[dramatic music playing]
[Tyson] And here's me, not fucking around at some boxing match.
I'm out on the fucking road running. But I'm running tonight.
I come home, I've done me job, and I got meself back.
And I am the man.
I'm the fucking Spartan.
Alarming, isn't it? Why would you do that?
Go running at twelve o'clock at night when you've seen a fight.
It revved him up that much, he's gotta go for a run.
He can't let it go. It's too hard to, and he can get seriously hurt in it.
He'll never know when he's had enough, will he?
You've gotta save 'em from theirself and wake 'em up.
Electric shock 'em and say, "Hang on, mate. You've done your bit."
"You're not 27. You're thirty-fucking-seven."
[energetic rock music playing]
-[Athena] ♪Jingle bells, Batman smells ♪ -[Paris] Athena.
♪ Why did you shit yourself? ♪
-[Paris] Athena, let's not be silly now. -[laughs]
If you don't stop singing, you have to sit in the kitchen like a baby with Rico.
Tyson is a little bit off, really.
He went to Boxfest yesterday.
He basically just had a little… I don't know… [laughs nervously]
…mini meltdown.
-[knocking] -[Tyson] Come in!
-Ooh! Have you come bearing gifts? -[man] We have.
[Tyson] These are potential comeback boots.
-Ooh, bloody hell, me colors. -[man] That's what we're gonna do.
Yes.
-Nice one. Try these on. -[man] Yeah.
[Paris] People watching must think, "Please shut up."
"He's retired. He's not. He's retired. He's not retired."
But the fact is, that is how our life is living.
[Tyson] Ooh, aye.
-Big dog boots. -[man] The big dog.
They're actually really comfortable, to be fair.
If I don't make a comeback, walk around town in 'em.
-Walk around Meadowhall. -You look all right in them.
-[jaunty music playing] -[giggling]
-[Adonis] Give me me ball! -Adonis!
-[Tyson] Paris, where are ya? -[Paris] I'm in here!
-[Tyson] What you doing? -I'm just tidying up.
Tidying up? It's a never-ending tidy-up job, is it, in this house?
It's like a fucking shit tip every day I get up.
[Paris] Well, you have got seven animals crawling round it.
I'm making your cushions look extra fluffy, darling,
so you can sit on them.
Was Boxfest good?
-Boxfest was amazing. -Yeah?
-I lit it up and got out of there. -Busy?
What's that saying? Always leave them wanting more.
So I got them all very wet and then I fucked off.
Usyk won, so does that mean anything to you?
Doesn't mean fuck all to me, does it, who wins.
You've no intentions of getting involved?
When after the fight, yeah,
he asked the fans who does he wanna fight,
he said Tyson Fury, the place screamed their head off.
That just shows you how much power I have in this game.
[Paris] With all that said,
you've got no intentions of boxing again?
-Nope. Not this year, anyway. -Look, look.
I've got no intentions of boxing this year,
I've made that very, very, very clear.
It's like being married to someone new every day. [laughs]
This is typical Tyson.
If I said to him, "Tyson, are you wearing that red suit tomorrow?"
He'd be like, "100%. Put the red suit out."
He'd get up in the morning, "No, I need the blue tracksuit."
Tyson's brain is just wired that way, and he can't help it.
But I don't wanna hear anything else about boxing. It's family time now.
So if you're not going to be boxing, we need to book a holiday.
Right, we'll take them on holiday somewhere,
whether it's a caravan holiday or something else.
I don't wanna go on the trailer. I'm sick of seeing it.
Summer holidays are hectic for me, just like every other parent, I suppose.
Full-on, kids are at home, the seven weeks never end.
It feels like an eternity.
It's a never-ending scenario.
It's not a pleasure, but you do it for the kids
because it gives them an experience while they're off school.
I would like to go somewhere that's got some nice old churches.
We could renew the vows there.
Scotland?
I don't want to holiday in Scotland.
Do you wanna go to Aviemore? Stay in a campsite in Aviemore?
-I don't want to take nine bodies-- -You have lost the fun.
Whatever you've done with the real Paris I married,
you've ate her up and spit her out.
Right, leave it to me. I'll book something.
[uptempo hip-hop music playing]
[Tyson sneezing]
[sneezes]
[groans] Agh!
-Give me your jumper, quick. -Use your T-shirt.
-Give me summat. Quickly. -[Paris] I ain't got nothing.
-There's a sock. -[Tyson] Gimme a sock.
Hay fever killing me. I've never had hay fever in me life.
[blows]
[Tyson] ♪ Hi, guys ♪
-Last day of school! -[Paris] Seat belt on.
Here's me report.
[Paris] Oh, your report. Here, Dad, here's his last-day report.
Here's my report!
-Give 'em. I'm gonna read 'em. -[Paris] Here's their school reports.
[Tyson] I love these reports. They usually make me cry, don't they?
Please. Give me Valencia.
Here we go. Hold on. I wanna do this. It's my job.
This is what I love to do.
Oh! My Tutty's got a review! Are you ready for this?
"Tyson is a charming young… young man who is thoughtful and kind."
"He always behaves well in school and is a good to… is friend to others."
Get up, Tyson!
I don't like going to school at all, right?
It's like a prison… for kids.
The only good bit about it is home time.
[Paris] Right, now read the next one.
Oh, this is Valencia.
Just read the last comment.
"A role model for other pupils due to her excellent behavior."
My school report was actually very good, to be honest.
[producer] Do you enjoy school?
Yeah…
Why not?
Well, it's not my favorite, but I do like it.
-[Tyson] Well done, Valencia. -Right, now read Adonis's.
This is the one I'm intrigued to see!
[chuckles] "Adonis's mood can be very up, but equally very down."
He's got your traits.
"It can be tricky to pick him up when he's in a down mood."
-[Paris] It's his father. Bipolar. -"When he is like this,
he often just wants to be at home with his mum."
Rubbish, 'cause he don't like his mam.
-He's a daddy's boy. -[Paris] Course. He's got daddy's bipolar.
Adonis's was mad to read.
I was thinking, "It's like reading my report from school."
-Same. -[exciting music playing]
His behavior's not good when he's around others.
The end of school today! Who's excited for the summer holidays?
-[kids] Yeah! -You're doing it again. Keep squealing.
I'll squeal in your ear! Keep screaming.
[Venezuela] You ain't hyperactive You tell that silly teacher,
"There ain't nothing wrong with me."
But why can't I sit still?
'Cause no one sits still. They just pick on people.
[Paris] Come here, my Adonis.
I loved your school report.
-Come here. -[Valencia] Look at mine, Mam.
Why did they say that? Why did my teacher say this?
My Adonis wants to know why the schoolteacher said that about him.
[Venezuela] The teacher's telling him he's hyperactive
and why can't ya sit still for two minutes?
[Paris] He just can't sit still 'cause he's like his dad!
Sometimes I see different behaviors in all the kids
that represent, like, Tyson, and then I worry.
Like, I wonder if they've got his mental health issues.
I always think, "What if they pass on to the kids?"
[Adonis] Why does everyone keep saying that?
-What? -[somber music playing]
[Tyson] I can't hear ya.
[Adonis crying] They say that I have ADHD.
[Tyson] They never said that at all. They never said it.
[Paris] The teacher said you're a good boy and sometimes ya be a bit bad.
He's just a bit naughty sometimes and he's gotta be better next year, yeah?
I just feel like… I just need to spend time with him,
and it makes me think I've got bigger fish to fry
than getting me brains knocked out in a fight
for money that I don't really need.
My biggest fear of all is not being a good parent. That's it.
The most important time is if you're there for when they're young,
when they're very impressionable.
That's when a father really needs to be around their kids, especially their sons.
You looking forward to the summer holidays?
-Can we go in the park? -Come on.
We're going to the park!
[pensive music playing]
[seagulls calling]
-[Tyson] Where did the sun go? -[Tutty] I don't know.
It went on holiday.
[Tyson] Right. A little bit of common sense here now, yeah?
What should you do at a crossing here? Adonis and Tutty, can you tell me?
-[Tutty] Wait until that goes green. -Then what?
-[Tutty] Then you walk over. -No.
The best thing about me dad, he's better than me mam.
He's took me to the shop. He takes me everywhere.
You wait till that goes green
and then you look across the road each way because there's a car coming.
Whoa! There's a truck coming.
Don't assume that's gonna stop until it does.
Many, many children and young babies in prams
have been killed by walking out 'cause the green light said go.
-[beeping] -Come on. Let's go.
Hi, love. Can I get, um, five donuts, please?
Calm down, boys. What are youse doing?
Pull your pants up. You're dragging the floor.
Dad, shut up!
Let me, uh, sort you out. Come here.
I would describe my dad as a good person.
He's the best boxer in the history of fighting,
and I'll follow his footsteps.
When I grow up, I wanna be just like him.
Don't tell your mam you've had donuts
before you've had your break… dinner, whatever it's called. Lunch.
Do you like your new tracksuits? And your new trainers, Adonis?
Yeah.
They look really smart. Are they waterproof?
[Adonis] It's hot.
What do you fancy for lunch? This is not lunch.
-[Tutty] Over there! -Give me some dough.
-What for? -For a ball.
No. Sit down. You've got a ball.
-No, I won't. -Sit down!
[murmuring]
My Adonis is more like me than the rest of them put together.
He's up and down with his emotions. He says random things to get attention.
[loud slam]
Adonis!
[banging]
[Tyson] I remember when I was a kid,
people didn't talk about their weaknesses and stuff.
I didn't understand my own emotions or what might have been wrong with me.
[Prince] Go to Dad.
My father didn't know how to deal with it, and I've refused to let that happen.
Right, come on. Adonis, son, come on.
We're going to the park!
It's all about, now, the kids, putting them on the right path.
And if I can put as much time into that work
as I have into me profession,
then I'll be a successful, um, father.
[Tyson] Go with your brother. Run on the park.
Go run and scream and shout over there.
Well, how long do you think I'll be until I start amateur fighting?
Well, here's the thing.
If you was a normal lad from Morecambe, you could have started already.
Considering you're the son of the heavyweight champion,
or former champion of the world,
a lot of people will wanna punch your face in.
-[Prince] Fair enough. -Just because you're my son.
-Yeah. -But your training is going very well.
I think you've done marvelous. In this year alone,
the first seven months this year, you've done unbelievable.
-You've really impressed me, to be fair. -Aye.
You've done everything I've asked.
But until you turn that corner of being from a child to a man,
which you've not done that yet, I won't put you in there.
And by the time you do fight,
you'll be knowing what you wanna do in your life.
You've got to want it more than anything.
[Prince] Training with me dad, it's been great, to be honest.
He's actually trying to help me and get me better in me career.
More than you've got to want to live, you gotta wanna be a boxer.
[Prince] He might be proud of me for following in his footsteps
and trying to be better and trying to be good.
So, yeah, it's not a bad thing.
This weekend, we've gotta go watch the horse race at Doncaster.
It'll be a bit of fun, won't it, going in the owners' section.
We're the owner of the horse. First time I've ever seen it race.
So hopefully, it can win.
One day, Spence phoned me and said, "I've got you a birthday gift."
"I wanna give you half of a horse. We've named it the Big Gypsy King."
The horse racing is something that I've been to a few times,
and may be something I could get into in the future.
Now I've got more time,
and I need another occupation, another job, really.
That'll be our new… new hobby, a new venture, getting a… a winner.
-A Cheltenham or Grand National winner. -It wouldn't be my new hobby.
You might fall in love with it.
[Prince] I'm surprised me dad owns a horse.
It's a bit of a random thing,
but it's gonna be exciting to see if it's good or shit.
-[adventurous music playing] -[Rico screaming]
[screaming continues]
[Paris] Prince, the dummy! The dummy, please!
Dummy! The dummy!
[Paris] Rico. Give in, son.
Mum, why are we getting all fancy now?
We're getting all fancy
because we're going to see your dad's horse racing.
I'm a racehorse owner. Can't believe it.
Is Dad gonna be on a horse?
Your dad's not gonna race the horse.
Two minutes, Rico, and I'll see to you.
What I usually do is dress all the kids, do them all first,
then in the last minute, get showered and dress meself.
[Tyson] Riding boots on, please. Riding boots, horse racing boots.
-[Rico screaming] -Ready for the job.
Tyson seems to be enjoying being at home.
Prince, go and make sure the boys have done their hair properly.
[Paris] Hopefully, he is happy to be content with life as it stands,
being a father.
Muah!
And I am hoping that he finds something that he enjoys outside of boxing,
and, hey, horse racing might be it.
-[Tyson] Let's go, baby! -[optimistic music playing]
This is gonna be a very good day for us as a family.
It's our first time seeing the Big Gypsy King in the flesh.
Hopefully, she gets a win.
[Tyson] Ooh!
-[Spencer] All right? -[Tyson] Come on.
Who's that little fella? He's looking smart.
-Are we ready? -[Paris] Yes, please.
We're back in Doncaster, where Paris is from.
Literally a stone's throw from this, uh, place.
Coming back here 20 years later as a horse owner at the event.
How good is that?
Started from the bottom, now she's here.
-Get up! -[man] Get him form, Tyson!
You'll beat him!
-Here we go. -[Paris] Who are you getting f-ed?
-I've no idea. -[Paris] Get him f-ed.
That's Doncaster for ya.
[Tyson] Proper classy bloke.
Let's go. Come on, then, guys.
Come on, Athena.
-[Tyson] Walk. Walk. -[Paris] Athena!
[dramatic string music playing]
Thank you. How are you? You all right?
Yeah, proper, innit? Look at that!
-[Paris] How can people see you up here? -[Tyson] I have no idea, but they can.
Get the full family in. In the owners. Come on.
Right, everyone in. Right, ready?
-Don't do that. You're a little girl. -[Tyson] Thank you.
Can it win? Spencer, where are ya? Can we win?
Get your money on it!
-Are we lumping on her? -We're lumping.
[Tyson] We're lumping today. We're here. Come on!
-Here we are. Tys. -[Tyson] Hi.
-This is the infamous Oliver Cole. -Hello, how are you?
-His wife, Luce. -[Lucy] Hello.
-[Tyson] Okay? -Thanks for having us.
-This is Paris. -[Oliver] Nice to see you.
[Paris] Nice to meet ya.
If we don't win today, you're getting that.
We've brought Netflix now.
[Spencer] We've got two big lads there, ready in the boot.
That is…
Come in last place, I'll never show me face in public again.
Well, I said to Lucy, no pressure.
-No pressure. We just need a win. -Yeah.
-Haven't had a win for a while. -We're trying our best.
She's in good form, anyway.
To have a horse named after me keep losing, it's pathetic, isn't it?
Come on. Let's go see the horse now.
I want the top. I wanna be the best.
I don't wanna do anything mediocre.
I want it to be the Dom Pérignon at everything I do.
-So there she is over there. -That one?
-Yeah, the one on the left. -This one?
-[Paris] It's a tall horse. -[Oliver] Yeah, she's big.
[Tyson] That's why they call her the Big Gypsy King.
She should've been called the Big Gypsy Queen, really.
-Bit of a googly. -Bit of a transgender horse.
[man] Your horse looks magnificent.
[Tyson] Yeah, she's in great shape. She's running well at the stables.
Let's hope she can put it into practice today.
-[man] When do we see you in the ring? -Never.
-[man] Really? -[Tyson] Really.
Too old. Look at me beard. All gray. Boxing's a young man's game.
-Maybe a string of racehorses instead? -Maybe. Who knows? Thank you.
-Wish you all the best. -Thank you.
But she feels in great form, yeah? Fit and well.
It's your problem if she loses. Your problem, not mine.
-I'm nervous. -[Tyson] Are you?
-Everyone's looking at you. -[Paris] Everyone's looking at our horse.
-It's Paris's horse. -It's Paris's horse now.
If it wins, it'll be your horse again.
[Oliver] The only one that looks silly is me.
[chuckles]
-[Paris] Isn't that our horse there? -[Oliver] Yeah.
Twelve. Yes, she's in the colors! The Big GK. Come on!
This is too much anticipation. I can't take it.
[dramatic music playing]
-[Tyson] Mousey! -[phone ringing]
-[Venezuela] Hello? -[Paris] Horse is racing. Number 12.
[Venezuela] I know. We'll watch. Hello. You ready?
[announcer] And that's it. They are off and racing.
He's at the front. Go on. Keep him up there.
[announcer] In the green colors, the Big Gypsy King is also…
Go on!
-He's got to stay at the front. Come on! -[Paris] Look at the horses.
Stay there. Send her on.
-Just got to get through that gap. -Go!
-[Tyson] That gap's the hardest. -No, it's all right. Plenty of time.
[Paris] Push on! Push on! Push on!
[announcer] Big Gypsy King is under pressure.
[Paris] He can't get through the gap. Go! Go! Go!
Oh, he's stuck behind.
Right at the back. Oh, terrible.
[jaunty music playing]
Oh no.
-[Spencer] Tailed off, Tys. -Totally, totally snailed it.
[Adonis] We came last!
[Rico howls]
Why did we come last?
[music fades]
That horse lost.
-She's gone a bit sort of… -You're an embarrassment.
-Terrible. -Don't say that.
-[Prince] What's your embarrassment? -[Paris] Leave the poor old thing alone.
The poor old thing? The poor old thing looked fine.
And he's been completely scrabbled.
[Tyson] Not a great start to the career.
The Big Gypsy King racehorse. It's not a good look for her or me.
I tell you what, Spence, that was shockingly shite.
[Spencer] Yeah, it was.
[Prince] You've completely let yourself down, Tyson.
The fact that the horse came in last is… is fucking hilarious.
[jaunty music playing]
I just couldn't… really. This horse.
[Adonis] Is our…
[Tyson] Our horse is retired like its owner.
-It'll be in the papers tomorrow. -Oh God.
"Tyson attends Doncaster with a loser."
[Adonis] Is he crying?
No, I'm not crying. No, I'm definitely not crying.
-[Paris laughs] -He looks like he is though.
Don't quit your day job, Spence.
All right, Paris.
I know Tyson does not like to lose.
He doesn't like to lose at Monopoly, never mind his horse with his name losing.
-So I know he doesn't like this today. -[somber music playing]
A horse can't win every race, so it is what it is.
We know that,
but it would've been nice for it to do better.
-[music fades] -[Tutty] Stop screaming.
It seems that all the Furys can do these days is lose, innit?
I was undefeated for 17 years, yeah? And I couldn't lose anything.
I've got no interest in anything. And I mean that.
Zero. I've got zero interest in anything at all…
which is sad, really, innit, to have no interests?
[somber music playing]
I wonder if I'll ever have any passion for anything, Paris.
I don't think so.
It's very concerning for me,
because I know that's sort of a depression side of talking,
and that isn't a healthy outlook on life, to have no interest in anything.
But there's times when he truly believes that.
But we have got the family holiday coming up.
We've got the wedding coming whilst we're there.
Hopefully, that'll keep him busy for the time being.
♪ Sometimes I'm happy ♪
♪ Sometimes I feel sad ♪
♪ And when I'm lonely… ♪
[music fades]
[energetic hip-hop music playing]
Youse are about to witness Tyson's nutritionist's crash diet,
seeing as we're going on holiday.
It's chicken and berries.
No carbs. And nothing but water.
[Venezuela] How long do you do this thing for?
[Paris] I don't know. As long as you can survive, I think.
[Rico hollering]
[Paris] Tyson booked yesterday to go to the South of France.
And we said all along when we go on our summer holiday this year,
we'd renew our wedding vows.
But he's booked it for Wednesday,
so I've got, like, five days in total to get packed and ready.
This is all, uh, going on.
[Rico] Oh, look at that.
[gasps] Oh, that's so scary, my Rico. Show me.
[Venezuela] Where we going?
To Nice, where we went before, you know, when we did the boats and that?
-Me and your dad… -[toy chattering]
Turn that sound off, son. You've done that deliberate.
-[toy stops] -Go and put it away now.
-No. -[Paris] Put it away now.
-It's away. -Thank you.
Me and your dad's gonna do our vows, because we said we was gonna do it.
Stop being silly, Adonis.
They already got married four times!
Now they wanna do five. What's wrong with them?
I found my wedding dress the other day.
You should try it on, then.
I will. I'm gonna get it out in a minute.
[birdsong]
-[Tyson] Tutty? -Yeah?
Can you go and get Prince, please?
We'll do some cleaning up around here.
I couldn't think of anything worse
than coming home to a place like a shit tip.
That'd be an instant divorce, that.
When everything else is right,
if outside is tidy as well,
I look out the window and I feel better.
If this is a shit tip, I feel depressed and suicidal.
That's how bad it makes me feel.
Now, that's probably not normal,
but then again, nothing about me is normal anyway,
so I just go with the flow, really.
My head is all over the place at the minute.
Don't know if I'm coming or going, really, with it all.
Prince, get the, uh, shovel. Dog shit round here.
But I'm trying to keep going and keep moving forward in a positive manner.
What did Marlon Brando say?
He said, a man who don't spend time with his family is not a man at all.
I believe that.
There's a lot of levels to being a man. I think that's one of them.
I don't know, it might be ate alive. Might not be a dress in these bags.
Travelers have their traditions.
I got married at 18. I was such a child.
And I didn't realize it. Only a little bit older than Venezuela.
Probably didn't think in a million years I was gonna get married so young,
but it can happen.
This dress, obviously, I thought you might've seen it.
-Let's have a look. -Bond Street.
-Where am I gonna see it? -Out the attic or something.
Yeah. Must be in two separate pieces.
Well, this is the petticoat.
I have really fond memories of walking into the church.
I got really nervous saying our vows.
Me and Tyson was giggling at the front of the altar.
Good memories.
You know, your dad would genuinely like me to wear this.
-He'd think that would be real cool, that. -He would.
They stink.
-[Rico] I want that! -[Paris] Help me, then, Venezuela.
Give me a minute. This is a very, very serious moment.
If this don't fit, I know I've got to diet.
I think it's nice for 'em.
Good that they're renewing their vows. They're just each other's best friends.
-How close is it to zipping? -Nowhere near.
'Course it's gonna zip. I can feel there's room in it.
It's nice to have someone you can stick until you die.
-Pull it down. -[Venezuela] Pull what down?
-That's gotta go down. -[Rico yells]
[producer] How important is the concept of marriage for you?
Yeah, I do. I think it's important.
When do you think you wanna get married?
Move your fingers.
-Don't think it's going up. -That ain't… [gasps]
-That ain't going up. -I know I've gotta diet.
[ominous music playing]
[phone chimes]
[Tyson] Well, it's out.
It's all in the press.
I think people should mind their own business.
I don't see why it's a big deal that I have a boyfriend.
How's this got in the newspapers?
Obviously, a reporter's found his page, haven't they? And he's posted me.
It's a shame though.
She's kept it to herself all this time,
and instead of being able to announce it, the world's announced it for her.
Venezuela didn't want us to talk about it, to address it
before she knew it was serious.
Because if it was gonna be just a boyfriend,
and if they would've finished in a fleeting moment,
she would never want to hear about it again.
You don't want the world to know your business.
When you're first going out with someone, you don't know where it's gonna go.
If it ends as quick as it starts, you don't want it, "Oh, Venezuela."
They don't know how long you've been going with this boy or anything about him.
I've been with him for nearly a year. He's tall. He's good-looking.
He's funny.
He's a nice person.
I've let it go on too long if I was gonna get rid of him.
You don't have to worry about it breaking or not breaking.
Like, if people know, that's good.
You're serious enough with him. You've been with him for a while.
Venezuela's boyfriend, I have met him. He's called Noah Price.
He was gonna drive Venezuela to somewhere,
but me dad said, "I wanna meet him before he drives my girl."
[Tyson] He come and picked her up, the lad.
I said, "Have a cup of tea."
He was absolutely shitting himself to meet me.
I don't know why.
What was he expecting I was gonna do? Bite him?
-Do you go on picnics and stuff? -Not really.
[Tyson] Are you not romantic, then?
No matter what you do, it's always gonna go in the headlines.
It won't always be, not unless you choose that life.
Once you get married and live your own thing…
She doesn't know if she's marrying him yet.
If Venezuela followed the path I followed, getting married and leaving the nest,
I think… I would be heartbroke. [laughs]
He might be the one, who knows?
[producer] How are you feeling?
Very nervous.
[clears throat]
[dramatic music playing]
[music fades] c playing]