What's going on in there since on long?
It's an exit interview.
- He's got the boot? - Yes.
Oh man.
He was a very good gamer.
This is Sinotech, not Nintendo.
'Creative economies run on destruction.'
'And their greatest weapon is downsizing.'
'We are all in this together.'
'They would say.'
'But there is always room for one less.'
'It is the truth.'
One more.
Let's go.
Let's just hope we don't make an exit.
"There's an uproar in my heart."
"Someone pulling the string."
"To do what I've decided."
"Although we do sweet talks,"
"Tea or coffee at 10 sharp."
"The heat is on, seat's are soft."
"Sending bombs in the mail, that explodes,"
"where we'll be seated next, making our dream come true."
"So much work and load,"
"I've decided destiny can try to play with me."
"There's an uproar in my heart."
"Someone pulling the string."
"To do what I've decided."
What?
Really? Mediclaim? Are you serious?
I haven't made any claims for three years now. This is due, right?
But if we start reimbursing you for your hair transplant
then people will come forward with claims
for nose jobs, lip jobs and all the rest.
It's a no!
Go and save your money and then grow your hair.
You were promoted to cut costs.
Not to add to them.
I will see you.
Sure, but not for this.
'Let's tweak Newton's third law of motion a bit'
'which implies that the organization and
'employees are two equal and opposite forces.'
'They keep screw each other.'
'It's always about us versus them.'
Guys. Did you check this?
Sad, no?
That's...
- In A1 too, while you're in two. - It's...
- This happens. - No.
Exclusive employee training component.
60,000.
They could have added the money for the training to the package.
Deferred compensation.
Detention wants. He will get 2 lakhs after two years.
What if you quit the job before that?
You don't get it.
Performance based pay, up to two lakhs.
That is a variable. It could even be zero, right?
Right.
Pet insurance.
I love pets.
- Child care. - I wanted that.
By the way, Piyush, can I say something?
Don't mind.
We aren't getting a very different NAN.
Actually, to be honest
Shetty and your NAN are pretty much the same.
You got A 3, ya.
- Don't repeat, no? - Fact of life.
Ravi Carwale?
Are you planning to buy a car?
- What kind? - Petrol prices are shooting so high.
I bought my car, why are you buying one?
Because you sold yours!
Piyush sir.
Your stuff has arrived.
It's about 8 to 10 packets. What did you order?
- What did you order? - Heck.
Buddy, hey!
Are you paying off EMIs with your credit card?
- Shetty. Coffee. - Yes, let's.
Piyush, coffee?
It's okay, we will get it. You take care.
Buddy, it's okay.
'Someone has said'
'it's amazing how important your work is when you take a day off.'
'And how unimportant when you ask for a salary increment.'
Sir, green tea.
Everything okay, sir?
That's why I say watch Bollywood movies.
These English movies will drive you insane.
You end up getting depressed.
I have told you so many times. English films will drive you crazy.
Why did you add the exclusive training component to my package?
Because Piyush, it is cost to the company.
I was going to buy a Macbook.
I had planned for a Hatchback by Diwali.
I bought a shirt by Zara for the very first time. Dum...
I got a premium version of dumbbells.
And Mytripguru's Gold mem...
Piyush, it was an 18 percent increment not 88 percent.
And rating is not only about the package.
The team is being restructured.
And who knows? If you get a good role then things might change.
Please, please, please. Don't give me the good role as bait.
You've added all the useless components into my package.
Why did you leave all of that out?
The power bill.
The office rent, the furniture costs?
The fertilizer for your plant. You could have added all of it to that.
Actually
we are working on it.
Let me get away with my blood, please.
But we are running a blood donation camp!
O positive blood.
The more money deducted from the salary of the employees
the more successful the budget will be. What is it called?
- Directly proportional, sir. - Yes.
The budget is successful so there's more of a bonus.
With an added bonus
- I can get a hair transplant. - Sir, that's so great.
- I will get it this year. - Sir, here...
- Bring it down. Who is this? - Here.
This is Jatin, sir.
- Jatin? Department? - Yes. Well...
- Administration. - Write 2,600 rupees.
Come on, pay up. Rs. 500.
Piyush sir, give Rs. 500.
What for?
It's a celebration.
The salary isn't going up
and you come along every month for a party of 2 to 3 thousand.
Whose birthday is it?
It's not a birthday, it's a farewell.
Don't you check the group or what?
I've muted it.
They keep writing the most foolish things.
Goodnight, good morning, good thoughts.
Who wants to read that?
Piyush, there is a message.
- From whom? - From Shruti!
What does she say?
She wants to have lunch.
- Go on then. - Right now.
We are about to break for lunch.
Hello? Yes, Megha?
Oh!
Right now?
Goa?
They want ERP roll out.
That can be done.
I have known the Bhandarkars since childhood...
I mean...
I am handling them since the day I joined.
Good.
The project will last at least four months.
And we can't give a daily allowance of more than 1,000 rupees a day.
That should be 12 lakhs.
Megha, can you make it Rs. 1,500?
I will manage. I will manage.
You will have to manage it.
Go and speak to HR.
Get your tickets, hotel bookings and so on sorted.
- Sure, sure, Megha. - And Gautam.
This is a sensitive project so there can't be any goof up.
Don't worry! I have known the Bhandarkars since childhood.
Okay.
- ERP? - Yes, yes.
This is nice.
I got pet insurance and she gets an A 2 project.
You got the A 1 at least, with an 18 percent increment.
Okay, guys. I will see you. I've had enough of a break.
- Okay. - Bye.
Okay, listen guys.
I am going to lunch and I may get a bit late.
So take care of things, okay?
All the best.
Where are you going?
Why do you care? I am going.
Isn't he a bit too quiet today?
Is he on strike or what?
Think he will dance at his farewell?
Farewell?
This is what comes of muting the group.
Uncle got the pink slip.
Another victim of downsizing.
Well done.
Shetty.
Okay, I'm leaving.
- Yeah, all the best. - Thanks.
- Let him go. Let's go. - Yeah.
Is RDX actually going?
Why are you scared?
What's going on?
What about your date?
Why should I be scared?
Are you speaking about RDX?
He will say, I was sacked on this day by Sinotech.
Setting is scary.
Darn scary.
Yes, it is.
'A 60 plus action hero.'
'A 38 year old fast bowler.'
'A 12 year old dog.'
'And a three year old cell phone.'
'They are expired in the eyes of the world.'
'Just like RDX.'
'When the employees cost factor is strangling his resource factor'
'the layoff cuts him out.'
Sorry.
- We weren't aware that you were in there. - Yes, I was pooping.
Yeah.
This was not the first time.
I have heard lots more.
It's all written in here.
Potty chapters.
September, last year.
Gautam.
'I saw RDX's briefs!'
'There's a Mickey Mouse painted on it.'
Piyush. 'How do you know?'
Gautam. 'Hey, he's not wearing a belt today, right?'
'That is why his pant is low waisted.'
November last year.
Piyush.
'What do you think?'
'Is RDX's sex life dead by now?'
Gautam. 'No, bro.'
'These old men are the most randy of all!'
'I bet he does the reverse cowboy.'
Piyush. 'I see.'
'No wonder he always has a back pain.'
Then, February.
Sir, got it.
Sorry.
The other day I shouted at you.
- I am sorry for that. I really am... - It's okay.
I liked it.
It gives me a sense of achievement.
Achievement?
Didn't you get rid of your frustration by venting on me?
You were not shouting at me.
You were shouting at your own lack of focus.
I am just an outlet.
The frustration is gone.
Your mind has cleared up.
And the code is fixed.
The outburst leads to output.
You solved your problem by shouting at me.
That is my achievement.
It's done!
I got it!
Quarternity leave submitted.
- Brother! - Congratulations!
So tonight finally...
Give me Rs. 151 so I can make an offering to God.
It's been submitted not approved.
Anyhow Supriya is eating my head.
Let me offer Rs. 51 then.
Shetty, just pay him already. Don't be a skinflint!
Take.
Let's have a photo.
I have to do this for today.
- Everyone say, approved! - Approved.
It's not approved, just submitted.
It will get approved! What is the big deal in saying it?
- Approved. - Approved.
Nice smile. This is so good!
He is looking happier than me.
- I will be back. - I am happy. You're going to have a baby.
The sound of the baby chortling.
Hi.
What did you come to get deleted now?
Did you sext with any of the employees?
I wanted some photos of the last off site.
And some which are a bit older than that.
Can I have a look at the gallery, please?
CMC.
Don't go wrong.
Hello, Megha?
Very good. We can go and stay with Bhandarkars.
- Okay? - So, we'll chill.
I will convince my wife.
- That's right. - In my college days I used to.
- Yeah? - The three of us will have a good time.
It was fun.
What's going on, brothers?
That thing we were just talking about.
A fun.
- Nice. - Yeah.
Gautam, you didn't tell us about the date.
Yes, what happened?
It was good, I mean...
It was good, but tell us what happened?
Nothing much. I had fun. I experienced something.
Gautam, be honest.
I missed by 20 kilos!
What do you mean?
The girl saw me side view and landed up.
She got scared of my fitness.
- Don't laugh, Shetty. - Okay, okay.
What did you say?
Girls marry a man of good heart?
I never said that all of them do.
Where are they?
How would I know where they are?
You have to look around. They are somewhere.
When I go to Goa, it will be more of a problem.
I will put on five to ten kilos daily by drinking beer.
You don't put on weight like that.
I do! Even water makes me put on fat!
Gautam, relax. Calm down.
Listen to me.
Since you are going to Goa
why not get a double bed room?
- We can come over on the weekends. - Yes!
I can order a mattress.
Come on, Gautam. Back pain.
Yes, it's strange sleeping on the floor.
Okay, I can sleep on the floor, you sleep on the bed, okay?
Yes, we'll manage.
- Okay, we'll adjust. - It will be done.
So does the tumble work there?
It does!
Russian!
Israeli! Ukranians! That's the kind of matches that run out there.
Punjabi.
- Yes. - Good!
Okay.
Let's assume some day
some girl comes along.
Both of you, I mean...
- Yes! Of course. - We will go and sleep on the beach.
- We will sleep on the beach. - Done then.
- Sorted out. - Yes, yes.
Gautam, the priority is you.
Yes, you are.
You can try at your own end to ensure
that you wrap your work up on the weekdays
- so we can chill on the weekends. - Yes.
- Yes, why not? It's done, buddy. - Yes.
We will do this. Yes, we will do this.
- Done? This should be fun. - Yes.
It will be great fun.
I will drive.
Do anything you want.
They are taking three extra months.
It's a one month project.
Megha, training and hand holding doesn't take longer than that.
And haven't you read my CV?
ERP is my forte!
I have done 19 projects of this kind.
And Megha you don't try in such projects.
What about the learning curve?
Bhandarkars are no joke.
Buddy, check out this hotel.
- It's nice. - Yes.
- The view from the balcony is amazing! - Yes.
There is an infinity pool as well.
Yes, Megha.
What?
Okay. Okay.
I will be back.
- All good? - No, it's...
Guys, you can check with Megha.
This has nothing to do with me.
And I am an ERP specialist.
Maybe she just changed her mind. It happens.
You sure?
Of course.
We made our plans.
You can keep to them even now.
I will send for two mattresses.
- It should be fun. - Gautam?
Yeah, it will be fun. All of you can come.
It will be fun.
Okay, we will think about it.
- Okay, bye. - Bye, see you.
Hey.
"There is no shore in sight."
"There is no way to stop here."
"There is no way to smile."
"There is no way one can cry."
"This burden doesn't sit easy on the heart."
"Broken and falling from this branch, mingling with the other branch."
"Why hold on to fake grudges?"
"Keep walking at all costs."
"One must walk."
"Grown on these paths."
"Even the pain that you feel"
"live through it, dutifully."
"The past that has gone past has opened it's windows again."
"And the memories can't be stopped from raining down."
Surprise!
Thank you, Gyanesh.
I hope you like the chocolate.
I always thought nobody liked me.
That's why we all are happy. Since you are leaving.
Sir, one moment. Before cutting the cake would you like to say something?
There are some people
who you can either love or hate but cannot ignore.
That's a huge cliche.
And I hate cliches.
So I made sure nobody loved me.
Everybody hated me.
So that nobody could ignore me.
I have been mostly a burden for this organization.
From one city to the other.
From one team to another.
But still I would like to state my contribution.
Everyone has their own circle here.
I have none.
But still I was part of every circle.
Every circle talking about RDX, right?
I think, I was the unifier here.
Whether it is to irritate someone
or to give someone wisdom
to trigger someone
or to show the mirror to someone.
I believe my contribution has been invaluable.
Wow. For so many years you have been in these cubicles.
Any tips for our young employees?
There is a film.
'Shawshank Redemption.'
I have seen it many times.
Do you know why?
That film taught me how to survive in this cubicle for so many years.
This cubicle
it may feel like a prison.
But don't panic.
Don't try to escape.
Every day gradually
dig two inches deeper and go ahead.
You will find that eventually
you will see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Sir, we have something special for you.
Please sit.
"We can't leave anything behind. We can't take anything along."
"Those who live these moments with you, are ours."
"The joys are colorful, the sorrow is stark white."
"We walk on with those captured."
"Those views are sown in our eyes."
"We will keep them nourished in the courtyard of the mind."
"We will taste them some time, after gathering them up."
"They are pieces, just some pieces."
"Moments slathered in them."
"The debt is paid off in such a way, even leaving is not painful."
"The past which has gone past has opened up it's windows."
"The memories can't be prevented from raining down."
Now a small gift for you from all of us.
That's great.
Thank you.
Thank you for this slide show.
You're welcome but actually it was Piyush who did this.
Thank you, sir.
Come on, come here. Start from there. Okay?
Piyush sir. Clear the floor. There's work to be done.
What do you have to do?
New folks are coming in here.
We need to do some patch up work.
Take your time, buddies.
Listen, my cubicle and this plant must not be touched.
Why do you care? You're leaving, right?
A new cabin is being made for you.
What are you saying?
Don't you know?
Amazing! I know it all.
Hurry up! I won't wait here for you all night long. What is this?
'Employees and organisations don't just screw each other'
'they care for each other too.'
'It's a love hate relationship.'
'Not always us versus them.'
'After reading the increment letter, I felt as if'
'I am a cost to the company.'
'But by evening I had turned into a valuable resource.'
'Just like Sunaina.'
'She slit Gautam's throat and took over the Goa project.'
'She claimed to be cutting on costs.'
'Gautam was the cost center'
'and lost out to Sunaina the resource.'
'Dilip was the cost center'
'and lost out to cost cutting by the HR.'
'These are all like the circle of life.'
'We take birth into an organization.'
'We become part of the ecosystem.'
'We spend so many days of our lives here.'
'Then one day exit.'
'Employees are not merely cost centers or resources.'
'There is more to it.'
'Someone can become our 'friend.'
'Or an enemy, or a frenemy.'
'Maybe like our family member.'
'And we realize this'
'by the void created by their departure.'