> 28:31.280 ♪ For you are mine… ♪ 28:31.360 --> 28:35.199 [priest] In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. 28:35.280 --> 28:36.399 -Amen. -[Tyson] Amen. 28:36.919 --> 28:38.679 The Lord be with you. 28:38.760 --> 28:40.959 Hear our prayers for Tyson and Paris, 28:41.040 --> 28:44.360 who have come here today to renew the sacrament of marriage 28:44.439 --> 28:45.879 here in Nice. 28:45.959 --> 28:48.879 My dear Paris, my dear Tyson, 28:48.959 --> 28:53.720 in the presence of the church, I ask you to state your intentions. 28:53.800 --> 28:56.280 Have you come here freely and without reservation 28:56.360 --> 28:58.840 to give yourselves to each other in marriage? 28:58.919 --> 29:00.560 -Yes. -Yes. 29:01.080 --> 29:03.840 Will you love and honor each other as man and wife 29:03.919 --> 29:05.520 for the rest of your lives? 29:05.600 --> 29:06.520 [both] Yes. 29:06.600 --> 29:12.120 Great. Will you accept 20 more children lovingly from God? 29:13.520 --> 29:14.679 -[Tyson] Yes. -[Paris] Yes. 29:15.199 --> 29:16.320 That was a little yes. 29:16.399 --> 29:18.240 [Tyson and Paris laugh] 29:18.320 --> 29:21.720 Since it is your intention to enter into marriage, 29:21.800 --> 29:24.720 I invite you to join your hands 29:24.800 --> 29:27.120 and to change a few words. 29:28.120 --> 29:29.639 [poignant piano music playing] 29:29.720 --> 29:33.679 Paris, we stand here today, nearly 20 years later after we met, 29:33.760 --> 29:35.199 all these beautiful children. 29:35.800 --> 29:38.360 We do this again to show our love to each other 29:38.439 --> 29:39.480 and let everybody know 29:39.560 --> 29:42.879 that what God puts together, no one can take apart, no matter what. 29:45.240 --> 29:48.240 And I agree, we stand here today very, very blessed, 29:48.320 --> 29:50.639 very, very lucky to have everything we've got 29:50.720 --> 29:52.800 and to do and done everything we've done. 29:52.879 --> 29:56.439 And I love you just as much as when I first met you, as I do now. 29:57.040 --> 29:58.480 His words meant a lot to me, 29:58.560 --> 30:02.520 and it was beautiful to actually say, you know, I love you to each other 30:02.600 --> 30:04.320 in such a special moment. 30:04.399 --> 30:08.840 And I actually feel, you know, totally in love again. 30:10.720 --> 30:15.120 Declared your consent before the church, may the Lord, in his goodness, 30:15.199 --> 30:18.760 strengthen your consent and fill you both with his blessings. 30:19.280 --> 30:22.720 What God has joined, men must not divide. 30:23.320 --> 30:25.000 You can kiss. 30:25.080 --> 30:26.320 [Paris chuckles] 30:27.159 --> 30:29.480 [soulful celebratory music playing] 30:30.159 --> 30:34.199 Oh, three times! [laughing] 30:35.720 --> 30:38.360 [Valencia] Me mam and dad kissed. 30:38.439 --> 30:42.959 I thought it was a bit gross 'cause I'm not doing that when I'm older. 30:44.320 --> 30:46.040 [Paris] I've loved having the kids there. 30:46.120 --> 30:48.360 I've loved the girls being me flower girls. 30:48.439 --> 30:50.399 I think this is a really special day. 30:50.480 --> 30:53.120 I think it's a memory for my kids to look back on. 30:54.000 --> 30:57.080 -[Valencia] Here we go! -[all cheering, whooping] 30:57.159 --> 30:59.000 [Tutty yells] What's happening? 31:00.720 --> 31:03.120 [Paris] I don't think we need to renew our wedding vows again. 31:03.199 --> 31:05.760 I think we are maxed out at three times a charm. 31:06.600 --> 31:09.919 But, heck, who knows, when we're 70, we might just go for it again. 31:10.000 --> 31:12.560 [chuckling] 31:13.159 --> 31:14.120 You ready? 31:14.720 --> 31:17.840 -[Tyson] Go! -[Valencia] Three, two, one, go! 31:19.800 --> 31:22.840 -[Tyson] Yay! -[Paris] Yay! 31:23.919 --> 31:26.280 [Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G playing] 31:29.840 --> 31:33.000 [Tyson] Okay, guys! Let's go for our food. 31:33.080 --> 31:35.480 This is quite a special place. 31:36.000 --> 31:37.800 This is a secret place. 31:45.720 --> 31:48.800 That is what you call a fucking view. 31:50.600 --> 31:52.679 [Paris] I've never seen a view like it. 31:59.520 --> 32:01.719 -[Venezuela] It's gonna land on the glass. -[Paris] Whoo! 32:01.800 --> 32:03.719 -[Tutty] Catch it! -[Tyson] Whoo! 32:04.240 --> 32:08.520 Here's to us, to a long life, and many more happy, healthy children. 32:08.600 --> 32:10.679 Oh, yes, you want them. 32:10.760 --> 32:11.919 Ready? Here, Rico. 32:12.840 --> 32:14.560 [Tyson] Me boy's even having the champagne. 32:14.639 --> 32:16.199 Let's see Rico's taste. 32:16.719 --> 32:18.120 [curious music playing] 32:18.199 --> 32:19.199 Is it nice? 32:19.280 --> 32:21.120 [Tyson] He's got expensive taste. 32:22.240 --> 32:24.560 -Yeah! -[Paris] Ooh… [laughs] 32:24.639 --> 32:28.280 [Tyson] Not like that. Not like that. 32:28.360 --> 32:29.879 [laughing] 32:31.320 --> 32:33.879 [Paris] So out comes the amuse-bouche, 32:33.959 --> 32:37.719 and our ever-classy palates are not impressed. 32:38.639 --> 32:41.480 [Adonis] I'm thinking about a roast dinner, not that. 32:41.560 --> 32:43.040 Pig snot, that. 32:43.679 --> 32:46.399 [Paris] Yeah. Adonis, put your mic off for a minute. 32:46.480 --> 32:49.600 It is like a glob of shite. 32:49.679 --> 32:52.959 [kids giggling] 32:53.040 --> 32:55.520 It was, like, the aftertaste. I swear, I spat it out. 32:56.520 --> 32:57.560 Oh, no, babe. 32:57.639 --> 32:59.560 Know what? Posh people's food isn't for me. 32:59.639 --> 33:01.840 I'm down for a McDonald's any day over that. 33:01.919 --> 33:03.760 Give me a drink of Coca-Cola, quick. 33:03.840 --> 33:05.120 [silverware clangs] 33:05.199 --> 33:06.879 -[Tyson] So, Prince… -What? 33:06.959 --> 33:09.240 Are you able to say a few words this evening? 33:09.320 --> 33:11.840 -For your mother and father's wedding? -Yeah, sure. 33:12.480 --> 33:15.800 Okay, that's fantastic stuff. Fire away. 33:17.439 --> 33:20.199 It didn't make the cling-cling sound I thought it would. 33:21.520 --> 33:25.280 Right. I've known Paris a very long time. 33:25.360 --> 33:27.840 -[Tyson] Yeah. -Fourteen years, almost. 33:28.439 --> 33:29.600 And same with Tyson. 33:29.679 --> 33:32.600 And I just couldn't think of a better-met couple. 33:32.679 --> 33:36.120 Honestly, I couldn't think of any better way to get married 33:36.199 --> 33:37.399 than in France. 33:37.480 --> 33:38.320 Yeah. 33:38.399 --> 33:42.600 And, to be honest, youse are just aligned in the stars. Hope you have a happy life. 33:43.120 --> 33:44.800 -Thank you. -[Athena] Look at him! 33:44.879 --> 33:47.399 -Not too shabby. -Now let me eat me chicken. 33:47.480 --> 33:50.879 Thought he did a good job at the speech. He thought about it and put his time in. 33:50.959 --> 33:52.760 Everyone was thinking it was gonna be rubbish, 33:52.840 --> 33:53.959 but it turned out to be good. 33:54.040 --> 33:57.879 He's become such a… such a good lad, and I'm really proud of him. 33:58.399 --> 34:01.760 -[soulful music playing] -[outgoing call ringing] 34:02.879 --> 34:05.199 You all right? Look where I am. 34:05.719 --> 34:08.719 We just got married for the third time. We've put you to shame. 34:08.799 --> 34:11.920 Oh, congratulations. I can't even get the first marriage. 34:12.000 --> 34:15.639 One day, Tom, if you work very hard and dedicate your life, 34:15.719 --> 34:18.280 you'll be able to get married three times like us. 34:18.360 --> 34:20.000 Oh, do you know what, I can't wait. 34:20.080 --> 34:23.280 -Well, congratulations, guys. -[Tyson] Thank you. 34:23.360 --> 34:25.600 [Paris] Oh, look what's here! 34:25.679 --> 34:27.719 -See you later. -See you in a bit. 34:27.799 --> 34:29.000 See you in a bit. 34:29.080 --> 34:30.639 It's Mam and Dad's wedding cake. 34:31.319 --> 34:34.280 Look what it says. It says, "Just married… again." 34:34.360 --> 34:36.639 Are you looking forward to that cake, Mousey? 34:37.239 --> 34:40.120 Don't touch it, Valencia. Don't touch it, Athena. 34:40.199 --> 34:42.319 Hold on, you've gotta make a wish, don't you? 34:42.400 --> 34:44.520 -No. -All right, I'll make one. 34:44.600 --> 34:46.400 -Okay, go. -[Venezuela] Go! 34:48.639 --> 34:50.319 'Ey! 34:51.639 --> 34:53.799 [relaxed romantic music playing] 34:53.880 --> 34:56.719 -[Valencia] ♪ I wanna dance… ♪ -[Tyson] Shall we all have a little dance? 34:56.799 --> 34:58.240 -[Valencia] Yeah! -Come on. 34:58.319 --> 35:01.240 -[Venezuela] Come on, give me the phone. -Oh, a wedding dance. 35:01.319 --> 35:04.440 [Valencia] Athena, do you wanna throw flowers with me? 35:06.839 --> 35:11.560 I love how me and Tyson have growed up together. 35:11.640 --> 35:14.520 We have been through thick and thin together. 35:14.600 --> 35:17.799 No matter how many arguments we have or how many ups and downs we go through, 35:17.880 --> 35:21.280 we still love each other as much as the first day we met. 35:22.400 --> 35:24.520 I am there for him, and he's there for me. 35:28.480 --> 35:29.760 [Tyson] She's always been there. 35:29.839 --> 35:34.000 From the beginning of my profession to the end of it, she's been there. 35:34.080 --> 35:35.480 I can't not imagine her, 35:35.560 --> 35:38.280 and I wouldn't want to be who I am without her. 35:39.560 --> 35:42.799 I know that sounds… soft as shit, 35:42.880 --> 35:46.160 but I wouldn't wanna be who I am without her. 35:54.120 --> 35:57.560 -[Adonis] Have we got more food coming? -[Tyson] No. 35:57.640 --> 35:59.200 -[Adonis] Knob. -[Tyson] Oi! 36:05.960 --> 36:06.839 [music ends] 36:06.920 --> 36:08.200 [tense music playing] 36:08.280 --> 36:11.200 -[man] Can I have one picture? -[Paris] "Can I get a photo?" 36:11.280 --> 36:13.960 Come on, then, mate. I've been in Morecambe for 17 years. 36:14.040 --> 36:17.560 There's no privacy. Begging letters. That should not be coming to my address. 36:17.640 --> 36:19.319 Me mind's made up. I wanna move now. 36:19.400 --> 36:21.040 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 36:21.120 --> 36:23.120 [Paris] I worry about his mental health. 36:23.200 --> 36:25.640 He's not the Gypsy King now, is he? Just Tyson Fury at home. 36:25.720 --> 36:27.520 -[Venezuela] What… -[Tyson] Put your foot down. 36:27.600 --> 36:29.280 It is down. Heck! 36:29.360 --> 36:30.920 -[Tyson] Stop! -[brakes squeak] 36:31.000 --> 36:33.280 Tyson can believe he's all right, and I know he's not. 36:33.360 --> 36:34.200 Who am I? 36:34.280 --> 36:37.680 I'm a man who wants nothing in life. When you give up the passion to want… 36:37.760 --> 36:39.400 You give up the passion to live. 36:39.480 --> 36:43.560 You frighten me when you talk like this 'cause you're not right in the head. 36:43.640 --> 36:45.880 He's probably worse now than what he's ever been. 36:45.960 --> 36:48.200 [dramatic music playing] 37:14.240 --> 37:15.560 [music fades] c playing]