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Huge teeth.
Sharp claws.
He was staring at me with blood-shot eyes.
Who?
That' monkey man.
Yes.
"Abandoning me he left,"
"my heartless lover..."
"O my heartless lover"
"Abandoning me he left, my heartless lover..."
"O my heartless lover"
"Abandoning me he left, my heartless lover..."
"O my heartless lover"
How so ever your paan may be, your nonsense is amazing.
-Nonsense? -What else?
He saw that monkey man from Delhi in Jhansi.
He was four and a half metres away from me.
If you had seen him, you would have died of fear.
"Night and day he would gaze at me, keep chanting my name"
"Told me he has named me 'beautiful'"
"Night and day he would gaze at me, keep chanting my name"
"Told me he has named me 'beautiful'"
-"In the oven." -"In the oven."
"In the oven."
-"The bread of my desires is now burnt in the oven..." -Stop. Oh, my God.
-"...my heartless lover..." -Stop!
"O my heartless lover"
Why are you getting scared?
Hey stop!
The devil himself
half monkey and half human.
Brother Lallan, I had my black umbrella lying near me.
I am a true Chaurasia. I picked it up and started swinging it at him.
As he saw me he got scared and ran towards the saray gate.
And guess what... he went behind the saray gate and vanished.
Here... please witness my nonsense.
Who is this naked guy jumping inside?
Akhil. Akhil.
Akhil!
Get down. Get down.
Get down!
Akhil!
Akhil.
Stop, stop!
Stop. He's unwell.
Ask the public to step back.
He is unwell. He is seeking shelter.
-Stop the public. Who is throwing stones? -Move back.
-He is a patient. -Come down. Come.
-Leave from here. -Move back. Move.
-He is a patient. -Come.
Fuck! Why did my father pay to get me into this police force?
Today we'll surely die.
Brother!
Looks like SP Tomar has come.
SP Tomar! SP Tomar!
Don't run,
Motherfucker! Take me along with you, brother!
Take me with you!
SP Tomar, don't kill me.
No.
Twenty one!
He is here. Come on, hurry up.
Here. Take the water as well.
-Chaina. -Yes, ma'am
I am coming.
-Take it. -No, no.
When do you have to go next?
Has anyone ever been privy to Sir's plans?
Who am I?
-Akhil? -Why am I here?
Any idea?
Why did the Welfare Trust, trusted me with your welfare?
Why did they assign to keep a minute by minute record of your time?
If you won't share your problem with me?
The trust plans to open a branch in America.
The road map is ready. The growth trajectory is up.
And you're gong and meeting a sex doctor at the railway station.
You didn't think about your image even once?
I have become a prisoner of this image.
These ladies have cornered me with this trap.
Firangi is great at 'special meetings'
We have benefited greatly from these meetings.
All our problems have been resolved.
I even recovered my lost ring.
The outcome?
The never-ending queues of ladies for a special meeting with Firangi.
Exactly. Consumer demand.
That's why we are growing rapidly.
Our work is spreading widely.
And my body?
Which cannot carry the burden of your growth and spread. What about that?
Doesn't my body have any right to rest?
Means rest?
Yes.
Akhil?
Four days.
We can't afford more backlog than that.
You dont understand...
Doctors, medicine. I will arrange everything.
Don't worry. Okay?
We have orders to check the licenses in this entire area?
This time I will have to check the papers.
What are you saying, Sir?
We go back a long way.
For the first time in eight years, have I even heard of something like this?
The relationship may be old but the inspector is new.
He wants everything to be up to date.
That's not a problem.
It will be up to date.
Have some hot steaming tea first.
-Here you go, Sir. -No, no, let it be. We don't want tea.
We don't want tea.
Why are you taking out your anger on the tea, sir?
Did you find anything, doctor?
How must I derive new results by looking at the same reports every time?
I have repeatedly told you there is nothing wrong with her.
But it is becoming increasingly difficult to convince her in-laws, Sir.
It's been three years since she got married.
-But until now... -And since the last four times I've been telling you
that if there is a problem then it is with her husband.
He is the one who should be checked. Bring him to me.
How can I bring him to you like this?
What if my son-in-law feels insulted.
And in that anger what if he leaves my daughter?
He will leave her?
He is the one who can't perform and he will leave her?
Oh, no. His performance is actually great.
He can perform.
If he is unable to impregnate you
Then he is the one who needs treatment, isn't it?
Doctor.
Isn't it possible
that you give a double dose to my daughter?
So that she can make up for what her husband lacks
I am not THAT capable a doctor that I will be able to
cure one persons inability by treating another
Right?
And Madam Chaina, I especially don't have any cure for your ignorance.
Please, forgive me.
And please don't come back yet again with the same problem.
Next.
Doctor.
There is one solution.
Please don't get angry.
It will be helpful for us.
You will have to carry the suitcase too.
Hot fried snacks. Hot fried snacks. Come and eat.
Sir, we missed this train.
How will you get to Agra now?
-Find out when the next train is. -Alright. I'll go and check.
Hold this.
Hello.
We have missed the train to Agra.
Is there another train scheduled for today?
If it's urgent then go by roadways.
The bus service runs all night.
This is Chambal.
A bus at this hour?
Once the robbers grabbed my Uncle.
The poor guy still screams in his sleep every night.
Gone are those days.
This SP Tomar has struck the robbers like lightning.
The motherfuckers tremble just upon hearing his name.
-Is that right? -Yes.
Uncle, just take a look once.
I have received amazing stock this time.
You will get goosebumps.
Come this side, Sir.
So check this out! Vimca book of world records.
Record for most number of encounters.
Our very own SP Tomar is going to beat this record.
Get your copy now
Vimca book of world records.
Savita, leave all this.
Go. He is here. Hurry up.
And listen, talk carefully.
Go.
I need to ask you for something. May I?
Of course, my love.
No, let it be. You'll refuse.
Should I give my life for you?
Would you come with me somewhere on Monday?
I'd even go to hell with you.
Should we go right now?
Bissu, should I pack some sweet for your mom?
No, no.
Such a small amount doesn't affect ones BP.
Sweets increase sugar not BP.
Brother, do you know what is increased by consuming sweets?
The wealth of scoundrel doctors. Yes.
It is very simple.
"This zesty stance of yours"
"Someone should learn the art of whimsy from you"
"You trick and then mock my misery"
"No matter how much I beg"
Oh, wow. This is amazing.
-Greetings, Uncle. -Greetings.
Vijay, your birthday is on the 21st, isn't it?
You will get your gift.
-Sure? -Yes. Sure.
Listen Vishu, your Uncle is having a lot of flatulence.
Prescribe some medicine for him, Son.
I am not a doctor, Aunt.
But, son, it is your medicine that works every time.
-Is he able to pass motion? -What?
He is asking if he can pass stool.
He has done it twice since last night.
He gets very fatigued.
I will write it down and send it.
Keep feeding him curd rice.
"Where you lead me"
"I'm never sure"
"Such are the twists and turns"
"Along your path O my gorgeous muse"
"Where you lead me"
"I'm never sure"
"Such are the twists and turns"
"Along your path O my gorgeous muse"
"O life... the unfaithful lover that you are"
"You conceal the destination and make us wander astray on the path"
"I too have bugged you a bit"
"You too have fooled me a lot"
"O unfaithful lover"
"No one can ever catch your deceit"
Vishu.
Yes?
You come for merely two days and spend it locked up in your room.
What is it, mom?
Open the door for a minute.
Look, Renu is here.
So? She comes everyday.
Yes. So you come too.
Wear your shirt.
-Why? -And comb your hair a little.
Come quickly.
I put a little salt in the puri flour.
And some milk too.
But Vishesh doesn't like salt at all.
Do you make puris, Kusum?
Yes. I do.
And do you add salt to them or not?
Yes, I do.
As per the preference of the person eating them.
My son stays out all week because of his work.
-What does he do? -He is in the medical field.
He is a medical representative.
So he has to tour a little.
Bissu, come here. Come.
-Come, sit. -Come on.
Look, who is here. Aggarwal Aunty.
You used to visit her house in Karoli as a child.
Go on, sit down.
She has come to meet you.
And this is her daughter Kusum.
She works in a bank.
What do you do?
I am a teller.
Tailor?
-In a bank? -Oh, mom. You are too much.
Not a tailor. A teller.
Someone is calling me.
-Hello. -Dr Arora?
-Yes. -Finally.
I am Akhil Nair, from Firangi Baba's saray.
I am the secretary of the managing committee here.
Dr. Vishesh, what is life?
Challenge? Difficulties? Problem?
-Look, Baba. I am... -Who are we? Who are we?
Should we forget our duty?
The trust has reminded me of your duty.
-And today, Firangi will remind you your duty. -Baba...
I will send somebody with the medicine today itself. Okay?
Thanks.
Hello. Akhil again.
I will handle all your appointments from now on.
First thing Doctor... the next time, the check up bust be at a safer place.
The plan for inspection is...
Just a minute.
What are you talking about?
No, no. All this is not possible.
Dr. Vishesh, by not considering this intense pain a big deal,
if I am putting the ultimate satisfaction of
my devotees above my own pain and suffering
then why must you hesitate in playing your role?
It's your duty to prepare Firangi for his duty, Dr. Vishesh.
-Duty. -Alright, Babaji. I will talk to Akhil.
She is sitting inside.
Mom, how many times will you get me married?
What do you mean how many times?
You got married once, that too with that witch.
-I have never seen such a... -Mom, mom.
Will you spend the rest of your life consumed in her memory?
It's been fifteen years.
That's what I am saying too, mom. It's been fifteen years.
Bissu, when you and I are saying the same thing what's the problem?
Bissu, what happened to you?
To get married is all you ever wanted.
Mom, my lab assistant job has been made permanent.
May God bless you.
Get me married now.
Brother, you take it out.
Brother, you must win.
Oh!
Bissu is in such a hurry to hold his wife's hand, isn't he?
"I pine for your love all night long"
"Even in my sleep, I look for your hand"
"Don't you know my feelings, my love?"
"Cut me up and look at my beating heart"
"Try me, try me..."
"Try my love"
"I pine for your love all night long"
"Even in my sleep, I look for your hand"
"Don't you know my feelings, my love?"
Almond milk.
"My eyes kiss you secretly"
"People now know too, that..."
"Your love has made me restless"
"It's your heart that beats in my body"
"Try my love"
"I will give up my life in a heartbeat"
"If it could make you embrace me, even for a moment"
"When I see you laugh around others, my heart fills with jealousy"
"Cut me up and look at my beating heart"
"Try me, try me..."
"Try my love"
"I pine for your love all night long"
"Even in my sleep, I look for your hand"
"Don't you know my feelings, my love?"
I haven't come for a check up.
But I have paid the fees.
There's not much.
There is nothing...
I mean there's nothing at all.
Sit.
There is a strange nervousness, doctor.
And I can't share it with anyone too.
Even though everything is fine, I go numb every time I see her.
What if I'm unable to do it when the time comes?
There are books in the library.
About human body. I have found a lot in the biology section.
Maybe something can de done.
Vaishali...
Doctor, when the time comes, your medicine will work, right?
Are you understanding?
Look, the control of your body is in the reigns of your mind.
If you get anxious in the moment... or feel nervous then just stop...
Sit separately for a little while.
And slowly count from one to ten.
One, two,
three, four. How?
One.
Two.
-Three. -That's it.
And then start again.
Everything will be alright.
It feels nice every time I see you, doctor.
I don't know what would have happened to me if you weren't there.
But I am here.
-Thank you. -Let's go.
He has been creating a mess for some time now.
Though it is his age to study yet I don't know from
where he is filling his mind with this garbage.
His pyjamas are dirty every morning.
His sheets need to be changed every day.
Wet dreams.
It's known as nightfall in English.
All this needs to stop.
We come from a respectable family. All this is unacceptable.
You seem educated.
What do you mean educated?
I educate others.
I run a newspaper.
Vishwajyoti.
You must have heard the name?
From Pandit Nehru to Atalji all have written articles for our newspaper.
Then you must be aware that this is completely natural?
It is absolutely nothing to worry about.
Like menstruation is natural for women,
-similarly nightfall is just as natural for some boys. -Nothing is natural!
It's all the filth of the mind.
Just solve this problem.
Sir, when this isn't a disease then how can it be cured with medicine.
And as far as his soiled clothes are concerned,
he will solve it himself.
By helping himself.
Son?
Are you understanding what I am saying?
What nonsense are you talking with my son?
Why don't you understand?
This is the beginning of puberty.
-You must have gone through it, right? -What do you mean gone through it?
What are you trying to say about me?
May I talk to him directly once?
Please?
So, Son.
What is your name?
Sooraj.
And age?
-Fifteen. -Fifteen only.
So, Son, you must be knowing about the difference between men and women.
Do you know how a child is born?
Do you feel attracted to girls?
Attraction?
Do you feel excited?
So when you get excited, do you feel tightness in your pants?
That's it!
Thank you so much. You have enlightened us enough.
Let's go, Sooraj.
We don't need to listen to his nonsense anymore.
Sooraj.
Sir.
Let me talk to him calmly once.
For his sake.
Please.
You are welcome to sit outside, if you are feeling uncomfortable here.
So, like how we eat when we are hungry.
And we go to the bathroom to relieve ourselves.
Similarly, after a certain age, semen starts accumulating in men.
And it also becomes necessary to relieve it from time to time.
Now there are certain ways
by which we can do this discharge ourselves conveniently and safely.
Of course this needs to be done in private.
But there's no need for you to be ashamed about this.
Why didn't you get up from there when I asked you to?
The doctor was saying something.
To hell with the doctor.
And listen.
There's no need to say anything at home about all this. Ever.
Alright.
-Chaina, sir is here. Hurry up. -I am coming, ma'am.
-Did you add the ashwagandha powder? -Yes.
Be careful. It's hot.
I know.
Mithu.
Tonight...
You are shining a bit more than usual.
-Don't lie. -You know?
A little sexier
than sexy.
Here.
It's hot. Be careful.
Careful. My doll is tired.
-May I give you a massage? -Yes.
Yes, slowly...
Slowly.
Just a minute.
Let me take these off.
Sorry.
Sorry, Mithu.
But... I...
I don't know what happens to me.
My mind...
My mind becomes
like a pressure cooker.
I can't control a damn thing.
It's okay. We will figure something.