1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,720 'According to the theory of Evolution..' 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,560 '..marking territory helps an animal survive in an ecosystem.' 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:17,800 'Cats leave their scent, wolves howl, and birds make their nests.' 4 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,200 'If this office is my Eco-system..' 5 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:27,320 '..then this cubical is now my territory.' 6 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,720 'Even I've evolved in the past one month.' 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,680 'Gautam and Gambhir now find my jokes funny.' 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,720 'I am used to addressing Megha as just "Megha".' 9 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,680 'I don't even have to ask Kalpesh to explain any lingo anymore.' 10 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:45,000 'What's more, my orders are delivered to my cubicle.' 11 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,760 'Now as soon as my first salary is credited..' 12 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,640 '..I'll officially become an inhabitant of this Eco-system.' 13 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:51,880 Hello. 14 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,240 Hello. 15 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,760 Hello. 16 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,040 Hello. 17 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,080 Hello. 18 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,200 - Hello. - Hello. 19 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,160 Hello. 20 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,720 Yeah! Now I can hear you. - Okay. 21 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,680 My phone sometimes heats up and shuts down automatically. 22 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,280 Okay. The battery must have grown old.. 23 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,600 Yes. 24 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:15,320 So I was saying..you must offer 2100, and nothing else. 25 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,360 And if you can't go on Monday, then you can still go on Wednesday? 26 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,040 But..only to a Ganesh temple. 27 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,680 Why? Why not on Tuesday? 28 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,720 Does Lord Ganesh take a sick-leave on Tuesdays? 29 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,920 - What? - Nothing. I'll go. 30 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,560 Your father wants to talk to you. 31 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,200 - You do not understand anything. - Here. 32 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,600 Hello. It's me. 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,640 Don't squander your salary. Understood? 34 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,720 - Yes, papa. - Try to save some of it. 35 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,720 Maybe do some kind of investment. 36 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,480 Start a small SIP. Okay? 37 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:48,040 Yeah! I still have a lot of time to invest. 38 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,320 That's the problem with you guys. 39 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,800 You don't understand the value of time. 40 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,520 Have you studied Compound Interest? 41 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,080 Tell me the formula. 42 00:01:55,760 --> 00:02:00,080 - A=P(1+ R/100)^T - Okay. 43 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,280 And which is the most important variable? 44 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,200 - T. - And what does T mean? Tea? 45 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,200 T means Time. 46 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,440 And why is that? 47 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,320 Because Time has an exponential impact on the end value. 48 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,400 Yes. Now you get it. 49 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,440 Yes. I'll take a look and let you know. 50 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,400 - And.. - Come on, give it to me. 51 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,120 Listen to your mother first. 52 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,440 Here, go on. 53 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,400 Son, first things first, did you eat? 54 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,000 Tell me honestly. Do you and papa know how old I really am? 55 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,560 Did you eat or not? 56 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,280 I did. Mashed aubergine and bread. Anything else? 57 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,720 And find some time to call us as well. 58 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,160 Okay, fine. I'll do it. Okay, bye. 59 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,320 Aubergine. Seriously? 60 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,960 If you were lying, you could've at least said cottage cheese. 61 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,480 And you could've added some cheese to this noodles. 62 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,120 What on earth is this? 63 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,760 Let me get my salary. 64 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,320 And I'll order only cheese-burst pizza for a week. 65 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,720 With extra cheese. 66 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:02,960 Seriously? 67 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,880 You're going to do the same thing with your first salary.. 68 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:08,040 ..that you did back in the hostel on every Friday for four years. 69 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,360 We should upgrade ourselves with our first salary. 70 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,240 How long are we going to watch TV on this mattress like hostelers? 71 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,680 I never ordered extra cheese in the hostel. 72 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,440 And why does Shreesanth wear a headband in Big Boss' home as well? 73 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,160 Kalpesh. 74 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,920 We'll get our first salary in two days. 75 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,760 We're about to lose our financial virginity. 76 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,560 You really want to lose it to a pizza? 77 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,160 Look, it's much better than investing in Mutual funds. 78 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,720 I just said that for the sake of it. 79 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,120 Meaning? 80 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,000 Meaning I am not eating aubergine. 81 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,960 His generation is different. 82 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:48,600 Do you know, my father's been using the same razor for the past 23-years. 83 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,280 Why? 84 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,360 Because money doesn't grow on trees. 85 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,560 If a new shaving blade costs just 2 rupees.. 86 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,920 ..then why buy a razor that costs 350 rupees. 87 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,280 To be fair, as per biology he's right. 88 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,920 Money doesn't grow on trees. 89 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,440 Do you know, once as a joke.. 90 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,280 ..I brought a money plant at home. 91 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,080 Instead of laughing, he was commenting on that as well. 92 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,800 What is this stupid thing? Why did you waste money on this? 93 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,160 - Money doesn't grow on trees. - Doesn't grow on trees. 94 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,200 The problem isn't that he's a miser. 95 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,000 Because even after spending their money.. 96 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,880 ..their generation they just can't enjoy it. 97 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,560 They just worry. 98 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,320 Oh God, that stuff is so expensive. 99 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,440 Fine, so what if you bought it. 100 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,480 So Mr PP, how are you going to lose your virginity? 101 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,120 Sofa. 102 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,280 Recliner. 103 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,040 That's an unusual choice. 104 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,480 Gautam, you need to tell Megha Friday deadline is impossible. 105 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,440 No way, I told her the last time as well. 106 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,560 How unusual? 107 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,560 I mean people normally do something exciting with their first salary. 108 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,080 I went for bungee jumping myself. 109 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,520 A sofa is boring. 110 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,440 It's a recliner. There's a difference. 111 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:50,040 Yes, in PVR Phoenix, difference is 300 rupees. 112 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,680 I am definitely not going. 113 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,160 - To PVR? - To tell Megha! 114 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,360 Stop looking at the price tag, and look at what it symbolises. 115 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,160 - What does it symbolise? - Waste of money. 116 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,200 - Exactly. - No. Luxury. 117 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,560 Guys, if a working middle-class guy.. 118 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,880 ..works hard all day and he's going back tired and worn off.. 119 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,800 ..then doesn't he deserve some luxury. 120 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,640 From where I see it that middle-class man is enjoying the office AC.. 121 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,240 ..and indulging in online shopping. 122 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,200 That's because I don't have any assigned task today. 123 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,920 Hi, Megha. Hi. 124 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,800 Oh! So sorry. I did not know you were having lunch. 125 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,440 - I didn't expect you to know. - Okay. 126 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,480 I just wanted to inform you that the timeline for version 37.. 127 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,520 Is that turnip fry? 128 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,240 Yes. 129 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,560 My mom used to make it often. 130 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,760 The only difference is I never really liked it. 131 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,480 Don't worry, I was not going to offer this to you. 132 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,120 Okay. 133 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,360 I like your lunch box though. 134 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,440 Chhota Bheem. 135 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,200 Belongs to my 7-year-old son. 136 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,560 Oh! I did not know you had a son. 137 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,160 Again, I didn't expect you to know. 138 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,720 Right. 139 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,520 I always liked Scooby-Doo more. 140 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,800 As a kid, every day when I used to come back to school.. 141 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,640 - ..I would only watch Scooby-Doo.. - Piyush. 142 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,280 Turnips get soggy very soon. 143 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,960 Oh yeah, sorry. 144 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,240 So Gautam and Gambhir.. Shetty.. 145 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,360 They wanted me to inform you.. 146 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,960 ..that the Friday deadline for version 37 is impossible. 147 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,400 - Okay. - Okay? 148 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,960 Yeah, I never expected them to finish by Friday. 149 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,720 It's the start of the month after all. 150 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,560 Start of the month. 151 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,360 The efficiency of every team drops at the start of the month. 152 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,880 After the salaries go out. 153 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,160 Ahh.. I see.. I see.. 154 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,600 Because their salaries come out.. 155 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,560 ..so they go out partying, followed by drinking.. 156 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,480 - ..followed by dancing.. - Followed by a hangover. 157 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,000 Hangovers, yes. 158 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,640 Please ask them to send me revised timelines. 159 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,880 Sure. 160 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,160 If you're waiting only to find out.. 161 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,480 ..I've sweetmeat for dessert. 162 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,560 - You want? - No, thanks. 163 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,880 Please, I insist. 164 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,160 Oh! Okay, sorry. 165 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,200 Megha, I just want to.. 166 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:15,840 Not me. I've decided I am not going to party with my first salary. 167 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,640 I'm going to buy myself a recliner. 168 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:18,880 - Okay. - Yeah! 169 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,200 And this information is relevant to me, how? 170 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,680 No, because I can use it to relax after work. 171 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,520 Every night, after coming home from the office.. 172 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,120 ..I can comfortably watch Big Boss. 173 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,920 And as a Team Lead, you can only expect my efficiency to go up. 174 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,280 Even at the start of the month. 175 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,000 I know.. 176 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,560 You must be thinking that it's a stupid voyeuristic show. 177 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,040 But it really helps me relax. 178 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,680 No. I was not thinking that. 179 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,120 I don't hate Big Boss. 180 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,520 In fact, I envy those contestants. 181 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,400 Envy them? 182 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,560 Yeah..they get to live in such a huge house. 183 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:53,360 Without worrying about rent, electricity bill, phone bill.. 184 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,480 ..not even maid. 185 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,880 Lucky. 186 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,120 'A Scottish Poet called Robert Burns once said.' 187 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,880 'The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.' 188 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,240 'In simple words..' 189 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,080 'If you want something really bad..' 190 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:15,160 '..the bloody universe always conspires to create some problem.' 191 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,280 Kalpesh, listen. 192 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,360 How much did you promise our maid Sarita? 193 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,840 6000 rupees. 194 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,080 You said we won't pay more than Rs. 5000. 195 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,480 Yeah, but then you sent me that whatsapp forward. 196 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,680 Which one? 197 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,400 Don't bargain with local vendors. 198 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,760 They work for a living, not to become millionaires. 199 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,680 Shit. 200 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,280 What happened? 201 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,840 I don't think I can buy my recliner. 202 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,960 You can't buy your recliner because of the extra 500 rupees.. 203 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,280 ..that you have to give to Sarita? 204 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,800 No, I think there are other expenses that I forgot to take into account. 205 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,000 Like. 206 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:54,360 Internet bill, gas bill, water bill, electricity bill, rent. 207 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,400 Rent? 208 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,080 You forgot that you've to pay rent. 209 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,920 Yeah..but now I remember. 210 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,880 Bro, we're not living in a hostel anymore.. 211 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,040 ..where our dad pays for the full year's expense. 212 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,920 What's wrong, bro? 213 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,120 Just thinking. 214 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,400 There must be some way to buy the recliner. 215 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Save for a couple of months. Then you can buy one. 216 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,440 You'll just have to wait for a little longer, that's all. 217 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,320 - What are you doing? - What happened? 218 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,560 Work for a couple of hours and then you can take a sip. 219 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,320 You'll just have to wait for a little longer, that's all. 220 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,360 Aren't you getting a little too comfortable in a month? 221 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,800 There's a guy in Shashtri Nagar. 222 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,920 He'll get you a personal loan in three minutes for your sofa. 223 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,160 That's a recliner. 224 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,320 And it's not even possible to fill the form in three minutes. 225 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,680 How can I get the money? 226 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,720 No form. Only cash. 227 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,800 Just remember the EMI date. 228 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,840 No, thanks. 229 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,880 Wait a minute. How do you know I am going to buy a recliner? 230 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,440 I didn't know that the system administrator.. 231 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,880 ..had the browsing history of every employee. 232 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,920 That's a breach of privacy. 233 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,960 Listen, how much longer? 234 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,600 Three minutes. 235 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,800 Bro, you can also buy it on EMI. 236 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:22,280 If I wanted to buy on EMI, then I didn't have to wait for my salary. 237 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,560 No discount or sale? 238 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,080 Lord Mountbatten really messed up. 239 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,200 If only they had left earlier.. 240 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,840 ..then the Independence Day sale could've started in July. 241 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,520 - How much longer? - Two minutes. 242 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:49,520 But the corporate Loyalty card has a year-long discount. 243 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:51,480 What card? 244 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,480 Corporate Loyalty Card. 245 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,440 Your roommate is right, son. 246 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,120 Every team leader is assigned.. 247 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,560 ..an exclusive corporate loyalty card by the company.. 248 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,640 ..for work-related expenses. 249 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,880 Like offers on premium restaurants. 250 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,320 Free upgrades on flights. 251 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,800 And 30% year-long discount on most e-commerce websites. 252 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,920 Done. 253 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,960 First thing tomorrow morning.. 254 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,280 ..I'll take the corporate loyalty card from Megha.. 255 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,000 ..and by lunch, I'll place the order. 256 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,200 Are you sure she will give you the card? 257 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,760 Let me check her horoscope. 258 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,480 What's the point of speculating? Just ask her. Simple. 259 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,400 Actually, it's not that simple. 260 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,920 How much longer? 261 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,440 10 seconds. 262 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,880 Kalpesh, we got stood up with just.. 263 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,760 ..one television in the name of a fully furnished flat.. 264 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,160 ..but all that is going to change. 265 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:45,600 Oh, shit..losing our financial virginity in 3.. 2.. 1.. 266 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,640 Idiot! 267 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,600 This is not your birthday which begins at midnight. 268 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,920 Salary gets credited in the day during bank hours. 269 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,680 I know that..now. 270 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,560 What? 271 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,320 Did that Angad mess things up again? 272 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,000 You know what, check your account. 273 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,360 Is that it? 274 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,520 Turn it to silent before going to sleep. 275 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,320 Sorry. 276 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,880 - Hello. - Hello Megha ma'am, Piyush this side. 277 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,120 Ohh.. 278 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,720 That's a big mistake Piyush Prajapati. 279 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,120 I know that..now. 280 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,840 I change my advice. 281 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,080 Don't ask her for the card. 282 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,600 Or for anything else..ever. 283 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,040 - Ask me for what? - I.. 284 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,560 No, nothing. Nothing. 285 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,640 Good morning, Megha. 286 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,880 - Okay. - How are you? 287 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,360 Did you sleep well? 288 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,760 Guys, I still haven't received your updated timeline. 289 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,760 Sorry Megha, we'll give it to you by Tuesday.. 290 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,440 - Afternoon. - Afternoon. 291 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,360 So Wednesday evening it is. 292 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,440 And guys, next time instead of sending Piyush.. 293 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,200 ..please come directly to inform me. 294 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,320 If nothing else, I'll appreciate the courage. 295 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,560 One second! Megha. 296 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,480 Megha. I am sorry for disturbing you last night. 297 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:18,680 I think three messages and one email is enough to cover an apology. 298 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,440 Yes, but I didn't know if you had read my messages. 299 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,960 And if you had, whether you accepted my apology or not. 300 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,320 I would immediately say apology accepted, but.. 301 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:30,600 ..something tells me that this conversation is not going to end there. 302 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,760 So tell me, Piyush. what is it that you really want? 303 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,000 The corporate loyalty card, actually. 304 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,560 The recliner I was telling you about.. 305 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,440 ..to afford that I need the corporate loyalty card. 306 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,240 No. It's only for office related expenses. 307 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,920 But Megha, in a way this is an office related expense only. 308 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,600 I mean think about it, if an employee is well-rested.. 309 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,280 ..his output is definitely bound to go up only, right. 310 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,200 - I know its hard to put a tangible reasoning to it.. - Piyush. 311 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,240 Do you know why I bring my son's Chhota Bheem lunch box? 312 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,400 Because you like it. 313 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,680 - It's a rhetorical question. - Oh, sorry! Why? 314 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,520 Because he has moved on to Doremon lunch box. 315 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,760 According to him, Doremon is his.. 316 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,880 ..most favourite cartoon character in the world. 317 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,240 And his lunch box is the only thing he ever wanted. 318 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,320 So sweet. 319 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,000 Only thing is he used to say the same thing.. 320 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,360 ..for Chhota Bheem three months ago. 321 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,680 Look..if you really want that recliner, nobody can stop you. 322 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,920 But please stop convincing yourself by saying that you're.. 323 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,160 ..doing it to increase work efficiency because that's a lie. 324 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:51,360 You want to believe it so that you feel less guilty about buying it. 325 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,360 Okay! Sorry. 326 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:11,000 Megha, when you got your son the Chhota Bheem lunch box.. 327 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,440 ..how did he feel? 328 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,520 He was really happy. 329 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,480 Yeah, I thought so. 330 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,400 When will I get my salary? 331 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,960 As soon as you stop waiting for it. 332 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,400 'Gambhir was right.' 333 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,080 'I tried waiting. I even tried planning.' 334 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,520 'But it was of no use.' 335 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,880 'For the rest of the day, I will just sit on the desk..' 336 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,360 '..and not be distracted at all.' 337 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,600 'Music is defined as a combination of sounds in succession..' 338 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,320 '..capable of invoking an emotion in the listener.' 339 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,800 'According to that, all these notification sounds for me..' 340 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,440 '..was nothing short of AR Rehman's symphony.' 341 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,800 - The amount is correct. - Correct? 342 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,000 But we were promised much more in the placement. 343 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,720 Yeah..that's your CTC. 344 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,840 - CTC? - Yeah..CTC. 345 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,400 What do you mean by CTC? 346 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,560 Cost to Company, CTC. 347 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,920 And this. 348 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,000 This? 349 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,480 This is your in-hand. 350 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,560 Look Piyush, there are many things included in CTC. 351 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,240 Conveyance allowance, medical insurance premium.. 352 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,440 ..employees contribution to provident fund.. 353 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,880 ..employer's contribution to provident fund. 354 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,720 So the company's contribution to my PF is also coming from my salary. 355 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,880 Yes. 356 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,600 Ma'am, then how is the company contributing to it? 357 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,360 I mean this is coming out of my salary. 358 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,640 What am I getting? 359 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,440 Sodexo Coupons. 360 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,000 Look Piyush, your salaries are structured in such a way.. 361 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,640 ..so that you can save on paying tax. 362 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,160 Ma'am, I haven't got my salary yet. So what tax? 363 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,680 And what does the government believe? I am Mallya. I'll flee before year-end. 364 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,320 All I wanted was to buy one recliner. But no, this tax. 365 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,120 And what do we get from paying taxes? 366 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,360 Scams? Potholes? Or these coupons? Coupons, ma'am. 367 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,440 If I use these coupons outside, I'll have to pay GST on them again. 368 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,560 What does the government think? Does money grow on trees? 369 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,280 'I could have blamed genetics for this.' 370 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,080 'But when I automatically blurted the same words..' 371 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,200 '..that I've been hearing all my life..' 372 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:04,240 '..that's when I understood the emotion behind it.' 373 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,680 'There's a quote in English.' 374 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,480 'Do not judge someone before you've walked a mile in their shoes.' 375 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,200 'That single moment gave me a clarity on lot of things.' 376 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,400 'Clarity on why every salaried person..' 377 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,760 '..curses the government once every month.' 378 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,520 'Why papa have been using the same razor for the past 23- years.' 379 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,400 CVV 667. 380 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,320 Use it only once. 381 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,960 And use it right here. 382 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,400 I don't want you to call me at home for OTP. 383 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:52,000 'And the clarity about what I want to do with my first salary.' 384 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,240 The camera must be good if you're saying so. 385 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,280 But this phone is so huge. 386 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,040 Doesn't even fit in my hand. 387 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,040 Keep using it, and you'll grow used to it in a couple of weeks. 388 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,840 Yeah, but you could've at least informed me before sending it. 389 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,360 I was about to send that delivery guy back.. 390 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,800 - ..saying that we haven't ordered anything. - I see.. 391 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,480 And how did papa like his gift? 392 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,040 Ask him yourself. 393 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,880 Here. 394 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,920 Careful. 395 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,640 Yes, it's me. 396 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,920 What about the warranty papers for the new phone? Where are they? 397 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,760 Actually, I ordered the phone online.. 398 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,960 ..so it has three-years free warranty. 399 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,200 By the way, how did you like your new razor? 400 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,680 Did you use it? 401 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,400 Your mother insisted that I do. 402 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,640 I was planning to use it on Dussera or Diwali. 403 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,040 But you know your mother..she doesn't listen to anyone. 404 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,120 She made me use it. 405 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:59,240 It's nice, and smooth, and doesn't burn either. 406 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,680 But.. 407 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,800 But? 408 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,000 It's expensive. 409 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,960 Yes, it's expensive. 410 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,720 But you will get used to it. 411 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,520 I'll call you tomorrow. 412 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,080 What? 413 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,960 Phone? 414 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,000 Here. 415 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,320 What was uncle saying? 416 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,880 He was saying thank you. 417 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:41,640 Piyush, don't you think sometimes life changes overnight. 418 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,600 What do you mean? 419 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,920 I mean until yesterday we were eating plain Maggie. 420 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,280 And now as soon as our salaries got credited, we're having cheese Maggie. 421 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,880 Listen, switch to Big Boss. 422 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,320 They were saying that after the break.. 423 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,840 ..Anup Jalota is going to sing Honey Singh's song. 424 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,000 Are you serious? 425 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,200 Come on. 426 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,200 Advertisements! 427 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,600 - Is he really going to sing? - Yes.