1 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,080 What's going on in there since on long? 2 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,720 It's an exit interview. 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,360 - He's got the boot? - Yes. 4 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:31,480 Oh man. 5 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,320 He was a very good gamer. 6 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,200 This is Sinotech, not Nintendo. 7 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,480 'Creative economies run on destruction.' 8 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,920 'And their greatest weapon is downsizing.' 9 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,080 'We are all in this together.' 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,040 'They would say.' 11 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,480 'But there is always room for one less.' 12 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,400 'It is the truth.' 13 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,440 One more. 14 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,200 Let's go. 15 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,840 Let's just hope we don't make an exit. 16 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,280 "There's an uproar in my heart." 17 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,920 "Someone pulling the string." 18 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:30,240 "To do what I've decided." 19 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,760 "Although we do sweet talks," 20 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,320 "Tea or coffee at 10 sharp." 21 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,320 "The heat is on, seat's are soft." 22 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,840 "Sending bombs in the mail, that explodes," 23 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:45,920 "where we'll be seated next, making our dream come true." 24 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,240 "So much work and load," 25 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,760 "I've decided destiny can try to play with me." 26 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,920 "There's an uproar in my heart." 27 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,560 "Someone pulling the string." 28 00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:00,720 "To do what I've decided." 29 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,560 What? 30 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,120 Really? Mediclaim? Are you serious? 31 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,160 I haven't made any claims for three years now. This is due, right? 32 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,840 But if we start reimbursing you for your hair transplant 33 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,480 then people will come forward with claims 34 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,080 for nose jobs, lip jobs and all the rest. 35 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,680 It's a no! 36 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,680 Go and save your money and then grow your hair. 37 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,000 You were promoted to cut costs. 38 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,280 Not to add to them. 39 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:24,920 I will see you. 40 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,760 Sure, but not for this. 41 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,760 'Let's tweak Newton's third law of motion a bit' 42 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,840 'which implies that the organization and 43 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,880 'employees are two equal and opposite forces.' 44 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,480 'They keep screw each other.' 45 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,160 'It's always about us versus them.' 46 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,480 Guys. Did you check this? 47 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:01,200 Sad, no? 48 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,440 That's... 49 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,880 - In A1 too, while you're in two. - It's... 50 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,080 - This happens. - No. 51 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,760 Exclusive employee training component. 52 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,320 60,000. 53 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,200 They could have added the money for the training to the package. 54 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,880 Deferred compensation. 55 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,240 Detention wants. He will get 2 lakhs after two years. 56 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:19,720 What if you quit the job before that? 57 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,800 You don't get it. 58 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,760 Performance based pay, up to two lakhs. 59 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,760 That is a variable. It could even be zero, right? 60 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,120 Right. 61 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,120 Pet insurance. 62 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,440 I love pets. 63 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,120 - Child care. - I wanted that. 64 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,240 By the way, Piyush, can I say something? 65 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,680 Don't mind. 66 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,000 We aren't getting a very different NAN. 67 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,760 Actually, to be honest 68 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,800 Shetty and your NAN are pretty much the same. 69 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,680 You got A 3, ya. 70 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,040 - Don't repeat, no? - Fact of life. 71 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,160 Ravi Carwale? 72 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,080 Are you planning to buy a car? 73 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,360 - What kind? - Petrol prices are shooting so high. 74 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,760 I bought my car, why are you buying one? 75 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:56,920 Because you sold yours! 76 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,160 Piyush sir. 77 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,920 Your stuff has arrived. 78 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,000 It's about 8 to 10 packets. What did you order? 79 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,320 - What did you order? - Heck. 80 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,120 Buddy, hey! 81 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,320 Are you paying off EMIs with your credit card? 82 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,520 - Shetty. Coffee. - Yes, let's. 83 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,960 Piyush, coffee? 84 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,360 It's okay, we will get it. You take care. 85 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,560 Buddy, it's okay. 86 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,240 'Someone has said' 87 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,560 'it's amazing how important your work is when you take a day off.' 88 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,640 'And how unimportant when you ask for a salary increment.' 89 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,880 Sir, green tea. 90 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,080 Everything okay, sir? 91 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,440 That's why I say watch Bollywood movies. 92 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,000 These English movies will drive you insane. 93 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,600 You end up getting depressed. 94 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,400 I have told you so many times. English films will drive you crazy. 95 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,880 Why did you add the exclusive training component to my package? 96 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,480 Because Piyush, it is cost to the company. 97 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,440 I was going to buy a Macbook. 98 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,280 I had planned for a Hatchback by Diwali. 99 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,880 I bought a shirt by Zara for the very first time. Dum... 100 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,440 I got a premium version of dumbbells. 101 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,440 And Mytripguru's Gold mem... 102 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,720 Piyush, it was an 18 percent increment not 88 percent. 103 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,800 And rating is not only about the package. 104 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,080 The team is being restructured. 105 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,520 And who knows? If you get a good role then things might change. 106 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,040 Please, please, please. Don't give me the good role as bait. 107 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,160 You've added all the useless components into my package. 108 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,120 Why did you leave all of that out? 109 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,120 The power bill. 110 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,080 The office rent, the furniture costs? 111 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,600 The fertilizer for your plant. You could have added all of it to that. 112 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,320 Actually 113 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,360 we are working on it. 114 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,320 Let me get away with my blood, please. 115 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,320 But we are running a blood donation camp! 116 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,760 O positive blood. 117 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,440 The more money deducted from the salary of the employees 118 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,760 the more successful the budget will be. What is it called? 119 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,440 - Directly proportional, sir. - Yes. 120 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,120 The budget is successful so there's more of a bonus. 121 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,320 With an added bonus 122 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,600 - I can get a hair transplant. - Sir, that's so great. 123 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,920 - I will get it this year. - Sir, here... 124 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,120 - Bring it down. Who is this? - Here. 125 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,200 This is Jatin, sir. 126 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,520 - Jatin? Department? - Yes. Well... 127 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,280 - Administration. - Write 2,600 rupees. 128 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,360 Come on, pay up. Rs. 500. 129 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,480 Piyush sir, give Rs. 500. 130 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,160 What for? 131 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,520 It's a celebration. 132 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,560 The salary isn't going up 133 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,120 and you come along every month for a party of 2 to 3 thousand. 134 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,360 Whose birthday is it? 135 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,080 It's not a birthday, it's a farewell. 136 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,440 Don't you check the group or what? 137 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,680 I've muted it. 138 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,640 They keep writing the most foolish things. 139 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,280 Goodnight, good morning, good thoughts. 140 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,200 Who wants to read that? 141 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,160 Piyush, there is a message. 142 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,200 - From whom? - From Shruti! 143 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,360 What does she say? 144 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,840 She wants to have lunch. 145 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,800 - Go on then. - Right now. 146 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,640 We are about to break for lunch. 147 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,720 Hello? Yes, Megha? 148 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,640 Oh! 149 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:41,680 Right now? 150 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:42,840 Goa? 151 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,680 They want ERP roll out. 152 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,880 That can be done. 153 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,880 I have known the Bhandarkars since childhood... 154 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,080 I mean... 155 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,840 I am handling them since the day I joined. 156 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:52,920 Good. 157 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,120 The project will last at least four months. 158 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,160 And we can't give a daily allowance of more than 1,000 rupees a day. 159 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:03,880 That should be 12 lakhs. 160 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,240 Megha, can you make it Rs. 1,500? 161 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,160 I will manage. I will manage. 162 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,160 You will have to manage it. 163 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,960 Go and speak to HR. 164 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,680 Get your tickets, hotel bookings and so on sorted. 165 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,920 - Sure, sure, Megha. - And Gautam. 166 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,600 This is a sensitive project so there can't be any goof up. 167 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:27,440 Don't worry! I have known the Bhandarkars since childhood. 168 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,440 Okay. 169 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,880 - ERP? - Yes, yes. 170 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:31,800 This is nice. 171 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,880 I got pet insurance and she gets an A 2 project. 172 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,560 You got the A 1 at least, with an 18 percent increment. 173 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,600 Okay, guys. I will see you. I've had enough of a break. 174 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:41,960 - Okay. - Bye. 175 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,040 Okay, listen guys. 176 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,800 I am going to lunch and I may get a bit late. 177 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:45,960 So take care of things, okay? 178 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,320 All the best. 179 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,040 Where are you going? 180 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,680 Why do you care? I am going. 181 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,800 Isn't he a bit too quiet today? 182 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,520 Is he on strike or what? 183 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,360 Think he will dance at his farewell? 184 00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,440 Farewell? 185 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,680 This is what comes of muting the group. 186 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,400 Uncle got the pink slip. 187 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,600 Another victim of downsizing. 188 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:06,960 Well done. 189 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,120 Shetty. 190 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,280 Okay, I'm leaving. 191 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,800 - Yeah, all the best. - Thanks. 192 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,560 - Let him go. Let's go. - Yeah. 193 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,880 Is RDX actually going? 194 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,160 Why are you scared? 195 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,360 What's going on? 196 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,920 What about your date? 197 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,280 Why should I be scared? 198 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,600 Are you speaking about RDX? 199 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,840 He will say, I was sacked on this day by Sinotech. 200 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,480 Setting is scary. 201 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,000 Darn scary. 202 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,000 Yes, it is. 203 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,760 'A 60 plus action hero.' 204 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,760 'A 38 year old fast bowler.' 205 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,920 'A 12 year old dog.' 206 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,680 'And a three year old cell phone.' 207 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,000 'They are expired in the eyes of the world.' 208 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,560 'Just like RDX.' 209 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,560 'When the employees cost factor is strangling his resource factor' 210 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,040 'the layoff cuts him out.' 211 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:16,960 Sorry. 212 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,640 - We weren't aware that you were in there. - Yes, I was pooping. 213 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:24,520 Yeah. 214 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,200 This was not the first time. 215 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,440 I have heard lots more. 216 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,760 It's all written in here. 217 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,760 Potty chapters. 218 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,560 September, last year. 219 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,760 Gautam. 220 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,440 'I saw RDX's briefs!' 221 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,360 'There's a Mickey Mouse painted on it.' 222 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,040 Piyush. 'How do you know?' 223 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,280 Gautam. 'Hey, he's not wearing a belt today, right?' 224 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,400 'That is why his pant is low waisted.' 225 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,120 November last year. 226 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,240 Piyush. 227 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,320 'What do you think?' 228 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,920 'Is RDX's sex life dead by now?' 229 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,320 Gautam. 'No, bro.' 230 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,600 'These old men are the most randy of all!' 231 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,360 'I bet he does the reverse cowboy.' 232 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,240 Piyush. 'I see.' 233 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,760 'No wonder he always has a back pain.' 234 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,240 Then, February. 235 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,880 Sir, got it. 236 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,480 Sorry. 237 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,440 The other day I shouted at you. 238 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,200 - I am sorry for that. I really am... - It's okay. 239 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,840 I liked it. 240 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,400 It gives me a sense of achievement. 241 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,200 Achievement? 242 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,520 Didn't you get rid of your frustration by venting on me? 243 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,480 You were not shouting at me. 244 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,080 You were shouting at your own lack of focus. 245 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,480 I am just an outlet. 246 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,800 The frustration is gone. 247 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,920 Your mind has cleared up. 248 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,840 And the code is fixed. 249 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,280 The outburst leads to output. 250 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,040 You solved your problem by shouting at me. 251 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,160 That is my achievement. 252 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,880 It's done! 253 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,160 I got it! 254 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,240 Quarternity leave submitted. 255 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,640 - Brother! - Congratulations! 256 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,560 So tonight finally... 257 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,320 Give me Rs. 151 so I can make an offering to God. 258 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,040 It's been submitted not approved. 259 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,800 Anyhow Supriya is eating my head. 260 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,400 Let me offer Rs. 51 then. 261 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,960 Shetty, just pay him already. Don't be a skinflint! 262 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,000 Take. 263 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,760 Let's have a photo. 264 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,840 I have to do this for today. 265 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,880 - Everyone say, approved! - Approved. 266 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,160 It's not approved, just submitted. 267 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,480 It will get approved! What is the big deal in saying it? 268 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,160 - Approved. - Approved. 269 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,320 Nice smile. This is so good! 270 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,400 He is looking happier than me. 271 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,600 - I will be back. - I am happy. You're going to have a baby. 272 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,000 The sound of the baby chortling. 273 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,200 Hi. 274 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,120 What did you come to get deleted now? 275 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,280 Did you sext with any of the employees? 276 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,160 I wanted some photos of the last off site. 277 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,560 And some which are a bit older than that. 278 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,560 Can I have a look at the gallery, please? 279 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,560 CMC. 280 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,200 Don't go wrong. 281 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,000 Hello, Megha? 282 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,000 Very good. We can go and stay with Bhandarkars. 283 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,520 - Okay? - So, we'll chill. 284 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,640 I will convince my wife. 285 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,840 - That's right. - In my college days I used to. 286 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,080 - Yeah? - The three of us will have a good time. 287 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:02,920 It was fun. 288 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,520 What's going on, brothers? 289 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,280 That thing we were just talking about. 290 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,280 A fun. 291 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,600 - Nice. - Yeah. 292 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,200 Gautam, you didn't tell us about the date. 293 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,360 Yes, what happened? 294 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,240 It was good, I mean... 295 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,400 It was good, but tell us what happened? 296 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,520 Nothing much. I had fun. I experienced something. 297 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,720 Gautam, be honest. 298 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,640 I missed by 20 kilos! 299 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 What do you mean? 300 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,400 The girl saw me side view and landed up. 301 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,000 She got scared of my fitness. 302 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,200 - Don't laugh, Shetty. - Okay, okay. 303 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,280 What did you say? 304 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,240 Girls marry a man of good heart? 305 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,880 I never said that all of them do. 306 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,440 Where are they? 307 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,760 How would I know where they are? 308 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,320 You have to look around. They are somewhere. 309 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,800 When I go to Goa, it will be more of a problem. 310 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,400 I will put on five to ten kilos daily by drinking beer. 311 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,920 You don't put on weight like that. 312 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,840 I do! Even water makes me put on fat! 313 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,080 Gautam, relax. Calm down. 314 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,160 Listen to me. 315 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,320 Since you are going to Goa 316 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,560 why not get a double bed room? 317 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,760 - We can come over on the weekends. - Yes! 318 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,400 I can order a mattress. 319 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,920 Come on, Gautam. Back pain. 320 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,200 Yes, it's strange sleeping on the floor. 321 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,080 Okay, I can sleep on the floor, you sleep on the bed, okay? 322 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,800 Yes, we'll manage. 323 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,920 - Okay, we'll adjust. - It will be done. 324 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,280 So does the tumble work there? 325 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,200 It does! 326 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,600 Russian! 327 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,320 Israeli! Ukranians! That's the kind of matches that run out there. 328 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,560 Punjabi. 329 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,600 - Yes. - Good! 330 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,280 Okay. 331 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,000 Let's assume some day 332 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,440 some girl comes along. 333 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,120 Both of you, I mean... 334 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,800 - Yes! Of course. - We will go and sleep on the beach. 335 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,680 - We will sleep on the beach. - Done then. 336 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,960 - Sorted out. - Yes, yes. 337 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,480 Gautam, the priority is you. 338 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,440 Yes, you are. 339 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,680 You can try at your own end to ensure 340 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,520 that you wrap your work up on the weekdays 341 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,840 - so we can chill on the weekends. - Yes. 342 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,840 - Yes, why not? It's done, buddy. - Yes. 343 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,960 We will do this. Yes, we will do this. 344 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,480 - Done? This should be fun. - Yes. 345 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,800 It will be great fun. 346 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,800 I will drive. 347 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,400 Do anything you want. 348 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,560 They are taking three extra months. 349 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,480 It's a one month project. 350 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,080 Megha, training and hand holding doesn't take longer than that. 351 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,960 And haven't you read my CV? 352 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,640 ERP is my forte! 353 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,480 I have done 19 projects of this kind. 354 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,960 And Megha you don't try in such projects. 355 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,560 What about the learning curve? 356 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,760 Bhandarkars are no joke. 357 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,080 Buddy, check out this hotel. 358 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,360 - It's nice. - Yes. 359 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,240 - The view from the balcony is amazing! - Yes. 360 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,400 There is an infinity pool as well. 361 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,920 Yes, Megha. 362 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,600 What? 363 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,960 Okay. Okay. 364 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,320 I will be back. 365 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,680 - All good? - No, it's... 366 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,240 Guys, you can check with Megha. 367 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,240 This has nothing to do with me. 368 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,560 And I am an ERP specialist. 369 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,760 Maybe she just changed her mind. It happens. 370 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,320 You sure? 371 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,040 Of course. 372 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,240 We made our plans. 373 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,800 You can keep to them even now. 374 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,680 I will send for two mattresses. 375 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,360 - It should be fun. - Gautam? 376 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,160 Yeah, it will be fun. All of you can come. 377 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,360 It will be fun. 378 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,520 Okay, we will think about it. 379 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,240 - Okay, bye. - Bye, see you. 380 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,400 Hey. 381 00:21:53,480 --> 00:22:00,160 "There is no shore in sight." 382 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:05,800 "There is no way to stop here." 383 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,920 "There is no way to smile." 384 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,560 "There is no way one can cry." 385 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:20,040 "This burden doesn't sit easy on the heart." 386 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:26,920 "Broken and falling from this branch, mingling with the other branch." 387 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,040 "Why hold on to fake grudges?" 388 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,680 "Keep walking at all costs." 389 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,040 "One must walk." 390 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,080 "One must walk." 391 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:46,440 "Grown on these paths." 392 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,880 "Even the pain that you feel" 393 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,320 "live through it, dutifully." 394 00:22:54,480 --> 00:23:00,640 "The past that has gone past has opened it's windows again." 395 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:06,760 "And the memories can't be stopped from raining down." 396 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,240 Surprise! 397 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,440 Thank you, Gyanesh. 398 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,440 I hope you like the chocolate. 399 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,160 I always thought nobody liked me. 400 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,840 That's why we all are happy. Since you are leaving. 401 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,680 Sir, one moment. Before cutting the cake would you like to say something? 402 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,160 There are some people 403 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,880 who you can either love or hate but cannot ignore. 404 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,960 That's a huge cliche. 405 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,800 And I hate cliches. 406 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,000 So I made sure nobody loved me. 407 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,520 Everybody hated me. 408 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,440 So that nobody could ignore me. 409 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,240 I have been mostly a burden for this organization. 410 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,880 From one city to the other. 411 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,880 From one team to another. 412 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,400 But still I would like to state my contribution. 413 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,440 Everyone has their own circle here. 414 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,840 I have none. 415 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,440 But still I was part of every circle. 416 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,840 Every circle talking about RDX, right? 417 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,200 I think, I was the unifier here. 418 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,440 Whether it is to irritate someone 419 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,000 or to give someone wisdom 420 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,360 to trigger someone 421 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,640 or to show the mirror to someone. 422 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,200 I believe my contribution has been invaluable. 423 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,520 Wow. For so many years you have been in these cubicles. 424 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,520 Any tips for our young employees? 425 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,480 There is a film. 426 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,320 'Shawshank Redemption.' 427 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,040 I have seen it many times. 428 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,920 Do you know why? 429 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:33,600 That film taught me how to survive in this cubicle for so many years. 430 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,920 This cubicle 431 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,760 it may feel like a prison. 432 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,960 But don't panic. 433 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,520 Don't try to escape. 434 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,840 Every day gradually 435 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,800 dig two inches deeper and go ahead. 436 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,680 You will find that eventually 437 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,960 you will see the light at the end of the tunnel. 438 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,680 Sir, we have something special for you. 439 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,040 Please sit. 440 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:42,160 "We can't leave anything behind. We can't take anything along." 441 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:48,640 "Those who live these moments with you, are ours." 442 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,520 "The joys are colorful, the sorrow is stark white." 443 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,000 "We walk on with those captured." 444 00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:02,400 "Those views are sown in our eyes." 445 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:09,800 "We will keep them nourished in the courtyard of the mind." 446 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:16,560 "We will taste them some time, after gathering them up." 447 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:22,720 "They are pieces, just some pieces." 448 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:29,240 "Moments slathered in them." 449 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:37,120 "The debt is paid off in such a way, even leaving is not painful." 450 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:43,440 "The past which has gone past has opened up it's windows." 451 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:49,520 "The memories can't be prevented from raining down." 452 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,920 Now a small gift for you from all of us. 453 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,400 That's great. 454 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,040 Thank you. 455 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,240 Thank you for this slide show. 456 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,800 You're welcome but actually it was Piyush who did this. 457 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,320 Thank you, sir. 458 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,840 Come on, come here. Start from there. Okay? 459 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,040 Piyush sir. Clear the floor. There's work to be done. 460 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,200 What do you have to do? 461 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,680 New folks are coming in here. 462 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,160 We need to do some patch up work. 463 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,080 Take your time, buddies. 464 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,000 Listen, my cubicle and this plant must not be touched. 465 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,560 Why do you care? You're leaving, right? 466 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,240 A new cabin is being made for you. 467 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,080 What are you saying? 468 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,640 Don't you know? 469 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,080 Amazing! I know it all. 470 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,120 Hurry up! I won't wait here for you all night long. What is this? 471 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:24,000 'Employees and organisations don't just screw each other' 472 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,840 'they care for each other too.' 473 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,560 'It's a love hate relationship.' 474 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,160 'Not always us versus them.' 475 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,920 'After reading the increment letter, I felt as if' 476 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,560 'I am a cost to the company.' 477 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,800 'But by evening I had turned into a valuable resource.' 478 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,440 'Just like Sunaina.' 479 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,080 'She slit Gautam's throat and took over the Goa project.' 480 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,720 'She claimed to be cutting on costs.' 481 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,400 'Gautam was the cost center' 482 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,560 'and lost out to Sunaina the resource.' 483 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,440 'Dilip was the cost center' 484 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,520 'and lost out to cost cutting by the HR.' 485 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,760 'These are all like the circle of life.' 486 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,680 'We take birth into an organization.' 487 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,520 'We become part of the ecosystem.' 488 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000 'We spend so many days of our lives here.' 489 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,040 'Then one day exit.' 490 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,760 'Employees are not merely cost centers or resources.' 491 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,720 'There is more to it.' 492 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,280 'Someone can become our 'friend.' 493 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,560 'Or an enemy, or a frenemy.' 494 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,360 'Maybe like our family member.' 495 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,440 'And we realize this' 496 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,120 'by the void created by their departure.'