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The whole world works but I...

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Commit scams.

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That's why I have a new name
registered in every police station

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and a new scam too

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In India everyone wants to
earn money without working.

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That's why I distributed
a virus infected

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laptop to everyone
in Mumbai for free.

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I showed everyone
dreams of earning a few

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lakhs and scammed them of billions.

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While they were
investing in the free laptops

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I was getting the returns.

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On the night of Diwali the
whole Mumbai had gone bankrupt.

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There were wanted
posters on the walls too

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This was the time to move towards
a new city with a new name.

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Man!

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Can you ever welcome me without these
intoxicating clouds?

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You take a shower sometimes

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It is what it is, my man

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Do you know that smoking this
can damage the brain cells?

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You can die of overdose too.

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We can also die
of police bullets.

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Oh my!

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You are there, right?

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My partner in crime.

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As long as you're with me, I'm safe.

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You don't need to flatter me.

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If you love me so much
then increase my salary.

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Shall I increase the work?
- Go ahead.

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'Indian gold council’s annual
Gold auction to be organized...'

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Hmm! What?

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New work.
- New con!

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New city.

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Let's go then.

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Greetings and good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!

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All of you are welcome to the

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annual gold auction of the
Indian Gold Council Lucknow.

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This year the devotees have
collected almost 250 kilograms

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of gold from all
over the country.

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Here is the exact
picture of the gold.

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The estimate of this gold

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is said to be around
250 kilograms.

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What are we waiting for?
Let's take a deep breath, settle in

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and let's start the
bidding at 500 million.

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510 million.

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600 million.

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720 million.

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800 million.

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800 million!

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850 million.

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900 million.

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900 million! Wow!

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Oh my God! I can see the
heat going really high here.

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900 million.

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1 billion.
- Now we are talking!

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1 billion!

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1 billion, one.

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1 billion, two.

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1.10 billion.

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1.10 billion!

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We have this bid
going at 1.10 billion.

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1.10 billion, one.

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1.10 billion, two.

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1.10 billion, three.

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We have a deal here.

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Placard number 71.
Congratulations, sir!

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Alright, fine.

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Good evening, sir!
How are you, sir?

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Sir, I am Balakrishnan.
Bala for short.

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I am from the Gold Reserve
Council, sir.

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Yes, tell me.

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Sir, you must've
received an OTP on your

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registered mobile number
to confirm the auction

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We need that OTP
for the auction.

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OTP!

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When did you start
this cab business?

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There was no such system until last year.
- It's a new rule, sir.

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It's for security purpose, sir.

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Okay, I will tell you the OTP.

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Hello! You must've received an
OTP on Maharaj Ji's mobile number.

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Check and tell me

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Are you from Delhi, sir?

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UP!

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You seem to be from the
construction sector.

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Destruction sector.
Come! Let me give you a demo

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Come out, I will show you. - No.
No, thank you for offering, sir.

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Sir, your phone is ringing.

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Hello!

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I already told this man
that there's no OTP process.

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Alright. Listen, mister.

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Where is he?

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Ran away!

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Maharaj.

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UP.

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Gangster. I could only gather this much.

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Hmm! That's enough.

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Hmm! found him.
- Who is it?

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UP's Maharaj Ji

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aka Ram Tripathi.

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Where do I have to go?

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Land of Salvation, Banaras.

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There you go, brother!
Tripathi Market is here.

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Thank you, mister!

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One cup of tea, brother.
- Right away, sir.

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Would you like a smoke?

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If I get one for free, for sure.

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Thank you, sir! Won't you smoke?

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I will smoke after tea

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Then have tea

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Here you go.
- Thank you!

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Where can I meet this Maharaj?

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Where can I meet Maharaj Ji!

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Take his name with respect.
He is our God.

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Is it?

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Then where can I meet your God?

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One can meet God after death

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Die! And you can meet him

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You crack good jokes.

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Yes, mister. This is Banaras

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Like Delhi is the city of politics
and Mumbai is the city of dreams

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similarly this is the
city of possibilities

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Because everything is
possible here, sir.

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Right?
- How is that?

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Sir, the thing is that
here a tea seller can

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give you the ultimate
knowledge of life

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And you can meet a teacher
selling guns during his part time.

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You offered me a cigarette

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And then you asked me about God

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The possibility is that you
are here to kill him, right?

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Listen! I am unemployed.
I am looking for a job.

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Someone told me that Maharaj Ji
needs men for work. So I asked.

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And you decided to
come here just like that?

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Alright, tell me something.
Do you speak English?

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I do!

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Then give me an
introduction in English

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Here? To you?

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Yes, why not?
Don't you want work?

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I want.
- Then get started.

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My name is Bulbul Tyagi.
I am 27-years-old.

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I did my Bachelor in Commerce
from Madanlal University, Patna.

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I was working with Excel
Securities since six months

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For six months

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Huh? - Sir, you should add
'for' before 'six months'.

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You will add 'since' only if
you are still working for them.

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But it's fine.
Your work will be done with this.

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I like you that's
why I will help you

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Take this

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Maharaj Ji's men gave me this.
It might be useful for you.

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I saw the pamphlet and called you

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In regards to the call centre job

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Do you speak English?

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I do!

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Give me your introduction

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Okay

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My name is Bulbul Tyagi.
I am 27-years-old.

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I've done my Bachelor of Commerce
from Madanlal University, Patna.

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I was working with
Excel Securities

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for six months

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Alright

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You will receive an address on this
number. Come at 12 PM tomorrow.

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Okay. Fine. Thank you!

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So, sir! What did they say?

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They've called me tomorrow.

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Yes, you have to come here only
tomorrow. Tripathi Jewelers.

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Have a look. Our Maharaj
lives here only upstairs.

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Here?
- Yes.

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This is nothing, sir.
The real world is behind this.

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Our Maharaj's kingdom.

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But let me tell you something.
Be very cautious of them.

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Because I have seen
people walking in there

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and coming out as an octopus.

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Octopus?
- Yes.

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How?

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Sir, people enter this
place with two legs

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But they come out on bier
supported by four people

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on total eight legs.

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Isn't it like an octopus?

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You crack very good
jokes, mister.

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Is there a photo studio nearby?

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It's right ahead at
the intersection.

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How much for the tea?
- 10 bucks, sir.

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Thank you!

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Lord!

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What is your name?

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Bulbul.

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Bulbul Tyagi

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Is it even real?

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Who is this?

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I don't know her name.

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She comes every Tuesday
and throws pennies

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and sits here for some time.

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And these kids?

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Why are they so crazy
for the pennies?

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It's not pennies, it's gold.

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Gold?

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Why is she throwing gold? - It's
all due to the blessings of Mahadev.

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Someone is here to throw gold

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while someone is
here to catch it.

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Now will you say something or
will you just keep standing?

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Pardon me?

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I said, will you say something?

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What do I say?
- Tell me your name at least

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Bulbul. Bulbul Tyagi.

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Why are you laughing?

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Bulbul!
- Your name?

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Isabelle.

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Isabelle.

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Do you have a
cigarette, Tyagi Ji?

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Won't you smoke?

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I don't smoke.

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Then why are you
carrying the pack?

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Just like that.

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You're a fraud!

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Not at all.

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Then you are trouble.

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I like trouble a lot anyways.

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My mom also had
the same complaint with me.

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Had?

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Mom is not alive?

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No. She became a star

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And, father?

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He was ‘Made in Germany'.

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He's gone too?

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No! He had come to India to
learn yoga when he was young.

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But he ran away after

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doing all the yoga
poses with my mom.

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No wonder you don't look like a local.

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No, I am from here only.

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The amount of times I
have plunged into Ganga,

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I'll be forgiven for
committing murder also.

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I don't know about murder

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But you look like you must've
murdered a lot of hearts

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And you seem like the kinds who sway women

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with their mischievous, uncanny charm

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Where are you from by the way?
- Me?

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I am from Banaras too.

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Who are you fooling, Tyagi Ji?

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You've come here
for the first time

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I would have surely noticed you
if you had come here before.

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Are you saying that I'm lying?

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Why are you getting angry?

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You're calling me a liar! Won't I be angry?

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A lie said in the right proportion is truth

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You went overboard and got caught.

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Can I tell you something, Isabelle ji?

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People who are loaded

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have attitude and a sharp tongue

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It's not just the tongue that is sharp...

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Can I ask something, Isabelle Ji?

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Don't bother.

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Why?

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Tyagi Ji,

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this bed becomes a very dangerous
place after sex.

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That's why one should
leave it as fast as possible.

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One doesn't realise when the
conversations here lead to love.

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It was nice meeting you!

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Take care of yourself!

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Banaras! The city
of possibilities.

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Ma'am,
I am here for the interview.

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Who are you?
- Bulbul. Bulbul Tyagi.

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Oh! You are Bulbul?

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Make an entry in the register
and give your identity card.

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Do it properly! People often
put down the wrong information here.

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Can I get a pen?

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It's right there

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It will take an hour.
So sit comfortably.

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One hour?

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Maharaj Ji is very
thorough with his interviews.

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Anyway, there's one more
candidate before you

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So sit comfortably.

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Hello! Don't you want
your identity card?

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Thank you!

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Bulbul Tyagi.
- Ved Prakash.

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'Send him home.'

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Ved, your father has
suffered a heart attack.

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Father!

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Hello! What happened?

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You won't get an entry again
if you take an exit now.

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Hello!

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Now it won't take an
hour, right?

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Yes

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Yes, sir. Yes

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Bulbul Tyagi

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Go on. Meet Maharj Ji.

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You don't smile very often, do you?

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Hi!

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I am Isabelle Tripathi

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and this is my husband
Mr Ram Tripathi.

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Why are you so petrified, son?

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Is everything alright?

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'When mangoes grow on
trees, they grow in all directions.'

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'Same is the case when
a man gets screwed.'

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'When he starts to get screwed,

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it happens from every possible direction.'